♪ ♪. greg: >> bill linton said to hilary cricket hillary, do you think he calls her crooked hillary? maybe he just calls her cricket. [laughter] greg: i bet she calls bill cricket two. [laughter] all right a writer writes stop it. so the biggest story in history is one we already saw coming. and it was one we knew the ending to. and we knew also that it would implode. but if you watch the news, you would think differently. i'm in could this be the day

that donald trump officially became a marked man forever? >> this is the day that donald trump officially became a marked man, and now there is a mark, a current mark on his record. >> the stain on his name is permanent. >> this is an indelible stain on the record and legacy of donald trump. greg: they love those stains. [laughter] i haven't seen so many sourpuss is since i fed my cats a box of lemonheads. okay it was funny when i wrote it. [laughter] and then there were those who are practically pooping in their pants. you are not asleep, this is not a dream. >> you are not asleep. this is not a dream, this is really happening, this is our country. >> it's amazing and every republican i've known my whole years like wow and nancy pelosi. >> it seems like people have a spring in their step because

the present was held accountable for his reckless behavior. greg: a spring in your hip nancy that could be your hip. imagine being one of their faithful supporters and you wake up today and you realize that donald trump, he is still here. weights? you mean he's not gone? an effect is going nowhere? and get this. he's not even concerned? because he always bounces back. here's statement to waking up after that impeachment vote. [laughter] [background noises] greg: every single time they try to pull something on this guy, he gets away. everything the dems try, fail. take the reasons for impeachment. my favorite one, that the president has learned he is not above the law. while considering that no laws

were broken, what the hell does that mean? it's like saying the president has learned he is not above a fried pickle. [laughter] yeah i guess so, but it's not really relevant you moron. so what is impeachment relates the dems? it reminds in high school. if you flunk a test, so you burn down the school. [laughter] and didn't change anything, but it felt good, everybody's on that right? the same thing with impatient. trumps enemies are happy and failure, but if you know this entire exercise will go down in defeat, why the glee? because it really wasn't about justice. it was an emotional act designed by bitter people to make you feel bad. right adam? >> and now adam schiff receives a christmas present. [laughter] , well superb work everyone, we are so close to our goal of impeachment. now everyone back to work. >> look boss you know before you go you're doing such a great job with his impeachment job we all pulled our money together and got you

something. from. [laughter] >> it's beautiful. [laughter] [background noises] [laughter] no, wait that's not,. [background noises] >> i love it. it's just how alexander graham bell envisioned it. well time to impeach. greg: bill the you word of the week was historic. weather was a gibbering clowns at cnn or the nation's capital but they'll want you to believe impeachment was a momentous and bigger and louder then swallows flatulence. but they are ripe for the wrong reasons. this is historical in venice the first impeachment design for future crimes.

not what trump is done, but what he might do later. really, if we could punish people for stuff they didn't do, then we would have to impeach the entire congress. that's why they're putting off the vote so they can find actual dirt. but if their case was so strong, why stall? why demand more witnesses? to use a hockey phrase, isn't this a slamdunk? [laughter] the reality, the impeachment has been cheapened. it is now on par with an anger review on yelp. right adam? >> and now adam schiff trying to walk into gum at the same time. [laughter] you can do this out of him. shouldn't hard. [laughter] [laughter] almost adam. it's more difficult than i thought.

♪ ♪ [laughter] nailed it. [laughter] go adam go. greg: gets more and more disturbing every day. but this is historical for another reason too. we've seen the media for what it is. an ambulance chaser that only chases imagine imaginary ambulances. every's story -- the press couldn't look at you is greedy, bigoted, narrowminded and sexist. it's always a vertical relationship with you in the media on top treating you like their own personal outhouse. now the medias on the receiving end in getting their kicked by orange godzilla. truck pulled back the curtain and we see that bias, the arrogance, the lies, that they portray is back. and with that trump is now turned impeachment into an advantage. it's not like a cool scar that he got a knife fight in a dive

bar after defending an orphan from a gang of mad bikers. i mean think about it, you usher in the best economy and maybe in history with success after success, and the reward is impeachment. i think you've got to wear that with pride. sell shirts. badges, bumper stickers, trump 2020, the greatest impeachment ever. [laughter] [applause] no no no no no it's not over. what you make of that adam? >> and now adam schiff gives a christmas present. >> looking good we just need some ornaments and then i think we're good to go here. well, hey adam what's up buddy? >> we are going to do this. that's amazing how did you know i wanted skis? >> it's a big red bow take it. use it for wrapping, decorating.

>> thanks i guess. >> now if you excuse me i'm going to go slide down the silly mountain on my bare feet. >> is that skiing? >> call what you will. [laughter] greg: welcome tonight's guest every photo of him is doctor. host of the doctor drew podcast doctor drew pinsky. she's so bright he wears a lampshade as a hat. the federals contributor kate hyde. she'd sweep petite and rarely brushes her teeth, host of the sincerely kat. [inaudible] kat temp. he gets claustrophobic and airplane hangars card my massive sidekick tyrus. doctor drew, you claim to be a doctor. you are you you really are.

this is a psychological phenomenon because you're seeing people pretend that a failure as a success. >> yes and why the rush to impeach him remember there is a rush and then a hold. why was there rush of the first place? if we just can hold onto with really weird. it's something we have seen since the 2016 election which is projection. i am feeling aggressive and angry so i'm seeing it. greg: writes. greg: i project a lot of things doctor drew. >> like maybe you don't brush her teeth. [laughter] greg: i knew that was going to upset you. >> don't attack my hygiene. [laughter] greg: doctor drew where he see this going? >> you know i was at the white house yesterday, the day before yesterday, and i was this close to president trump and i said are you okay, you look tired to me. and he said he was citing policy right there. he was like i'm going to help the american people. we had a great meeting about

mental health in america, really a tremendous group and he came and spoke a little bit, it was very inspiring. but that's what kills me whatever's going on the white house never gets out. and the press never lets that out. which is always extraordinary to see every time i go in there i have people only knew what was going in your. the quality. i wasn't there to do an assessment. greg: what did you think kate would think of the week. >> i think historic about this is how much indifference there is surrounding it. there is a reason trump is unphased about being impeached and it's because no one cares. this impeachment really for the last three years comets reminded me of the awesome powers screened with the steamroller there screaming for a full minute. [inaudible] so that's all it is and that's all it's done that steamroller has picked up soundbites and video clips that are all going towards trump 2020 campaign.

and that's going to secure that reelection. he does not have a reason to worry. greg: yes, what he about you kat what is your assessment? >> my assessment, i was alarmed at how many human adults thought that the fact that trump was impeachment he was no longer the president. people were trending on twitter night this is my favorite one i wanted to share. >> this 30% of the people thought that. >> when trump was elected president i stood in the classroom and south korea, she's a teacher that's great, my first grade students watched in horror and voice their deep concern. today is a new day. a new hope. american flag at moji, # by trump # trump impeachment, and below that was a picture of the munchkins to the wizard of oz seeing dingdong the witch is dead. now in the past i have criticized people for passionately talking about things they have not

adequately researched. i'm going to lower that bar for everyone. don't speak passionately about something if you don't know what the word means. can we start there? i think that's a good start. p9 i had a relative and i'm not an essay who because some of them might be in the audience who actually texted me and said his trump president? >> yes. >> there is google to. you can. greg: you can check on that tyrus. >> i'm not getting check on that for impeachment to me is like probation that you don't have to check-in. it ain't fair. you know what i'm saying? for real, i haven't been on probation. but i know some people who have had some issues. i'll go another route okay i'll go another route. animal house. secret double probation. i went back to probation.

it's literally that serious to republicans. you're on probation okay you're on probation okay were all on peach, literally it was the worst, best idea they had was were going to impeach him. and then what? well that's it. [laughter] your impeached. okay. so what answer i do? well, i mean, nothing. [laughter] okay then the awkward silence that is what impeachment feels like. now what? your impeached and we will impeach you again. in english police officer stop or i will yell stop again. [laughter] greg: it is they have no power it's beautiful. we've got more to, got's rally and the debate next. [che

greg: he treats getting impeached like a day at the beach. and still hanging around washington with the patent impeachment vote going on the street he hung out wednesday with a marina full of people who love them. you know also loves him? loot union labor. union labor loves them to they love you too?

i love you too sir then there are those he doesn't love. we've got this guy shift. you got this guy shift and he too i don't even think about looks anymore i don't talk about looks of a male or female but this thought similar to refer to the spirit is not exactly the best looking guy you've ever seen. and cold me has another beauty, combing. >> comey is another beauty would that i do a good job when i fired is asked? [laughter] greg: that's everything but the kitchen sink. wait, sinks, showers, all the stuff. >> sinks, showers, all the stuff, i did a lot of it. the water comes out, you have areas with her so much water you don't know what to do the intern on the shower and you're not allowed to have water anymore.

[laughter] >> them over the dishwasher present boom. >> remember the dishwasher eat you to press at bowman there's an explosion in five minutes later there steam pours out, the dishes, now you press it 12 times, women tell me again they give you four drops of water. and there in places whether so much water they don't know what to do with it. so they just come out with a rag on the dishwasher spirit were going back. by the time they present tense time to spend more on water, and electric. sean: he is our nation's cabdriver. [laughter] in the old days, he would say mankind. >> and the old days i would say mankind's and now i say mankind, womankind, this way i don't get in trouble. in trouble with our friends. >> good thinking, and what about our military pilots and you go up to them? are they better looking than tom cruise? be honest. >> i went up to the pilots and

honestly, they are better looking than tom cruise, okay? [cheering] good guys to buy the way. the faces equal, i would be slightly better. [laughter] greg: what is happening to this world. and how about the body? >> the body is bigger and stronger, they can definitely fights. greg: as he talked about a military pilot or lou dobbs? capitol hill votes for something that has a potential for chaos and instability. trump keeps doing what is doing best. and that way he reassures us that the economy is fine, the future is fine, and with all going to be fine. in other words,. >> it doesn't really feel like we are being impeached. [laughter] greg: it doesn't cates, another rare performance. >> amman he was really unruly and this on, he was really good. and this was during his impeachment so he was just

trying to drown out all the other noise. and what i love, as you had people on hillary's team including hilary herself talking about the impatient. and people were asking where the protests and she's like are you looking at this rally? that's the protest. they don't want him gone. then they got to the whole fight about how many people showed up all over again just like inauguration. greg: mat nine is just it's quite striking with a somber media and the them. >> and a lot of people on the left they say a hard-core trump supporters are stupid. i'm looking at this rally, and that's why they're out of rallies because her hard-core trump supporters. nobody goes to rally just to say and it's okay. so that's no rallies for canned peas and mulch that can a stuff. they were all happy and excited, which leads me to it believe they know we still

have a president which they know what the words mean. everybody, the people on the left did not know what it means they call them idiots, i'm sorry they got a better vocabulary. greg: attires we talk about this a lot. he came for the world, your world. wrestling. >> yes he did. greg: that's why it works. >> not just that, we've had some idiots in wrestling too. it's the arts of the promo. if you can talk trash about your opponent, nobody really cares about anything else. they don't care about the policy of the debate. but the opponent gets pissed off. if mama gets pissed off, then. >> that that's what everybody's reacting they love that rhetoric. >> but that's my.donald trump was so good on the mic that no democrat will really go at him for fear of what happens. i mean keep it real. even if you die, he will hit

your up. [laughter] i mean. greg: i don't condone that i pretty much know it's going to happen. >> i know i'm just making a., p is willing to go there and his only come back as sir i keep it hi, and you just gave him more. he is the master of the mic. and there is no.debating him. with us you can only do shatter sham impeachment. i'm furious, i'm going to impeach him. greg: but to your.though, i maintained that he is an equal. he's an equal opportunity offender. everybody gets upset, but i stress everybody. white people, black people, people who are alive. people who are dead. he will go after anybody and it's just like it's almost like he might be the most colorblind person on the planet. he doesn't even see a pulse, doctor. >> listen i agree, and speaking of not having a

pulse, i just discovered that i lived last 20 years in adam schiff congressional district. greg: zero jan you didn't even know that? >> i will even know i don't think he was there for the fires, we were drowning probably have you been to hollywood lately? i think i'm gonna run to congress. greg: i think you should. [cheering] greg: arrive got a lot more greg: arrive got a lot more after when we started our business

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♪ ♪ and now the greg gutfeld show presents the 2020 candidates. greg: thursday's debate was held on pbs otherwise known as pretty boring stuff. the most interesting part had nothing to do with policy. in fact the part was the only thing i learned in the whole debate. >> the mayor just recently had a fundraiser that withheld was held in a wine case full of crystals and served 900-dollar a bottle wine. think about who comes to this? billionaires and a wine cave should not pick the next president of the united states. >> literally the only person on the stage two is not a millionaire or billionaire. this is a problem with issuing test you cannot pass.

be nine a cave and underground rocky area where you drink wine. a wine layer, i stopped listening after that is started googling wine caves and it turned out i can make one of my own. what happened then? >> i have never even been to a wine cave. i have been to the wind it cave in south dakota. laugh make. greg: a wind cave, is that something swallow inventive? [laughter] you can always count on a good farm joke to get an applause. i'm sure it's not as much fun as a wine cave, anything else? >> put your hand second varney, okay? i'm just waving at you joe, i know. greg: they are so cute they are bickering like they've been married for 50 years. [laughter] like this old guy in the muppets.

[laughter] after the debates, liz goes on cnn which is another network summer, and she's asked about trump going after biden which led to the impeachment and then she said this. >> i cannot get into the head of donald trump, that's a really horrible place to go. i think that donald trump looks out for donald trump. if he had to step on a cute little kitten to get something done that would help him. greg: you can't get into donald trump's head but she's pretty sure he would step on a kitten. so another debate where we learned nothing. and maybe none of it matters anyway because the usa today poll shows trump beating them all. it's going to be a long. [applause] i think i'm going to pass the time hanging with my dog. he loves it when i dress like mickey mouse.

>> zero cute one, you like will be toys? [laughter] greg: that was fantastic. tyrus, okay i'm just going to assume you watch this. >> okay greg, i'm going to keep it real i have not been watching. but last night i was like dammit tyrus, forget about the nba game, forensic files are gonna watch this. and i put it on and i spent most the time fighting my hands and changing the channel. but i sat through it, i watched it, i did it. i did that [bleep]. what do i learn? that the smartest guy on the stage is yang, he had the best original ideas. even if he's not gonna get it because cnn did not choose him. and that's where i cited they are deciding for the people. it's the same mistake they made when hillary with last time. they decided hillary is our choice, forgive the

crowdsourcing. and they are doing it again, the smartest one other thing no one is to talk to him. he had the best most original ideas and honestly, that kat right there was killing it. but is not what they want. he is not what the democratic party once. and he's probably their best shot. greg: he is the only person of color, doctor drew. i'm including liz warren who is obviously native american. [laughter] >> he had some cool ideas about nuclear energy which we have to get into if we're going to solve all of our problems. greg: he even mentioned a word i've never heard of thorium, who mentions thorium in a debate. he's one of hunter's kids? [laughter] >> you lost me. [laughter] know i was gonna say if we are gonna solve the climate issues the carbon emissions, work and i have to -- to understand most of the carbon we save and then california is given back

with our fires? most of it. so what are we doing? if we are going to do something we have to get nuclear energy and carbon scrubbing. if you're really interested in solving this problem we have to do this. and he mentioned that. did you catch that? >> ya i watch the whole thing i fell asleep one or two times, i did switch to the game, it was like at milwaukee's but i gotta go back, gotta go back. and then yang was up at seven to 135 await no. [laughter] but i thought, here's the thing here's the difference for the democratic party and the republican party. i could see president trump reaching out to him and say i like your ideas what he got. greg: that's true. >> he's done he got no airtime. >> all i can say when i visit the white house is people who want to help people they would change the lives of americans. i do not find then in sacramento, i do not find that an l.a. city. this is very different. the people working there one to help the people of america, whomever they have to reach

their hand up to. greg: let me bring these other people into the conversation. it's hard to watch the debate with all this other stuff going on, kate? >> i actually find that very entertaining. but tyrus is right, gang had a lot of really good points to make and i think that's why he will not be seen ever again. [laughter] those candidates, they just knife the ones they are trying to prop up. and i have to say i'm actually very proud of by this time. he's launched this nude no malarkey to her, he had very little malarkey yesterday, the little bit that he had he was able to get it out there and said zero no he gas, then he said zero no i'm kidding guys than everyone cheered. i think he learned a new topic. greg: that's his best to may debate made. but we know it's a lobar. what do you think kat? >> elizabeth ward you know when she did that video i'm

getting have a beer, you want to bear? okay she wants us to think she's fun. i'm sorry, but if you are criticizing someone for going to a wine cave? you don't get to pretend you're fun. i don't care if there are billionaires there i don't care who's there, it is a wine cave. i very much want to go to a wine cave. i have drank wine lots of places, on my couch, and the bar car and this one time on a greyhound bus coming out of pittsburgh at 3:00 a.m. because i was very stressed out and the man behind his minister but it. he was just on the phone time by getting out of prison. it called me down. if i'm invited to a wine cave i am going because i am fun. and you are not elizabeth moore you are not fun if you're going to criticize a wine cave. [applause] if you sit at home drinking metamucil, and i know it. greg: any kinda cave is fun. it's not a metamucil cave. >> murder cave?

greg: no murder cave. up next a story that will upset you

these eight years old and worth his weight in gold. forbes magazine, whatever that is has ranked the highest paid youtube starves of 2019 the top of the list, ryan, gee, i think that's him. he's got a chin channel called ryan's world it's like "watters world" with charm. [laughter] anyway, i hope that gets back to him. on ryan show here views toys. he does science experiments. he does arts and crafts, and for that he made $26 million this year. i know i hate him. i hate everything about him. i could review toys. i could've made a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar.

but was there youtube back then so i could make 26 million? no. i had to go to college that sucked. in college taught me to it throw up in my shoes. so to make up for lost time and money, here's my arts and crafts channel on youtube. >> ♪ ♪ [background noises] [background noises] [laughter] that's $26 million, that's my cooking channel, kat. what he think? >> that's very interesting you say you hate an 8-year-old. because i watch these videos, i watch several of them, i watch the recent one. >> how do you find time to do that.

>> it's a devotion i do every morning. he had a lego made, and he was shifting a marble around and he was saying things like wow and well. and then a cartoon penguin, a purple penguin named peck appeared on the screen and we learned how the maze works. and i could give a very honest, well-informed review of this, but i'm not going to do that because you apparently are not aware, and i said this before when you talk about children on air you are only allowed to say that they are stars, geniuses, and inspiration. so ryan your genius, your star, you're an inspiration. i can't believe you only made $26 million. i can't believe he only had 4.1 million views on that video of you playing a pac-man boardgame. three words watch out. he's a star, and greg you hate

an 8-year-old. greg: yes idea, i hate everything, kate. so that would make sense that i would include an 8-year-old and my hatred. >> you know i find this fascinating i blame who's watching this. how many children on tran how many children actually do this. and now we are outsourcing the joys of our children opening and toys in front of us to be pop them in front of a computer and say watch this kid open it. maybe johnny's mom already got a formless just rip it open look at it. i mean if all these kids are getting it of joy out of watching other kids open presents, this is the greatest hoax ever since my mom used to bring me to the disney store at the mall and tell me is disney world. [laughter] greg: you know my worried doctor drew is that this kid, this rich kid's and be less likely to obey his parents. his parents not have to obey

him because the moment his parents they clean your room is in the salmon to buy me some new parents. >> if they are being this money will be put away the to get have when he's an adult and used for education. that's a great.because if you are doing healthy parenting even this could end up well. greg: tire support me on this this is education is a waste. like i've spent 16 years in school, what did i learn? nothing. and this kid is a millionaire at age eight. >> speaking of waste, after reading the story i have been never more disappointed in my children. [laughter] i got for. and neither wanted then got a youtube channel bring enough an end. so you four need to get it together. old one kid brought in 20, help daddy out with child support. [laughter]

lazy, why don't have to have lazy kids. [laughter] [applause] greg: i like that, get your child to help pay child support. >> i'm just saying, take some stress off daddy. all you gotta do is open the damn toy i bought you and somebody will give us the money. [laughter] sorry i just have to keep them real. all four of you should be ashamed of yourselves. [laughter] and i know three of you are 112,000 i was a healthier private one you have to get it together. there is still time. daddy loves you. it's. greg: on that note we have more to come after that.

greg: which film is first being the worst? go online and look at the best holiday films, chances are number one will always be it's a wonderful life. i never saw, hated the message. [laughter] it came out in 1946, when is that? in other words, no one's been able to make a better christmas movie and 73 years?

it's the gold standard so that makes the debate about the best christmas movie kind of boring. but what about the worst christmas movie? that debate is more interesting. the worst movie is constantly changing and evolving. you've got your love actually, horrible film, horrible. you've got every single hallmark channel christmas movie ever made. they are all equally awful. and this year de keynes good, thank you tires. but i think we could have a new tender for the worse. >> now it is time to make. [inaudible] while that is not going to work is it? we are about to begin, i love it. [laughter] greg: , wow, a reporter called

it catastrophic, a perfectly dreadful hairball of woes has the guardian. boston globe writes of my god my eyes. [laughter] and then there's this review from mike my kat steve, sweetheart, this movie was such a piece of crab, i tried to bury it in my litter box. [laughter] i just like that i named him steve. he doesn't look like a steve, tyrus. obviously you know i hate christmas films. >> i know you hate the one. >> caps could be worse,. >> nothing is worse than love actually when you try to steal your girlfriend friends girlfriend on christmas? [inaudible] that is something you never due to your best friend. you are stealing his girl while he's upstairs wrapping your present. [laughter] watch it.

greg: love spell back bowl is evil. while eve all actually. zero man those drugs are starting to hit, doc, thanks. >> promised you. >> i haven't seen cats and i'm not going to. i've kids and of course after what i said earlier, i probably have to take them to the movies. have course i will have to pay. you know, but my favorite of all time in first alzheimer's christmas tour because you get hooked on it. it runs in a marathon you watch it over and over again, so christmas tour is my favorite. greg: my favorite one will always be the exorcist. it's a great christmas movie because it involves the whole family and an exorcism. >> mines are bloodshot. that's a mask. >> i like santa claus conquers the martians. it's irresistible. greg: what you think kat?

>> all of the great cast and experts will not say that musical. greg: seared expert at musicals? this. >> my mom was a famous singer. but enough said i'm the gaia straight guy in america. [laughter] greg: might your moms a singer? >> she was an opera singer. i think katz got over at the goes great everything but it won't save it. >> what you think kate? [laughter] kate about cats. i'm wanting anyone on the film production crew had a kat or is ever seen a kat. i get the allure of the play, that it was supposed to be, we can't let cats run across a stage so we have to have actors playing it. i would think if you are making the film you'd be a little more catlike. instead they are more

humanlike, more creepy, and frankly i don't office us to be cats are furry's. and so maybe that's where work is growing a beard maybe he's ready to. creepy. greg: why couldn't he have just use real cats? >> exactly there's not real cats is just a bunch of theater nerds jumping around leotards. nobody wants that. if you get real cats the bad stuff around, they nap on each other. they get may be a dj playing the greatest hits of the '90s and the. i would watch that. greg: i like that, i would sponsor them. i hate all holiday films. but you knew that. back after

we are out of time, thanks to doctor drew pinsky, kate hyde, cates, and cyrus.

[background noises] r r r r r r. >> thank you for joining us. see you tomorrow. >> the standoff over impingement truck carrying over to the holidays. leaving washington no sign of compromise on bringing articles of impeachment to the upper chamber. good evening, this is the fox report. president trump is in south florida for the holidays. the president's arrival comes after the signing of a new defense act bringing some historic changes to the military. >> we officially inaugurate the newest branch of our military, this is a very big and important moment. it's called the space force. >> reporting from the