finally tonight, thanks so much for being with us. sorry about all the technical difficulties. we we'll be back next saturday night same time, same place, same me, better reception. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> so, how are we holding up? everyone good? as you can probably tell this isn't our normal studio nor is this my normal hair. i have to do my own hair and makeup which is why i look like a mid 80s coke dealer from miami. if you need anything later call me later. but enough about me, i worry about you, if you're all right. it's getting weird but that's okay. we can hold this country together with or without the media's help. believe me, they aren't helping much if at all. the good news, at least we can unite together over one thing come about this flaming

jackass sucks. >> it seems that republicans are making the argument, let the world war ii vets die let the korean war vets die, let the vietnam vets die, let everybody in that generation die because were worried about boeing. it is the weakest among us, it is senior citizens who they're ready to euthanize because they want boeing's corporate earnings to not get too low. >> i'm not allowed to swear because we don't have a lot of editors tonight, but anyway, when president trump expresses an adult concern about flattening a curve without devastating and economy, this bucket of parts accuses republicans of killing vets. it's probably pointless to say

how useless joe is but in this crisis he has nothing but the monotony of his own voice with drips with thirsty bile and his cohort isn't much better but he wasn't the only idiot saying trump wants people dead. >> is a fan of money first, mortality second period the greatest generation, they will be sacrificed. for what? fear that trumps efforts to be president will be hurt. >> he's going too fast, causing confusion and quite possibly endangering lives in the process. >> stay in and for the president to make light of that, so what, some people will die, but the economy will grow, notes. >> the president who's eager to get the economy back on track because he sees it as his chance of being reelected. >> the president is putting human life at risk. it's literally immoral. >> i haven't seen that many dumbbells since they closed my gym. the media delights and only having two sides to an issue, that way they can count them

on one claw. either you want the economy to return or people to die. which leads this reporter to ask this question at a briefing. >> how many deaths are acceptable. >> none. how many deaths are acceptable? to me, none. >> that is what smart people would call an idiotic question, but consider the source. it's exactly the kind of question you would expect from a media who sees themselves as the protagonists in every issue, and you always the bad guy. but don't for a minute think that i'm downplaying the potential of this pandemic. it was two months ago to this day that i said this. >> mcdonald's is closing stores in china, infections are doubling every six days and were sitting here going well, you know what, it's not the flu. it's in the early stages, the those that are mapping this virus are super worried.

there watching this epicenter spread into all over mainland china and why is that because of the transit leaks, transportation. it's all about where people are going these days and it's coming here unless you stop it so i do think we should consider a temporary travel ban because if were telling citizens not to go there, why are we telling them they can't come here. i don't understand. doesn't that sound like a stupid suggestion. >> january 28, what was today's concern media saying back then? i can say safely, nothing. they were still gagging over impeachment so now this fun house media mirror has networks justifying not carrying the daily virus because trump happens to be in there. he is president but since he's not there guy it's not that important so what is?

did you hear megan won't let prince harry visit his dad, ya, cnn covered that as they whined about having to cover an emergency briefing. so many things don't fit inside the media's narrative. they see no importance in finding out the specific names of those special creeps who put the elitist crab into the relief package. why it doesn't help their cause. instead, the press lauded them for their quick government response. the media happily confused and potentially life-saving drug with a toxic chemical used in fish tanks. they all tweeted about it, giddyup a thought that he's touting a drug that might have killed some guy who swallowed poison because he was careless. that story was false. the guy didn't take the drug, he took fish tank cleaner. why all these mistakes? because they're too distracted trying to generate. [inaudible]

maybe it's me but i'm starting to think the media has its collective head up their collective asses and it's all fueled by bias. they will push a fantasy risk that can harm the country rather than see the obvious credits to guys seeking the same outcome. that's how it works. you cooperate and play well with others. meanwhile they approved the handling of this once-in-a-lifetime crisis, perhaps because they're smarter than the journalists who love to deceive them. the public understands that you weigh cost and benefits with every decision and that sooner or later we will go back to work even when some risk is present because you can't eliminate it entirely. but there will be groups of people and some places you can go back to work while others won't. the economy will reboot in phases. trump gets that and so you that the media can't because if they did they wouldn't be able to yell but people will die. it's so fundamentally stupid it's right up alec baldwin's alley.

>> listen, okay, everybody knows people are going to die, okay, some people are going to die. as long as i don't die and you don't die, my fellow contributors to we should get back to work. >> let me ask you one last question. are you doing a great job. >> i would give myself a ten out of ten. >> wow. pretty edgy material there. so, lucky for the media they may get their apocalypse. 3.82million followe filed for unemployment, the highest since we started tracking it in 1957. that's the cost of the shutdown. adults know this and realize jobs will come back but i can't go down forever because it leads to psychological, emotional and physical consequences. that's why it's an adult problem. you need to fight a pandemic without creating permanent damage. of course the media will report on this as if it's trumps fault and is if they knew it was coming and that

they warned about it. just like how they forget who was first concerned about china way back when. oh yeah, that was trump to. and what occupied the media's time while the disease was bubbling up, they were frothing over impeachment hearings. but what if they hadn't? what if they had been looking out for you. would they have seen this crisis coming? look, i got no doubt we will exit the start. stronger and better than before, jobs will return, the economy will war back, the truth will come out and we will have saved many lives and the only sickness that lingers, the one that seems impervious to drugs is the medias own incurable bias. best keep your distance permanently. greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. they call them baker because he always has hot buns. former cia operative and host of black files declassified,

mike baker. he's got g.i. joe hart and robocop legs. marine corps bomb technician and fox news contributor joey joan. he is squeaky clean but secretly mean, host of the quiz show on fox nation. he small, on-call and ready to brawl. cat. >> this is a really twisted version of the brady bunch. >> mike you are in idaho, how's it going out there. what are your thoughts on restarting the economy? >> well look, i agree with everything you said in your monologue, but look, here's the thing the fact that the same media that has spent the past three and half years complaining that trump is the

bringer of all perils to the country and he will destroy the world, the fact that somehow now it's a public health crisis that they would become objective and consider the public good and set aside their own feelings and take off their resistance goggles is not going to happen. all he was saying was we can deal with a couple crisis at the same time. we can deal with the public health crisis and we can also deal with the impending economic crisis which is already upon us and if obama or any other president to the liking of the media had said that, they would have said what i measured stance he is taking. this is no surprise, it's just unfortunate. greg: mike i just have one follow-up question, where the hell are you, why is there a single. [inaudible] who are you torturing in idaho? [laughter] >> certainly yes the bunker does serve multiple purposes

but right now it's my public health crisis bunker and i had to get a single that because i'm social distancing for my wife and children during the course of this. they have their own bunkers. they have plenty of supplies. were all good out here. >> tom i think mike has a bomb shelter he's not sharing with us. how do you think the media handled this crisis? >> this is my bunker. i haven't left work, i'm still here. i'm the only one here. [laughter] i think you've been very lucid on this if i can use that word, you been talking to him it doesn't have to be either or, but it seems the media is treating it that way, and if you actually look at the statements that the president has made, they are similar to statements that the governor cuomo has made. he said when i can have to do this forever, eventually we have to go back to work so the president says it and everybody acts crazy. the new york times, there were

articles by a couple liberals, thomas freedman was one of them but there were two articles in the times before the president ever said any of this and it said you know we will have to weigh the cost of the economy against fighting the virus. thomas freedman wrote that nobody freaked out but the president said it and they all freaked out. greg: that's true. joey, you are in georgia, how are you dealing with this crisi crisis? what's your perspective? >> i have a freezer full of meat. i'm doin dealing with this crisis. i've been preparing for it for ten years. but what is concerning to me is that people say well if you open up iowa then sunday from new york is going to fly to iowa and there would be corona virus there. people don't understand there's already coronavirus in a cornfield in iowa but when people don't live on top of each other they don't naturally spread it by living their lives. that's why he's trying to say that. the spread is because of the density of the population. andrew cuomo is getting accolades by doing storytime and saying exactly that.

so if an obama style politician said that, they do that every day for two hours when he takes the mic. >> if you run a marathon you set that marker not because you're done but because your toughest miles are ahead of you. if you don't that markers and something to look forward to coming have no hope and you don't get finished. he said easter because that's something we can all look forward to. there's a vacuum of hope and he wants to suck it right back out. >> you can have deadlines and it can be flexible. that's why trump is the good cop, doctor fauci he is the back cop but they both want the same thing. they want you to live a healthy life and i do to. >> i want people to live healthy lives but i think a lot of people in the media, just like you said, they are relishing at how bad things are and they are bad, that's just a fact that people say it's not so hard just to stay home and i love staying at home but i'm having a hard

time like this. i'm thing that's made it easier for me, i can't believe i'm saying it but try to stay positive, grateful for some of the good things. it helps because we got a puppy, his name is carl and nothing gets him down. he's too young to have been broken by the people. one example he took a dump on the floor, he stepped in it. if i would've done that, it would've run my day. i would have a terrible day. not carl. he was wagging all around, look how cute i am so we should all try to be more like that. not to dump it on the floor necessarily but just be grateful and remember how wonderful and cute we all are. >> i was just confused greg, is she too nimble to take a dump on the floor and then step on it. [laughter] i'm in a stop that right now because i don't want anymore dump talk. don't touch anything,

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nation economically heal. why did it take all week? because politicians can't turn off the politician and turn on the human. they've got to throw in their own causes. mitch mcconnell accuse them of having a wish list and nancy pelosi had an answer to that. >> for example they say you ask for imposing new emissions standards and new standards on airlines which then is in the democratic wheelhouse, something that you want in a perfect world but not appropriate today. >> my, i do think there's a whole concern in our country that a forgiving tens of billions of dollars to the airlines that we could at least have a shared value about what happens to the environment. greg: oh my god. i don't have any words. well i do but they begin with f and bs.

unemployment insurance for four moms, hospital and local governments will get funds for local equipment but new york says it's not enough. >> it gives us $3.8 billion. the whole is as high as $15 billion. how do you plug a 15 billion-dollar hole with 3.8 billion? you don't. >> and yet the bill provides hundreds of millions for the national endowment for the art, museums, libraries, the kennedy center, the smithsonian. now look, i love archie bunkers chair and fonzie's jacket as much as the next person but emergency stimulus package should just be that, for the emergency, to save lives, not chairs. greg: all right kat, you're a libertarian. >> i knew you were coming to me. i heard you going off. greg: but i know it hurts to do this but sometimes you can

be perfect all the time. >> oh, i can. greg: yes, you can. >> i think you focused a lot on division just now and there actually has been one thing that republicans and democrats seem to agree on, and that's the good news. the bad news is that thing is corporate welfare. i understand people need help, i understand the government is saying you can't go to work and no one could have expected this and been able to prepare for this. i completely get people need help. however what i don't like about any bill like this is its essentially the government picking winners and losers and then we have to pay for the winners to win. i generally don't like my money being spent without my opinion being involved. >> they could've bought you another dog that doesn't poop. >> dogs need to poop. >> yes they do. tom, are you excited that money went to the kennedy

center? why is the kennedy center so important. i know it's named after a great president, but i feel like it's a place where elitists in d.c. go to be seen in tuxedos. >> yes. >> there picking winners. that's what i mean. >> the thing that amazed me most about this was how president trump was not, he was kind of evenhanded on this thing. i think everybody was surprised, i certainly was surprised that they were able to get this done even this week. it took several days and people were dragging their feet, but the fact that they got anything done, it kind of surprised me. the thing that was amazing was while we were waiting for them to stop bickering around and pass the bill, president trump was pretty evenhanded. he didn't attack nancy pelosi, he said all the work it out so somehow president trump gave the legislators room to do what they do. obviously, there's going to be tons of wasted money, but there's tons of wasted money when were not international emergency.

greg: exactly. exactly. joey i think the thing that amazes me is that politicians are so used to being politicians that they forget that they should be a politician in a time of urgency. politicians actually, politics prevent war because you argue things out but in this case it becomes an obstacle. >> i spoke daily with some of the policy writers, members and staff and when pelosi sent this bill over, they were flabbergasted. they truly did not know how to respond. the original bill that nancy pelosi sent was basically some poor intern, the poor fella or lady that had to go to work that day, copying and pasting the green new deal from aoc website into a word doc to send over. that's what this was. and what it is is she's looking at the political scorecard saying you know trump isn't going to lose because of a crisis he didn't create. what else do we have for winning? nothing. because the coronavirus, all the coronavirus in the world

doesn't bring back dead tariffs and all the coronavirus in the world doesn't make our borders weaker. it's actually going to make them stronger and all the coronavirus in the world doesn't deter the american spirit but hey if we invest in gamble in this economy it will pass back which is what trump came into office and showed us so all those wins are still there. the economy isn't all he has to run on. it was a symptom of all the other things that got better, and i think she's starting to understand that knowing that if she doesn't get a win they may turn their back on her sumac you know a lot about big packages. what you make of this. >> as usual, it's not as impressive as it first appears to be. >> anybody again who looks at this process and watches the democrats and the republicans do this effort in the case of this crisis that were dealing with in a surprise of this dysfunctionality, i don't know where they been because this is how washington d.c.

operates. you could have sat down the leaders and said six priorities, we need six actionable items and you've listed out a few of them earlier in the show. the moratorium on mortgage payments and evictions or whatever, penalty, get to the point mike. >> hey wait a second period you gave your other guests at least 20 minutes by my account. here's the thing. i forgot what i was talking about just now but i do want to circle back. >> he's going to keep going. >> humor me for a second period governor cuomo was very complementary in his own way in the early stages of this thing. at a certain point he realize he's got an advantage in terms of politics. he started hearing people talk about governor cuomo, america's governor, that's when he decided to get on deck. [inaudible] greg: don't go anywhere. lots more show to come.

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to nearly 123,000 with more than 2000 deaths. states are concerned about the influx of new yorkers. in rhode island today the national guard went door-to-door warning people from the state that they must self quarantine for 14 days. an infant from illinois has died from covid-19. this is the first known infant death from the virus in the u.s. it's unclear if the baby had other health issues. as cases spread, only a small number of victims have been children. now back to the greg.felt show. for all your headlines log on to foxnews.com. greg: is it sleepy joe or cuomo. biden's back, barely and boy is he uninspiring. first he went on something called the view to assert he's not blaming trump for the spread of the coronavirus. >> that's why, if you notice on what i've been doing, i have not been criticizing the

president, but i've been pointing out where there are disagreements on how to proceed. >> right around the same time people release this ad blaming trump. >> donald trump didn't create the coronavirus but he did call hoax and eliminated the response team and let it spread on checked through america. crisis comes to every president. this one failed. >> so much like his hand, joe's messages all over the place. but even with straightforward stuff this weekend he struggled like when asked about when businesses should reopen in the future. >> are you at all concerned that we cannot let the cure be worse than the problem itself? >> we have to take care of the cure. that will make the problem worse no matter what. no matter what. we know what has to be done.

>> what was that. that was more confusing than a who's on first routine. anyway, so the washington post said some dems had told joe privately that he must improve and summer opal openly talking about andrew cuomo as a plan b. his profile has risen during the pandemic but it would take national convention for nomination but "stranger things" have happened like when my kat taught that pole dancing class. that was one hell of a night. tom, i think it's hilarious, obviously you probably do one of the best impressions of joe biden out there. his camp wanted him to be compared to donald trump, but instead they're comparing him to a democrat whose more competent and smarter than joe, governor cuomo which is not what he want wants.

>> i think some democrats, they really do want him to come to the rescue because they think joe's not a strong enough candidate but i don't think most of the democratic leadership in the democratic party, they don't want all that talk because it just shows how weak joe is. i feel bad for joe biden. he's a touchy-feely guy, greg, he's home in his home studio and he can't talk to someone unless he's smelling their hair and everything so he's gotta get in there. greg: self distancing for him is like starving a person. that's his nutrient, to touch. that's his vitamin, vitamin d, touch. or vitamin f for fondled. he touches himself now, watch the interview. he touches himself during the interview. >> joey, if you are managing biden's campaign, any advice. >> if i'm a democratic donor that's written a six-figure check to any of these come up with the judge, booker, any of the b squad they have out

there, much less biden and i come down and watch one of these pressers, i'm pulling my hair out. i want my money back. that's what you had in these are the people you went with, where's the disconnect. i don't live in new york, i don't know everything about cuomo, maybe this is his only shining moment but to watch those and see that there's something within the democratic party that's coherent, that shows a threat of leadership that can win people from the other side of the aisle over, who thought anyone of the democratic party existed with those traits and i guess he's up there in new york enjoying. >> he's making the good point that anyone compared to biden who can put together coherent sentences and not forget where he was is considered a vast improvement. >> absolutely. the dnc and the vast majority of the democratic establishment are excited about biden as the nominee. i think that's been fairly clear.

they spent some time before this crisis really came upon us trying to figure out how to minimize his time. they wanted to minimize the opportunity and they just never came up with the idea of putting him in a bunker because it didn't seem appropriate uptime. but now i think the problem is not only is he off the radar, but every day you've got president trump with an opportunity, whether he uses it or not is sometimes debatable, to act presidential and get on tv and show leadership. this is the worst situation that the democrats could have imagined at the time. >> yeah, it's funny am i was gonna say it's like managing biden is like managing you on the show, you have to come you never know where myco and if he answers the actual question. all right, kat finish us off. >> during the break, i took a dump on the floor and accidentally stepped on it but i'm okay now. >> should the damage go to plan b. >> i think that's something he's doing well, he's handling

this without getting to politicking. even though he is a politics, politics have change for everyone because were all still thinking about the election sort of in terms of what's going to happen to our country, but the way we think about these things is different now. i think about the election and i'm like well, boating, i'm in a go out in the and align with other people, and then my mind stopped there for a little bit which isn't something that i would've ever thought about before. some not spending a lot of time thinking about joe biden. people aren't thinking, about politics in the same way as they used to. each little word, got you there because our whole lives have changed and they're doing things through a different lens now. >> now instead of joe biden, you're just biding your time. >> thank you very much. don't move unless you're washing your hands.

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>> all you ready to drink kerosene after this quarantine? as we finish up the second week of the shutdown we are all coping with isolation in different ways. one guy in france even ran a marathon on his balcony. not because of the virus, just because he's french. meanwhile cufflinks are dissolving faster than alka-seltzer in a hard rain. lawyers say they've seen a 50% spike in potential clients seeking representation probably because were all becoming fat, lazy pigs. many unsocial media report the boredom and stress of the lockdown has them eating round-the-clock. i've been there. i.e. my feelings too. here's me when i found out kill me ghosted me.

[inaudible] girls gotta eat. joey, how's the quarantine going for you. are you exercising, are you eating. >> you know, yes, i meeting a lot, and i'm enjoying every moment of it. i've got a woodshop, i'm literally walking around my house with a tape measure and a square going that wall looks a little off. let me tear down and rebuild it. but the one thing i will say is that some people there like i can't hang my own light fixture or clean my house or do things that i don't normally do or pay some the else to do. i will tell you i need to barber and i'm so ready to sit down and have someone bring me a plate of food without having to lift a finger. those two things and ready for. >> believe me, i need a barber too. i'm not cutting my own hair. i swear to god i look like bobby vinton from the 1965

world fair. i'm not even sure if there was a world fair and 65. you know tom, i was wondering, 64, thank you. are you sick of your kids yet or are your kids sick of you. >> i don't think they're sick of me, were having a good time at home, were doing everything they say, the family is keeping their distance from the family but when we go out for walks every day we stay away from the neighbors, we waved to them, they're very nice to us, were playing a lot of board games. board games are fun. >> not the ones you play. >> i'm playing the classics, monopoly, payday. >> hate them all. >> i'm a backgammon guy. backgammon is the best game because it lost like 20 minutes, right, i'm trying to remember how to play double backgammon but backgammon you can play 30 games in a row when you never get sick of it. speaking of getting sick of things, kat, how are you dealing, your living with her

boyfriend you just kinda moved in with so you're learning all this weird stuff and you've got a dog and a kat. >> will things are going really well except the kat wants to eat puppy, like he wants to murder him, but other than that things are going pretty well. my boyfriend does do the exercising in the apartment sometimes which bothers me and i keep telling him it's mean right, because i'm sitting on the couch for like our 14 in penguin pajama pants with crumbs on and he's over there doing push-ups. i'm like you might as well just yell at me, you're just telling me that you're better than i am to my face so other than that things are going surprisingly well. i boiled water the other day. >> fantastic. he did the rest of the stuff but i boiled it myself without even googling so i'm just becoming a grown woman in a

pandemic. >> maybe that's the title of your memoir, at grown woman in a pandemic. you know might come i imagine you're spinning a lot of time in that hellhole of yours, have you been developing any phantom symptoms? at home i'm constantly thinking i'm coming down with coronavirus and yet i'm fine. i don't know. >> well it's funny you mention that because i've heard from some friends, i didn't realize were hypochondriacs but i get text messages saying a little bit worried about this and that and i say everyday just calm down, although to be truthful my boys every day take my temperature because they say i'm in that target demo for the krona. but look, we've got, i agree with joey, the self-sufficiency come i think of this teaches everybody one lesson as we all move out of this which we will is the idea of a little bit more self-sufficiency and more community, helping each other out, we have elderly neighbors, it's nice to think that people can help them out

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are we better or more bitter thanks to full facebook and twitter. social media will either be an unsung hero or a foe. use the wrong way can spread fear, panic, false information but used correctly it can help us all. we've seen medical staff telling the world they need supplies. that spurs government into action. you raise a stink on twitter and people move faster than a burrito through my

intestines. it helps to check in on our loved ones we can visit right now or don't want to come and let's not forget those videos in italian singing from the balcony. wouldn't have that without social media. i hope that becomes a reality show. italy's got balcony talent. and then there's the things out there that nobody asks for and nobody needs to see like my dog after he broke up with his girlfriend. poor thing. >> been there. >> i know you have. all right mike, try to keep its distinct, i think, i think twitter is like the universal brain that all freaks out at once and if it see something that gets angry and it points, it's kind of like, you know what it is, it's the female in the stock market is the mail. they're both brains that freak out. does that make any sense? >> no. but all move on. look, there's the up in they're down come of the good and the bad of social media. if it's used properly, it's a great way to spread

appropriate, correct, proper information. the downside is it's an extremely effective way to spread misinformation and propaganda that suits one side of the other whatever case it may be, and the problem also is that the american public seems to be willing to be gullible at any given moment and believe anything they read as long as it mirrors or agrees with their particular opinion so, look, i'm not one of those people who says just shut down social media because it's a horrible place and it's a cesspool but yeah, part of it is but it is, undoubtably in a situation like this where people are self isolating or in lockdown, it allows for some sense of community. the problem is you've just gotta stop believing everything you read on twitter. >> all right gramps. >> thank you. greg: you have not changed your tweeting at all, it's getting sillier and sillier. >> i don't want to be dramatic, but i will say if it

were not for social media and all that technology, i would've been dead last wednesday because i know it's important to social distance, but i also want to play with my friends and with the face time in the video chat i can kind of do that. how else would i do that, a carrier pigeon, where do you find one of those because new york is over run with pigeons and yet i've never seen a single one with any marketable skills. we've really fallen as a species. they were like military heroes like delivering messages in world war i and two, saving lives, now they just get hit by cars. something to think about what i'm talking about pigeon so maybe at some of the else's turn. >> all right, tom what's interesting about social media or twitter, it's controlling the government, it's controlling everything because if something explodes on twitter, people react immediately. >> why i think the negatives outweigh the positives. i don't feel people getting a lot of good feelings. >> i don't think, you can find

things to do, you've got the dog you can play with come you go on facebook and you realize your friends have some pretty weird ideas about the world and i just think, i picked one print source that you trust, i like the wall street journal in the morning, of course i work here so i'd tune into the good programming here, but i don't like to saturate myself with media, and i do not come i am not using social media during this time, i can't stand it, i don't like all the yelling, it's ridiculous kanok i know tom, you stick to the ron paul newsletter. >> yes. last word joey, plus or minus in social media. >> well it depends on what social media you go onto. if you're going on to facebook and you find out aliens caused all this. if you're going to twitter you find people trying to add

numbers for the first time like 5% of a hundred is 20 and on instagram it's a bunch of 30-year-old parents learning to do a push-up for the first time in making sure you know about it. i instagram painting trims for one of my walls i rebuilt and people watched me watch paint dry so that shows you how boring people are. depending on where you are there some fun stuff and i'm the worst, i'm always on social media. >> the best thing, before we go, the best thing up social media is it reminded everyone that hillary clinton is a complete and utter jackass loser for posting that tweet saying america's number one because we got a lot of cases. that makes twitter worth it to remind us what an awful, disgusting person she is. okay, don't move. final thoughts if we have them coming next.

we are out of time. thanks for tom and pat, i'm

great got felled. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ welcome to "watters' world", i'm jesse watters. the virus, that's the tonight subject. we are going to show you a video from a new york city doctor, it's going to change how you think about this whole thing. his name is david price. he's working for one of the best hospitals in manhattan and he's on the frontline against the coronavirus. we are grateful for his work. ndat he says in his video goingn to help you understand how the virus actually infects you and what you need to do to stop it from getting into your body. here he is in his own words.