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as we can. that will do it from here. i hope you have a very happy new year. catch me tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. eastern, first trading day of the year. good night. ♪ >> hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters. juan williams, dana perino and tom shillue, we are from new york city and this is "the five." happy new year, everyone. very fun show we've got in store for you guys including our predictions, which miner always right, and our resolutions. we are also taking a look back at some of our best moments from 2019 here on "the five." plus, we are answering some fan mail questions. but first, 2020 is going going to be a huge year for politics
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with a very selection pure let's rewind, the gas machine himself, sleepy joe. watch. >> my name is joe biden, i'm running for president of the united states. if you like what you see, help out. >> poor kids are just as talented as white kids. >> we choose truth over facts! >> play the radio, make sure the television -- excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night. >> if you agree with me, go to joe 30330 and help me with this fight. thank you very much. >> jesse: so good. we choose truth over facts, dana. >> dana: the thing is, he's always sort of been this way. now he has been to a presidential election and his
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opponents are trying to make little digs that he is too old. he's kind of made these gaps all along, but one of the reason people find him quite likable. >> jesse: used to listen to record players, don't you? >> dana: we just got one. >> tom: actually, they are coming back. people like the vinyl, so maybe he has extra hit. >> jesse: joe was ahead of the curve. >> juan: i think so. you know who people like, someone who is going to sell. the one thing you can say, even the conservatives can say is that he is the man he is and has always been. that's joe biden. >> jesse: yeah, he's dopey. >> juan: now, i think people think, you know what, he's kind of like the neighbor. remember, there is a real test in politics. would you have a beer with this guy? and he passes the test. >> jesse: that is true. he would have a beer with him. he would have two. >> dana: i would laugh all night. i think the truth over facts, he is so emphatic during that period yelling at.
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it's hilarious. >> jesse: look me over. you don't like me, go to the other guy. >> dana: and that was opening day. >> jesse: who could forget about our friend beto because mike the media said he was the chosen one, then he flamed out very quickly for over sharing on social media. >> hey, everybody, we are in el paso, getting a haircut. >> i'm here at the dentist and we are going to continue our series on the people of the border. >> well, i'm changing the tire on this truck. >> your share of tire changes on the road. we are in texas, minor repair. >> all right, let's have a hand for mrs. brown! >> jesse: a lot of car troubles for beto. you might need to help him out. >> dana: he sounds like me. the problem with him in stark
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contrast to joe that you say he is always himself and beto is always clearly faking everything with such a tough thing for him to shove into the square that he thinks people expect. >> jesse: you don't always film yourself going to the dentist with a haircut? >> now, i look away. i genuinely don't want to see someone faking for that viral moment you want to get. >> jesse: fake it until you make it, that's what they say. >> juan: i am so old that i think this is like, why was anyone doing this? why would anyone want to see me or beto at the dentist? on the other hand, guess what, he gets lots of hits. people on the modern social atmosphere saying, i would like to see this. president trump takes advantage of it all the time. i think he has remade social media to the extent that now you see people doing these things. you want to say, stop it, beto. >> jesse: i don't know if trump changes attire. >> juan: no, he poses as
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thanos, the villain. >> jesse: then beto became a meme by over sharing. >> tom: it's not just the over sharing. these things get hits if they're good but these are just boring. that tire changing video and the dentist thing, the wad in his mouth, he doesn't do it well. you can just jump in and say i'm going to do social media. you've got to make it interesting. aoc is much better at these things than he is. >> jesse: and it's funny because the person who cared so much about social media dropped out of the race and the person that cared so little, biden, is number one. >> dana: i do think in some ways the beto team had it in mind that the people they were interacting with on their social media were a broad swath of the electorate and it just wasn't. he raised a lot of money in the race against ted cruz, came up short but he did better than people thought. that was a race against two people. in a crowded field of democrats, he did not stand out. >> jesse: no, he's done on a table, though. up next, after claiming she was
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native american for many, many years, liz warren's bogus ancestry claim has finally caught up with her. >> why many years ago i sometimes identified as native american. never had anything to do with any job that i ever got or any benefits. >> i am not a member of a tribe and i have apologized for not being more sensitive to that distinction. >> jesse: this is turning into the email situation with hillary. she just had to apologize over and over and over again. >> dana: ever since she introduced her medicare for all plan, she started to slide downhill. she cannot stop losing at this point. and i also think that because democrats are very attuned to the one question, who can beat president trump in 2016, she's not answering the mail on that and i think partly because they see this whole thing about her ancestry and the questions about it and how she handled that, they know that president trump
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will be able to run right over that. >> jesse: she says, i should've helped some of my powder because no one wants to run against her. what is that, she just wants everyone to hush? mom, can you explain what that means when she does that? >> juan: we are back to the authenticity issue because her supporters don't like the whole shouting, i'm the best, i'm the greatest come of this is the greatest speech will ever hear. it's so easy to be presidential. and that is who that is. so she is taking an alternative persona and the people who like that persona have now bought o off. elizabeth warren way outperformed the beto o'rourke. >> jesse: that is easy to do. >> juan: and she is very much someone who says i have a better way, i have a better plan.
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not only will i defeat trump, i will take you beyond. i have a plan to make america better, jesse. >> jesse: maybe that should be her tagline. make america better. and she has a plan for that. >> it's what she's intimating. i frankly was surprised why and how she was forgiven by especially the far left on this cultural appropriation that she utilized and dead for years, but i think what will be more damaging in the long run is her refusal to admit for so long that it would raise taxes on the middle class. i think she really messed up. >> juan: that is exactly right. this stuff we are playing around with on new year's day about pocahontas, that is just playing trump's trumpet. that is his thing. but it certainly didn't hurt her. >> jesse: she was the one that announced this heritage that she had and it was .0019. >> juan: but i'm saying she did that. this is donald trump finding some way, it's like the eight
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nicknames, because i think he likes nicknames, but this has no meaning to democrats but republicans love it because they use it to mock her. >> jesse: i was like democrats cared about cultural appropriation. i guess not when democrats do appeared up next, kamala harris kicked off her campaign with a huge crowd, but then she fizzlet in pretty spectacular fashion. watch. >> there was a little girl in california who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools and she was bused to school every day. and that little girl was me. >> joined me in saying that his twitter account should be shut down. no? >> do you smoke? >> i have, and i inhale. i did inhale. [laughs] it was a long time ago, but ye yeah. >> jesse: that is an annoying laugh. she had to walk back that haymaker she threw at joe biden over the bussing thing, didn't
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she? wasn't bussing, the forced busing, no one liked that. >> juan: she didn't walk it back, she was very clear. i think that was the highlight of her campaign. >> jesse: it was but it was kind of a cheap shot, many believe. that at the time it wasn't really the attack she should've made. >> juan: i don't agree with you on that. i think her problem then comes back to medicare for all. she was kind of wishy-washy on the topic and not clear about that and she never gained traction. >> jesse: she wasn't even good enough to get a nickname. >> there are so many things that bothered me about kamala harris and how she ran her campaign thi found her unelectable. i think she was the opposite, the fake laugh, the chameleon quality of whoever was interviewing her, taking on her qualities, the failure to really carve out a position and stand for it, everything about her
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really annoyed me. >> juan: what about the name? >> emily: what about the name? he said, look, i think it is, love >> jesse: showed a lot of promise in the beginning. >> dana: she announced her campaign, she had a big crowd and even president trump was like i'm a pretty good crowd, not too bad. but she ended up being a terrible campaign manager. there was no rationale for why she was running here she flip-flopped on so many things. he can't manage a campaign if you can't manage an election against president trump. >> jesse: and tulsi chop her down a few times. >> tom: i think she was overhyped in the way that beta was but i was part of that because when she announced, i was like, she is a top contender and really, what was my rationale for that? probably because she checks a lot of the boxes. a woman, woman of color, you know the number grants are looking for something like that. so i thought, she's going to be
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one of the top but they didn't like her very much. >> juan: a lot of people at this table, conservatives, thought the same thing, but they thought that because her background as a prosecutor in california allowed her to say i'm not part of the far left. i'm more a part the centrist, pragmatist approach to politics. but that hurt her with voters who said, wait a second, you are putting a lot of kids in jail. >> jesse: they don't like prosecutors. they liked defense attorneys. up next, shall a brand kirsten gillibrand for president question like they might remember this funny moment. dear member this funny moment? >> sorry, i'm just going to get the branch -- [laughter] >> jesse: it's never good when you are just getting ignored. >> dana: i'm just starting to get some ranch, it became clear that no one is going to pay attention to her campaign.
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she held on for longer than i thought she would. she was just never able to really raise any money. and she really faded into the background. haven't heard much from her since. >> jesse: thank god. that is an age old rule of politics. do not block the way to the ranch. she should have known that. people are trying to eat. >> juan: that is not the most famous food thing of the campaign so far, at least not in the 2019 phase. that is when you had, who was it? amy klobuchar using a comb to eat a salad? >> dana: look, when you're hungry there are a lot of things you might do. >> emily: i literally forgot about kirsten gillibrand until you just brought it up and i feel like that ranch moment was a metaphor for her entire run, which is, all of us work here, can you step aside? thanks. >> jesse: i liked the work of video from her. some guns.
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not legal guns. she wants to take those away. all the craziness from the 2020 democrats has made them easy targets for the president. >> crazy elizabeth warren, or as i affectionately call her, pocahontas. i thought i was way too early with elizabeth warren. we destroyed her too fast. you have alfred e. neuman, who is running, who is like this guy. this guy, pete buttigieg. hey, do you ever notice where biden keeps saying he is in the wrong state? what's wrong with this guy? there's something wrong. there is something wrong. no, how many times can you do that? >> jesse: there is something wrong. >> tom: although i've got to be honest, the not knowing what state you're in, to me that is the one i most relate to with joe biden because when you go out of state if you're traveling around, as a comedian i would travel in many states, sometimes many states in a period up a few weeks, i would forget where i
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was in these politicians are in one state in the morning, in another one at night. i can't believe they can keep track of it so i sympathize. >> jesse: what state are you in right now? >> tom: i am in new york, new york. >> juan: no, you're in a state of confusion. the reality is we are talking about gaffes made by democrats customers 2019 is going to be remembered as the year of trump's lies, missteps, totally gas leading the country. it is such a stark contrast. >> jesse: 2020 will be remembered as the year he won reelection. >> juan: i don't think so. >> emily: for me it was the worst when he said he was vice president in 1976. that comment to me, i get the airport confusion if you're bu busy, but seven decades off. >> jesse: he says he's being authentic, just being himself. >> dana: we've written off joe biden about 25 times in 2019 but he still at the top of the polls, so maybe he can go the distance. >> jesse: we have a lot more ahead on a new year special,
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>> dana: it's been a jam-packed year on the show with all kinds of big news stories but we also managed to have a lot of fun along the way. we're going to take a look back now at some of our favorite "five" moments of 2019. >> dana: we are family. >> wow, and it wasn't country. >> jesse: dana, hold my hand. if you feel like i'm saying something inappropriate, you squeeze it. i will then move onto another issue. okay? >> reach across the table. [laughter] >> my hair does not smell good. that's what i'm going to say. >> therapy. >> i'm asking you this question. >> that is the thing, you should come to me as your therapist. >> jesse: you don't have to say anything, i accept your apology. >> juan: i was thinking i should bring you guys like him a birthday party hats. >> jesse: i would wear them. dana perino.
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>> dana perino made queso, it's not her forte. she sent me a bucket of hideous bubbling doom and tweeted it. look at that. >> dana: this is great. doesn't it taste good customer asked me when it tastes better than it looks. your negative press is my good press. >> dana: basically, the very polite way of saying get the f out. [laughter] >> holy! >> permission to make an analogy? >> sure. >> jesse: the media is the dossier. permission to make an analogy? joe biden is like when you take your grandfather to the club. >> jesse: permission to make an analogy? say juan gets incarcerated for murder he didn't commit, wouldn't you want internal affairs to look into what happened? >> i want to go home. ♪ >> dana: after john rich performed our song about
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politics on the show yesterday, it reached number one on the itunes country charts and number two overall. calling! >> jesse: that is never happen. my mom is calling. >> jesse: you are quite well-dressed. >> juan: if it was up to me i would wear a lot of sweatshirts, sweatpants, sweat suits. >> maga hat. >> juan: i think not, buddy. i want to ask you on an intellectual level, jessica might think of the youngest person at the table. sorry. [laughter] >> jesse: may be youngest at heart. >> dana: no, you mean shortes shortest. >> jesse: i've got a call out tomorrow. i can't eat any food. i've been drinking boolean on all day. i went to the dmv this morning and i'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. >> dana: it's a banner week. >> jesse: you didn't do
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"animals are great. >> alive edition of "animals are great." >> it's going to be worth it. doesn't do anything besides just hang there? >> that's it. at the canada links. >> that is "one more thing"! >> not anymore it isn't. [laughter] >> oh, my god. >> dana: we now have something for the best of film. [laughter] >> dana: when johnny dropped that cake, my heart dropped for him because i thought, he is going to get in so much trouble, and it was all planned. >> jesse: do you usually don't do that too often on the show. >> dana: i felt like that was a case study for all of our personalities. you immediately yelled at him to clean it up. we were horrified for him. greg immediately was like, you did that on purpose. >> juan: , that is what i thought. >> dana: it was a good year. >> emily: i liked it when you asked permission to make an
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analogy. >> jesse: i'm going to stop doing it. i don't need permission. >> emily: i like it. >> jesse: then i will continue to do it. >> tom: did someone complain about your analogies customer asked me i don't know, some things just happen. >> dana: it started when jesse came on the show and was trying to be deferential to greg, who is the king of analogies. >> jesse: minor just a little bit better. >> dana: and shut up about politics, that was good. >> dana: it was a very good, charitable efforts. >> jesse: i like when juan goes, i just want to go home. >> juan: sitting next to jesse, sometimes you have that feeling. >> jesse: every show probably. >> dana: i have a feeling that in 2020 we are going to have so many potential "best of" moments. were going to be on the road going to iowa, there's going to be a lot of opportunities for mischief. >> jesse: you know what i can't believe? that the queso thing was 2019. if you like greg has been making fun of that case and for years.
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♪ >speak a lie from america's news headquarters, i am mike emanuel in washington. secretary of state mike pompeo has delayed his trip to ukraine. he was scheduled to arrive in ukraine tomorrow in what would've been his first visit to the country at the center of president trump's impeachment. pompeo is postponing the trip so he can visit baghdad. after president trump ordered the immediate deployment of 750 troops to the region. former nba commissioner david stern has died three weeks after suffering a brain hemorrhage. stern, who is involved with the
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nba for nearly two decades before becoming its fourth commissioner in 1984. by the time he left that position in 2014, the league had grown into a $5 billion a year industry. david stern was 77 years old. i am mike emanuel appeared i will be back for a live special report in 30 minutes. now back to "the five." ♪ >> juan: let's rock. happy new year. welcome back. where answering your fan mail questions on this new year's day. we begin with this one. what they last year, 2019, would you like to live again? emily? >> emily: i went to argentina with my whole family to see the total eclipse this summer and that day and that moment especially, it was so incredible. really indescribable and i got emotional and that moment. i teared up. it was really incredible. that was a really special day, i
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would love to relive that. >> juan: that is like a bucket list experience. tom? >> tom: my kids do children's theater, riverdale children's theater and i was in their production of "annie" this year. no matter what show i do i always want one more crack so i would love to just get another shot at the role. six performances. >> juan: that suggests you are not happy with your performance. >> tom: i'm never happy, i'm a perfectionist. >> dana: were you wearing a fat suit? >> tom: no, i was lean and mean. >> juan: i've never seen that. >> emily: you've never seen "annie?" >> juan: know, i've never seen a lien one. >> tom: he adopts her, i could be that he. >> juan: and monopoly, the big top hat. >> tom: the capitalist. >> jesse: you know how to play monopoly question work but don't understand capitalist.
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>> dana: did you know that monopoly started as a game to tell you how bad capitalism was? and then the toy company bought it from the woman who made it and flipped it around and made capitalism a positive. >> jesse: i did not know it. >> juan: one day in 2019 you would like to relive? >> dana: this is tough because i think 2019 was a really great year. when we went to nashville to do "shut up about politics," that was really fun. i went back in the fall, so i really loved that but i also had family in town in october. my niece came, and he was here, my mom was here, brother-in-law was here, and we did a whole pumpkin picking day and that was very special. it wasn't fancy, it was just special. >> jesse: wow. i got engaged on august 24th and i would like to live that again because it was such a special day, and special moment, but it's also fun to relive knowing
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something that your significant other doesn't know is going to happen, because that doesn't happen a lot with men. because women know everything. it's nice to know things sometimes that they don't know. >> juan: you know what i'm thinking. that she knew. >> jesse: no, she didn't know. she didn't see it coming. >> juan: she negotiated this and had her stomach is in her mind. >> jesse: don't ruin this to me. >> juan: i can remember the moment. the baseball hit. at minute maid park i was like, oh, my god, they could actually win back the world series because i didn't think the nationals had a shot and they won the world series in 2019. the other thing is going to the beach this summer. my sister came from overseas and brought her grandchildren to meet my grandchildren. a really sort of epic moment for family life 2019. albright, facebook question number two. this one comes from jocelyn. what's the craziest thing you
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have ever done on new year's eve? jesse? >> jesse: i got kicked out of a fish concert at msg. i got kicked out pretty early in the night. i don't want to disclose that much more about it, but that was a pretty hilarious night. >> dana: were you with porter? >> jesse: preporter. >> dana: this will probably surprise no one, i can think of nothing i have ever done on new year's eve -- i don't know. >> jesse: did you stay up past midnight one time? >> dana: one time. i like to celebrate british new year at 7:00 p.m. because i like to have a good night's sleep and wake up on the first of the year ready, healthy, ready to go, so i haven't done anything real crazy. >> juan: that is all right. what about you? before i dressed as elvis and i was part of a ten elvis countdown. the 10, 9, 8. we were all in the elvis outfit, the styrofoam here and it was
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ten elviss counting down the last seconds of the new yea year. >> dana: would you do that again? >> tom: i don't think so. >> emily: i'm with you, i haven't done anything crazy but i've spent a lot of new year's eves and other countries, which i like to do. >> dana: you were in scotland one year for new year's. >> emily: one in particular, i was in the dominican republic with my sister so we were on the beach partying all night and that was really cool. >> jesse: be careful about that island, they have issues. >> dana: in 2019, that was a big issue. anyway. >> juan: f got to say, i'm of two minds on this. most times it feels like i'm the guy who got let down. new year's eve, everyone else is crazy, times square. i've never gone to times square on new year's eve. >> dana: that can be arranged. >> juan: but i don't want to go because it's just packed with people. and why? >> jesse: i've been there, don't go. >> juan: up next, our predictions for the 2020 new year.
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♪ >> emily: welcome back, happy 2020. it's time to make our annual predictions for the new year. dana is up first. >> dana: i'm very good at this. one year i got 3 out of 3. laster, 2 out of 3. not too bad. here are my three for this year. i believe that prince harry and meghan markle will announce they are having a second baby and are moving to north america. okay? it could be canada, it could be california. i don't know yet, i'm thinking because of the commonwealth i think it will be in canada. that is my prediction and i'm telling you, i don't have inside information but i know i'm right. my second one is that 2020 will
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be the highest voter turnout since 1960, which was the highest in the last 100 years. it was at 62.8% in 1960. 2016 was 54.7%. i thought it would've been higher than that but i do think 2020 will be higher than 1960. >> jesse: we like low turnout, dana. [laughter] >> dana: anyway -- >> juan: no, you love voter suppression. >> jesse: the outcome of voter i.d. >> dana: the other thing is i think the new orleans saints will win the super bowl. >> jesse: i like that. >> emily: interesting. okay, next is juan. >> juan: oh, let me pick up on dana's point. i think the baltimore ravens will win the super bowl. dana, dana is a prophetic on these productions. she is great. but she has a test when it comes to football. it's nothing about football. it's about the imagery. a raven versus a saint. >> dana: i'm going have to study that a little bit.
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the saints go marching in. >> juan: look at that. i think ravens fly lien. all right, trump is going to have the dirtiest social media campaign you have ever seen here the only way he can win in 2020 requires him to absolutely smear his opponents. he is not that popular. he never hit 50% an approval rating. never. that's not real. >> jesse: they nailed the last election. >> juan: the point is he has to go after people in a way that i think most people think this is beyond belief. he's already done it with joe biden on the ukraine deal, so expect more in 2020. >> emily: are you done? okay. next is me, emily. for my prediction, this is my first time doing it. number one, the university men's basketball team will be in final four but i think after the 2020 season. not that it is this a final four in 2019 but the 2020 season.
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really final four, and also that a new species will be discovered. why are you looking -- >> jesse: of what? >> emily: i don't know yet, new species will be discovered. it could be in the ocean. i make it will be in the ocean and it will be a small organism. yep, in the next one is that the readers will have a winning record in their first season in las vegas. then that genetic privacy concerns will hamper law enforcement's use of dna to solve cold cases and they will be screwed. >> dana: those were some good predictions. >> juan: the organism one was wild. where did you get that one? >> emily: we hear about that all the time. >> dana: it's not much of a prediction if it happens all the time. [laughter] >> jesse: okay, was i supposed to do every discipline cosmic sports, politics? i'm talking third party. 2020 is going to be the
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emergence of a third-party payer. maybe not even during the election. this is where it takes off and i'm telling you. to say joe biden, no matter what happens, ripe for a third party. if he gets the nomination it will frustrate those on the left and i know they are going to be vilified as spoilers but they won't be able to resist. if trump wins again, for the republicans, they're going to say we've got to create a party to combat trump. never trumpers them, a small part of the party. >> emily: that's like five people. >> tom: but this is the year of a third party on both sides. maybe even a fourth party. splitting both parties, having an offshoot. >> emily: do you have any more question asked before that's it, that's my big thing. >> jesse: i just jotted a a few things. ellis you are going to be national champs, joe burrow is going to go number one in the draft. lakers win a national championship. tiger is going to win another major. the nationals are going to repeat, and the packers are
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going to win the super bowl. speaking of winning, trump is going to win reelection. i'm also predicting juan will apologize to me for being so wrong on so many things. so get on your knees and you will beg for mercy. >> emily: i think that is a wish, not a prediction. >> jesse: you don't know anything about predictions. you just screwed the last one. [laughter] >> emily: we will see at the end of this year when i right. >> dana: okay, don't go anywhere. we are revealing our 20 resolutions when "the five" new year's special returns. i'm your mother in law.
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♪ >> jesse: the new year wouldn't be the same without making some resolutions, so let's go around the table. jesse, what are you resolute to duke? >> jesse: what am i -- oh, i know! >> juan: he was on his cell phone. [laughter] no more cell phone! >> jesse: i know what i'm going to do, i got it. i'm going to stop name-calling
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so much. >> juan: oh! >> jesse: i'm going to stop making fun of people's size, how short they are, if they have beady eyeballs or obvious plastic surgery. >> emily: juan will be so happy. >> jesse: i'm just going to talk about the substance and the issues and other personal defects of someone's face or body, or the way they speak. and i also predict that i will break that resolution. [laughter] >> dana: by tomorrow. >> jesse: by tomorrow. one day, dana? >> dana: i am super obsessed and worried about my posture, so i'm resolving to do two significant posture exercises a day. >> tom: to my eye you have excellent posture. >> dana: it's a real struggle for me. it really is. >> jesse: you want to slash? >> dana: i don't want as such but i have a tendency to have rounded shoulders and i really don't want to be that way. >> tom: do you do the standing desk? >> dana: yes, and i got a
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balance board to stand on at my standing desk. >> jesse: that is two right there. you're done. >> juan: i think the rounded shoulders are from your weight lifting. >> jesse: stopped the shoulder pressing. >> dana: it this way, not that way. >> jesse: what's your resolve? >> juan: along dana's lines, i want to walk more. i just moved so i'm now farther away from fox. i have to walk more. i want to stay out of the subway, stat of the taxis and do the walking. i think that is really importa important. in the second one, jesse, it's not about apologies, but i'm going to just try not to get upset about so much of the craziness that i see in american politics because at some point it depresses me how blind these 90s become, so i'm just going to let it go. >> tom: that's what i was going to say. let it go. >> jesse: i'm going to hold you to that one. >> emily: i don't really do new year's resolutions of these are more traditions. one being i always try to travel
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to a new country each year. the two countries i want to go to this year, meld about an end albania. and first, a dish i want to try, experience and activity i've ever done. we cut down the christmas tree, that was fun. and i also want to become truly oppositional in italian. i say that every year. my dad wanted us to speak english going up and he felt it was a dying language, sicilian, and i want to be conversationalist. i don't know why you only had one and i had multiple. >> tom: i only had one and i think we have to go. art, i want more art in my life. i want to slow down my media consumption and take time for visual art, for music. that is all that matters. art, music, theater. i need more of it in my life. >> emily: just tape a banana to a wall and it's a masterpiece. >> tom: we are going to answer one more fan mail question on
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>> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> welcome back. time for one more question from social media. it is from bridget-h from facebook as we close out another
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decade. what did each of you learn about yourself and what has your greatest accomplishment been? >> gee. >> why are you laughing? >> i will have a hard time answering this but you will have no trouble. >> how long do we have here? you don't think i learned a lot about myself? i learn things every day. today i learned i should wake up earlier in the morning today being january 1st. >> [laughing]. >> fresh out of bed this morning. that's what i learned. also my greatest accomplishment? probably getting married. i think that's a pretty big accomplishment. some would say huge. yours? >> in a year. >> dana, this is about 2019. >> i don't know. i am modest that way. i can't think of anything. something i learned about myself. i am a total blank slate. i don't know.
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i am filled with some doubt constantly. >> if i could speak for bridget. >> [laughing]. >> who asked this question. >> bridget gave you a decade. she is talking about the 10 year period? >> oh, the decade! >> all right. go ahead. >> this 10 year period marks a huge transition in my career. i was largely a live performer doing stand up comedy. i turned that into a media career. i love being here. i love the fox family. becoming a stand up comedian was so difficult. i thought that was the job for my life. transitioning into a media career has been very satisfying and i love being in new york and haven't to be on the road as much. >> you are in new york, you got that right. >> quickly? >> in the last decade i had
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three books. i had "we the people" how the founding father's vision of america change and "what the hell do you have to lose?" i think writing. if you are in a doctor's office. newspapers and magazines go but books stick around. >> i would say continuing to accomplish what i set my mind to do. regardless of anything i continue to achieve my goals as i set them. i am proud of that and honored to be able to do that. >> this got serious. >> i am answering the question. >> i think we are glad tom and emily are here on "the five." >> yes. where is greg gutfeld? what is his accomplishment?
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that's it for today. happy new year, everybody. see you back here tomorrow. have a good night. >> ♪ >> ♪ dc >> more u.s. troops head to e middle east amid attacks against the u.s. embassy in baghdad. one state is fighting the opioid crisis. what is ahead in the new year? the presidential race, the supreme court and impeachment. this is "special report." good evening. happy new year. i am mike emanuel in for bret baier. members of the iraq backed militias with drew from the compound. u.s. troops are on the way to the region right now. we have fox team coverage.

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