for truth justice and the american way. the greg got those shows coming up and i'll see you next saturday night.sasasasasasasasa. [applause] greg: we are in miami home of sandy beaches triptych whether in plastic surgery. this is how it looked before i got here. what an improvement. thank you miami. here we are for the big game. i guess that means it's time for

yes, so we have gone over the accomplishment of donald trump many times economy dead terrorists trade deal stock market but now we can add life expectancy. for the first time in four years of americans average lifespan increased. live is so great under trump people don't want to die. anyway you party heard this good is a million times for me and to be honest he was right. >> we are going to win. we are going to win. we are going to when i'm trade. we are going to win at the border. we are going to win so much you are going to get so sick and tired of winning. >> it's true. i am kind of tired of winning but you know who wasn't? the oakland raiders of the 1970s. ferocious, brutal, scary.

the great monte johnson scary monsters and super freaks but they were also winners mainly because of their boss al davis controversial intimidating buddy lives by three words, just win baby and boy did he. from 67 to 85 p1 13 division championships won afl championship in three super bowls that people put up with his rebellious streak because the one. sound familiar? trump's the al davis the president and his administration are the raiders of old and their mantra just win, baby. like the raiders trump is not only guided by his faith but the people who hate them in the hate for trump's strong especially in the media. >> basically after this bombshell from john bolton, we don't want to hear it, we do want to know what we do want you to hear it or know it. that sounds like their produce a painting in a cover-up. >> it's actually maybe worse

what lamar alexander is doing because he saying essentially. >> he beat his wife, so? people around the world are watching us going this is what you want for the rest of the world? what a sad sad moment. >> the american people are going to have a complete view of just how ugly this drug deal was by the time november rolls around and just how guilty the president of the united states was. brien: thanks bevis or is it but had? a never sure. the hate is so strong it includes his supporters. >> donald trump couldn't find ukraine on a map if you had the letter u in and picture been actual physical crane next to her. this is administration defined by ignorance -- ignorance of the world. that's partly hemp him playing to their base playing to their audience, the credulous boomer

rube demo that once to thank donald trump's the smart one and you all the elitists are dump. greg: and i was a slot machine that would come up three bags. the reason is it's not trump. it's you, you dump rube for supporting him. you have hollywood. you have most academics. >> i hate your country your president and everything about your culture. you are the that comes out of pigs after they eat their own filth. you are the scabs on the knees of lizards who at the of obese and diseased rats. except for that greg gutfeld or as we called them in iran the sultan of late night. as much funnier than jimmy son

of kim opened second thought since the united states throws in a pair of tickets to throw in the greg got held show maybe we have a deal. greg: yes. i don't know about you but i'm starting to like that guy. not sure about the translation. anyhow you always know someone is doing a great job by their ever series level. it reflects that frustration. let's just throw the game. here's my final football analogy of impeachment is like the super bowl for losers. you've got two teams. one wants to impeach him one wants to acquit. are they the same? no. one team started training for this game the day trump got elected. they trained to impeach. those are the losers. the other side were just trying to do their own job and so far it's pretty good which may be why don lemon was laughing so

hard, to keep himself from crying. welcome a superstar with the handlebar singer-songwriter john risch. he's as cheerful as i'm careful. her hair is gold and she's always cold. someone is screaming. kat timpf. [applause] and the last person to play seesaw with him was on the moon. my sidekick and host tyrus. [applause] john what are your thoughts on the last couple of days trump

versus all of these crazies? >> america needs a cocktail greg greg: are you going to start pumping your whiskey? >> no but we know it's around here somewhere. it's been something else to watch. i'd rather go to an all night dentist than to see that again. greg: it's true the rates of drinking have to be skyrocketing. >> my business is booming. greg: i believe i've been drinking more and i blame schumer and nancy pelosi. >> i will start by saying in addition to the life expectancy rising opioid deaths have decreased for the first time in years. that's the kind of thing that matters to us but all of this aside this clear sham in this waste of all of our tax dollars it affects our families and people surviving. that is a campaign promise that

trump made and that's the kind of results the americans care about. greg: that's a very good point. well done emily. kat can you do better than emily? >> weight of. us against each other before we do the rest of the show. thank you i love that difficulty. i'm not the most excited about the extra four years to life. i feel like you know how much do you really need? that clip of don lemon i think donald trump should be thrilled with that but i think that's the best campaign ad that ever could have existed for trump. it allows him to say, he's always saying people in the world hate you. the people who support me they hate you. "cnn" fake news bias and its it's evidence that completely supports that point of view. and he said he didn't know what he was laughing at and that was his defense.

you are continually laughing the whole time. you don't have to be at human behavior expert to know if there's a joke in someone is laughing their laughing at that job. greg: we can hear everything. i think the dems could take the longevity thing and turn it into a negative. an example of longevity and equality. tyrus. round this out with your prospective thoughts. >> piggybacking on what i've said before i'm concerned about you. your change continues and now you're greg gibson. greg: which gibson? debbie gibson? >> mel gibson. the open shirt and the anger and the exciting changes going on with you and for me i'm really glad because i need to re-up. i have to play a drinking game at home so to watch the

impeachment raid i'm a little concerned. greg: you take a drink every time and what happens? >> i just keep drinking. >> i pass out and i can tell greg i actually watched it. greg: everything gets better in this country the angry at the other side gets and i think that's going to continue and continue. it's an emotional issue. it's not a political one anymore. maybe we should just move on. literally and figuratively. more from miami after this. [applause] guys, it's that time... and nothin's happenin'. well now there's score!, from force factor, to rev your libido and maximize physical response. it's no wonder walmart offers score! in more locations than any other performance enhancer. unleash your potential in the bedroom, with score!.

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>> and now "the greg gutfeld show". greg: it's going to be a raucous caucus. who is surging, who was urging and who is forging? the latest polls show by dan sanders neck-and-neck for ers place for despite the fact that biden is talking like he's going to toss the baton to his vice

president. >> whomever i. their two things. one, he's capable of being president because i'm an old guy , okay? no but i'm serious. greg: at least he's honest but i'm not sure of the slogan hey over may i might die soon. it's a winner. give us some big ideas, joe. and now joe biden. >> the big things that didn't exist until 1981. houseboats, canada. those are big things. they are new. i know you are thinking trains. the difference i learned the hard way. text it joe at 90210. good show.

[applause] greg: bernie is surging despite the fact he can tell us how much his free everything plan will cost. the price is estimated to be $60 trillion over 10 years, cracked? >> well we have opponents. nobody knows. greg: now there's a slogan. nobody knows. i think bernie is going to need to change the subject maybe talk about the big game, right joe? >> and now joe biden on professional football. >> wayne gretzky, quarterback, half time scoring the most points. come on and there's no defense. everybody is wide open. open sesame. "sesame street". ordinarily.

the two guys are just friends, come on. text joe at 777 but you have to do it in the right order. more works. [applause] greg: meanwhile hillary clinton isn't running but does she feel the urge to? >> i certainly feel the urge because i feel like the 2016 election was really an odd time and outcome. greg: odd time. good news hillary biden is looking for a running mate. wouldn't that be hilarious? he's not on the ballot in iowa and is spending a lot of his money on ads like this. >> might bloomberg is the man to lead us. he will create more jobs. mike is not afraid of the nra not one bit. >> mike will get it done.

>> he does not tweet. >> i like mike. i like mike. greg: i like mike. i'm troubled by that rate he'll be so mad when he finds out that dogs can vote. what do joe and mike and pets have in common? neither one of them know how to use a spoon. if you can't look like you are enjoying ice cream then no one can help you. take it home joe. >> and now joe biden on government. >> look i've got a lot of friends and dinosaurs are not our friends. come on man, if you were there you would know that. how many more accidents at these

amusement parks are we going to have it for you recognize raptors should not have the right to vote. he was irish. text joe at 867-5309. who can i turn to? greg: you can't's turn to us. emily how can you not eat ice cream without having somebody direct to? that is amazing. he tried to shake a dogs they see everyday day. >> i know. when i saw them i pictured them doing that with my doberman in boggled my mind. it doesn't matter if you spend a trillion dollars on advertising if your ads are insane and in terms of hillary clinton talking about her urges. i don't want to hear any urges

coming out of the clintons. and then on biden first of all he should get an academy award for that. what matters in iowa in the upcoming caucuses is widens margin. i think nevada and south carolina don't matter in the way that iowa and new hampshire will automatically have mirrored results but i think if the margins are low traditionally they have flip-flopped. greg: amylase followed by al-rimi. you any details on iowa? >> i have all the data. that's my expertise. biden, very bizarre strategy in saying you don't like me, still vote for me and it's fine because i will likely die in office. that is a bizarre strategy but it's not as the czars the wave bernie sanders response when

anyone asks them how is going to pay for his plan. does it every time of i don't know but then he also looks at you like he has no idea why. imagine any other situation situation where there would happen. you hire someone say hey i want to remodel my home. how about a.com and ground pool or home theater? okay for how much? i don't know, nobody knows. you're like give me an estimate. i don't know why you'd be asking me that. the same thing. it's bananas. greg: it is bananas. tyrus what are your thoughts? >> i think there's a problem with the democratic party. why make commercials about things you don't want to do. i am not going to go out and be like i enjoy watching the greg got held show and eating russell sprouts. i'm not going to do it.

you don't like ice cream, don't do it. just hold it up. if you are going to do cutesy things with their dogs maybe be in the now. if you put peanut butter in their mouth and make them talk its not cool. >> dog owners are like for real? >> he may not know how the eat ice cream by himself. he may have a full staff. >> vote for me and i will get someone to feed you ice cream. go to john. >> i know who should be biden's running mate. it's obvious you who it should be. it should be somebody that he has put in charge of big things before whoever in big situations and somebody that definitely would hold the line should anything happen to joe biden. hunter biden for vice president.

keep it in the family. greg: keep it simple. a brilliant idea. we don't need any expertise. joe has proven that. give the kid a chance. greg: by the way the president has to pick someone not as good as you are so they won't show them up. hunter is the perfect one. hunter did great in ukraine. made all all that money and never got in trouble. don't ever discount that vote. >> the vote. >> all 17 of them. >> did you realize john delaney dropped out yesterday? this is a problem with the democrats. was the most sensible person there and nobody even cared.

>> i still say yang has some great ideas. some fortunate -- i think you should have two good choices. whether you are republican and democratic or independent you should have two good choices. they are doing it again. >> i just want to see bernie and trump in a debate. greg: exactly. we are 1200 minutes away from kickoff. back with more after this.

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now back to the greg gutfeld show. have a great night. greg: are you a big? if you talk sports that were? on the eve of super bowl liv, 10 years older than me up business management expert in britain says sports talk at the word place should be cut back because it makes women feel excluded. worse she said it could be a gateway for inappropriate actions like sex talks and rugby first to be clear she's talking about the uk where they play something called soccer. for those of you unfamiliar this is soccer.

i did not know that soccer was co-ed. secondly it isn't suggesting that women can't chime in about sports is sexist or even more sexist even talking about sports in saying women can't talk about sports. join the big game and talk about it all you want. we are americans and that's what we do. [applause] except her carl. he steals the office chairs. a lot of things he does on "fox & friends" doesn't make it onto the show because it's so embarrassing for him. do you believe that sports talk

excludes women? >> greg i am a woman. thank you. greg: that's a weird way to get applause. >> given that if someone were to look at me and say i'll bet she doesn't talk about sports, she doesn't want to chew doesn't even know how just by looking at me that would be absolutely sexist. it would also be absolutely correct. i don't know anything about football and when people are talking about it i can't help but chime in with what i do know which are four things. someone will be like touchdown and i'm like oh that's the thing you do and you get 6.2 new kick for another at the quarterback of the like the person that throws it. then the conversation will shift to me and whether or not i may have a concussion. greg: we are always wondering that. tyrus what would you say that women can participate in this

kind of talk and it's insulting to women? >> its ignorance that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. it's all about who you are and who your friends are. they have no sports to talk about. the world cup. greg: they have rugby. >> australia has better rugby. literally when it comes to sports there's not much to talk about. they are big thing was cricket. greg: i love cricket. >> you do? greg: not really. >> in america you talk with your friends about stuff and if you talk about sports know what is going in circles. emily did you see the game last night? i know who didn't. you know what i'm saying? that's not how it works. >> i know for sure a lot of women in america's love sports. do you know how many babies have

been made at half-time? greg: i don't know, how many? i think there's a science behind that. >> everybody has been drinking and partying and having a good time that's when babies get made. greg: i've never seen a super bowl party where they leave during halftime. >> we don't let a second get away from us. greg: emily you were in oakland raiders cheerleader back in the day. [applause] don't do it. that will be later. >> i don't get offended easily but the saddest part about this is that the fact that it furthers the worst vitriol comes from other women. no guy would ever say that but it takes a woman to say you should be offended if this happens. camp participate in these

conversations. i agree with you tyrus. once the uk lost david beckham it was all downhill. greg: because he was good-looking. it's also sexist in the sense that it's something that guys like sports. i hate it. especially in elevators. >> you love to raiders. greg: as i get older i find it silly. >> most people do. greg: we can talk about movies. piracy and i spent two hours talking about "downton abbey." >> i loved "downton abbey". >> i watched the series and the movies and i'm proud of it.

>> by the way dean about sports is from a? the bachelor. the bachelorette. >> i could come to work and be like i can't talk about the bachelor. that's sexist. standing around the water cooler talking about roses and i don't know what to do. greg: we have to take a break. we have more to come. fun stuff, cheerleading. [applause]

greg: would you find it evil to eat a weevil. the global population believes it has 10,000,000,030 years. scientists are wondered how we are all going to eat.

we are killing the push to move to plant-based diets. a scientist said wayne state university named her wayne state another great protein source of bugs specifically crickets. apparently they are loaded with protein. they don't take up as much room as a cow which is roughly 10 times the size of the cricket. you can dinner together. shared cricket. remember this in 2050 as you prepare your super bowl sunday spread. what did i just say? you will be serving them cricket wings. some grasshopper poppers. how about this, nat chose. you know nabs? spider colliders and wash it

down with beetlejuice. how do you feel about that? projectile it's too much tyrus. >> first of all its figures of scientists was from wayne state. they are usually behind the ball. the world is eating bugs are ready, everyone but us. it's normal. every time you have shrimp or lobster, it's bugs. greg: thank you. i can't even look at seafood. >> that's going to be the most onto pulling out their. that's all that's going to be

left. greg: i don't know if i like that you i will say whenever e lobster or crab that's obviously an insect. people are already eating insects that they train their brain to pretend like it's a delicacy. if they fed lobsters to inmates in prisons until they ran out. >> is that a fact? >> there are bugs in every food you eat by the way. >> there are bugs on your body. >> was an okay research science lady she has or whatever we get points like scientific points. the exoskeletons have micronutrients. it sounds like they are good for you. less water environmentally safe. she didn't address one issue that keeps coming up in my own

research. it's yucky and i have eaten bugs i've eaten guacamole. i'd get it on kennedy show which brings me to the point i would never do it for protein the way they are saying. i give it only for the attention i would eat a bug that only for attention. greg: attention supersedes everything else emily. would you be e above? voluntarily. not when you're you are on your bike riding. >> or me it's the last resort at when i got up for "fox & friends" i had one coffee pod left. i opened it up and there were mice in it. take it for the team and i drank it anyway because coffee was gold at 4:00 a.m.. greg: you are disgusting. >> haven't you heard that?

greg: did you go to the cons here to tell them? >> we are in miami. that's what you do in miami. >> did you feel a little extra him from that? did you bug out? greg: the only bugs i am eating are if it's a bunny. >> we have woods full of deer and turkey and shotguns as long as we have that i ain't eating any bugs brother. greg: this is just a bunch of where does a bunch of hippie where does. >> is crazy work from wayne state echoes the world is already eating bugs. greg: i have an uncle that eats a lot of bugs. >> wednesday. greg: i'm excited about this

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greg: cheerleaders are big part of the wall which reminded us emily was once a part national cheerleader for the oakland raiders. [applause] these are pictures of her and for she was thrown out for scaring the players. today she decided to put the pom-poms back on and show kat timpf a few pointers for the very important job. >> i thought it would be fun to show kat but it didn't turn out quite like i planned. kat has a much different approach to cheerleading than i do. take a look.

hey kat why are you dressed? i'm going to show you everything i know about thing in nfl cheerleader the halftime routine , all of it. let's go. >> cheering for sports? it sounds awful. it's not how i imagined it at all. i think we will be very different. >> honey you aren't going to believe that the presentation went so well they promoted me. let's go out and celebrate. >> congrats to you on your big day. we knew you could go all the way. >> i will call you back. >> dave beck and wanted to ask this for a while. what do you say? >> yes. >> we are so happy for both of you. marriages can run their course.

she is probably cheating on you. >> you are saving the world with such precision. don't be fooled recycling. >> like the green new deal is going to change things. >> they try to change laws but nothing passes. we try to fill the world with greenhouse gases. i could do this all day long. >> you want everything. earth to kat. hey kat cheerleading is awesome. >> sports super bowl, go yankees [applause] greg: the interesting thing about that package is that nails

both agreed to a tee. >> i was meant to play that role. this is more me than i am. the funniest part to me while we were filming that in those out if every executive at "fox news" had to walk by. hey guys. >> also if i was not completely physically dependent on nicotine i would have never been able to take -- take that many risks. greg: emily has much changed in the cheerleading workstyle since you have retired? you have retired, cracked? >> you mean the actual performance? not much has changed. it's still amazing. greg: they have included men. that is a change. >> to you. >> they had to yell leaders in college. >> yell leaders? i can do that.

the nba i think fans are used to performances that have amazing dancing going on. greg: not on my watch young lady >> what is a yell leader? greg: one of our friends was a yell leader. it's a male cheerleader. tyrus would you want your kids to be cheerleaders? >> if that's what he or she wanted to do yeah or that like to see them get paid better. they are professionals and i would like to see them be treated as such. it's also a good avenue. a lot of times to have someone who is a gymnast and may not have the ability to go into the olympics and they can go on to cheerleading. >> i was so impressed by the caliber of the girls that i cheered with. those girls work so hard and they are so passionate about it

and they are performing artists. greg: i can see her tv show cheerleader lawyer. >> i would watch that. i would interview that person immediately. greg: exactly. >> she is sitting right next to you. >> you haven't talked about my show on fox nation, the pursuit. she'd be perfect for that. how fast can you talk in one minute and how many words per minute? i'd thought she was perfect in the guidance and no kat a little bit and that is exactly kat. >> the power of positive thinking. greg: we are not done. more to come. [applause]

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greg: final bots i want to gear predictions for the game tomorrow. tyrus. >> i have the 49'ers, 47-13. a big blow out. >> who else is playing? greg: there are two red teams. >> the red ones. greg: there you go. matt the chiefs by at least four. >> patrick maholmes 35-31 chiefs. greg: i am from the bay area. i grew up as a raider fan and a 49'ers fan. i'll have to save niners by 14. john rich emily compagno.

jesse: welcome to "watters world" i am jesse watters, coming to you from miami. take a look at hard rock stadium right there home to the super bowl lxiv, san francisco 49ers face-off against the kansas city chiefs. we are going to get their predictions for the game and also deal puts me to the test to see if i have what it takes to make an nfl team. and the 49ers cheerleaders are here to get the party started. [cheering] first, the senate did its