literally obstruction, when you >> how do you believe not know that is why the briefs are going have people being told they perfect call, why not let people this customer >> to be very interesting over the can't testify, john bolton being with first-hand knowledge come next couple of days. and say something? [laughs] theesident says it was a >> thank you, my friend. lev parnas has first-hand knowledge that the president come it's funny. chad pergram. we will follow the market on lied, that he had direct knowledge that there was a quid fox business tomorrow. in the meantime, here comes pro quo of gordon sunderland, "the five." what the ambassador said was a >> he didn't know the back gate ♪ came open on all the cows got clear effort to use u.s. money out and he kept driving because he didn't know. >> dana: hello, everyone, i am as leverage against the ukraine, dana moreno along with money that have been approved by >> greg: breaking mus juan williams, jesse watters, congress to get dirt on and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city. joe biden. it doesn't seem as if there is much doubt about the specific >> dana: i have a new podcast, crime. there are simply people who say, well, it's not worthy of impeachment. capitol hill bracing for an i also want to take this it's very funny. opportunity because i don't it's about lentil walnut burgers but also about impeachment and impeachment battle in the senate while democrats are facing often do this to pay tribute to democrats and debates like that. >> juan: there's the green new growing criticism for how they have handled the process up greg gutfeld, because who would deal, there is green day and now until now. get that mitch mcconnell would there is a green puppy. earlier today, impeachment yeah, take a look at this puppy articles were read aloud by the be following -- merging, they democratic managers and the born last friday, the dog's marched, marge, he's marching supreme court justice as jurors. behind greg because the owner said that her white shirt of those all formalities. then there is the partisan grievance is why are you giving battle. away a pens! shepard, and the puppy was born nancy pelosi and her impeachment >> dana: we can talk about the with lime green for her. managers being blasted by pens or anything else we want, republicans for handing out souvenir impeachment pens during what was supposed to be a somber can we play the republican the color was caused by the outrage about the pens?

mother's bodily fluid. speak of the speaker distribute! ceremony yesterday. and adam schiff is under fire she has a fitting name, the for dumping documents from rudy giuliani associate lev parnas hulk. souvenir pens to her own >> jesse: i think this kid took a highlighter to it. colleagues, emblazoned with her after the house wrapped its golden signature. investigations. the senators of the g.o.p. are >> democrats did what you would >> we didn't coded the details pushing back. of that story so i appreciate >> they've given us two very expect at a campaign event, pose that. weak articles of impeachment. this is what i do when i hear our job is to look at what they beyonce. take a look. for pictures, smile, handed out ♪ bought us and if it rises to the gifts to one another. level of impeachment. >> i'm sure most of you got a speak at same witnesses they pen as well. >> we thought she might have say they need today were >> that's all about, that's the some grand strategy for delaying available at the impeachment trial for 28 the house. if you want openness and a retriever, i could watch that witness was available to you and days. maybe she was just waiting for over and over and over again. you chose not to call them, her special order pens to come don't blame me. >> if they wanted to call these in. >> dana: pens. >> dana: he has a good system, witnesses, they could've called them. it is not our job to expand the i can't talk about this for so >> and rest in the color of an easter egg. wasn't that pretty? many hours a day as impeachment impeachment. goes on and on but set your dvr >> dana: and the president reacting to it all. i'm just waiting for greg to do is, never miss an episode of his yosemite sam again. >> i think it should go very i'm not even getting paid for "the five." "special report" is up next. quickly, it's a hoax, everybody this. >> juan: yesterday when the two of you started -- knows that. >> no. >> bret: what does greg think it's a complete hoax. he is a corrupt politician named >> greg: no, look, you brought about vaping? adam schiff and he made the the government accountability phone call, he went out, you it up. office says the trump a will hear about this as you grow our audience have to sit through administration violated the law older. this garbage for hours, they when it withheld aid to ukraine he went out and he said things, come to "the five" to hear the beer the ministrations of the gao is overreaching.

he said quid pro quo eight truth. that this is a farce. the senate accepts the articles times. it was no times. >> dana: and there was of i'm sorry, guys. >> juan: our audience comes to from the house as he swears in course media reaction. hear the truth, i'm glad you his jury and is it too late for i want to play the sound bite said that, because they want to hear what is going on. the equal rights amendment to become law? from joe scarborough. he was talking about what the not just the rage that comes from the right -- this is "special report." defenders of trump will be >> greg: if you want to dance treated like in the future, if to the jukebox of the democrats, ♪ we could play that for you. that's fine, but i'm not going >> all these characters, rudy to do it. >> bret: good evening, welcome giuliani, will be exposed for to washington. what he is. >> i go from death: five to i'm bret baier. history will be bleak and their impeachment is now officially in death: one the hands of the u.s. senate , piece down to global nuclear beer the man who will preside families, their children, their war in a sneeze but not going to over the trial, u.s. do that right now. supreme court chief justice i'm going to address one thing john roberts were in the 100 you said, here is lev parnas member grandchildren, everyone who has their last name will carry that around with them. with that hideous hairdo, with >> dana: greg, thought i will some new dirt on president trump come to you. >> greg: i think that is very and what rudy giuliani was doi brave of him to indict his own doing. it is proof that pelosi and family and his own offspring. don't you think that was brave of him? wasn't he a key player in electing trump? corushed and botched this impeachment, blinded at wasn't he the one that kissed his ass at the start of the their own rage at trump getting whole thing and had him on? elected, their faculties we need to put his kids and his impaired by their hatred of him family on trial! anyway, i'm kidding.

his kids shouldn't go to jail or and the gun toting, bible anything. they should be forced to watch carrying deplorables who voted for him. to your point, they're not doing "morning joe" every day as punishment. we know the ending of the story anything and look how great the yet we have to cover this country is running. nonstop. look at the stock market, their walking as an achievement as if ineptitude is proof that the they could walk into an open space without collapsing, that is a big deal. but one thing i noticed, these trump doctor and works. get out of the way, lead -- people are working, right? and we are fine be at all these politicians walking around, >> juan: even the g.o.p. said creating this phony, pompous the man committed a crime if you circumstance are totally are saying, so what? >> greg: he didn't commit a unnecessary to the smooth running of a country. all you really need is trump. crime. >> dana: that is for the democratic debate, on his own, getting the stuff elizabeth warren said to done, all these other idiots bernie sanders. don't miss greg's monologue up next. whoa, this is awful, try it. wandering around, trying to look serious and the more serious they look more comical they can come. the beauty of this is they are going to lose, but we are going to let them go through this and let them work it all out, but oh no, that looks gross what is that? you gotta try it, it's terrible. these clowns like jerry nadler i don't wanna tray it if it's terrible. it's like mango chutney and burnt hair. and adam schiff are not in control. when they talk about witnesses, no witnesses. no thank you, i have a very sensitive palate. they want you to believe that just try it! hey guys, i think we should hurry up. the tv witnesses, the people in if you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it.

"rachel maddow" are hearing it's what you do. i can't get it out of my mouth! witnesses. if you want to save fifteen percent no, those are tv witnesses for the ratings to get the people to or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. watch the shows but they are not it's what you do. dog, dog, dog. real witnesses so they won't be there. >> dana: i was thinking about this, the whole walking thing, oh, your she's landed.ed. and she's on her way to our house. part of the reason there is what. i thought she was coming next weekend. i got it. alexa. walking is the founding fathers set up the system but if the start the coffee. founding fathers had email i set the temperature to 72. don't think they would've walked start roomba. we got this... it. >> jesse: no, but i was old don't look. what? don't look. lets move. ♪ enough to remember in the '90s when they impeached clinton, mom. the lexus es, eagerly prepared for the unexpected. they did it on a saturday. they ran it over to the lease the 2020 es 350 secretary on a saturday, it wasn't carried lives, no one's for $389 a month for 36 months. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. shlomoed the walk in and they didn't treated it the way nancy treated it, she's wisecracking, and handing out souvenirs. she is so see-through. abuse of power? it's not like the president spied on an opposing presidential campaign. obstruction?

it's not like he bleached 30,000 emails under subpoena. what do you have? nancy said she cares so much about national security, when in her career has she been tough on the russians, the chinese, the terrorists? this is about protecting the constitution. really, nancy? is at the first amendment, the second amendment, speedy trial? which one is it, nancy? election integrity? really? okay, then pass a voter i.d. laws. or is she just trying to pay back trump for zeroing in on the biden family shenanigans beer that's that is what this is all about beer she paid for foreign election in the form of a phony dossier. then they say, tsk tsk, trump broke a rule. they said obama broke a rule with birdsall. george w. bush broke a rule, may be joe biden rule when he lit

ukraine fire the prosecutor who was investigating his son. it happens in any administration, it's no big deal. trump was just kicking the tires on an administration that was new and rife with corruption. and he got the money out of the wire and the ukrainians didn't even have to do anything. lastly, this guy, lev parnas, whatever his name is, he is like the michael avenatti. at the last second they are throwing out gang rate claims all of a sudden, you are supposed to take this guy seriously? he said he'd never even spoken to donald trump your he just paid rudy giuliani to make money off his name. devin nunes went to vienna and met with the prosecutor. he's never been to vienna and now cnn is getting sued for reporting that lev parnas lied. the greening foreign minister i di kept putting it off...et screenwhat was i thinking? went on cnn yesterday and said, i never met the guy. ok, mr. jones... we're all done. don't trust a word he says. i told you it was easy.

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>> greg: if you've watched any of the democratic debate you would think someone drugged her food. you will find more signs of life on the moon. but it's about a network that once again asserts its own biases into the event. here is cnn's abby phillips questioning bernie sanders and warren over liz's accusation that bernie said a woman couldn't win in 2020. >> senator sanders, i do want to be clear here, you are saying that you never told senator warren that a woman could not win the election? quest marks because that is correct. >> senator warren, what did you say when senator sanders told you a woman could not win the election? [laughter] >> i disagreed. >> greg: was that a question or costello routine. that may have been the funniest debate moment i have seen have seen. >> senator sanders, i do want to be clear here. you are saying that you never told senator warren that a woman could not win the election. >> that is correct. >> senator warren, what did you

think when senator sanders told you a woman could not win the election? >> i disagreed. >> greg: i will never get sick of that. once again, cnn intercedes on behalf of a candidate. remember when obama was shielded and hitler got debate questions before facing bernie i ain't no bernie breaux, he spent his life on the wrong side of history but that is okay. those on stage it seemed bored by their own words. biden disappeared into the podium as tom steyer stared at you like a glazed stocker on the subway. it seemed unprepared to face trump. they saw two screens, one with the debate and the other of a trump rally, you would think these debates were from different planets, one ruled by fierce monsters with unusual here. if i were that alien i know which plan i would happily invade and which one i would steer clear of. the fact is your party is in

trouble when the most memorable moment comes from a moderator. i say cnn should be embarrassed but that is impossible. all right, we have this new audio of sanders and warren going at it from accusing each other of being liars from the debate. let's roll that. >> i think you called me a liar on national tv. >> what? >> i think you called me a liar on national tv. >> let's not have this discussion on tv right now. >> i just want to say, hi, bernie. >> he called her a liar. >> that was a good one. >> please, tell me a theory. elizabeth warren talking about gender the full campaign. she's talking about her plan, but as soon as she gave her details to the plan, medicare for all, she started to take this turn, and a candidate at

this point in the race starting to take a turn is someone who knows she is tanking. >> greg: interesting. >> dana: also, it takes a lot to make a lot of people on the right feel very sympathetic. >> greg: the dude is a comment and i felt bad for him here be honest, worst debate ever. could you stay awake during a customer and >> juan: watched it. but i thought it was unfair of cnn. i understand cnn reporting has backed up at elizabeth warren said, that in fact, sanders said he didn't think a woman could beat trump. jesse: how did they back that up if they weren't in the room? >> juan: because they heard from people who were in the room -- >> greg: she could've gotten it wrong. she is a congenital liar. >> juan: you guys have become bernie bros, along with donald trump, who says bernie is more easy to beat then the man i am going to the ukraine to get

information on, joe biden. but one of the differences between what you saw there and going back to the g.o.p. in 2016, i don't think democrats want to put on the most entertaining boxing match. i think they're looking for someone who has ideas, someone who says here's the reality of this moment and how we can defeat donald trump. people are looking for that, not somebody to put nicknames and mockery. >> greg: because they're not going at each other, there is no impression of strength. when you ask them questions, it seems there is no fire. >> that is part of the problem but because bernie sanders was robbed by hillary clinton, they took over the dnc and sidelined him. he raised $1.7 million for more than 100,000 small donors in that one day of the debate, so take it from a woman who can

spot a needy woman, elizabeth warren is gasping for attention at this point and she is spitting on every hardworking woman in the country by lying to get ahead, being smart wasn't enough, being driven wasn't enough, lied about the ethnicity. i wanted bernie to turn and look at her and say, you are a republican who calls herself a native american 30 years ago, what she is doing here is leaning on the crux of her gender and trying to shift bernie sanders with it and we see her doing that. >> she is falling back on her gender. who ran the dials on these things, up-and-comer. great style. the democratic primary viewers hated when these people attack each other. the dials go right down to the basement, so if they are not going to attack each other, they're going to drag this thing out and they are not prepared. also, they are not prepared, the

two biggest desktops of the primary so far have been about race and gender. kamala harris and joe biden. donald trump will destroy the political identity, identity politics. they are not preparing themselves at all for a mano a mano matchup. >> juan: the democrats can argue, we don't want to go back to clown behavior, we go back to normal, where you can talk to your kids about the president -- >> greg: that is why the democrats wanted michael avenatti. >> think that doesn't require you to say, i'm going to call the nickname, fully. >> a lot of accomplishments to run on. not just nicknames. >> juan: by the way, i think warren is falling in the polls. i don't think he is desperate, but you guys were saying, now

they are fighting. >> she stole all her ideas, how original and strong is that, as a woman. >> juan: by the way, you are going toay from that? >> greg: he is a force to be reckoned with, you just roll right over their career, sorry. and i actually like amy klobuchar a lot. >> jesse: we know, you like tulsi gabbard, amy klobuchar. >> juan: now you like bernie. >> greg: up next, to make the character more inclusive?

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>> juan: big controversy coming out of hollywood this week, there was outrage about the oscar nominations not being inclusive because many categories were dominated by men. >> i admire you a lot, mister? >> bond. james bond. >> juan: there have been calls for the iconic franchise to include more diversity and while producers of the movie are open to the idea, there is one line they apparently are not willing to cross. i quote, "he can be of any color, but he is male. i believe we should be creating new characters for women. a strong female characters. i'm not particularly interested in taking a male character and having a woman play it. i think women are far more interesting than that." what do you think? that comes from a woman, barbara barclay, who is one half of the production. >> right, barbara's father -- cubby. >> jesse: cubby? that is an awesome name.

[laughter] >> her and her half-brother are the team that have protected the bond franchise. her father started it, they protected it and here's the headline, bond is a dude. bond likes chicks. that is the end of it. it's not jane bond, not june bug bond. it's james bond. and sean connery is the best and really only james bond, but back to "goldfinger." he is a trailblazer in terms of being comfortable in your masculinity. baby blue romper with a zipper by the pool, boom. >> juan: boom, you like it. what do you think? >> jesse: i think greg has that outfit. >> greg: i do. >> jesse: i don't care if it's a man or woman, we are all adults. if the producer wants to make james bond a lady assassination, let her make her a lady

assassin. the only people that care about the gender of james bond are cinematic fundamentalists like greg gutfeld, who have to stick to the integrity of screenplay and the characters must adhere to the original. how dare you not -- >> greg: cop-out! >> jesse: or the conservative snowflakes who resist any change at all. if they want to risk a lot of money and invest a lot of money and spend money to make a new movie like that, it's a big risk. audiences are going to watch it. they maybe won't watch it i see it. if they put an athletic, beautiful, sophisticated looking actors, sued her up with a little gun right here, holstered down here, she runs wild in ukraine or south africa, wherever, i am there my popcorn. >> dana: ukraine? >> jesse: yeah, ukraine. there is a lot of corruption in ukraine. [laughter]

>> juan: our own female james bond. >> dana: james bond is a guy. if people really want strong characters for women, write the script. do it. there's no shortage of places where you can get movies and shows produced nowadays. >> juan: that is true and i think we have had female secret agents -- >> dana: and reese witherspoon is taking on a lot of new projects, buying books, focusing on women and "big little lies" was super successful. it can be done. >> juan: what if tarzan was a woman? >> greg: i can't even answer that question! [laughter] i will tell you why, since when is common sense now controversy? the common sense answer to "should james bond be a woman? "is no, he is a man. somehow in this era of peace and prosperity you have a pocket of

unwell activists, right? who have nothing to do, no jobs, and all they do, this is what they do all day, got to get a twitter account, got to get a twitter account. no, this is misogynist that james bond can't be a woman. all right, fine. if james bond wants to be a woman, mary poppins, make her a man. mike poppins, right? i want to mail wonder woman. albright? a male wonder woman. how about a male mary magdalene, let's really mess with things. we are living in a time where we are allowing a small faction of people sounding louder than they really are, on social media, and it scares companies and it scares creative types. i'm on the side of stephen king who said, you know what, art shouldn't be based on diversity but on quality. i would go even further to say everything should be on quality, i don't care what your gender

is. >> juan: that is the case you would have more diversity because diversity has been proven to improve quality, but the problem is we live in a patriarchy and a white dominated society -- >> greg: this is on you, jess jesse! you turned in your male card! >> jesse: i will not take the blame beard i want to see june bug bond. >> greg: james bond can be a man, woman can write james bond, but james bond is a man. >> "the irishman," they would never, ever spend $175 million to put a bunch of old women and deaged them in a movie. >> greg: good point. >> they would cast hot, young babes in it. al pacino, 79 playing a 50-year-old? that is ridiculous. >> juan: calm, we have another segment coming up. michael avenatti facing more legal trouble. next up for you to see on

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♪ >> jesse: the liberal media's favorite lawyer busted again. attorney michael avenatti got arrested this week and is accused of committing new state and federal crimes while he was out on bail. that is on top of charges he is already facing in california and new york. it has been a long fall from the top for this guy. >> you got lucky tonight. we are back with attorney michael avenatti, a main player -- >> sitting beside me right now, you have to guess. a hand, his name is michael avenatti. [laughter] >> i think you are doing a hell of a job. i don't think you're in this for money. >> i don't think i have ever seen anyone pander to an audience like you just did. how dare you, sir? >> michael avenatti, i would like to have you for dinner. >> please, whatever you do, call me anything other than

michael cohen. >> that was good, though. >> not really. >> jesse: i think that montage perfectly sums up how gullible the media is. >> greg: it is amazing. they should never live that down. the only network that didn't fall for this was fox news. they invested their shallow intelligence into an obvious clown because he was anti-trump. you saw how flower read the complements were. it's actually not the democrats that were at fault. the democrats are out of power so they want to get in power so they will do anything but the media are always in power. they are always controlling the stories, they always push the narrative and every time, they are dead wrong. >> greg: -- with michael avenatti inclusion, this is in the media, they copy each other in order to be cool. they are like every dumb

teenager that falls for somebody bad, then they try to forget about it. you can't forget about them, it's the same thing with impeachment, they are all a bunch of liars and losers. and leakers! [laughter] liars, losers, and leakers! >> jesse: for matthews, you're not in it to make money. that is pretty good, right? >> juan: you guys are falling for trump. talk about liars. >> jesse: is trump in jail? >> juan: the reason we know about michael avenatti is stormy daniels. why is she in the news, and why did stormy daniels -- and she is the one who got the worst of it. >> greg: she got screwed by him! more than trump! >> juan: because he was defrauding her, she said. >> greg: at least trump paid her! michael avenatti screwed her and didn't pay her. >> juan: i don't want to say the bottom, but trump is on top of this story and --

>> jesse: let's move on. talk about michael avenatti, lot of financial crimes. >> he just had a just a moment. to be when he should have more of those. >> why is there whiplash radar broken? they cannot see that the guy is a criminal -- excuse me, an alleged criminal because of their hatred of trump. they would have satellites outside of the congressional facility where bernie made off his every day. if he had some way where he could start tweeting some load some comments about president trump, that is where we are peered some of these crimes are hilarious. it is mail and wire fraud after he was arranged last year. >> greg: he was going to be the democratic candidate. >> jesse: i think cnn was encouraging him to run. >> dana: he is a character who has energy but just because someone is a character doesn't mean he has character. i think this guy has a lot of

pop. >> jesse: right in the eyes. >> dana: but we are saying in the break, he basically went from scam to scam, scanning everyone along the way, not only trying to scam nike, which is how he got involved in this problem, moving money around like a gambler. >> dana: and the bottom just fell out. sorry, michael. "fastest seven" is coming up next. we made usaa insurance for members like martin. an air force veteran made of doing what's right, not what's easy. so when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. that's how you do it right. usaa insurance is made just the way martin's family needs it - with hassle-free claims, he got paid before his neighbor even got started. because doing right by our members, that's what's right. usaa. what you're made of, we're made for.

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♪ >> welcome back, time for "fastest seven." first up, is president trump onto something with this attack on government regulation? >> drip, drip. i call the guy, is there something wrong with this? no, sir, it is just the restrictor. you're in there five times longer than you are supposed to be. >> showers dripping, dishwashers and not working well, toilets not having enough water for a good slash, greg? >> greg: nothing worse than a drip. trump is our nation's cab driver. he is closer to the street than

bruce springsteen because he spent his life dealing with construction workers, talking to them, and casinos. you can't get more street than that, and i'm not sure. but i like the fact that -- people mock him over this but he cares about stuff that people care about. >> dana: absolutely. we have a dishwasher, two hours and 40 minutes is what it says, and it's loud and it drives me crazy. when he says this, i was absolutely -- the reason he said it is because they are working on regulations that would make it better. >> jesse: and weick? thanks, obama. the obama department of energy slapped more regulations on household appliances than any other administration. >> greg: barack hussein obama. >> jesse: it used to take on average one hour on a dishwasher and now it is two hours. the president is trying to go back to one. >> juan: i think i heard this before from the right. i think it was "drill baby,

drill." this is people who don't like innovation, don't like change. do you know what trump's complaint was? those light bulbs make me look orange. what is going on here question like this is just a grievance -- >> jesse: you hate everything he does. >> juan: no, this is what trump is saying at a rally. >> greg: he speaks how americans think -- >> jesse: incandescent light bulbs make you look good pier the other ones make you look like you are in a hospital hallway. >> greg: why don't we have those lights here than qwest rick >> jesse: they are not sexy. >> juan: it is up to you to get the right light bulb but it's not to say we shouldn't innovate to have more energy efficient -- >> greg: but innovate to make things better. >> jesse: i can feel someone is crying on my head in the shower at a hotel. >> greg: i like that feeling. >> jesse: i want a fire engine hose of water pressure on this hair. >> juan: forget the motel 6,

that is what your problem is. >> moments where everybody goes, yet! next stop, somebody who doesn't do that, adam schiff suffering and embarrassing moment and no, it's not about impeachment. >> u.s. representatives. >> 1/53rd is this intelligence committee chairman. his name is adam schiff. >> jesse: also would've accepted pencil neck. >> greg: you've got to understand, this is really healthy. it's really good. it may be a bad sign for democrats, nobody's paying attention, but at least the success of america, politics plays a really strong role in their lives. >> jesse: pictures of them on the streets of new york, no one knows who he is, not even the smart people. >> juan: i think we did this segment before and it was michael avenatti? you put up a picture of john roberts -- not fox's john roberts but the chief

justice. i don't think most people recognize him. but again, you just delight and try to make fun of them and who the president mocks. >> jesse: they put up a picture of greg, 9 out of 10 people now. >> dana: the "jeopardy" contestants are not street-smart but they know a lot about obscure things. they just don't know adam schiff. >> and he is so obscure they don't even know him. here's a way to keep your pooch calm while you are at work. spotify launched a playlist for dogs left home alone aimed at alleviating stress. >> dana: i tweeted this this morning because i love this idea. i think everybody loves their dog, animals are great and all that, then i meant all day to go back because peter had listed a whole bunch of songs that should be on the playlist and i meant to go back and get them because they were very funny and instead i just talked about impeachment all day. i'm sorry to disappoint you. >> greg: i like this, i think you should get a new woofer,

though. put the spot and spotify. the best thing about this is you've got to be careful of the songs you pick, right? you can't get aerosmith "walk this way" because all the dogs keep hearing is "walk, walk!" "walking on sunshine, because the dog is going to be hearing "walk." there are dogs at home like, walk, walk, park! >> jesse: i just got an alexa for the apartment -- >> why did you get that? >> jesse: it was a gift, dana. they are spying on me? let them see it. i have nothing to hide. >> greg: you have nothing to hide. >> juan: this is like people who think their dog loves them. now they know what music the dog likes. this is a fantasy, but it's okay. we make up songs, "ain't nothing but a hound dog." fine. but you think you are inside your dogs might? >> dana: this is not for the dog, it's for the owner.

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[laughter] go there and check it out. you're going to have to tune in to find out. >> greg: anyway, let's do this. greg is angry, there is a surprise beat last summer i was going crazy because there were all these out breaks of vaping illnesses and the way the news was spinning it was so bogus beer they were blame it on the honest businesses instead of the substances that were illegal being put into the vapes. how many reported minutes that it's the illegal substances and not the actual vaping that was the problem here think about this, think about all those businesses that were ruined by the way the news covered this and how jule got screwed, not the singer but the company and it's not even their fault. they don't even report this stuff. >> dana: didn't they get the president involved? >> greg: and their passing legislation trying to ban this

stuff? >> jesse: trying to take away my mango bubblegum? >> greg: vaping is saving people's lives. people who smoke don't smoke anymore. it's just garbage. it's wrong and it's on the media again getting a big story wrong and they never have to pay for it. >> greg: getting kids addicted to nicotine. >> greg: please. that is the dumbest opinion ev ever. >> dana: all right, there was traffic in vermont, that doesn't