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right now 7,000 people are infected and 210 are dead. two of the country's biggest states responding to the crisis by aggressively trying to stop the spread. california and new york telling tens of millions of nonessential workers to stay-at-home. illinois also instructing residents to shelter in place. across the country, hospitals warning there is a shortage of ventilators. president trump is saying that companies are ramping up production in response. also international travel banning all nonessential movement across our northern and southern borders. >> president trump: these new rules and procedures will not impede lawful trade and commerce. furthermore, mexico is taking action to secure our own southern border and suspend air travel from europe. the actions were taken together for our north american partners and will save countless lives. >> jesse: the president clashing with the presence of or a possible use of a malaria drug to treat the virus.

the usda says it's unknown if the drug will actually work. >> is it possible that your impulse to put positives spin on things as giving americans a false sense of hope? >> president trump: i don't think so. i think it has -- that's such a lovely question. look. it may not work and it may not work. >> what do you say to americans who are watching you right now who are scared of? >> president trump: i would say you're a terrible reporter. and i think that's a very nasty question and a bad signal you are putting out to the american people. the american people are looking for answers and looking for hope. if you want to get back to reporting instead of sensationalism, let's see if it works. it might end it might not. i happen to feel good about it but who knows, i've been right all lots. a lots. >> jesse: so greg let me ask you. the president will say we don't know if it's going to work or not going to work, drugs, the

recovery, vaccine or anything. you are giving the american people false hope by being hopeful. how do you explain that? >> greg: there always needs to be a balance between optimism is a concern. sometimes you make a mistake here and you correct it quickly but there is actually good news on the drug and treatment front. but you don't want to run on the drugs which is why you have to be cautious about what you are saying. i looked at the research, there is research out there on this antimalarial drug that is promising. they don't normally unite, you see mistakes corrected and you see people looking forward and not backward. and it's artificial, noncyclical and unnatural which means we created it through this shut down and we can uncreated. now the negative part for me as

if we go too far into it, it will be harder to climb back o out. i have -- i'm confident it will roar back but overall, if we continue -- it's wrong to accuse people of being insensitive if they are worried about the economy because the economy affects 340 million people. >> dana: in the world. >> greg: in the world. so at some point we will have to shoes the economy over the clamp down, it's going to happen. and i think right now we bought ourselves time. i think we did a great job slowing the spread, so we consider the ramifications of extending this kind of shut down for long periods of time. i guess what i'm saying is i don't want to have lasting damage that might really, really harm people. i'm hoping would pull back and we can get back on our feet. >> jesse: it's a very tough balance to strike and the governors of california and new york have taken matters into their own hands because those

are due to real hot spots right now for the virus. they are calling for a full on shutdown for the foreseeable future, one week or two weeks, we don't know. where does the rest of her country respond? as greg said, if you shutdown everything everywhere that is going to create more damage than it would buy kind of seeing how it plays out in certain areas. >> juan: i don't know if you heard of, but i side up. we are between a rock and a hard place here. i think the president even had praise for governor newsom, california governor and governor cuomo of new york for being proactive and i think we are seeing a lot of proactive steps being taken by leadership. but to your point we have to sort of get back on the saddle and ride the horse. the problem is dr. fauci said today, it's not going to be a matter of two weeks, it will be several weeks or possibly a month. it's hard to somehow say, here's

how we make sense of this because you don't want people to get sick and you don't want to take the risk of having a rapid spread. this week what we seen in italy has been devastating. so there's a real health issue. i would say that i think the president is now taking it seriously. i saw today poll numbers that show his approval rating in terms of people saying he's doing a better job of healing the coronavirus, so from my perspective he's taking it seriously. now the pivot has been made and i think the american people appreciated and from my perspective i wish he would have done it a little sooner. once we have confidence in her leadership, i think it's not that we can lay out the road map at this juncture but i think we are such a proactive and self-reliant people. don't fall into your cups and start crying. you might cite like me a little

bit. >> greg: there has been a pivot from -- in tone and in aggressive action from the white house. it's hard to say how far you push it and that's a balancing act that they have to deliver on. >> dana: and it's hard for us -- it's hard for me i should say, to comment on it, because we don't have the full information. dr. fauci said they are breaking the president every single day. and to our briefings every day. they don't have the full perspective. we know that next week is going to be tough. it's going to be very tough. if you are working from home and the kids are there at the second week in the first week is a little bit of a novelty and everyone's figuring it out, the second week it could be like, okay. mom, can you stopping so loud when you are on your conference call? at the dogs are annoying,

everyone gets tired. there's more testing, the numbers go up, we will see hospitalizations and increase in numbers. i think the white house in terms of preparing everybody for another rough week on the health side, that something. it's not something that we are going over here on "the five," but you cannot have the country not go back to work for seven months. i don't think that's what dr. fauci was saying. i think what he was saying is the spread, if we flatten the curve the spread could last a little bit longer. but i don't give a saying you will have to stay in your home for seven months, that wasn't the intention. this initial 15 day. it is to try to do what we need to do which is to flatten the curve so we look more like south korea and not italy. >> greg: and the more people that are aware of what we do

personally and individually to stop the spread, that's when the curve really gets flatter. >> obviously i am seattle today. so there are estimates that about 16,000 of their homeless population would be infected with it, 12,000 of which would require hospital beds. and they can't engage in that mitigation in fundamental things that we are all doing, like hand washing and social distancing. that could lead to an eruption that seattle has a similar problem too. to our point about the economy, the biggest thing i'm saying here in seattle is a decimation of the businesses. if you are here in seattle saw the lowest on employment rates since 1969 and the second week of march there were 281,000 filings for unemployment insurance. a california average is 2,000

per day and yesterday they saw 80,000. in terms of kind of a quick specificity on this, the restaurant industry is on $900 billion industry. smulusthe criticisms we are bill from the democrats saying, it's all about the corporations are not the worker, what does it matter if you invest in individual if there is no job for you to return to? and you need to keep afloat somehow. >> jesse: tough times ahead, i think everyone is bracing for next week pretty strongly. up next, a congressional stock scandal. four senator is selling off millions right before the virus crash the economy. ♪ give me your hand! i can save you...

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♪ >> juan: welcome back. it's a congressional stock scandal come up for u.s. senator is now under fire for selling off millions of dollars of stock in the days before the coronavirus crashed the american economy. democrat dianne feinstein and republicans richard burr, kelly loeffler and james inhofe all dumped assets following a reportedly classified all senators briefing at the end of january. now all four of the centers are denying any wrongdoing and senator burr is calling for an ethics review of his own action. senator loeffler was grilled this morning by fox's ed henry on "america's newsroom." >> you thought the governor was prepared but shortly after that tweet you sold a million dollars in stocks in your own personal portfolio before the market went down. you trading on inside information about what was coming? >> i'm really glad you asked because i want to set the record

straight. i've seen some of those stories, and it's absently false and could not be true. if you look at the personal transaction reports were filed your notice at the bottom that i'm only informed of those transactions after they occur several weeks. >> juan: it's hard to make sense of all of this. let me start by asking you, is this serious? in the loeffler case it's also an issue that not only does she sell stuff, but she bought stuff and one of the items she bought was to help people who have to work at home, software. what do you think? >> greg: it looks really bad it, all four of them have different levels of sketchiness. i will start with the least, imhoff said he was never moving before the virus. he sold the least amount of stock. feinstein says it was a plane trust, it was my husband's doing. i wasn't even at the briefing on

the virus and it was just one company. but it was $6 million in a biotech company and we don't really know much else about th that. now loeffler is the husband of the new york stock exchange and she sold these stocks on the day of the briefing. right after it happened. and not only did she sell a lot of stock she bought stock that bennett's benefits from software that helps teleworking. perfectly timed richard burr liquidated almost his entire portfolio. he has all the intel because he is the top intel guy on the senate and he was telling people privately that this pandemic was going to be as bad as the 1918 spanish flu pandemic. also perfectly timed it right for the market dropped and he said, i traded it before because i saw some news on cnbc. i think everybody needs to be investigated and treated fairly but a really bad look.

>> juan: emily, senator burr says simply, it wasn't my actions even if you were to try to put them together. the fact is, he says, he had no special intelligence even though he's the chairman of the intelligence committee. he said everything he did was based on public reports. what do you think? >> right. he said i only listen to his cnbc covering the asian markets. in my opinion to go off of jesse's ranking of the outlaws come at the top two are the worst and senator burr's is the worst by far. his reported net worth two years ago was 1.7 right million. this is between 600,001.7 million. his disparity between his public-private comments and his vote in 2012 against a ruling congress banning insider trading obvious he raises a lot of questions. and her reported net worth is

500 million in the most she reportedly sold off was 3.1 million. so that's less than 1%. she said i didn't know about it, learned about it weeks after. feinstein says it's a blind trust so we will see what happens. >> juan: greg, i know you are normally a skeptic and public officials sometimes anger you so what are you thinking about th this? >> greg: i am more upset i guess that all of them for not knowing more about the issue in general. i agree with everything that jesse and emily said about the levels of guilt. but i'm kind of ticked off. what date was that meeting? end of january end of february? >> juan: that was right when the president was shutting down travel. >> greg: she could argue that

she had missed it. but the thing is -- two things. i'm more upset that these people were not on the ball two or three weeks earlier and could have acted more for the american people than their stock portfolio. but i'm also just ticked off in general at the stock market and the instability and frantic emotional response. today it swung from 800 up, to 900 down. i feel like i'm around a drunk driving down the middle-of-the-road. it's like can we drug the stock market, it can wait drugged them for a month and put them to sleep and wake them up when it's over? >> juan: it's a roller coaster. what struck me is this report, barry was at a public luncheon

and he said this is going to be like the 19-18 pandemic. how can he now say he didn't know what was going to come? >> dana: he wrote an op-ed piece saying basically the u.s. is prepared. up until 2012 insider trading, it's not even illegal. it was funny business going on so there was this loss. so the stock loss comes into play and here's the thing. the congressman from upstate new york who makes -- it sends the text message from the white house on the south lawn where they are having a congressional picnic telling his family, and they get caught. here's what i would do. if i were ever going to be a member of congress, i would want to not know. i would want to put it in a blind trust did not even have

the possibility of perception. if this ends any careers it's a terrible legacy. >> juan: now that you've said it, i don't know what i'm going to do with my "vote for perino" button. up next, president trump calling out china as the country tries to reshape its image amid the coronavirus update. stay with "the five." [ laughs obnoxiously ] it's just not my scene. -i couldn't help but over-- -do you like insurance? i love insurance. did you know you can save money bundling home and auto with progressive, and renters can bundle, too? i know, right? [ laughs ] [ singing continues ] why'd you stop? i was listening. [ microphone feedback ]

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♪ >> welcome back. after covering up the coronavirus outbreak china is trying recast itself. some members of the media are all too happy to carry water for the communist measure micro. >> and china and south korea and those asian countries may have helped western europe and

america by delaying the arrival of the coronavirus here but now they are worrying that they may get reinfected by the coronavirus from the rest of the world. >> in china, the government attacked in the epidemic center of wuhan. the district built to hospitals with 2,000 beds in the span of two weeks. >> greg, let's start with you. you always feel strongly about media coverage. what do you think on this? >> greg: the media is a narrative driven industry and the fact is most narratives are true. you have to play with things and you shape it into something that is interesting. sometimes i don't even believe they are aware they are doing it. the problem is now they want facts and they want help. this narrative that they are now shifting to was created by clever editors who were removed from the reality on the street. they don't even know the harm that they are doing.

like we are all getting paychecks right now. the media is not going to suffer through this. no matter what happens out there we will get our paychecks. and i think -- that's why it's like, there narratives about china have little effect on their jobs. it's not going to read them. but it may hurt other people who are going to be out of work and struggling in the next two weeks and i think we have to start thinking about those people and the kinds of stories that will help them. if that makes sense. >> dana, what are your thoughts? that makes sense. >> dana: he always makes sense. did i just say that? i had to drink during the commercial break. >> greg: i know, coconut water from jesse's assistant. >> dana: the media did a pretty good job.

they were having to use people in the factories, the uighurs because chinese needed to stay home. there's a lot of different places to get your information. find when you trust and do that. but here's what i would say to journalists everywhere. the about people that i think instinctively thing to do this, but don't always look here. look to help the chinese journalists who are trying to figure out a way to get around the censors because they care about their citizens. not the chinese people themselves, they are the victi victims. president xi is a very different leader than the one who came before. this is a whole different thing, and i would suggest to the extent possible that we can to help those chinese journalists figure out a way to tell us a

way that we would need to hear from the inside. >> jesse, what are your thoughts on the fact that the regime has to stick not exonerated one of the original chinese doctors, and he sounded the alarm and they did let him? >> jesse: that's too little, too late. dana said it right, they forced labor to fight the virus. they will use their surveillance state to invade people's priva privacy. and they help people at gunpoint in quarantine, if the u.s. media wants to praise that, i mean fine. if you just read the

united states on reporting on china, why don't they listen to their own reporting? they've even said that the chinese communist government quashed the scientific community, made them destroy lab samples. they are showering the rest of the world with propaganda and it's so clear so clear the most rotten totalitarian communist government they are still trying to do some good things now. as we see her this friday

afternoon, we don't know much about how this started and how many people are infected to come we don't know about treatment plans, and they could be providing us with data that will help us in our struggle going on right now. they are trying to again improve their image in places like africa. and even in europe. they are not being straight to this moment. to my mind, i think it would be good if they were somehow to change. i find it very frustrating to deal with the chinese government in all circumstances but right now i think they are a threat to all of her health. >> thank you. don't go anywhere you guys, "the fastest seven" is up next. announcer: wash your hands...

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>> dana: welcome back. time for "the fastest seven." first up, thinking about going to a restaurant or bar this weekend? take a tip from the terminator, stay at home. >> i'm staying at home. i've seen photographs and videos of people sitting out offside cafes all over the world and having a good time and hanging out in crowds. that's how you can get the virus. >> dana: he's leading by example with a set of coronavirus psa's. greg? >> greg: know, i love arnold schwarzenegger but, screw him on this. there's something wrong, and i'm quoting kat tim, for the super rich to endure or survive a shutdown because he's not getting laid off. >> dana: he's got an outdoor hot tub. >> greg: he's got a hot tub and a stogie and mr. rich fatty

pants telling people to stay inside. he's got a massive house, he's got help, he can order caviar and pigs feet and i don't want to hear that from him. i'm saying that a somebody who doesn't have to worry either, i don't want to hear it. >> dana: you know who i think has done an excellent job? college football coaches. have you seen any of those? >> jesse: i have, and i think the next time you run into him he's going to crush you like a girl. >> greg: he looks pretty soft jesse. >> jesse: those are fighting words. i haven't seen you with your shirt off but i can imagine it's not like that. >> greg: go to my website. >> jesse: do i have to pay? is not free? [laughs] 's before i have a firewall. [laughs] >> jesse: it's a good idea like you said to get coaches, get lebron, get kylie irving,

get them all out there to tell people to stay home. >> juan: it's a great illustration of stay home, love life and enjoy life to the most. that's an upbeat message, but i have to agree with greg. it's hard to feel sympathy from the superrich in their hot tub smoking a cigar. when people are struggling now, in some cases having been laid off, to deal with paying bills or the kids screaming, you know -- and by the way. i, too, love arnold schwarzenegger but it's just hard. but this is a different standard. >> dana: we have to get this moving, we kin we had arnold schwarzenegger out there for 5 minutes and i don't want to see that picture again. let me ask you emily, who would you like to hear from? >> i thought the cutest thing ever was anthony hopkins video. did you see? he wanted to be a composer and instead he sort of fell into acting in college and he's basically playing the piano, and

it's beautiful. his cat is on his lap and it's adorable. arnold schwarzenegger is exactly why people hate californians, too because he's i a person in 0 square-foot apartment is likely through throw their computer out the window. >> dana: up next, grocery stores might be out of chicken and toilet paper but, vegan foods, pork rinds and/or grout are in great supply. i also saw frozen pizza was wiped out except for the one with pineapple on top. >> greg: this is the most in informative moment for food companies, you have the greatest arena for an analysis of likes and dislikes. all the pringles were gone except buffalo ranch flavored. and that's the one i really liked so i'm lucky.

also stuffed olives. no one is buying stuffed olives, i love stuffed olives. >> dana: what have you seen on the shelves? >> jesse: i want to clear up something i saw on yesterday's show. i did not know, i was asking my assistant johnny to grab coconut water, i didn't realize i was hoarding cohort coconut water. just wanted to clear that up. [laughs] >> dana: what are your kids or grandkids desperate for? >> juan: those lucky charms are pretty popular, especially a sugar high for kids at home. not popular with the parents when the sugar high kicks in but, what's interesting is people are buying nonperishable items like cereal. everybody likes a breakfast cereal but when you go, you look at the vegetables in the perishable items and they are sitting there. >> dana: emily, what do you look for when you go to the grocery store these days?

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people [laughs] what's the best thing you've made out of this bad situation, jesse? >> jesse: i haven't made anything, my wife has me dinner. she learned how to cook and she never could before. last night she made me so glazed salmon. >> dana: she jumped right in. >> jesse: and strip steaks with peppercorn. i'm living large. >> dana: i think the best thing is for me i've been home every night. peter and i have dinner, jasper is there and we are watching wild wild country in america. [laughs] >> greg: i am now to break 2011. the skinny greg is back and, you know who i'm going to think. then from pellets on. it's a cult.

it is a cult. >> dana: it's better occult than wild, wild country. >> jesse: can we see pictures of that if we go to your website? >> greg: yes, what's the dumbest advice you've ever received, this is from burning. dana? i can give you the dumbest i've heard but i can't because a person doesn't work here anymore. [laughs] remember? >> dana: no. >> greg: a certain host gave me some dumb advice. >> dana: i'm drawing a blank. >> greg: all right, it was something about what you should be wearing. anyway, jesse, wrist advice you've ever received. >> jesse: worst advice? follow your instincts, jesse. [laughter] always good to slow things down and think about it before you do it. >> juan: boy, there was so much, i don't know where to start, greg.

that's a great question but, at this point in my life i would have to be like create a catalog. it could be a book. >> dana: your member the good advice you get. >> greg: emily, bad advice? >> emily: i think there were a lot of nos. you can't do this, and i'm determined to prove them all wrong. >> greg: the dumbest advice i ever received was, be yourself. wait until you are successful to be yourself. don't be yourself when you're poor, ain't going to work. wait until you're making money and you have a steady job and then be yourself. i don't even know if that makes sense. and this is the opposite. what's the most uplifting thing someone has told you? jesse? >> jesse: i have gray hair. >> greg: well, at least it was something substantive.

juan, what was the most uplifting thing if someone has told you? >> juan: apart from i love you, it wasn't a director once said to me, you could right a note to the milkman. and i was like, thank you very much. because that's harder than you might think. >> greg: dana, have you ever had to right a note to the milkman? a >> dana: i don't think so but maybe i should. so i think the most uplifting thing -- while i've been doing this story time with dana at 3:30 p.m. on facebook live and to know that a lot of my friends and people i have never met before are watching with their kids and sending me notes that they appreciate it, that's been good. >> greg: emily, are you -- did i ask you? >> emily: no, you have and asked me yet. i have a story from this morning and it's related to. but the other day i found a

leash in the grass, and i hung it on a sign, like here it is if anyone comes back for it. and then the next day i lost duchesses bow because i put a different bow on her every day. the next day that bell was put on that leash. >> dana: dog park stories are the best. >> greg: uplifting thing for me, somebody left a comment on the website saying i look great. thank you. musica♪ with chantix you can keep smoking at first and ease into quitting so when the day arrives, you'll be more ready to kiss cigarettes goodbye. when you try to quit smoking, with or without chantix, you may have nicotine withdrawal symptoms. stop chantix and get help right away if you have changes in behavior or thinking, aggression, hostility, depressed mood,

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♪ way up high. >> dana: so they did this all online. it reached nearly half a million people and they're really enterprising young people. sorry your concert got cancelled but congratulations there. >> jesse: the screen looks like our show. >> dana: i like that. that's a cnn panel. [laughter] i also want to say happy early birthday. my sister's birthday is tomorrow. angie is. i won't tell you her age. her birthday is tomorrow. birthdays in the time of coronavirus are a little bit different and so we will face time or something and cheers with you tomorrow, angie. happy birthday. >> jesse: happy birthday birthday, angie. >> greg: tomorrow night the greg gutfeld show you have got dagen mcdowell, dana perino, kat timpf tyre rustyrus is back. it's been a while. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great

♪ ♪ >> greg: a lot of technology coming in because of this whole thing. now you can walk your dog at a distance. check this dog being walked by a drone. >> dana: i have a question about this. what happens if the dog goes number two? did the drone pick that up? because that's a very important part of being a responsible dog walker. >> greg: the drone looks both ways and runs that's what i do after number 2. by the way, that's disgusting. anyway, this will be the future. could be permanent. no need for dog walkers. fireball. >> dana: keep all the dog walkers and pay them even if you can't be there with them. >> greg: that's true. >> jesse: no sports on television no one know what is to bet on. people are betting on pretty wacky stuff. watch. this have you big money. you are betting on the weather because you can't bet on sports. >> put 500 on rain [bleep] >> jesse: took the rain. should have gone with sun.

not a good look. he lost 500 bones. one thing you can get on though is "watters' world" 8:00 p.m. saturday night. two spring breakers down in florida partying during the pandemic. we will find out if they regret what they did. >> greg: they will regret doing your show. >> jesse: that's always the case. >> juan: i hope they don't come into the studio. >> jesse: we did the remote, juan. >> juan: good, good, good. >> jesse: i'm social distancing even my guests. juan, you are up. >> juan: we have all been washing hour hands and as we do it today i'm well-practiced as i say happy to syracuse's kathleen burns. she turns 95 on saturday. because of the coronavirus, the big party had to be cancelled. her family though came up with a loving alternative. take a look. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you ♪

>> juan: the performance was a big surprise for mrs. burns. it's not a party, but she hopes her party is going to take place some time soon. she was seven sons, 22 grandchildren, 29 great grandchildren and she has a bunch of fans here on "the five." happy birthday mrs. burns. >> jesse: juan, do you know what we should start doing? we should start betting on your one more things. >> juan: oh yeah? [laughter] >> juan: you have inside information. >> jesse: if they involve a grand patient or involve like a birthday. >> juan: i like that. but no peeking. you peek and then it would be like those senators. >> jesse: i'm not richard burr. emily? >> emily: okay, you know how kevin bacon used to be the six degrees of kevin bacon or the whole world did new challenge for everyone for covid-19, take a look. >> while you are staying at home, you need to post a video or a sign like this one saying how are going to stay home for and you stag six friends so they

do the same. since we are all connected by various degrees, trust me, i know. we can work together to stay home and keep each other safe. >> jesse: better than the imagine song. set your dvr. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report." >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight the governors of the three of the country's most populist states, california, new york, and illinois are ordering workers in nonessential businesses to stay home because of the coronavirus pandemic. president trump is still down playing the prospect of a national lockdown, saying he does not think it will ever be necessary. members of congress and the administration are working on a massive economic stimulus package right now as more americans take tests for the coronavirus instpebgz rate is skyrocketing as predicted. 210 deaths in the u.s. and 14,000 cases.