so safe travels, i look forward to getting more from you tomorrow. liz there along with us, here is "the five." ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld, katie pavitt, juan williams, jesse watters, and sandra smith. "the five." ♪ >> greg: trump is no longer just a racist or sexist, he is an assassin nest. >> here we are in the assassination business again. i'm sorry, this is the top general, he wasn't operational, he was a leader. we killed this guy. president of the united states, they used to hide from assassination responsibility. this president is bragging about it. i don't think you are an assassin, this president is.

thank you very much. >> greg: a step up from calling him a republican. and after elizabeth warren called him a murderer, she fell in line quickly, also called trump an assassin. then came bernie. >> he was an official of the iranian government and what would we say if china does that? if russia does that? russia has been implicated with assassinating dissidents. in the business of assassination you unleash some very terrible forces. what i have seen now in this world as a result of trump's actions, more and more chaos, more and more instability. >> greg: you've got to give them credit, they get on the same page faster than a horny congressman. [laughter] >> greg: thank you, that was a

pity left. but basically it's just something new to call trump. the fact is we kill bad guys all the time. the problem is, they just make more, and that sucks, but you can't blame trump, he didn't put us there and don't blame him for killing who like killing us. they side with the thugs with american blood on their hands, leave that to colin kaepernick, he needs the work. if the media's new take is what is going to happen next. they are predicting bad things, which have oddly already happened. cyber attacks, attacks on ships and embassies and soldiers. if killing him makes him worse than that i would like to know how letting him lived it would've made him better. anyone? but if you think killing dirtbags who kill our troops is a good thing, the media must focus on bad things to come but what of what you imagine has happened every day since he was in prime time. that's like predicting michael

moore will eat apart. no book he is going to take your bed. and really those who keep predicting the end have never been right. but that doesn't stop them here they want the apocalypse just to say "i told you so." i mean, check this out. he has perpetrated great suffering and misery in places like lebanon and yemen as well. but the issue is, was this a wise move? >> soleimani was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of american coalition service members. but even many of soleimani's enemies admitted he was a military genius. >> no one should be shedding tears for soleimani but at the same time, the fact, as a master sherman said, the consequences of this could be unbelievable. >> we are better off without him, but that had to be evaluated in the context of all the risks that come along with it. >> greg: but, but come about. that's more abouts than they tell me john commercial play every day.

but when the media keep saying "but," everything they say stinks. that's a little analogy i probably should've let die. i apologize for that. >> i don't think there's anything wrong with the.s. it's reasonable to ask questions in the wake of this. we were talking about him yesterday and "the wall street journal." >> greg: great butt. >> that is a question we should all be asking and he was asking of his fellow democrats. the buts are in fact, we should all have questions. that is why congress is being addressed right now and tomorrow so they can let them know what the intelligence was and would ultimately lead to this decisi decision. going back to elizabeth warren, she was following bernie sanders, the first on the campaign trail to use the assassin verbiage. liz warren followed, she called him a murderer, she was then

asked by meghan mccain three times whether or not -- would you love to play customer asked me when i would to play. >> issued a statement calling soleimani are murderer and a second statement saying and assassination of a senior former military official. i don't understand the flip-flop. >> this isn't a change, it's the truth. the question is what is the response that the president of the united states should make? he's part of a group -- >> he is a terrorist. >> he's part of a group that is designated terrorists. of course he is. >> to tie it all in, joe lieberman from what you just saw from elizabeth warren, he asks, don't democrats risk looking weak in the space of evil like this and not being able to make

an admission like that? >> juan: let me just say i'm not going to fall for your flattery. my butt is my business but i don't have a real but here because i don't think soleimani was a bad guy. nevertheless -- i didn't say but. but i do think that it's irrational, as you were saying, to ask about ramifications, consequences and the like. are we safer as a nation -- no, even you said just a moment ago that they are asking questions about what is to come. >> lawrence: do believe he was assassinated? >> juan: no, because i believe that is extralegal. that is what it's about. if you use that term and you're talking about taking an extra legal staff, my question is, if you're saying he was a terrorist and he is an enemy of ours, an enemy of the american people, if we start killing all the bad guys, we've got a lot of people to gail. are you going to go after vladimir putin? you want to go after some of these folks in latin america?

>> lawrence: the president said today, they kill our people and we have to be sensitive to them and their culture? >> juan: exactly what he says. >> greg: take two. my goodness, people are on top of things. we have that take? >> he was horrible, he was a terrorist, he was a monster. and he is no longer a monster, he is dead. and that is a good thing for a lot of countries. i don't think too many people can complain about it. i don't hear too many people other than politicians who are trying to win the presidency. those of the people who are complaining. >> lawrence: then they played video on their twitter page of the supreme leader crying. you have michael moore pinning an apology to the supreme leader. "the new york times" writing their obituary. it's like, this guy wasn't a terrorist and killing over 600 of our troops? >> juan: everything you just said is news. when you have a supreme leader reacting that way, that is informing us about the reaction on the ground.

how about the big protests? >> lawrence: should we be apologizing to them? >> juan: here's the point i'm trying to make. is the u.s. safer? is israel safer? without the iran deal, are we safer? are we in a better position to fight isis? wait a second, tell me what the immediate threat was, because this guy has been going around plotting terrorist -- >> greg: that's true, he has. in the past, they killed people. >> juan: what was the immediate threat there? >> enough public information, reuters has an amazing piece out about how soleimani within iraq in september and october sitting across the u.s. embassy in baghdad and talking about the way that they were going to use new iranian militias that have not yet been detected by the united states to go after american troops both in iraq and all over the region. there's plenty of public information on that. the problem is not asking questions about what might happen next. the issue is that you are insinuating that the president

and his entire administration isn't thinking about that, and they didn't think through that if we take this guy out, and a guy who was also in the car, another terrorist who was a really bad actor, smuggled in most of the ieds that blew up our troops, he was in the car as well. the intelligence on where they were at the right time was good. now we are questioning what's going to happen next? of course. but the idea that we don't know or have a plan leading up to this is ridiculous. also, they keep saying, well, the president is incompetent, he doesn't know what the iranians are going to do, blah, blah, blah. they've been on this guy and they understand that the obama administration appeased the regime over and over again. soleimani had sanctions and taken off of him as a result of the iran deal, as a result of barack obama's negotiation on that deal, yet here we are today questioning whether trump was the one appeasing the iranians? >> lawrence: you were one of the democrats saying president trump always questions our intelligence agencies.

oh, wait a second -- wait a minute. excuse me -- >> juan: wait a minute. stop the presses, stop everything. juan williams is going to quote tucker carlson. tucker carlson said wait a minute, it's people like lawrence saying this is the deep state, the trump deep state, it's terrible. now we love the deep state! tucker carlson, hats off! >> greg: but you can say both things. you don't have to trust any intelligence. you don't have to trust it but you can still kill the guy. you can do both! >> juan: your point was we don't trust the president because we think the president isn't thinking things through. this president put sanctions, economic sanctions on and they had effect, so why did he have to kill him? >> they have in fact. the idea that we need to go is right now. >> greg: i want to thank juan for laughing at my joke about

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♪ >> juan: it's turning into a 2020 brawl. bernie sanders and joe biden locked on a growing feud over who can defeat president trump. now sanders has taken a page right out of trump's playbook. he is attacking biden. >> joe biden has been on the floor of the senate, talking about the need to cut social security or medicare or medicaid. joe biden pushed a bankruptcy bill, which has caused numerous financial problems for working families. to get turnout you need energy and excitement and i just don't think that kind of record is going to bring forth the energy we need to defeat trump. >> juan: about less than 30 days to go before i awoke, and you can start to see now, among the democrats, they haven't been running the attacks, now the attacks start here the question

is with biden and bernie sanders of the top of the pack, are bernie's attacks powerful enough to bring down biden? >> sandra: does he have the branding power that donald trump had? a back to 2016, who did he brand low-energy? donald trump, jeb bush. a low-energy person, a low-energy kind of guy. bring back the clap moment, remember all of that? donald trump had that power to brand the candidates. we will see if he has the ability to do that. they are going to need energy, though. when it comes to senators that are running for president, and impeachment trial coming, and if it looks like the bill clinton trial, we are talking every day, six days a week, all afternoon. i mean, how is bernie sanders going to manage that? he can easily be open to this. >> juan: lawrence, let me take you through bernie's attacks. the number one attack was about foreign policy. he said that in fact biden had voted wrong on the gulf war.

he opposed it. then he voted for the iraq war. most democrats think that was a mistake, no weapons of mass destruction and the like. therefore, all these claims that he knows so much about foreign policy -- >> lawrence: yeah, he's a flip-flop. he's low-energy. this is a guy who has been in politics into his 20s. he's been in the senate since he's 30s. he is there he has a long track recordand he believes, that is the problem. the people that say they want to vote for him are just saying he is just the best guy. >> sandra: you're talking about biden? >> lawrence: yes, they say he is the best candidate to be trump. that is it. they have no policy he supported, they just think he is the most electable. and then you've got bernie sanders, who the democrats should have gotten rid of a long time ago because he is a socialist, and he has hijacked their party. he came back with supporters. he got aoc and the squad with him now and now that is the energy. so biden is going to be the nominee without a doubt.

but he's going to do a lot of damage because those energy people are not going to support him. >> juan: that is part of bernie's argument and the other part of it is if you look at something like nasa, he will say, wait a minute, joe biden voted for nafta. how was i going to play in michigan, wisconsin? >> sandra: but people like elizabeth warren saying she is going to vote for the u.s. and ca. but bernie sanders, they try to get rid of him in 2016 and they failed and he came back even stronger. when you look at the grassroots effort, the fund raising efforts that are almost double what joe biden is bringing in, that translates to people on the ground going to vote and that is why you see president obama with this rip and, the populist, nonestablishment, grassroots versus the establishment, which is joe biden, him saying, look, i'm not endorsing everybody but i want everybody know that there was a nominee we have to get

behind them, because you are absolutely right, the bernie sanders and elizabeth warren's actions are so far left there where they will not come out and vote for someone like joe biden and defeat donald trump your couple that with the problem of electability and it doesn't always work based on hillary clinton. >> juan: here is the thing, a lot of people, and what you often deride as the mainstrea mainstream -- >> greg: they make me sick. they are disgusting! >> juan: he's been sick. piling onto your joke, they also often discount bernie. we just heard lawrence. >> greg: i agree. >> juan: but bernie has the donors and he has the poll numbers. >> greg: you know what, you hit the right point. it's the media that believes they decide that is the way they decided hillary, right? cnn decided that bernie sanders wasn't going to be the candidate, so they screwed him. i think what they are trying to do now is they can't admit this could happen.

bernie deserves this, and he really does. and he's right about joe being low-energy. joe is like a pen that's almost out of ink, so when you're writing -- you know you have a pen is almost out of ink, you have to put it down a little bit, give it a little nap, bring it back? it's like a car that requires the push of all your neighbors up the street to get it started. >> juan: if you're right then biden will be the nominee. >> greg: i don't think so. >> katie: i think it's going to be the convention. >> greg: it's going to be the convention, that is when michelle comes in. >> katie: more hillary. >> greg: no, no, it's going to be michelle and mayor pete. >> juan: midsummer dream? no, midwinter dream for the convention. >> sandra: i don't want to dream about hillary. >> juan: the media, some are not happy about ricky gervais' after his takedown of hollywood at the golden globes. we are going to have fun with it, have fun with all those rich, fancy, famous people next on "the five."

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♪ >> comedian ricky to base being criticized after his takedown of hollywood elites. >> you say you are welcome, but the companies you work for, unbelievable. apple, amazon, disney. if isis started a streaming service, you would call your agent, wouldn't you customer if you do win an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech, right question right here in no position to lecture the public about anything. >> katie: he wins they are. some media outlets are panning the performance as offensive and others are saying nobody cares. one "vanity fair" writer accused the comedian of repeating a right wing talking point. ricky gervais', however, is hitting right back on twitter, saying, how the [bleep] can teasing huge corporations and the richest, most privileged people in the world to be considered right wing? does he have a point, greg? >> greg: number one, ricky gervais' isn't a right winger.

he is a strong, outspoken liberal. he doesn't like trump. the thing is, this isn't about right or left. this is about freedom of expression and what should be uniting conservatives and liberals of whatever stripe is the rift that is going on among liberals between free expression and those who want to silence people on campus and that is where breakage of base is coming from. if you read his twitter feed, he's expressing his own personal outrage over cancel culture and how people are constantly being attacked for things they are saying and it's very healthy that it comes from him, from somebody on the left. no liberal is going to listen to be because you're just going to say, fox news, that guy, he trashes everybody. and they are right. but when he comes out and he is upset, wreckage of base is upset because he is so confident in his liberal ideas that the refusal to listen to other ideaa is happening right now in

the regressive left, in, enrages him. it's a sign of weakness, so it's a hard left that is actually destroying liberalism, not trump-ism or conservatism. that is what is fueling his fire and why he is so disgusted and angry but do not mistake that for him becoming a conservative. he is liberal peer the only politics he is into and very strongly, is animal rights. this is a guy who spends a lot of time dealing with humane issues with animals but it's really about the rift between old-school liberals like juan and the social justice creep trying to silence people like juan. >> juan: i agree, i have been muzzled and to that point i would say yes. by the way, i didn't even know who ricky gervais' is. >> greg: how dare you? "the office." >> juan: around here he is a star because of what he did but the question is, one, do you

really think people didn't make a political speech he spoke? >> they did. >> juan: i don't think it had that impact. finally, here is someone voici voicing, disdain for what these rich people want to tell us. >> sandra: but the hollywood elites are criticizing him for right wing talking points and he said, what about going after large corporations and the wealthy hollywood actors -- >> juan: i agree. that is the point of what he did, to say this is a legitimate speech and it's free speech coming from the left, hats off. but to the contrary, the support for him is coming to the right, which sees him as out there on the left. >> lawrence: listening to the dave chapelles of the world, this is about the mob. people are so sick and tired of everything in their life being controlled by the past -- i have friends of mine, a majority of

my friends are liberal. they tell me they can't share a post they may agree with from fox news because they will get fired or they won't be invited to the next get together or something because that is how the mob works. this is a guy who was a liberal the just wants freedom of expression. >> sandra: he's freaking out at the mob but also the fact that what he said was true. calling them out on behavior that they lecture the rest of america about not doing while they engage in it. they are allowed to do whatever they want while the people they think are not good enough or not rich enough or aren't in the hollywood, liberal circles, they are not allowed to participate, but they have to be quelled and do what they think is right to do, with climate change, health care, or anything else like that in breakage o ricky gervais' is a liberal. there are people who are complaining about local leftists. he tweeted out, best reaction ever, means a lot, i had a blast

and saying [bleep]. >> greg: what did he say instead of [bleep] there? before i don't know. dollar stores, why one community wants to ban them.

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♪ >> sandra: nanny state progressives have set their sights on a brand-new target, dollar stores. cities cracking down and in some cases banning discount stores that millions of americans shop at. they blamed the stores for people poor diets. "communities like oklahoma city, birmingham, and georgia have passed restrictions on dollar stores, prompting numerous other communities to consider similar curbs. new laws and zoning regulations limit how many stores can open and some require those already in place to sell fresh fruit."

greg? >> greg: you know what this reminds me of? we are closer in age than any of these people, juan. strip clubs. stores that sell inexpensive food to low income families are now seen as a pollutant to society, like we are not having that a strip club but if you do you have to have the parking out back so we don't see everybody's car is because then we recognize everybody. ever notice that? strip clubs, the car parking lot is in the back so you can't see your husband -- i don't know why it started thinking about that but the problem here is over abundance. we have solved hunger and i know people say that people go to bed hungry but look at the statistics, people are eating. if you look at the street, you can tell. people are eating. if you walk down a cereal aisle, there is a different brand for every star in the sky pair that is the issue here, but making it harder for low income people to get their food, which is probably high in carbs, is not making the lives any easier. it smacks of elitism to think

that because you don't shop at the dollar store, they shouldn't shop at the dollar store because you can afford the kale at whole foods. they can't have macaroni and cheese at the dollar store appear to sorry, when you have kids and you're on a fixed income, the dollar store is the place you're going to go. he got to leave them alone and may be education at some point? before i've been shopping at the dollar store forever, so shouldn't they be encouraging the government, more competition and to have more grocery stores coming in next to the grocery store, rather than banning and rezoning, which only increases prices on everything? >> juan: they could do that or speak with their talking point, which is democrats want everything to be affordable, and the dollar treep on the dollar tree. it wasn't where we got food for them but we got everything else from the dollar tree. i think the democrats are actually stepping on their messes with this because a lot of people need that stuff and they can't afford to go to the other places to get it.

>> greg: especially when they are heavily taxed, like democrats. >> lawrence: exactly, but there was actually a study in the quarterly journal of economics and they did a survey of all the places that have grocery stores and the people ended up not even go into the grocery store. again, stepping on their own messes. and another thing, just because things are affordable, and we knew this when we shopped at the dollar tree, doesn't mean that it's quality. people know that. they are not looking for quality, they are looking for st something to get the job done where they are at, financially. >> sandra: one thing that the government doesn't ever want to talk about is the fact that the obesity crisis is their fault by extending sugar, the food pyramid, telling people to eat things they shouldn't for decades, the government has been responsible for making people overweight. >> greg: the pyramid was all i! just like the mood landing. >> sandra: that we have obese people and again, forcing the free market out on things people can actually afford because they

think they know better about what americans should be eating. >> juan: i'm taking this argument in but i do think ethanol, i don't know why i pump that into my car except for the government is subsidizing farmers. it's a similar thing with emphasis you're talking about with the food pyramid. but here is my feeling about this, is that there really are food deserts. yes, i've shopped at the food version of the dollar store is dollar general, and when you go in there, you know what, the cuts of meat, they are all fatty. you can't find fish, fresh vegetables. >> greg: i love that. >> juan: because it has an economic impact, to pick up on greg's point. if you had drug dealers in the neighborhood, it makes it more difficult for people to have retail stores. if you have a dollar store there, people are going to say, nobody's going to go to the -- >> lawrence: but it costs

more. >> juan: know, but what i'm saying is if everybody is saying, it's cheaper, i will fill up on this, they don't go to stores that in fact offer more nutrition, better quality food and that makes a difference in your life and your child's life. >> sandra: do you believe in the free market? >> greg: i ate better than him. >> sandra: you're talking about banning stores. >> juan: hold on a minute, i believe in the free market but the free market does have some negative consequences, like the strip store or talk about in your neighborhood. this has a bad impact on your neighborhood. >> greg: i can't say there is coming out of the dollar store, that is a hell of a dollar store. >> sandra: i think we have to acknowledge that there are a lot of people in this country who are out of touch with families who are living paycheck to paycheck, who go into the stores, and it is it a convenience for them if they know how much they can spend. >> juan: but it's going to be

more of the potato chips, high sugar, high salt -- >> sandra: and you know better how they should eat? >> juan: no, but no giant cokes or anything like that, i don't think that is the right approach. >> sandra: they're making these decisions because the dollar stores are undercutting other retailers. >> juan: that is what i'm saying to you, it undercuts the possibility of a better quality store because people didn't go there because the dollar store -- by the way, the second thing is if you have those stores there and people are buying those products come of tt product goes bad. it's perishable, which means that -- >> greg: it's like cinnamon, nobody eats it so it ends up at the dollar store. >> sandra: what i will say about the economics of these stores, there's a lot of research on them. do your research because sometimes the dollar store, even though it is $1, it's a smaller quality and it may be cheaper at another store. i'm not saying it's the best

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♪ >> lawrence: welcome back,

time for the fastest seven. all right, first off, robots are supposed to make life easier, but we can't figure out if this is cool or creepy. take a look at the same some tiny new personal assistant named bali. >> bali controls your home. keeps you safe. he is a fitness assistant. a new friend to your kids and pets, and a camera that records and stores special moments. >> lawrence: why do we need this? >> greg: i can't wait. >> lawrence: it's kind of weird, right? >> greg: it's like the beginning of a great horror film. by think about how technology changes the present and the past. imagine 2100 when your great grandkids look at pictures of our time and go, wait, humans carried your luggage? that is disgusting. humans actually drove you to the airport? you had drivers, how dare you?

because right now, technology is going to do all of these things and we are going to look really bad. >> lawrence: but katie, it looks like -- >> greg: we are! >> lawrence: why do we need this robot? it last time i talked about robots on the show i got in big trouble. i'm not going to say what i said. >> greg: throw a glass of water on them? >> katie: i said throw them away. get rid of them, they are bad. >> greg: that is robotics. when they become conscious, you're going to be seen as a bigot and they're going to come for you. >> katie: i don't care about their feelings. i have a shotgun. [laughter] >> juan: can i leave? >> lawrence: what do you think about this? >> juan: i think the next step actually is implanted. they got this thing rolling around your house, crawling and taking your picture. i think that is crazy but guess what, i think it is going to be a required accessory for the upper class very shortly.

>> greg: and it's going to get cheaper, everyone will have it. >> lawrence: a woman ended up in jail over mcdonald's dipping sauces when employees tried to charge her for extra sauce. she threatened them by "any means necessary." >> katie: she wanted that sauce. i have a similar thing with with abhi at sushi restaurants. the more the better for me. when i asked for extra, so, by any means necessary. >> greg: finally, it is a florida woman. i'm so tired of the florida man. it's always the florida man who is doing things. we are running out of analogies here. >> juan: but they charge you for the sauces. chick-fil-a gives you the sauce. >> katie: just to charge me the full amount, don't charge me the extra come up with the cost of the sauce in the menu. you know? i don't want to pay extra. >> lawrence: sometimes you have the chicken in the sauce, i don't think you should be judged for it. >> greg: sometimes you don't even use the chicken.

>> juan: i'm loving it at mcdonald's! [laughter] i just don't understand why anybody gets so excited about it. i don't think they charge you more for the wa wasabi, but youe going to threaten the malcolm x style? >> lawrence: she should not have threatened them. very good. finally, a movie so bad you have to get high to get through it. "the washington post" talked to people who took mind altering drugs before going to see "cats." some say they loved the experience but one review called it the most terrifying experience of my life. >> katie: is that the movie on the drugs or not? because the movie got horrible ratings. >> lawrence: i thought it was terrible. i didn't get to see it but i saw some of the previous. >> sandra: you are judging the movie by its cover? >> greg: it's weird, it

immediately turns it, i take drugs when i watch "love actually." >> juan: because you hate that movie. >> greg: i do. >> katie: i don't ever take drugs lightly. >> greg: you mean you are a moderate user? >> lawrence: should we keep broadway on broadway and out in the theaters? that's just me. >> katie: i agree. i saw "limles mis" in the theat. broadway is great but it doesn't translate well. >> juan: the company gave her the free ticket to my wife and she said she couldn't take it. if i was there i would've walked out. >> greg: you just got her in trouble. the company is not giving her anything. >> juan: but if you went to go see "joker," one of the most

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he seems like he's confused what he's doing okay -- why don't we go to the second roomba? this is a hideous opossum. he looks like a demon, he looks like a vampire, but they are cute when they are babies. they are not? finally this is my favorite, let's go to this sucker, he's got the right look. he's doing a centerfold for a vintage playboy, it looks like he's steering at which i find especially -- okay. he is relaxed. >> katie: bull dog. you can't pick favorites. i'll go with number one. >> lawrence: the dog. >> sandra: the poor opossum. >> greg: i've got to go with the bulldog. >> juan: there are super bowl wins, nba finals wins,

world series wins and then there's matt driscoll's win, watch as he crosses the finish line after winning a three and a half year fight with leukemia. he has been undergoing chemotherapy for years during which his weight fell almost 60 pounds leaving him weighing less than 100 pounds. the former athlete stayed in touch with friends and family including his high school football team, the players were pumped up to hear their former teammate, he wants to get back to playing football and basketball. congratulations for all of us here at fox for winning the fight of your life, he is cancer free. [applause] >> sandra: you know you go to check out that cvs and the receipts, someone on at sea has gotten very creative and there are sellers who are capitalizing on it, they are making scarves that look like they are a customizable option, they can

print anything they want onto that scarf. those receipts would be reduced in size, they were going to cut them down by 25%. they are still long, it goes down the line because everyone is waiting for these receipts to print. they are having fun with it, you can buy a scarf that looks like one. >> greg: i don't even buy toilet paper, i just get the receipt. >> katie: it's my turn. an alarmed neighborhood this happening and called the police, take a look. [screaming] you can hear someone say "let me out, help" thinking a woman was screaming and a house and being called captive, a neighbor called but it turned out to be a parent. the owner was working in his

driveway and he said the bird rambo said to the officers. they don't have it -- he said that rambo yelled let me out because he taught him that as a kid because the bird is 40 years old. good job. >> did they check on the parrot? >> just the parrot, don't go in the basement. >> lawrence: you've heard people seeing the virgin mary on a piece of toast but what about on a chicken nugget? a florida woman on a local grocery store is selling it online for $5,000. she said it looks better in person and any proceeds to the sale will be donated. $5,000?

>> gre did 1500 tops. speaking of manatee, set your dvrs, "special report" up nex next, brett is a man. >> bret: ..a-tee. the president is insisting at last week's air strike against a top military leader is u.s. retaliation for a deadly attack and it saves lives, he also says the u.s. is ready for retribution from iran and will respond if it happens. if the islamic republic is saying it's working on plans that would be a historic nightmare for the u.s. meanwhile a hometown funeral for general qasem soleimani turned deadly with a stampede killing thousands of people. we have coverage tonight, for the latest on t