child. >> youngest first one -- arthel: and i'm my mom's favorite child. [laughter] there's a reason for that. [laughter] eric: have a good afternoon. arthel: bye, guys. eric: thanks for spending time with us. >> the coronavirus crisis is going to>> get much worse for donald trump, we know at least that much. he will probably stay physically healthy throughout the crisis, his mental health, which is weak on his best day, can only get much worse every day of this crisis. [laughter]s greg: well, at least no one's politicizing it, you jackass. [laughter] [cheers and applause] ♪. greg: before we get to the fun stuff, let's address the viral elephant in the room, the coronavirus. when there is little info out there you are left with fear.

cnn for example. let's step back, take a deep breath, not too deep and treat this event seriously without spreading the lawn. but if the government to challenge this hard, while following preventive majors as prescribed. that is it for now. so live your life and wash your damn hands. now onto the idiots. it is hard to describe last week's debate without an ax metaphor. a train wreck, a prison riot, michael moore trying to eat a plate of lasagna on the toilet. it was ugly and chaotic. here is my favorite part.

actually it was worse. actually it was worse. [inaudible] greg: it feels like a stupid person exploded all over me. you know how lives always whine about voters depression, what about voters depression, i would not buy the polling station, i'd find in the nearest bridge and jump. but at least joe, he did better right? >> and now joe biden on bernie sanders. >> socialism. there is a useless measure. i would rather study karate. i got a mba nunchucks, they don't just hand them out. i went to help tinkerbell shop

for a prom just for the whole weekend. weekend at bernie's, bernie sanders. that's no fun. just waiting for bread the whole time. time is better spent polishing your nunchucks. texture 1877 cars for kids. greg: thanks joe. while biden seemed more engaged he was also obsessed with time. >> the only way you do this is jump in and speak twice as long as you should. why am i stopping, no one else stops. i am not out of time, he spoke over time and i will talk. greg: if you keep talking like that, the judge on people's court is going to rule against you. but do not blame him, the moderators were awol. like a substitute teacher ditching down a cafeteria

dumpster. and how bad do they want to get out of there. >> that concludes our debate though we have time for one more break. one more break she's liking me too my over please. greg: i cannot blame him when you have this kind of comity. >> i am surprised that all my fellow contestants would be the right word, even though nobody pays attention to the clock, i'm surprised they show up because i would've thought after i did a good job beating them last week they would be afraid to do that. [laughter] greg: that joke did not land. i cannot imagine a joke worse than that. ♪ >> the newsroom vault is opening right now. michael jackson hits number 11983, the top spot for record-breaking 37 weeks we have

to beat that now. >> it's one of those days. greg: that is pretty bad. that was bad. i wonder what joe thinks about that. >> and now joe biden on firewall. >> look, i never said south carolina was going to be my firewall. you did not hear me right, i said wonder wall. that is right. maybe you will be the one that saves me, after all year my firewall. that's what i said. by a band called oasis. they are like the beatles. but with talent. text joe to my wonder wall. greg: the candidates were asked for their motto. here is a view. >> i seek to live by the teachings of say if you would be

a leader you must first be a certain period every day right across him a hand to remind myself to tell the truth and do what's right no matter what is right. i . for this job a long time and when i get it i will do something rather than just talk about it. greg: did someone steal gratis dream journal? anyhow those are bad, we thought we hope to their own model let's do this, here is joe biden i hear, joe biden, vote for me and if you do not then vote for me. [laughter] mike bloomberg, i am far too rich to be so nice to you people who's another one for mike bloomberg, vote for me and i'll buy you a pony. if you don't vote for me, i will still buy you the pony but i will throw it off the building. strange man.

bernie sanders, the soup is too hot and i am not paying for. you are paying for actually, you are paying for. tom steyer, either i'm a billionaire or a serial killer. i am not sure. freaks me out. people dpete buttigieg i still t want to shave and i want iron action figure for christmas. he is almost 16, he can drive. amy klobuchar, remember me, i once ate a salad with a cone. the only thing you will remember about me. anyway, see you later. finally liz warren, here we go. vote for me and i will finally change my shirt. [laughter] it is crazy, the dems had for years to come up with someone to out the orange demon and they

squandered it all chasing phantoms like collusion and impeachment. that like the world's dumbest olympic athletes. instead of getting in shape, he retreats to a basement where he spent the entire time eating finance and popping quaaludes and watching tentacle porn. but it was not as the chaos of answers that made the debate stop. it was a dirt of american optimism. for most of the candidates the american idea was not the solution but the problem things like opportunity, business ownership, free speech, capitalism, if any of that came up if at all it was with booze and smirks in the modern leftist world the oppositional toxin rolls, no longer we are all in this together, but it is me versus you, race versus race, gender versus gender. that is not the democratic party, it's the dahmer party no wonder they're eating themselves alive.

right joe? >> now joe biden on leap years. >> february 29th, i like the extra day, gives me time to work on my inventions. last leap year i ended something called doorknobs. it came in handy, before that everybody was stuck inside. nothingng on a little something called the men's suit with shorts. yeah, let's show off the hairy legs. come on man. greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. he's the news giver with half a liver, "america's newsroom" coanchor ed henry. [cheering]

she's got more poles than a barber college, fox news contributor kristen soltis anderson, he is bright light and looking for a fight, catherine koop. he is claustrophobic in the grand canyon, my sidekick and fox nation tyrus. [cheering] and what is your take on the debate of the democratic field in general, and be precise incoherent. >> can i talk? >> is trying to make a joke again. >> why are you making fun of my michael jackson joke, that was random. >> it was a real thriller bro. >> i was going to pick on greg but short people are depressed because they're always overlooked. [crowd boos]

greg: god thinks he can give his liver to his sister and all things are fine. >> i want to regenerate i have 100% of my liver. greg: i've seen you drink. >> this is true. joe biden finally got a chance to talk. then everyone said okay, lamb chops, he did not complete it, he finally got the microphone and at one point he said 150 million people have been killed by gun violence, this is a very serious issue. but he clearly met 150,000 not 150 million he did not realize he made the mistake, never went back to correct it. i think bernie sanders had a good debate because everybody was screaming at each other and he was the front runner and nobody really mocked him off because they didn't even press him on the fidel castro stuff, all week long he was doubling down, i'm against him on the prison, murders, but well

educated people so they can get the propaganda and they understand it and nobody pushed him that hard. he is in the lead. greg: that is true in a probably get the nomination. how did you feel? >> as long as mike bloomberg had a mediocre performance against the backdrop of a very disastrous field, that was the best case scenario for bernie sanders, as long as biden and bobloomberg, they need one or te other to be completely destroyed and as long as they are both back into mediocrity, that is bernie sanders. greg: they need to fight to the death. in a cage. what do you think about that? >> i like it. i am into it. i wish mike bloomberg would stop making jokes, he is not good. >> he's no henry.

>> who is. it's because it's really hard and very rare for a billionaire to be also funny, you know when he's running around thinking more and buffett, what a hoot mark zuckerberg, he can do stand up and i wish jeff bezos had a youtube channel, because money does buy happiness and a lot of comedy comes from having deep-seated trauma and the therapy that these people can afford is too good. [laughter] but the only exception that i can think of would be the president. that be the only exception, he's a billionaire and hilarious. i think what bloomberg is doing is making the same mistake so many people have made in the past, he saw marco rubio due in 2016 trying to do what trump does, it does not work for anyone else but trump because you are not trumped. he has to realize he's a regular boring billionaire. sorry. greg: rough life. tyrus clean it up. >> chemical porn, what's going

on. greg: don't get into that. >> some guy at newsweek. greg: a guy named kurt. >> shame on kurt. to piggyback off on cat, don't be funny, bloomberg, baby, i'm expensive but i can help you out, i would never give you a joke longer than 30 seconds. because he forgot the punchline. he literally was like hey guys, no weight. last week i was so good and you guys were mad and this week your bad what the hell, that is a problem. that's a problem with the billionaire you have to highlight people like myself who are used to getting fired. billionaires surround themselves with yes yes yes, ma'am. that's what he heard and then when he walked off that one guy

in the back was like i don't know what happened i think there was a funeral outside before. that was magic, it's the mike. >> he was asked if you would be in big gulps around the country if he is president. no because it would like be sending the naked cowboy to every city. >> nobody know was what that is outside of new york. >> he also when he talks through his nose it's like here is a funny joke. hold on a secon second. we are just getting started don't go anywhere. more we made usaa insurance for members like martin. an air force veteran made of doing what's right, not what's easy. so when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. that's how you do it right. usaa insurance is made just the way martin's family needs it - with hassle-free claims, he got paid before his neighbor even got started.

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greg: is he too extreme for the american dream, speaking of senator and my pilates instructor bernie sanders who had a town hall rejected the notion he is too extreme to be president trump. he argues a lot of his policies are long overdue but as a result the debate, people are skeptical. >> you said medicare for all. >> a tenure. >> $30 trillion, you can only explain how you pay for half of that. can you do the math for the rest of us.

>> how many hours do you have? greg: that should tell you something. >> guy who is 80 and has not bothered to run the numbers. thus ask him one else. does the map add up? >> no, the map does not add up. let me tell you how many nickels and dimes we are talking about, nearly $60 trillion. >> that is a lot of nickels. or as i like to call it the jan brady of coins. [laughter] that joke was worse than ed henry's and eroded. so let's ask the harvard guy, what does it all add up to. >> alto you exactly what adds up to. it adds up to four more years of donald trump, it seems better than turning us into a nation of what was going on on the sanders rally. >> how does it feel to be a bunch of radicals

what about revolutionaries, socialist and myrtle beach. greg: that is pretty scary. bottom line were no were still not close to how he's going to pay for his big ideas or are we, i saw this ad recently that might explain everything. there is only one company that knows how to afford anything, >> it's the first firm that makes all of its decisions based on the economic philosophy of bernie sanders. here's how we do things here. they say there's not enough billionaires no pay for all the programs. we're just going to make everyone a billionaire. we're going to print the money, givee everyone a dollars and thn tax the hell out of them. >> we are going to rip all money in half, boom! we just doubled the money! >> free college for everyone. how are we going the pay for it? it's easy. call, all right?

he will buy your soul for $3.2 million -- >> $4 million if your name is ed henry. >> our expert advisers will always find a way to make sure the math adds up even when it doesn't. >> you run out of money for national parks, rent a time machine. 1981.k to before the kardashians make a gajillion dollars, pay for the national parks. >> yes. infrastructure improvement? we call david blaine, david copperfield and chris angel, and they'll use their magic to pay for the infrastructure. no, no. hewe sell their brains to sciene and use the money to buy all new bridges? bernieed hood financial, they'll fix everything. worning, colonelly under criminal -- warning, currently under criminal investigation. [cheers and applause]

greg: kristin, is bernie's trouble with math, does it matter to supporters? >> i think it'll matter if he's the democraticpp nominee in november. one of the things he's trying to do, look, this stuff works in denmark, sweden, these are nice, happy countries, we could be just like them. legos and ikea. i think he's missing the point when he's trying to use these examples, but these are countries that are powered by the free market. greg: nothing worse than stepping on lego. >> i like it. [laughter] greg: of course you do, kat. >> i don't know what that means. greg: you're a libertarian. >> yes, i am. greg: who do you fear more? >> obviously, bernie. i'm going to go so far as to say thatt it grinds me gears -- >> wow! >> it grinds my gears when he esays, oh, it's not extreme and

compares it to other countries. yes, we're not like other countries. we're not supposed to be. like, that's why we are special, you know? greg: yes. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. it's why live here. it's not just because it'd be a real pain in the ass to move. if somebody said to me, kat, i can time travel you and all your stuff back to fidel castro's cuba, i would say i'm good. the literacy program sounds good, but i really the whole not being tortured and murdered thing by the government that we have here. just a personal preference. everyone, you know, just me thinking. [laughter] [applause] >> i know one of the things that wasn't taught in castro's school, defect. there's a a lot of that going on. [laughter] you know, i just think about bernie, and i think about his base, and i think the word base is very important because i think most of the people that buy into what he says have a bong usually next to them --

>> that's all they're buying. >> so all they're hearing is, dude, we can smoke all we want to because bernie's going to get us free health care, free school, a bunch of free stuff. and if we get sick, bernie's got it. so good, bro. problem with that is most of america works, so when you get into the general, they're going to be, like, say what? [laughter] you want me to pay for his stuff? i already pay his represent are, i'm not paying for everything else. he's outy of touch with what america's all about. and whatever -- whoever double crossed him on whatever business he tried to open, bernie's suit shop or whatever, i'll show you. i'm going to make this whole place socialism. it was something! [laughter] greg: i have those, do you know? >> do you notice how angry people get about the math? for a lot of people medicaid for all is a broad concept. for him, he actually has to deal

with the system. butit seriously, before the iowa caucuses, you can google this, a social left leader from sweden, bernie sanders is always talking sweden and denmark, went to check out one of his rallies, and this leader basically said i don't think this makes any sense. he said there's a bunch of young people and a bunch of old marxists who thought they were right all along, and i don't think this is really for us. greg: yeah. >> even when the social left party lead freres sweden is saying -- from sweden is saying i'm not so sure about it, a primary's going hard. greg: you know when bill clinton is worried, that's more time he spends worrying and less time banging the maid. [laughter] all right! lots more, don't you dare move. [cheers and applause] people, our sales now apply to only 10 frames. a new low! at visionworks, our sales are good on all of our frames.

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♪ ♪ >> live from america's news headquarters, i'm jon scott is. two days to go until super tuesday, and democratic candidates are trying to pick up support. front-runner bernie sanders making a final push in the delegate-rich state of california. joe biden is in virginia hoping to gain momentum after his big win in south carolina yesterday. alabama, another i draw for the presidential hopefuls traveling today to selma to mark 55 years since the bloody sunday civil is rights march. alabama is one of 14 super

tuesday states. two new cases of coronavirus confirmed here in u.s. a patient in chicago tested positive last night. rhode island doctors now also uncovering their first known case. at least 74 people are confirmed to have the virus in the united states. i'm jon scott, i'll see you at the top to have hour for "the fox report. " now we take you back to the greg gutfeld show. ♪ greg: he is put the screws on fake news, the campaign has filed a lawsuit on the extremely biased new york times which is kinda redundant, extremely biased new york times, that's like me calling my friend the rich blue jobs. or the goofy ed henry or the ripped greg gutfeld.

i doctored it all, you don't need the extra adjectives, everyone knows, the russian claims of false mere designed to influence a 2020 election, the paper knew the story was false and published anyways. they say the suit has no merit since it was an opinion piece trump disagrees when they get their opinion totally wrong as the times did. >> when they get their opinion totally wrong, frankly they have got a lot wrong over the last number of years. will let that work its way through the floor. if you read it you'll see it. that's not an opinion but something much more than an opinion, they did a bad thing and there will be much more coming. greg: much more coming that sounds dominant. let's check with her legal correspondent, little gerri. greg: don't piss off little

jerry. kat, you told me on the break you are so glad trump is doing suing the time. >> this is off-topic, when i was in elementary school, this guy came to her school to tell us we should sell candy for charity and addresses exactly like him. [laughter] it was bothering me. greg: you just sacrificed her talking point. >> you not get me yelled again, please go. >> this lawsuit will be dismissed because the opinion cannot be defamation under the law. i know you think kat, you are not a lawyer and i know that which is exactly why i read andrew mccartney's piece to see what he said and he said to take it up with andy. i am really glad that her country work that way because i don't want the government anywhere near the press at all,

our framers want just not free speech in general but the most important thing was free political speech so there cannot be government retaliation for speaking out against the government and i agree the new york times is biased so what trump should do is do what he does all the time and feel free to use his own speech to call it out but i don't what the government anywhere near the free press. greg: that's fair. i believe trump is like the hood or ornament of a pitstop public, everyone of us would love to sue the media for lying to us for decades and he is basically delivering payback for everybody that hates the press. it might not be right but it feels good. [applause] >> you know what i think when we have seen the level of the responsibility from the press when personal vendettas are more important than the story, when the headline means more than facts, i think as americans you are supposed to lay down and take it. coming from the president suing

the newspaper, i agree with cats statement, this is something we should think about when you are attacked by the media, a lot of people just read the headlines and don't even see the facts, when they get it wrong you're on page 50 and they say we got it wrong when we stood by her story, we believe all the facts were untrue but we stand by our story. so there has been a trend since media has gone to radians where they care less about facts in truth and more about the fizzle story and were raining to get ratings and likes. >> tire is killed on the show last night six pages later. >> and you're a good journalist what do you think of this. >> candy man. >> would you like some candy or not? >> focus. >> i'm all about the first

amendment, especially an opinion piece, you should defend the first amendment even when it's an opinion you do not agree with. i agree with the points as i read it was an opinion piece a couple years ago from the new york times that alleged, it was not just an opinion it alleged there was a deal between russia and the trump campaign and there was not such a deal or at least there was no evidence to back up such a deal. robert fuller investigated this for several years and did not find it. i guess your broader point there should be accountability in the media i'm not sure suing them is right but the president wants to send his message let him know you have to get your facts straight. greg: hold your applause. his head is going to swell and then his liver -- our people expire by the covington case because that revealed the media at its worst when they went after the kid and now people think maybe i should sue.

>> think about the difference of what happened to the kid and what were talking about in the lawsuit. it's an opinion piece versus news coverage. that's an important distinction, people get these wrong and opinion pieces go all the time, if you put people in jail for that we will have big problems. the problem is stuff gets called news coverage in the opinion woven throughout. greg: that is the big problem, the front page, not the back page i don't know what i just said. [laughter] anyway i don't want to go to jail so i disagree with everybody. [laughter] except the ward because i want the extra chips for lunch back at 240 5g will change business in america. t-mobile has the first and only, nationwide 5g network. and with it, you can shape the future. we've invested 30 billion dollars and built our new 5g network for businesses like yours. while some 5g signals only go a few blocks, t-mobile 5g goes for miles.

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greg: looking like a slob cost you a job, a new survey, 51% of

managers admitted they discriminated against a job applicant because the way they look. the boss decided visible tattoos and piercings, clothing and hair color as being among reasons for declining to hire someone. personally the biggest stree enr bigotry discuss me, i only hire unconfident and never their parents. for example this is my tax attorney sergio. [laughter] my gardenin gardner fob io and y landscapers then in my dietitian steve, and mike dunn master, he is a nasty little bitch. >> i gotta go i'll be right back. i'm not working on monday. greg: tattoos, you have to hide them all. >> i'm not hiding [bleep]

>> i always remember laughing the time i got hand tattoos and some lady probably watching right now stop me and said young man you will never get a job, that's bad on your hands. hey lady. but to your point, i've been in situations where i'm hire for being a hypocrite. nanny searches. i see a nose person, have a good day. a lot of tattoos, may i read them. if there is five or six boyfriend names crossed out, not happening. i get it but for example you hired me based on skill set not looks, i wear a hat to work. and only because my last name is murdoch insecurity has not figured out i'm not his nephew. i went to take a picture and they said we need to take her had suffered all the hats great absolutely.

can i play with the computer, yeah go ahead. minesweeper is on there, but my appearance was off. greg: i'm the same way with hiring nannies even though i don't have children. [laughter] i think you can be easily discriminated against for being too good-looking it which is why i did not get a tv show into my early 40s, you need to be older to take the edge off gorgeous. >> what have you been doing with your hair lately. i noticed the change. >> all take care of this. greg: i grew it out. you have an answer or just say here crossed her legs and look silly. >> as you said you're very handsome and i think that hampered your career for a long time.

greg: i think so too thank you very much. i said this before, there is no gandhi for the plane, unattractive peopl people are discriminated every day but there is no group for them or social justice for the ugly. >> i'm trying to figure out what the heck you're talking about. [laughter] greg: ugly people don't activate or march because her to ugly. >> i also feel like on the one hand people don't want to think of themselves that way. that is terrible. >> i think of myself as plain, playing gorgeous i am just having fun kristen. >> when it comes to tattoos and hair color, i focus on eight or ten random people together and ask them about their opinions. if i have an older client in

the back room like in their business suit and i bring in a group of american millennial's, two or three of them will have a loose streak in their hair and the client is always like does their opinion count. is this how young people look today, is not a rebellious thing, is how it is. greg: i invite eight or ten people over to my house, call it a focus group. [laughter] the police when they show up it's a different story. kat, you don't have -- you dress well in interviews. >> i come to work every day in a hoodie and leggings that are covered in kat hair that way people see me and says she loves animals. but i think it's very serious because they were the hoodie in the leggings and then it no makeup. all the day for the past six years i've been wearing glasses i don't need to see. greg: will you take them off? >> i will not take them off people will think i am down they will see me in my hoodies and leggings but if they see me

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greg: he felt it was time to

return the stein. the maryland woman recent really turned a beer sign to the german brewery she stole it from 55 years ago, she mailed it back in munich along with an apology note that read, i took the sign from your establishment in the summer of 1965 when i was young, reckless and inconsiderate. i'm sorry i did not get back sooner. the staff crafted over the woman school, she died instantly, this is not funny. actually i am joking, they filled it would dog [bleep] and sent it back to her. still kidding, actually they wrote her a very nice thank you letter. for more we go to our correspondent who is live in russia with mark. what is the latest.

[cheering] [cheering] greg: that is the next democratic nominee. [laughter] fisting, have you stolen anything? >> good question. i feel like something like the beer sign, i've never stolen from a restaurant but something like that is a memory of a really excellent trip to hang onto forever. i feel like if i was ever going to steal something that would probably be it. i'm way too boring. greg: that is okay. i stole a transient head. ed, i bet you stolen a lot of things like that jacket off the drifter. >> i've got this on six avenue summer. >> ice dole candy from cats

elementary school. i have not stolen anything. i don't know why you're accusing me kat you look like you want to confess. >> i have stolen lots. but this story is fake, it was a conspiracy between the woman and this bar into reasons, number one if you were so drunk that you are stealing mugs from the bar, you don't remember the name of the bar the next morning. let alone 55 years later, she does not know where it is or their address. have you ever ended up with mustard and salt-and-pepper shakers in your purse in exmoor, i have. number two, if you are really that drunk you don't hold onto something that is glass for 55 years to take it everywhere you move, it shatters on the street

when you get to your hotel because you're drunk. i uncovered it this is [bleep] and you will be able to take a picture when i get it. >> the one thing i don't understand is why she needs to send it back now. >> she offered her money as part of the conspiracy. >> was she like this does not bring me joy anymore, what was it. greg: tyrus, have you ever stolen anything fo guilty about it. >> you know the black i stole something. i still a girl from from a best friend once and i wish i would've brought her back. [laughter] i honestly think the reason why she sent that back is probably she got bad news from the doctor or she had a really weird church assassin or probably smoke some weed and tht she had just fix everything she did wrong and looking for her that was the mug in the back of the cabinet.

>> i don't understand why they're so happy about it. 55 years you stole this and they sent her an authenticity. >> it was a sham. >> if you steal something, keep it for five decades and send it back in the right you a happy letter. greg: that's a good idea for a book. i stole a frame in a mounted hand renamed from a museum and i still have it and i don't how to get rid of it and my wife suggested putting it outside. is it live? >> no it's on a stand. >> you're going to put a grenade outside good idea. greg: you can't put it outside it would be like a bomb squad. can you imagine don lemon reporting that. [laughter] greg: be right back. [cheering]

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greg: we are out of time. special thanks to ed henry, kristen, kat, and tyrus, our studio audience. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. jon: the trump administration working to ease concerns over the coronavirus assuring americans the risk remains low. this as australia and thailand now reporting their first fatality. good evening, i'm jon scott, this is the fox report. governments are fighting to contain the virus which has now reached more than 60 countries and has infected nearly 90,000 people worldwide. the outbreak opening a new front in western europe, threatening the region's all important travel industry. we have fox team coverage. rich edson is at the white house, dan springer in washington state, where the first u.s. fatality was reported yesterday. we