store, judge dineen.store and get a shirt that passes a political correctness is is morally right. note politically correct morally right. greg gutfeld is coming up and i will see you next saturday back in new york. >> sound the alarm that way, that will let everybody know what has happened. >> all of the alarms have gone off, they are ringing the incredibly loud at a ten alarm fire. it can set off an alarm bell. the alarms are ringing. what do alarms do, they are supposed to wake us up, in this case we are awake. what do we do, how about hitting the snooze button. [laughter] [cheering] greg: let's start out with a

quiz, when you think of the state of the democratic party, what does it remind you of, this. >> will happewhat happened, wha. >> or this. [laughter] greg: or this. [laughter] you see this is what i do for a living. i look at the news and try to come up with the visual analogy, and the problem of the democrats there such a mess they spend a lifetime doing it. i will go with just one, the democratic party is a neighborhood kat lady, although left are the cats.

it started out fine, it was not bad when she had one and when he opened up her back porch then you see this. so is it any surprise the democratic party is led by one. >> the people are lining up. that's a good thing. in other countries people did not line up. [laughter] he hates capitalism a feline who has bread line. maybe he deserved a nomination, to a step back and see the big picture, the century long battle between free societies, bernie's are eternally wrong fuzz muppets

who chose darth vader over von zola. instead of america he picked the team that lost, the one that contributed to hell on earth, as success can only be enjoyed if you choose to ignore the mountain of misery behind it. so the berlin law come wall com, but sanders says we still have cuba. [laughter] but bernie searches, joe continues. his slow-motion collapse. if only there were analogy for buying his campaign. [laughter] it looks like his team could use industrial-strength viagra. which is not a surprise given the articulate brilliance of dog-based pony soldier. [cheering] which is my screen name on

grinder. [laughter] so what is joe got to say about that. >> now joe biden on insult. >> look, a simple formula, action plus animal/party part plusplus animal/profession. yeah, i have a million of those. come on. come at me you salesclerk. where you at you salamander boat campton, how do you like them apples, by the way joe gets his apples just like everybody else why the money by one at a time. [cheering] greg: we kept warning everybody,

he may not make it, no one had the guts to tell him, not even his buddy obama who would not be in the same room as him. he is treating joe like a porcupine with chlamydia. obama is literally the guy who did just as boring friend at the party. and he's definitely ditched joe putting him off on the rest of us, i have a solution, the dems should throw joe a surprise retirement party. [laughter] don't tell him. just have him show up for meeting in the surprise confetti ice can cake, the gold watch speeches, face painting, heavy back on a plane to delaware completely forgetting he was running for president. [laughter] [applause] which is a good thing. i kind of love the guy but he's like the doctor with a great bedside manner who keeps her removing the wrong kidney.

>> besides joe does not need to run against trump even when mickey mouse could beat him. >> now joe biden on mickey mouse. >> this may surprise you, i am not opposed to a mickey mouse donald duck ticket. duct ticket duck tape. why do we have to murder those just to make tape. what about dvds, here's a tip for you, joe, you don't have to rewind your dvds just take them back to blockbuster as is. [laughter] i have a slogan on my campaign, be kind, rewind. [laughter] greg: as the dems keep losing, trump keeps winning, the

troubled economy is making everyone happy is better than spot interest biking the water supply with prozac. if your 401k is kicking ass, you don't cash it all out, what a mess the dems offer america, it got deleted for the other team because he despised his own so much more, mayor pete is a walking scrabble dictionary. liz, what can we say about her that will she is not already made up about herself. [applause] greg: joe is a nice old man who has not just list of stuff but replace the dam water. what do you say joe. >> joe biden on his finish in new hampshire. >> fifth place? come on man. where i come from that is like winning first place four times. [laughter] lucky number five. party of five, scott wolf,

good-looking kid. wolf pucks, like regular pox but not scary. scary movie, five and up, who in new hampshire now? text joe to fifth place. [cheering] greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, he has more culture than a gallon of yogurt, mark steyn. [cheering] greg: this man got bin laden to open up, former navy seals rob o'neill. she's as grim as she is trim, fox nation kat timpf.

[cheering] he does not drive, he orbits, my massive psychic tyrus. [cheering] greg: all right mark, are you excited about the democrats, anyone that excites you? >> amy klobuchar, no one knows anything about her except her conecomb so when joe biden is snipping her hair he get the thousand island dressing. [laughter] greg: rob, what are your thoughts. >> i find myself walking on the house out of nowhere same buttigieg, i love the name and if i go to the name beetlejuice, the voice of robert de niro shows up. [laughter] i don't have a problem with a lot of these candidates, joe biden has been in office for 48

years, come back to washington and change it. [laughter] these are the people with the problem, pandering to the left with the ridiculous socialism crab will never work, trump will win in the landside. [cheering] greg: rob o'neill -- [applause] b1 greg: i want to point out tht was a total pandering. >> o'neill 2024. >> what about joe. >> i feel so bad, i was watching new hampshire stuff. [laughter] i was watching it coming, he was not doing a great job, i was feeling so bad for him and i wanted to take care of him and make him feel better even though i never liked him in the first place. it was like everybody i dated in

my 20s. so honestly now i am doing better -- i am doing great. if there were more people in america who work codependent 20 something, maybe he would be doing a lot better than he is. i might've even voted for him. but we all have gotten the therapy that we need and it's not going to work out and it's really sad to watch. i would not take care of him. i recognize toxic patterns. greg: what about you tyrus. >> here's the thing the impeachment, who did it really hurt? who did the democrats destroy with impeachment? it was two older white man involved in impeachment. one's ratings went up, one had all-time turnout for voters and it was only him to vote for, and

one guy got obliterated off the entire planet, joe biden. congratulation democrat your impeachment, you destroyed joe biden's presidency. >> with the impeachment, we will find out eventually with the 33000 deleted e-mails for hillary clinton were about. >> every democratic voter was like great should we support biting in around november the fbi will say you and your son need to have a conversation buried. greg: instead of playing fair and letting the voters decide, the screw themselves. we are going to talk about trump's tweet, that is next, don't not go anywhere. [cheering] hi guys. this is the chevy silverado with the world's first invisible trailer. invisible trailer? and it's not the trailer right next to us? this guy? you don't believe me? hop in. good lookin' pickup, i will say that. oh wow. silverado offers an optional technology package with

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greg: trump keeps scoring the dems still boring, what did the dems learn from impeachment. >> the democrats are crooked, they have a lot of crooked things going, they are vicious, they should not have brought impeachment. >> anything else? >> my numbers are ten points higher because of fake news like nbc. [applause] greg: the country kept driving

during impeachment in america is starting to notice, they asked are you better off than you were three years ago, they share 61% said yes, better off under trump, a number way higher, obama did not get the high, nor did bush or clinton or bush 41, trump's number is so high i can get a nosebleed reading it. that will be tough for any of the candidates to be. honestly is trump going to worry about the. >> if i work for texas i may say donald trump is scared as a cat at the dog pound. but since i am from new york, i put it this way, we are scaring the living hell out of him and were just starting right now. greg: i don't think texans say that. [laughter] and i don't think trump is scared of that. even cnn knows the trump victory

in november is not that hard to get there. >> it is not that hard to get there because nork caroline is a swing state, they tend to lean red, florida in recent elections ringliens red and presidential politics, arizona, democrats think they can win, let's see, it leans red, those three states give the president 259, look at the math he could get there easily winning pennsylvania again, that would get him over the top let's say goes blue, president could get there by winning michigan again, that can get it over the top you could do it with accommodation of new hampshire and wisconsin, if you look at the map now the president has a viable path. greg: you cannot hear in the back don lennon quietly weeping. [applause] the dems better find something else to investigate like to under president trump interfering in the roger stone case with the tweet. but trump tweets all the time which means he interviews and everything.

mike bloomberg a massive debt energy. [laughter] new stock market record, spend your money wisely. [laughter] a lineup on fox tonight with jesse watters, judge jeanine and greg gutfeld. [cheering] greg: that's a real quick tweet, you name it he is going to tweet it, the dems are trying to impeach trump with all they have expression with the majority says the better off when 90% thinks my life is good, when the first impeachment did not put a single dent in trump's armor, will they tried again, i hope so because i really miss adam schiff. >> slide down a mountain in my bare feet. >> ready or not here i test, ready or not.

>> have they called security. >> i say i have the light, i recognize myself, good night. [applause] greg: rob, thoughts in general, what are you thinking. >> in general i know president trump, he can never not say something about me, he brought me to the lincoln bedroom, i'm looking at the gettysburg address and i turn around and he said rob not everybody gets to see this unless you're donating to the clinton foundation. [laughter] you just cannot. >> it's funny, here in bloomberg talk, i like to make jokes once in while, my number one joke is never about poop but always

assault number two. [laughter] that has nothing to do with anything. [laughter] >> that was a pretty good joke. >> for all of the money that bloomberg has, he cannot have found a comedian coach. it can be 250,000, all do the jokes for you. he literally said in texas he was more nervous than a cat at a dog pound. [laughter] why, all the dogs are locked up. and then he was like, how are we doing in new york, and the crowd was like how do you do new york? the entire place was like -- when sometimes when people talk and they cannot tell a story, it hurts so bad you cannot look at them. i guarantee you the entire audience by the time he got done were like -- and then you have to look back to acknowledge

because he's looking at you. [laughter] let's go. when you don't have charisma or talent in your rebellion or, you buy it. i'm on sale i'll get up there. greg: i think he is paying for it but he's getting lousy jokes. >> i think so too. [laughter] >> it is so weird. >> because he probably has somebody to feed him ice cream -- >> i would think about voting for a guy this is that if i'm your president this is going to happen, and someone feed you ice cream and there's a giant gingerbread flipping around. and him riding a big giant cat that he made from a dinosaur. get things done. instead we get a cat and a dog,

steers and cowboy hats. greg: what do you think? >> is it my time to talk? [laughter] i'm pretty sure they just talked over me the whole time. but that was good. >> i entered did i hear that right? i'm amazed. >> pirates enterprispirates, i d it worsened in 2016. every time i came on the show, used to do hillary when she would say, boy i want to tell you and she would do that. [laughter] >> remember going to the polls. >> all bloomberg has to do is

boy he's about as scared as me as a cat and a dog pound and he get the hillary invention. >> trump is funny. whether you like him or don't like him, he is objectively hilarious and you will not be able to be funnier than he is. >> that is a good point, you should be the guy. [applause] that is not funny. because the democrats are actually great humorless party, the party of the humor. greg: bloomberg versus trump, a tortoise versus the hair, he looks like a tortoise and trump has the hair. [cheering] [laughter] orders.

now back to greg got till show. greg: take a lesson from mikey, don't extort nike. [laughter] greg: former lawyer for stormy daniels, michael avenatti was convicted for $24 million from nike, the litigating lollipop said he was taking an aggressive legal move but the baldheaded bozo is facing up to 42 years in june when he has two more trials coming up facing charges of defrauding stormy daniels and other clients. she hired him to screw trump and

turned out he screwed her instead. [laughter] anyway he is the worst lawyer ever, which says a lot, the man the media loves. >> to me you're like the holy spirit. [laughter] all places at all times. >> looking ahead at 2021 reason i'm taking users as a contender is because your presence on cable news. you are currently leading the pack among 2020 contenders on the democrat side. >> i think you doing a hell of a job, i don't think you're in it for money. [laughter] greg: how [bleep] are these people. why do we keep playing them. it is fun, but also to remind you dear viewer, that you saw this guy for what he was. scum. but the media tried to persuade you he was something else. further proof that the established media is wrong on

nearly everything. we go now to the media for their apology. [applause] greg: why did stelter and that crazy lady from the veal, why, what is wrong with them? >> i don't know but i'm going to disagree with chris matthew, i think it may have had something to do with money. [laughter] i don't know, he is obviously a terrible terrible man and he is obviously incarcerated but what he did was wrong, but i also do have the life goal of being sunday rich enough where i fully understand what extortion is and

how you do that. how did he think this is going to work? i know what nike is, i've seen the checkmark all over the place, i'm sure there's some pretty powerful dudes running that place, one dude can take all of nike, come on. greg: pyrus, the media built him up. stelter says who's going to be the next contender. >> he persuaded me. [laughter] i believed in him and i spent $3 to his iowa campaign. he was out for the cnn hero award. he took off in the russians grabbed him and threw him in

jail. because he was [bleep] criminal. [laughter] [cheering] greg: could you imagine, cnn would have them back on. >> nevada and south carolina but bring in a candidate who was going to save him. he was shaking down nike for $25 million, he had already spent it, he spent the money. he was not just a bad lawyer, he had a chain of coffee shops as well so he actually sold decaf cappuccino. >> i'm rich enough to know what a marquee out of a. >> so looking at this guy, he ripped off his coffee house partner, he had stormy, he was going around doing $5000 suit

while she was dancing on a bar in virginia for a couple of dollar bills to pay him. but the best thing about it he was supposed to be the guy that was going to put trump in. in one of the best lines when he said did he wear a condom. [laughter] to stormy daniels, and i thought this was great, were getting a real sex scandal. let's put on a nice couple t input on the sex scandal. they said it's a campaign-finance that's why you cannot get anywhere in this country because of the sex scandal, you wait two minutes and it's a campaign-finance thing. i never quite bought him and i was waiting for the other shoe to drop. and i never thought it would be nike. [laughter] >> i see what you did there.

>> every time he traded to target term, there was a blowback. the worst contestant. >> donald trump is a billionaire, he did not need to do this, he wants to make the country better, even before john f. kennedy they were saying we can beat the americans as long as we take hollywood, universities and the media. in my question, when will we get rid of these [bleep] [laughter] [applause] >> what about the stormy daniels, mike avenatti, blumenthal, the vietnam guy, no shame at all, they are out there proving, i don't get it. the guy that fought for the country, i do not get it. greg: i think you are mad. >> i am good.

[laughter] >> don't try to shoot me. >> a lot of us were upset because we were persuaded. >> we have more stuff to come. don't go anywhere. [applause]

greg: the story that took america by storm. or at least the media during a slow news day. but now you have seen this video, two passengers on an american airlines flight, one reclines the seat back, that the passenger does not like it, hit to the back of her chair repeatedly said to recline or not to recline, a debate going back to the roman empire which humans and chickens fought to the death over such matters and then they buy them love. [laughter] , that is wrong. for more we go to the airline

correspondent chad and chad with a live demo on how to sit on a plane. [laughter] classic chad, always has to look at his self. try to ignore the video, you are a huge man, that guy would not have pounded your chair. >> he would've only done it once. [laughter] but i have to deal with the lien back all the time. and it should be uncomfortable to feel the knees before the lien, so when they leaned back i don't have to do the punch. what kind of punch was that. he was just being annoying when

he could've said excuse me ma' ma'am, it hurts when you lean back, do you mind not leaning back, i'm sorry i won't lean back, try that first. a grown man was doing a temper tantrum. that's where were at america? he is bald as hell, he is grow grown,. [laughter] the least he could do is say. [laughter] just one time, give me back my son, give me back my son. watch the movie. the point is, that the woman you should never hit. greg: air travel is situate people who are a holes and they get on the plane and don't fly very often and they get worse.

this guy could've checked in early and got better seats. >> i do not recline my seat, it is not because they think it's wrong, it's because i try to one time 12 years ago and i cannot figure out how so i just stop trying forever. [laughter] >> i am serious. >> i know what it is, it's called the dana perino issue. get this, dana perino would go to the movies as a teenager could not get the fold up seat, she weighed like 35 pounds. so you can't recline the seat because you cannot present back if you don't have body weight. >> thank you for calling me skinny, i can't, i've been uncomfortable for so many hours of my life because i am so afraid of looking rude or stupid, that's what it's like to be a woman overall. can you please let me have my

turn. thank you. if you do recline the seat, do me a favor, congratulations you are geniuses but don't -- pick a position and stick with it. it's not a carnival ride. >> rob, that was a good point, your opinion depends on your situation. when you are driving you don't like pedestrians and when your pedestrian you don't like bad driver. >> in transit we all hate each other, most people are good people but we were in transit we don't like you to the. if i was a dude in the back, i would've gotten first class next to bernie sanders. [laughter] the point you're making, i guarantee if pyrus was up there they were not gonna punch that seat. >> i don't understand how

reclining became a thing. >> i don't either. >> you don't get any food, you get a bag of mini pretzels, and they only accept credit cards, you don't get a drink, united to singapore with 80% reclining in business class and the minute they get on the plane they want to make a big deal about the recline. [laughter] how did reclining become the only benefit of flying. by the way just to emphasize what pyrus was saying, i don't get the way it is, if i say that's a lovely dress you're waiting, she could meet to me

and i'm finished it's over. , if i'm punching the back of her chair all the way to lax, this airline gave that guy a free rum and coke, how many women do i have to punch to get a free drink. greg: on that note, we have to take a break. [cheering] good morning!

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know. [laughter] i opened his meal. anyway, this week nevada announced it will be the 17th state requiring parallel parking, part of the reason everybody is terrible at it. said a dmv spokesman, we had a high failure rate with parallel parking, we feel them and they had to come back for a retest. nobody wants to we eliminated it. [laughter] that is a solution. instead of getting better just get rid of it. instead the dmv says what is important is the driver proved they control the vehicle, that is true. parallel parking, anyone who could do it well, here is bill arriving to work this morning. greg: rob, i believe parallel

parking is a rare when you make it one-shot, it's like hitting the bull's-eye, a three footer or fitting it into a suitcase. >> it's a total skill. we teach young rangers how to set a gps, once a gps fails, the parallel parking, takes to get. >> there's nothing more impressive than parallel parking. >> all to you what is, when i parallel park i always like to do it in full recline. [laughter] i always do it like that. you cannot go wrong. >> i feel bad for cat because she's on the receiving end. [laughter] i know you do not drive, i'm

assuming the same feeling is like a nail that emojis. >> i think there should be no driver's test, i feel like the drivers license to be quite authoritarian. i don't think the government is the best authority on who can or can't drive and i know this because they gave me a license and i cannot drive, i'm not going to put the f word, he said the f word before me so i cannot swear. so i think parallel parking, nearly on the driver side and in the real world i can do it but you have to give me 20 or 30 minutes. >> he should have done the s word as a license plate. >> it was perfect. you haphazardly throwing off f bombs. >> you know what i like doing, i

like on my street watching people parallel park, when strangers are watching you -- that does prepare lot parking, they have to be -- i am embarrassed. that is a phenomenal point. and you demonstrate how you preload park while i talk. you know what, you are okay when your arms go back and then when you're backing up your like this and when you look in someone sees you. [laughter] this guy is looking at me, i cannot do this when you watch me. stop watching me. [laughter] >> gentlemen's bladder? [laughter] [laughter] when you are at a ballgame and

all of a sudden there is a line of people behind you at the trough it kinda changes things. >> that is called gentlemen's bladder? >> yes that is called gentlemen's bladder. >> that's what gentlemen call it. [laughter] >> don't go anywhere. [applause]

>> welcome back to gentlemen's bladder, we are out of time. thank you so much. i am great gutfeld, i love you america. [applause] now, stick around.

jon scott is up next. jon: president trump's relationship with the justice department under new scrutiny. this as attorney general william barr taps an outside prosecutor to review the case of the president's former national security advisor michael flynn. good evening, i'm jon scott. this is "the fox report". >> general barr's intervention in the flynn's case comes just days after the doj overruled a sentencing recommendation for another of the president's confidants. political operative roger stone. the optics sparking a flood of criticism from democrats who say the president is exerting too much influence over the doj. meanwhile, general barr is pushing back both on his critics and his