next saturday night. "the greg gutfeld show" is next. have a wonderful and happy new year. >> there has never been and they will always correct me in the history of politics in the history of our country, there has never been anybody that drew crowds like we draw, and i don't have a guitar. i have no guitar. greg: imagine if he had a guitar. [cheers and applause] greg: stop it. stop it. all right. not a bad year. super low unemployment, super high stock market. your 401(k) is thicker than jerry nadler's thighs.

[laughter] >> i mean they are thick. i've seen them. it is on my website. [laughter] >> it would have been perfect if trump had actually bought greenland for us. america does need a place to store its christmas ornaments. but hey, you can't have everything. but who cares. we have a lot. the country still adding jobs. we're at 21 consecutive months with the unemployment rate at 4% or lower, like 3.5%. meanwhile, trump's got our allies making sure they are paying their bills, not us. i wonder, are we the suckers anymore? >> for years we have been the suckers. we're not the suckers anymore. greg: i think he answered my question. that's why he's president. so yeah, it was a year of relative peace and prosperity, but to hear the media tell it, it was more like this.

[screaming] [laughter] greg: the horror, this orange thing that's living in the white house, bringing jobs to the country, reducing poverty, cutting taxes, nothing, nothing but an existential threat. >> the existential scandal that has surrounded the trump presidency. >> he's an existential threat to those american values. >> donald trump is such an existential threat to our democracy. >> president trump is an existential threat to the future of the united states. >> he's an existential threat to the country. >> they believe he's existential, that they need to unseat president trump. greg: he's an existential threat to brain cells. [laughter] >> and you wonder why trump talks to reporters this way. >> i just told them i've got to come over and see the fake news. what do you have, john? be quiet.

quiet. quiet. you're with cnn and you're fake news. fake news which is you and you. you don't want to do anything about it. do you think i should do that? no, no, do you think i should do that, john? i watch your one-sided reporting. do you think i should do that? john, no, seriously, john, do you think i should just sign? >> well the argument is -- >> tell me, tell me. john, do you think i should just sign? would you do that if you were in my position because if you would do that, you should never be in this position. [laughter] greg: you know, it's a sad fact, we don't deserve him. [laughter] greg: and the dems, they only have one trick left. it's called call the hearing, find a crime later. the mueller report, impeachment hearings, russia, ukraine, it was all the same, create something from nothing all because they are worried that their candidate won't get the job done come november. and god knows they put enough

candidates out there. [laughter] greg: they are like gremlins. you leave the room for five minutes. you come back, there's twice as many there. [laughter] greg: of course, the media's darlings turned into duds. remember beto, oh, he's just like kennedy. but enough about his driving. [laughter] greg: kamala -- oh, come on. you've heard worse from me. then there's kamala who drew a bigger crowd than obama once, then fell apart like an ikea cupboard, didn't even make it to the primary. did the moderate candidates get any attention? not really. did the only interesting one in the bunch get any attention? not really. right mary anne? >> mr. president, if you're listening, i want you to hear me, please. you have harnessed fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out. so i, sir, i have a feeling you know what you are doing. i'm going to harness love for

political purposes. i will meet you on that field, and sir, love will win. greg: i would give anything to see that. [laughter] greg: i still have hope, my marianne. sorry, the thing is, of all the candidates, still in or gone, can you pick one of them looking like they are having fun out there? you know, they drink beer. [laughter] >> they got hair cuts. they played beer pong with water. all to try to seem relatable to you. while the other guy checks in with his base and everyone has a good time. >> is there any place where we can have more fun than at a trump rally? [cheers] >> sleepy joe, he understood how to kiss the rock obama's --

>> i'm president, and they are not. better looking. including the men. we are going to keep on winning, winning, winning. whether you love me or hate me, you've got to vote for did i se him? that could be tough next year to beat. no wonder they are banking on imare the stock market at least ending the decade around 28,000. do you know where it was ten years ago? 10,000. that's a lot. if i only i diversified instead of giving all my money to my bald neighbor karl. [laughter] greg: what did i see in karl? also saw historic declines in poverty, disease, and deaths due to climate di sasters. decade got weird too, safe spaces became a thing, identity politics became a thing, free

speech and free thinking instead of embracing it, the way universities are supposed to. some people learned the hard way that they could ruin their own lives with one tweet, called cancel culture a term didn't exist ten years ago. maybe next decade will be lightning which is the point of this show. thanks to you, we have had our highest rated year ever. so everyone -- [cheers and applause] >> everyone, everyone here gets a car. [laughter] greg: no you don't. but thanks for watching. thanks for laughing. we're happy you are here because really this show is the best thing that happened this decade. we give you the news. we give you the trends. most of all, we give you talking animals. so far it's worked out. right, guys? >> yeah! >> yeah!

>> yeah! [laughter] greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. [cheers] greg: yeah. the theologian and fox news contributor jonathan morris. [cheers and applause] greg: host of the quiz show on fox nation. [cheers and applause] greg: yeah. he's quirky, smirky and can strangle a turkey -- she's quirky, smirky and can strangle a turkey, kat timpf. and tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: welcome to the show, jonathan. you look great as always.

what do you make of this era? i feel like the era, had no real identity until 2016; right? like who would you say about the 2010s now? >> well, politics was so boring before 2016; right? and it will be forever boring after trump; right? could be 2028, 2032, who knows; right? greg: yeah. >> things go so fast right now. in part it is because of the politics that we're living in right now but also in part just because of social media and technology. we are living at a very high rate, and that's good and bad. i think it's a question -- all these democratic candidates and others are talking about existential. that has to do with being; right? what is being? what is our being? what is purpose? and it's hard to do in a very fast world. greg: but it is so funny hypocritical because none of those people really think that deeply. [laughter] greg: i mean they just discovered the word existential on a word a day calendar. [laughter] greg: i'm using that one.

no, i have it. no i have it. you have cuomo arguing over the world, tom. what was your favorite thing about 2019? >> you know, it occurs to me, greg, that he is an existential threat to the democrats. i mean, because he's driving them crazy. he's like a laser pointer and they are all a bunch of cats. they go -- whatever he points at, they go, and they scream at it, but the thing is, they are into it. he's got them all wrapped up in trumpism, you know, and they hate him for it, but like he said, he's got an -- i don't know what the logic of it, but it makes weird sense. he says love me or hate me, but you've got to vote for me. [laughter] >> it's like who has ever said such a thing? greg: he is also an existential threat to media. it's like he's killed old media. he's exposed them. he treats the media the way the media treated us as people. media was always on top -- basically saying the average

citizen was stupid. trump is doing that to the media, kat, that's my theory. [applause] >> [inaudible].k in the media, . greg: no, i don't. i work outside the media. >> where are we? the decade -- it was all right. greg: yeah. >> told you i could do it. [laughter] >> i don't know, i mean, i don't know. i went through so many decade in review lists to try to figure out what to talk about. greg: right. >> i don't know -- i don't like a lot of the things other people like. greg: right. >> i still don't know what fortnite is. and the jonas brothers, any white millennial dude could come up to me and say i'm a jonas brother. i would say i believe you. i don't know who they are. if i had to pick a favorite thing, it would be a tie between

leggings becoming acceptable as pants, eric swalwell, and honorable mention goes to steve harvey crowning the wrong miss universe. greg: i think if you put it all together, swalwell and leggings farting would probably be an amazing moment. do you like the odd years or even years, tyrus? >> what the hell? what is xexistential? do i like the odd or even numbers? i'm going to go with even. >> me too. greg: i do too. >> i like to be equal. i like an equal question. greg: okay. what is your take on the year, the decade? >> every month of this decade was the end of the world, especially during the trump presidency. breaking news, trump did some [ bleep ] and there's an asteroid coming to get us right

now. every week it was the end of democracy. greg: right. >> north korea was going to bomb us. syria was going to bomb us. greg: yeah. >> at the end of every show, you just didn't know. greg: exactly. >> then you would wake up and you would be like that movie sucked. you would go through the anticipation, excited, fired up, going to be the scariest thing ever, and it is like ducks bathing in a pond. it is really not that bad out there. it is actually the best it's ever been. greg: that is true. it has been the best. one problem though is i'm frightened by ducks bathing. it happened when i was a child, i was attacked by ducks in a pond. i don't know what i'm talking about. back with more great stuff in a minute. [cheers and applause]

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so trump calls the president of the ukraine. they have one there actually. someone blows a whistle and says that phone call isn't right. dems get all excited and call for impeachment inquiry and trump is like take it easy. here's the transcript of the call. and then this guy makes like he's really reading the transcript out loud. >> i don't see much reciprocity here. i hear what you want. i have a favor i want from you, though. and i'm going to say this only seven times so you better listen good. i want you to make up dirt on my political opponent, understand, lots of it. by the way don't call me again. i will call you when you have done what i asked. [laughter] greg: except that didn't actually happen. that wasn't the real transcript. and then he claims oh i was just making a joke. yeah, that was super funny dude. [laughter] greg: as i watched that, i was thinking to myself who the hell does he remind me of?

[laughter] greg: so -- [cheers] greg: so we did this. watch. >> and now adam schiff reads nursery rhymes. >> there was an old woman who lived in a shoe. she had so many children she didn't know what to do. she gave them some broth without my bread and put them to bed. a wise course of action. [laughter] [cheers] greg: and things just got weirder from there. >> and now adam schiff applies for a loan. >> yeah, i'm sorry, mr. -- i don't think you qualify for a boat loan.

>> i don't understand. >> as you can see, i'm all ready. >> yeah, that's not how this works. >> how about now? [laughter] greg: and then it just gets weirder. it gets weirder. [cheers and applause] >> and now adam schiff tries buffalo wings for the first time. >> can't believe you have never had buffalo wings before, adam. >> i'm a little suspicious. [laughter] >> just give them a try, but be careful. they are hot. [laughter] >> spicy. [laughter] >> i give up, man.

you are so weird. >> in a court of law. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: how did this come about? what is it about adam schiff that makes him so unique? as you know, none of these are about politics at all. >> he's a very strange guy. he lives in an alternative kind of universe. greg: right. >> he sees the world his own way, which we're all encouraged to do. greg: right, exactly. >> i prepare for the role by wearing shoes that are two sizes too small. [laughter] >> then i spray lemon juice into my eyes and then we're off to the races. [laughter] >> simple. greg: i imagine you are being treated differently when you walk down the street. >> around fox news i am

certainly. all they want to talk about is adam schiff. i'm getting e-mails every day. they are fantastic. i'm hearing the suggestions. we have a lot of creative writers out there. greg: do you know what it's made me -- it's made me kind of interested in his life, kat. i want to know more about adam. do you know his wife's name is eve? >> i did not. greg: adam and eve, kat. >> i have heard of the bible. greg: jonathan is aware of that. maybe you aren't. >> i know the bible. greg: barely. >> that's a weird insult. okay. i also did a lot of research into adam schiff's life. greg: yes. >> for this segment. greg: well done. >> thank you. and he wanted to be a screenwriter. that makes all the sense in the world. it actually explains everything, like all the dramatic readings,

the same things that he knows are going to get him on tv. he's a vegan too, so he even eats like a hollywood [ bleep ]. so i have an idea. we should all start a go fund me to actually buy one of these scripts. that way he will do that and get out of washington. greg: that's true. tyrus, he's never sold a script. he's never sold a script. neither have i, but i mean, like, get a grip. >> on behalf of hollywood [ bleep ] everywhere, i would just like to say, schiff's a little different because he's unsuccessful hollywood screenwriter, him and about 4 billion other people. greg: yes. >> you usually see them waiting tables, not working in the house of representatives. greg: yeah. >> but it was funny to me that i think he tried to sell -- this impeachment thing is going to do one or two things. one it is probably going to ruin his political career when it is over, but he did give us a really good snippet of his

latest screen writing thing which is what he was doing when he was ad libbing the trump memoirs was actually his latest screenplay. it is a spy movie. greg: yes. >> he tried to put it in everyone's ears like wouldn't it be great if i wrote a screenplay for this? this is all for his movie, the impeachment files. greg: yeah. he can't write that. >> no, he's trying out in impeachment. he tries it. where he said it seven times, don't call me back. that's literally what he's doing. alking about adam schiff and he's here. greg: yeah. >> is that okay? you don't want to be rude. you want to talk in front of people's faces. i wonder if adam has seen these videos. oddly enough, greg, the president has tweeted out four of them. greg: i think we have one more. let's go for one last one.

i think it is adam ordering a pizza. >> and adam schiff tries to order a pizza. >> hey, tony's pizza, what can i get you? >> food please, right away. >> what's your address? >> why do you need that >> are you going to order something or what? >> how did you large cheese. greg: yes, all [laughter] [applause] greg: much more after this. it gets even better.

now back to "the greg gutfeld show". have a great night. greg: this year's big craze, mistaken outrage. people got worked up over some stories that at first sounded really bad, but then turned out not to be. so this year we begin with the first annual greg gutfeld

outrage awards. that's right. don't we have -- i don't we have some live music. the band didn't show up. anyway, the second runner up jussie smollett who claimed two guys put a rope around his neck while yelling this is maga country in chicago. in the middle of the night. in sub zero temperature. yeah, that happened. for sure. first runner up media coverage over a kid wearing a maga hat that social media accused of taunting a native american man until another tape surfaced that showed that wasn't the case. he is suing everybody for millions. not me, though, thank god. [applause] greg: which leads us to the outrage of the year over a meme, a meme that trump tweeted out. watch. ♪

greg: so congratulations, everyone, who took that seriously. that actually not is possible. he can't be president in the year 3000. that trump was joking, but 99% of the media can't tell that he's joking. everything he says is literal. everything he says is serious. and when they make fun of him, oh, they are joking. so we present to you the first annual greg gutfeld outrage awards, in which the screaming chicken is the actual award. [laughter]

greg: enough with the chicken. all right. tyrus? >> a couple things, greg -- greg: yes. >> this is obviously a sham, first of all, you completely botched the name of it's jussie smollett, a french actor. greg: i'm sorry. >> jussie. it's perfectly as a black man who has been in chicago, there's nothing more dangerous for an act of racism in sub zero freezing weather where i can guarantee you that you would see a black panther and a klansman huddling for dear life saying come summer it is on, hold me, it is cold tonight. that's literally -- it is too cold. greg: too cold for racism. >> that whole thing, you know,

that was the one time where a lot of times in the african-american community when we see something we get ready to get fired up and protest and march and literally not one person was like no, huh-uh, it was literally the thinnest rope they could find because apparently buying rope to hang people isn't a big thing in chicago. it's difficult to get a good old fashioned rope. greg: oh man. >> he kept his sandwich the whole time. greg: yes, he kept his sandwich. >> if i'm beating somebody up in a hate crime, i'm definitely eating the sandwich in front of them. greg: it was good pr for subway. kat, what story did you see as the most outrageous or most manufactured? >> i really loved the way the people criticized the meme that you shared about trump saying he's going to be the president for 88,000 years. almost everyone like he's such an idiot. he doesn't even know about the 22nd amendment. i'm like -- [laughter] >> even if that were true, i'm

pretty sure he knows he's not going to be alive in 88,000 years. greg: yes, yes. [laughter] >> i mean, but they don't see these things, right? it was just like when actual reporters spent their workday finding out that him giving that medal to that dog wasn't real. they were like breaking, we have an exclusive scoop, like, it's just -- they actually don't know when -- it's so obvious. before you tweet, maybe you need to go back to 3rd grade and learn about context clues, karen, like, come on. [laughter] greg: it is so true. i think they don't have -- they can't see the sarcasm because they are clouded by so much emotion, jonathan, and also social media kind of makes these stories explode. otherwise they would go nowhere because no media guy -- if there was no social media, he couldn't go and complain about the memes. >> it makes his memes so amazing is we know he's the one who is putting them out. it is not his social media team.

oh, that's my president, i know what he's thinking now. it might be strange, but i know what he's thinking. that's awesome. greg: yeah. >> secondly, taking off what kat said, you know, it is a great worry of so much of the media when they saw that meme like he's going to live till he's 3000 years old. it is like oh my gosh, he's going to be a king or a monarch. that's what he wants to be. no king and no monarch lived to be 3,000 years old. >> it was just so weird that the democrats were even weighing in on what's going on in 88,000 years. like it was going to end in 10 or 12. greg: all right, last word, tom? >> well, i think the real story isn't that there were three fake stories. it is the tip of the iceberg situation where so many stories that are still on record as being true are fake. greg: exactly. >> and so by looking at these, and they say oh, well that one was disproven. no most stories that go viral

from social media are not real. greg: right. >> it is fake. the outrage is fake. then they stack on fake facts on top of fake outrage and that's what you get. greg: there are few people who know this, unfortunately, in your life, when you become the subject of a story, that's when you know it is fake, because you actually know all the truth; right? and when the story is being told and you are reading it and you are going that wasn't in the interview when that guy interviewed me and that didn't happen, and i was kidding when i said that, but they are claiming that i'm serious, and this person -- it's when you find out you're -- and now we're watching that in real-time with trump. when trump makes a joke, you see the media portraying it as fact. you are actually watching it happen. it is kind of mind blowing. got to wrap. not like rap, but i've got to wrap the segment. you young kids out there. back in a bit. [cheers and applause]

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greg: is he a hero for playing opposite de niro? before it came out, we were hearing about the irishman for months, the special effects that made de niro look really young. he came out of retirement for this. months of hyping this film, not once anyone has mentioned the real reason to see the irishman. >> -- [inaudible] -- for the familys? >> i didn't know the families. >> i think we can be sorry even when we don't feel sorry. i am sorry, god. forgive me. and that's a decision of the will.

greg: that's part of the film. [applause] greg: i didn't even notice the other guy in the film. might i say you put morris in remorse. can i say that? thank you, tyrus, the worst joke i have ever made in the history of the world. >> don't sell yourself short. [laughter] greg: this is not about you guys. this is about the real star. >> no. greg: he was in a movie, martin scorsese film, how did you get the role? >> someone contacted me. they didn't tell me who was doing the film, nothing. they sent me a script and i looked at it and i thought this is kind of dumb. greg: really? >> i said i'm not interested. greg: wow, look at you. >> they didn't tell me who -- honest to god, like martin scorsese, de niro, i had heard the name. i wasn't really into films.

so eventually i said i will go and read the script, and i read it with casting agent. they said can you go and read the same script to bob and to marty tomorrow? i said, i mean, maybe give me their last names. bob and marty, i had no idea who they were talking about. i went down to the standard hotel. they had eight professional actors and three real priests. at the time i was a catholic priest. i was totally embarrassed because i saw another priest that i knew. i'm like what are we doing here? wasting our time doing this movie thing. and when it came to my turn, i said to them, guys, listen, i'm not really interested in doing movies for movie's sake. i would change the script considerably. i said if you want me to do this, this is how i would do it. greg: i love it. >> this guy lived a life of --

and all the rest. i have seen so many people at the end of their lives so remorseful for not having purpose or existential meaning -- [laughter] >> right? for all these years, and so we end up in a very similar situation. what am i going to do now about my past? greg: yeah. >> that's what bob, robert de niro was -- that was his situation. greg: that was all you basically. you wrote -- that wasn't their script. that was you. >> no, we went back and forth. the next day i went into the trailer with de niro and scorsese. we worked through it again. greg: how were they, by the way? >> they were awesome. they were great with me, excellent. >> did you get to meet adam sandler? >> no, who is that? [laughter] >> first of all, congratulations, man, but -- yeah, you can [applause] [laughter]

>> look his last boss was god. i don't think he's afraid of martin. do you know what i'm saying? >> it is marty, by the way. [laughter] >> but you went in there and you were the real priest of them all. i get upset when i go to auditions and get typecast. i always get typecast. you were typecast. when you originally read the script, did you think you were going to be a mob guy and when you read the priest part, and you're like i got out and they pulled me back in, like really? >> i i was hoping to be the guy who got beat up. >> you moved on and you're a priest again. it is like you tried to get away from it and you are back in it again. >> no, it was awesome because in the end, i think all of us recognize that there are mistakes in our lives that we have to go beyond. how do we go beyond it? that's not easy. in the end, this guy who was so

important for so many years in this tiny little world of the mob world realized he was all alone and dying. the only one who he could talk to was this chaplain in assisted living, and he was saying my family has totally abandoned me. what am i going to do? he was looking for existential meaning. >> i have a question. i have a question. you were a priest before you took the role. you're not a priest now. was it the acting bug that changed -- that got you out of the priesthood >> no, i was a priest during the filming. nothing to do with the -- i made the decision -- i made it very public because i knew that's what i had to do. it was something i had thought about for a very very long time. i love all the years that i was in the priesthood and all of the many -- i actually visited mob guys in real prison. greg: yeah. >> okay, so i've had so many

experiences that i never thought i would ever have had. i'm just a guy from the midwest. >> [inaudible]. >> have you? [laughter] >> how did they let you -- >> father -- >> i'm very curious about that. [laughter] >> think about a title of >> say it again. >> okay. greg: our favorite fake commercials right after some commercials right after some real when we started our business

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greg: our first favorite video of the year came after british protesters made headlines this summer by throwing milk shakes at conservative politicians. we imagined what the next james

bond movie might look like if he used the same tactics to defeat his enemies. >> where are you? you can't get away with this. >> oh, but i already have. by the time you track me down, it will be too late. [laughter] >> you're so predictable. all i have to do is push this button and the building will be levelled >>. there's only one thing that can stop a mad man like you.

>> wait! [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> two things, you could only do that in one take because you only had one jacket and you didn't even flinch. >> no, i took it, greg. i took one for the team there. i did throw my underclothes -- threw them away. greg: really? >> i wasn't going to bring those home. greg: you are lactose intolerant, aren't [laughter] greg: but you didn't flinch. great directing by tom o'connor there. this next vid crow was an idea we -- video was an idea we had after seeing how boring joe biden's campaign events they are. it is a product to help the democrats energize themselves to the same level as the president. >> -- four-year college degrees but those who compete for job training -- >> oh, man, this is so boring. biden is putting everyone to

sleep. >> having trouble paying attention to uncle joe? >> yes. i want to hear him out, but he's just so boring. >> that's because he needs a trump fusion. >> trump fusion? what's that? >> it is the process by which the president's blood is injected into the body of a boring candidate. >> interesting, does it work. >> it sure does, listen. >> i never attacked him on his looks and believe me there's plenty of subject matter there. >> you just injected trump's blood into joe biden. how is that possible? is that even legal? >> let's not get hung up on the details. just enjoy. >> we've got more money. we've got more brains. we've got better houses, apartments. we've got nicer boats. we're smarter than they are. and they say the elite. withre the elite. -- we're the elite >> that's amazing. what if i'm not running for

president and i want to be interesting. can i get a trump fusion? >> sure can. everyone can have some. >> i don't wear a toupee. it is my hair. i swear. [laughter] >> thanks trump fusion. this election season is going to be great. [cheers] greg: great acting, great acting cast. did a good job there. also excellent theater performer. >> amazing voice, kat, that you were able to capture. greg: exactly. let's move on, shall we? this is awkward. there's a certain democrat presidential candidate who is known for sometimes once invading one's personal space. it got us thinking maybe there's a way to stop that from happening. >> profits for the first quarter of 2019 have never been higher.

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[laughter] greg: all right, all right. our final favorite video of the year is an ad for the president's southern border wall. we thought it could use a little bit of marketing. ♪ >> hey there, are you looking for the hottest border security? do you love long and beautiful slabs? raw steel? then you will love the all new -- [inaudible]. the southern border wall.

and the great barrier reef. call now because one way or another, these bricks are getting laid tonight. greg: that totally went over my head. but doesn't everything? final thoughts next, of the year. [cheers and applause]

>> i hope these aren't final final thoughts. there was a huge change in my own life. in our country there is so much stuff going on could be assistantly, politically. it's a time to get some context and say what's most important in my life. jobs can change and politics can change. and in the end what matters most has to do with love. that's why an existential being has to be grounded in love. greg: do we have any time left? 5 seconds. tyrus: 2020 tyrus.

kat: i'm out of thoughts.edededd in times square? eric: i absently have and it is remarkable. laura: i'll be there during the day see you tomorrow. >> five people on board are dead. there's a teenage boy and daughter-in-law of an lsu football coat. good evening i am jon scott and this is the fox report. jon: the crash happened shortly after take off this morning in louisiana. the devastation could've been far worse as a plane crashed into a post office parking lot near a walmart. among the victims, 30-year-old carly mccord, sports reporter for new york orland's' television station and daughter-in-law of lsu's offense of a coordinator. the group is on its way to atlanta to watch lsu take