america writing an amazing wave of prosperity and enthusiasm tht we've not seen in a long time. some would argue we've not seen it before. "the five" starts right now. ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino with emily compagno, juan williams, lawrence jones, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president trump has been acquitted, but the fight over impeachment appears far from over. a triumphant trump taking a major victory lap of the national prayer breakfast this morning, holding up and acquitted newspaper headline and attacking his political foes. >> i don't like people who use their faith as justification for doing what they know is wrong, nor do i like people who say i

pray for you. when they know that that's not so. >> dana: nancy pelosi responded with these harsh words. >> i pray hard for him because he is so off the track of our constitution, our values, our country. he's talking about things that he knows little about. faith and prayer. he is impeached forever, no matter what he says what headlines he wants to carry around. >> dana: polic pelosi taking dit aim at the state of the union. >> the president using the congress of the united states as a backdrop for a reality show. i tore up a manifesto of mistruths and i don't need any lessons from anybody, especially the president of the united states, about dignity. next year we will have a new president of the united states.

it's an absolute imperative. >> dana: the president going off on pelosi come impeachment and much more. >> were treated unbelievably unfairly. we first went through russia, russia, russia. it was all [bleep] adam schiff is a vicious, horrible person. nancy pelosi is a horrible person. she wanted to impeach a long time ago and she said i. pray for the president. she doesn't pray. she may pray but she prays for the opposite. they brought me to the final stages of impeachment. but now we have that gorgeous word. i never thought a word with sound so good. it's called total acquittal. >> dana: all right, emily. total acquittal. >> emily: i'm laughing because he said it was one word and it was too. i think what resonated so strongly with me was the small world pelosi is living in.

she doesn't see that this entire time what is resonated for the president is that the entire time he has aligned himself with the american people. he's never badmouth or criticize the public or an entire segment of the population, which is why the democrats continue to shoot themselves in the foot and seems so out of touch. it's also why the american people took such offense at her ripping up that speech because it was ripping up them. he was ripping up names and policies and a feeling of being heard this president has done this entire time. we've sat through two years of mueller and six months of impeachment and the democrats have tried to tell the american people what they said he did. no one wants to go off that ledge anymore. we have been sold a bombshell over and over again. who wants to take another leap of faith. everyone is exhausted. to see her perpetuating that same cell fly in that same echo chamber, there's nothing to show

for it except our fatigue and the fact that she's knocking to be speaker next time around. >> dana: she is having what you would call a no-good, very bad week. >> greg: i have advice for these people. if you want to get trump out of the white house, here is an easy strategy. wait five years. that's all you have to do. i know people are upset about the press or. i would've been worse. three years. >> dana: there's no doubt. >> greg: at least he thanked everybody. i would be screaming my head -- i would be using much worse language. i thought that the presser was hilarious, it was great. he was right. there will be people like juan who disagree completely. because one side that feels really bad about this in one side that's ecstatic.

we can agree that both sides looking at the same thing and seeing two different things, right? so what's the answer? which side is best at predicting the outcomes? when you have these two different visions, what predicted the implosion of collusion or the obstruction or kavanaugh come impeachment? it's the people that were happy today. that side has been able to predict with almost 100% certainty what was going to happen. the other side was so emotionally damaged, damaged because every time their side is wrong because of their cognitive dissonance, they cannot understand why the vision in their head isn't matching the reality outside. nancy did not look -- she looked like she had had it, i think the reasons that had nothing to do with trump. her own site has not helped her. every time they predict something it's bad and it bleeds into iowa. they get everything wrong. >> dana: january was like

iran, impeachment. then they have iowa. it is like the ides of february. >> juan: i couldn't believe what the president did in the east room. we just played him using profanity. i don't think it's me when i see a president behave like that. i think this is inappropriate and wrong. i think most americans, by the way, would agree with me. i don't think that he's in touch with americans. i think he did a power play and there were a lot of spineless republicans in the senate who just couldn't deal with a matter of conscience. when it comes to religion, which was so central, by the way, in the way that mitt romney -- hang on. what made romney did and what nancy pelosi did would say this is appalling behavior. they therefore acted in accordance with their conscience and their faith, is what mitt romney said.

>> greg: it's convenient. >> juan: and then the president speaks to this religion angle today, dana. but of course he behaved inappropriately at the prayer breakfast. this guy -- >> lawrence: when he said she was sedated. >> juan: this guy doesn't know anything about religion. he doesn't know anything about forgiveness come about humility. he doesn't. he doesn't live his life that way. he said he doesn't forgive people. greg, you said don't judge words, judge by actions. look at his actions. >> greg: and he's acquitted. it's a great action. >> juan: this is not a christian life. >> lawrence: for years we've heard the democrats say that nancy pelosi was the adult in the room. she doesn't do name-calling. she called the president sedated today. she's classy, and in the house she ripped up his speech. the democrats can no longer claim they have the moral high

ground. what i've been telling people for years is that the way trump behaves is much like many of the people in the house. they just do it behind closed doors. the difference with trump is, he is who he is and this was a day of celebration because not only was it about him. they destroyed this man's family, went after everyone in the cabinet, every business associate. they used political pressure in the prosecution to squeeze people on false charges that had nothing to do with collusion. they destroyed everyone that was associated with the president. >> juan: so he gets away with lying? he lies in the state of the union, outright lies about health care. oh, i am protecting people with pre-existing conditions. >> lawrence: republicans stood h democrats on pre-existing conditions. you didn't want to stand for school choice, the tuskegee

airmen. >> juan: you know what i liked about that speech, the state of the union, it was reality tv with a tv performance but it was insulting to the house because you don't give rush limbaugh a medal of freedom. the first lady put it. it was like a sideshow. >> lawrence: democrats should rethink their strategy as the president is rising in approval. his approval rating is going up. >> dana: we've got to go. greg will take a look at some of the most the most over-the-top reactions to impeachment, not including the one you just saw. as a caricature artist, i appreciate what makes each person unique. that's why i like liberty mutual. they get that no two people are alike and customize your car

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♪ >> greg: the consequence of a delusion, that breakdown that follows after truth is revealed. >> [bleep] [yelling] >> greg: that person is going to do well in life. imagine being his parents. i would make a joke but i feel sorry for them. it's a break down what you also see on social media where celebrities resort to all caps, insanity in response to cheeky memes. trump just reposted this, prompting bette midler to scream frantically "you think this is a joke, don't you? it's not. he means it. he will change the rules. his enablers will lead him. if he wins again, he will rule until you die."

at least ivanka is seen. that midler is so naughty, elephants keep trying to eat her. after trump's presser, cnn goes full freudian. >> this is the disturbing tableau for the country. it was dark because he's made clear his mind is dark. summoning deep psychological distress, self-pity, insecure, angry. >> greg: that is a straight news reported. cnn's very best become psychiatrists, diagnosing mental illness. no surprise that he's a paranoid narcoleptic. i'm kidding. but anyone can play doctor. especially in times of hysteria when you see someone else's good time is your bad. emotion fuels the anger. it's happened before, righteous rage followed by depression.

the media and the dems. the attacks on trump are more plentiful and intense. because he fought back. remember when people mocked trump defenders. he fights. it's why he's winning and why the other side keeps screaming. i have a theory that you should only tweet and all caps if your house is on fire then you shouldn't be on twitter. >> dana: for people on twitter a lot, they think they're having an impact but they are talking to themselves. it's like spitting in the wind. it goes away so quickly so it's kind of point is. >> greg: that is the root, spitting in the wind. >> dana: sometimes it comes back and hits you in the face. try it on the way home tonight. bernie bites. >> greg: exactly. >> dana: he's not going to take the iowa results lying

down. >> greg: i take a lot of things lying down because i'm lazy. what did you think of that video of that kid? i thought it was funny and then they look at it. what's wrong with these people in college? >> lawrence: i covered college for two years and it's typical behavior. it's part of the professors pitfall. we think -- i think juan has bad ideas but i love juan. there is talk on the other side on college campuses, they are a threat to democracy, a threat to the country. when you have these developing mines that should be learning both sides of the political spectrum you put that nonsense in their head, they start reacting. >> greg: i heard that kid is actually now getting a job at cnn as a media reporter. >> juan: could be. maybe he'll replace you, i don't

know. it seems to me, it's crazy to extrapolate from this bad behavior, clearly threatening. if the police are aware of it. they should be checking it out. drugs may be an issue. you can extrapolate and say it's typical behavior on college campuses. if you took an example of a right-wingers nothing crazy and sent all republicans are all conservatives, we would say no, it's not fair. >> greg: it's a trend. i have three examples. >> juan: to me the big news, it seems to me. trump and people who are upset and i think lots of democrats are upset at the idea that there was a power play that was devoid of paying attention to what was going on than you had republicans who said he did something wrong but we don't want to impeach. it's like people are lacking in saying conviction and holding the promise to uphold the constitution. >> greg: it's over, juan. we've got to move on to the next step, the next impeachment. emily.

the thing that drives me crazy is the diagnosis, when people diagnose people's problems. doctors aren't allowed to do that without seeing a patient. >> emily: i agree. also that video of that guy, that's my entire metaphor for the democratic party right now which is the democratic party leadership are screaming in the middle of their echo chamber. they are fueled entirely by emotion and contempt, that's one of the four horseman, you member this. john gottman saying once you have contempt, the whole world was over. he can proceed with logic anymore. while this guy is literally going crazy screaming at what he thinks is so true, all around him -- i've got to get to class in 20 minutes and i'm videotaping this insane guy. one of my having for dinner? i've got to do this. we have these statistics that came out in the state of the union. the dow has been up almost 60%

since the election. s&p almost 56%. 90% of americans are satisfied with their personal life. these are things that matter. literally the rest of the parties watching the leadership in the middle go beside themselves make no production what so ever. at the end of the day, we are going to learn at the ballot box who made the most sense to them. it's not pelosi. >> juan: 80% of americans are represented by the senators who voted to convict and remove this president. >> greg: well, you know, it didn't work out. coming up, bitter democrats claim trump wasn't really acquitted. the media's new love affair with mr. mitt romney.

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>> this vote is no vindication, no real acquittal, no victory. >> i am uncomfortable with the word acquitted because that implies there was a full and fair trial. >> there's no vindication from a rig trial. >> a giant asterisk next to the presidents acquittal. >> juan: senator mitt romney's being praised for voting to convict president trump on the abuse of power articles of impeachment. >> god bless him for his courage. >> it will cement senator romney's legacy. >> i want to salute mitt romney. >> this was a profile in courage. >> a decent and honorable man who stood up and do the right thing. >> he is now the president of the republican resistance to donald trump. >> it was something that i never actually have seen since i've been in the senate. >> juan: i guess they are saying that he voted as an active conscience, lawrence, and that it's a fact he was the one who stood up. i think i read today that in all

the prior impeachment, the president who was being impeached was able to hold his party in line. this was the first historically. i think lots of republicans saying it's just democrats celebrating romney. what do you think? >> lawrence: it's clear, because he was the devil before. all this nonsense. you only have courage when you stand with the democrats, that's apparently what they have defined it as. courage is when you decide to vote against the president. on a sad note, this is bad for the democrats. it's bitterness and they can't move forward. game is over. he has been acquitted. the party is in disarray. they don't know how to control the progressive wing. it's not even going to be a competition when it comes to november. they have no message. they have no leadership right now, can't even run iowa but they are still worried about the president, impeachment and so forth. >> juan: dana, i saw

mitt romney did several interviews before he actually voted. you think he was trying to defend his legacy. how do you interpret what happened? >> dana: i asked mike lee today on "the daily briefing." the other senator from utah, if he had talked to mr. romney and the answer was no. i think he knew that the blowback was coming. he knew he was going to be called a traitor. he knew people were going to mark his religion and say that he's a faker. i think he knew all of that. he is savvy enough to know, he lost the presidential election when obama was up for reelection, so he knew what the media attacks are going to be. on the democrats saying that he's not acquitted, do they think the media is fake news? all of the headline say acquittal. it is acquittal. i think the spin that it's not really acquittal, it might work in some fund-raising but it's not going to work at the ballot box for sure. plus, don't forget it was harry reid, when he was the majority leader, he suggested mitt romney never paid taxes.

all these people who are praising mitt romney now did nothing to stand up and say that was wrong. even when harry reid later on was like i was just lying, but that's cool? all of them are like, that's fine. you can do that and that's fine. mitt romney knows he's going to be lonely. he will be eating alone at the lunch table. i think he's accepted that. >> juan: it's funny. i remember that when mitt romney was nominated, you are republican speak so highly of him as a man of family, man of faith. and then in the last week, i've seen republicans, conservatives just absolutely skewer him alive. >> greg: are you telling me that politics is a team sport thing, that you end up supporting the person that's leaving the party? >> juan: i'm saying republicans are now attacking and libeling romney. >> greg: i don't think they are libeling him. i don't have a problem. mitt can do whatever he wants. i think the democrats need him.

like when people have therapy animals after really traumatic event. mitt is their therapy weasel. they are clinging to him. at least we have mitt, it's okay. you can have mitt. i don't need anyone to lecture me on lack of character or conscience as though somehow he is the epitome of that. i don't need that. we have two different men, mitt and trump, different. the dems would have preferred mitt because he doesn't fight but trump does. the argument is going to be mitt is the nice guy who loses and trump is the animal who wins. that upsets people. i don't care. >> juan: you didn't care when trump insulted john mccain. >> greg: i have been through this and i wrote a book on it. i said once he got elected and he became my president, give them a chance. >> juan: you gave him a pass or a chance? >> greg: did you hear me? >> juan: i think you give him a pass. >> greg: you are screwed up.

i said chance. >> juan: when you said you give them a chance. >> greg: looked at his deeds and not his words. >> juan: i am saying his deeds don't seem to support the idea. >> greg: look at the economy. look at prosperity. oh, my god, juan, those are called deeds. if you want to get mad about his words, you been doing it for two years. it gets you nowhere. >> juan: has he delivered on a wall? has he done something about health care? are we sending more troops to the middle east? >> emily: on mitt, was interesting, when he ran for president, those ads, the dnc adds, do you remember them? paul rand pushing the grandma off a cliff. he was vilified. it's difficult to take with any credibility or honesty these people who are cheapening him, the savior both say you're innocent until proven guilty. i thought senator scott had an incredible statement. testimony in the video clips and

witnesses. if you started out with the presumption of innocence, than 100% there wasn't acquittal. but if you started out with the presumption and self conviction of guilt, no wonder you came to that guilt conclusion. quickly on hunter because i think it's important. the treasury department has complied with a republican senators request for the highly sensitive financial documents for hunter and his associates and we have a leading democrat on the committee who is saying the origins of the evidence are highly questionable. i just have to throw out there that the entire fisa court, the surveillance warrants, everything was based on evidence of questionable origin and no one cared about it back then. i find it curious that automatically end already democrats on the hill are caring about questionable origin of evidence when it comes to hunter biden. >> juan: if you thought what was going on with the iowa caucuses was bad, wait until you hear what just happened. it's unbelievable but it's next for you on "the five."

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♪ >> lawrence: the dnc is saying enough is enough with the disaster that is the iowa caucuses. chairman tom perez calling for immediate re-canvassing. we don't know who won the caucus yet but bernie sanders is the clear victory over mayor pete. joe biden is in the gutter to attack the new front runners. >> if senator sanders is the nominee for the party, every democrat in america will have to carry the label senator sanders has chosen for himself, democratic socialist. it's a risk. for this party to nominate someone who's never held office higher than mayor of a town. >> lawrence: they are fighting back. >> let me tell my good friend

joe that when we are dealing with somebody like donald trump, he will pin in the label he wants on any candidate. >> if the argument is a part elect ability and the ability to won, we just have the first election of the 2020 process. >> lawrence: dana, are you surprised it took this long to fight? >> dana: i've been waiting for it for a long time. if you remember 2015, the beginning of that republican primary, that was a fight from the beginning and it never ended and it ended in the victory of president trump. if buttigieg is at -- they are so close. you can imagine that you might call for a recount. i believe tom perez, head of the dnc, was trying to get ahead of the candidates. he was calling for re-canvassing which is a recount. doesn't mean you have to go back and read caucus. you just recount.

the candidates had all of their people keeping track as well. that's why i think bernie sanders feels very confident saying that he won but i've also heard there's a lot of irregularities. 1500 counties or something? precincts? it's a lot to redo. democrats desperately need some clarity as to where the party wants to go. they did not get it out of iowa but they will get it in about five days. >> juan: you've got to be careful because it's not tom perez's responsibility. it's done by the state party, not the national party but i think what you get is tom perez is trying to assert control. he is trying to say one of the problems that we had that might was you had bret, martha, everybody on the air and nothing being said, nothing explained. you have like a vacuum. and then you had conspiracy theories, finger-pointing, trump celebrating. democrats can't do anything. i think he wants to take control and say this is what happened and we're going to put it out.

we're going to get it straight. to those numbers that you see on the screen, i will say sanders to me did very well. i think buttigieg outperformed expectations by far, so he did very well. biden i think is struggling. he didn't initially want to compete in iowa, didn't think about competing that much in new hampshire because it is bernie's home territory. but it means he's on edge with regards not only to nevada but south carolina and fund-raising. he's got to start performing. if he is supposed to be elected -- that think buttigieg said, ridiculous, buttigieg can't even won a statewide election in indiana. joe biden is a senator many times over. >> lawrence: i was on the ground and iowa. all the support, all the caucuses that i went to the polling locations, they were all bernie people peerage of the democratic party be concerned that he looks like the new front

runner? >> emily: i think they should be concerned and they have been fairly been hearing a growing swell of unease about his lead in the states. jumping around a little bit. notice all the headlines in the shaping about sanders. everyone saying buttigieg narrowly -- it's all about how they are downplaying the fact that he soared. we can't discount the fact that that message is resonating. i think the most impactful thing coming out of their work for biden was the margin. we talked about it before on your show, the fact that it matters for donations, fund-raising, not in an aspect with nevada. it matters, the margin. 26 to 15 is a really big deal. i can't re-trickle remember if we talked about it but hillary clinton coming from left field. >> if someone asks you to the vice president, would you do it?

>> [laughs] well, that's not going to happen, but no. >> you don't know that's not going to happen. >> i think i do. i think i do. >> all right. but what if they did? >> i never say never. but it's not going to happen. >> lawrence: greg, what do you think? >> greg: it's like she's off in the distance waiting on a branch overlooking this dusty desert highway so she can swoop in one biden collapses or when the whole thing goes to hell. i thought she was going to get back in. my buddy said it's going to happen. i am beginning to think maybe it's true. i agree with juan over buttigieg. buttigieg hasn't proved anything beyond mayor. when you listen to the candidates, he is still the smartest one. you listen to him and you go well, yeah, he could handle. >> lawrence: i think he's just rehearsed. >> greg: i think he could handle himself better with trump

than joe. joe had a worse start the new coke. >> juan: one of the things that i think, we are in a culture war. culture precedes politics in terms of policy. if the democrats are going to beat trump, they've got to start playing in terms of the culture wars. greg, which of the democrats do you think would be best against trump? >> greg: well. right now i'm going to have to go with buttigieg. i think he's the most articulate and persuasive of the group. but i like yang. >> dana: democrats like to move forward generationally. >> lawrence: the fastest seven is next. don't go anywhere. emu & doug with this key to the city. [ applause ]

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♪ >> emily: welcome back. time for the fastest seven. peta claims it's derogatory to call animals pets. owners should say guardians or companion animals. you who have no pets. >> greg: how do you know that? i don't call them pets. you know it's interesting. peta is a movement that doesn't want to call the animals pets

that there is a whole nother movement kind of downtown and also in san francisco where humans are treated as pets. you can put them on leashes and walk them around. don't act like you don't know this. >> juan: what are you talking about? is it sexual staff? >> greg: es! >> dana: well peta. it's called pet-ah. i'm kidding. my husband peter has something similar. they say do you own jasper and he says he's our dog. he doesn't like to say that we own him. as a dog owner. >> greg: he owns you. jasper owns you. [laughter]

>> dana: somebody's going to right about this and then apologize. >> lawrence: i am so sick of peta. it would be one thing if they were focusing on animal rights, making sure they are not abused. now they are dictating people's english. some people call their pets family. it wouldn't be what i use. but i love them. >> emily: any final words? [laughter] >> juan: i don't know. how do you deal with this? i think the fact that we are talking about it gets us to think about it as an american people. we start thinking about, what's our relationship with the animal that lives with us? that's not a bad thing. >> dana: you can say it. >> juan: in terms of history, i remember charles krauthammer saying to me once when history looks back at this period, the way that we deal with animals and eat animals. >> dana: he wasn't talking about pets. he loved dogs.

>> juan: it's the fact of the way we treat animals. it's not going to be the wood very well. >> dana: but that's not pets. >> emily: how many bad hair days two americans have? the answer allegedly is 96 which works out to about eight per month according to a new survey. weigh in if you want to. >> dana: we get our hair and makeup done for us. >> greg: i don't. >> lawrence: i am anal about it. i used to get haircuts -- i have bad hair days all the time. >> emily: you look perfect all the time. >> lawrence: it is supposed to be crisp. >> greg: i only have bad hair days ago a couple days a month but it's my back. we are having this discussion

and there's probably people at home more bald and going "shut up. i would give everything for a bad hair day." >> dana: i can't believe you're making fun of bald people. >> greg: getting older and having more hair. isn't that bizarre? >> dana: it's not even coming out of your ears. >> emily: president trump has made the infamous love affair between peter strzok and lisa page in a campaign rally stable. even mentioned it today. >> peter to lisa, probably trying to impress her for obvious reasons. there is no way he gets elected. but i'm afraid we can't take the risk. >> emily: this drama will be performed live at cpac. they will be reenacting the text messages. dean cain tweeted about this because he was getting backlash from the left saying are you humiliating people? he said no, we are doing it to expose the bias of federal investigators tried to unseat a

duly elected president. >> juan: this is ridiculous. i remember when people at this table said why are celebrities reading the mueller report. now the shoe is on the other foot and you're celebrating it? oh, my gosh. >> greg: can i respond to that? you made a good point about how now politics is downstream from culture. now you're having entertainment going to politics. >> lawrence: i don't care if people get made fun of that abuse their powers and target american citizens. they should be the laughingstock. i'm not talking about mueller. abused the fisa court. >> emily: if they legitimize -- dana, your thoughts. >> dana: i don't really have anything to say about it. >> emily: all right, "one more thing" is up next. ey. along with support, chantix is proven to help you quit.

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>> dana: time for "one more thing." i will go first. this golden retriever has an affinity for tennis balls on a special talent. with no help from his human family, he can carry up to six tennis balls in his mouth at once. the current world record is five. finley's mom has been in talks with the guinness book of world records for a year. while the family waits, the precious pup is on instagram. >> greg: do you know how hard it is for me not to make a really bad joke. >> dana: it's been one of those shows. there's a new "i'll tell you what" podcast. iowa, new hampshire democrats, impeachment. do you want to make the joke? >> greg: no. i want to keep my job. >> juan: we want you. if you get this right, you can have five seconds to pick up

whatever you want at a bronx corner store. take a look. >> seven times seven plus ten. >> 59. >> five. four. >> juan: the son of the store's owner is asking math questions of his customers. if they get it right, they get a mini shopping spree. he said his dad isn't worried about giving away too much food. he says it's all going to come out of the sun's paycheck. the customers 52nd frenzy has made the store into a real-life version of the old tv show. here's my favorite winter. he nailed the question and then as you see, he just pulled a roll of lottery tickets. fast thinking. isn't that great? >> dana: all right, greg. >> greg: i don't know how i feel about that. it's so weird but i guess it's good. what am i doing? this. what's with the animal noises? you know i like to take a bath,

i like to make a faux hawk out of foam. check out this fuzzy ferret. can you get anymore adorable? emily? >> emily: no, you can't. >> greg: you can't. that's my hygiene tip for today. >> juan: doesn't look too happy. >> lawrence: you know it i like, a good high five. so does this little boy. it'he's a 3-year-old atlanta has fan high-fiving the entire team, running on the court to play the boston celtics. >> greg: better not have the flu. [laughter] >> dana: wash your hands, everybody. it's kids have germs. allison, our stage manager, is disgusted with me right now.

>> emily: i have an amazing one. an unlikely friendship. this adorable coyote and badger, best friends. he's like come on! let's go! they go off hunting together. >> greg: how do you know that? >> dana: this is known in nature, they do. >> greg: this was a set up. buying something in an alley? >> lawrence: he was waiting for him. >> emily: totally. >> dana: he wants his help. >> greg: they better not be doing anything else. it's against nature if they're doing anything else. >> emily: what do you mean? for he adorable. >> dana: i bet that bret baier is so excited that we are talking about the fox and the

badger. we better go. set your dvrs. never, ever miss an episode of the show, "the five," how could you miss it? "special report" is up next. >> bret: i like to ferret with the mohawk. we are covering major stories, even more turmoil, as hard as it is to believe, among democrats over the chaotic iowa caucuses. the head of the national democratic party wants a re-canvas. the head of the state democratic party says that request is not good enough to get it done. we will explain. republicans seem to be as united tonight as democrats are divided. president trump turned and expected impeachment victory lap into a marathon today, alternately praising his supporters and castigating his detractors in an hour long stream of consciousness performance ending with thanks for all who stuck with him, including his family. tonight, top democrat in congress says it's imperative the country have a new president next year and called