the holy essay on the christian calendar, i want to wish all of you a very happy easter, you and your family, i am jeanine pirro advocating for true justice and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee american s stellar because i'm in my house tonight. greg gutfeld is next. greggreg: people like me could r get a drink. i know you are probably wondering how i'm doing, thank you, that means a lot, i'm doing great. this is my apartment before the lockdown and this is my apartment now. i locked my wife in there somewhere. in my hair keeps growing, look what i found it at the other

day. i think i will keep him and name him lou. as we take the battle to the virus, it looks like were winning, were fighting another battle, over information. the information is good information and bad information and then there is the kind that makes you see crazy crazy things. our lives are based on the information that we receive which is why you have to be super careful of what you ingest. it is why our media can destroy your liver, while adults are able to see and feel the understand life is a balance of variables, health, economy, risk and benefits. the media is not adults, they like children who can only focus on one variable at a time. ice cream for dinner, that is what they want, ice cream for dinner. never mind nutrition dental health or discipline, one

variable at a time. just like children the media can only handle one variable two. it's always how much they detest trump. i see the idiot of the week award should go to mika but she just happened idiot. can she qualify. let's see. >> dr. fauci was not allowed to talk what he feels is important to say about this drug that the president keeps pushing, a lot of people would say follow the money, there has got to be some sort of financial tied to someone somewhere that has the president pushing this repeatedly. greg: yes, mika, a billionaire world leader would risk his presidency and legacy to make a few hundred dollars office stock. there's the lobar again, seems anyone can be, even someone who is so stupid that the producers had to make joe the smart one.

it was either that or the table. the one thing that you can predict about the press is that when one dingbat has an idiotic premise, another dingbat will copy it. >> good question. greg: you see that, she just allowed from the dopey duo, an proving stupidity is infectious. with coronavirus we talk about contact tracing, you identify someone who came in contact with the sick person and trace contact to reduce bread. i think we need to contact trace dumb ideas in the media before they spread to the general public and affect all of us. the press, how little they know about stuff and how uninterested they are in remedying the gap, they probably don't even know what the price of oil. >> i was checking on oil again today. >> where is it today. >> i was wondering.

>> give me the price. >> i'm not sure to be honest. >> why would you ask a question if you don't know the price. >> i will look it up for you. greg: i will never get tired of that. i think i watched more times in this. >> i said i will not make comments. >> oh my god that hurt. greg: that never gets old. every day the media seems more outraged at trump than those with errors and deception help spread the virus like china and their pr agency, the w.h.o., the real outrage is how trump reached the poor poor media. when you heard don lemon, you cannot make sense out of it. >> i swear i feel like i'm in the movie network, i feel like callie beale. americans are mad as hell. how much more can americans

take. every single day for reading people, lying, first it's a hoax and then all along i knew it was serious in a pandemic. how much more -- how many more have to die. greg: get him a thinking couch. was there anything in there that resembles a coherent thought. no. he's just a showboat. when you're channeling howard beale, you should know how to tell people who you are, it's like a people say really smart, maybe wait for people to say that. not you. but then don would be waiting forever. in the game, so many anchors would show off then show up. these people have been so wrong on everything, russia, obstruction, collusion, impeachment, the pandemic. yet still think that you should believe them, the same jackasses essay trump should've done this sooner, had their head up

impeachment but while the virus spread. when this is over you can pretend they were there to first sound the alarm but they were not. in fact they were busy calling people racist for sounding the alarm. and then they lied that their site did not dismiss the threat. >> we think it is very safe to be in chinatown and i hope that others will come. it is lovely here, the food is delicious, the shops are prospering, the. was great. >> if it wasn't a panic, there's no reason to have an in the morning amount of fear of the situation. >> the vast mortgage enter majority for new yorkers life is going on and we want to encourage that. >> if you are under 50 and healthy, most new yorkers, there is very little threat here. this disease even if you were to get it acts like a common cold or flu. greg: it is amazing how the media forgets all about.

but enough, let's talk about you. this crisis is revealing who you are and how you help. we stuck together to save lives, we comply even though we may not have understood completely what we were doing, we can took a class course in the pandemic and economics. think of what we are so far away china, supply chains, toilet paper, ourselves and toilet paper. i can safely say i learned more during the pandemic that i learned in all of my undergraduate biology courses. which is easy since i did not take any undergraduate biology courses unless you count dating the nurse. we are doing a great job, based with something we've never faced before. it is not just a virus, it is the shutdown. really the impact of that will be just as new and alien as the virus that caused it. we have to start prepping for come back the way we prep for the virus with the same optimism and energy.

we need to figure out how to reduce the burden and help the businesses and get people back to work. the same mentality needed to fight the virus needs to be bacteria because people will suffer. unlike the virus the suffering from the shutdown may not be tabulated or graphs or even identified by the media and it's on all of us to see this through and take care of each other someone once told me when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, that means you are still in the tunnel. this might be the hardest part of the whole process, the temptation to stop because we are almost there. resistant and keep going because we are almost there. let's welcome tonight's guest, like the declaration of independence, he's covered in ink, his book comes out may 19, fox and friends cohost pete hegseth. a retired u.s. marine corps

technician and fox news contributor joey jones. she deserves a citation for her isolation, host of fox nation kat timpf. he is back, a high-five from him will put you in another state. my massive sidekick and host on fox nation tyrus. let's get to it, i will start with you pete. what do you make of the pressers of art and how the media has been dealing with it. pete: it is totally enter predictable. you hear people say trump should not hold the press conferences, maybe his tone to be different, have you watched this president for the last three years. this is who he is, this is why people loved him. because he's willing to improvise, he listened to the scientist and has his own to intuition and he was elected and he is living out the tension we

are all feeling, we know this is serious, but we have to get back to business and this is not the time for foolishness, if you try and i will put you on blast which is really entertaining tv, the first appointment television i had since office rerun which i still watch all the time. but every day -- they are on all day, that's what i'm generally doing when i'm not doing anything else. so he should not back down one bit. that is why his approval rating is so high amongst republicans, the left will always hate him and he should chart ahead and do the readings as he wants. greg: we need to raise adult questions, how to get the economy back but every time that you do that the media says you just want people to die. so that is another burden that you have to deal with. joey: it's really funny don lemon said he's mad as hell, we are mad as hell, we are mad as

hell that china could have stopped this or told us about it, we are mad that innocent people are dying, were mad that carol baskin is walking free enjoy exotic is in a prison somewhere. but we are not mad that trump is calling media on their questions and asking for little things like background. when he does they have to google it right front of him. so the dynamic getting two hours a day which is probably too much is really funny that we moved from enemy of the state to this relationship that is a little bit more in the details and he's kinda pulling away and they need to do their homework. greg: i keep talking about, and worried about the bars in the restaurant and every city in the ppp, the protection is not helping them, are you worried about as much as i am, or what are you worried about. kat: i am worried about it. i'm also worried that any time that you bring that up you are saying that you want people to die. the media that twist these

narratives and then you brought up hydroxy core quit in the pun in using them. and trump has a small stake in a company that makes this drug. they treated it like a bombshell, as you mentioned it is likely less than $1000 that he has in this, i don't think that is right, also another issue of this drug has worked, there is reports of that, a massive global survey of doctors it was a top-rated treatment although it is not approved. so you can have your issues with trump, i know i have. i'm guessing maybe he talks about it so much because there are reports of people who would be dead and now they are not dead. greg: welcome back tyrus, we missed you it's been a couple of weeks. what are your thoughts and how the country will be bound. tyrus: i want to point out going

macro quick, we are the last three years have had armageddon pretty much every week, the end of the world as we knew it was coming every week. and i can honestly say when i first heard about the pandemic and the coronavirus i was skeptical. it was very hard to believe the information coming from mainstream media given the history. it is not crazy to me that the administration would've been the same way. once we found out this is the real deal and we got hit in the mouth and had hit drastic changes that's what happened. so don lemon in the extreme lef. it's what you're doing now. i think what the administration is doing now and that every day we have opportunity in this country to have two expert doctors talk to us and let us know what is going on is an amazing thing and i commend the administration for doing that because i'm able to get information every day for me and

my family. i really don't care who know what, when, where two or three month ago. greg: we have lots more to talk about. we'll be right back. in that time, was as we work to get through these times together, you may not be thinking about blood donation, but blood is needed to save the lives of people who are sick with a range of illnesses. it's easy and safe to give. if you are in good health, please donate. we need heroes now. visit red cross blood dot org to schedule an appointment.

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greg: quarantines create libertines. that is right homebound boys and girls, it is time once again -. greg: it is a fact, we better get back to work before we turn into the generous. cooped up and bored out of our minds many people are indulging in weed, porn, alcohol, chocolate consumption, all up across the board. weed, porn, alcohol and chocolate what i call breakfast. but of course that is life from the surgeon general guidelines. >> why your state and local health department and those of us and public service are working day and night to help stop the spread of covid-19 and regardless of your color, creator angiography, i need you

to know, you are not helpless and is more important than a community of color, we adhere to the task force guidelines to slow the spread. stay-at-home if possible, if you must go out, maintain feet of 6f difference. wash your hands more often than you ever dreamed possible. avoid alcohol, tobacco and drugs. and call your friends and family, checking on your mother, she wants to hear from you right now. speaking of mothers, we need you to do this, if not for yourself and for your abuela. doing for your granddaddy, do it for your big mama, do it for your pop pop. greg: i love that guy but such advice rub one journalist the wrong way suggesting whoever many is believed the black surgeon general was being racist because he mentioned certain behaviors as risk factors. meanwhile the other stuff we are buying these days is kind of strange, baby chickens and

vegetables, they go well together, sales of both are through the roof. this virus is customers are not only worried about food shortages but really bored. it's true i started a garden myself but the guy i paid to watermark crops does not know how to use the hose. greg: was never a fan of child labor. tyrus, what are your thoughts. you can tackle that but you're losing weight like i am, you've lost like 70 pounds, what do you make of that report saying, don't drink, don't do whatever. tyrus: he was not being racist, he was being real it's always

rough when her brothers being racist towards his community. it's what we needed to hear. he left a few nicknames out my grandma says bella and paul and ma and who are you in the mailman and mommy special friend. [laughter] and this is your secret dad, there's a lot of different ways it could of went by. here is the point, you have to keep it real, i know the justice warriors are hurting right now because people don't have time for stuff that doesn't really matter. he was not being racist, guess what when he said big mama, somebody who is not paying attention went and listen for he kept it real. we don't have time for the fake stuff, he kept it real, kudos to him in mema and everybody else

out there. you know those nicknames are real and is part of our community and we have to be honest with ourselves and there's no reason to be dumb. and he said all americans. anyone that knows anything about alcoholism, drug use and not be responsible and accountable, every community has it integrate messaging good for him. he did not have to back down. greg: , i always get upset when who gets to define what advice is. might wife eats too many vegetables. it can be healthy. i do friend that ate so many carrots his skin turned orange. isn't that a vice. kat: yeah, i'm sure that is a real friend. but in terms of the drinking, i know you say you're safer to drink at home. i think in terms of not getting arrested or getting hit by a car you, you're right. in terms of destroying relationships, the drinking going on right now is very

dangerous. whenever you are out drinking, you have to work and make sure you get yourself home, or if you're having a party at your house, you have to be the host and do the stuff with the coats and whatnot. in this situation, although the facetime drinking and the zoom happy hours, everybody is home, everybody is sad, everybody is getting hammered and then our phones, we have these devices through social media, we're connected sort of with pretty much everyone we've ever met him before times you would just be going through facebook and maybe see something from your high school english teacher, now university been to the zoom happy hour, missed the attention, you're alone and think this might be a good time to video chat her, let her know how she change my life. she has nothing to do, she's going to answer. i think this will be the end of families and friendships. greg: wow. what about you joey, are you

indulging in any vices, does it sound like you. joey: it's funny she brought that up, i might've gotten a text that says answer your phone right now i want you to meet my new dog. it was 11:00 p.m. and i was watching a movie with a kid. kat: and you didn't answer. joey: i did not answer. i just went to sleep after that. i don't drink, my advice is not to let in fruit snacks. my vice is sugar. i like to have a good time. just to go back, imagine if i were up there and it's like it's your daddy, if you go squirrel hunting, sa stay away from each other, people would lose their minds right now. but half of the country or at least the southeast porch and woulportionwould know what i'm g about. your journalist, go journal.

it's something to read into vernacular. greg: his point is well taken. the social justice where your thing is out of place right now. that is like a luxury that you can have to get people against each other, you cannot put people against each other when everybody is american. pete: although bernie bros are stuck in the basement getting lectures from their parents to watch fox news channel and they are raging about social justice right now. were in the hierarchy of needs moment right now. you have self actualization and self-esteem and then you have love and none of those things are happening. then you have security, maybe you lost your job so you're at home which is a physiological. so you have a house, air, clean water, food, toilet paper. otherwise, alcohol cleans your insights, when you exhale on a cigarette you are putting out the droplets. last time i checked porn is

social distancing. so i'm not endorsing that but i'm saying your maybe following the rules predated holy week so i would stay away but i am just saying. greg: everybody, he is not a doctor. you're not getting cigarette droplets. tyrus: we will list you pete. [laughter] greg: that was your last appearance. [laughter] greg: some people don't think it's a comedy show. it's a comedy show. lots more show to come i when we started our business

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back to the greg gutfeld show ♪ ♪. greg: there is only one left to run, bernie sanders dropped out of the race wednesday making joe biden the presumptive nominee or as joe likes to say, banana clam where's my pants. greg: bernie says he'll stay on the ballot in the remaining primary states hoping he can move the democratic platform for the left than it already is. i sa see why he left, the coronavirus left everyone i unemployed so he wouldn't have the chance to do it himself. it will be trump versus biden, does it amazed trumps obama hasn't supported cb joe. >> it does amaze me that he hasn't supported sleepy joe. it just not hasn't happened, when will happen. he knows something that you do not know. and i think i know that you do

not know. greg: i love it, we do not know, what is the trump biden matchup going to look like, of report from the hill, the newspaper, not the actual formation, this will be a tight race in florida but always a tight race in florida. it's like saying there will be pie and michael moore's beard. he nearly won florida in 2016 impose joe biden has the edge but it's a long time between now and november. don't expect to have your mind blown unless you're my cat after i bought him a massage pillow. greg: he is introduced to the universe. he's never known that to exist before. that cats mind is blown.

speaking of cat, i guess i should go to your. my hands are in the air. what is going on with obama. it's like the bachelor, you're the final rose and he's not giving it to you. kat: i kinda get it because things are so tumultuous and polarizing everywhere, there's trump inviting but the brainy people, i don't like biden and this and that. but right now obama is killing it, he's getting tons of money and he's pretty universally appreciated in the best way for people to stop appreciating you is make yourself controversial like look at the kardashians, the most famous people in the country. i don't know anything about what they believe except for that they really like their own books

and they started an empire that way. i think that is what obama is doing. greg: interesting. whenever you can tie in the butts. kat: best kind of content. greg: i have no idea what you're talking about. kat: i don't know either. greg: joey, you're the opposite of sleepy joe, you're the awake one. do you think it'll be bernie and a joe mask? joey: i think the democrats are ready for brokered convention. this is a part of the process, not all of the unheard-of. i think you have to understand do they want the mastermind behind points such as corn pop or that is not my wife, that is my sister. is that who they want to put out there in november behind the president, they may be a little battered and torn by all accounts we will have a pretty good record of winning through this and hopefully open the country backup from it. i don't think that's what they want, you have cuomo and newsom

and a few others, but at this time bernie recycled might be a better gig than what they have right now, if you see the videos, sleepy joe is putting out there, the anything but sleepy, they are scary. it is just proof that this is a racist country that not only can old white man have the nominations but old white man does not know he has on nomination. tyrus: i am so glad you brought this up, i have been investigating this for a year, old white man you cannot get rid of, even when they don't know what time it is it is still there watch. here is the thing. bernie is stepping out, i watched a lot of the reports in the own people in the party are turning on him. they're not saying it's time for someone else, they will not fall in line, they will not support biden, they will start their own branch, they feel like they have been betrayed because he stepped

out. you're in the same situation hillary was in when they felt bernie was robbed and now they feel that bernie too soon so they will go home and go across the aisle. democrats are in the same problem, they cannot unite in this literally when bernie stepped on a lot of people thought this will unify the party. no they started looking for who is next. greg: trump is a great opportunity to look at joe biden, every time joe biden adopts bernie sanders idea like the green new deal. all he has to say, do remember march and april 2020 when you have bread lines and empty shelves in the supermarket was like the dmv, that is socialism, that is what you're voting for. i think that is an empty vessel with whatever

he needs to do to win. he needs the bernie bros and he'll go as far left as he needs to capture and then write. if you watches internet videos with what the president is doing it is embarrassing and democrats know that and that is why trump is staying -- obama is sayin stg so far away, why would you touch is, i don't care what the polls say. this is a referendum on trump, how he handles coronavirus will determine whether he gets a second term, his approval ratings have soared because it's been out front and candid like he always does, biden's pass is i have annoyed you. i've been distracted this entire time because i want to know what is in the package at your door. [laughter] kat: i have been looking at your home. tyrus: that is my new camera.

pete: i see, i just had to check. greg: let it know that pete was curious about tyrus' package. tyrus: we have an issue

greg: will there be an lb, major league baseball discussing ways to start their season during the pandemic, to play all games in arizona and empty ballparks, nude. no that was my idea, the intense spring training facilities are always within 2 miles of each other, a federal official plan because of the model to reignite the economy. players will be sequestered moving only between fields and hotels make it hard for groupies like me too sneak in. instead of sitting in the dugout they sit 6 feet away and there would be no high-fives or french kissing. the plan might include other variations like seven inning

games and electric strike zones to keep arms away from the players. meanwhile the monkeys of protein in taiwan who use robot manikins to stimulate fans at their games. they will be programmed to hold up signs. that is impressive, call me when they can do this. greg: i love that. i love it, i love it, i love it. joey, ivy theory that change does not come unless it's forced upon you, credited be an amazing opportunity remake baseball, is that something that is watchab watchable. joey: you don't need to remake something that has been the past time for over years. this is the worst port since someone drafted johnny mandel. this is the thing -- let's just make lime juice and o'doul's.

this is not the same thing. but they want to change the rules and these are rules that they will probably change and keep because it allows people to be lazy. and on the robot mannequin, this is a job made for me. importantly some robot got it. but those robots look more lively than most miami marlins fans. greg: tyrus, i think if they change this to seven inning games, that is the bet, is another problem with baseball that it is too long, too slow and to baseball. tyrus: all that you pass with your insults. the game is great, let's be honest for a second, baseball with the last two out of three world series with cheating and stuff, this is a bad idea. i think it's better off letting the sugar go by, focus on charities in doing positive things of the community and come

back in 2021 and give everybody to let the scandal that we had to endure. i don't think we are in the world series with the cheating, i think trying to get a montage game in arizona was a bad idea. greg: are we on pbs right now, the first sports league that opens up wins, it would become a national obsession, it might need to be seven games, we all know we are not watching 162 games of baseball but to cut the season and half, let people watch and love it, it would be a rally to the nation, they beat them to it, the first sports league to open a bully a rally for the nation, people watch the games in a way they never have, these are young, fit men who can do this and if they are smart you can play the game. it is not hard, get out there

and play and rally the nation. you can do in a smart way, i don't care if it's arizona or where it is. come on. greg: cat, you have been on the story since day one. give us the research. kat: i had a very passionate point about the robot mannequin. this is a horrible, stupid, dangerous idea, they can hold up signs, great, guess what they cannot do, they cannot walk. how do the manikins get into the stadium. people will have to bring them in there. you are bringing in people to bring in the manikins and then you will spread coronavirus. bad idea, bad bad bad, i'm so glad i finally got to get that off my chest. greg: i am glad you did too. stick around, one more segment, tumor segments. tumor segments. wash your

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greg: are you busy fretting about your wedding. it's supposed to be wedding season but thousands of couples had to postpone their prenuptial putting a 74 trillion-dollar industry to a screeching hold, no flowers, no cake, no twice

baked potato and wax beans. and no drunken bridesmaid in the parking lot. i was put my money on the redhead. even the bars are close, dating apps are surging, bumble and a 23% spike sent messages, mostly from lou dobbs saying great, leave me alone. it's a good time for those interested in attention but not commitment, it would be really easy, and ended a date early when you facetime 70 and see this happening. ♪. greg: the music made that video. as the pandemic the ultimate test for a relationship or redo just like to tackle the whole marriage thing. is that in your future. kat: marriage, i think it's going to be in my future which i don't get it.

but it's going to happen. i just don't think he likes the crazy. but i actually think that a silverlight, he must be crazy. but the silverlining, i might be able to get the wedding i always dreamed of if things change. i want to be married by a robot or hologram of john hollis act. greg: that is great. kat: every little girl's dream. greg: what is missing, you never hear tyrus, about eloping. i guess i eloped. we ran off to the justice of peace, the word is great, elopement. tyrus: yeah i thought it was a great idea to elope with social distancing.

it's never been a better time to say honey i like this so bad but let's wait. as soon as this clears over, to find a common ground of the crowd in the largest band, we will make this happen. but until then we wait. not me, not me, i love this. but it's a pandemic. greg: you could blame so many things on the pandemic. tyrus: , i do always, who took the trash out, pandemic. everything you do is pandemic. whose child is not, the pandemics. a lot of stuff going on. greg: a pandemic baby. pete, you recently got married. this is the ultimate relationship tester. pete: how committed are you to wedded bliss, forget about the crowds in the ceremony and the money, let's get married now, we could do it online and work together in this moment or are

you saying i need the ceremony to validate and i need the people in the circumstance in either way you cut man or woman it can be revealing about your motivation. i feel like these are tough conversations couples are having isn't about marriage or the wedding. kat: is about pope john the second hologram. tyrus: is a pandemic. greg: joey, i cannot think of a worse job than wedding planner. joey: i agree. greg: i'd rather be a divorce planner. joey: there's probably more money in that. but listen, i was a single marine for six years, ten years ago before, what is happening right now, young marines are saving so much money not going out to the bars and taking just as many women home right now during the pandemic.

but on top of that -- that is funny right. striking out. but on top of that i'm a dad of a baby girl and if there is ever going to be another coronavirus i would not idea being 18 years from now because if i get out from pain at 20 - 30000-dollar wedding, i'm okay with that. lastly, one thing i thought during the segment, if you can have conference calls over resume and a date over the internet, can you get married. can you get married -- how many of these people are going to get catfish into marrying jay and silent bob in their basement in their thinking this is supermodel. now you have a financial obligation. greg: probably nothing worse than marrying a catfish. [laughter] [laughter]

holy father re reverance the al. you'll see that these two elements have been present throughout the easter season at the express wish of the holy father. they're both items that have great religious value to the people of rome in particular. the holy father reverance the icon. they're both associated with historic plagues in rome and knowing that all of us, on of you at this very moment are in lockdown because of the coronavirus, pope francis is using the presence of these symbols to be signs of

constellation and closeness to all of you. also, a reminder that god is more powerful than plagues, so we offer our prayers for a swift solution to covid-19 problem and we hold especially close to our parts and prayers today all of you who are directly affected by the virus, who have lost loved ones, who are suffering. let's listen now to the sistine chapel choir. [speaking in a foreign language]

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