for now, the back the back-and-forth continues. and as to whether it changes anyone's minds, those who are doing so are still that way. those against doing so are apparently still that way. here is "the five." >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld along with katie pavlich, juan williams, dana perino, jesse watters. "the five." as donald trump signed yet another trade deal and reveals the middle east peace plan amid an economic boom, it raises the key question, how can a president do so many affective things and still face a hateful opposition? people great his work based on their lives. they will tell you things are great because the results are obvious. more jobs, higher wages, but if you ask him about impeachment or about the president in general,

the responses will vary, so what happens when you say anything nice about trump? if you rub me the wrong way for two years ago maybe he still does. but the media runs the turf where facts and opinions can be molded into any narrative they desire. we know the narrative, trump is unstable, about to cause world war iii, he is a racist, not responsible for the economy. all are born from emotion disconnected from concrete result. yet like a t-shirt canon, the media can shoot those messages to you at home and call it an honest days work. it's safe to say much of the disconnect between trump's results and the polls are largely media driven. the media is like the bitter ex-spouse whispering bad things to the kids about the other parent and impeachment is the way to really tar the guy and they aren't really hiding it. it seems like impeachment already revs up and already competitive president.

he already does more. if you keep him active, he will probably cure the coronavirus and make china pay for it. that monologue was dedicated to you, it was like dedicating a song, juan. i think he would agree that the trade deal, the peace plan, the terrorists, impeachment has made trump the most effective president in our lifetimes. >> juan: really? first on the coronavirus, i have had the sniffles lately and it's been a great concern today. so i was thinking, if he can really solve the coronavirus, greg may have something. >> greg: now maybe i don't want him to do. i put eye drops in your coffee. >> juan: oh, don't do it. anyway, i would say this. you could say, yes, i think the u.s. nca is a good thing, especially for our farmers, our trade deals, that is good stuff. i would say if he really had a mideast peace plan, i would say marvelous! that would solve so many problems.

but that doesn't negate that what he did with president zelensky and the ukraine is bad. it's like saying, i'm a good person but i robbed somebody. it doesn't work. you can't say to the judge, katie is a wonderful partner, but you know, she just be someone in the head. >> greg: your analogies need to fit. >> juan: well, no, because what we heard today was this argument was about abuse of power. the most amazing part of today, alan dershowitz saying, oh, you know what, if the president believes that his reelection is on the national interest, then it doesn't matter. you can't impeach him on that, so he is a king. anything, anything. >> greg: that is true if you believe you are an effective player. but abuse of power is not quite here because it is vague. you can say that about any policy you don't like. >> dana: absolutely, remember when president obama said i

don't need you to congress, i've got a pen and a phone. people were like, you can't do that, you have to go through the democratic process. but nobody impeach him over it. >> greg: we tried. [laughter] >> dana: i'm not making a direct analogy here, but i think philbin come with a lawyer for the president's team, he's really effective at explaining things to people, and when he emphasizes, you have not proven these things beyond a reasonable doubt, so anyone who has served on a jury or watched one on tv, that is the standard. beyond a reasonable doubt and they haven't done that. i also think with the news today, the senator of colorado just said no on witnesses. i think it is safe to say by friday, mitch mcconnell will have the votes. there will be no witnesses and the president will be acquitted. >> greg: i consider myself a legal expert for my years of watching "law and order." were all going to the super bowl, i thought i would go

with the super bowl analogy, a football analogy. with this new trade deal and the peace deal, isn't donald trump like earl campbell? he can cross the goal line carrying people in. remember earl campbell? he would run, and people would jump on him and he would just move forward and score. it isn't trump more effective when he has resistance? >> jesse: that's right and we are the offensive lineman helping him plow the field, right juan? fair and balanced. now here's the thing about this analogy -- >> juan: here is the thing. >> jesse: that was a joke. the defenses the entire media. relax, just telling the truth over here. here's what i see going on over here, the hatred. trump is beating the democrats at their own game. usually you can tell a republican and say you're only good for wall street and you are not good for main street. for the first time in a long time, this president has been good for both and this has been

a bottom up recovery. not only that, for the working men and women wages are up but also for blacks and hispanics. that makes the democrats furious that he's doing with a promise to do for three decades and haven't been able to do, and a businessman comes in and does it in three years so there is all out assault on him. the other thing is he is on twitter and the press conferences, were not used to having the president bludgeoned the opposition so forcefully and so aggressively on all spectrums 24 hours a day. it's unsettling to a lot of people and people just aren't used to it, and third, i just think his speaking style is jarring for a lot of people. he's from queens, he is brash and blind and gets right to the point and is very politically incorrect. it's unnerving to hear the president of the united states go directly at people like that and just shake things down to the core. at the end of the day, you've made this analogy and i will double down on that, if you have

a platoon leader, you don't like him, but you respect him, and he keeps killing the enemy. or you have a ceo who is robbing you crazy, keeps you at work until 9:00 p.m. but the earnings are fantastic and you've got a great bonus. or what about a football coach? he's yelling at you all the time, he's making you run strengths but you just won the super bowl. you don't have to love the guy to respect and because winning is most important. >> greg: katie, you usually get your facts straight. dana brought up the fact that there won't be any witnesses. is that a good thing? >> katie: i think it depends. you can be open to new witnesses who were not part of the house process, but the problem is the house is sending over a case that doesn't have everything done. so the senate, the question is if you are a senator how could you vote against witnesses at this point knowing what you know about john bolton and the book? the answer is because the senate

doesn't want to have a precedent where the house can just send over any kind of impeachment process without doing all of the work. as the attorney argued today for the white house, that would enable the senate to become an investigatory body. it would then force them to be impeachment forever as the house sends over partisan impeachment, and it's important to point out that there are two sets of witnesses here. the house interviewed 17 people. those people's testimony had been used in the senate trial on both sides to prove a point. there's nobody in the clinton trial who testified in the house and then testified in the senate who wasn't interviewed before the articles of impeachment and the entire house case was sent to the senate. i think senators are looking at it and saying, we are not the house and you need to do your job. >> juan: the rebuttal came from the democrats who said there have been 15 impeachments and witnesses, in all of them, including in one case, i think the johnson case, like 37 of the 40 had not testified in the house but testified in the

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♪ >> dana: the impeachment trial continuing on capitol hill where senators are getting their chance to ask both legal teams questions. we are monitoring that but first, the white house is telling john bolton not to publish his upcoming book into classified material is removed. and a recent interview with the national security advisor is

getting a lot of attention. >> i will be meeting with president zelensky. he and president trump have already spoken twice. the president called to congratulate president zelensky on his election and his success in the parliamentary election. they were very warm and cordial calls. we are hoping they will be able to meet in warsaw and have a few minutes together. >> dana: their way say, not unusual for the national security council, i mean, that is the process, you may have to ask the cia, is this okay? but this is getting extra scrutiny because they had it for a month and now they are first telling us, wait, we've got some problems. >> katie: the question, the publisher and bolton's team have denied leaking this information to "the new york times," and i actually think that's true because it's not a bolton's interest to have the book held up forever, not to get it published in march and because of this leak now they are looking at it even more thoroughly for classified information. when you submit a book for classification review it doesn't just go to your agency, goes to

all the other agencies and are not exact we sure how long it's going to take or what information is there. a lot of the media today made a big deal and said the president was threatening john bolton about the book, that they may not publish it. they were simply asked to take out classified information, which is exactly what this review is for. given the interview we just played, i think it is very clear that bolton's so-called allegation about what happened that was published in "the new york times," and the secondhand reading of the manuscript may not be all that adam schiff and the democrats are making it out to be, which is why you are seeing all the other democrats now possibly coming out for acquittal. if you're voting for acquittal you are unlikely to vote for john bolton. >> dana: i wanted to mention that. it's possible you will have some bipartisan agreement on acquittal. senators joe manchin of virginia, doug jones of alabama, they say they are undecided. but people think they might vote with them. >> jesse: i understand why. in arizona come impeachment is underwater by ten points.

in alabama it's underwater by 15. west virginia, 25 points. impeachment is underwater. i don't see how joe manchin could vote against their own constituents. >> dana: take a look at this. >> is hunter biden a relevant witness, senator? >> you know, i think so. i really do. i don't have a problem there because this is why we are where we are. i think he could clear himself. what i know and what i've heard, but being afraid to put anybody that might have pertinent information is wrong, no matter if you are a democrat or republican. >> dana: juan, do you think the democrats might lose a couple of votes for acquittal question rick >> juan: it's possible. "might" is the operative word there but to me, what is more interesting at the moment is republicans who would vote not to hear witnesses when you have

75% of the american people, it's pretty overwhelming. when you want to talk impeachment underwater, let's talk cory gardner in colorado. let's talk about what's going on in arizona. let's talk about some of these other republicans. for them, the challenge is that once president trump is acquitted, which we think is likely. wednesday evening. he's going to say this is proof. i've been vindicated. it's all over. these republicans, even before acquittal, but vote to block witnesses and to block the admission of new documents are going to be loaded. it's going to be on their backs. at the top of the ticket they're going to have to explain why you think a fair trial does not include the guy who is the most pertinent to direct testimony about what the president should do. >> jesse: i don't think they are going to run against impeachment. >> dana: of your cory gardner and you're going to vote, let's

say you vote against the president in colorado, then you're going to have no support in colorado all anyway. what he think about the media and how they played all of this as they wait to see -- every development, oh, mcconnell is going to lose. just last night they thought mcconnell didn't have the votes. >> greg: now you sit there and you go, that's wrong. no matter what they say, you go, that's wrong, that's wrong. i'm going to wait until tomorrow, i'm going to wait 24 hours and you know it's always wrong because they are wrong on everything. to katie's point, i have problem even with people here at fox jumping on bolton the way they do because i don't see how the leak was so damaging. even though i still don't really know what the leak is. but the leak, what i hear, vindicates trump. what i said three days ago, it is true! it vindicates him because he said he was concerned about corruption in ukraine and that was behind his action, which by the way, was a quid pro quo. and apparently a quid pro quo

happens to be okay and part of foreign policy, which alan dershowitz pointed out a number of times. schiff actually gave a little window to quid pro quo, and said, there are good quid pro quos. i thought it was supposed to be evil. >> juan: but it is a quid pro quo in the national interests. not your personal mama political interests >> greg: but they overlap if you are a president. >> juan: that is what alan dershowitz says, but let me tell you, if you believe somehow the bolton book vindicates the donald trump, why wouldn't you want bolton to testify? that would be the answer! >> greg: maybe they should, but they don't have to! >> juan: oh, i see. in other words, let's shut him down, next. >> greg: it sets a precedent. that 75% opinion think i'm of course people are going to say, sure, why not witnesses. that's easy to say as opposed to, i don't want witnesses. >> dana: we debate and have

this argument a lot about how many people think medicare for all is a good idea. is medicare for all a good idea and 75% of people say yeah. then the follow-up question is, it would mean the spear than they are like, no. then it's down to 48%. i think the same is true. the polling that a lot of folks have seen, i have not been able to see you directly but in the swing states it's somewhere between 58% and 68% of people in swing states say let's just fight this out at the ballot box. we want to move on. >> jesse: one last thing to juan point, you can say i'm going to attack corruption in ukraine because that is something i ran and campaigned on and that is good for my political benefit as well. rooting out corruption in ukraine and getting to the bottom of that swampy behavior. >> juan: what does joe biden have to do with that? >> jesse: because his son was taking money --

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♪ >> jesse: cnn feeling the heat after one of their anchorman mocked trump supporters. here is cnn's attempt to clean it up. >> i don't believe in belittling

people. belittling anyone for who they are, what they believe, and where they're from here during an interview on saturday night, one of my guests said something that made me laugh and in the moment, i found that joke humorous. i didn't catch everything that was said. just to make this perfectly clear, i was laughing at the joke, and not at any group of people. >> jesse: that semiapology has come to little, too late. the rnc already launching a brutal add based off the segme segment. >> you could put half of trump supporters into what i call the basket of deplorables. >> that is partly them playing to their base. >> anyone supporting this president is, at best, looking the other way. speak of the credulous boomer rube demo that backs the donaldp that wants to think that donald trump is the smart one, and y'all elitists are down.

>> jesse: we predicted that the other day that there was going to be an add on that and there you have. do you don lemons apology, saying, i was only laughing at that initial joke. you next to a picture of a cran, and not all the other -- 's before first of all, the joke was about how dumb trump supporters are, so that is what he was laughing at. this is cnn's problem. they never owned that they are biased and i would argue that what he was laughing at was not just bias, it was very bigoted. can you imagine if you on your show how to segment and people were laughing and making those kinds of comments about the way people speak, how dumb they are and going after the same -- >> jesse: never happened on this program. >> katie: but going after very specific kinds of people, very specific demographic groups, the way they talk, how educated they are, how uneducated they are, and that they are stupid and that is why they support a certain president. that is bigotry and the standard

is double. and cnn acts like they are objective and unlimited is proving they are not. >> jesse: would you consider that bigotry? >> juan: no, it was not directed in terms of anyone's race, ethnicity or religion. >> katie: yes it was. it definitely was. >> juan: oh, i don't think so. it was directed at trump supporters. >> jesse: but the southern twang. >> juan: you can go on with the grievance, i get the point. that is why the ad exists, because it really does play to the whole notion of, we poor conservatives, we trump voters, we are beat up. >> greg: that as evidence. >> juan: i don't think that as evidence. number one, i do think don lemon is a spin guy. i think he should own it and say, this is what i think. but your .., i think a lot of people on the democratic sides, have problems with trying to understand unvarnished, unwavering support for a guy who is off-putting and

divisive. >> katie: because they talk like that about >> katie: supporters and don't make an effort to have a conversation with people outside. he's not a stomach attacking trump, he's attacking the people who vote for them. >> juan: i think that is pretty ironic because boy do i see republicans mocking libs. >> jesse: it happens on both sides but there are republicans confused on why obama voters do not see all the things you are showing them about his policies or behavior or whatever. both sides have an adoring love for whoever the president is at the time. >> greg: i'm just wondering where the southern poverty law center is on this because that would be considered hate. i disagree with you on, is this bigotry or not bigotry, it's actually classism, right? they are demeaning an entire class but they are using a

stereotypical accent when they are demeaning the class, which is a form of bigotry. they are talking about white rednecks. that is what they are basically doing. that is why they laughed. >> juan: rick wilson is a republican, by the way. but there are black people who speak like that. >> greg: you know what, maybe that is where cnn took the stereotype from and applied it to the whites. maybe they just pushed it over here. that could be it. look, they can't reconcile their feelings with the world outside. the world outside has left them behind and that is why they are having a problem pier the rick wilsons of the world, now they are stuck in this feedback loop where all they can do is go on cnn and put out. they put out, they invite you back. that is all that was. lemon kind of hung him out to dry there but i don't look down on them because i was them. i was them. i was in never-trumper, then when he was elected president i decided to give him a chance, focus on the measurable results

and not the tweets, and he has impressed me. i changed my tune. and i think the problem is, they can't do that. they are stuck in their prison. >> jesse: i actually made a similar point, this ukraine thing. you can go on the street and ask anyone where ukraine is, tell me about ukraine. i actually did that, and no one really knew much about ukraine, and they didn't really understand the controversy. and that is not demeaning the intelligence of people. that is just saying it doesn't really rise to the level of something that they care about emotionally as an american. >> dana: it reminds me of in the 2000 election, one of the reporters, juan, you might remember, asked george w. bush to name president of slovenia and others. and the whole narrative was, this guy is so dumb that he doesn't know who the president of slovenia is, and i can't remember the other ones. it just reminds me of that. unnecessary. i don't love the idea, we could be an ad, right?

they could take clips from us. because everything will be fair game. >> katie: using our show was a bad example. >> greg: i think i was in an elizabeth warren ad. we've been in ads. >> katie: i was in a jerry nadler fund-raising email. >> greg: oh, wow, that is a great brag. >> katie: yeah, i don't know how much money he may but i think i should have a cut. >> jesse: juan donated. all right, hundreds of americans are evacuating china right now because of the coronavirus outbreak. and you won't believe the democrats' new plan to fight it. you know, new customers save over $1,000 on average

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>> juan: growing concerns on the u.s. in the coronavirus outbreak in china. this morning, hundreds of americans arrived in the u.s. after evacuating china because of the outbreak. the white house reportedly planning to suspend all direct flights to and from mainland china. that idea getting support from senator tom cox. take a listen. >> there is one way to stop the fires from spreading and that is to stop commercial air travel from china to the united states. it is what i have asked the trump administration to do tod today. >> juan: also elizabeth warren announcing a plan to deal with the virus at home and abroad by dealing with climate change. people are little upset right now and concerned, but what can the biotech companies, what can the private sector do? it's hard to create a vaccine is

such a short amount of time. >> katie: and of the private sector is already working on a vaccine for this virus and commercial airliners have already voluntarily stopped flying to and from china, so that is what they are doing without the government telling them to do it. america has a much different medical system in terms of tax and how they treat things like china does. more resources, more availability of doctors. better scientists, so it's important to take all the precautions but i'm confident. >> juan: you and i hang out at starbucks, mcdonald's, kfc. they are all shutting in china. >> jesse: well, yeah, i would too if that was my company. and i can maybe infect some of my workers or have it come home. i think the trump a administration has a decision to make. are you going to put the travel ban up today or are you going to wait a week i met two weeks, three weeks? i think the abundance of

caution, you risk and economic downturn in china that could spread throughout the globe, and right now our economy, i don't know if that could withstand an international health crisis with the travel ban and all the bilateral trade we have with the chinese. is it worth the risk to do that? and that is a calculation they're going to have to make. but china right now is teetering. not just because of the slow growth and the bad press with hong kong, but this virus right now. a country that is very consumed with pride, rightfully, in very attuned to press and international press. in this virus, that is the worst type of p.r. you could have. if you slap a travel ban on top of this, they can have devastating consequences for china. >> juan: i just heard that infect the chinese have now raised the death toll i guess by 37 to 162 people confirmed dead, and i'm wondering, when you have

people coming into the u.s., if they can be quarantined. apparently in the west coast they are asking for a three-day stall on people going from the airport into the public. >> dana: three days sounds like a long time if you're that person, but apparently, this virus, says you don't show any symptoms for two weeks. so we have to remember that in 1920, 100 million people died worldwide because of the flu. more people died because of that flu then died in world war i and world war ii combined and that is why you have so many people around the world where there full-time job is to staying one step ahead of one of these types of clues. governments can have a lot of cooperation. elizabeth warren is suggesting one of the things we can do is rejoin the paris climate agreement because that will show interest -- candidates do this. it will throw it out there because they say is the temperature rises you will have more of these outbreaks. we are going to have an outbreak regardless and that is why we have all these people to

support. >> jesse: one point, if you're going to bring up the thing with liz warren, she claims that trump slashing the budget, the national institutes of health. the last three years, trump's budget, funding has gone up three years in a row so she is just lying. >> greg: are you surprised? >> jesse: i shouldn't be. >> juan: you had advocated earlier for stopping the travel ban and i said, remember with ebola, and a lot of people think the government, as long as they keep control of it, can deal with it effectively. >> greg: i agree but i've made a chart for you. the united states has said no travel to china. here is the chart i made. you have china, u.s. people going to china, china's people, going to the u.s. watch this. cross this out. is this actually any better?

half of the equation is meaningless. this to work you have to cross out both of them because you are not cutting off the influx of chinese people who may be infected into the united states. so we have to. this chart tells you, because for a few weeks there is an incubation period. i think it's better to be safe than sorry. i won't say the person i'm quoting, but you never lose an election by being safe when it comes to disease. >> juan: what do you do if someone is in paris or berlin? you don't know. oh, yeah, you can come from berlin. >> jesse: worldwide travel ban. close the borders! >> greg: you know it, no travel to miami this weekend. >> jesse: travel ban, found a way out of it. >> juan: that is like an alice dershowitz argument. a little self-centered.

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♪ >> katie: welcome back, time for the "fastest seven." first up, actor david schwimmer is getting major league woke,

saying he's very aware of his privileges a heterosexual white male. he said maybe they should be all like "friends" but i was very aware of the lack of diversity. i'm going to give you the first look at this story. >> jesse: my friend david and i agree that white male privilege exists, i'm just not going to apologize for it. i don't feel guilty about my extreme white male privilege. but living single with a bunch of black people while living together while friends, martin was a show about a bunch of black americans living in an apartment building in the city. they already have that. i don't think martin lawrence goes back and says, should they have had more white friends in the building? i just don't think that is realistic. and how insulting is it to an audience to sam going to

reengineer a reboot of "friends" except it is all black people hanging out in the west village drinking coffee? >> katie: the millennials are mad about "friends" in the story line. >> greg: do you know why he wants a reboot of all african-american cast? he can say, look, i do have black friends. thank you very much. [laughter] you can't beat that joke. >> dana: i don't know how i feel about this. i feel like hollywood, it's likely keep doing the same show was over and over again. there's not a lot of creativity. >> juan: i think he has to make a reputation in hollywood so he doesn't want anyone to mistake him for jesse as some kind of conservative, you know? >> katie: next up, here's the incredible moment when a veteran received some life-changing news. >> collectors love this watch because paul newman wore it in a movie. a watch like this at auction is worth about $400,000.

[laughter] you okay? don't fall, i'm not done yet. your watch at auction today, $500 to $700,000. >> katie: while serving abroad, back in 1974, for about $400. >> dana: that is great, i love it. i don't get a chance to watch the show all the time but if i see clips on youtube i was think it is pretty fun. i don't have anything in my closet that i think i could take but you never know. that's why i've got to go see. >> juan: let me just say, that is a daytona and there's one man in this building, also a woman, one man in our fox building who does the 3:00 show, bill hemmer, who owns a beautiful rolex. every time i see him i try to

distract him and strip it off his wrist. [laughter] >> katie: salad at auction or where it yourself? >> juan: are you kidding? i would just prize it. i would be like a little kid with a baseball card. >> jesse: and he's a very rich man. >> katie: i mean, he is a rich man but that is not him. >> jesse: i don't even buy this story. you get a rolex and you don't wear it? >> juan: i wear watches. >> jesse: you buy it and keep it in the box. something fishy about that. >> greg: i find it ironic that a watch almost made his heart stopped ticking. we'll be right back. a young lady discovers true love in the frozen food aisle. we will discuss that in many other topics. >> katie: we will be right back. "one more thing" is up next. he's a systems quarterback. where's the truck? what? parked it right there. male voice: what did i tell you, boys? tonight we eat like kings! (chuckling) you're a genius, gordon!

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>> greg: time now for "one more thing." i will go first with this. no, okay. fox nation, that is my interview with him on fox nation. i thought we were doing that later. anyway, now, let's do this. greg's kitchen corner. i love ice cream and there is a new flavor of ice cream. it's cream of can't. take a look at this! >> jesse: that looks so weird. >> greg: it does look weird. the cat apparently loves to curl up in a pot and i'm hoping, how did you edit that so you don't even see the little had come out? show the little had come out. you ruined it. i am leaving. >> katie: i saw it, very soft serve or regular? >> greg: i don't know. >> dana: i'm going to show you about a little dog. a 9-year-old basset hound in south carolina, she's taken to

lying in the middle-of-the-road when the owner is ready to go home. when they turn for home she is like, no, i want to walk, sit right here. thankfully where they live is a little traffic, so the not worried about her. but that's how it is. it is going to lie down. >> greg: looks like me after my pellet on. >> dana: there is a new "i tell you what" podcast and i will be on tuckerton i. >> jesse: i did this one just for you, greg. a guy driving a wienermobile got pulled over in wisconsin. he was driving the weiner mobile and he wasn't going fast enough. of the weiner mobile was going way too fast. no, the cop said, you are going too slow. it's got to go faster and he was let off with a verbal warning. and they let the weiner mobile go. >> greg: that is interesting. >> dana: is this your "one more thing"?

>> jesse: yes. >> dana: why? >> jesse: i thought it would be interesting to hear greg make a wisecrack about all weiner mobile. >> greg: he is trying to get me in trouble. to be frank, though, he really did get off. [laughter] >> jesse: yes, it was totally worth it! >> greg: cut the mustard. don't laugh, it's not worth it. it's terrible. to think you are next. >> juan: oh, i relish this. [laughter] let's stick with food. my grandkids love shirley temple, and you know it's ginger ale with the cherry syrup and the cherries, so i was quite excited to see there is now a shirley temple reviewer. he assesses or looks at how different restaurants prepare a shirley temple and offers online reviews for you. take a look.

>> 6.3, a good rating. >> american flag. usa! there's really nothing to say because it's just a great shirley temple. >> juan: leo has now been dubbed the shirley temple king and his instagram account has blown up because of his brutally honest reviews. he also makes his own shirley temples. everybody at the table says they like them. he uses three to four cups of ice, three cherries and of course ginger ale. >> greg: don't you put grenadine? >> katie: i thought it was sprite. >> dana: i think if you are from -- you do sprite not ginger ale? >> jesse: i'm a sprite guy and sometimes don't order it at the bar and i'm embarrassed to buy maggot because i don't want the guy to recognize it is jesse watters ordering a shirley temple. >> greg: go to new york, they won't recognize you.

>> greg: page 6 report, from "friends," he orders a shirley temple in his career grumbles. >> katie: we had couches in our home to relax and this was anything but relaxing. a 6-foot long boa constrictor was found in his living room couch on monday. the county fire district responded and helped get the snake out of the house. the deputy fire chief said the resident snake charmer come he is pictured right here wrangling that thing out of the home. no one is sure how the snake got in and out of the house. but i've got to say, personal experience with this. when i was a kid, my brother brought a little snake into the house and my dad got it, we lost for week and we found it under the stairs. >> dana: did you go hunting for it? >> katie: for a week. >> jesse: and now it is a pair of cowboy boots. >> juan: did you take your

gun? >> katie: no, we just took it outside. we let it go. >> greg: snakes, what can you say about snakes that haven't been said, dana? >> dana: a lot of snake talk tonight. all right, set your dvrs, never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. >> bret: welcome to washington i'm bret baier we're expecting a dinner break and we'll have a recap of the questions and answers and more of the news as well. let's go back to the senate floor and listen to alan dershowitz responding to a question about high crimes and misdemeanors. >> it was whether the crime clinton was charged with was a high crime. the issues was whether a crime was required. two years earlier in an op-ed on academic grounds that you could not impeach for