premiers 3:00 p.m. eastern, bill will be based in new york but will be on the ground for major events across the globe as he always does it so well. >> congratulations, bill, deserved of this house delegation is this committee chairman. his name is adam sure. [laughter] greg: no, his name's tom shillue! [cheers and applause] greg: so i think we found the one thing worse than fake outrage, fake righteousness. >> we are here today to cross a very important threshold in american history. >> we are on the precipice of a great historic moment dealing with protecting the constitution. >> this historic moment --

>> the gravity and the historic nature of this moment -- >> the solemnity, the gravity of the moment in our history hits you square in the back. greg: like a pompous tourette's. thresholds, precipice of gravity. jackasses. [laughter] they put a wedding dress on a sack of dog turds and rolled it down the aisle. [laughter] what about all that walking, huh? yeah, let's look at them walk. [laughter] ooh, these idiots can walk in a straight line without tripping over their own egos. i've never seen a media this excited, celebrating the fact that these half wits can waddle towards an open space. we learn this when we're 4. here they are walking. and here they are walking some more. [laughter] oh, and did you see them walking here? ooh, and, oh, look at this walk. [laughter] oh, that's a nice walk. and some more walking. that's walking.

[laughter] and this walking, there you go. uh-huh. and yet the media laughed it off. gotta hand it to the dems, they put the money in the jukebox and how the press dances. >> just the ceremony of it, walking over, delivering the articles of impeachment -- >> you'll see their signing pens there -- >> the presentation and the pomp and all that contributes to that gravity -- >> you see the pomp and circumstance and the formality and the seriousness. >> the building filled with statues. there's a sacramental quality to this, there's a ritual. >> we're now seeing the managers walking back from the senate through the rotunda. >> i think pelosi's a real believer in this ritual. i think she's very reverential. [laughter] greg: thankses, chris, but you also think the blow dryer at the gym isn't just for your hair. [laughter] ceremony, statues, sack rems,

ritual, they're as giddy as bill clinton at a slumber party, and they can't even hide it. that's the real point. the breathlessness reveals their buy with whereas. so is this really historic? it's only the third time someone's been impeached, but that's irrelevant if the process is abused. anyone can do an impeachment if you have control of the house, and since the dems now broke the seal, you're going to see a lot more of it. it's now no longer anything special. now impeachment is going to be as regular as me on metamucil. [laughter] am i right, adam? >> and now, adam schiff watches a trump rally. [applause] >> would you be willing to -- well, i won't be able to make it this week. but, you know, he's probably there. [laughter] got 'em lined up, adam, you little pencil neck. [laughter] >> i may have a pencil neck, but

look at this face. >> the washington democrats are wasting america's time with demented hoaxes and crazy witch hunts. >> prove it. [laughter] greg: so there are seven impeachment managers. take a look at 'em. have you seen a sadder collection of baffoons? they look like rejects from people's court. [laughter] now remember, when you watch these lemmings, you're footing the bill. so they're crapping on us while we sign their checks. gotta remember this so when it's over, there's payback. we've got the vote them out and never pay them an ounce of respect ever again. and don't forget, this is all due to the fact they can't beat trump. like all their big dreams after the buildup, it always collapses. collusion, obstruction, kavanaugh, covington, avenatti. the big strategy always deflates

in their arms like a punctured blow-up doll. [laughter] am i right, adam? >> and now, adam schiff uses a vending machine for the first time. [applause] >> i found you, snacks, but how to access them. bill, we must find bill. such a small space. are you bill? no, you're too big. >> big? >> to fit in the machine. don't twist my words. >> i'm going to come back later. >> tell bill i'm looking for him. i can wait. i can wait for you, bill. [laughter] ah, bill. greg: trump wrote the law signing trade deals, killing terrorists and chaperoning a

record stock market. it's almost as if impeachment is a vitamin that makes him for effective. plus so many other concerns. i mean, how about the shower? >> how about the shower? [laughter] i have this beautiful head of hair, and you go into the shower, right? you turn on the water, drip, drip, drip. >> but what about the lightbulb? >> i brought back the old lightbulb. better light for much less money, if you want it. somebody said, sir, don't mention the lightbulb. you know, it's hard to -- so the new lightbulb costs you five times as much, and it makes you look orange. [laughter] and i was more interested in the orange. [laughter] greg: but wait, what about the refrigerators? >> i'm talking about

refrigerators, probably not in the state of the union. i'll leave it out because i want to get praise. you cannot make a brilliant speech where they say that was such an incredible, elegant speech if i'm talking about dishwashers, is sinks, toilets, lightbulbs. [laughter] [cheers and applause] but sinks, toilets and showers, you don't get any water. greg: he can't, he cannot help himself! [laughter] i hope at least he's improving new dishwashers. >> i'm also approving new dishwashers that give you more water so you can actually wash and rinse your dishes without having to do it ten times. four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. [applause] greg: he speaks for all of us. [laughter] anyone have a new dishwasher? >> anybody have a new dishwasher? i'm sorry for that. i'm sorry for that. t worthless.

it's worthless. so little water. is so what happens? you end up using it ten times, and the plates -- then you take them out and do them the old-fashioned way. greg: i wonder if he's done with the dishwasher? >> so dishwashers now are going to have just as much as you've ever had, and you're going to use now one shot. your dishes are going to be beautiful. i'm sorry that you just bought one of those brand new pieces of garbage. [laughter] greg: all right. let's face it, we don't deserve him. [laughter] because here he is trying to solve big and little problems around the world from trade with china to iran, to your crappy appliances. [laughter] but he's only got one question in mind, how do i make it better? his opponents question how can we stop him. the answer is they can't. in fact, the more you try to

stop him, for some bizarre reason, the better he does. right, adam? [laughter] >> and now, adam schiff goes on a ski trip. >> i'm really excited about this ski trip. >> dude, i cannot wait to hit the slopes. >> i heard it's supposed to snow all weekend. >> oh, my god, let's get it. >> ready for some sun in the fun, fellas? >> adam, where is your ski gear? >> aren't you freezing? it's like 20 degrees. >> the only one i care about is this one, from stanford. >> where did you get that one? >> stanford. >>, no where did it come from? >> california. >> maybe you should try having relations with a woman. [laughter] greg: let's welcome tonight's guests -- [cheers and applause] his wit is drier than -- [inaudible] writer and comedian david angelo. [cheers and applause] he's so bright, his thoughts

attract moths, fox news analyst lawrence jones. [cheers and applause] she's put hexes on all her exes, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] he can't get saturn's ring off his pinky. my massive sidekick and host of enough said on fox nation, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right, david, what do you make of impeachment? >> oh, my god. i think you made a good point, greg, that we are paying for this. and doesn't that drive you nuts? sometimes i feel like the adult in an arts study major, like the parent. like i got a kid in williamsburg, but they're all the congressmen. greg: yes. >> you want to be like, can you do some work? can you do something? well, we've got this impeachment thing we're working on. greg: uh-huh. but it shows we don't need them to do work.

>> no. greg: you know? ering's -- everything's fine. >> also they have this new thing, this lev parnas guy, it keeps coming. they constantly are snowballing. like, he's an avenatti. it's like, guys, be done with it. and then they do -- who's watching msnbc anymore? every single thing has been wrong. who's going home like, hey, let me turn on rachel maddow, this woman who's -- [laughter] she's been wrong for every single program the last three years. let's see what she has to say tonight. [laughter] greg: you know, she still has good ratings, and it's because people want to believe, lawrence, in these lies because it makes them feel better. >> well, the sad part is people do believe. i mean, they see this impeachment scandal, and they see them walking solemnly across, and they actually think that trump is done. greg: yeah. >> but there's going to be a reckoning, because eventually those people are going to look

up and say, man, he's still in office. [laughter] greg: exactly! how did this happen? [applause] >> these same people ran and said they were going to get health care done, save the dreamers, and they weren't able to deliver any of that. greg: yeah. >> all they were able to deliver was impeachment, and the guy still isn't removed. greg: exactly. >> there's no reason for them to have seats now. greg: it's an emotional exercise that a made them feel good and accomplishes nothing. kat, what excitements you most about this segment, all the appliance talk or impeachment? >> uh, so hard to choose. greg: yes. [laughter] >> i just don't understand why the signing of the stuff was televised. greg: yeah. >> and it's not because of my view on impeachment, that's because of my view on the signing of stuff which i don't think is ap interesting thing for anyone to watch. greg: no, it's true. >> i don't want to watch anyone sign anything except maybe back in time i would watch them sign

the declaration of independence, but that's different because john hancock was so hot. [laughter] they don't make guys like that anymore. greg: no, they don't. he had his own teeth until the very end. [laughter] made of wood but who cares, right? the some things made of wood are special, tyrus. >> yep. greg: i have no idea what i'm talking about. >> i don't know where you're going, but i'm getting off that street. greg: trump is america's taxi driver. everybody understands what he's talking about when he talks about appliances. you want a contrast? here you have trump, he wants a parade on july 4th, the military parade, the dems want this fine reel pomp and circumstance over america so he's celebrating -- >> i think you're 100% right because although we're laughing now at the talk about dishwashers and stuff like that, there was people watching, my

dishwasher does the same thing. greg: exactly. [laughter] >> you know? like, my shower doesn't leak either, you know? i don't have half -- >> my -- [inaudible] >> but that's real. that's tangible. nobody walks from the living room to the kitchen like that and decides to pay bills. greg: yes, exactly. [laughter] i'm against walking in general, okay? all right. we've got to take a break. coming up, more stuff. stick around. [cheers and applause] [ applause ] thank you. it's an honor to tell you that liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

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>> and now the greg gutfeld show presents the 20 candidates. greg: their polls aren't soaring, but the debates are so boring. six democrats qualified but no fun ones, no tulsi, no yang.

instead, tom steyer staring at me like michael moore, i had a doughnut. [laughter] it was two hours that felt like six with one very unfair question. pay attention to question asked her. >> senator sanders, you're saying that you never told senator warren that a woman could not win the election? >> that is correct. >> senator warren? what did you think when senator sanders told you a woman could not win the election? [laughter] >> i disagreed. bear is my friend -- bernie is my friend, and i am not here to try to fight with bernie. greg: what a joke. i'm no bernie fan, but even i felt bad for him. cnn knifes him again. but that was during the debate. after, i just felt bad for tom steyer. >> i think you called me a liar on national tv? >> what?

let's not do it right now. you want to have that discussion -- you called me -- all right, let's not -- >> i just want to say hi, bernie. >> yeah, good. okay. [laughter] >> just want to say hi, bernie. greg: yeah, good. stop with the staring, tom. it's a shame that the best part of the debate actually came after the debate, and if the next debate is this boring, you're going to have to do something to keep viewers tuned in, like this. >> i would argue that the biggest breakthrough in recent time was us being able to do in our administration what five democratic presidents couldn't get done, and that was pass obamacare. second, the way you control drug prices is you limit what they can charge for those prices. limit what they can charge. if, in fact, they charge more than you set the price for, they can, in fact, we can -- people can import from abroad assuming that it is safe.

greg: i couldn't keep my eyes off the screen. [laughter] lawrence, isn't that the solution? >> yeah. i mean, they're in a desperate time right now. first of all, warren's a liar. she lies about everything. he lied about who she was -- she lied about who she really was, said she was a native american, she flip-flopped on medicaid for all, on school choice x she lied on the debate stage. i don't want to lie with bernie and at the end of the debate walked straight up to him, bernie, you called me a liar! [cheers and applause] she's a liar. ask the only thing that she has is identity politics. the only thing that went wrong is she picked it with bernie, and bernie is a real o.g., okay, when it comes to socialism. he's got all of them elected. so when she picked a fight with him, all the fans turned on her. bernie raised $2 million --

greg: o.g. for him stands for original gramps. [laughter] i missed the people that weren't there. i felt like there was nobody fun there. did you enjoy it? >> i was thrilled. greg: yes. >> but the bernie thing, i agree, i think that he made it up. but, like, even if he did say that, it's not the thing that concerns me the most about him at all. like, as a woman, i am offended by seckist comments -- sexist comments, but as a human i'm more offended when someone tells me they're going to cop first candidate all my money and give it to the state -- confiscate all my money and give it to the state. [applause] he's said that over and over and over again. people are like, well, wait with. the literal socialist is sexist? okay, now he's gone too far. if you're a socialist, that's going to be my main issue. greg: exactly. they're two terrible choices,

tyrus. did you watch at all? >> okay, i'm not going to lie because you've been busting me online about i grazed through it. [laughter] but you've got to understand, there was a forensic file marathon going on, and then my daughter was showing me a new move, dance move. it wasn't very athletic, but i had to go, oh, hey, honey, that's cute. [laughter] but here's the thing, to that whole back stab job, of course he doesn't think a woman can be president because he's trying to be president, so he thinks he should be president. [laughter] so if someone said to me you tell kat she can't be the new show of tyrus' show? yeah, i did. i'm trying to be that. and if i believe that she's going to be that, then what the hell am i doing here? i wish bernie would have attacked her and said i'm run figure president. i'm running for it, and i'm running against, last time i checked, a man. so i don't believe that at this particular time, no. why is that so terrible?

greg: there are people saying, david, that it's actually sexist for bernie to be running at all. to tyrus' point -- >> oh, that is pretty sexist. greg: it is, i think. >> yeah, i mean, these guys are all like -- buttigieg, they're all like, it's crazy. enough with the white men. in fact, get off the race! [laughter] they don't believe that. it's so ridiculous, it's so transparent. this debate was truly boring. greg: yeah. >> i mean, it was so much hot air, i was hoping greta would come and shut it down. [laughter] [applause] >> real quick, greg, what i think is interesting is that cory booker, when he stepped out last week, talked about how unfair the democratic party was to minority candidates, that the system, the democratic party system is designed to keep brothers down and not allow us -- i'm, like, at what point

did he realize, it's your party, bro? [laughter] that's how, they will turn it on themselves to make themselves not look so bad. listen, i just wasn't a good choice. no, no, no. now all of a sudden, well, they didn't want me to run because i'm black. the democratic party's racist, cory? that's really what they're going with. greg: last word, david. >> you know, the fight between warren and bernie was all right. warren was really seeing red, more than usual -- [laughter] i tell you though, bernie, bernie's a wimp. if warren ever did anything with me, i'd be immediately, you said you were a cherokee indian! [laughter] we're not having a conversation, warren. greg: yes. >> you said for 30 years you were a cherokee indian. [applause] next question! and, by the way, the reason, the reason why that's a problem and nobody's doing that is because trump's going to do that when she's the nominee, and she will

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royal family, queen elizabeth appeared with her son andrew this morning attending church services in the country side, yesterday buckingham palace announced prince harry and meghan markle no longer are working members to have royal family and royal titles or received public funds, prince andrew himself the focus of controversy because of his past association with convicted pedophile jeffrey epstein. i'm jon scott, i will see you at the top of the hour for the fox report, hope you'll join us then, now back to the greg gutfeld show and for all the headlines log onto foxnews.com. ♪ greg: we screw up a lot when raising a tot. a new survey shows american

parents make 221 mistakes a year while bringing up their kids. you times that by 18 years and it comes to 4.3 billion. [laughter] stupid. so this is what the survey considers a mistake. housing brats too much screen time, accidentally teaching them swear words. that's the fun part of parenting. letting them watch something that isn't age appropriate and allowing them to play with machetes. that's what my parents did, and i turned out just fine. although my brother steve, that's another story. [laughter] rip, steve. he had a moustache when he was 12. the survey also asked parents if they had a favorite kid, if they admitted it, the youngest was their favorite. biggest mistake parents make? letting emily watch ethan. >> what have you been doing to your brother? [laughter] >> i don't know. >> you don't know? >> i've been -- [inaudible] >> you were scrubbing him?

>> yeah. >> oh, ethan. [laughter] hi. >> [inaudible] greg: what's wrong with that? i don't understand, tyrus. that's parenting. what about you? you are, i think you're the only parent here. >> yes. i have four children. i have a 5-year-old and three 8-year-olds. [laughter] 2011 was a hell of a year. [laughter] no, i don't have triplets. none of my 8-year-olds' parents -- it's all good. i'm trying to get to that. excuse me. lawrence -- listen. [laughter] this survey's stupid because those top three things i literally do with my kids every week. me and my 5-year-old watch jaws, oh, [bleep] you see that? we do it all the time. cuss words, according to tony

robbins, is just words. so i don't believe in that. i because all the time, they just know don't do what daddy does, you know what i'm saying? i'm a cusser, that's e what i do. and once children watch something, what else are we supposed to do? i want to see this movie, i can't leave them alone, so -- [laughter] and we have code words in my house. greg: yeah? [laughter] >> you know? greg: it's true though, being a good parent means making them watch what you watching. lawrence? >> you know, i think parents have gotten too soft. we've got kids that are entitled today, there's no discipline in the household. i think parents need to get tougher. and it is true they get very soft with the youngest, right? they let 'em do whatever they want to do, and they grow up entitled. but the, again, i'm not a parent, i can't judge. me and my dad had a tumultuous

relationship. he told me one day, look, i may have made a lot of mistakes with you, but one of these days you're going to have your own kids, and they're going to judge you by the same standard -- i don't know. maybe we shouldn't be too hard on parents, but they are being a little soft these days. but that's just me. greg: kat, what about you? what about you? [laughter] >> well, i think that some of the things on this list that are mistakes are actually good. like, i think it's good, tyrus, to let your kids watch age-inappropriate -- >> we love jaws. it's a family movie. >> no, was -- because i wasn't allowed to watch those things, and it was very hard on me as a child. greg: right. >> for example, i was the only one in my whole girl scout troop who wasn't allowed to see titanic. all the chicks, by the chicks, i mean the girls -- [laughter] that's all that they talked about, and i already had trouble

fitting in because i was, like, you know, i was me, and i could have used that help. i'd be like, mom, let me watch it. she's like, no, there's boobs in it. i'm going to have boobs someday -- that joke is on me, i'm 31 and still waiting -- [laughter] but i think i would have had a better time fitting in i'd been allowed to see the boobs. >> dave? >> well, i'm not a parent, but i do have advice. greg: oh, good. >> oh, jeez, can't wait to hear this one. [laughter] you and that dr. spock. go ahead. [laughter] >> i think it's so easy to have a good kid. greg: really? >> i think it's so simple. greg: what is -- >> here's the trick. >> i hate you already. >> all you do, you just make sure the kid calls the father papa. [laughter] those kids are always good. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughter] >> you never have a kid like i'm not doing my homework, i don't care what you say, papa!

[laughter] that never happens. >> i'd just like to say, greg, i'm in deep trouble right now with at least four grown people. whenever we watch jaws it was educational because i would say is, sweetheart, why did eat the woman? because she wasn't listening, daddy. exactly. [laughter] or realize the signs, she'd be fine. so it is education. greg: you know what? to your point, back in the old days parents had like 20 kids. you lose track of one in the serengeti, it's like, oh, well. now everybody's got one kid x they spoil if 'em rotten, and the kids don't know how to react in the real world. if i have kids, and if i don't like my kid, i'm just going to drive it out -- [laughter] >> nowadays they have all kinds of those devices to get home. greg: they'd find their way back. >> yes, they do. mine are clever. greg: don't go anywhere, be back in 240 seconds. [cheers and applause]

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his documentary, full moon lovers. and put up with him until 2023 when spacex launches. so far 20,000 applications have poured in. meanwhile, i'm working on my own prototype for sending a man to move. here's tape of the first test launch. >> 3, 2, 1 -- >> oh, [bleep] >> oh, my god. [laughter] greg: we found him three days later. you know, kat, any interest in this? any interest at all? >> no, no, no! greg: why? >> okay. you know that almost 30,000 women signed up for this? i'm sure the moon is, like, cool. but this dude 1,000% sucks. greg: right. >> you know -- i'm serious. a billionaire and he has to do this to try to have a girlfriend? how bad does he suck? [laughter] like, you don't say, hey, i will

literally take you to moon if you'll go out for me if you haven't tried everything else first. he's already tried everything on this planet, then he had to be like, all right, we've got to go beyond the planet. [laughter] and then you're stuck out in the galaxy with this guy? absolutely not. [laughter] [applause] greg: he kind of, he's betting against himself. i would go alone on the chance you might meet a hot alien. [laughter] you don't go to club med with a date. that's a dating reference. med was a place -- >> sorry, i'm very young, greg. greg: you are very young. you're almost 40. [laughter] don't you think, like, he's narrowing his chances before he even gets out into pace. >> that's true. and also, you know, you're selecting -- i mean, what kind of woman enters a contest to go to space with a guy? greg: yeah. >> it's like a red flag. >> 30,000 of them.

>> he's a red flag! >> i'd be against that. greg: really? >> but, you know, shooting a billionaire into space, i think that's part of warren's plan, isn't it? [laughter] if i were one of these women, i would be like, look, i will go out with you, but i'm not going to go to space. you just -- make sure your will's updated, you go to space, put me in the will, you go to space on this elon musk rocket -- greg: yeah. >> they're going to die. that's the other thing -- [laughter] greg: they may not die. they may just never come back, which is kind of exciting. you know, generally men usually want their space. [laughter] >> yes, we do. p and it's always invaded. [laughter] constantly. no respect at all. we even have to move out of our own homes and invent man caves, then those get invaded. then you end up on a motel on sunday night -- [laughter] you end up on the phone and then

so you're not really free anyway, because you're stuck on the phone in a really bad motel. this is an evil genius here. this is a wile e. coyote move. he's going to see how many women will sleep with him, and right now he's got 30,000 contestants signing a nondisclosure! greg: yes, you're right. >> and how bad do you want to go to the moon? we'll probably come out alive. have you not seen the bachelor? they fighting for a tv hoe and a rose. -- show and a rose. it's a trip to the moon, you know what i'm saying? every instagram model in america just said yes. this dude is scaring all of reality tv networks because he's going to steal all their stars. [laughter] greg: well, it is a reality show, lawrence. >> it literally is a reality show! >> you guys, he's a creep, okay, we all can agree. but maybe this is a mutual, you know -- greg: yeah.

>> -- thing. obviously, these women are desperate, and he's the last person, right? probably the press, something's going on in their life. look, i'm never going to get -- greg: go to space with this stranger. by the way, there are no men's or women's room in space, is so you're going to get someone else's poop in your hair in zero gravity. >> how did you make this story about poop? greg: because poop's going to be coming at you. i think there's a movie called poop floats. [laughter] >> hope. the word you're looking for is hope. greg: yes. poop floats or what i order at the health salon. hey, i gotta go. you want to say manager? >> i just say you've got to make sure he's a billionaire in dollars, not yens. because -- [laughter] [applause] this guy's broke! he's broke! greg: my favorite story's next, stick around. [cheers and applause]

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♪ ♪ greg: they ignored a star named men tar. benatar. the latest batch of hall of fame

inductees this week p not on the list? my uncle jerry. [laughter] hurt his feelings, which is weird, because he hates music. also didn't get in, pat benitar. she had the second highest fan vote and still nothing. also snubbed, judas priest! they're wearing their leather chaps at half staff this week. [laughter] they're also sad they didn't get nominated, but the hall did have the good sense not to inticket the dave matthews band. have you seen their latest music video? ♪ ♪ [laughter] ♪ ♪ greg: that's my impression of dave matthews. >> spot on.

greg: thank you. kat, thoughts? >> dave matthews band is terrible. i get it. dave, we get it, you don't care who knows it. and i don't get a lot of people listen to it, but the thing is all of those people are very high. greg: yes, it's true. >> all of them. have you with ever met a fan and they do anything but tell you about all the times they did acid? it's for people who cry when they have sex, and it's all very sad. [laughter] greg: david? >> well, i'm like -- they've been doing this for so long. rock and roll stopped in, like, 1978. greg: that's true! [laughter] >> they keep bringing these new people in. who are you inducting? we're two years out from milli vanilli -- >> they were young and broke. [laughter] greg: all right, last word. >> no. no, no, i don't like it because they should take the audience scores into consideration. greg: yeah. >> they never go with them. greg: that's true.

>> pat benit ark r was rock and roll, she was the forefront. she was, like, the first woman. is he opened doors for other women. it's crazy that he didn't get in. greg: yeah. i just find the whole idea of a hall of fame for something that's relatively new, i mean, rock and roll -- the universe is, like, 4,000 years, right? >> sure. [laughter] greg: it's just weird. a hall of fame for bioengineers but not for rock and roll. being in a hall of fame for rock and roll goes against rock and roll. you're posed to be a rebel. >> that's true. greg: it pisses me off! doesn't really, i don't care. you don't have to laugh. all right, final thoughts next. [cheers and applause] as a struggling actor,

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>> all right, greg: check out tyrus's fox nation show, enough said. he has a rare one-on-one interview with a guy named greg, quite a hand -- handsome fellow too. and bill hemmer has a show on monday at 1:00 eastern. you don't want to miss that. thank you to our guests and studio audience. this is greg gutfeld. i love you america. [cheers and applause]

♪ jon: right now president trump is in austin, texas to address an annual gathering of farmers and ranchers. he's scheduled to take the stage any time now. we will monitor that. good evening, i'm jon scott. this is "the fox report". it's the third year in a row the president has addressed this convention. his appearance comes on the heels of two major trade achievements, the phase one agreement with china, and the senate's approval of the usmca. we have fox team coverage. kevin corke has the latest on the impeachment trial from capitol hill. but we begin with casey steagall who is standing by in austin, texas. casey? >> hey, jon, we are expecting