tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News April 5, 2020 1:00am-2:00am PDT
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greg: we are that wake because the learned to ignore the media, after all you know what they obsessed over over the pandemic. >> they all know in all likelihood their behavior in this impeachment of president donald trump is going to end up in the first paragraph of their obituary someday. >> truth was in short supply, and its pace was a surreal parade of denial, lies. he had it confederacy defending him and impeachment. greg: save it for today you bozos, while the virus brewed, they stood over a losing battle that makes nothing. that is the media, they can only juggle one ball at a time. they do not have blood on their hands but they also don't have brains in their heads.
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but you remember the other go to conflict stories well before the pandemic. always depicting america on the brink of civil war, men versus women, black versus white, gay versus straight. where did the stories go, could it be they were not real at all, just media concoctions of a false disunion, there was a business plan selling conflict but the steadfast unity of liberates that for now, i'm sure at the moment the new york times is doing a story with these headlines. the secret homophobia of the pandemic. social distancing and excuse to marginalize minorities even more. toilet paper. why does it have to be white. i kid but let's not forget when if you early voices shut down the border noted the virus origin were called racists, maybe that has died down for now but will the things that die come back, the woke for gave the all the vanished but the
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uselessness of their identity of obsession. or maybe it is just mutating, i feel like you miss the good old days of twitter when it was littered with activists demanding more from an end to binary bathrooms but things are changing, look at the tv industry, the gleaming studios with airbrushed anchors, what are we replacing it with, host in their kitchens like this one. >> technology kills viruses. >> holy crap. >> you gotta love the that. some of us stressed out, some of us first to do her own hair and makeup, if bad for the guest of the show who are at home, they don't have tv makeup, stylist or lighting that hide the imperfections. now you see them as they really are minus the tricks. let's introduce them now on the west coast, we have the great podcast are dave rubin, great to see you dave. also back again dagen mcdowell,
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always good to see her there. looking chipper as ever. on the west coast we have attorney and fox news contributor and emily compound yoke looking for and as usual we have kat timpf, clearly we relax their standards, it is true even clothing giants like walmart and old navy are selling tons of shirts but not pants. meaning everyone is donald it makes sense, why were pants when you're always talking out of your ass. what does the media do when faced with a man doing good deeds, my pillow guy, whose company is making 50000 facemasks a day. >> it seems crazy that everyone is taking them when you have the my pillow guy getting up there talking about reading the bible. >> then up came the guy from my pillow who gave an update on his business in part an ad for my
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pillow. >> the president could, and say a few words in terms of what they administration is doing and not have the pr stunts like mr. pillow coming out and giving up plug for his company. greg: mr. pillow, they are so superior, funny how the authentic american success story as a joke. this guy was a former crackhead who built a great business then turned into an essential tool to fight an unseen enemy. and he gets mocked by the stupid wimps, mike lindell thrived after crack. these wimps can even handle crack from trump. the media mocking lindell is like hecklers who is in their houses. in sum, the media sucks. they pretend they news more about the pandemic, not true pray the cultural braces when he shut down travel, not true. they defend china's phony stats, shouting we are number one when america's cases of illness allegedly surpassed the country.
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we were number one but each day the media looks a little more like number two. as these dopes obsessed over impeachment, i was lucky, i hated the hearing which meant i had more time to look other stuff. this was me while others were still breathing hard over impeachment. >> it's better to be safe than sorry, i will not say the% quoting but you never lose an election by being safe when it comes to disease. >> it would be wise to have a temporary band travel from china. >> taking precautionary steps is always good especially when the horses left the building through the ultimate reality have to restrict travel and you have to spend more money for testing which is what were doing, you have to quarantine. i'll be happy for months from now to admit that we panicked or acted appropriately. but i don't want to sit now when were flying blind. greg: so true. here i was on tucker. >> why am i watching impeachment
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coverage all day. >> i suspect that months from now or perhaps years from now when people look back at this time, coronavirus will be considered the bigger story than impeachment. >> that is not me. but i was thinking that. i am not saying i was there first, far from it, i should have been screening sooner, i wise man once said all good things could have been done sooner. tonight we can all do good things now in together. it is amazing an entire country putting life on hold, even though we are sitting at home eating peanut butter out of a jar and googling the names of her exes. it still heroic. we are risking their livelihood so others might live and we aren't running away from the tough questions unlike the media who focused on what's racist today, we openly discuss how to balance the help of others with a precarious economy. knowing the media will call the insensitive, even as they think the same thing. so you and i are not taken advantage of the calamity, this
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is not survival of the fittest, its opposite, a countrywide pack to protect our most vulnerable citizens. were not letting the chips fall where they may come over trying to catch every trip and we understand the need for optimism, our economy is based on, high expectation and tracked investment that fulfill those expectations. as long as we stay positive about the amazing economy, it can withstand anything because the economy is us, our energy, our minds. we are not what the media pizzas to be. in a crisis we overturn to our tries, instead we become one, we don't need tribes and we don't even need pants, we have each other, let's do this.. greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, he's a tasty as a seam which is named after, creator and host dave rubin, a great new book out, i read it, if you do not buy it you are an idiot. she is the only part of seattle,
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fox news contributor and fox news i enter nation emily compao you. she knows about stocks and things outside of the box. dagen mcdowell. she is the reigning train of acquainting, ca kat timpf. dave, you have a book out which is like talking about culture, isn't it kinda bizarre that this whole thing has erased the social justice warrior craze for now. dave: it has obliterated it, before we get to that i am completely in agreement with you about the pants thing. and as you can see here in los angeles we have been reduced to wearing bathing suits. it does not matter, that is the point, were all americans and it doesn't matter if you're wearing a bathing suit or jeans, it just
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does not matter but you are right, when things actually hit the fan and when you suddenly have real issues to deal with, nobody cares about race, nobody cares about sexuality or gender or any of it, that was one of the best intros i've ever heard you give because were all americans and we have a real problem to face and when you have real problems the imaginary problem, the progressives really disappear into nothing. greg: i'm grateful you were wearing something. [laughter] because that would've been a real problem for the editors, we are short staffed, not to say you are shortstaffed but we are short staffed here. dagen, ignore that joke, i bit the media is going for the my pillow guy most had your head explode. dagen: it did because this is the nation that is built on the idea of redemption in recovery. somebody who has overcome a crack addiction and gone on to build the incredible pillow
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company. i don't say that in a demeaning way, i have a ton of my pillows and they are freaking awesome and again, i'm 83 and the help me get a good night sleep. but somebody who is trying to come to the help of hospital workers and medical workers in this country. again, dave has shorts on, i wear my rollers pants everywhere with the sequent dress over it because i don't want people to stay 6 feet away from me, i want people to cross the street when they see me coming. i am wearing my crazy on the outside. lookout. greg: i have two of my pillows and those are the nicknames for my pets. [laughter] i don't know what's going on. emily, i have not seen you in a while, you look as wonderful as always, how is seattle, what are your thoughts on the
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preoccupation with impeachment and the influence on the media ignoring the pandemic. emily: right, it is a most similar to the culture that you just referenced which is at its heart what matters is life and death, all of that in comparison the hyper- partisan throwing everyone under the bus, self agenda, mired in the details of wasting of energy and time and dollars it all pales in comparison to life and death and the fact that we are americans first and this is hopefully a silverlining or good-sized what's going on in my 2 cents about the pants. i will not stand up but i know a lot of america is bummed because they have to be half presentable from their work from home zoom meetings but i've been doing this for a while because i saw it into the network often. it is amazing because instead of being half presentable, it's like this is a mystery, is this address or is this a shirt.
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and is a sweats or a live animal, no one will ever know. [laughter] greg: , what do you think of the new way of broadcasting in anything you want to respond to. kat: the new way of broadcasting was tough for me because i did not own makeup before this. so thankfully at fox they gave me a kit and i opened it up and i did not know what it was, emily face tiny earlier today to help me put the eyelashes on because they kept gluing my eyelids shut. it is not easy. i don't even ever where so it's tough, my hair extensions got to come out soon, all have to do that, maybe i'll accidentally balled myself. it is a wild wild world out there. and i don't look like this when i wake up, i look as you so eloquently have said before, some kid from bad news bears, when i saw the picture, not wrong. greg: it is true. the second baseman o or the
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binged every show, played every boardgame and took a bath and hot mayonnaise. that might just be me. either way you are getting bored as we would enter week four of what i'm calling -- how is the world coping with being cooped up, this week the malaysian government, my favorite government launched a campaign advising women not to nag their husbands during the lockdown. it also asked women not to be sarcastic when seeking help with chores and to dress up and put on makeup when working from home which i already do, you are welcome lou but official soon realized the old-fashioned advice offended a lot of people so they killed the campaign and its creator. i'm kidding they did not kill him, speaking of old-fashioned, alcohol sales but online booze sales are up 200%.
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good for us i say. just remember not to drink and drive like my neighbors dog steve. >> greg, pass this idiot. greg: that is interesting. i made a mistake with the nagging posters, they should've equalized the suggestion because when you're in a relationship, everybody, nagging is your way of directing your anxiety through little jobs. it's what you do to pass the time. kat: i've been doing some nagging and i know that sounds bad but once i explained a little more you realize this actually is way worse. i have been nagging at him to stop cleaning. to stop, i know that's the opposite, he compulsively cleans and organizes and i am someone
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who feels perfectly happy and comfortable living among her own garbage. i am fine with that. got into a fight this morning because he was organizing my bathroom and he was totally in the way and i wanted to stand in front of the mirror, i had solid plans to stand in front of the mirror and squeeze blackheads out of my nose. i tried to tell him he was in the when he was not listening he kept asking questions, why is there so much trash and all your doors. he completely ignored me and it was hard to find one of my lotions. greg: terrible ending to the story, you cannot find your lotion. i got into an argument with my wife because she keeps telling me too wash my hands and i realize that nagging is an interpretation of a caring action, it's part of helping behavior but it does not feel that way. dagen: it should feel delicious,
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were getting back to how our grandparents picked husbands, why they stayed married for 60 or 70 years, he got two jobs fetch me some food and take care of me when i'm sick, that is it. i've seen a lot of young gail's who i'm friends with who post photos, throwback thursday, here's when we were on vacation in cabo san lucas. the guy in the photo with you, hate you right now. he has new curse words to describe your relationship and you just don't know it yet. greg: obviously the malaysian guy made a huge mistake and again, he should've equalized it, do you care about that or do you care more about the booze, the heavy drinking that is going on. emily: i think the malaysian government advertising campaign, the best part was the graphics, they did not need any word whatsoever because believe me we got the message with the laundry
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juggling finger wagging woman and then we have a picture of the perfectly woman with all the makeup brushes in the laptop, that was enough. i thought it was hilarious. and for the alcohol, i am actually using this time to vent. before me i lived on airplanes, my living room was across the street from fox, every day i would go and have a pint in a dinner and watch game day footage. i think now i am relishing to drinking water for the moment but i'm sending cases of wine to all my cases and colleagues for all of them that cannot get through this. greg: that is nice. i have not received any from you emily. emily: it's on the way. greg: i'm pretty sure you have an intimidating bar where you are and i'm sure it must be hard to increase what you already drinking during this pandemic but you found a way.
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dave: i have found a way and actually i poured myself a shot of tequila before the show. this is a socio- from the golden girl shot glass. i always consider you the sophia of the five. cheers to you. emily: i did not know we could do that. dave: i also have whiskey here, you said don't drink and drive, i don't know if there's a policy if you can be on cable news and drink. but i'm doing everything that i can to stay sane during the trouble time. greg: all rules change in pandemics. if people are wearing no pants on tv, a little sip of blues, i don't think it's a problem, my key to healthy drinking during this, you have to put the drinking in its own sequester. or you start drinking earlier, like monday through friday 7:15 p.m. to 9:15 p.m. but then on saturday and sunday you move it down to 3:30 p.m. and stop at
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show for all your headlines come along on to foxnews.com. greg: joe still tries as america rolls his eyes, it's hard to run for president under the circumstances these days, but god love them, joe is trying, he think there's many important things we need to do right now. so important that he made a list. >> we have to do several things, we have to depend on what the president's going to do right now, he has to tell what he told the cases before anything happens. the whole idea.
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he cannot read his handwriting, surely joe knows the province is wound into hand write joe. >> i suggested that we should have china and the outset of this event in the womb and prov. that is the democratic front runner in this week bernie sanders, remember him ask why he was still in the race. >> people in a democracy have a right to vote, they have the right to vote for the agenda what they think and work for america especially in this very difficult moment. we are accepting where we want to go forward.
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greg: meanwhile they move it to mid july to mid august, 2028, joking. which is good, it gives us more time to practice our kitchen drum solo ♪ ♪. greg: he has better drawers than dave rubin. dagen, how do you see this all shaping up. dagen: i think joe biden looks to tan which is weird because you're supposed to stay inside. i think these two guys are so desperate for attention, you're on the campaign trail, same with burning in the crowd are cheering and then you're stuck in the house sitting in front of a camera. for example, during the commercial break, i reached in the trashcan and pulled out a tissue and down my face because i was all sweaty and in this day and age you cannot look like you
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have a fever. you have to be careful, you cannot look to healthy but then you cannot look sick either. and i think this is a struggle. greg: we are almost morphing into the walking dead, looking over people. without referring to joe biden as the crypt keeper, what are your thoughts about his chances. emily: he's doing is his self no favors by doing these appearances. what he should be doing is quietly raising money for his campaign and consolidating the democratic. that would be helpful, but instead the reality is it makes him look petty, the attacks on trump, he has no real insight because this is the first time that we have experienced something like this and he comes across as his often incorrect and borderline over the line delusional. for me, he should back out of the spotlight and lay off the
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tanning cream. greg: dave, it's kind of hard to watch i don't know if it's hard or fun but even in a controlled environment, biden is like the kid at the egg in a spoon race at the picnic and you're watching and waiting for him to drop the egg. dave: all do the serious part and then joking. the serious, the guy does not have the mental acumen to do this. that is unfortunate. i honestly think that at this point we are over 50% that he will not be the democratic candidate. i think they are trying to figure out what to do. but we've all dealt with this kind of thing with a grandparent or an older relative when they start talking and you don't know where or when it will in. it is sad and embarrassing. the bernie thing, when you see these guys in their lonely rooms and if there is nobody also there for them, it really does
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have a grumpy old man feeling to it like they are yelling into a camera and praying that someone is listening. this is what the democrats are left with, here we are. greg: the cover of your book is awesome i have to say. it bothers me because it's a good cover. i just wanted you to know that. dave: thank you that's a compliment right. greg: it actually bugs me when i see a better cover than my book. i don't know if i will have you back on. i just did a joe biden, i just went off somewhere. joe could be 137, we cannot put it off any longer. kat: everyone calls this press conference a disaster but i think his team was probably actually thrilled with it
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because it did accomplish what they wanted him to accomplish by doing this and i know what that is because joe himself said what it was at the end of the interview. he said, thanks for giving me the time so they won't wonder where i am. he was not there to present policies or solutions, they wanted him to do this so he would be seen alive. that was it, it was crazy but that's where we are, i want that gig, it's a pretty good gig, when she breathing, yes the whole time. yes she killed it, awesome. greg: do you have any sense if the election happens, who's going to win and is in the air because of covid-19. kat: up in the air i think. dagen: if somebody tells you they know they don't know. greg: dave says blow out it could be but i think it could be a blowout. i don't know.
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>> is all equal in many ways. and what is wonderful is that it's all equal in many ways. greg: my god. who would've guessed we have the same nighttime routine. except i have cheese puffs instead of rose petals in the tub. she is not alone, she should be, her real name, she posted a picture of her walk-in closet which is a size of the texas garage, she says she's big oyster crazy from inside her giant home, poor thing while chatting on the phone with jen aniston and a-rod showing videos of him in jail hanging out at his massive miami compound.
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one person's response to one of her videos, we all he too. that one person is me. probably not. i wonder if our celebrity correspondents agree. ♪. greg: yeah i'm sorry i don't know what they were doing wrong, they were not self distancing. they weren't self distancing. the fire is okay, that is okay. dagen, what you make of these videos, do they make you feel warm and cozy all over. dagen: the video, i'm pretty sure i'm related to them. i love that this moment is making everybody in this country and around the world reassess what deserves to be celebrated. because actors, you can act,
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singers you can sing, write music, i understand they are getting adulation or attention being celebrities but now people who literally have photographs and that's after the airbrushed and removed the zeds and the dimples on it. or somebody who knows how to pick out cool outfits. or flash their jewelry. these people clearly are not celebrities and they hope that they go away forever on instagram and social media. greg: i think these videos illustrate the goal between how celebrities see themselves and how the general population see them. emily: yes, i agree. i think an influencer is different than an idol is different than an entertainer. social media until this point forward those lines because of accessibility and attempted relatability on behalf of a lot of those guys but now we are
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seeing through that. if somebody is not relatable and if somebody is not normal, we are all seeing through it and right now there is a zero-tolerance for anything but that right now which is why videos like anthony hopkins playing the piano, when we see real things, real humans and is touching and beautiful and it's connected, but otherwise the goals is whining all morning discusses rising. greg: we see your home every day because that's where your studio is and i might say it is modest, you're not trying to show off. dave: i'm doing the best i can. greg: isn't this like the same issue with the political stance that it's hard to take their advice on economic shutdown when they are sitting on a pile of 3. it's the same thing when they talk about paying more taxes or sanctuary cities are voting for bernie.
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they can absorb the consequences of their crappy opinion because they are rich. the people that they are lecturing. dave: of course, you got guys like james cordon who host the cbs night shower evening tonight, whatever the hell that thing is an ease in his mansion complaining he is lonely, so importunate in his 5 million-dollar mansion or whatever it costs. i think was being unmasked is there's a great equalization happening, the playing field which means people that are honest and can talk into a camera and share their thoughts and other crew of people that have been professionally pushed whether they are celebrities or the major talking heads that have a staff of 20 writers, i'm guessing gray gutfeld does not have 20 writers, most of it is coming out of gray gutfeld sprayed under brain. and without all the people to make them pretty and tan and
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puffy here and everything, it really does break the illusion, i love that because you can do all sorts of things like drink whiskey on fox news. that is amazing. greg: dave ruben with whiskey on fox news. i would watch it. i bet you love the celebrity moments, they mean a lot to. dave.kat: there are some thingst are relatable like i have been boreboard and sad but i've never been sat in a mansion. so i think that madonna comes often being combed out when she says this is the great equalizer sitting in her bathtub with all of the rose petals in a video that is very, very well produced. that was weirder than any of it. i have a tub i'm sure i can get my hands on some petals if i wanted to. who is filming this. you have stated our production equipment in your bathroom, like address that, that's a different between the ones that are
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working in ones that are not. it's fine too post what you're going through, i do compulsively but i think you need to be self-aware and most people don't have 11 mansions and a lot of people aren't dealing with the square footage and to make fun of yourself and to be self-aware, that's the difference. greg: another thing, i don't mean to be cruel to madonna but she's entering her seventh decade but when you're in a tub you should have the handles installed because you could slip and fall and she does not have a life alert, i do not see a life alert in there. maybe not wear a life alert winning in the tab, i am not read the back of the instructions that i get with my life alert but i think that she should be very wary about the bathroom safety that goes into that. dagen: maybe the production crew let her in. maybe she has a rubber mat with
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but we also rise to the occasion and support those in need. we are grateful to our armed forces with fire and first responders. and of course me, we should be grateful for me but across the country unlikely heroes abound to maintain social distance, winery in maryland enlisted the help of a boxer named soda pop to deliver bottles to customers. colorado woman trained her dog sonny to deliver groceries to elderly neighbor. good job sonny. police departments and a dozen states are delivering food and drugs who don't have access to my assistant seth. and then the same clown posse, the middle-aged rapper just announced the signature beer and it can be delivered right to your door. this is me after i order my first sixpack of punk slop ♪ ♪.
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greg: is amazing i can still fit into that dress. emily, is anyone doing great work that you would like to call out besides me. emily: there are attentive people that's an awesome thing we've seen during the pandemic. can i just say the dog that the neighbor trained her dog to bring groceries to her other neighbor, what i thought was so simple and profound is how the neighbor being helped said this makes it bearable. this little act is pretty much my only connection to a living soul all day long and she said i look forward to and it's my only form of communication and she said the small things are what are so helpful. that is something for all of us to remember, it's the little act in little things that can make a big difference to people in need right now. greg: also booze.
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in your community, i don't know what i mean by in your community, i guess los angeles, has a behavior change? dave: , as you know, i just adopted a rescue dog last week and in a week i taught the dog to bring me wine. clyde, clyde come here and i have a red cab from napa or sonoma. look at this. is that incredible. greg: under newman what that is. he is a norwegian -- i tried to think of a dog name. he's a pitbull. dave: ewtn delivers wine. how much more can you ask for. greg: not a lot. don't do anything strange with a dave because i still like you. as the rest of america adopting a little southern hospitality. dagen: i've said this that all kindness and generosity is a
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sense of family and literally every community across the country. you do not have to talk like me in order to live that way and i've seen in new york city, shot out to the ems stations and folks that were in west chelsea, real quick on the dog, get back to me with that dog -- after you have the wine can take your contacts out and wash up your makeup and put you in bed for the night. greg: i have been there. dave: i only had him for a week yet to give me a couple days. greg: i'm going to tell you a story about my hero, after the five when we talked about the rest stop closures that were keeping truck drivers from being able to use the bathroom, a viewer wrote to me with her home address and offered her own home bathroom as a stop for truck drivers. i don't know anything more
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heroic than offering your bathroom to a truck driver because he is hot, tired, complete stranger, that is heroic. can you top that. kat: i have been training my dog too. i am sure we can get him to the point where he is bringing groceries to people in need. right now were working on don't take a dump on the rug. people who can train these dogs to do things now that i'm training a puppy, i have so much respect for these people, i don't even know where you begin, a puppy, leave them alone for two seconds, he does acute thing where he hoards his toys in one corner and we say it's so cute, until he peed in the corner and not one or not to but all of them. so yes truck stop lady, but then again if she hero, yes but also that does sound like my kind of party. greg: it really does. kat: invite me. greg: i instead of bringing up a
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go day. dave: you world like 162 books i thought i could write one. this book comes out april 28, neither rain nor sleet nor coronavirus or lobby apocalypse will stop it. you can get it where books are sold. greg: i read it and it's about how free-speech -- if your traditional liberal, there's no place for you to go anymore because there is no place -- the liberals are hard left. emily you have a new show's dave: i hang out with the right wing maniacs. emily: thank you for letting me talk about it. i am now the host of what is called crimes that changed america on fox nation, all of season one is on fox nation, you can go check it out and there's a two week free trial. it's all about the stories behind the crimes that changed the laws in this country, enjoy while you are watching everything on tv at home.
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greg: thank you emily, thank you dave, thank you dagen. kat.greg: i am greg gutfeld, i e jon: president trump says he is sending a thousand military medical specialists to new york city, as it nears what is projected to be the peak of its coronavirus outbreak. this as confirmed cases nationwide surpass 300,000. good evening, i'm jon scott. this is a special two-hour edition of "the fox report". the president and the coronavirus task force wrapping up a briefing for reporters an hour ago, where they urged americans to continue following the guidelines. this after the centers for disease control reversed its stance on wearing face masks, now recommending people wear a non-medical cloth in public. meanwhile, the numbers continue to go up, seemingly by the
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