>> to have to spend and special-teams. written with the type is about. >> somebody at grandma a chair. [applause]. >> welcome to another episode of apocalypse never. [laughter]. will here at this moment is very dangerous moment, because of doldrums impulses. >> we are at the early stages of the hot work.

it is a monumental moment. >> this is absolutely insane. it is going to gross in that region in a way that we absolutely why not afford. >> war and around his medicine is strategically and morally a disaster. >> that would have widened and exploded middle east into a war that like we have nursing printed >> that strike has predictably within! , kicked the hornets nest in the middle east. one convulsion of chocolates. you will so ready for armageddon. because then it would all be in top. i seen that much wishful thinking since michael moore tried a leather pants. [laughter]. but as usual, the end to the rain check. bummer. they just insulted from beth and his follow-up sandra brady and chris cuomo, just start all of his mate remitting botox in his face. but did that top stop the stupid hello.

in an effort to maintain the antitrust narrative, one compared to loan money to lady guy. >> princes by and it. >> would prince onset diana died. there was a huge outpouring. elvis presley two. it turns out that his beloved. an near indian people. the people get depiction of them. it's an coming up. there is no american emotion in this. but no motion of genocide. >> oh my god. let a guy, elvis. i think this is been smelling to me parts. back in the one is you better not go that went out because you become aware. gastronomic of the only thing a great letters become local paper, >> would problem. [laughter]. so here is that there is going to blow your mind. twice would trump uses any of course, his scope mets. even the new york times,

military of course, since jamie carter why. the media conspiracy amplifies because it is so fair. so what happens, have to it for all it's worth. i get it. i did the same thing was here, would i get a little drunk. [laughter]. make a huge deal out of it. in the never get the chance again. [laughter]. so maybe it will take any chance to cult probably fascist. you can read be praying passenger plane in the media the blame, trump. iran's not even blaming him. but she is. >> what is projected is true, this is yet another example of the collateral damage from the actions that have been taken and provocative way by the president of the united states.

>> a nudge in it is like this after pearl harbor. now maybe if you didn't have all of the shiny boats out there, which are used for war, this wouldn't have happened. it's fun watching tom of course democrats to defend stuff no actual human would defend. here's the viewpoint white racist a love that. [laughter]. ma start thanks. here we are applauding might make it. these now they posted trump. >> some good news, anything items. member richard spencer, the white nationalist group that was marching in charlottesville in new orleans for trump rated not anymore. he tweeted this time. brody and money for donald trump in 2016 print. [applause]. >> they are up a book is the

premise does. it only a tiny thing joy notice was a rain. [laughter]. i can't wait to see the music along tribute and free. a weenie. [laughter]. then slid choosing polyp takes over mineralogy. from wincing in epstein and clinton and every pig gets a tag. and now some new murderous generals. missiles inches space, somewhere between an american base and equipment. and then they can a number. and they called it to the killing of the top general. a nudge in that, it's like the deliberately whipped and try to around the bases like they will fund. so if you are so monies, yet be passed. that is enough. it is a weird message from arend. he got rid of the guy was a pain in the neck to pretty granted putting out your car got stolen mz keeps keynote carla. i'm trying do you get rid of it

for years we parked it in the back in with keys in the ignition, that was all money. [laughter]. sorry media, a sneak thinker. war was in operation digit, it was more like operation desert crash. the press conference lasted longer. i wouldn't, should the american people be extremely grateful and happy but no americans are harmed. >> the american people, should be extremely grateful and happy. no americans will harmed. most nights attack by the radiant regime. >> is he good outcome. courses produce, didn't give them a heads up. didn't have time to call it messy. not operating with a full deck. . [screaming]. we didn't have time to call it nipsey. not partnering with a false back.

[laughter]. [laughter]. >> that would you tell ship really is he big liquor. speak. >> ship is he big liquor. say how you doing. listen we have the world news number one terrorist. we got them lined up at them. there will open select. you little pencil neck. >> no one wants work. what we saw the we are stuck in a prison of two ideas. wednesday to do nothing in between his presence is the turf the tramp never use of open between nothing and everything. trump shows, decisive action to solve the problems. not bad, but then again he always said he be more

presidential. >> i will i would say that i can be more presidential than any other candidate. maybe abraham lincoln. [laughter]. [laughter]. oh my. [laughter]. [applause]. >> let's welcome tonight news guest, he's is an american is the presidents' day metro celebrated. [applause]. news in the fbi news least wanted list. her left is contagious was there was a cop. and they got a hernia. here we come. [applause]. pete, what you think this week. pulling out.

do things done, over. we think. >> of course has brought done. because of onset done. their entire regime is premised on explorers terrace. they're not a grid of the can't live that went out it. >> i was in favor of honestly, a much stronger strong news strikes. they are going to pretty can't live in a world where they have a good bombs. no time to take the next step. >> really. >> good for him, i trust and support him because it's the same reason white you supported and trusted ronald reagan. you know is core and what he believes. and he has the defense of the american people) you would never believe that a barack obama or jamie carter. in this case, you know trump at the end of the day is going have a retrospect. this the right, do it. and rhinos. you take one more drop american we'll have, you've done. [applause].

[applause]. against will renew, but who knew the democrats hated america this much. the people to kill, it would-be like, control and and yet, this has brought good enough. >> joe, i love watching trump defending where stuff. and upon like richard spencer. the white supremacist. who would've thought that. >> i would like to think the ladies of the view because every coming to the show, and terrified that is going to say something stupid about politics. there are quite scum. they do something stupid everyday. [applause]. of the part with ago, that is really good and they stopped and said interesting. they were on board. maybe will be guest on the view.

intimacy. great. we will move on then. what is your analysis cat analysis. >> i was seven. last week, i was one person the catcher said that i did have some concerns about this whole thing. it seems like everything is just fine. [laughter]. i'm happy about that. so the interesting thing is a lot of people on the left, the think they can say that. they're disappointed that it didn't go well. on the one hand i get it, would someone hurts you, provide come, you don't want them to accomplish things and be happy. whenever i hear that my ex-boyfriend is comedy show, i want him to do terribly. [laughter]. but if i knew in him do terribly, but that there would-be like this huge war though these innocent people being pulled up, like i would think about it. but ultimately i would decide

like now, what everybody to live. i wanted to do well. but they were all of us like disappointed. they wanted to just be like a hot see i told you. but they don't realize that it would even be able to have that moment of gloating because they would-be blown up. [laughter]. >> that's true. [applause]. >> i would just like to say in defense of the field, i don't think she cleared that conversation with whoopi goldberg before she dropped it. [laughter]. because if you watch the body language, will be was like but, do hated that much. >> president trump lost support the white supremacist, that actually whereby, pleases me. [laughter]. means he's done something nonracist. for the are like the help with this, how is that. how is that a good.

they sided with racist. >> somebody on their would've said it would have been ms. became safe, isn't that a good thing. we'll be right back on the commercial she would-be there. [laughter]. is that the rightists racist thing. >> that is the mic. it is literally, america, the world is so afraid of her crazy president, then he will kill your general and get back, he he will blow up the parking lot but not the one that is marked off. come back just the shopping ours and nobody was can bring back anyway. that's what iran is. [applause]. >> with that loophole great step ahead. will going to tell you about the candidates. joe biden. we'll be right back.

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>> and now presenting the 2020 day. the new hampshire primary process is getting tired. [laughter]. i dream know if they have rectum. [laughter]. and that these numbers, percent, abundant 19 percent, and the britney 19.

and another 60 per. [laughter]. just getting. would the 15. [laughter]. and primary is he month away. benjamin, joe parade and now, joe biden on friendship. a true friend, is he guy who will cheat tissue hundred see in the dark. this mode in the parking lot of long john silvers. but that does am going to win the spelling bee. third letter of the alphabet be. three company, that was where joe. [laughter]. text joe, to see c-3po. [laughter]. the beep beep. [laughter]. [applause]. so, britney is emerging. i read that in an article called britney emerges is it going for

divided. you could make for some interesting stuff during the debate on tuesday which would-be a first. because those debates are as much funds member the stray debates ashley got high ratings. >> two rover the space race. actually get aches. watching, i should watch, i'm supposed to watch it is quit my job trying much the competition. it is like, watching death. [laughter]. >> so what you think. the debates are boring. >> those debates outpouring events that those things for two or three hours you've got to be committed to the country to do this pretty. >> labels another one print taken from your. >> as commander in chief, if you are handed a piece of intelligence document to stop imminent attacks on americans but you have to use or size,

would you pull the trigger. >> we did, and the son among modern printed. >> can you tell president obama, to do that. >> i didn't printed. >> i thought you said you did. >> is that i had to make a decision what is your opinion, my suggestion is don't go. we have to do two more things to see if he is there. >> i knew it. seems like two different things. explain yourself joe. >> and now, joe biden on jar of mercury. hours of fun. but would the dress start barking, near that's all the time. affect your cell phone, why are of the batteries, and exports. those who joke. this reality.

the time. [applause]. what if was born she said she's not worried. she's taken a lot of selfies. i minute 29 states and puerto rico and i'm closing in on 200 tunnels and we very shot past hundred thousand selfies. >> well. it hundred thousand a selfies, that's what i'm looking for in a president. i like a candidate who takes time out for dance lessons. ♪ ♪ >> welt note dance lessons there, is it too bad liz. we think joe pretty. >> and now, joe biden, on time travel. >> the can, you flight at corvette directly to the

syndicate it up into 1983. everyone knows that. i'm serious. i get a speeding ticket from a minotaur. as half man and have full. chicago bulls. michael jordan, 23, 23 and me. [laughter]. with that of the crime scene. the project printed law and order. [applause]. [applause]. >> joe, what you thoughts on the race for candidates. >> i don't know if. and by phone. and there are 13 candidates. i don't know who still answered the phones. i can barely to keep track in kids' right now. the loan having someone listen to someone who call but i will tell you what, joe biden has a. in the meeting he says that in think obama should go with the bin laden. until they had more intelligence but then he told obama

privately, go with you got. and so would joe biden is just a tough question, he would tell you to do you think you should do about the question he just asked. [laughter]. >> that is a leader. [laughter]. us on another week. >> was pretty clear. last week that i told them to around with the. because they would have like 87 percent rhino in the full. they were just afforded the monster really old people. [laughter]. you know, really get it would president steals my jokes. i guess answered that leap either. i hate that. you know it's bad would it dropping, i have selfies is like would you are arguing with them

in the street about like who hit his car and they say what a family sinew. if you don't get votes, sorry you are not going to represent democrats. but 200,000 selfies. [laughter]. if you are in. [laughter]. i mean, that's where you are at. i have selfies. we'll have selfies printed >> exactly. i don't have been have any selfies you have many printed. >> i don't know. be anything. >> those my question guys. biden, i thought that was really interesting because that wasn't the only time within the past week and is kind changed his story on some things. this wiki also said that and appreciate what he didn't agree with what george w. bush was going with the iraq the beginning. it's not the first time he said that. he said he was against iraq war from the beginning. and walk that back because he is poor. [laughter].

deck about very openly in support for it but this time around, he didn't like he did last time. he used vague language. he said they didn't know what they were doing. i know that we all say, crazy little joe parade but that's like freaking cup. technically we like touch my leg cares that and corn pop this but at the same time, he is going like manipulating to deceive letters like a true politician. >> is he crafty old devil. as andy. unit is remind me of the rules worst egg base a spoon. he just watching the knees and hips scrapping cracking. >> asked the commander-in-chief test.

specific by we'll have through and they're supposed to step up and show what they would do and instead, you really a nudge in having them tearing down, seriously. doesn't even pass selfies. >> i think it probably take hundred thousand selfies yourself pretty. >> another was an insult. [laughter]. >> even cat, she was losing the argument, whenever say, will i have a hundred thousand selfies. >> our makeup, and he takes a piece. i posted a picture last week just hanging out to make it. i was inundated with people telling me to feel better now wasn't sick. [laughter]. >> i don't understand. i'm young. .

[screaming]. i don't get it because i'm is it too young i'm is it too young. >> if you take hundred thousand selfies, that's if you are running for mayor. if you are running for president the other guy, is ahead. and joe biden, is wondering and whispering somber. [laughter]. asking his consultant. >> he would do much better a magic shell. just take it with me asked it is. [screaming]. step after this. [applause].

and now back to the great show. >> >> you now have a claim. in the fame. they settled the $250 million defamation lawsuit with coveted catholic high school student nick's admin. [applause]. the social media was hunting and native american men. your member that. michelle netiquette surface that shared otherwise. seven filed suit against not descendent but also in receipt in the washington post. i wonder why. >> some students arresting an older native american man, a venom that in the midst of a special ceremony. he doesn't like that young man to me, is something the native american. >> confrontation and chargers of the kid, doesn't seem to be

afraid, but he did make a choice and that was to make it into a standoff. and that was not a good choice. >> now i get it. simmons a lawsuit claimed that 53 statements and seen as coverage will defamatory but we still don't know the actual payout which stinks. haven't been this disappointed québec is key. [laughter]. hello, i hope the social media mom, if you trash this dudes reputation be prepared to pay. and whatever the amount is, perhaps you like my new mature, it's a locking bicycle. [laughter]. >> that is amazing. okay cat, none of us are perfect on social media. i actually jump than this but it tonight media to retract my son's whole story. but this is the problem with social media. this could be the solution to social media at marbury.

look. >> i know what this kid went through was probably really difficult. but at the same time, he got cleared and i was getting some of that sweet cash. i don't want to say that i am jealous because that sounds bad. but like i am. [laughter]. like vm you guys watch and call up like stated, washington new york times, maybe it's like cat, arrested for indecent exposure to golden corral. like something like that. [laughter]. don't do that. [laughter]. >> is quick to close to the bishop. >> changing the subject. [laughter]. the it is wonderful that groups seen in individuals who make blind statements that went out the actual facts. i think that's great that

before. as much is seen and would like, actually got a little bit of son don't shine not because usually would someone is defamed, and it turns out that the was live bs. you don't hear about it. it literally like) the very back in the newspaper. another news, he was cleared. select sorry, and i'm staying. this made front page. so hopefully, to your., start noticing who people or individuals or groups of men out of the way to try to around someone make that, it's about someone could be held responsible. i think that's great. [applause]. >> because of the new technology and social media is low barrier for entry in this cultural work world. so understand evil jumping on and doing the suffered they think they have no consequences. this could totally change every thing. people kill themselves would

their careers are brent. >> and i think this the kind of fight back his new era in president trump is inspired. >> back to trump. >> honestly pretty. >> i didn't think you are a tough guy. >> i see it in my own live. would conservatives republicans, will that's just the way it is per the media is just that way. facts actually that went out fighting back insight will not going to take this print is the part that is stolen. the white male catholic kid in a make hat, and pro-life really. in washington dc who is supposedly yelling racial insults. in actuality, is he native american did not met it was to structure disciplinary reasons who actually approach them and created a confrontation. the storm was perfect but all of the facts wrong, of course a jump on it. rather than taking it, and the advice of people suggest one or white, he back. i think a lot of us finally got

it that that's what you have to do. [applause]. >> the only downside is that i can't ruin you. which i plan on doing later tonight. [laughter]. >> all take this guy down. [laughter]. lot of jealous husbands out there. [applause]. [laughter]. >> they teach you in journalism school that your mother want you to check out, if someone tweets that your mother loves you, report it immediately. there is no compelling reasons that had to be a russian story. that went out really did not or find out the facts. and once i did find at the facts, it was the schism work shouting racial incidents, it was a group of men which is confusing every time i say that, what they found out that they were the ones that work shouting racial insults, they didn't try to ruin their lives because i didn't printed their finishing pretty >> those guys are scary. thank you suit be in time square these to show me. they're nuts. i do love the fact that is being

sued because he loves to tweeted forever and the do you get done yesterday. >> i never fell for it. >> had the flu would it came out pretty. >> good for you. send and more drinking a bottle of rose. as of these kids are misbehaving and then quickly i can't stress that enough. lawyers. we gotta sell more stuff. we'll be right back. if you have medicare, listen up.

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it too. i had to sit in the audience behind people i couldn't see past. this time. [laughter]. in the sky. [laughter]. and the sky. [laughter]. but should the theater put policy and how people where the harebrained, that should be left up to the parents. [background sounds] [background sounds]. >> i know right i probably wouldn't be is that video. we didn't use the rest of the video. [laughter]. all right, say it with the money here. you are the person who we confront. did you ever think about the people behind you.

>> nope printed >> you have to, it's about day for them. [laughter]. exceeds meats, and and no you don't have any popcorn you not insane. listen, this is just one of the things that if you are short, any new or else was sure before he went into the movie, usually pick your see in the movie theaters now. so would the borough where you are supposed to be. don't set the back. >> your neck. >> so i should that person have to change the way they live or their lifestyle, so some short person can see a movie you know what, she's actually doing you a favor. he saw frozen to, brittle. [laughter]. like literally, it was a bad the my daughters will try to catch up a number of the songs are memorable so they had to make up their own worst printed antennas something pretty ago had. this terrible. [laughter]. no car ride home, you many go to that. guess what, you are watching football tomorrow all day. [laughter]. >> in ocala, he suffers from privilege.

>> i understand this whole situation. i did some research. in this woman, so much that she is like, she's good looking, she is actually maybe one of the best looking human beings have ever seen in my live. all right. so if you think she is overacting, you need to understand this to the lived live of suffers a person looking like that. she lives it a superhot person. i understand joe. so she is used to,. [laughter]. [applause]. . [screaming]. would like me to open about ten. >> >> this is my show. >> there you go. >> so many that good-looking, is used to everyone just like stopping what they're doing would they see her. they would telepathically know she was given to her. so it's just not that her president to you with the compromise in a row view of live is cover mice.

citizens been wearing not know how pretty i am. [laughter]. been wearing bleep,. >> truly good. well done. >> did little bit of research two. i don't think she's being fully accurate in her portrayal. she says she took the picture at chest loophole. justin macek, so we see the movie. >> that is true. >> where i go you move it up. a movie head sideways. you are okay and also i'm told, they grow able to sit a little differently with the feet underneath like this, and they can just modify your posture a little bit. >> why are you looking directly at me. >> is you the only female pretty. >> to i said my feet. >> joe why are we still going to movies anyway. >> sometimes you don't wait for it do you get on the streaming services. the story resonates for me because i hate other people but. [laughter]. i would've been mad would she

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>> with climate and blocks, he texts, after walking plans to wear the same texting up to every in the 2020 or season, just help the environment. pretty phoenix lifelong begin partnered with fashion designer on an outfit, to last year. who is most pretty normally, so usually for actors to change and after multiple fittings, the cost can out-of-print don't i know it. that's for me. but it will reduce the waste. trying on the word seasons of it. >> you like it. >> you look pretty. [laughter]. credit. >> all that left ruined. >> cat this is sexist.

>> look i just want everyone to understand the watching phoenix do not do this for the environment. he did it for the bag. okay we see this all of the time for it all of rituals that go to africa to help, really post pictures on this rams think is, hey charlotte, you know what his name is actually she just cashless or inspiring photo. she will think she's wonderful and caring wife material. not staying i had is it too much of the frat house. like people, because he never thinks of kitchen on thanksgiving hold it illegal. we do see that, yet remember, that they were posing for the photo did you get it. did you get it printed and they haven't eaten for two weeks is standing there waiting. the great work jessica. [laughter]. ouch. that was directed at jessica. [applause]. >> that was begging for different reason. he's using one tuxedo, about his

own tuxedo. well. because every tuxedo i've ever worn, is been formed by hundreds of other people. [laughter]. and take the bulk of this most out of touch environmental as i've ever heard. [laughter]. [applause]. [applause]. >> guys, >> this is would, you know what the joker, and like it's kind of messed up right now. this is what happens would people and conflict management people i am going to wear one tuxedo with every award show i go to. to help the environment. didn't need to tell us that. i'm pretty sure held within two black suits with a black bowtie like you could directly that pretty not really doing is he favor.

>> would it comes off the chef someplace new, so you scrub it in the river of caring. and he about but all of the fish you kill with us all. so no matter what you do you not helping the environment enabling money to saul, watches from the screen but don't ask us any questions. never. suspect, who knows what will come out of his mouth. [laughter]. action. will, you punk but didn't wear a suit. [laughter]. >> s&p. something like three of them. [laughter].

don't overthink it. >> considering that there is some guy chilly out in iraq syria wearing the same suit. [applause]. this just an excuse not to go shopping. i'm not deaf, disposable taxes just like tempers. you can do anything you want in them and then just peel them off and around them away. tuxedo diapers. the rich babies. most of ahead. i think.

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