tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News January 4, 2020 10:00pm-11:00pm PST
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i'll see you right here next saturday night. i have a very good relationship with kim jong-un, i know he's messages about christmas presence and i hope his christmas present is a beautiful vase that's i would like. kim jong-un better get him something nice after this week. well, if there's one thing we've learned in three years -- is that trump will always respond you ask a dumb question trump is going to respond. cnn and your with fake news. fake news which is you and you
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and -- [laughter] impeach. testimony trump is going to respond. i want nothing. i want no quid pro quo. storm our embassy in iraq -- boy will trump respond? u.s. military concerning its strike near baghdad airport killing custom sewell nanny defense department tonight has confirmed that the united states has killed iranian general soleimani a rocket attack on the baghdad airport kills iran most revered military leader, most revered --de [laughter] yeah. a u.s. drone took out the guy who help ptded direct wars in iraq. syria,a, yemen and lebanon led o deaths in iraq he was a bad guy doing bads things for a really long time so bad to kill a bad guy? no one should be t shedding any tears for soleimani he was, in
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fact, responsible for he had american blood on his hands. but at the same time, i think that the fact as em bass door sherman said that the consequences of this kowl could be unbelievable. >> he's a ruthless, ruthless killer.ab there's no doubt about that. nobody weeps that he's gone. but that's sad. obama administration did not targetge him because we understd what consequences were. >> everything comes request a but -- terrible guy. terrible guy. but -- but, but -- and consequences? look, iran already doesn't like fuss hasn't for decades arab has been not liking us way before trump was elected president. hell, it has been not liking us way before the trump tower was even built. but taken out of bad guy is bad
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because -- trump. what i think is going on here frankly is that this action was taken more in president trump's self-interest rather than our national interest. >> oh -- charmer. [laughter] self-interest -- okay. trump ran a campaign on avoiding quagmire and supporterses had had a fill with iraq and libya and syria so action opposite of self-interest it is a b countrys interest. our country -- if you ask me trump took action to stop a war not start one. we took action last night to stop a war. we did not take action to start a wear. [laughter] see. i loving being right. yeah. my first prediction of the year
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100% on.n. so he's sepgd a clear message that trump means what is he says never a good i do to stake out your army in another country and plan attacks against the u.s. and think i that you're going to get away with it. not while he's president at least. but thank god media is focusing on the stuff that matters. over at cnn, what was their best headline? president trump dined on ice cream. asmp news of the air strike broke -- [laughter] as if trump indulging in sweetenedng dairy product makes that strike that much worse. not the for me cnn it makes it actually that much better. i mean, wouldn't you want your president to be eating ice cream while he e limbs mass murderer? ide do.
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meanwhile expert on all of the networks say we're one step closer tohe war with raises question who exactly is an expert iran, iraq or middle east in general where is there proof of sbz yongd appearances on cable news shows? no one has ever gotten that region right ever -- and anyone who sees the killing of a murder general is worst than sending palette of money can be no expert he can be a moron. now, onene warned this wasn't ay killing through this wasn't just some isis fighter it was a top general. s a powerful leader of an a adversary government so hurray, i mean, really isn't killing of old generals by drone? preferable to sending waves of young men and women to their deaths on battle field so maybe had doesn't mean war at all. war iso who the old generals sending yuck people to die under
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trump we just kill old generals. [laughter] with -- with with and this is my favorite part as you know he did it with a flying robot. [laughter] that's progress. let's welcome tonight's guest with a heart of gold and will had kill you if you think otherwise. retired green buret master sergeant host of hollywood weapons on outdoor channel kerry shaper. [applause] someone call the s.w.a.t. team because this guy is a riot currently starring in new season of crank anchor comedian jim florentine. chiefny and cat on fox nation, kat tim, and -- swimming his footprint massive
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side kick, kira. [applause] they're not booing them and pirating them. as it should be. so terry, obviously, you're a military guy. you green buret much like me. [laughter] >> wery were in nam together out of fox hole i was -- >> in a vietnamese restaurant on 49th. >> they are fantastic man dumplings fantastic give me your gut responsean to this week -- to the taking out of l soleimani and the response from the media whatever. >> stop there because i know you're sick so here's the thing interesting that terry gets told to come on this show and then couple of days before someone gets -- killed. i know people. [laughter] just kid.
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>> you're saying you could do this as a top iicking? >> not meaning to make light of this in my community it is safe to say someone has been catastrophically wounded and one destroyed by this guy so if you're an american can't get behind death of this dude one thing you suck but second of all, second of all if you can't care about that you can care about people he's killed over there.ut iraq, syria, lebanon his own country he's murdered tortured people so -- this was this was legal. there was totally justified and couldn't have been done much better, and and -- yeah even as we speak right now a-listers on ground mopping up ancillary targets collecting intelligence, and taking the fight to this dude. as i said before, iran found out. that's it. >> do you think --
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[applause] might i remind you never to clap ladser for a guest than you do me. pfnl you think he's joking he's not joking. i will -- [applause] been a good one. guys. one more question for you. ivelg of course 37 >> do you think iran is upset by this because their response is weird that is muted it is not like -- some people know a lot about this especially people who are from there. like you know, and so it's a very interesting place they have a really, really deep long cultural hair age and slave of this d guy, and so -- what i said before is true. but also it's -- be prepared for more danger because they're gipping to try to retaliate but that's -- not taking a this dude out. would be like a thing not to take that bully on because maybe he won't look at me anymore.
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so sometimes the media pain has to be put up with for long-term pain and this will take a while to figure out where this all goes but man, killing that dude --- that he was the right thing to do. >> what do you think jim? >> when i started general i thought shaquille o'neal was in the car then i realized it was a different general. >> my favorite basketball player. >> i don't understand the joke. do you need to tell him? >> it is a commercial on fox all of the time. general and chair -- >> oh. >> the general -- to what you can get online go to the general and save some time. boom. [laughter] [applause] i don't know. >> don't pause too much because then i'll be off the show. >> it is swift. all right list of allies group.
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[laughter] so -- i like how rose when i apologize she apologized for america. to iran. here in iran i'm starting for our country. please don't kill us. >> i wonder if irani official say wases this a spokeswoman for the white house and saw her on red carpet and g string. on a day had marilyn manson go shall we attack this serious, i don't know i think this is -- you know. legit. you're a libertarian. . right. >> i don't know if this is -- a violation of libertarianism i think it is moving towards a different phase of how we deal with adversary. >> well i have concerns about it so, obviously, this was a bad us dude he was a trrg and deserved to be killed, obviously, that's true. i have concerns about what states what happened when we took out gadhafi there was additional problems but difference i think is that that's what had i always think
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when something like this m what happens whereas people on left obama/hillary did exact same sort of thing and didn't have an issue then but they have an issue now because it is trump and i think if trump wouldn't have done this it could have been like look at trump around with his terrorists. so noter what he did they were going to have a problem. so he deserves to die -- about i'm concerned about potential implication because i'm a very antiwar person but consistently so. i felt people are against it because trump did. >> i feel like obama did the same kind of thing. >> we know what happened and going to the response i think that's fair. you be they have a muted response. you have to understand when they gave i believe it was harsh revenge goingst like this. [laughter] will be harsh revenge. yeah. yeah so not a lot of trash taking talking going down. because you're on camera.
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and not ones in front of you. >> a also to that point trashing trump with memes, and he killed him for that. he won't do that again. yeah . [laughter] could just it is hilarious that people were like when they talk about consequence because we've seen the mainstream media every month something horrible going to happen. right they're like we're in big trouble now. because iran is going to do something -- [laughter] yeah. like if they could do anything, maybe blocket in the second thig that just -- wows me is that the media also is already started their narrative that trump did this to get out of trouble with impeachment. last time i checked -- wasn't in trouble with impeachment. pretty much -- [laughter] that is -- that's literally oh man mitch calm out and said --
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and he did it while he was getting impeached means man can certainly multitask. joe biden raised 22 million not asan much as truch or bernie but still leading polls even though still say weird stuff like how he answers an 11-year-old boy's question in new hampshire. how old are you? >> i'm only 11. >> you're a good man. there's a thing honny i shouldn't call you honey talking to any grandson that's how i talk now i apologize. honey now i don't to break up the nra magazine is not sthupg you read but a thing that holds bulletin but anyway. so honey i mean sir -- >> what was that all about, joe? ♪ is and now joe biden tells a story. >> i ate a pocket full of blueberries. a fish told me come on man. come on man i've been there.
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you know, we used to sell -- bags full of nickel for cash in the backyard. if you have been there like i have -- you would know that. you would know it. ii have a friend named corn pop, he -- he knew about my hairy legs but a guy with hairy legs can't eat syrup you know that. i'm serious. >> so true. he could be the nominee or maybe mayor pete he wantses to decriminalize all of the drugs not just pot but meth, coke you maim it maybes sense if democrat becomes president we need to do a lot of drugs. meanwhile what is mayor mike blaringwi promising? to turn east room of the white house into an open office floor plan where he says he would be where a lead for should be with the the team even tweeted what such a floor plan would look like, with see that, see that -- small there it is.
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there's president mike sitting in a cubicle. so sad sharinging with a vice president maybe this is pathetic jumping chief of staff while press secretary over there trying to eat his lunch. that's bloomberg big important idea -- cubicles. boy is it is stupid? do you really want to see your president working in a cubicle around other cubicles? you're the president of the united states. not a blogger for tmz. freak. meanwhile -- meanwhile e joe biden wants us to stop using coal and a big idea to keep coal miners working. >>g anybody you can go down 300,000n feet you can learn to program as well. but we don't think of it that way they can learn how to
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program for god's sake. >> sure. just totally learn how to code and get a job at google. easy peesy wish i had learn to code too joe what was youring thinking behind that? and you joe biden tells a story. look, look -- look i would consider running, a guy i'm serious, man. barack obama, barack obama 1977 -- [laughter] my angilau great poet text joe to 303030 -- 30. 30. 30 for 30. y50 great show. wheenl while --
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trump is keeping afloat with the impeachment dealing dealing wita they wants them to have a great year look they're honorable people. >> i want to thank everybody i want you to have a great year look you're honorable people you have to stay honorable if you're honorable i'm going to win the election by a lot. if you're not honorable i'm just going to win the election by a little so i would rather have you be honorable. okay. thank you. [applause] oh, my gosh. this is hilarious. beat that, joe. joe biden tells story. look, look. do you want to talk a fitness. i'll do more pushup and babies born this year combined. fen talking about cats --
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i don't see the big deal. luke sky walks dad i saw that coming. come on, man. come on. [laughter] here he is. comedian with democratic comedian do you think can rival trump? >> probably the not bernie to raise a lot of money that's good. 34.5 million. do you think it is staff actually told them about thatt after a recent hard attack we don't want to give them any big news. you know what i mean? you think after 35 million they get a brush to or a comb. still, no -- can someone give this guy ten dollarss and down to walgreens drive him down there. [laughter] but trump 46 million i did the
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mathll that's like one, one million for each tweet he sent out this year. one a dollar actually. [laughter] it's true pep and sending out plenty more.. cat, what do you make of who do you want to talk about bloomberg and open office plan or -- biden and -- >> bieldz biden yep i feel like if i were a coal miner, i would be really mad. official if i were a coal miner i would be dead in 15 minutes but you know just say hey don't worry i'm definitely going to take your job but all you have to do is learn a completely different job. [laughter] and then youn can have that one. i mean, like honestly like it is so easy why don't you learn to code, joe? you learn to code. because i know what would happen if i would learn to code go and enroll in classes and three weeks beeff he could realized he was like taking a basket weaving the whole time it's -- it's offensive and he has a lot
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of nerve to be telling, you know, people their jobs don't matter and they should start another one. when he's managed to stay rich and famous eninfluential despite not e e knowing where he is had. at least coal miners always know where they are. they're in the mine. >> they've ban people from twitter from using remember with -- learn coding. ban controversy and people got in trouble for that. what's your assessment of the candidate. >> after seeing the tape -- [laughter] o ida think democratic party run s a team. i think.. i think they should all just run together. that's awesome i think the entire panel and maybe -- chimpanzee should run together as a team. >> gives me an a idead they do that thing from beau jackhorse
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man they all pretend in person they all climb on each other -- coat like yeah most attractive person is head is on the top. switch they get tired or hot and rotate out there. >> this collection is beginning to be bad. so instead of being -- going down in history book for the worst representation for democratic party running for president was -- more stay at home votes than actual votes well it wasn't just me. it was all of us. but mostly -- mostly bo beau chimp wouldn't stop throwing stuff at the democratic party and that's why. get, there it is right there that's the team. spread around. take a the first initial from each namee make one word and thn you know just go with that. >>he you're kind of explaining d you know this, the wrestling when it is one guy, backing that
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way and bump and feed for the president and that's what they're going to do form a team toha all raise money together. >> brilliant regarding may or your pete message illegal? >> oh i didn't know that. you know what i -- it should be legal as long as you don't force me to do it. not a problem. >> by the way it is -- in weird way you are right. it is -- rid linn aderol all drug. if they were all meth, it would be a lot better. [laughter] like to host that debate. i would -- breaking bad with the democrats. if nay your pete wins you know what i mean going to be good.
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ivel live tv. what tim? >> saying mayor pete wins good that will be good extra episodes of intervention. look it up. they'll be pump them out like five a week. favorite episode with woman interventionav with computer screen -- allison better not -- she's better now but you can find that episode on youtube holly crap she would buy cases of computer window to screen cleaner and just -- [laughter] all right what's the big deal? we'll be right back with more stuff. stuff
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it is been promoted to major general by the supreme leader of iran. he will lead iran's quds force a e e arm of the iran i can military of a state department designated a terrorist for back in 2007. a the is known about him but he'll most likely oversee whatever type of revenge iran has planned for the u.s. and this is a live look now into iran as soleimani's body arrives to thousands of mourners, as thes in tehran chant anti-american slogan urging government to retake revenge. president trump has warned iran not to retaliate now back to greg. all right cn energies held annual new year's eve broadcast and host got more loaded than a wendy's baked potato. [laughter] >> cheers buddy. cheers --
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don't lean -- that was -- that was too many to talk about some 069 underreported stories of the year. first you've got to start request this one. faye who would drink this? >> a lot a college student. brain numbing effect it shall but meanwhile bill de blasio mayor of this hellish city -- yant see that. can you roll that down? when after dominoes selling 30 dollar pizza to crowd in new york wait for ball to drop. tweeting, jacking up your w pris on people trying to celebrate the holidays --
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classy dominoes i'm sorry this corporate chain exploited you. stick to them by pace tronnizing one of our fantastic local pizzerias. yeah. you'repa being exploitedded when you voluntarily pay for a pizza. really as dumb as a block wood ifl bill hadn't been asleep he would know price would demanding supply peive rats in new york are desperate for a decent slice. got like a -- movie deal of paramount pirates --
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i feel sorry for those shamed like that on cnn. disturbing my dream of doing shot has been forever ruined. in therapy now trying to -- find out why that i had to see that. i'm -- [laughter] form a coalition on instagram to our pain with all of the pain they've caused shaming -- people whoy can actually do a damn shot without overreaking. it wasn't that was -- cnth they can't get it right. they just -- theyt. don't know when it quit d i have a tattoo i'm on painkiller. what is going on? you spend whole year attacking everybody. and going after everybody. and then the real you comes out for fivee minutes and america hates you. like -- you can't even be cool -- [laughter]
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usually -- some alcohol tattoo and microphone is a good time. not with don lemmon and other guys it was -- >> i concur. sad that they -- all year they have the moral high ground they've above everybody and then you cut rules offth for three sec seconds not only tv but you reportedly -- that's the worst thing. [applause] i will say this, though -- cat as bad as don does new year's eve it is not as bad when he does the the news i would rather have him get wasted and act stupid and show tattoo than try to pretend he's objective. >> sure. i'm matte i'm really mad at bill de blasio because you know i live in new york we live in new york you know taxes are really high. it stings you have to watch where you're walking to make sure you don't step in human
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feces or trip over a pile of trash. and he had decides to finally take us to hand and get impassioned over pizza like -- it is like you said like hey idiot called supply and demand only thing i judge off that for is not charging more -- [laughter] because this pizza was going specifically to people qhorp in times square on new year's yves on purpose. okay these are people who have smash themselves into pens in the cold wearing diapers for five -- leak -- i'm pretty sure. 200 -- ate pizza -- it is definitely the least stupid thing any of these pool have spent 30 dollars on. [laughter] i was born in new york city so i can say this, everybody says how
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stupid he is. reelected in new york city at some point it has got to come back on you. but you know what it is you're right but because nobody in -- nobody in new york votes because it is liberal going to win. psm i was getting into a point because i felt like it. disappointed in that cheap point. >> phone all a of the time go jim. >> last to you. >> de blasiost cost to go to über to pick up that pizza for 30 noing big deal. >> it is -- why is it that progressives have no understand economics and that fact that somebodying having a pizza delivered to times square that's worth a lot of money. to get the poor delivery guy in there -- and it is -- we all of us have be there trying to welcome and it is a nightmare i'll never do it again thank god. >> bill de blasio selling pizzas you wouldn't have said a damn thing. >> took it . taken a the money and run.
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>> how much 800 million a lot of money. preferred that mental health and thing that just disappeared all right. next pisses me off because problem with new york is mental illness and drug addiction and 800 million millions that went to program to deal with this and nothing has happened. >> gone. gone. obama storyry is that everybody got across america like we don't care about new york. [laughter] and i don't blame you. more good stuff after this. ♪ nobody likes a tight squeeze. leanfire supplements from force factor contain ingredients clinically shown to help increase energy, burn fat, and double your weight loss. don't struggle to fit in. unleash your potential, with leanfire. available at retailers nationwide.
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>> do you dread what lies ahead and do things look sunny? 2020? fortune magazine sadly isn't a magazine devoted to wheel of fortune terry. has taken off on the awesome task of making some predictions about the year ahead some highlightsan they expect turbulence this world economy but nothing like the crash of 2008 that's so easy they predict
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stacey biden running mate if he's a nominee maybe. or julian castro if elizabeth warren is nominee boy that's boring and quentin tarantino best directorring oscar and should and mike may be -- thanks fortune for including me in prediction and excited about 20s they'll be like my actual 20s but with less drugs and moreut to play glue. so what about our predictions is this new decade stop believing in media hoaxing and terry ever wear normal pant? [laughter] will my cat ever learn to jump? cat would you carry to comment do you have predicks? >> i never like to make specific predictions. about the future --
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but i like to look towards future assuming general gloom and doom. unsurprised by this. it worked really well for me some people because thing work out well you're like nice. you're not disappointed i don't understand those people who get out of bed every morning like today is going to be a great day. it is like do you have that attitude you spill coffee on yourself like i thought today was going to be great but if you wake up like i i bet today will be the day i get framed for a murder east and spent day in prison all you have to do is end up at home and better than you expected. sm that's true i did that all a of the time. that's called pessimist optimist. >> everything is race with you terry? >> it is shocking isn't it, greg in >> it is shocking. where do you buy those pant like
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1971 or -- >> yes a time machine. [laughter] >> predicting yeah -- >> prediction terry. >> couple of things nothing for cat. [laughter] i get to lose more hair for sure. is that possible? [laughter] >> it is. it is you have diarrhea so you be quiet. i have -- i have the the influenza b and i'm here where people say i have the stomach flu and they have diarrhea but i can't take -- immodeium i have it sometimes greg. it's okay. phil leave it at that. this is the -- good this is only remedy i have -- [laughter] and it works every time. i'll take this from you jim do you have any predictions? >> after that, i don't know.
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i predict i'll be in the er tonight with a very shocked surgeon. [laughter] i'm impressed the whole good god man, jim -- >> save me from myself. >> prediction is you'll get the whoats thing in. [laughter] you have -- gave it to him. [applause] >> if i wasn't sick i would have more control e over this show and you're taking advantage of me. you pulled us t backstage. >> who did i talk to? talk to thairus i want to thank the accomplishment right now get me out of here.i i always look at it. i've lived my life and predictions you're either right or you're wrong you know what i'm saying we're going it have an economic crash and issues. yeah.re you know few of us are.
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going to have mismeal cramp this is year and going to do well some of us are going to to die. some people will get born. hope you aren't giving up goods and bad and make your way through it. my whole thing this year is keep it easy for myself. i'll a eat more apples so -- last year i think i ate like ten a a a a apples all win for me. ep worst throw ever. did you throw in the toilet did that really happen? >> just threw toilet paper. [laughter] >> audience member -- carries toilet paper. we have a feeling this was going to go off the rail. and i can say with some pride that we've helped to get it there. perform yes. i'm just saying you get toilet paper after something bad happens. >> you know what this is, this is fox and theme --me [laughter] back in 10 seconds.
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took a stand by slapping a lady's hand. pope francisy' apologized after hitting woman's hand at vatican on new year's eve. watch this. off of me. started when she grabbed his had hand and yanked him towards her which is rude. i love this and he clearly didn't think that was cool so he swatted her like a giant bug. and his morning address the next day he confess to losing his patience with the woman. saying excuse me for the bad example. and not s the first time last yr he pulled his hand away watch this, this is had the best
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like -- people try -- people try to kiss this -- and -- [laughter] it'sis the best i can watch this for hours. i love it. look at at that. it's amazing he might be my favorite e pope now. now aparpghtly god this has so good. all right. they wanted to -- [laughter] kiss his ring but he didn't want to spread germs. which is very considerate of him anyway you don't have to meet the pope to get the same experience i'm developing at home version. ♪[laughter] [inaudible conversations] all right i knew that qowld come in handy. glad i did it in my basement carey you are a sere faithful catholic with the pope correct
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in slaying her hand or -- and/or not and right to apologize if? >> if you're serious catholic you have toed a you suck every day.ze really it is funny but in a way he probably gets tired of people grabbing him doing it that kind of stuff is. but he's the pope so i guess -- >> jesus wouldn't be tired of that. jesus accepted that. i think -- don't applaud i don't know what i'm say. i think -- i think the the people like me have the the holy fur and respect that and latten american pope but now starting putting faith in government and not the church and he steps off if i haven't askeds him about and ifi have a word with him i would say that. >> maybe one day you will. >> you're going get slapped. get out of here, man. sm i think the pope reminds me of me. that's exactly how i want to react. >> really like a change --
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i can't believe they didn't choose you. >> i made it to the top five. [laughter] a true loss. >> i had to kill three of them just to get in there. which ended up biting you on the ass in the end because killed the guy. >> what do you do? >> well -- i'm on the pope's side. big time on this one okay, i don't think he should have said sorry. i think he was completely what -- this is 83-year-old man. and she was ripping his arm out. okay -- could w have osteowith tried to take it away and she kept pulling like follow hert and grw for a stroll like walk her home go to pope thing and her house and have a meal he did not have a choice. this woman was attempting to kidnap him. >> yes. look -- it it was a pope napping. teamed pope napping.
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[laughter] i'm on ide e he shouldn't have said sorry. look e she's not giving up. she's coming for blood. e he shouldn't have said sorry and you have a lot of nerve trying to kidnap the pope lady. >> study on this one. smg i heard a bad santa claus and h pope but he's mean. forget this slap look at that gangster quack get off. you know who i am. don't touch me watch the the take back and that thing when he few the hand back this dude does not like making public appearances so get off me. you understand, move, move. move -- on me i'm the pope. handle on me -- like all he was missing like was flavor, flavor full grab me? that's all he was missing was
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the dog with hmm for him to be like next time alcoholic had clack -- >> i don't feel bad for this lady i was paneled by nuns in catholic high school you have a slap on the wrist from pope that was honor. kicked in the nuts but gandhi. [laughter] i think that will be title of your memoir. kicked in the balls no -- actually -- it is a great story. i yeah i have slained by the pope.s that's never happened before in history. that we know of -- no. yeah and pope saying can't get nothing on me. pope. great. all right we have more show left. don't leave. i'm your mother in law. and i like to question your every move.
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out of time thanks to terry jim florentine and i'm greg, i love you, america. ♪ >> welcome to "watters world". welcome to 2020. i'm jussie waters. president trump heading into the selection i informed. despite the lies and in time inside jobs, trump succeeded because of your. listen. >> you impeached him. way to go. >> it doesn't feel like we are being impeached. >> i don't know about you but i'm having a good time. >> the craziest thing, trump is not even impeached. nancy's keeping the two articles in her purse. she hasn't even sent them to the senate yet. once they get sent to the senate, then impeachment is of
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