we are happening it america. we are are that way because we learned to ignore the media. you remember what they said before the pandemic? >> they all know in all likelihood their we high year in this impeachment of donald trump will end up in the first paragraph of their obituary some day. >> in its place was a surreal parade. >> you have dunces defending him in impeachment. greg: while the virus brewed, they stewed over a virus that meant nothing. they can only juggle one ball at a time. they don't have blood on their hands but they also don't have brains in their heads.

remember their other go-to stories. men versusbr women. black versus white, gay versus straight. where did those stories go. could it be they weren't real, just media concoctions? it was a good business plan selling conflict. but our steadfast unity obliterates that for now. i'm sure the new york types is doing a story with these headlines. the secret pandemic. toilet paper, why does it have to be white. when a few early voices said shut down the border or noted thee virus' origin they were called racist. the woke brigade have all but vanished. perhaps this crisis exposes the

uselessnessus of their identityf section. i miss the good old days when twitter was full of people worried about bathrooms. we have hosts in their kitchens like this one. >> technology killed viruses, what would you do most? >> that, holy cbs rap. >> you have got to love dad. it's bad for the guests of this show who are at home. they don't have stylists or lighting that hide their up perfections. now, you see them as they really are. let's introduce them now. on the west coast we have the great pod caster, dave rubin. also fox business network bay began mcdowell.

always good to see her there looking chirp as ever. on the west coast we have he reply campagno. and we have kat timpf. clearly we relaxed our standards. even clothing giants while walmart and old navy are sell be tons of shirts but not pants. why wear pants when you are always talking out of our ass. what does the media do when a guy doing good deeds like the my pillow guy? what do00 you think? >> it seems crazy to me that everyone is taking them when you have the my pillow guy up there talking about reading the bible. >>. then up came the buy from te myne pillow who gave an update n his business, in part an ad for

my pillow. >> not have these p.r. stunts like mr. pillow coming out and giving a plug for his company. greg: mr. pillow. they are so superior. this guy was a former crack head who built a great business that continued it into an essential tool to to find an unsheen enemy. and he gets mocked by these stupid wimps? they can't even handle cracks from trump. they are like drunk hecklers jeering a drunk player whose sock drawer is bigger than their houses. they called trump racist when he shut down travel, not true. they defend china's phoney stats. they say we are number one when america'ss cases of coronavirus

allegedly surpassed that country's. but n as they obsessed over impeachment. i was lucky. i hated the hearings which meant i had more type to look at other stuff.f. this was me while on thers were breathing hard over impeachment. >> it's better to be safe than sorry. you never lose an election by being safe when it comes to disease. i think it would be wise to have a temporary ban of travel from china. taking precautionary steps is always good especially when the horse has left the building. you have got to spend more money for testing which is what wear doing. i will be happy four months from now to admit that we panicked or well acted appropriately. but i don't want to say it now while we are flying blind. and here i was on tucker. why am i watching impeachment coverage all day? i suspect months from now or even years from now when people

look back at this time, coronavirus will be considered the bigger story than impeachment. greg: that's not me, but i was thinking that. up not saying i was there first, far fra from it. i should have been screaming sooner. a wise man once said all good things could have been done sooner. but we can all do good things now and together. even though we are sitting at home eating peanut butter out of a s jar and googling the names f our exs it's still heroic. we are risking our livelihoods so rothers may live. we openly discuss how to balance the health of others with a precarious economy, knowing the media will call that insensitive. you and i, we aren't taking advantage of the calamity. this isn't survival of the

fittest. it's the opposite. we are not letting the chips fall where they may. we are trying to catch he chip. we understand the need for optimism. our country is based on it. as long as we stay positive about this amazing economy, it can withstand anything because the economy is us. it's our energy, our mind. we aren't what the media paints us to be. in crisis we don't return to our tribe. instead we become one. we don't need tribes. we don't even need pants. we have got each other. let's do this. let's welcome tonight's guest. he's as tasty as a sandwich he's mades after. dave rubin. she is the on sunny part of seattle. fox news contributor and the host of "crimes that changes

america," employ campagno. she knows about stocks and thinks outside the box. dagen mcdowell. and kat timpf. tyrus is home. he's okay. we hope to have him back with us next week. i am sure we will. dave, you have a book out where you are talking about woke culture. isn't it bizarre this whole thing has a race to the social justice warrior craze for now? >> it's completely obliterated it. but before we get to that, up in complete agreement with you about the pants thing. as you can see, here in los angeles, we have been reduced to wearing bathing suits. it doesn't matter. we are all americans. it doesn't matter if you are wearing a bathing suit or jeans.

it just doesn't matter. whenen things actually hit the fan. when you suddenly have real issues to deal with, nobody cares about race or sexuality or gender. that's one of the best intros i ever heard you give. we are all americans and we have real problems to face. when you have real problems the manage nary problems fade into nothing. greg: i'm glad you were wearing something. that would be a real problem for the editors because we are short staffed. not to say that you are short staffed. i will bet the media's scorn for the pillow guy almost had your head explode. >> this nation is built on the idea of redemption and recovery. a guy who has overcome a crack

addiction,. and went on to build this pillow company. they help me get a good night's sleep. but to demean that, somebody trying to come to the help of hospital h and medical workers. they have got shorts on. i wear my bay city rollers pants where every with a sequined dress over it because i don't wantay people to stay 6 feet awy from me. i want people to cross the street when they see me coming. so look out. >> those are the nicknames for my pets. i don't know what's going. emily, i haven't seen you for a while. you look wonderful as always. how is seattle. what are your thoughts about the

occupation with impeachment. it's focused on the media ignoring the pandemic. >> it's similar to that woke culture you just mentioned. what matters is life and death. all of that pales in comparison. throwing everyone under the bus. self agenda, mired in the details. wasting of energy and time and dollars. it all pales in comparison to life and death and the fact we are americans first. this is hopefully a silver lining. my two cents about the pants. i will not stand up but i know a lot of america is butted because they have to be half presentable for their work from home zoom. i satellite into the net objection often. so for me it's amazing, this is a mystery. is this a dress or is this a shirt and sweats? and is there a live animal in

here, no one is ever going to know. gregknow.greg. greg: kat: what do you think of this? kat: i didn't own any makeup before this. fox gave me a kit. i opened it up and i didn't know what it all was. emily face timed me to help me put the eyelashes on. i kept gluing my eyelids on. i don't know. it's awed wild wild world out there. i don't look like this when i wake up. i look as you so eloquently said before like some kid from bad news bears. not wrong. greg: i can't remember if you were the second baseman or the

shortstop. but we have so much more copping your way. wash your hands. we'll be right back. back. ♪ (music) ♪

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greg: are you losing your mind trying to pass the time so you binged every show, played every

boardgame and took a bath and hot mayonnaise. that might just be me. either way you are getting bored as we would enter week four of what i'm calling -- how is the world coping with being cooped up, this week the malaysian government, my favorite government launched a campaign advising women not to nag their husbands during the lockdown. it also asked women not to be sarcastic when seeking help with chores and to dress up and put on makeup when working from home which i already do, you are welcome lou but official soon realized the old-fashioned advice offended a lot of people so they killed the campaign and its creator. i'm kidding they did not kill him, speaking of old-fashioned, alcohol sales but online booze sales are up 200%.

good for us i say. just remember not to drink and drive like my neighbors dog steve. >> greg, pass this idiot. greg: that is interesting. i made a mistake with the nagging posters, they should've equalized the suggestion because when you're in a relationship, everybody, nagging is your way of directing your anxiety through little jobs. it's what you do to pass the time. kat: i've been doing some nagging and i know that sounds bad but once i explained a little more you realize this actually is way worse. i have been nagging at him to stop cleaning. to stop, i know that's the opposite, he compulsively cleans and organizes and i am someone

who feels perfectly happy and comfortable living among her own garbage. i am fine with that. got into a fight this morning because he was organizing my bathroom and he was totally in the way and i wanted to stand in front of the mirror, i had solid plans to stand in front of the mirror and squeeze blackheads out of my nose. i tried to tell him he was in the when he was not listening he kept asking questions, why is there so much trash and all your doors. he completely ignored me and it was hard to find one of my lotions. greg: terrible ending to the story, you cannot find your lotion. i got into an argument with my wife because she keeps telling me too wash my hands and i realize that nagging is an interpretation of a caring action, it's part of helping behavior but it does not feel that way. dagen: it should feel delicious, were getting back to how our

grandparents picked husbands, why they stayed married for 60 or 70 years, he got two jobs fetch me some food and take care of me when i'm sick, that is it. i've seen a lot of young gail's who i'm friends with who post photos, throwback thursday, here's when we were on vacation in cabo san lucas. the guy in the photo with you, hate you right now. he has new curse words to describe your relationship and you just don't know it yet. greg: obviously the malaysian guy made a huge mistake and again, he should've equalized it, do you care about that or do you care more about the booze, the heavy drinking that is going on. emily: i think the malaysian government advertising campaign, the best part was the graphics, they did not need any word whatsoever because believe me we got the message with the laundry juggling finger wagging woman

and then we have a picture of the perfectly woman with all the makeup brushes in the laptop, that was enough. i thought it was hilarious. and for the alcohol, i am actually using this time to vent. before me i lived on airplanes, my living room was across the street from fox, every day i would go and have a pint in a dinner and watch game day footage. i think now i am relishing to drinking water for the moment but i'm sending cases of wine to all my cases and colleagues for all of them that cannot get through this. greg: that is nice. i have not received any from you emily. emily: it's on the way. greg: i'm pretty sure you have an intimidating bar where you are and i'm sure it must be hard to increase what you already drinking during this pandemic but you found a way.

dave: i have found a way and actually i poured myself a shot of tequila before the show. this is a socio- from the golden girl shot glass. i always consider you the sophia of the five. cheers to you. emily: i did not know we could do that. dave: i also have whiskey here, you said don't drink and drive, i don't know if there's a policy if you can be on cable news and drink. but i'm doing everything that i can to stay sane during the trouble time. greg: all rules change in pandemics. if people are wearing no pants on tv, a little sip of blues, i don't think it's a problem, my key to healthy drinking during this, you have to put the drinking in its own sequester. or you start drinking earlier, like monday through friday 7:15 p.m. to 9:15 p.m. but then on saturday and sunday you move it down to 3:30 p.m. and stop at

7:00 p.m. and you can always tell when i started drinking by my twitter. kat: yeah you can. greg: sodas fox management. [laughter] greg: don't go anywhere. lots more show to come. wash your hands

jackie: live from "america's news headquarters." i'm jackie ibanez in new york. thousands of workers left jobless during this pandemic. hospitals choosing staff by prioritizing needs of coronavirus patients. the pandemic is forcing hospitals to make tough decisions as lost jobs are a problem during the covid-19. a string of racially motivated

attacks stemming from the covid-19 pandemic is causing paition americans to fight back. they are using social media hashtags and online for ups to report hate. they have received more than 1,000 reports across the u.s. ome along on to foxnews.com. greg: joe still tries as america rolls his eyes, it's hard to run for president under the circumstances these days, but god love them, joe is trying, he think there's many important things we need to do right now. so important that he made a list. >> we have to do several things, we have to depend on what the president's going to do right now, he has to tell what he told the cases before anything happens. the whole idea.

he cannot read his handwriting, surely joe knows the province is wound into hand write joe. >> i suggested that we should have china and the outset of this event in the womb and prov. that is the democratic front runner in this week bernie sanders, remember him ask why he was still in the race. >> people in a democracy have a right to vote, they have the right to vote for the agenda what they think and work for america especially in this very difficult moment. we are accepting where we want to go forward.

greg: meanwhile they move it to mid july to mid august, 2028, joking. which is good, it gives us more time to practice our kitchen drum solo ♪ ♪. greg: he has better drawers than dave rubin. dagen, how do you see this all shaping up. dagen: i think joe biden looks to tan which is weird because you're supposed to stay inside. i think these two guys are so desperate for attention, you're on the campaign trail, same with burning in the crowd are cheering and then you're stuck in the house sitting in front of a camera. for example, during the commercial break, i reached in the trashcan and pulled out a tissue and down my face because i was all sweaty and in this day and age you cannot look like you have a fever. you have to be careful, you

cannot look to healthy but then you cannot look sick either. and i think this is a struggle. greg: we are almost morphing into the walking dead, looking over people. without referring to joe biden as the crypt keeper, what are your thoughts about his chances. emily: he's doing is his self no favors by doing these appearances. what he should be doing is quietly raising money for his campaign and consolidating the democratic. that would be helpful, but instead the reality is it makes him look petty, the attacks on trump, he has no real insight because this is the first time that we have experienced something like this and he comes across as his often incorrect and borderline over the line delusional. for me, he should back out of the spotlight and lay off the

tanning cream. greg: dave, it's kind of hard to watch i don't know if it's hard or fun but even in a controlled environment, biden is like the kid at the egg in a spoon race at the picnic and you're watching and waiting for him to drop the egg. dave: all do the serious part and then joking. the serious, the guy does not have the mental acumen to do this. that is unfortunate. i honestly think that at this point we are over 50% that he will not be the democratic candidate. i think they are trying to figure out what to do. but we've all dealt with this kind of thing with a grandparent or an older relative when they start talking and you don't know where or when it will in. it is sad and embarrassing. the bernie thing, when you see these guys in their lonely rooms and if there is nobody also there for them, it really does have a grumpy old man feeling to

it like they are yelling into a camera and praying that someone is listening. this is what the democrats are left with, here we are. greg: the cover of your book is awesome i have to say. it bothers me because it's a good cover. i just wanted you to know that. dave: thank you that's a compliment right. greg: it actually bugs me when i see a better cover than my book. i don't know if i will have you back on. i just did a joe biden, i just went off somewhere. joe could be 137, we cannot put it off any longer. kat: everyone calls this press conference a disaster but i think his team was probably actually thrilled with it because it did accomplish what they wanted him to accomplish by

doing this and i know what that is because joe himself said what it was at the end of the interview. he said, thanks for giving me the time so they won't wonder where i am. he was not there to present policies or solutions, they wanted him to do this so he would be seen alive. that was it, it was crazy but that's where we are, i want that gig, it's a pretty good gig, when she breathing, yes the whole time. yes she killed it, awesome. greg: do you have any sense if the election happens, who's going to win and is in the air because of covid-19. kat: up in the air i think. dagen: if somebody tells you they know they don't know. greg: dave says blow out it could be but i think it could be a blowout. i don't know.

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>> is all equal in many ways. and what is wonderful is that it's all equal in many ways. greg: my god. who would've guessed we have the same nighttime routine. except i have cheese puffs instead of rose petals in the tub. she is not alone, she should be, her real name, she posted a picture of her walk-in closet which is a size of the texas garage, she says she's big oyster crazy from inside her giant home, poor thing while chatting on the phone with jen aniston and a-rod showing videos of him in jail hanging out at his massive miami compound.

one person's response to one of her videos, we all he too. that one person is me. probably not. i wonder if our celebrity correspondents agree. ♪. greg: yeah i'm sorry i don't know what they were doing wrong, they were not self distancing. they weren't self distancing. the fire is okay, that is okay. dagen, what you make of these videos, do they make you feel warm and cozy all over. dagen: the video, i'm pretty sure i'm related to them. i love that this moment is making everybody in this country and around the world reassess what deserves to be celebrated. because actors, you can act,

singers you can sing, write music, i understand they are getting adulation or attention being celebrities but now people who literally have photographs and that's after the airbrushed and removed the zeds and the dimples on it. or somebody who knows how to pick out cool outfits. or flash their jewelry. these people clearly are not celebrities and they hope that they go away forever on instagram and social media. greg: i think these videos illustrate the goal between how celebrities see themselves and how the general population see them. emily: yes, i agree. i think an influencer is different than an idol is different than an entertainer. social media until this point forward those lines because of accessibility and attempted relatability on behalf of a lot of those guys but now we are seeing through that. if somebody is not relatable and

if somebody is not normal, we are all seeing through it and right now there is a zero-tolerance for anything but that right now which is why videos like anthony hopkins playing the piano, when we see real things, real humans and is touching and beautiful and it's connected, but otherwise the goals is whining all morning discusses rising. greg: we see your home every day because that's where your studio is and i might say it is modest, you're not trying to show off. dave: i'm doing the best i can. greg: isn't this like the same issue with the political stance that it's hard to take their advice on economic shutdown when they are sitting on a pile of 3. it's the same thing when they talk about paying more taxes or sanctuary cities are voting for bernie. they can absorb the consequences

of their crappy opinion because they are rich. the people that they are lecturing. dave: of course, you got guys like james cordon who host the cbs night shower evening tonight, whatever the hell that thing is an ease in his mansion complaining he is lonely, so importunate in his 5 million-dollar mansion or whatever it costs. i think was being unmasked is there's a great equalization happening, the playing field which means people that are honest and can talk into a camera and share their thoughts and other crew of people that have been professionally pushed whether they are celebrities or the major talking heads that have a staff of 20 writers, i'm guessing gray gutfeld does not have 20 writers, most of it is coming out of gray gutfeld sprayed under brain. and without all the people to make them pretty and tan and

puffy here and everything, it really does break the illusion, i love that because you can do all sorts of things like drink whiskey on fox news. that is amazing. greg: dave ruben with whiskey on fox news. i would watch it. i bet you love the celebrity moments, they mean a lot to. dave.kat: there are some thingst are relatable like i have been boreboard and sad but i've never been sat in a mansion. so i think that madonna comes often being combed out when she says this is the great equalizer sitting in her bathtub with all of the rose petals in a video that is very, very well produced. that was weirder than any of it. i have a tub i'm sure i can get my hands on some petals if i wanted to. who is filming this. you have stated our production equipment in your bathroom, like address that, that's a different between the ones that are

working in ones that are not. it's fine too post what you're going through, i do compulsively but i think you need to be self-aware and most people don't have 11 mansions and a lot of people aren't dealing with the square footage and to make fun of yourself and to be self-aware, that's the difference. greg: another thing, i don't mean to be cruel to madonna but she's entering her seventh decade but when you're in a tub you should have the handles installed because you could slip and fall and she does not have a life alert, i do not see a life alert in there. maybe not wear a life alert winning in the tab, i am not read the back of the instructions that i get with my life alert but i think that she should be very wary about the bathroom safety that goes into that. dagen: maybe the production crew let her in. maybe she has a rubber mat with a sticky thing on the bottom. greg: i have on my bedroom.

don't move unless you are washing your hands. ♪

greg: the masters of disasters and time of diversity americans do what they do best. get drunk.

but we also rise to the occasion and support those in need. we are grateful to our armed forces with fire and first responders. and of course me, we should be grateful for me but across the country unlikely heroes abound to maintain social distance, winery in maryland enlisted the help of a boxer named soda pop to deliver bottles to customers. colorado woman trained her dog sonny to deliver groceries to elderly neighbor. good job sonny. police departments and a dozen states are delivering food and drugs who don't have access to my assistant seth. and then the same clown posse, the middle-aged rapper just announced the signature beer and it can be delivered right to your door. this is me after i order my first sixpack of punk slop ♪ ♪.

greg: is amazing i can still fit into that dress. emily, is anyone doing great work that you would like to call out besides me. emily: there are attentive people that's an awesome thing we've seen during the pandemic. can i just say the dog that the neighbor trained her dog to bring groceries to her other neighbor, what i thought was so simple and profound is how the neighbor being helped said this makes it bearable. this little act is pretty much my only connection to a living soul all day long and she said i look forward to and it's my only form of communication and she said the small things are what are so helpful. that is something for all of us to remember, it's the little act in little things that can make a big difference to people in need right now. greg: also booze. in your community, i don't know what i mean by in your

community, i guess los angeles, has a behavior change? dave: , as you know, i just adopted a rescue dog last week and in a week i taught the dog to bring me wine. clyde, clyde come here and i have a red cab from napa or sonoma. look at this. is that incredible. greg: under newman what that is. he is a norwegian -- i tried to think of a dog name. he's a pitbull. dave: ewtn delivers wine. how much more can you ask for. greg: not a lot. don't do anything strange with a dave because i still like you. as the rest of america adopting a little southern hospitality. dagen: i've said this that all kindness and generosity is a

sense of family and literally every community across the country. you do not have to talk like me in order to live that way and i've seen in new york city, shot out to the ems stations and folks that were in west chelsea, real quick on the dog, get back to me with that dog -- after you have the wine can take your contacts out and wash up your makeup and put you in bed for the night. greg: i have been there. dave: i only had him for a week yet to give me a couple days. greg: i'm going to tell you a story about my hero, after the five when we talked about the rest stop closures that were keeping truck drivers from being able to use the bathroom, a viewer wrote to me with her home address and offered her own home bathroom as a stop for truck drivers. i don't know anything more

heroic than offering your bathroom to a truck driver because he is hot, tired, complete stranger, that is heroic. can you top that. kat: i have been training my dog too. i am sure we can get him to the point where he is bringing groceries to people in need. right now were working on don't take a dump on the rug. people who can train these dogs to do things now that i'm training a puppy, i have so much respect for these people, i don't even know where you begin, a puppy, leave them alone for two seconds, he does acute thing where he hoards his toys in one corner and we say it's so cute, until he peed in the corner and not one or not to but all of them. so yes truck stop lady, but then again if she hero, yes but also that does sound like my kind of party. greg: it really does. kat: invite me. greg: i instead of bringing up a

hero we heard another story about your dog what about your boyfriend or your x. i know more about your life then annoyed about mine. don't move. final thought is robinhood believes now is the time to do money. without the commission fees. so, you can start investing today wherever you are - even hanging with your dog. so, what are you waiting for? download now and get your first stock on us. robinhood.

>> it's the last thought. the final thought okay. greg: i have time for two, and dave is on his awesome book.

go day. dave: you world like 162 books i thought i could write one. this book comes out april 28, neither rain nor sleet nor coronavirus or lobby apocalypse will stop it. you can get it where books are sold. greg: i read it and it's about how free-speech -- if your traditional liberal, there's no place for you to go anymore because there is no place -- the liberals are hard left. emily you have a new show's dave: i hang out with the right wing maniacs. emily: thank you for letting me talk about it. i am now the host of what is called crimes that changed america on fox nation, all of season one is on fox nation, you can go check it out and there's a two week free trial. it's all about the stories behind the crimes that changed the laws in this country, enjoy while you are watching everything on tv at home. greg: thank you emily, thank you

dave, thank you dagen. kat.greg: i am greg gutfeld, i e you america. jesse: welcome to "watters world", i am jesse watters, keeping store, that is tonight subject, i've had enough of the media pointing fingers at fox and acting like they sell the virus coming. i've had enough of democrats claiming trump instead of china. they will not rewrite history on my watch, liars and hypocrites will get called out. let's start with msnbc. >> everybody saw this coming. everybody saw this coming in early january. >> who is everybody. it was not morning joe, do know how many segments morning joe did on coronavirus in january 1. and this is what their guest said. >> americans do not