♪ >> tucker: good evening and welcome to "tucker carlson tonight." the president's rallying supporters as we speak in colorado springs, where monitoring is for marks, we will monitor -- go there if it occurs. what can you buy with $460 million? of course$4 you can buy a lot of things. if you can buy a boeing 747 if you wanted one. you can build an entire nfl stadium. you could get a pack of peanut m&ms every single person in this country. or you could take all that money and use it to get humiliated bye elizabeth warren on nationall television. that's what michael bloomberg did last night. maybe on some level he enjoyed it. we don't want toen speculate hee though. bloomberg wouldn't be the first

rich liberal with unusual personal taste. but either way, warren was happy to play along. barty seen the clips are ready but this is one ofhose exchanges worth replaying again and again and again. elizabeth warren just him like that bad little billionaire he is buried vigorously. watch. >> i'd like to talk about who we are running against. a billionaire who calls women fat broad's and horse faced lesbians, and no i'm not talking about donald trump, i'm talking about mayor bloomberg. democrats are not going to win if we have a nominee who has a history of hiding his tax returns, of harassing women, and of supporting racist policies. democrats take a huge risk if we just substitute one arrogant billionaire for another. >> tucker: you wonder how often bloomberg pays to get yelled at like that. pretty expensive role-playing.

at one point, elizabeth even for schoolwork to admit he wouldn't allow a strange female employee to speak honestly about the time working for him. watch. >> he has gotten some number of women, dozens, who knows, to sign nondisclosure agreements both for sexual harassment and for gender discrimination in the workplace. so, mr. mayor, are you willing to release all of those women from those nondisclosure agreements so we can hear their side of the story? [applause] >> if they wish now to speak out and tell their side of the story about what it is they alleged, that's now okay with you, you're releasing them a television tonight? >> senator, no. >> tucker: holy smokes! makes y you wonder about elizabeth warren's husband back home. it remember when she revealed that she was the one who asked for his hand in marriage? he said yes, of course, it was an offer he couldn't refuse. in the face of a woman like that, mike bloomberg just crumbled. suddenly he didn't look like one of the world a posthumous richest man, he looked old and weak. if warren rattled him so

completely, bloomberg could barely function. couldn't explain his own candidacy, he made apologies for his record. at one point, bloomberg bragged about cutting new york city's crime rate in half and then almost instantly disavowed the policy that made it possible. >> well, if i go back and look at my time in office, the one thing that i'm really worried about, embarrassed about, was how it turned out with stop and frisk. >> tucker: how bad was it? well, even on the most obvious question, the one he had to know was coming, how can someone as rich as you relate to normal voters? bloomberg whiffed it. apparently the army ofri consultancy wrote to hired to write his lines -- got sick of being self deprecating and decided to revert to his real personality, which is grating and pompous. by the way come his answers sound suspiciously like boasting, because when you're a spectacular successful as

michael bloomberg's, april 15th isn't like most people's april 15ths. you don't use turbotax, [laughs] >> fortunately i make a lot of money and we do business all around the world and we are preparing -- the number of pages will probably thousands of pages. turbotax.o >> tucker: but it didn't get better from there. the conversation then turned to china. it bloomberg knows a lot about china, he's been getting rich there and defending its fascist government for years. he censored his own news organization to protect that country foster best corrupt leadership. last night he was still acting like china's publicist. when asked about china's carbona emissions, the largest in the world by far, bloomberg claims that india was "a bigger problem," which is a total crock. you've got google, check it yourself. china emits 20% of the world's carbon, twice as much is here in the u.s. and that number is still rising, not falling. india, the bigger problem, world's carbons emissions.

but bloomberg's chinese masters are not pleased by the lie he told them that we have. by the end of the net bloomberg had failed so completely, nomination dropped by a third on the betting side predicted. even the analysts on cable newse day had to admit his performance was world historic awful. it really a new low in the history of spoken english. >> what's the big headline? >> bloomberg was awful. >> this was a disaster for bloomberg. yesterday. last night in las vegas. >> i thought it was a very bad night for him. he's probably doubling the salaries of his staff who want to go into the spinner because i wouldn't want to go in there to defend him after the night he had buried >> it was a devastating introduction to mike glover for mike bloomberg. >> bloomberg went in as the titanic. billion-dollar machine titanic.

titanic, meet iceberg elizabeth warren. >> there's no question she could go toe-to-toe with tom. she left bloomberg in a puddle on the debate stage. >> tucker: all true for once. bloomberg ate it last night, but here's the question, doesn't actually matter? that's what was worth thinking about. an answer as it doesn't really matter. bloomberg hurt him, but she didn't help herselff much. not a single person watching wants to listen to her for the next four years, gosh. meanwhile, bloomberg is still the norm rich and still blanketing daytime television with his ads. far more americans will see his commercials then watched last night's debate, that's just the truth of it. so for all the highly entertaining moments, the debate didn't really change the race. bernie sanders is still the front runner this morning, as hard as that is to believe. sanders is becoming less impressive as he rises in the polls. last night, for example, sanders lamely triedht to claim that is famously aggressive on the supporters, the ones were supportively harassing opponents on twitter might actually be

secret russian agents trying to sow discord in the democratic party. sanders said that onon stage. people running the debate were too dumb to notice it so nobody asked a follow-up question, we are all the poor and for that meanwhile, the various democratic also rans spent the evening savaging each other. a boy. amy klobuchar, who was supposed to be midwestern and nice, took a ball peen hammer into lego candidate pete buttigieg. watch this. >> you are sticking your candidacy on your washingtonou experience. you are on the committee that oversees border security. you're on the committee that does trade, you're literally part of the committee that's overseeinghe these things and we are not able to speak to little leo the first thing of the politics of the country -- speak are you trying to say that i'm dumb, or are you mocking me here, pete? i wish everyone was as perfect as you, pete, but let me tell you what it's like to be in the arena. i'm actually so proud of the work i've done on immigration reform and, you know what, you have not been in the arena doing

that work. you've memorized a bunch of talking points and a bunch of things. >> tucker: wow! so that was real. she clearly hates him. and good for her, by the way. he's awful. he is the thickest guy in the race. not that it matters. neither one of them is going anywhere in the end. by the end of the night, things got so fractious on stage they couldn't even agree to unite behind a candidate who got the most votes. think about that for a minute. t these are the same people who are always lecturing you about how the electoral college is and all that matters is the popular vote. but of coursete they never meant that. the only person who means it is bernie sanders and the only reason he means it is because in this case is the only one that can benefit from that t standar. in this point it's hard to see how anybody gets thed majority f democratic primary votes, but sanders is still likely to have the most at the end. so when a typical year that would make sanders the democratic nominee. but that's not the case this year. so who wins?

who was the nominee? that's something our friends of the democratic party are going to have to figure out at their convention in milwaukee for months from now. and good luck with that. author and columnist mark steyn joins us. mark, you watched last night. there are so many levels of awfulness, but how would you assess what you saw? >> well, i think the best explanationes for bloomberg is that he is, in fact, a russian asset who has been planted into the democrat race to make joe biden look forceful and vigorous. you said he spent $460 million to wind up on stage talking about nondisclosure agreements. i understand, by the way, that since the debate, he's asked everyone who watched the debate to sign a nondisclosure agreement. >> tucker: [laughs] >> so hopefully none of it will leak, and that's just another 460 brazilian

dollars or however many it is. the fact is you have to hand it to the cherokee dominatrix. she's not going to be the candidate, she actually comeda after that phrase you just played, horst, course-based lesbians, which ins believe has not been used in any presidential debate since i believe benjamin harrison and glover, but to flay him for calling women course-based lesbians and he just stood there looking rather hoarse-faced himself. unable to respond to it and then she starts going on about nondisclosure agreements. he won't disclose how many disclosure agreements he signed. and eventually it such a lively debate that miracle of miracles, joe biden wakes up and he starts having a swing. come on, man! god loves you, man! nda, man! i played for the nda, years ago. my son owns and nda franchise

that the chinese general gave him. bloomberg is the biggest disaster -- is the biggest disaster on this -- it is billionaire to billionaire. sensible people. great novelists lionel shriver wrote to the british spectator, american novelist, best-selling novelist and said people will welcome bloomberg as a respite from trump. no theywo won't. if it's billionaire to billionaire, nobody -- people are going to go with the billionaire who isn't like the sky. the one thing you say about trump, when he came up with that rosie o'donnell line, he wasn't the creature of minders. he wasn't the creature of courtiers who don't dare tell the sultan that he's going to have to come up with an explanation as to why so many of the girls in the had to signed nondisclosure agreements. it was pathetic.

>> tucker: [laughs] probably the best summer ever heard of american politics. of american politics. i don't think you can be president since her foreign-born and we are all going to suffer because of that. mark steyn, great to see you tonight, thank you. >> tucker: thanks a lot, talker. >> tucker: well, last night's debate left every democrat looking weaker and less capable of taking on the man they collectively despise,of president trump. that is terrifying to the press. they are worried that washington's home team is so dysfunctional they will blow their second election in a row. >> is anybody panicked besides me in that it does look like sanders is rolling and a two-thirds of this country thinks we are going in the right direction and you have a guy that wants to burn it down? to me, i just don't see him having any shot in a general election, and i'm panicked. i am absolutely panicked. >> i have to tell you, i'm hearing from the trump campaign and they're thrilled. >> donald trump will destroy michael bloomberg if last night as an example of what happens on

the debate stage. >> and donald trump, who nobody laid a glove on him. they were too busy carrying each other to shreds. in an intramural ping-pong game. >> tucker: don peeples is a democratic donor, founder of the people's corporation. happy to have him on tonight.de thanks so much for coming on. you are a long time democrat appeared very familiar with the party, you watched last night. you assessed. what do you think the chances are someone will emerge from this group to beat the incumbe incumbent? >> minimal unfortunately. i think that the challenges that we really don't have any new ideas. there's a focus on vilifyinges president trump without offering some innovative ideas about how to move the country forward and how democrats would do something different in terms of moving tht country forward and making america a better country. and that's what's missing.

>> tucker: at that as such -- that's a foundational point, it's a very smart point, you almost never hear it, but it's obvious, voters vote for the person who they think will improve their lives. people andart democratic party, why aren't they doing that? >> i think that they are struggling. at one, the economy is doing very well. we are near full employment. african-american unemployment is the lowest it's been since statistics have been capped. unemployment itself is lower than any time in the nation's history since they have been keeping track of it, and so what do you want on? and i think this idea and a decision was made very early to vilify the president no matter what he does, donald trump can never do anything good as far as they're concerned. and that's been the message. and so as a result of that, they've lost any ideas about where they want to bring this country, and they don't have a plan other than health care for everybody where most americans are already insured and we should be focusing on how to effectively -- cost-effectively ensure the remaining americans who don't have it. but they are at a loss for an

agenda of how they would change things other than they think donald trump is a bad person. >> tucker: so bottom line -- and i think that is the only unifying idea, if you can call it that, in the party right now. you don't think that you can beat trump by hating from, is that what you're saying? >> you can't. because the vilification of donald trump has been going on for three plus years and people are tuning it out. they want to hear what these candidates are going to do to make their lives better. how do we move america forward? in fact, if we want to talk about the racial divide that they are embracing in the now, howc party right do we provide access to economic opportunities for all americans? audio level the playing field? that's what americans want to hear from. and in fact if you look -- i mean, there's no two new generation of ideas at their other than pete buttigieg, who unqualified to be president of the united states. >> tucker: yeah. y it's hard to disagree with

anything you've said. i'm not clear whether not listening to you. i guess i'm glad they're not because they probably win if they were. thanks so much for coming on tonight. >> thank you very much for having me. >> tucker: a lot more on the historically bad democratic debate coming up this hour. just ahead, dave portnoy of barstow sports, one of our favorite guests to join just to discuss the ritual humiliation, self humiliation, self immolation of michael bloomberg. but first, democrats in congress are pushing the new way forward bill and last night we show the president of candidates are no less radical. we've got more on that, just ahead. ♪ - do you have a box of video tapes, film reels, or photos,

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>> tucker: as we told you repeatedly, in congress now democrats are pushing revolutionary -- that's not an overstatement -- piece of legislation called the new way ayforward act. the actual block block deportations for criminals. some serious criminals. and then allow judges to intervene to protect them even more. even more demented, it would spend your money, taxpayer dollars to fly deported criminalsin back into the united states where they could live off your tax dollars. it's a lunatic. but it exists because the entire democratic party is lunatic on the subject of immigration and that was on display last night when the so-called moderate pete buttigieg joint so-called moderate joe biden and calling illegal aliens every bit as american as you are and if not more. >> in south bend, it was not always easy to stand up in a conservative place like indiana on immigration, but we delivered. we created a municipal i.d. program so that dreamers and others who were undocumented were able to navigate everyday life. we stood up for those rights and stood with members of our

community with a message that they were as american as we are. [speaking spanish] >> tucker: so joe biden, for example, has moved from being considered now very right wingov on immigration to being effectively for open borders. but it's still not far enough. he was still harassed by activists for these suppose it sins of right-wing barack obama. watch. >> i'm running because so many people -- [inaudible] [boos] >> tucker: angry children screaming in public. you've probably paid colleges to educate them. glad you did. chris called back as a former kansas secretary of state and he's running for senate in that state. we are happy to have them tonight, thanks so much for coming on. >> my pleasure. >> tucker: i can't get past the talking point would have hurt again and again recently,

illegal aliens, undocumented immigrants, are more american than you are, mr. and mrs. american, what you make of that? >> is really disturbing, tucker, and it also echoes the new way forward bill, which you have laid out very clearly for viewers to see because the new way o forward bill have -- alies have a "right to come home. home. if they are as american as we are and they have a right to come home, this is a disturbing view of what they think it is to be an american. they think that america is just a place on the map and if you stand on american soil ever so briefly, suddenly you're an american. but ofsu course that's contraryo centuries of american history. they reject assimilation, they reject an american creed that all immigrants come to adopt. and they want to break that down, because the parts of the american creed, things like capitalism and the rule of law are things that the democrats no longerge accept. so i found it really, really shocking how they have adopted

this mantra that illegal aliens are as american as we are. >> tucker: it sins are pretty clear message. if i said to my children, the kid down the street, the one who's always breaking into houses and never goes to school and gives us the finger when we drive to church, he's every bit as much my child as you are. in fact maybe even a little more. the message to the kids would be really clear, i hate you, wouldn't it be? >> yeah, exactly. and the message sent by the new way forward bill, you mentioned many of the problems and it, on top of what you mention, there's another problem. it would turn every city in america into a sanctuary city. local police would be forbidden from helping ice in any way. and so just imagine thousands of americans would lose their lives, would be injured and if you're one of those victims of someone who's been brought back into the united states, you've been injured by the illegal alien and you've betrayed by your country, in the name of what? it's insane. >> tucker: yeah. in the name of watch. can theyth get elected on this? is their popular support for these ideas?

>> thank goodness no, i don't think so. certainly not among republicans and the vast majority of independents don't embrace this idea. and i think even a lot of democrats too are rejecting how the leaders of the party have gone so far to the left, so much toward embracing illegality in this country and as you pointed out, embracing illegal alien criminals so much that they want to fly them back to the united states after they've been deported. i can't see how that makes sense to most voters, including democrats. >> tucker: it's scary. thanks so much for coming on, good to see you. thank you. >> good to see you too, thank you. >> tucker: it's a prettyt amazing moment last night -- we haven't gotten to all ofde them, that's how amazing it was. how well do greg gutfeld and lou dobbs remember what happened? we will find out, final exam is just ahead. but first, member of minnesota's somali community has publicly

confirmed what we've been suggesting for ame long time, ilhan omar actually did marry her own brother. in the case of immigration fraud, that's his claim. we are monitoring the president's speech in colorado springs, we will go there if news warrants. we will be right back. >> fighting for paid family leave and getting it, reducing the cost of child care and giving 40 million american families an average of $2,200 in their pockets directly thanks to the republican child tax credit. ♪

>> tucker: for years now ilhan omar has studiously ignored credible allegations that she is legally married her own brother a decade ago in a case of immigration fraud, but now she's facing more credible accusations. chief breaking news correspondent trace gallagher is on the case. hey, trace. >> when the accusation was first made a few years ago, congressman ilhan omar tried to knock it down by calling it absurd. then when the media turned up a certificate, omar went silent, refusing to make any comments at all saying she does not talk about her family or h personal life. well now, others are talking, a prominent member of the minneapolis somali community, who is now on the record telling the daily mail that in 2009 ilhan omar married her biological brother so that he could legally remain in the u.s. and attend college. at the time, omar was married.

but it was a religious marriage, meaning there was no minnesota state record stating that she and her -- that they were husband and wife and so marrying her brother would allow her sibling to get his legal immigration documents but he's not just saying that omar married her biological brother. he also gave the daily mail the name of the christian minister who married them. that minister reportedly says she does not want to be involved or interviewed about congresswoman omar. >> tucker: trace gallagher, thanks for that. roger stone received 40 months in prison today. if you surf that sentence will be over 70 years old when he gets out. for perspective, that's more than many murderers in this country serve in jail. but stone's crime wasn't murder. the official chart was lying about the existence of emails themselves completely legal. but his actual crime was spending 40 years giving political advice to donald trump and then gleefully mocking the

people in charge. they hate him for that. so to cnn. jeff zucker's hyena spent today salivating over over stone's's destruction and is always running interference for the corrupt power structure. >> in the end, you saw a judge standing up for the rule of law, standing up for the justice system, standing up for prosecutors who have all come under attack by the president. she herself threatened by roger stone, and also in the end defending prosecutors. standing up for this rule of law. talking about how this was all about a cover-up for the president, how roger stone did this, committed these crimes of lying and obstruction and intimidating a witness all in an effort to help the president. >> tucker: sohn's sentence was delivered by an obama appointed judge. we often hear complete tell my people complain that our b juste system has been infected by politics. amy is living proof that it has

been. she's an open partisan who is so flagrantly violated the bounds of constitutional law and fairness that it's shocking she's still on the bench. if there's anyone in washington who deserves to be impeached, it's her. during the mueller investigation she placed both rick gates and paul manafort under house arrest pending their trials. both are middle-aged men with no criminal history. neither was a flight risk. meanwhile, at this very moment tonight, countless violent predators in new york and california walk free without even posting bail. but jackson wanted to punish gates and manna for it. before they'd even been convicted of anything. and she did. ultimately she revoke his bail and placed him in jail in solitary confinement. but jackson has reserved a real fury for roger stone. at sentencing today she declared that stone "was prosecuted for covering up for the president." cnn let the claimed class without comment. but anyone who had been watching was baffled because that's totally untrue.

nobody connected to the president has ever been charged with a crime related to spying for russia or colluding with russia. much less convicted of one. stone wasn't prosecuted for covering up anything. that was not the charge. that is not what he was sentenced for. amy jacksonge knows that. she lied about it. in other words, here you have ad federal judge lying about the case before her. scary? yes, it is scary. roger stone's entire journey into kafka, partisan prosecutors, partisan jury foreman, partisan judge, could not have been more fraudulent or dishonest. it's hard to believe it happened in america or that a ruling class is applauding it, and they are. that ought to worry everyone who cares about equal justice on bothon sides. if they can do this to roger stone and win accolades from cnn as they do, they can certainly do it to you. maybe someday they will. stone hasn't reported to present had. he would be on the show right now to respond but he can no longer speak in public.

amy berman jackson has revoked his first amendment rights. the entire democratic party and their servants in the press can defame stone at will, and they are, relentlessly, but if stone dares to express his own opinion, amy berman jackson sent them to jail immediately. she saidn that. she has banned him from speaking publicly about the case in any way. he can't tweet or right on facebook, no t social media. he came to television, he can't speak to reporters. he cannot even express himself indirectly. if roger stone has to friend or family member to deliver a statement on his behalf he would be violating judge jackson's order. notice we won't say violating the law, because it's not the law. no judge can abolish the freedom of speech. it is inherent. instead, what you're watching is the capricious authoritarianism of a democratic activist wearing robes. it's terrifying. and it's being done purely for political ends. already today cnn t has made it clap demographic explain hows

roger stone's prison sentence proves how the president is a criminal. you could have protected that would happen, in fact, we did predicted. enough. this farce must end. apparently there are people around the president telling him not to pardon roger stone or to wait until after the election.e no. the president must pardon stone immediately. trumps voters know that at some point they could be where roger stone is right now. this is a horrifying precedent for everyone and it cannot be allowed to stand. michael cavuto is a former trump campaign advisor, we are happy to talk him tonight, thanks for coming on. let me just sum it up for you, do you think, since your question, there's any chancece roger stone will be facing prison 40 months if he hadn't supported donald trump. >> if waterstone were a democrat, he would be lauded just like mccabe and the others are out there. in fact, as you know, tucker, the washington district, it's toxic, it's demonstrably unfair to republicans.

if roger stone does get a trial, retrial, which you should, considering the malice and, you know, the lies that were told by that juror, he should -- ag barr should have it outside of washington, d.c. there's no chance he gets a fair trial in d.c., give him a fighting chance. at the trial outside of d.c. but let me tell you something. to make a hard, that juror who was lieutenant in the resistance who managed to make herself the foreperson, it's reported by people whoho are in a trial tody that she was outside the building at the courthouse todao trying to figure out whether she wanted to go in or not. she was cited out there and when people recognize her, she ran off. this is a toxic place, washington, d.c. there's not one chance any of us would ever get a fair shot or not you, tucker, not me. that's why we are asking people to sign the petition at freie roger stone.com and ask for a pardon immediately. >> tucker: i've never seen anything like this in my life.

i wish is hadn't learned as much about it as i have, it's really shaken my faith. i know youit feel the same way, thank you so much. >> thanks. >> tucker: so why did michael bloomberg spent over $400 million to get embarrassed by elizabeth warren? barstow sports' dave portnoy was watching last night. joins us in just a moment. but first, it's time for an epic final exam. lou dobbs, been in cable a long time. how much has he learned about the h weird things that happen? you'll find out as he faces off against greg gutfeld next. ♪ er top of severe ptsd, will take you down in the dump. after several denials, when i went to aspen dental, they gave me a free exam, free x-rays. the doctor comes in and then he's like, "you are in pain, so we're going to get you taken care of." i had no insurance. at aspen dental, we're all about yes. like yes to flexible hours and payment options. yes to 30% off dental services. and yes we'll take care of you, no matter what.

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from tuckercarlson.com store. still reeling from last week's matchup when lou dobbs prevailed in his quicker of thee world's - mark steyn. this week his opponent's greg gutfeld, hoax dome of the great to to cohost of "the five." facing off as we said with a tight-knit cable news. fox business network lou dobbs. thank you both for joining us. >> tucker. you realize this is difficult for me because we live together. so this is going to be a bit strange. >> indeed it is strange. >> tucker: i omitted the term life partners from a script because it's really nobody's .usiness >> i'm not comfortable there -- >> we get -- >> previous engagement. >> tucker: i bet youme do. you know the rules, i'm going to repeat them for the sake of our viewers. first one to buzzing gets to answer the question. you have to wait until i finish asking it in order to answer it. multiple choice, you can answer one side knowledge of icing a name. every correct answer gives you a

point. each wrong answer to tracks a point from your total, best-of-fives wins. does that make sense, the simple math? >> i guess so. i kind of tuned out. >> tucker: okay good. we will see how you do. question one. this is not multiple-choice. there's only one possible answer. senator amy klobuchar drew a blank this week when asked to name the president of which country? >> mexico. >> tucker: she didn't know the president of mexico? is that correct? >> correct. >> i know they are our neighbors and regard us of who the leaders, it is someone that i will work with. >> i'm sorry to ask this, but you know who he is? you know his name? >> i know that he is the mexican president. >> but can you tell me his name? >> no. >> i felt bad for n her.

>> tucker: by work with, she meant collude with. first point to lou dobbs. not surprisingly, question two, this is not multiple-choice. things got a little crazy at a rally in nevada. when a group of topless protesters stormed the stage and poured milk all over themselves. if they were protesting of course the dairy industry, to which 2020 democratic candidate did this happen? lou dobbs? >> bernie sanders. >> tucker: was it bernie sanders? >> bernie, i'm your biggest supporter. i'm your biggest supporter. ♪ >> tucker: this is filthy, filthy editorials. i would not buy zen on that because i don't like to people

objectified. you are the michael bloomberg year to lou's elizabeth warren.. but maybe you can pull back. this is a multiple-choice question, and it's a two-pointer question. here it is. a group of protesting the democratic debate glued make america great again hands to a number of animals and then released them into downtown las vegas. where those animals stray cats, were they pigeons, where they rabbits? >> i'm going to say -- >> tucker: greg gutfeld. >> i'm going to say they probably were rabbits. >> tucker: where they rabbits? are rabbits making america great again, to the tape we go. >> it would be crazy to ignore it. >> ignore what? the bird war in mexico the bird war, the plague, call it what you like. if that they'll be back, you can count on it.

♪ >> tucker: ouch. where i come from, those who called rabbits. >> tucker: you may need to surrender. those are not rabbits. i'm not even going to do the math on this. >> looked a little like a rabbit. >> looked like a rabbit to me. >> tucker: a flyingg rabbit. this is another two-point question. this is another opportunity for redemption, perhaps a little less, question four, multiple-choice. the president made history over the weekend when he drove a lap around the daytona 500 track in his armored limousine. the limousine of course is called the beast. here's thes question. how much does the beast way. is it 7,000 pounds? 11,000 pounds? is it 14,000 pounds? >> i'm supposed to wait. >> it's okay. >> i apologize. >> tucker: lou was too early and it goes too greg. >> i will say c. >> tucker: i will say --

>> tucker: 14,000 pounds? is it c? >> c. >> csn yes. >> the president with the flags flapping in t the air leaving te race cars that are behind them. you know, the president was also the grand marshal. the beast weighs 14,000 pounds, could not go 200 miles an hour like a nascar, but certainly an exciting moment for the race fans and those watching. >> that's very good. >> tucker: see as in v c. >> i could have sworn it was 22,000. >> that's what i thought. >> that stuff you gave me, lou, is kicking in. >> excellent. >> tucker: final question, a two-point question. it's multiple-choice. and here it is. one fast food chain has found an odd thing to brag about.

they say that unlike other fast food restaurants, their burgers are capable of growing mold. which chain makes that claim, is it wendy's, is itt burger king, is it mcdonald's? >> i'm going to say wendy's. >> tucker: greg gutfeld says wendy's has the mold capable burgers. are you right? to the tape we go. ♪ >> isn't that disgusting? >> what a difference ♪ >> tucker: would you eat that? >> that's an interesting strategy. >> i think somebody got fired over that strategy. >> tucker: greg gutfeld, the french army, late on her arms, it's over. you have been completely steamrolled by the lou dobbs express. i know. >> if i need to get beaten -- >> it should be lou dobbs.

>> i only get beaten by lou. i tell him that every weekend. >> and it works. i have to admit it works. >> it does work. it works.wo >> tucker: it's so dark, i can't even play along. but congratulations to you, particularly lou, the human juggernaut, thank you so much for participating, both of you. >> you're a legend, tucker. >> thanks for throwing the match. >> i didn't, i'm joking. this table moves. >> tucker: that's it for this week's final exam. pay close attention to the weird things that happened to see if you can beat our experts. we will be right back. ♪ nts, we do things differently and other money managers don't understand why. because our way works great for us! but not for your clients. that's why we're a fiduciary, obligated to put clients first. so, what do you provide? cookie cutter portfolios? nope. we tailor portfolios to our client's needs. but you do sell investments that earn you high commissions, right? we don't have those. so, what's in it for you? our fees are structured so we do better when our clients do better.

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>> tucker: so does mean by happiness? michael bloomberg is one of the richest men. last night he was one of the most miserable on earth. he was forced to apologize for everything he's good at. why? we go to dave portnoy. he was watching last night's debate. he joins us tonight. dave, you are a student of human nature. you watch what happened with bloomberg. you're not a bloomberg hater or anything. but tell me your reaction to it. >> yeah, no, i didn't have any opinion about bloomberg. i was watching college basketball. it was a three overtime game. i flipped to the debate right when bloomberg was getting crucified. the only thing i know is when he

tried to get rid of big cokes. this was like watching "game of thrones." somebody getting executed in front of your eyes. if every debate was like that, i would tune in. that was better than anything like you see on hbo or anythingk like that. i have no idea what he was doing. for a billionaire, somebody you would think is smart, he looked totally caught off guard by everything they were sayingy about him. like some people don't like me. not many. some. but i know if i'm in a debate with somebody that doesn't like me, i can pretty much read what they're going to do, the greatest hits. he looked totally confused. like whoa, whoa, whoa. i didn't know people would bring this up. it was stunning and fun to watch. >> tucker: so if you're bloomberg, how would you respond? how should he have responded? >> once he hesitated and once he panicked and once he was going down the rabbit hole, if i were him, i would have walked off. the hell with it. i have billions.

i don't need this in my life. there's no coming back. there's no coming back. somebody like me that is neutral on him thinks he's a village idiot. there's no way to respond. the rest of the debate he was okay. but once you get absently savaged like that and you have no comeback and they're dancing around punching you like a pinata, it's done.ci it's game over. there's nothing that you can buy, no amount of money that can come back from that. he should have said, i made a mistake. i'm out of here. and whoever is his advisers ared i mean, they should be brought out. how do you not tell him he's going to get those questions? it's obvious. it was nuts. >> tucker: so bloomberg is not married. he has a long-time girlfriend that he's lived with for ten years. he's going home to her. what does she same to him, do you think? >> she's probably got a good gig. you know, gazillions of dollars. it wasn't that bad. what else can you say?az

if he has any brains he knows it's bad. he had me so confused. i'm very pro money. h i like making money. i want a gazillion dollars. i want the money he has. maybe he thinks you're not so smart. how can this idiot be up here? he had me in a mind trap. if you're the girlfriend, you play along. make him a grill cheese, put some potato chips in the middle, tap him on the back and say it wasn't that bad. what else can you do? i >> tucker: so even michael bloomberg can get rich. i think you just exposed the central problem of the american economy, which is it's not that hard to billion a zillionaire. >> if i was bernie sanders, this is my campaign. it's more than raw luck.bi i don't agree with it, but if you're trying to take my money, how did bloomberg get it? that's what i felt like. how is he so rich? what a moron.id

>> tucker: so good. a great dave portnoy. congrats on the company. >> thank you. >> tucker: we'll be back tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. you know who we are. sean hannity takes over. big night. >> sean: tucker, the only night i was cool to my son is when i showed up on bar stools. i don't think he knows what i do for a living. great show. welcome to "hannity." buckle up. mini mike bloomberg's campaign, we can officially report is on life support with a respirator and feeding tube. he was literally ripped to shreds in last night's debate. i can't really overstate how poorly he performed. single worst debate performance i have ever witnessed in my lifetime. frankly, he embarrassed himself and anyone that supports him. mostly himself. well, he's his only real big donor. take a look. >> mr. bloomberg had policies in ne