the dow was up 35 points. we were at 29,000 for the third time in the last four trading days, so we are expected to get there. much better-than-expected earnings on the banking front. things look good. we will see you tomorrow. here's "the five." ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone, i am dana perino, juan williams, greg gutfeld, jesse watters. it's 5:00 in new york city, this is "the five." impeachment drama kicking into high gear on capitol hill. senate majority leader mitch mcconnell says the trial against president trump will start next tuesday. market on your calendars. speaker nancy pelosi is expected to end her showdown with the house tomorrow to transmit articles over to the senate. the democrats are trying to dictate the terms of the trial and pressure senator mcconnell. >> if you want the truth, you have to have witnesses, you have

to have documents. speak of the senate should conduct a fair trial. a fair trial involves witnesses and documents. what is the president hiding from the american people? >> when you have witnesses and you have documents, you have a full and fair trial. when you don't, you have a cover up. >> dana: republicans think democrats should be careful what they wish for. >> it harms every senator running for president with iowa being february 3rd and benefits joe biden. joe biden should actually make a pledge not to campaign on impeachment. >> if the prosecution gets to call a witness, the defense should as well. if the prosecution gets to call john bolton, the president should be able to call hunter biden. >> dana: i was trying to think of a metaphor and i couldn't think of one, maybe you can. permission to make an analogy granted to you right now. what is it like when you've had a month away from talking about impeachment and now you have to gear back up for next tuesday

and remember all those names and all of those things? i just don't know if people are going to want to do that. >> jesse: it is like being on injured reserve and then you have to go out and play the game and you just have to remember the playbook. >> dana: that is a very good analogy, that was excellent. >> jesse: thank you, that was a sports analogy. >> dana: does it ever work out for the injured player? >> jesse: just look at lsu, tight end, he had a huge game and he was hurt all year. >> juan: what about lou gehrig's customer asked b1 what about lou garrett >> dana: i do think it's time to hear back up to talk about impeachment again? >> jesse: it is, but i'm ready for that, and now we know the nancy pelosi held the article. she wanted to squeeze successions out of mitch mcconnell. she wanted to make sure the democrats could participate in the debate tonight on cnn. i will be watching "hannity," though. thirdly, she wants to handcuff bernie and liz warren in the swamp while her favorite

candidate, joe biden, gets to roam free and close by himself in iowa. all of those reasons are purely partisan, political reasons. they have nothing to do with fulfilling her duty to carry out her constitutional duty of check and balance the president of the united states. but we knew that. if i were a republican in the senate i would say no witnesses. the house had its chance, that is not our job to do witnesses. plus it was a radically unfair deal in the house. we are not going to get that fairness from us. and if you want to roll the dice on witnesses, i think there is more of a risk for democrats and then there are republicans because you know they're going to acquit the president. but what you don't know is what's going to come out of the testimony under oath from, i don't know, where is hunter? or how about the whistle-blower? or shifty schiff. or to loop up. anything could come out of that which could bury biden's

campaign from the get-go. and i don't think the bolton testimony hurts the president at all. >> dana: i imagine you don't see it that way. >> juan: first of all, if i was a senator -- jesse has the advantage with the skinny tie. i have a fat guy. the advantages they will be giving the articles tomorrow and two, the selection is the selection of mw what will be done with how the clinton impeachment, about a six day process. i think were looking at about two weeks. i will say that i don't think you can any longer underestimate nancy pelosi. yes there were stories, including stories about democrats relighting the transmission of the articles but i think what you said is right. clearly there's a tremendous focus on the republicans on admitting witnesses and documents and having a full

trial. there is not going to be any speedy acquittal, which is initially what the white house and senator mitch mcconnell, the senate majority leader, were thinking about. i with a hunter biden, he will never be a witness because the moderate republicans, who are trying to assert themselves because of nancy pelosi, they say, sure, bring in witnesses. >> jesse: it's where is hunter biden. speak to someone at msnbc was being a little critical - -- >> greg: how dare they, dana? my word. >> this is one of the reason trump wants you to watch cnn instead of msnbc because he knows on msnbc there will be no one defending him because we don't bring on liars. cnn has people on their payroll to tell their lives to the cnn audience in the middle of a cnn hour for some number of minutes. >> dana: a little cnn-msnbc argumentation. >> greg: if you're going to

put on a play you have to pick your own performers. how dare you bring on anyone who might disagree? viewers need to be where the media will turn up the flame on the rhetoric because of the problem you stated before, that there has been this lapse in time like summer vacation. you've got to get the kids back in school so they will try to make this hiccup into a heart attack with their rhetoric. what i resent -- and i'm going to betray my own weakness here. i resent that the democrats in the media are playing the tune and making us dance. we have to dance to this tune. this is not a story appeared in the media is like a drunken cowboy firing six shooters at our feet saying dance, dance! so we have to dance and pretend that this is real. we know this is an emotional exercise to score points against trump. we know that's all it is. the dems -- i get it, the person giving the advice to the democrats, they're basically going through a wedding even though all signs point to divorce. we know how this is going to

end. trump is going to maintain his presidency and he is going to redefine impeachment as a badge of honor. and i'm trying to tell the democrats, this is going to hurt you and they don't listen. why don't they listen? i will tell you why, sunk costs, the investment in something that you don't get back. in a relationship, you stay with a bad relationship because of a song cost. you stay at a job forever because of a sunk cost. that is what impeachment is to them, and emotional investment that they are seeing is a real investment, so they can't abandon all that work. when they should just step back and go, you know what, we won, we poked daddy in the eye with impeachment, we can move on. they're going to chase it down, hurt them and be like trump. >> emily: here are my two analogies for this. first is exactly what you are saying, this is the jesse smallf politics paid the democrats can never go back on their work, they have to see it through.

that is what they are doing, they are so far down -- >> greg: they are smollett ing. >> emily: yes. unlike the impeachment trial, everyone cares about the football game. we want that guy to come and play, everyone wants to know what is happening. with this, now, we don't, this is like when you go all geared up to go skiing and you have on your layers and you almost get to the chairlift and then you have to go to the bathroom and you have to go all the way back to the bathroom. no one cares, no one is going to remember this and by the way, this is the senate's opportunity to show a measured, impartial response that the house theatrics were anything but. if the impeachment managers, are the media horrors they continue to be, they're going to use that rhetoric but hopefully the

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♪ >> greg: bernie sanders campaign manager is denying liz warren's claim that bernie said a woman couldn't win a presidenn he blamed trump. >> this is a story that was obviously put out by own name to

folks he was invited to senator warren's house, she told him she was running for president. anyone saying a woman couldn't win, it makes no sense. hillary clinton won 300 million more votes than donald trump. clearly bernie sanders did not say a woman could not win. it was a discussion by trump, misogyny, sexism and politics and the difficulty of running in the era of trump for women, the special challenges women face in the era of trump. those conversations can sometimes get misconstrued. >> greg: the three steps of identity politics, the hokey pokey of the left. first focus on skin color or gender beard second, always use the worst interpretation of a person's intent. if someone says they don't eat brown m&ms they must be racist. misconstrue and deny good faith. third, find common ground by blaming trump because you know he is a evil despite doing more for minorities than the clowns running against him like bernie sanders. it is hard not to love this,

watch the crocodile that is identity politics eat the party that fed it for years, each and now buys for the most oppressed. but since they already smeared half the country the only people left to destroy our themselves. it's not a fight between left and right but libs who now see there is no escape from their mindless, angry peers. look at cory booker. stanford grad, yale law, pro-school choice in the city were democrats demolished public education, but even in his exit he made it about identity. they didn't lose cory booker. they lost the black guy appeared at some point, the dems must realize america is about unity, not difference. trump got that. the only way to beat him as for his opponents to do the same thing, which means four more years of trump. let's do a little quiz -- >> juan: wait a minute, four more years of trump? can i leave now? >> greg: don't move to new zealand, we love you. if this is a he said, she said,

or they said, let's say they said just so they won't get mad. who is more trustworthy? bernie sanders or liz, who lied about being cherokee, try to cover up with a dna test which claims she was fired by being pregnant, lied about helping companies escape liabilities. sanders is not a liar. she lied. she cannot be the nominee because how could she play the character role with a trump question marco after character. she is a scheming, lying liar. >> juan: mr. trump -- >> greg: no, that was mr. sanders. she's lying! >> juan: it's not nice to bring it up but bernie has had some trouble, claims of how women were treated in his own campaign that you've got to answer for so i don't know. but i do think when you look at these two, i would say that you could see both sides being absolutely true. that he was saying to her trump

is a bully, sexist, it's got to be hard for a woman to beat him, and look at what happened with hillary last time. or you could have her saying, what i'm hearing you tell me, mr. sanders, is that a woman can't beat donald trump. if that is the case -- and by the way, that is a huge conversation right now. i mean, there's only two women on the debate stage tonight. warren and amy klobuchar. >> greg: much more qualified, without question. >> juan: but i think when you stop and think about it, the conversation goes well, who can beat donald trump if you are a democrat? would you trust a man, would you trust is made on? would you trust a black person? cory booker? >> greg: obama was president twice president twice. >> juan: but these guys aren't apparently in the same category. running against donald trump, you are looking at winning back white males in swing states.

how do you appeal to them customer who appeals to them? lots of democrats, some might say out of fear rather than hopefulness, are concerned that anybody but a white male is going to have a more difficult time. >> jesse: i can't believe i'm agreeing with everything he just said. she had to announce, and out of respect for sanders, they had to have a meeting and she has to say, bernie, i'm running, because he won mega of votes last time. it's the right thing to do. he maybe was a little offended. she is in his lay in little bit. this was his turn, and they start talking xs and os. didn't have a great success running hillary against trump last time. trump may match up better against a woman for a certain reason, we don't know what it is. talking shop, talking politics, and she may be interpreted that as a sexist comment. >> greg: i doubt it. she is a liar. >> jesse: i have to agree with

juan, but bernie has to extricate himself from this smoothly. because if she does get the nomination and he is going to need these warren votes. in the meantime, elizabeth warren, i don't know how she gets on the ticket but if she does, she can't tee off bernie burroughs because bernie bros, only 10% of them last time voted for trump, so she can't antagonize his voters too much because she is going to need that. >> greg: the other thing that bugs me is that this was in a private meeting. she is a lying think! >> juan: what is that customer asked mark >> greg: you know, like a rat >> dana: i don't know if he really said it that way but if you are prone to take offense about something, you will hear people offending you everywhere you look.

and sometimes people like elizabeth warren, that happens to, nobody saw it but on sunday, rahm emanuel, former chief of staff come every few months he writes an op-ed begging the democratic party to abandon identity politics. nobody is listening to that as well, but i thought another obama administration alum said that he thinks that because of what warren did with this leak of the private conversation, that native american ancestry is not fair game for bernie. >> greg: there you go. because she is saying these things -- >> jesse: he didn't go after hillary's emails, i don't think we'll go after this. >> greg: a lot of problems with warren, she can't be trusted. she is a liar. >> emily: of three problems with her pulling this stunt. number one, it was too inflammatory because the reality of that situation is probably

actually how you described, which is a reality, xs and os conversation, where he may be said, i'm not sure, your spitball and, discussing, and she turns around and rat him out and it is obvious with it, so we think of her as desperate. and b, it's quite possible him denying it. i didn't say a woman couldn't win. tulsi gabbard came out today, she said, i had that same candid conversation with bernie and he showed me the greatest respect and encouragement that he is known for. i think he and his camp, that plausible deniability. he is not the kind of guy that will go, he'll know what woman couldn't win. of course he is not going to. the third thing, there was a prison in iowa that was quoted that i think summed up this. a random voter, but the issue with bernie supporters is that they get the sense that it is bernie or no one. but with bernie, they believe that bigger coalition might have the possibility and the

propensity to actually galvanize more people, and then that will get them eventually that win. that is the other side of that coin. >> dana: i think the bernie sanders campaign has a lot better organization, better people. he saw jeff leave her there on camera giving the response. you don't see any of the warren people out. >> juan: one last thought is that there was so much hurt left over from the clinton campaign in 2016 and a lot of it is still directed at bernie. not only the obama people not feel comfortable with bernie, neither do the clinton people. you're starting to see that come out now. >> greg: but bernie got the short end of the stick with the debate, so he has a reason to be upset. anyway, i am tired of this topic. why are you staring at me, america? >> dana: they are super delicate. >> greg: up next from apple under fire for refusing to unlock a terrorists iphone. >> man: what's my safelite story?

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"we reject the characterization that apple has not provided substantive assistance in the pensacola investigation paired our responses to their many requests since the attack have been timely, thorough, and are ongoing. i'm curious about this one, dana. apple designs their phones so no one can get into it. there is no backdoor. but the government as of the opinion that they can do more than what they have done. >> dana: this is the encryption battle that we saw, remember in the san bernardino terrorist situation. and this has happened over and over again, where apple is approached by the fbi, can you help us? we need to get into this phone comment apple has been adamant that they have this technology, they think it is bad for business. they say they are cooperating. i tend to lean towards the law enforcement side, saying, we know this is a terrorist attack, we know he had two phones that he tried to destroy. we are trying to see if there

any coconspirators because we have to find out if there any others who can hurt somebody. apple, in a way, they are on the shooting range with the attorney general saying you are now helping us tracked on a terrorist suspect. they think they have a pretty good answer as to the technology the way that it is, they are technology, they will do what they can. but i think congress is going to have to get involved to try to help solve this. congress is always years behind new technological development but it's not going to end with this one incident. it is going to keep going. >> juan: if you put in the code if you are apple, then that is the end of privacy, right question work for me, you, everyone at this table. everything about you, easy access, the government will have it. the question is do you trust apple or the government with everything about emily? before that as part of apple's argument. if they create that backdoor, it will be available for bad guys

to exploit too, it's not just for the good guys. if they create this, it's a pandora's box. to be clear, that san bernardino case, what is interesting is that the fbi ended up dropping their suit because a third party vendor is what they used to get in. apple never had, or potentially never provided, i don't know if it exists there, and encryption free version of ios. for viewers, the question remains, for myself too. when apple's as comply, they provided icloud backups, details of data and account details, what does this mean for this exact investigation? i want to know the specific question the fbi had that they are not responding to. at this point we just have someone saying, ask for help and apple says, we give it to you. what does this mean for the investigation, for our safety moving forward? to answer your question about private companies versus government, the answer we see in

public all day, every day, all of us with our phones that china has access to, private companies have access to and no one cares. >> juan: bill barr and jim comey agree on this. they want apple to cooperate. >> jesse: that is probably the one thing they agree on. if the saudi started going into apple headquarters in silicon valley and started gunning down apple executives and secretaries, tim cook employees, what is he going to do? he is going to crack into that phone before the feds can, watching his employees getting murdered by saudi terrorists. he is not going away, he's going to get justice for his employees and he is going to try to prevent future attacks on americans. right now he is so far removed from reality, he is living in this land of theory and these peer principles while someone could be plotting attack right now. and we have come in this country, the right to life, liberty, and pursuit of

happiness. he is putting a dead foreign terrorist privacy rights, if he isn't happening, over the rights of americans. he needs to have some sense knocked into him. >> juan: apple's hardware and software appeared a little bit different than facebook and google who provide platforms. where do you stand on this question rick >> greg: how is a phone different from your house or your car. it contains things a personal value, that is true, but the difference -- oh, the phone is encrypted so they create a language that creates a new environment that we are supposed to respect. oh, my god, phone is different! actually, it is not a purity of the entire space program in your phone, right? you have more dangerous stuff in your phone than he would if you had stockpiled bombs in your house for the law enforcement could still get a search warrant and go into your house, your car. this is a bogus idea. but the bigger story for me as we just had a terrorist attack on our soil and it didn't get a

lot of press be the reason why is because we are living in a different era. the trump era where a lot of the press is devoted to trump and the people who hate trump. the never trumpers. all the attention is on impeachment, all the other attention is on trump or what we are forgetting is that terrorism still exists. the victory over isis was a great victory, but the work continues to go on. it is ongoing and endless. when you married tara plus technology, the drone with anthrax, we are in a whole new era that is going to make 9/11 look pretty small. that is one reason why trump got the republicans behind him, because he swore that was his number one thing, to take care of seriously and i hope to god we still do. >> juan: coming up next, vince vaughn is getting a lot of attention for shaking president trump's hand. what is alec baldwin saying about trump supporter's? that is here next on "the five." we made usaa insurance for members like martin.

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♪ >> jesse: president trump getting a lot of chairs during the college football game. and vince vaughn talking and shaking hands with president trump. gosh. alec baldwin is going after trump supporters, blaming them for the "colossal destruction of everything that matters in america." the vince vaughn thing reminds me of the ellen degeneres w meeting. >> dana: not only that, michelle obama and w, they released their friendship and everyone is so outraged. it always comes from the left. i don't think it comes from the

right, if anyone can point that out to me. i would love to meet any president. what an honor. >> jesse: even barack obama? >> dana: i met barack obama, he was lovely to me. to be when did you smile and shake his hand? >> dana: yes, he was lovely to me. >> jesse: laughing shaking hands, there's nothing wrong with that. >> juan: this whole segment is about, the left hates donald trump so much. this is one person, one actor, and i think he is a libertarian as i understand it. i think it's fine to respect -- you run into him here but i don't think it's good to suggest that the left is speaking out. who is freaking out? >> dana: it's on twitter. >> juan: oh, twitter is nothing. >> dana: remember when chris christie hugged president obama after hurricane sandy? >> juan: but you can't name

five people on the left who are upset about it! >> emily: what kills me is how that's civility, kindness. isn't that when anyone in the left is calling for? meaning when we see a video like that, two people regardless of party, if he is an end of pendant, two parties, shouldn't we be applauding that? shouldn't say the left, vince vaughn, what a wonderful example of humanity above all else? instead they are falling into, if that is something we should be outraged over, the bar becomes ridiculously low and b, it eradicates what they are always calling for, which is us to be singing kumbaya and for us all to be together. >> jesse: i am a liberator and you know what vince told the president? lock her up. it's very clear to me. [laughter] >> greg: going back to juan's

point, are people really freaking out or just people on twitter? these people have a very low investment in their opinion. they're not even thinking when they are writing stuff, and i include myself in that point. media bloggers, this is their life to clip out stuff and put it out there and hope they get likes and prove to their boss that people actually read their stuff when nobody really cares. it's a terrible job to have. i feel bad for you. for alec baldwin talking about the colossal destruction, is he talking about the economy? about our nation's health? about peace and prosperity? i'm trying to figure out where the colossal destruction is. i think he might be clouded by his cognitive dissonance in that he wanted bad things to happen and bad things haven't happened, so he's trying to mold his brain into a reality that doesn't fit and i actually feel bad for him. >> jesse: congratulations, ella sue. big game last night. basketball. fastest seven ahead.

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♪ >> emily: welcome back, time for the fastest seven. first up, it can get messy at times. >> there you go.

oh! are you okay? >> what? >> what the hell? are you okay? >> secretary grisham: i'm over it. >> emily: that is a contestant embarrassing herself in an attempt to surprise the bachelor with some bubbly. this is one i love the internet. i don't watch that show, i never have. >> jesse: how have you and i watched it and you happen? >> emily: i don't know. anyway, all the memes and funny comments, the internet is hilarious. my favorite is the devil works hard but the production team of the bachelor works harder, honey. >> jesse: i agree, this is a producer set up. there is no way pete is not in on this, the pilot. he's handing her a bottle of champagne and telling her to drink from a quest america she is like 20, she's probably neve. it's a set up.

>> greg: champagne is a scam, you open it up and lose half of it on your shirt, you pay $100. >> dana: i wish i lived in the '20s where they drank champagne all the time. >> greg: that is true. we are in the '20s! 's because that's true! >> emily: one of my favorite drinks is from that era. anyway. >> juan: i don't watch the show, it looked embarrassing. i hate t to to see people people mocked like that. >> emily: she signed up for it if she is doing that show. >> greg: if you do a reality show you get what you pay for. it's worse than pro football. >> emily: anything else to say about it? >> jesse: no, i have nothing else to say about it. >> emily: next up, hollywood is not happy with the noninclusive to beauty after majority of the nominations went to male-dominated projects. >> and finally -- >> emily: what do you think

about that? i mean come of course this is going to happen, because this is another example of an entrenched system were like everything, racism and classism exist. for people in hollywood to think that they they were actual activists because people are actually fitting for change and it's actually going to change after one year of twittering about it? of course not. >> greg: you are so wrong. we should be focusing on talent and quality, not on traits. if we wanted to focus on traits, look at the average height of the people that win appeared taller people tend to win over shorter people but we don't talk about that, do we? >> dana: they look taller on tv. >> greg: by hollywood standards they are tall. this is fodder for the mediocre to complain. identity politics pollutes everything it goes to. by the way, everybody gets a new angle for a story now. i can do the oscars, to the

oscars and people getting shut out. okay. inject it with racism and sexism because then you've got a new angle and an extra $35 for "the post." >> juan: i happen to agree with you. the problem is a lot of these studio executives haven't been given an opportunity, not only to women but also minorities. to blame the oscars, i don't take it it's fair because the oscars is going to reflect what is on the table. you have to attack a deeper structure, which is they do business with people like them and people who have their track record. it's not the case that women can't direct, that minorities can't act. it's crazy. but it's not the oscars, per se. it's the system. i think you're right. >> greg: virtue signaling is killing movies if you look at what is happened to the "star wars" franchise, which i have meant. >> jesse: i have a feeling i'm going to say something sextus here, i will have dana hold my hand and squeeze it if i go down the wrong path.

can women just admit that sometimes men produce products that are better than women's? >> juan: sometimes. >> jesse: and can men sometimes admit that women can sometimes produce products that are better? and can we all admit that sometimes sex has nothing to do with the quality of the product appeared to >> greg: you were going into almost michael scott territory. [laughter] >> emily: that was kind of awesome. finally, researchers have discovered the agent will be most miserable ad. 47.2, the moment of peak misery in the developed world. i want to ask you, is that your age? >> greg: every decade is good if you consider the alternative. it's pretty good. actually it gets better. that is about this. as you get older, everything gets better because you are smarter and you don't give a

damn. >> jesse: i'm happy to hear this because i'm on the happy and now, apparently. >> greg: what does that make? i don't know what you are talking about. >> dana: do you need me to hold your hand and squeeze? >> juan: give her some champagne. >> jesse: i think misery is a choice unless there is clinical depression, obviously. there is a problem there. >> greg: nice save. >> jesse: have a drink, go for a run, exercise, play a sport, go on vacation, you will get out of that slump. >> greg: play soccer. >> juan: i'm 65, and past this point but jesse, i'm worried about you. the clock is ticking, bro. do you think he's going to pass? i think, there are a lot of sad, broken people in the country. we've got to do something about that. >> jesse: the people who didn't vote for trump. >> dana: all right, "one more thing" "one more thing" is up next.

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♪ >> dana: time for "one more thing." speaking of new year's resolutions for fitness, it can be difficult but if you are dan hale coming sometimes don't have a choice. he got locked in his gym while swimming laps when the staff left without realizing he was there. he documented his impediment by saying, i am literally locked inside 24-hour fitness right now. they closed the door and left while i was swimming laps in the pool. his wife said find a comfortable place to hunker down and sleep and the police rescued him before 1:00 a.m. and he says he will take some new precautions to make sure he isn't missed in the pools again. thank you for sending me that on twitter, that was pretty funny. before i got locked in a garage at my friend's house and texted them and it took a while. i was hoping to sell myself to

the fridge and i got locked in by that is my worst nightmare. it locked in a late at night? >> greg: fox nation, if you are a subscriber, interviews, we talk about movies, we talk about our lives come it's a lot of fun. if you're not a subscriber, you should do that. all right, let's do this, more important. balaton news. as you know i purchased a pellet on for the wife but she hasn't used it yet but i've used it. i'm having a hard time getting on the thing with my shoes. i have some footage of me trying to get on the pellet on and very hard it takes me forever to try to clip those shoes in so i'm kind of there. this is my exercise, this is what i do appear there it is. i get on there, everything is good but i could keep watching that forever, my tiny little legs.

>> jesse: how is anton, by the way. >> greg: anton is very good. my trainer says i'm better than that. >> jesse: jesse's fish tales. look at that. i hate fishing, actually. get a load of this warsaw grouper off the coast of florida, 350 pounds. the fish is 50 years old. right around the misery index. you die, you get caught. >> dana: they were going to lose them i could use it for some scientific research so don't be too upset. >> juan: celebrating with a box of chocolate, flowers, that is old-school. how about something fresh like a reunion with the most famous person you have ever met. take a look at the retirement party for iheartradio

receptionist. >> oh, my god, i can't believe it! yeah! >> juan: actor will smith met her when he came to do his first interview as an actor 30 years ago. since then, four grammys, nominated for two oscars. smith rode on instagram, she said i made her day. y'all, she made mine. he deserves an academy for that form and spirit before speaking of "french prince "i love this. burger king offered these two former royals a job. they twee to come if you're looking for a job we have a new crown for you. take your first steps in the world of work with us. you know the crown will suit you perfectly and they included a link for an application for a job. i love it. isn't that awesome customer xp five now, it's not.

what do they call fries in great britain? chips. would you like some chips with that? >> jesse: a great british accent. >> dana: that is it for "the five." "special report" is up next. >> bret: good evening and welcome to washington, i am bret baier. democrats stage their final democratic debate before the iowa caucuses in about three hours before the two of the biggest progressives in the race ramp up the tax on each other. european allies put new pressure on iran as new video appears to show not one but two iranian missiles striking that doomed ukrainian passenger jet. and the house plans to vote tomorrow to send articles of impeachment against president trump to the senate. we have live team coverage at the state department with the triggering of what is called the dispute mechanism in the iran deal. peter doocy in des moines where some democratic candidates are taking off the gloves against each other and john ro w