>> tonight thanks for watching i'm jeanine and frank is nec don't miss him. says are you stupid? coronavirus crisis is going to get much worse for donald trump. we know at least that much. he will probably stay physically healthy throughout the crisis. but his mental health which is weak on his best day can only get much worse every day of this crisis. [laughter] >> well at least no one is politicizing it you jackass. [cheering] ♪ all right. now before we get to the fun stuff, let's address the viral elephant in the room the coronavirus. now when there's little info out there you're with often left with fear and spin.

cnn or for example so instead i say let's step back take a deep breath not too deep and treat this event seriously without spreading alarm. let's press our government to hit this challenge hard and support all efforts for containment l while following preventive measures as prescribe. that's it. for now -- so live your life and watch -- wash your damn handle now on to the idiot. hard to describe last week's debate without a metaphor a train wreck, a prison riot, michel moore trying to eat a plate of lasagna on a toilet ugly and chaotic here was my favorite part. actually it was worse.

>> like to bring -- sanders you're allowed a quick response and they don't want to be out there defending. >> wow. >> yep, it feels like a stupid person just exploded all over me. you know how always wine about voters depression? what about voter depression from i was looking into the bunch of fool i would find nearest bridge and i would jump but at least joe he did better right joe? >> and now joe biden on bernie sanders. >> socialism, nowst thr a useless major. i would rather study karate. i have an mba in none chucks they don't hand them out and helped tinker bell shop for a

prom dress for the weekend. weekend at bernie sanders,s that's no fun. waiting for breader the whole time. time is better spent polishing your none chucks. take joe to 1877-car for kids. thanks, joe. [laughter] for while, while biden so many more engage he was also obsessed with time. >> i guess only way to do this is jump in and speak twice as long as you should if we don't -- why am i stopping no one else stops? >> fact is -- i'm not out of time you spoke is overtime and i'm going to talk. look gramps if you keep talking like that judge on people's court is going to rule against you. but don't blame him. the moted moderator were awol like down a feras of rye behind

aa dumpster and how bad did they want to get o out of there? >> that conclude our debate. , though, we have time for one more break. time flies when you're having is fun. [laughter] like get me to my über please -- [laughter] them not when you have this kind of comedy. i'm really surprised all of my fellow contestants up here would be the right word for it nobody pays attention to the clock. i'm surprised they show up because i would have thought after i did such a good job in beating them last week that they would be a little bit afraid to do what. he>> that joke did not land i can't imagine a joke worse than that. yes newsroom vault is opening right now. milestone is michael jackson thriller album hits number one on this date the top spot for a record-breaking 37 weeks. turning to proarmt because we have to beat it, now.

>> oh, my gosh. one of those days. that's pretty bad. that was bad.re wonder what a joe thinks about that. >> now joe biden on firewall. >> look -- i never said south carolina was going to my fire wall. you didn't hear ming right, i said wonder wall that's right. maybe -- you're going to be the one that saves me. afterall you're my firewall -- that's what i said. my banding called oasis they're like the beatles but with talent text joe to my wonder wall. >> all right then the candidate who were asked for their motto. here's a few. >>ir i seek to live bit teachins that say that if you would be a leader you must first be a

servant. >> every day a write a cross on my hand to remind myself to tell the truth and do what's a right no matter what. >> d praying for this job for a long time and when i get it i'm going to do something rather than just talk about it. >> did someone steal greta dream journal? anyhow those are bad we thought we would help with our own mottos for these poor sap butlet do this okay. here's joe biden right here -- joe biden vote for me and if you don't then vote for me. [laughter] all right here we go mike bloomberg i'm far too rich to be so nice to you poor people. another one for mike bloomberg. mikee bloomberg vote for me and i'll buy you a pony. if you don't't vote for me i wil still buy you that pony through i'll throw it off a building. strange man. strange man, oh --

bernie sanders the soup is too hot and i'm not paying for it. you're paying for it actually you're paying for it. tom steyer either i'm a billionaire or serial killer i'm not even sure. freak me out. pete buttigieg i still don't have to shave and i want an ironman shaver for christmas. he can drive. amy. klobuchar remember me i one with ate a salad with a comb only thing you'll ever remember about me so anyway see you later. finally liz warren here we with go. vote for me and i will finally change my shirt. [laughter] it's crazy, the dems had had four years to come up with

someone who squandered with collusion and impeachment like the world dumbest olympic athletes he knows seventh in four years but instead of getting in shape he retreat to basement to eat funon and popping quaaludes watching tentacle porn. but it wasn't just the chaos or access of answers that made the debate suck. it was the dirt of american optimism. from most of these candidates the american ideal wasn't the solution, but the problem. thing like opportunity, business ownership, freehe speech, free thought, capitalism, if any of that came up, if at all it was met with boo and smirks in modernest world the talks in rule no longer we're all in this together but it is me versus you. race versus race gender versus gender it has not democratic party but eating themselves alive. right, joe?

and now joe biden on leap years. february 29th -- i like the extra day. gives me time work on my invention. last leap year i did something called doorknob. came in handy? before that, couldn't handle everybodies was stuck inside. nothing got down ruined whole economy. this leap year i'm working on a little something called a men's suit with short. [laughter] yeah. let's show off them hairy legs. [laughter] come's on, man -- he's the these giver with half a liver. america new coanchor ed henry.

[applause] got more polls than a barber college and fox news contradict tore kristin anderson. steve and looking for a fight host to fox nation katherine. [applause] he's claustrophobic in grand canyon myd host of the nation terrace. [applause] and what's your take on the debate in the democratic field in general and be concise and coherent. >> can i talk? >> yes that's what i felt like the whole time. >> making fun of my about michael jackson that was random in the middle of the monologue. average real thriller. >> from all sides. what you deserve. [laughter] i was going pick on greg but short people are oppressed because they're always overlooked. oh. now turning on me. i can't be --

>> to give his liver to his sister and a all thing are fine. >> i want to correct your monologue it regenerates to have 100 % of my liver not half a liver. >> yeah it's in your drink. all right. no -- so look joe biden finally got a chance to talk. >> right. >> and then when everyone says okay. and thento he goes lambchops. he didn't complete the thought. he was finally get microphone, and at one point he said, 150 million people have been killed by gun violence you don't want to make a joke about about this a very, very serious issue but he clearly meant 150,000 not a 150 million but didn't realize he made that mistake never wept back to correct it so look i think bernie sanders had a good debate because everyone is screams at each other and nobody marked him up because they didn't press him on the piddle castro stuff all week long double down and he's not so bad yeah i'm against him on prison stuff, murders, but you know, look he educated people.

educated people so they could get the propaganda and they understand it. and nobody really pushed them that hard so-so look, he's in nthe lead. >> that's true and a probably get the nomination i don't know how did you view it? >> i yeah i think as long as mie bloomberg had a mediocre performance against back drop of a really disastrous field that was the best case scenario for bernie sanders. because right now as long as both biden and bloomberg are kind of missed but neither of them is imploding fully they need one or or other to be completely destroyed as long as they're both sort of of mediocrity, that bernie sanders most -- >>ing fight to the death. inrs a cage, cat -- what do you think aboutin that? >> i like it. >> yeah you like cages. >> i'm into it. i wish mike bloomberg would stop is making jokes. >> yes. >> he's not good. >> no ed henry. >> right. who is? [laughter] >> but it's because it is really

hard and very rare for a billion fair to be also funny because you know he's running around being being like warren buffett what a hoot mark zuckerberg should do stand-up with or i wish jeffer bezos had a youtube channel andf sketches so i think that's because money does buy happiness and a lot of comedy comes from having some like deep seated trauma and therapy that these people can afford is just too good. [laughter] so the only exception that i can think of would be the president. that would be only exception i can think of. he's a billion their he's hilarious, and i think what bloomberg is doing is making this same mistake that so many people have made in the past we saw marco rubio do it in 2016 trying to do what trump does. but it m doesn't work for anyone else but trump because you're not trump. he's got to stop it realize he's a regular billionaire sorry. >> rough life all right clean it up. >> chemical porn what's gong on, greg?

>> "newsweek" you have to watch it. remember. don't get into that. >> some guy at "newsweek." "newsweek" some guy named kurt. shame on kurt. [laughter] second thing the piggy off of cat don't be funny bloomberg, baby, i'm expensive -- but i can help you out. no i would never give you a joke that was longer than 30 seconds. because he forgot the punch line. [laughter] but he literally was like hey guys remember no wait it wasn't. [laughter] last week when i was so good you guys were mad and this week you're bad. what the hell? but that's the problem with the billionaire. you have to hire people like myself we're used to getting fired. so -- they'll tell you exactly i'll tell them what i think because that's what he wants to hear because billionaires surround themselves with yes men he told that joke and it was a room full of people going -- oh, man. whew. that's what he heard. and then he walked off, when he

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>> is is he too extreme for the american dream all right speak, of course, of senator and my instructor bernie sanders, who had a town hall this week rejected the notion he too extreme to beat trump he argue as a lot of his policies are long overdue but as we saw at the debate people are skeptical. >> you've said medicare for all over 30 -- 30 trillion dollar but you only explain how you'll pay or for just about half of that. can you do the math for the rest of us? >> how many hours do you have? [laughter] >> no that should tell you

something right that's the answer of a guy almost 08 and a hasn't bothered to t run numbero let's ask someone else amy does the math add up? >> no, math does it not add up. let me tell you how many nickels and dimes we're talking about. nearly 60 trillion dollars. wow. that's a lot, of nickels. or as i like to call it jan brady of coin. that joke was worst than ed henry's and i wrote it. so let's's ask the harvard guy what does it all add up to? i'll tell you exactly what it adds up to it adds up to four more year of donald trump -- great. he's better tharn turning substance abuse a nation of whatever was going on here at this week's sanders rally. >> all right how does it feel to be a bunch of radical a bunch of

revolutionaries. a bunch of socialist here in myrtle beach. >> that's pretty scary. look bottom line we're still no closer to learning how bernie will pay for all of his big ideas or are we? i saw this ad recently that may explain everything. >> there's only one company that knows how to afford anything berniehood financial make all a of it decisions based on economic philosophy of bernie sanders. >> they say there's not enough billionaire for the program but we're going make everyone a billion gnarring and precinct money give even a billion dollars and then -- tax the hell out of them. running out of money for medicare, we are with going to rip all money in half, we just doubled the money. >> free college for everyone. how are we going to pay for it, it's easy -- call all right.

he will buy your with soul for 3.2 million dollar. 4 million if your name is ed henry. >> berniehood financial our expert advisors will always find a by to make sure math adds up evenh when it doesn't. >>d we run out of for national park rent u a time machine go bk to 1981 boarded kardashian make money off your own bud pay for national park. >> yes. >> improvement we call david blaine.. david copperfield. >> they'll use their magic to pay for infrastructure no >> no, no we sell their brains to science and use their mind for bridge. they'll fix everything berniehood criminal is under review for tax evasion and tax fraud.

kristin, is bernie trouble with math does it matter at all for the supporters? >> i think matter to a lot of votersrs if he's a democratic nominee in november because one with of the thing he keeps doing is try to make the case look it all works in denmark and sweden these are nice happy had country. we can be just like them. but like lego and ikea are not brought to you by socialism but free market that makes that available to you so i think he's misthe point when he's trying to use these examples these are countries that are powered by the free market. >> that is nothing worse than stepping on a lego. >> i like it. >> of course you do cat. >> i don't know what that means what do you think you're a libertarian. ho do you fear more bernie or trump? >> obviously, bernie look i can honestly i'll go so far to say that is grinds my gears. >> wow. >> it grinds my gears. when had he says oh it is not extreme it is not extreme and he

compares to other countries yeah. we're not like other countries. we're not supposeed to be like that's why we're special. you know? thank you. [applause] it's why i live here. it is why i live here not just because it would be a real pain in the ass to move somebody said to me kat i can time travel you and all of your stuff back to fidel castro, cuba i would say good. the literacy program sounds great but i really enjoy whole not being tortured and murdered by government thing that we have here. >> that isno so true. just a personal preference. everyone you know just me -- >>re well i know one of the worries that wasn't taught in castro school was defect. no that was not real big a lot of that going on. think about that. [laughter] you know, i just think about bernie and i think about his base. and i think the word base is very important because i think most of the people that buy into what he says have a bong usually

next to them instead of going to work. so all they're it hearing is dude we can smoke all we want to because bernie is going to get us free health care, free school, bunch of free stuff. and if we get sick, bernie has got it. smoke up bro. problem with that is most american work so when you get into general they're like say what? are you going to pay for his stuff? he's on my couch i pay his rent not pay for everything else. like he's out of touch with -- what america is all about. and whatever whoever that double cross him on whatever business he tried to open -- bernie soup shop or whatever what he was like i'll show you. uh-huh. i'll make this whole place social esm. >> it is i think ear hair garden. it was something. because -- i have those. >> you know to tell about the judge because medicare for all is sort of this broad concept for him and might have to have his tonsils out soon and deal

with a system but that's before the iowa caucus you can google there a social left leader from sweden. and bernie sanders always talking toan sweden and denmark wentm to iowa to check out one f his rallieses with a yahoo! story about about t it and leadr from sweden basically said i don'tom think this make any sene and there's a bunch of young people and old mark cyst, and who they were right all long and this isn't right for us so social left party leader from sweden is says -- i'm not so sure about this. i think he might get through primary but in general election nkis going to be hard. >> you know, you know it is bad when bill clinton is worried. that the dems will be blown away bernie gets a nomination is bad news for bill. because that is more time he spends worrying andless time banging the maid. lot more don't you dare move. being a disabled veteran and to have a tooth pain

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meantime former vice president joe biden making a sweeping victory in the south carolina primary telling supporters you've brought me back. the victory giving biden a boost pushing biden now into second place behind front runner senator bernie sanders. the candidates are now looking ahead to super tuesday, a day that leaves over 1300 delegates up for grabs across 14 state. i'm aishah back to -- >> he's putting screw on fake news, trump campaign has filed a a liable lawsuit against what it called extremely bias "new york times." whichem is redundant extremely bias "new york timeses," that's like me calling my friend the rich lou dobbs. [laughter] or the goofy ed henry. oh. or the ripped greg gutfeld

everyone know and lawsuit claims op-ed influence the 2020 lech that argues that paper knew the story was false and published it anyway. "times" says suit has no merit ands was an opinion piece and hay get it wrong as "times" did. >> when they get opinion toilet wrong as a "new york timeses" and frankly they have a lot l wrong over last number of year so we'll see how they work that way through -- if you mean it you'll see it is beyond a opinion and something much more than an opinion they did a bad thing and there will be more coming. more coming that sounds ominous. for now let's check with our legal correspondent the little jerry. [laughter] don't piss off little jerry kat

you told me in the break that you were so glad trump is suing the "times." tfnts no okay first i want to say that this is off topic but i have to say it when i was in elementary school is there's this guy came to our school to -- to tell us we should sell candy you know for charity dressed exactly like him so -- i just -- it was bothering me. okay. >>it you sacrificed -- >> no, no greg you're not getting me yelled at again. kat please go. [laughter] >> this lawsuit will be dismissedd because the opinion cannot be defamation under the law and i know you'ring thinking kat you're not a lawyer and i know that which is exactly why i read andrew mccarthy's piece on this national review to see what he said and he said that so take it up with andy but i don't government anywhere near the press at all. our framers wanted not just free

speech in general but the most important thing was free political speech. so that there can't be government retaliation for speaking out against government, and i agree that the new york time is bias so what trump should do is do what he does all of the time t and use a speech o call it out but i don't want government anywhere near my free press. >> all right sounds fair enough. i believe that trump is like hood ornament of a pissed off public so it is like everyone of us would love to sue the media for lying to us for decades and he'sue basically delivering payback for everybody that hates the press. might not be reich but feels good. >> you know what, i think when we have seen the level of irresponsibility from the press, when personal and headline mean more than facts and i think as american we should lay down and take if. i think coming from the president, suing -- ii agree with cast point when

government steps in but everyday americans this is something we should think about because when you're -- when you are attacked by e media, a lot of times people just read headlines and won't see facts and when they get it wrong, on page 50. yeah, you know and they say we have it wrong but we stood by our story and believe facts are untrue but stand by our story something like that so there's been a trend since media has gone to ratings where they careless about fact and truth and more about sizzle story, and ruining somebody to get some ratings and some light new favors. >> a headline killed an like six pang page on the show last night. >> i'll be walking to the show murderer. you're a fair and balanced journalist what do you make of this? >> handy, candy man. >> focus. oh, sorry -- look, i'm all about the first amendment a as a journalist. >> i'm not. >> especially an opinion piece

but you should defend first amendment when it is opinion you don't agree with this in this case i agree with your broad point as i e-read an opinion pois in "new york times" that allege it wasn't just an opinion but allege that there was a deal between russia andrk a the trump campaign. >> yes and there wasn't such a deal or at least there was not evidence to back up such a deal and robert mol earl investigated this for two year and did not find evidence of such a deal so i guess to your broader point as well with here there should be accountability when you get it wrong not sure suing them is right but president wants to sending a message and let them know to get your facts straight. >> isn't this inspired by hold your applause -- [laughter]r] this head is going to swell and liver will start. anyway. kristin, aren't people kind of inspired by that can you can yoe when they went after that kid and sue likingk they did. >> what happened to that kid

what we're talking nb this lawsuit like an opinion piece versus news coverage and an important distinction if people get things wrong in opinion people they'll put people in jail so we have a big problem. >> a i'll be in jail. >> the problem is stuff guess called news coverage and opinion is just woven throughout it. that's absolutely the bigger problem. the big problem. it is front page not the back page l. right? i don't know what i just said. [laughter] anyway i don't to go to jail soy disagree with everybody except the warden. i want the expert tip for lunch. back in 240 seconds. stayay with us. the good news? our protection lasts all day. the bad news? your patience might not. depend® fit-flex underwear offers your best comfort and protection guaranteed. because, perfect or not, life's better when you're in it. be there with depend®.

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the boss is cited visible tattoo and piercings clothing and even hair color, tat that's being among reasons for declining to hire someone. personally this bigotry disgust me, i'm proud to say that i've hired people based on only their competence and never their appearance. for example, this is my tack attorney sergio. [laughter] my gardener fabio and dietitian, steve and this is my dungeon master who has my discipline sections he's a nasty little bitch. i have to go. you're not working on monday. [laughter] >> thanks for picking me. that you have to hide them all. only i don't hide [bleep] [laughter] listen --

i always remember laughing the time i got hand tattoos i remember some lady probably watching right now shot me and she said young man you will never get a job. bad on your hands. hey, lady -- but to your point, i've always been in a situation where i'm hiring some kind of a hypocrite nanny search i see a nose piercings may i read them ifst thrat five or six boyfriends nae on there crossed out, not happening. so there's a lot of like i get it. but you know for example, you hired me i based on skillset not look i literally wore a hat to work. yes and only because my last name is murdoch and guy of security haven't figured out i'm not his nephew so when i'm threw i want to take a picture we take our hats off. murphy -- oh. the hat is great. [laughter] yeah.ll absolutely. greg: say rupert for you.

>> yes, sir can i play with the computer go ahead. mind sweeper is on there if you want to play it. but my appearance was off sometimes thrant. >>i'm same way with hiring nannies. ed i think it can be easily discriminated against for being too gooding looking i didn't get a tv show until my early 40s they needed for me to be older to take the edge off my gorgeousness. >> yeah. is that what you've done by the way what have you been doing with your hair lately i noticed a change. >> mel gibson it is good -- >> thank you. greg: i grew it out. do you have an answer or just going sit here and cross your leg and look silly? what? [laughter] >> as you said you're very handsome and i think that hampered your career for a long time. greg: i think so too. >> that's why with you can

explain your t failures. greg: you know kristin, i said this before, there is no like -- there's no gandhi for plane and unen attractive people discriminated but no social justice for the ugly. >> that's next level. >> trying to figure out what the heck you were talking about. like -- greg:kugly people don't activatr march because they're too ugly. >> no i also feel like people on one hand don't want to think of themselveses that way. that's terrible. greg: i think of myself as plain. plain -- i'm having fun kristin. but look when it comes to tattoo, hair color, eyes i go to focus groups all wearing eight or ten random people together and ask them about their opinion on thing if i have an older, you know, clientt in the back room like t in their business suit, d i bring in a group of american millennials at least two or three of them are going to have

a blue streak in their hair with tattoo and clients are like does their opinion count? like -- this is what people look it is not like a rebels use thing but just how it is testimony >> i do same thing i invite eight or ten people over to my house i call it a focus group. [laughter] greg: the police a when they shw up it's a different story but anyway, tax -- you d don't have -- you dress well and interviews. >> i come to work every day in a hoodie and leggings that are covered in cat hair that way people see me and they think she loves animals nice lady but i take appearance very seriously because i do wear hoodie and leggings and no makeup you might think i don't but you need to remember that also every day for past six years i've been wearing glasses i don't need to see. >> yes. okay.. because -- i want, i will never take them off and people think i'm dumb and see me in had hooded dee ane me with glasses and hoodie it is like she needs to be comfortable

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aren't they all recently returned a beer sign to the german brewery she stole from 55 years ago. she mailed it back to the house in munich along with apology note that read i book this from your establishment in summer of 1965 when i was young reckless and i'm sorry i did not get it back to you sooner. upon receiving the mug the staff cracked it over the woman's skull. she. died instantly this is not funny, ed. actually i'm joking they filled it with dog and sent it back to her. still kidding. still kid after they wrote her a very nice thank you letter more we go to guzzling gary live in russia with more. gary what's the latest? [cheering]

oh -- greg: that is nec democratic nominee. [laughter] i vote for him. [applause] kristin, besides heart have you stolenning anything? >> good question. i feel like something like that beeree stein i've never stolen from a restaurant but something like that is memory of an excellent trip to hang own that would probably be it if i were to. >> i i stole a transient's head like -- head like -- [laughter] i bet you're stolen a lot of .thing liking that jacket off a drifter. >> i got this at a 6th avenue somewhere. i stole candy from kats elementary school. if you can follow along.

i haven't stolenning anything i don't know what you're accusing me of. >> you want to confess? >> i've stolen but -- but this story is is fake. it was a conspiracy between this woman and a this, this bar. and i want two reason. number one, okay, if you were so drunk that you were stealing mugs from the bar stein from the bar you don't remember name of the bar the next morning let alone 55 years later e she doesn't know where it is or her address and lincoln ever looked it uper with a bottle of mustard and salt and pepper shakers because i have. i know what i'm talking about and number two -- number two, if you are really that drunk, that you know, you don't hold on to something that's glass for 55 year you take it with you everywhere you move no shattered on streets but you get to your hotel buzz you're drunk. so i uncovered it. this is -- yes egg greg you'll be able to

take a picture with my pulitzer when you getet it. one thingee that i don't understand this is is why to send it back now with something special about it because -- >> they offered her money as part of the conspiracy. >> was she with her life and like this doesn't bring me joy anymore what was it? >> i don't know. pirates -- have you ever stolen anything and then felt guilty it about i? >> i know black guy stole something -- it saved me for the end. i stole a girlfriend from any bestso friend and i wish i would have brought her back. [laughter] >> i honestly think reason why she sent that back is because she got bad news from doctor with atl really weird turd sessn and smoked weed and had like i have to fix everything i ever did wrong and lucky for her that mug in the back of the cabinet she couldn't find to send it back and cool part for i don't

unwhy they're so happy about it and they sent her so authenticity if you steal is something keep it for five decades and send it become and write a happy letter it be. greg: that's a great idea for a book, ed you could write a book forer once. i stole, what did i steal? i stole a frame and mounted hand grenade and my wife suggested just putting it outside. not live it is on a stand like a -- >> grenade outside -- good idea. good idea. greg: you can't put it outside because it will be like a bomb squad. >> good that you can't put bombs outside. [laughter] >> all of the explosive funds. be right back. [cheering] two years ago, my wife and i were over 50k in debt.

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