just to point out, he did not. when you look at polls that came out from fox, nbc, politico and a host of others, the initial read was that he had failed to do well in those debates. he ultimately won but he didn't poll well in those debates. here "the five." >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with geraldo, jesse watters, dana perino, "the five." ♪ so, how about that debate? awesome, right? it turned out all the needed was a little chum to get the sharks eating. and that is what bloomberg was. he got eaten alive. >> a billionaire who calls women's fat broad's and no, i'm not talking about donald trump. i'm talking about mayor bloomberg. >> i thought he shouldn't be

hiding behind his tv ads. >> stop and frisk throwing close to 5 million young black men up against a wall. >> we are sick and tired of billionaires like mr. bloomberg seeing huge expansions of their wealth while half a million people sleep out on the street tonight. >> mayor bloomberg, who thinks he can buy this election. >> we have very few nondisclosure agreements -- >> how many is that? >> i haven't seen someone look more out of place and suggest he went to confession. meanwhile, those who feasted on many mike benefited. not only did bloomberg not have a box, he didn't know how to box. caught flat-footed each turn, he had the agility of a corpse. biden for once seemed semicoherent. amy took the chance to dismantle the word faucet that is burning, but everyone wanted a piece of the billionaire. sanders is like a magician

benefiting from misdirection. here, everyone, look at laughable many mike while i steal the nomination. of course he had it coming. you don't enter late in the game, throw cash at the crowd until those who are already planning to drop out because you arrive. plus, his reputation as a bigot but it is a sobering observation. it's worse being a big businessman then being an apologist for the cold war because that was a long time ago so maybe bernie just forgot, like all of his supporters did. that is scary for the rest of us who prefer capitalism over socialism, who rooted for america, got the ussr in the '70s and '80s, who see success in job and profit can actually change lives. sadly, bloomberg worked hard and all he got was rich. he never stood a chance. can we just admit that that was so much fun? it was so much fun. i was having a blast last night.

>> in my private time i watch super car crash fails where you have this arrogant rich guy get behind the wheel about six, seven figure car because he is a clown and a jerk and full of himself he wrecked the car immediately and i derive deep, immense amounts of pleasure from watching that but even last night, this was so awkward and painful. i think people will have pity on him and they will give michael bloomberg a second chance. but i've been where he is been. you are getting up there in age and all you are thinking about is, don't be a -- don't yell atk in your own noggin. >> greg: do you think this hurts him? do you think it knocks him out? >> dana: i don't think it knocks him out and i think he spent so much money in the race. there was a big turnout for

people who watched last night. this was not your average primary debate. people that tuned in saw mike bloomberg for the first time on stage rather than just in an ad i maybe they would say, gosh, maybe he is not that great but he picked up these four congressional members, another one in south carolina and the thing is, if he didn't have to debate again before the voting, maybe he could've hung on but there is another debate in four days. i kind of wish that he had just let his inside voice out. >> greg: like trump does. >> dana: stop and frisk, actually, let me set the stage here. he was pretty good at telling them not to interrupt, he does not like to be interrupted and e money from billionaires. guess what happened today? there is a super pac that wants to donate and her name and she is not going to disavow it. everybody has to play the game. >> greg: where do you put this

in performances of debates you have seen? >> geraldo: horrifying and shocking. i was at 21, i had lunch with my buddy and he said what they are saying on wall street is that he brought his wallet to a knife fight. [laughter] >> greg: that's good. >> geraldo: i thought it was a shoddy performance by mayor bloomberg. i thought he was unprepared. how could he not be ready for the obvious attack that your grandmother knew were coming. i thought, that was the part that seemed most shocking to me, how woefully unprepared he was. i mean, if you have a staff of 40,000 people, at least half like, two guys to give you six zingers to use over a two hour debate beauty know it's going to be about stop and frisk. have an answer for stop and frisk for you know it's going to be about buying your way into the race, have an answer for buying your way into the race. talk about the struggle, talk about your family had nothing in this is the american dream and

why are we putting down the american dream, and how did we become this nation of mediocrity where success is somehow something to be shunned? i thought it was really very amateur. >> greg: he wasn't a good proponent for capitalism. that was the problem. do you want to respond to trump's tweet about this or would you like to give your thoughts extemporaneously customer asked well, i don't care. remember yesterday when geraldo said he would like to have a great night. i didn't forget. >> geraldo: i have very short term memory loss. >> jesse: you are like amy klobuchar, you can't remember names. >> greg: the phrase you kept hearing in the media was circular firing squad, which is a cliche of course. is it bad over off of the democratic? >> jesse: know, i would say he injected a little adrenaline into the field. they started showing their teeth, they got a little competitive. he was like trump light. he is like a weak republican. they gave him a nice, fat target

and they took advantage of it kind of thing. >> greg: i would've done it for half that. >> jesse: i know, he probably wishes he had a little box to crawl under after that performance. he just didn't live up to the hype. the guy was shaky, he was unprepared, and what you wanted to see out of mike, you talked about this, you just mentioned it. you wanted to see a boss out there and he acted like an intern. if liz warren says show us your nda he should've said, no, you showed us your dna and that didn't work out. >> dana: yes! >> jesse: it's not that hard. you called this woman a horse tooth lesbian, he should've set, only the royal family. >> geraldo: only rosie o'donnell. >> dana: he also could have said, his consultants that could have given him a line, he could've said, didn't last week your staff in las vegas leave because of a hostile workplace?

because that happened. >> greg: we should be running his campaign. spending all that money. >> dana: it's one thing to not be on the debate stage but he also doesn't do any interviews to get himself into fighting shape. >> greg: that dna line is a winner. >> jesse: i would've sold that to him. >> greg: as soon as it was over, there was a spot, and advertisement for bloomberg and then there was one this morning when i woke up. soon there's gonna be so many of those. >> dagen: he set fire to all of that, he burned half a milliobillion dollars on that de stage last night. he has to start all over again over again. >> jesse: it's false advertising because you see bloomberg in an ad and is not the guy you saw last night. >> greg: coming up, president trump weighs in on roger stone after his sentencing today. we made usaa insurance for members like martin. an air force veteran made of doing what's right,

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when you take a look. how can you have a person like this? she was an anti-trump activist. what happened to him is unbelievable. they say he lied, but other people lie too. just to mention, call me lied [laughter] mccabe lied. lisa page lied, her lover, peter strzok lied. you don't know who these people are? just trust me, they all lied. [laughter] but i am just not going to do anything in terms of the great powers bestowed upon a president of the united states. i want the process to play out. i would love to see roger exonerated. >> jesse: will he be exonerated if he gets a new trial because of that tainted juror? >> greg: i think he has excellent grounds for a new

trial based on the obvious. she ran for congress as a democrat, she is a very anti-trump person. i talked to the president about rochester last thursday and i said, he's always been a pain in the ass, but this is very unfair. i never liked him, i think he is a bully, a braggart, a big mouth, and you know, i'm not so merry prankster, but this is very, very unfair. this is a process crime. they trapped him in a perjury trap just like general flynn. it's disgusting what these prosecutors in their self-righteousness which makes me puke, how they go after these people and say they are doing god's work. it is appalling, and seven to nine years? you know, people guilty of manslaughter, they're walking out in four or five years. seven to nine years for that? that is what they wanted and they criticize attorney general barr for saying perhaps that is excessive? people hate trump so much that they suspend reason in a way

that, to use the word appalling is tiresome, i know that, but i feel very strongly. if i, who don't like this guy, feel this way, imagine if you are the president, who actually likes him. >> jesse: he mentioned bill barr. he originally recommended around that four your sentence and that is what the judge agreed with. all those people saying barr is out of line, they look pretty stupid right now. >> dagen: indeed, as they always do. one of the things president trump will do is continue to bring up roger stone and the possibility of a new trial. because he likes to see the chattering classes get the vapors. oh, my god, can you believe what trump did today? clutching their chest. but to point out, geraldo is exactly right. roger stone, when he was initially arrested, think about two dozen federal agents without thought rifle showed up at his house at 5:30 in the morning with cnn, with the boat behind

the house and a helicopter were labored in the air, and again, you don't go to jail if you hate trump. but if you are associated with them they will throw the book at you and then some. >> jesse: this is the same judge that put paul manafort in solitary confinement. this is tough stuff. >> greg: i agree completely with geraldo. you have to separate your feelings about roger stone, which often aren't very good because he's done some pretty bad stuff. but i think everybody agrees, barr and the judge said the sentence was too long. and the jury four woman never should've been there. i say this is worthy of a new trial and not just a sentencing. but what trump is trying to do, he's attempting to rectify the collateral damage of a with hunt in which it was investigations and trapped all these people and now he's trying to pick it all apart and pardon this, pardon that, which makes

sense, but i'm with geraldo on it. it's like you have to separate feelings from the actual facts. >> jesse: politically i guess the president is going to let this appeal play out and if he does get sentenced, he may pardon at some point. >> dana: i think he telegraphed pretty clearly what is going to happen at the end of this no matter what but i wouldn't be so sure. a new trial is not necessarily your best friend. that happened to rod blagojevich. he was on the second trial that he got even more time, so i'm just saying. i will just say, the power of pardons is quite powerful. you can do it for your friends, you can do it for whoever you want, but i thought at the hope for prisoners event, president trump is introduced to a man who has dedicated his life post prison to helping prisoners not have to go back because they did something bad and help them find a job, he did all this stuff. and he himself had a record and when the president got up, he said, i have a feeling, there's a pardon for someone and those

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is actually a democrat. speak i wish everyone was as perfect as you, pete. >> let's level with you, pete. >> let me finish, thank you. >> it's not a plan, it's a power plan. and amy's is even worse, it's like a post-it note. insert plan here. >> no, no, no. >> oh, hello, hello. >> my turn now? >> yes, sir. >> okay. >> we are at the end here, i've got to let that one go. >> dana: meanwhile president trump was on message during a rally in arizona. >> democrats have never been more extreme, taking cues from crazy bernie sanders. how is he doing tonight? >> i came up with the name pocahontas to early. but fortunately, she self-destructed anyway. have you ever seen a phony like that was marking a new member of

the crew, mini mike. and i hear he is getting pounded tonight. you know he is in the debate. i hear they are pounding him. >> dana: president trump has another rally in a few hours in colorado where a big crowd is expected. many camped out overnight even though it is only 10 degrees over there. what about the democrats deciding, beat up on mike bloomberg cannot even bernie sanders who is the actual front runner, let alone going after trump? >> jesse: i think if your democrat you want to attack bernie or bloomberg and then you have to pivot to attack and the president because that is what the audience wants to hear and that is what people at home want to watch. last night, and now today, feels to me like the worst day democrats have had in a very long time. think about it, smell that? feel the air? there is no donald trump scandal that is hanging over right now. there is nothing, there is no impeachment, no ukraine. bloomberg has cratered i believe. maybe a soft fall because of the cash and bernie, i guess a

78-year-old socialist who just had a heart attack and didn't get the nomination. this is not a good time to be a democrat. if you look at who won, who lost, bernie wins, bloomberg faith, mayor pete i thought did well. i thought he tried to separate. bernie is trying to blow the party up, bloomberg is trying to buy it, me in the middle, amy is probably the next one to drop out. she is running out of money and i think may be a lifeline thrown to elizabeth warren and biden seems like an afterthought at this point. >> dana: did more and may be debut as a possible good vice presidential choice customer and she could be the attack dog? >> geraldo: this, to me, was her renaissance. i thought she was really on point. she was as fermentable as she has been. she is all over the place, muddled and meandering in recent weeks so i thought she was really, really on point. i think it is very starkly clear now. i agree with jesse that bloomberg, although i like him

very much and obviously i preaches policies a lot more than i do the democrats, i think what we have here for the first time since may be roosevelt, you have a real right-left, conservative-liberal conservative-liberal-socialist-c apitalist election for the american people will decide and i tell you why, don'trestimate r socialism, communism light. people want free stuff, they want equality, they want to share the wealth, particularly if it's not there is and they didn't earn it. >> dana: we will talk about that in the next block. want to show the media montage. >> greg: i love a montage. >> dana: they complain about the democrats a little bit. >> i thought it was a great night for bernie sanders, a great night for donald trump, i thought it was a terrible night for the democrats. >> they were going after each other way too much. >> we are two days away from the voting in nevada and they attack

a guy who is not on the ballot in nevada. i thought it was tactically really dumb. >> democrats perfecting the circular firing squad. >> the man they are all running against hardly took any fire at all. >> nobody laid a glove on him, they were too busy tearing each other to shreds in a ping-pong game. >> dana: so much disappointment. >> greg: it's interesting, you watch msnbc and cnn and you get the underlying sense that trump is more agile than they have ever given him credit for. it used to be he was just unstable, emotionally petulant. but they're watching this and they go, trump has showed them that it's not that easy to go out there and to fight. if he was where blew bloomy was, i why impeachment io important. they look at their group and they're looking at trump and they're going, oh, we're in trouble. >> dana: what you make of

amy klobuchar getting so kind of offended by mayor pete? she really doesn't like him. >> dagen: it makes people wonder why that hatred is so deep seated. she's made fun of him not being able to win and office of being mayor of the fourth largest city in indiana. it was uncomfortable but it seemed pointless for them to be going after one another. >> dana: are not. >> greg: he went after her, she said she made a mistake. i couldn't remember the name of the mexican president. >> dagen: she should never go after her for a gotcha question because they're going to come for her. >> dana: they should have come back at the moderator with a gotcha question. can you name the governor of minnesota? >> geraldo: i thought they lacked kindness. >> jesse: if i was a me i would've said, okay, i thought thforgot the name of the mexican president but i know the name oe

next u.s. president. >> dana: the best lines today. >> dagen: the enthusiasm among these trump voters is so head and shoulders above the enthusiasm for anyone watching that debate. he >> greg: not for bernie, though. >> dagen: but it is a small group of people. can you imagine what president trump has been to request mark the investigation, mueller report, investigation, he still checking off boxes of all his campaign promises and he is still funny and he is still on the balls of his feet and het democratic candidacy. >> he is godzilla against mickey mouse. >> jesse: i thought mickey mouse could beat him? >> dana: that was biden's line. facts! >> greg: you got some sleep last night. >> jesse: everybody shut up. >> dana: up ahead, mike bloomberg and bernie sanders battle it out in the democrats' embrace of socialism.

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♪ >> geraldo: a big fight breaking out on the debate stage for a major issue, dividing the democratic socialism versus capitalism. we spoke about it before, bernie sanders and michael bloomberg butting heads early and often. >> we are not going to throw out capitalism. we tried that, other countries tried that. it was called communism made it didn't work. >> let's talk about democratic socialism. not communism, that is a cheap shot. >> he happens to be a millionaire with three houses, what did i miss there? >> well, you miss that i live in washington i live in burlington and like thousands of other vermont citizens, i have a summer camp. forgive me for that. where's your home?

>> new york city, thank you very much. and i fail my taxes. >> it wasn't you that made all the money. maybe your workers played some part in that as well. >> geraldo: and now bloomberg is hurling democrats with a new ad when he said this during the debate. >> i'm the only one here that is ever started a business. is that fair? [laughter] >> geraldo: didn't really happen that way? i thought that was brilliant. or is that how it ended? >> dagen: any time reporters start wringing their hands about a political ad, which is exactly what happens all over social media when the ad came out, but mike bloomberg needed to elucidate the dangers of socialism versus the benefits of capitalism much more clearly. you are not lucky, mike.

you worked your ass off. you are smart and that is the system we have in the united states. do you think anyone standing on that stage make better decisions about your livelihood, your life, your family, your health, your health care? they are career politicians who don't know choose from their ears. and they want to take over your life. he just needed to lay it out like that. >> geraldo: but have you ever heard him in private? he is a very articulate, very reasonable, very powerful, charismatic guy in his own quiet way. and none of that was there last night. >> dagen: quiet doesn't work on a debate stage when you've got shouty mak in the middle of, bernie sanders. >> geraldo: but getting to capitalism, when you're young person -- i was right in the middle of that, i wanted to take down the man. i didn't trust anyone over 30 years old.

there is amazing, there is an intoxication almost about share and making the world a fairer place. this potency that we can't underestimate. >> jesse: it's a drug, geraldo, and bernie has a lot of people hooked. and it's going to be trouble come election time because they're going to have to go through withdrawal. to >> geraldo: but i don't believe so. >> jesse: you really don't? it's not a large segment of the population. everybody under 30 is feeling the bern, but as you get older and you start making more money and have a family you can decide -- >> geraldo: my kids can't buy a house on their own. >> jesse: i don't know what to tell them, that is their problem. >> geraldo: it's because baby boomers like me bought three houses, like bernie sanders beer that is why they can't buy a house. >> jesse: he doesn't have a house, he has a summer camp. can i send my kid to burn a summer camp. is he going to teach them how to sail? come on, bernie.

what does summercamp mean? >> geraldo: but isn't this, when you get right down to it, isn't this what the republican party and the democratic party, what they stand for? one is share and share alike and the others pull yourself up by your bootstraps, be all you are- >> dana: the democrats would love for that to be the case but now, you said it very well, this is the first election in many decades where you are actually going to have an ideological debate. let's have it. we're going to have a debate about capitalism and socialism in the direction of the country, it's going to be fascinating and people better get themselves organized for your bloomberg was showing republicans exactly how to get under bernie sanders' skin. he does not like to talk about his wealth and if i was president trump i would. do yo something a republican candidate wouldn't normally do. i will go to vermont and i would have a rally and say, look at

what capitalism was able to provide. >> geraldo: outside of the docket, you mean the bernie sanders camp? >> dana: yes. before i appreciated when president trump, candidate trump flew his 757 someplace in ohio, i forget which town it helicopter. that was an ostentatiou of wealth that i thought worked in a way that separated trump from the other candidates and h0 employees. why not say that? and then little johnny who was going to college thinks his mother is working at bloomberg inc. >> greg: why this is happening is because we've replaced achievement with identity, which is the first step towards a revolution. we've seen this in the past. it's not what you do, it's who you are. that's the first step before

they cut your head off. that is where envy begins. it is who you are so you are rich, your wife, you are old, you're out. the problem with sanders' you've got one of the greatest economies ever, it's a risk to put him or liz in charge. it probably won't be a risk with joe or amy or bloomberg because they are pragmatic. pragmatic means you're going to preserve what works but if you give this economy over the sanders it is like handing a brand-new ferrari off the line to a drunk. people have to understand that this is a big risk you're taking with somebody like this. this economy just doesn't flow as it goes. you have to have people who understand it. audience booing or groaning when somebody defends capitalism is disgusting. what a bunch of morons. >> geraldo: but that is the emotion sanders plays off and i think it is very potent. you are at your own peril to ignore the potency of socialism.

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>> dagen: welcome back, time for "the fastest seven." first up, if you were warning, this next story is gross. burger king is out with a nauseating new ad campaign which shows the time lapse video of a whopper growing mold. it's to show off that the restaurant has removed all artificial preservatives from the company's menu. you're shaking your head. >> greg: imagine how stupid this is, imagine a funeral home doing the same thing. we don't preserve training, this is how granny is going to look and they wheel out a decayed corpse. they don't go to burger king to fret about the preservatives, they go because they're hung over and tired, they want to hope for a short death. >> dana: i disagree. i think this is great because i come as a person that is interested in staying healthy, i want to cut back on preservatives and things like

that. >> greg: there great! >> dana: for some things, but for fresh food, you don't take a whopper home and eat it two weeks later. >> jesse: i disagree with you! and here's why. you don't want to think about mold when you're looking at a burger. >> greg: exactly. >> jesse: this is like, you call your ad agency india fire right now. permission to make an analogy question like this is like trojan condoms, and the people are having sex in a bed, time lapse and the woman is pregnant. that is not what you want to see, it's the opposite of what you want! >> greg: that might actually work. >> greg: it's disgusting and i will not eat at burger king, i will promise you, for fear i am eating penicillin. >> dana: one was the last time you had burger king?

>> geraldo: i can't remember. >> dana: exactly. >> dagen: what my daddy would do, give me that, i will cut the mold off. >> dana: my grandfather too. >> dagen: turtles have come a little mold. next up, a woman becoming an online sensation after her amazing singing voice is discovered and what we are told is a random video. is it staged? you be the judge. ♪ i'm off the deep end ♪ watch as i dive in ♪ >> dana: i don't think her voice is that good and i also think it is obviously staged because if you're coming in a subway him someone puts a microphone in your face i would kick them in the you know what. obviously it is staged. i hope she has a great career in singing if that's what she's going for but i don't think it's real. >> greg: the tail is anybody

stopping. nobody stops unless you are a tourist but she is a local. >> jesse: you want to kick a man on the street in the you know what? >> dana: in the subway. >> jesse: how dare you? >> geraldo: i think subways have the best acoustics. when the train is not coming, the echo chamber is fabulous, everybody sounds good and i agree with dana, wouldn't cut her a record deal. >> dagen: everybody sounds good compared to me. finally, nanny state alert. a new county, new york county is proposing a new law that would ban people from smoking inside their own homes. the band would affect people living in multifamily dwellings or apartment buildings. all in an effort to curb tobacci guarantee, don't go ahead with. >> geraldo: you me that will be the one thing that makes people -- >> dagen: yes.

>> dana: i think this is already law in the u.k. >> geraldo: but cigarette smoke is horrible in an apartment. if someone is downstairs smoking, its inside and the windows are closed in winter time, it is appalling. you choke on it and you worry about your own children. and weed, i don't think new yorkers make a distinction other than to suggest that cigarette smoke is more repugnant than weed. >> jesse: where you going tonight? >> geraldo: i'm going to the havana club. [laughter] >> greg: here's the thing, if they focus on vaping they are in big trouble. but they're trying to make it the same thing because they are losers. i have a question, have we ever actually verified the science of secondhand smoke? i don't think that has ever -- this is the turf of "reason" magazine, but i wonder if we just accepted that. >> geraldo: but isn't it logical, though? >> greg: i think there is a

lot of controversy under secondhand smoke. it would make sense because maybe it is a marker for other unhealthy stuff but i have often wondered. >> geraldo: that may be true. >> dagen: but if you live next to a chain smoker in a rental building, it smells all the time. >> jesse: if someone ratted me out, i'm going to get them back. i know where they live, i know where their cars. i have many ways. try me. [laughter] >> geraldo: i don't smoke. >> dagen: "one more thing" next. ♪ little things can become your big moment. that's why there's otezla. otezla is not a cream. it's a pill that treats plaque psoriasis differently. with otezla, 75% clearer skin is achievable. don't use if you're allergic to otezla. it may cause severe diarrhea, nausea, or vomiting. otezla is associated... ...with an increased risk of depression. tell your doctor if you have a history of depression... ...or suicidal thoughts or if these feelings develop.

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digital, they had a record-breaking january. and beat cnn and multiplatform minutes for the 16th consecutive month, nice job. i'll be on hannity tonight, 9:00 p.m. eastern time. >> greg: has really come alon along. despite all the problems. >> dana: if there is a construction crew in chattanooga, tennessee, they had to do extra work this morning because there's a bassett hound named buddy and he went for a swim in the drink but he didn't know how to get out. he was stuck down there in the river so they had to call the hamilton county stars rescue team and they got on the scene and made sure no one was hurt and buddy successfully got his paws back on dry land thanks to those great rescuers. >> greg: that's a nice story, it ended happily, happy ending.

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>> dagan: georgetown colorado has a new mayor, clear creek county's war in parker the snow dog as honorary mayor of georgetown. he arrived at the inauguration wearing as he should always glasses, his tail was wagging. i'm guessing he's a bernese mountain dog, he is committed to bringing hugs, love, and cookies to the people of georgetown. he's got more followers on instagram than i do, 17 and a half thousand. >> greg: how does he feel about socialism, does he believe in sharing the cable? >> jesse: they are so high in colorado, they elected a dog as mayor. [laughter] >> geraldo: speaking about being high in colorado, last friday valentine's day was erica

and my 20th valentine's day together, we went to beaver creek and went skiing, my beautiful young wife. 20 valentines together, we had a great time except when i tweeted these pictures, people said "you had a good time with your daughter or your granddaughter?" that's exactly what i said and i block them all. >> greg: it is a good feeling to block them. >> geraldo: it's such power, trump campaign people, it's illegal. >> greg: people tweet that you an insult, somebody on your show and you block them you go why did you do that? why are you insulting people i work with? >> dagan: i'm going to go block that person right now. >> greg: you are being very rude. >> jesse: you don't need to block people on my behalf. >> greg: you know who i wouldn't block under any

situation? a special guy named bret baier. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington come on bret baier. we are following turtle major stories, trump advisor roger stone pacing 40 months in prison tonight -- that sentence was handed down by a federal judge following rejection earlier this month of the recommendation for a much longer penalty and subsequent torrent of criticism against both the president and his attorney general. and democratic presidential candidates are trying to catch their breath and lick their wounds after a debate that turned into a proverbial circular firing squad last night in las vegas. we start there, correspondent