but most of all tonight, i want to thank the men and women who are serving in the united states military. god bless you. you are away from your families. we want to thank those families time, realtime, the fallout tomorrow, here's "the five." bef >> juan: i'm juan will williams along with emily, jesse, dana, and gregory. it's 5:00 in new york city. happy holidays this, is "the five." a democratic slug fast while the candidates mixed it up in the debate. mayor pete the target of many of the attacks. take a look. >> the mayor just recently had a fundraiser that was held in a wine cave full of crystals and served $900 a bottle wine. up, think about who comes to that.

>> senator, your net worth is 100 times mine. >> this is the problem with issuing purity tests that you cannot yourself pass. >> in the last debate, mayor, you basically mocked the hundred years of experience on the stage. so while you can dismiss committee hearings, i think this experience works. and i have not denigrated your experience as a local official. i have been one. >> juan: and the issue over lack of diversity on the stage also came up. >> such an honor and disappointment to be the lone candidate of color on the stage. i miss cam la and i miss corey. though i think corey will be back. >> senator sanders, you're the oldest on the stage. >> and i'm white as well. >> juan: that's true. the best answer to that question came from elizabeth warren said she'd be the youngest woman. of course, the 2020 contenders, they are sure to go after

president trump. >> we have a president who's running the most corrupt administration in the modern history. >> watergate? this is a global watergate. >> i'm the person who started the need to impeach movement over two years ago. >> juan: one of the surprises of the night coming from andrew yang. >> if you turn on cable network news today you would think he's our president pause of some combination of russia, racism, facebook, hillary clinton, and e-mails all mixed together. but americans around the country know different. what we have to do is stop being obsessed over impeachment and start actually digging in and solving the problems that got donald trump in the first place. >> juan: so, dana, you know how i'm such a nave, i've been to a wine cave. but that's what i've heard today. wine cave. what is that? >> dana: it's where you complain about something incessantly that drive people crazy.

a $900 bottle of wine is what jesse has on his table every night. >> jesse: i think greg is the guy. >> greg: she's just mad because she only uses a wine tp. >> jesse: there you go. >> dana: yes. what i understand about this debate from elizabeth warren. what she's saying is this -- she has disavowed doing big fundraisers. this is after she ran for senate and raised $10.5 million from big donors which she then put it towards her campaign. she's complaining that someone like mayor pete has gained some support from big donors and is taking that money. but nobody -- nobody except for a very small percentage of people cares about campaign finance reform, as long as they're disclosed as to who is donating. so she wastes all of this time talking about this. i thought that he was getting attacked because he's risen in the polls while she has declined every since the medicare for

all. i think it showed that he was able to fight back. one of the best linings of the night is when he talked about the pure the i test and the problem with them if you can't pass the test you put out there, which she has done. and i think that he also made another good point. if you plan to beat president trump in 2020, you don't have to deal with the fact that the republicans are awash in cash. jesse mentioned before the show, we saw that the president raised $10 million in this week. >> jesse: in 48 hours. >> dana: in 48 hours after impeachment. you have to have as much money to try to beat him unless you have bloomberg who's financing his own. >> juan: watching the debate, the thing that stood out to me was joe biden, best in show, best performance i've seen from him on the debate stage yet. what did you think? >> jesse: i agree. he had his best debates but the previous debates are so bad, by not screwing up badly, he had the best debate.

it's a low bar. he was steadier. he said less bizarre things. he said crazy things. one person said are you going to throw away hundreds of thousands of manufacturing jobs in order to go green? he said, yeah. i mean, you put that in the ad, it's death. >> dana: did you see how they tried to spin it? peter doocy was on the trail, he asked the biden people, it's okay to get rid of all of the hundreds of thousands of job for the environment to get better. what he meant was because he's going to improve the environment, there will be additional hundreds of thousands of jobs. >> jesse: are those those green jobs that obama promised? >> dana: those are green jobs. >> jesse: yes. he had a steady night. that's fine. i was surprised everyone piled on pete. i thought he showed he had a chin and he countered effectively, well prepared. weird to go after someone on a wine cave. that just -- that line of attack was kind of cheap and a little corny and telegraphed.

and she walked right into it. she's worth, what, $10 million? she as you said has taken money from lots and lots of rich people. why would you disarm? like unilateral disarmament. trump's awash -- i like that word "awash" with cash. you're going to say, no, no, a billionaire's money is dirty because the guy is a billionaire. what if the billionaire is a radical left wing democrat that hates trump more han you do. you're not going to take his cash? like most ideas it doesn't make sense. >> juan: at the moment, populist left wing politics does not embrace millionaires and billionaires in an era. >> jesse: the most important thing to democrats is winning. and beating donald trump. and if you -- >> juan: i agree with that. >> jesse: if you make it harder to win, that's bad politics. >> juan: i think so. so this is the christmas season, gregory. >> greg: oh, yea. >> juan: did you notice the last question -- i saved this for you, was about what you would

give the other members of the party on the debate stage and andrew yang, one of your favorites said, you'd give him his book. >> greg: that wasn't his best answer. i liked what he had to say. i liked the question on nuclear power. that was interesting. on pbs, stands for "pretty boring stuff" was pretty interesting. i felt like -- the whole thing covering this debate seems so anti-die mattic. and you feel like you're watching the high school theater troupe taking a tour of the model un. everything seems so small. however, i did fine that i genuinely liked a couple of the people more the more they talked. i thought amy klobechar did good and biden did okay. you can feel you're comfortable around these people. trump keeps changing our perspective. relationship with our ally,

impeachment, or the democratic field. everything seems to different. i was troubled by the fact that they kept talking about our world in peril. we have troops that are returning safely to a country where they have jobs. this is a great time to be alive and be in america. they can't instill the fear in us that they'd love to. i wanted to talk about the wine cave. but i guess i'll stop. >> juan: we can come back to that. >> jesse: your point about the economic message. joe biden was vice president for eight years and now he's saying the middle class is getting slaughtered. you were there for eight years. now you're running on helping the middle class because they're slaughtered? what the hell was he doing? in fact, the middle class isn't getting slaughtered. this is a bottom up recovery. he doesn't know the truth. >> juan: that was an interesting point. i was struck by the fact that it was consistent among all of the democrats that you know what, you go on the campaign trail, so many people struggling not only

paying health care bills, playing basic education bills, paying for the groceries. >> jesse: 76% of americans say the economy is great and 60% say they're better off after these three years. >> dana: you have time to find out about the wine cave? >> dana: >> juan: what do you mean? >> jesse: i want to hear emily. >> emily: i wanted to speak about that fact between bernie and omna when she asked about race and he answered about climate change and she said we all due respect, i asked you about race. that's a metaphor. voices are asking to be heard in a certain way. those on top, and the establishment democrats included, and especially are saying, oh, no, honey, let me tell you what's really important. let me tell you what you need to care about. it was a perfect symbolic moment. yang continues to shine. he's the best issue spotter on that stage. he continues to me to demonstrate he's not presidential, but he's absolutely like at the topped of answering in these relatable issues that gets to the point

that other ones are continuing to bring about their same talking points, the same lunch buffet of issues that they care about, you know, exactly every time they open their mouth what they're going to say. that's not the case with him. and just as a reminder, you guys, gathered, booker, castro, bloomberg, delaney, and william sop are still in the race. >> who's bennett? >> greg picked up on this. >> amy klobechar had a great debate i think. did you think that? >> you always say that. i never feel the same. >> jesse: he has a thing for her. he loves her. >> greg: what the hell are you talking about? >> jesse: you always talk about amy. >> greg: you noticed when bernie sanders said, he yelled, i'm white and he went like this. >> juan: okay, so what's the wine cave thing? >> greg: i can't remember what it was. it's something about -- >> juan: you were in the wine cave. >> greg: it can be anywhere. all you have to do, get a bottle

of wine and put a blanket over your head. it's a wine cave. >> juan: it's a basement where you keep some wine. >> greg: exactly. >> juan: a big debate brewing, brewing, what a word -- over whether president trump was impeached as nancy pelosi delayed sending the articles to the senate. stay with us on "the five." mornings were made for better things than rheumatoid arthritis or psoriatic arthritis. when considering another treatment, ask about xeljanz xr, a once-daily pill for adults with moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis or active psoriatic arthritis for whom methotrexate did not work well enough. it can reduce pain, swelling, and significantly improve physical function. xeljanz can lower your ability to fight infections like tb; don't start xeljanz if you have an infection. taking a higher than recommended dose of

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>> great stuff. trump impeachment insanity never ends for the media and the democrats. they're hammering republicans while giving a pass to nancy

pelosi after she punted sending the articles to the senate. >> president trump with a mark he'll carry for the rest of his life. >> a stain. >> a stain on the legacy of donald trump. >> you are not asleep. this is not a dream, this is really happening. president trump is impeached. >> he was impeached for one reason, because he deserved it. >> this comes as one of the witnesses, remember this guy? he says, trump won't actually be impeached until the articles go to the senate. schumer claims the delay is good for the democrats. >> it's a good idea not to draw a line in the sand. just wait. see how things evolve in the senate. that's working well. we will show this trial and the no vote on impeaching trump or throwing him out of office is not based on any fact or

evidence is a sham. it's sort of a win-win. >> jesse: maybe you can explain it to me, dana. i just don't understand the strategy here? >> dana: i've been trying to. i know that the speaker is a strategic thinker. she's a good leader. and she's shrewd. she's wise. trying to figure out what she knows that i don't know. maybe there is something. i do wonder, though, just regardless if it's a good idea politically, it might just be good for the nation. like we need a circuit breaker for two weeks. like stop, let everybody >> jesse: enjoy christmas? >> dana: like he's saying, have a good holiday, a good new year and come back at the end of the holiday season. i don't think that's the strategic reason she's not sending it over. if it was a slam dunk case, it would be over, it's obvious. it's clearly not. and i think that the scarlet eye of impeachment as the 9:00 p.m.

host of msnbc said, basically it's like they woke up on christmas morning and he got impeached just like they always wanted. they have that and maybe they don't care about it going to the senate. >> jesse: yeah, they just wanted to call it impeach-mas. >> greg: they want their cake and eat it too. i coined that. they want to infuse trump and brand him with impeachment without having to go to court. they want to indict without a trial. they know they'll lose. the thing is, it goes back to the question i raised yesterday. why would you be happy if you knew you had lost? it's because it never was about justice or politics. it was about making orange monster feel bad and make all of his supporters feel bad. that's why you feel good. that's why people -- the little spring in your step bs. it's purely an emotional act. i have to think the supporters and the fans of cnn and msnbc to

christmas they expected a puppy and a chemistry set and looking, is that all there is. they're going to feel mad. again, they're going to have these viewers and fans leave them. because they were betrayed the way they were over kovington and kavanaugh and collusion. >> jesse: the high can only last so long. >> emily: tell me. i have such a hard time with schumer saying, let's see how things evolve. i need specificity. i need articulation. that's what the president needs too. that's what any defendant is entitled to, constitutionally and all of us. what does your expression mean? >> juan: it's not a matter of -- it's not like a civil or criminal trial, it's impeachment. >> emily: that's why it's so difficult for us to comprehend the way they're doing this. the lack of articulation is hoarding that strategy, that information. but what about the millions of us watching our president be

impeached and the bunch of people on the hill who are elected to the positions not explain to us what the heck is going on. >> greg: you know what it's like, you said it's not like a court. this is a modern day court of public opinion with social media. they want to cancel you without having to do the work. >> emily: and not being this consistent application you follow along with. noah feldman said he's not impeached until you do pass the articles. you celebrate the touchdown prematurely and then it doesn't happen. and you take a selfy and you get fined. i think it's such a backfire for pelosi. we don't yet know the positives of her strategy. but we know all of the negatives including the senators that are campaigning that are supposed to be jurors -- so it's a win-win for trump no matter what. >> greg: maybe she delays it so much, mcconnell just holds the trial in the iowa caucus.

>> juan: i don't think that would be so good for president trump. >> greg: why not? >> juan: all of the right wing -- well, maybe he's not really impeached. this was evidence of desperation and a fantasy. it's so sad, really. because it's very clear -- >> greg: your own witness said it. >> juan: i told you. the constitutional. >> greg: your own witness, >> juan: jonathan turley said it's clear that the congress has voted two articles of impeachment. people are desperate. >> greg: they voted it. >> juan: you know what this is like? this is just like president trump now trolling somebody, they're trolling him. nancy pelosi thoroughly under his skin. senator graham came out of the white house last night. oh, yeah, the president is very upset. very upset. because the president wants a senate show trial or something that he can then be acquitted and he can go out say on the campaign trail, this was just the democrats going after me. let me finish, jesse. but the real one, you saw

"christianity today" go after president trump saying he should be impeached, evangelicals, wake up. what did trump do? he went bananas. he started to tweet about christianity today and not reading it. >> jesse: when ever trump responds to anything, oh, my god, he's lost his mind. he's doing it casually. >> juan: how is it casually. >> jesse: by the way, probably one of the strongest weeks he's had in policy. he's actually can chew gum and get pissed off at the same time. unlike the democrats. you brought up "christianity today." i want to salute the media for the first time caring about the religious opinion that they didn't openly mock. they laugh at evangelicals. now you're kissing their butt. >> juan: it's been a leading -- civil rights, for example, for a long time. >> jesse: you have them right where you want them, don't you, juan. sure you do.

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>> dana: military officials have wrapped up an investigation to controversial hand gestures seen in last weekend's army-navy

football game. officials were playing a game and not flashing white power symbols. the story drawing comparison of the covington high school controversy in media coverage. >> students in west point and the naval academy scrutiny for flashing a white power sign. >> it looks like an upside down okay sign but it's used offensively. >> by white supremacist groups. >> cadets flashed this hand gesture known as the white power symbol. >> it's not a joke. white supremists latched on to it, not as a symbol of irony but their prevalence. >> while they're playing this game, they had to know it could be interpreted as the white power symbol. >> this investigation took place pretty quickly. saw it broke, jesse. and congressman dan crenshaw said it could be the circle

game. you said the circle game. i didn't know anything about the circle game. but it's been going on for about 40 years. >> it's when you put it down there and someone sees it, you get to punch them in the arm. i explained that to juan, juan accused him of being white supremacist. >> juan: i said that's a dangerous symbol at a time when white supremacy is on the move in this country. >> who apologized for confusing the cadets of using a white power symbol. >> juan: let me tell you something. >> jesse: that doesn't sound like an apology. >> juan: that symbol is now associated with white supremacy. >> jesse: let me tell you something, if all of a sudden a doz white supremacist started to wear a blue tie and the next day i wore a blue tie, am i flashing a white supremacist signal. >> juan: it's -- >> jesse: that's ridiculous. >> juan: you're trying to minimize a very -- a very dangerous. >> jesse: i'm disappointed as you. i've never seen this as a white power symbol. i've never known it to be a

white power symbol. >> juan: what about pepe the frog. >> jesse: are you talking about a cartoon? you accused these people of being racist. they put their lives on the line for this country. you said they were racist. a symbol with their hands. and you should apologize because i'm giving you an opportunity. >> juan: you're giving me an opportunity to figure out how you can hype and destroy something. >> jesse: i said the truth. i didn't distort anything. >> juan: these kids were playing a game according to the investigation. it was done quickly and it was found out to be what it is. and they were told -- they said to the kids, don't do this because that's bad behavior. and they will be punished. >> greg: for -- first of all, it was at a football game where people like to have fun. and they were having fun. you can go back and say, okay, this all began as a hoax on forchan. that's all it was. they tricked the media to thinking that was the symbol. the problem is, it worked. because the media wanted to

believe this. the media is always looking for this. and that's the biggest story here. whether it's about covington, jussie smollett, something that's supposed to be the story, the one they have, it never -- it evaporates. this investigation is social media turning a fake story to a phenomenon that was on twitter that then puts these kids' lives in hell because they're called racist. there has to be a racist. it has to be a retribution when a person is called racist. it's a label that sticks forever. this symbol is considered racist. i don't know how long okay has been around. but it's the media that puts it around. the media same with pepe the frog. which was ironically done to sucker the media. the media embraces it. >> juan: it's an excuse for people to adopt symbols to perpetuate racism. >> greg: you accuse them of that. you just accused them.

>> juan: there was an investigation, they were playing a game unaware. >> dana: i didn't know about the game. but emily -- >> emily: i didn't know about the game either. i saw in the media at the time they were actively giggling and laughing so it was kind of clear that they were jovial and having a good time. and what you're saying -- you're supposed to assume good intent. >> greg: exactly. you can't mind read. >> emily: so when you interact with someone in person, do you mean that? assume good intent. social media and twitter especially is the opposite in the media. assuming the worst. the automaltic assumption of the worst possible scenario. however, you know, cadets are head to that highest standard. so hopefully moving forward, if there's any room for misinterpretation but it's at the same time all of them are still the -- i hate using the word "victims" but they are of this kind of rabid mob. >> dana: the investigation looks like it was thorough, no question about it. they were able to get it done before the holidays so they can

go home and -- >> juan: again, they're being punished. >> dana: wait -- >> greg: juan -- >> jesse: because of the circle game. >> juan: they act in a way -- >> greg: media attention from jaeckels in the press. >> dana: they were not white supremacists. >> juan: the jaeckels are not the white racist. it's the press. >> jesse: this is not a racist symbol. he explained, it was a hoax. you fell for it and so did the press. most people think of verizon as a reliable phone company. but to businesses, we're a reliable partner. we keep companies ready for what's next. (man) we weave security into their business. (second man) virtualize their operations. (woman) and build ai customer experiences. (second woman) we also keep them ready for the next big opportunity. like 5g. almost all of the fortune 500 partner with us. (woman) when it comes to digital transformation... verizon keeps business ready.

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>> dana: welcome back. first step, political correctness making the holidays not so happy for one comedian. whitney coupling said she got reported to hr for saying this. >> i was leaving, like on the 18th. bye, guys, merry christmas.

just a formality, you would say. i come back june 6, hr comes in, we need to talk to you. one of the interns is pissed off because you said merry christmas. i don't even care how your christmas was. >> emily: juan, merry christmas? >> juan: merry christmas to you. nobody has ever said anything to me about saying merry christmas. i don't understand this. is this real? why did she come back in june? i don't get that. >> dana: she says, who am i to know that the intern was agnostic. the more information i learned proves my point you should be able to say this common greeting because you don't know anything about the person. >> jesse: merry christmas covers basically everything. everybody knows it. >> dana: it's like good morning. >> jesse: yeah, like good afternoon. we've been warning everyone who will listen about the war on christmas, about how real it is. and all of a sudden, the war comes to hollywood and they're waking up to it.

well, we told you so, hollywood. >> emily: hr should have told the intern stop, not a problem. they should have done that intern a favor. nobody wants to live their life in a verbal straitjacket. hr has the responsibility not only to help to protect people in the work place. but also to tell younger people this is not something that you should be upset about. move on. >> emily: i like that phrase "verbal straitjacket." >> greg: you know, i see through this, kilmeade paid her off so she would do this so fox and friends could have a war on christmas segment on christmas eve. i have a hard time believing this only because i just can't see an intern for a tv show, i believe it was roseanne, right? the roseanne tv show, that would go to hr over this. if you're an intern on a tv show, unless you're like a maniacal busy body, you do not jeopardize those relationships and moving up the ladder and getting a job for something like

this. this has been a story that's been kind of like exaggerated or joked about and suddenly became believable. she might believe it happened. but honestly. let me say this, i believe it's happening in a lot of companies, but not on a tv show where -- >> jesse: especially "roseanne." >> juan: wouldn't have hr had called in six months before? >> greg: yeah, that's true. >> emily: the navy pilot that filmed this is speaking out. she was, it was just behaving in ways that were not physically normal. that's what caught my eye. aircraft, whether they're unmanned or manned, still have to obey the laws of physics. i love this guy, i love this story. i love everything about it. i wish we had a whole block. don't make that face. it's amazing. for example, one of the other guys that didn't speak to the press, the hornet commander, he, then, started to work for the government in their ufo department for a guy who private funds ufo research. everyone i knows that touches

this slightly said there's so much we don't know and it's all true. i know you don't believe it. >> greg: this is like the worst strip club. you keep hearing these ufo stories. you keep hearing the same stories over and over again. the footage is grainy and you can't tell what it is. and the guy's like -- oh, it's like a trip tease where you never really see anything. and it's been going on for decades. >> jesse: like the russia hoax. you keep telling us, there was collusion. there's no collusion. >> emily: the aliens are never going to show their faces because they're clearly destroying ourselves. >> greg: how do you know i'm not an alien. >> emily: you probably are. >> greg: i still have a driver's license. >> >> dana: i respect this guy and all he's done. he said it's not behaving within the normal law of physics. right? it's an unidentified flying object. and why does a ufo have to be under our laws of physics? maybe they have their own laws of physics wherever they came

from. >> greg: day 2345 -- >> greg: you think we have physics privilege? >> emily: we have -- we are limited by our physics. maybe the ufo people are not. >> greg: it's probably another dimension. >> emily: edgar allan, he came back recognizing our collective conscious and he dedicated his life to paranormal activity. this is real, juan, tell them. >> juan: i never believe this stuff. and i do think by the way every time we do this story, it turns out to be a shadow, a bug on the windshield. >> greg: a fly. >> emily: no, not this one. >> juan: this is agent scully. a lot of fun, but it's not real. so, kids, don't believe it. believe in santa, don't believe in this garbage. >> greg: what santa? >> emily: your dog knows you're shortchanging her on treats, dogs can process numbers in a similar way to humans and they use the region of the brain we

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like the women on the stage, they asked for forgiveness for being a little too aggressive. i get angry and upset. i don't -- i remember once i was a college basketball player, and people -- there was one guy in practice on my team beat the living daylights out of me every day in practice. he was bigger, physically wider. and then this time of the year, christmas season, he invited me home for -- do i want to go over to new jersey to have dinner? and his mon served manicotti. i never had it. i thought it was the most delicious meal i ever had. >> jesse: there you go. >> dana: my mouth is watering. >> greg: i'm going to start bringing it on set. that's all it take, juan. >> juan: that would help. your mom is not italian. >> jesse: no, but i can microwave something. i don't hold grudges but people hold grudges against me. >> greg: i currently know at least three people that are holding like hard core grudges against me.

>> greg: there's more -- i think there's four that i can name right now off of the top of my head. in this company. maybe there's -- no, i can't name that person here. is there someone here? i don't know, we'll talk later. dana, you hold grudges? >> dana: there is a reporter -- i don't forget. but there's a reporter who wrote something in 2008 and it was about george w. bush and he told me the whole time, i think the president is getting a raw deal. i want to write this story before he leaves in 2009. it's a raw deal. we participated. went out of the way. he wrote the meanest piece i've ever seen. he's been in the deep freeze every since and you know exactly who you are. i know where you work. in the deep freeze. i told my staff, no one talks to him for the rest of his life. >> greg: that's a good one. i don't have to hold grudges because my wife does it. like i have -- i have like two semigrudges that i'm willing to

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>> dana: yea. >> greg: boo. >> jesse: starting next month, co-anchoring america's newsroom. that's a lot of henry. you can see him three hours a day. i don't know if everybody is ready for this. but here we go. >> greg: you have to donate part of your liver to get a promotion. >> jesse: yeah, asking a lot, people. this is the second biggest job ed's gotten because i promoted ed to officiate my wedding. so he'll do that as well. a lot on his plate. >> juan: you thought he was a minister. he will do a great job. >> greg: come on, man, i want to plug my show. >> jesse: 8:00 p.m. eastern time, an impeachment implosion explosion? we're working on that. >> juan: we all know santa is making his list and checking it twice. but if you're a toddler and you're hanging out in vegas, why not have some fun. so take a look at this.

yeah. that's right. that 2-year-old slipped away from mom and got himself trap in an skee ball machine. he clung to the rim of the 5,000-point hole. apparently this may be a trend this year if you remember a new jersey 2-year-old also got stuck in an arcade game. our ski ball loving friend deserves a big christmas gift for being a go getter. >> jesse: yeah, great parenting. >> dana: you want to go next? >> greg: no, you go. >> dana: the calendar is out. jesse, emily, juan, they sell them on ebay if you want to. >> jesse: i'll sign it. >> dana: >> emily: oh, yea. thanks, dana. >> greg: tomorrow night, the greg show, saturday, 10:00. it's great, dr. drew, katie

hyde, you got pirates. you got to watch this show. it's going to kick some butt. now we have one of these to end the week. ♪ animals are great >> greg: check out these sea lions. these guys don't give a damn about where they're going. imagine being on that boat free loading sea lions in olympia, washington. they're stellar sea lions. they way 100 pounds each. that's free loaders. that's what they are. so true, jesse. >> dana: there's no fat. >> greg: fat shaming, emily, it's not part of the five. i will have you get up and leave now. no more one more thing for you. >> juan: give her a chance, greg. it's the christmas season. >> emily: i get two. happy birthday, sweet vinnie. number one, number two, the franklin police department in massachusetts learned they had a thief in their midst watch as their dog, ben franklin, ran off

with one of the toys for tots in the christmas program, literally. he makes a run for it. it's gone viral. so adorable. >> jesse: literally. >> emily: the police department is letting this slide, literally. >> jesse: final point? >> emily: it "behooves" all of us. this is a long list, isn't there? >> juan: where are you going for christmas? >> greg: here. i have relatives that arrived today. then i'll be going to somebody's wedding. >> juan: dana. >> dana: i will be here working. i'm kidding. but i'm also going to somebody's wedding. >> juan: oh, yeah, we know somebody. that's it for us. we're going to see you back here on monday.

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