to be open, and they want their is open. but so far, that ain't happening. they are not pleased. among other things tomorrow, a live show. how the connecticut governor, the mississippi governor with us tomorrow. see you then. ♪ >> hello, everyone, i am dana perino, along with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, juan williams, and katie pavlich. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. ♪ >> we can begin the next front in our war, which we are calling opening up america again. we must have a working economy. and we want to get it back very, very quickly. and that's what's going to happen. i believe it will bloom. >> dana: all right, that was the real event. obviously, he was preparing the

nation for the next front in this war against covid-19. as the white house releases or guidelines for safe reopening carefully, and in three separate phases. the coronavirus task force will come again in an hour from now for the friday update. so in the meantime we will break it all down. first of all, the first phase to see the reopening of gyms, restaurants, may be theaters, and sports venues, but with strict social distancing measures in place. schools would stay closed, and high-risk individuals would stay home. to the other phases would then loosen restrictions more if cases continue to fall. but there are some critics that that -- of the plan including nancy pelosi, calling them vague and inconsistent. here is more reaction from other democrats. >> i think what he has kind of done is punted coming he has decided that he does not have the right to make the call for the country. >> you have to know who has a illness, who is immune to the illness and who can get the

illness before we can determine who can go back to work. >> okay, it is up to the states, but then don't ask the states, don't give them a massive undertaking that has never been done before and then not give them any resources to do it. >> dana: all right, happy friday. greg, i want to start with you. maybe a little bit of perspective to set this up, because in a way all of us feel like it is groundhog's day. it has been about four weeks that we have been able to do the show remotely from here. and last friday was the end of the week in which jerome adams, the surgeon general has said that this will be our pearl harbor moment, hopefully reaching the apex and the peak. this week we are talking about the reopening. and we have some guidance. some of it is vague because the states are going to have to decide based on their different criteria. isn't that a little bit of a hopeful sign that it's not just one big block and we can look at

some progress? >> greg: i don't see anything here that is vague. i see a road map and you are allowed to drive it. what drives me crazy is that if trump had taken more command over this. instead, this is what you're going to do, they would've accused him of being a dictator and a tyrant. if so what does he do? he shares the responsibility with the governors. here is the road map, you drive the car. and now he is accused of punting by joe biden? and then i predicted this yesterday, i said that nancy pelosi was not going to say anything until after the plan is revealed because she did not want any skin in the game. she preferred to stand in front of her double wide refrigerator and suck down ice cream until she gets an ice cream headache than actually offer practical advice. you can sit on a bench and you can crap on people doing the job when you are out of power, that make sense. but it is so obvious and sad.

in the situation, people's lives are going to, there is going to be death. every path that we choose is going to have death. so the path that you have to choose is a road map in which you can go in reverse. or you can pause. or you can take a left or a right. that's what this is. you are a sports car with a stick shift, and you shift gears based on the terrain that is coming at you. and you can even go in reverse. that's what the guideline is. so to sit there and go, it's vague and inconsistent, you are just an idiot. pure and simple, stick to your ice cream. [laughs] >> dana: and i think we have a couple of trump tweets and a governor cuomo sound bite. if you can pull those up so i can read those. governor cuomo should spend more time doing and less complaining. get out there and get the job done. to stop talking, we built you thousands of hospital beds that

you did not need or use, gave large numbers of ventilators that you should have had and helped you with. there's a little bit more, testing that you should be doing. we have given new york far more money, help, and equipment but in any state by far, and the men and women never hear you say thanks. your numbers are not good. less talk and more action. i think it does say thank you allotted to the health care workers, but governor cuomo decided to respond. we have a sound bite of that. let's listen. >> first of all, if he is sitting home watching tv, maybe he should get up and go to work, right? second, let's keep emotion and politics out of this and personal ego if we can, because this is about the people. it is about her job. and let's try to focus on that. >> dana: all right, juan, i will let you take a whack at this one. >> juan: i hate to see us get

political about this. i think that we need to work together. and i would hope that sometimes the president loves to be celebrated and thanked and all of that. okay. so then governor cuomo fires back. i'm not sure it takes as much anywhere. but in terms of the plan, dana, to me i feel like everybody has cabin fever. we know about the high-end unemployment numbers, but we have to be careful. we can't let emotions that drive us, and impatience, because if we don't have testing. if we don't have contact tracing, then we can get ourselves in a very difficult situation where we put our workers, the people going back to work at a very high level of risk, and we put all of their customers, the people that they come into contact with, work with, also at risk. then we can find ourselves in a worse situation. so when you hear people say, we would like to know how to deal with that, and we would like the federal government's help, i

think in terms of specifics, what chuck schumer was talking about, even what you heard from governor cuomo in terms of, if you lay out a plan, give us some of the resources to make it work, i think that's what people are saying. it does not necessarily have to be something nasty or divisive or finger-pointing. >> dana: actually, katie. there were lots of different governors on -- greg is laughing, but i will keep going. lots of different governors on the shows today talking about how they are working in coordination with the federal government and trying to figure out their own road map, the colorado governor, and all of the states have a little bit of a different situation on their hand. >> katie: which is exactly why the president has said it is up to you guys, do what you want with this plan, it's going to be in phases, different places with a lower density population. different places will have a different process going through this. but it's interesting what is

will happening in d.c. where lawmakers are at home. you have chuck schumer and nancy pelosi criticizing the plan, and saying that you have to be careful and make sure the economy is not open too quickly. when they are sitting there at home and not refilling the paycheck protection plan, program, and not coming up with any other ideas about how to get people from economic health while they continue to advocate for the economy to be close, it's really easy to do that. it's also easy to do that when you are getting a paycheck. in the bottom line for people who are getting cabin fever is that they want to be able to make their own decisions about their own risk. at this point they understand a lot more about the virus and we did two months ago, and they understand what precautions they need to take to not get sick, but they want to be able to do that on their own without being dictated to by the government. >> dana: all right, jesse, let me give you the last word here. >> jesse: if democrats have a problem with the plan, take it

up with fauci and birx. they are the officials that signed off on it. and everybody loves governor cuomo, so if president trump gives him free power and they say, he can't handle it or do it by himself all of a sudden, governor cuomo is complaining about not getting the resources, he just donated hundreds of ventilators to other states because he had overcapacity. because the present and gave so many. he just built hospitals dumb at a hospital in long island that they have not even used to get. i would stop complaining already before the president has given you additional resources. the country is viewing this from two different perspectives. there are people that are better off, that are kind of having a little fun, may be working from home, they are still getting paid. they are zooming, they are cooking. and then there are people that can afford to work from home. they don't have a job. they have lost a business that has been in their family for

generations. and today are dying to get back to work. and one side does not understand the other side. you know, how could you not want to protect the health? what about if it spreads further? and then the other side is saying, wait a second, you guys understand my position, i need to work to feed my family. or else, this is it for me. and they are talking across of each other, and a lot of it has to do with new york. the state of new york has 225,000 cases. new jersey has 75,000 cases. combined that is 300,000 virus cases. the next biggest state that has that case is 35,000 in massachusetts. other states like wyoming, north dakota, hawaii, vermont, west virginia, they have a couple hundred cases. and so to say that to new york should open up at the same rate as vermont which has like a handful of cases is stupid.

everybody knows that is stupid. but they are trying to attack the president for politics. and that's just wrong. >> dana: all right. good discussion. protests continue to rage across the country against rick to stay at home orders that we were kind of just talking about. stay tuned. we will tell you more. ♪ open road and telling people

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♪ >> jesse: protests are spreading across the country against rick stay at home orders, breaking out in states like michigan, kentucky, virginia, and minnesota. calling on governors to roll back on arbitrary and restrictive measures. facing at least two federal lawsuits over her stay at home is a ban on visits to friends or relatives. and protesters are getting no sympathy from liberal "w" cohost joy behar. she mocked them with this comment. >> i would like to ask them if they are ready to sign away their right to treatment if and when they get affected.

are you going to say, i don't need a ventilator, because i thought that i should go out and defy the governor's order. >> jesse: all right, katie, you mentioned about some regulation that they had in michigan where they cannot buy seeds to grow food. i heard another one today, if you live in detroit and you have a summer home, you can't leave detroit and go say at your second residence. it's crazy. >> katie: it is ridiculous and very personal for these people. i don't really understand what joy behar is saying. first of all, we have been able to buy some time with getting the hospitals ready and the equipment embeds that they need to handle the situation moving forward, but also what she says is like driving a car and getting in a car accident and saying, you are not allowed to go to the hospital because he got in an accident and made the choice to go do that. i think people are smart enough to make their own decisions about understanding the risk. they understand if they don't want to get sick, they don't have to go out, but they don't

want to be told that they can do basic things like garden on their own property. the second thing is in this new plan, one of the things that stuck out to me on the road map that the white house put out is elective surgeries in phase one will now be allowed to resume, that i i think it's such a crucial point, that includes biopsy is for cancer detection. i've heard from doctors that said that they were unable to operate on their breast cancer patients at this point. i mention her family friend who has a collapsed lung. think about how much damage that is doing to people's health and mental health as a result of not being able to get that health care they need those circumstances. there are consequences to all of these things. i don't think they are all arbitrary. but in michigan they certainly have been, that's why you are seeing people say enough is enough, i am essential it's essential to feed my family. i make my own decisions. >> jesse: i heard another regulation they have in michigan, you are allowed to kayak it, but you can't go out

in a motorboat. figure that one out for me. >> greg: i can't. i can't. i just want to point out that joy makes a fabulist living as a feminist bozo the clown, she does not understand. she just shows up and spouts whatever. we trust our leaders until they push their luck. what happened was that you had a governor, mike rowe, micromanaging in an arbitrary fashion. i mean, you cannot buy seeds, but you can buy pot. i remember when i was young, you would buy pot and all you got were seeds. so the protests aren't about staying at home. they are more about the kind of arbitrary micromanagement. she pointed out that she thought swats because at the rally, and she did. i think that she did see them, but there is a distinction.

the protesters were comparing her actions to fascist dictators. it was not that there were not seeing is there, it was that they were unfairly comparing her to hitler, which is wrong. but one should make that distinction, because she was saying that there were nazis there because she saw swastikas. >> jesse: what the heck is on your shirt? >> greg: this is a legendary misfit's shirt, but it has a mask on it. isn't it awesome? i got it from jerry. >> jesse: i got it. i'm glad that, i'm not sure that i'm glad i did. dana perino, you mention the other day about the governor of michigan, she was kind of short-list to be vp, mishandling her opportunity to show her strength as a governor. she now says she is going to have a plan to reopen next week. is it too late for her? >> dana: and might be too late

for her to be on the vp short-list, because that debut was not so good. and i think what happened was she got caught up in the national political current, and now she will be swept out to sea. there are other examples of governors who have done a pretty good job of ignoring the national politics. and charlie baker up in massachusetts is one of them. i put governor polis of colorado in that basket as well. does not mean that they will not have protests, people complaining about the lockdowns. but i do think from a governor standpoint, the leadership, when you are looking to see who has done a good job and who has not, you can compare to governor northam in virginia who all of a sudden today said, okay, or yesterday said we will be locked down till june 10th. but did not give any more reasons are data or explanation, and this idea that katie was just talking about elective

surgeries. there are a lot of hospitals across the country that are desperate for patients. they are running out of money. and nancy pelosi and chuck schumer say that they want to hold up the money for the small businesses, because they want to help the hospital spread one of the ways to help the hospitals would be allowed to governors to make that decision to allow for hospitals that can handle it to do these elective surgeries. then you won't have to get them so many taxpayer dollars in order to take care of their short ball. >> jesse: that's a really good point. juan, bring it home for us. >> juan: i just want to underline what dana just said, because you know, i know some doctors in my family. then again, the hospitals are struggling. and people who do need to have the elective surgeries. in some cases, they have to let doctors who are not in the emergency rooms, they have to lay them off or put them on leave for a while, because they are not getting the income from those surgeries. over all i would say that i don't want this to be a big political fight. and the thing these rallies, the president weeding today,

liberate minnesota. deliberate michigan, and the flags at the rally, it makes it seem so political. and i think that people are right to say to government, don't be intrusive. don't step on my rights. we will act together. and they have in terms of social distancing. in terms of the hand washing to lower the curve. we don't want to give that up just suddenly and without reason. you have to give some leeway to elected officials that are looking out for the public's health. i don't think we want to politicize this so that oh, certain people think this way, let's not do that with this. this is too important and too deadly. i was shocked, jesse, to see that it was 2200 people that died in america yesterday, and 2500 on wednesday. over 33,000 americans dead as a result of this. this is serious business. >> jesse: i would agree with

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♪ >> juan: welcome back. at the trump campaign is accusing joe biden of a deplorable moment, just like what happened with hillary clinton's famous remark, or infamous remark in 2016. the presumptive democratic nominee was talking about trump supporter's when he said this. there are people who support the president because they like the fact that he is engaged in the politics of division. they -- really support to that

all mexicans are racist, all muslims are bad, dividing the nation on ethnicity and race. so i thought it would come to you and just ask the obvious question, i mean, isn't it true that the president can say some divisive, polarizing things? >> jesse: yeah, but so do democrats, it's a wash. it does not bother me that much. at the point is this is that joe biden is supposed to be the democratic can win over disaffected trump supporter's in places like wisconsin and pennsylvania. the white working class men and women of this country. that's his whole appeal, and then he says something like this. he is supposed to be the guy, mitch mcconnell is going to work with me. i will restore dignity and civility and honor and then he goes and says this. do i think it's the same thing as the basket of deplorables with hillary, no, but it is not good. and he has not had a great run

since this started. he botched the travel ban, it took two weeks for them to set up a home camera in his library. then when they did get it up, he could not communicate excessively. then he got hit with the sexual assault allegation, and now this. it's like, you know, he is not performing well in a time when you either are a prime time player you're not. >> juan: that's a fair point. katie, from the joe biden perspective, people think, joe biden is supposed to be a guy who is calm and a healer and more empathetic, but i don't think that he would play to, i don't think he plays the game that trump has played to obvious success. speak to one look shows that he is not a guy who has a long temper that someone who is not someone that he does not want to fight his political battles. he is not a very nice guy when it comes to the political game.

he has been portrayed as such to rewrite his own history and record, but he is not that kind of person. the reason why you have donald trump sitting in the white house, a big reason is because people got very sick of the political correctness garbage and being accused of being a racist just because he disagreed with some type of policy. if you want to close quarters or more order security, you are xenophobic and did not like emigrants. that was pushed aside. and for joe biden to now alienate those voters that as jesse pointed out, he needs, shows that again his campaign keeps throwing things up against the wall and nothing is sticking. if that's the final argument that you are trying to make, you are losing. >> juan: so dana, i was struck by the idea that i don't know that joe biden really code win voters who are hard-core trump supporter's at this point. the trump base has never really gone away.

they are round 40, 45 percent in all of the polls that i see. >> dana: he was the one that said if you are an obama/trump boater, his pitch was that he could win those people back. and this language is not going to do that. it's also strange to me that he was the person that was going to be able to appeal to the lunch pail crowd, and a week nominee would try to continue to win over his face over and over again, a strong nominee would start to veer to the middle, and he is not doing that right now. so i also saw that somebody suggested that elizabeth warren would be a good nominee for him. he does not need to pick her, he already got her endorsement. she did not win her own state. probably could not win a single battleground state. i don't think, that when you can probably just cross off your list. >> juan: i think that

everybody is saying that the president is the president in terms of how he acts and behaves, he goes after democrats. he goes after the mexicans. he goes after -- 's before when did he go after the mexicans? when did he go after the mexicans? he went off of a legal immigrants that are criminals. what you are conflating, and i understand this is that what trump does is he goes after a person. the problem with what joe biden and hillary clinton do as they go after the people. you can go after the person, but when you go after the people it looks really, really bad. about liz warren endorsing biden, isn't it interesting that she was the woman who absolutely destroyed bloomberg who would've been a better candidate over sexual harassment, but then just endorsed a guy who is being accused of sexually assaulting a woman. i think that's pretty amazing. back to the original point, i

wonder how many blacks did joe biden and kamala harris put behind bars versus how many blacks donald trump released with prison reform. that would be an interesting survey. >> juan: we could check with the central park five, right? some people are getting way, way too comfortable while working from home. that story up next on "the fiv "the five." ♪ it's tough to quit smoking cold turkey. so chantix can help you quit slow turkey. along with support, chantix is proven to help you quit. with chantix you can keep smoking at first and ease into quitting so when the day arrives,

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♪ >> katie: welcome back, time for "the fastest 7." first up, plenty of people are objecting to this new trend, the miami judge was forced to remind lawyers to wea shirts resume he.

and marilyn, the police department issuing a warning to residents who took daily trips to the mailbox without pants. jesse, are you guilty of this? >> jesse: yesterday i took a professional face time call and i did not have a shirt on. and the guy at the other end was like whoa, what are you doing? and i just said, i did not have a shirt on. i was not completely naked. but it comes with the territory during these times. >> dana: i can safely say that has not happened to me. [laughs] >> katie: dana wears pants when she goes to the mailbox. >> greg: what we are missing here is no one is asking how are the handling this. has anybody checked your local camp to see if they are wearing masks? are they keeping their distance? i think that this is worthy of a

prime time bret baier investigation. bear it all with bret baier. >> katie: so, juan, you are in a suit and tie, but what is your regular apparel during the day? >> juan: yesterday, katie, the first time i did something on zoom that was professional, because i did one of these things for a fox nation where they take your top five, so carley shimkus, a anger and i did top five movies, and i could see myself and i thought, wait a second, here i am in this mucky little t-shirt, that says the washington nationals, and in the back you can see all of my gear and books. it did not look very nice. i thought, i have to do a better job addressing for zoom. we are going to have to get, what's the name of that japanese lady who does all of the ordering of things? >> dana: marie kondo. >> katie: i think that to that

is an interesting explanation of fashion we will see. some students are saying a after this proposal. weighing the idea of giving the students all a grades for the remainder of the year due to coronavirus closing measures. is this a good idea? >> dana: i can imagine they are trying to figure out what in the world are they trying to do. i don't think that giving everybody na is the answer, but may be giving everybody and ask and basically saying, we are going to not count this, or if they have been able to complete online school work and the teachers are satisfied with it, great accordingly if possible. i don't envy these teachers, the school districts, or the parents were trying so hard to keep up with the studies for their kids as well as doing their jobs at home. >> katie: jesse, you would take the a. >> jesse: i would take it in a heartbeat. i'm saying that there has to be a massive grade inflation,

because if you are taking a test at home, you are either getting your parents to help you, or you are cheating. i don't see how anybody can get below na anyway. >> dana: i wouldn't. >> katie: greg come over to you. a >> greg: what will be amazing is what happens to the public school administrators when they find out that all of the kids got smarter at home. because school is a system that is impervious to time manageme management. and i think the real furious people will find out if you homeschool -- homeschooling can pretty much do you eight years of grade school in three and a half. >> katie: i think that's a valid point. next up, a man's best friend could soon be jumping headfirst into the fight against the coronavirus. london scientists are in the early stages of training dogs to detect asymptomatic cases using their sense of smell. be 21, amazing scientific development? >> juan: i think it is wonderful. that would be great.

dogs obviously have helped us out at the airports come everywhere else in terms of sniffing out bombs, even chemicals, so, you know, it's a gift. if that is true, that would be wonderful. and by the way, on the issue about the kids, i think that the bigger issue is the kids losing time, katie, and how it would impact to them next school year or in terms of their future. that's really tough. otherwise i would say give jesse that a. go for it. >> katie: i'm sorry, i jumped ahead of you on that story. dana, the dogs are saving the day again. >> dana: that is amazing. talk about contract tracing. that would be amazing if we could use them to help us as well as they do with kids that have epilepsy or diabetes. that is an exciting development. >> katie: greg? animals are great? >> greg: if we can have more

dog sniffing out disease as opposed to sniffing drugs in airports, i would champion this progress to the heavens. to sniff out the sickness, stay away from my back pocket! >> katie: all right, jesse, final word on the dogs to you. >> jesse: rookie has been sniffing me kind of funny. i think that i should get tested. [laughter] >> katie: put some pants on first, or a shirt. don't go anywhere, "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ if you have moderate to severe psoriasis, little things can become your big moment. that's why there's otezla. otezla is not a cream. it's a pill that treats plaque psoriasis differently. with otezla, 75% clearer skin is achievable. don't use if you're allergic to otezla.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah, that's a happy song. "fan mail friday," let's get it started. from mark "did you have to postpone anything major due to the virus? 's between one, did you have to postpone anything? >> juan: speeches, obviously. nobody is having big meetings. and you know, it is springtime. i did not have a birthday party. but thanks to you guys i had one here. so something's got postpone.

>> greg: dana, how about you? did you postpone a book club meeting? >> dana: no, i still have those. there was a long weekend trip we had plans with our friends in the caribbean, so that got pushed off till next year, hopefully. >> greg: all right, katie, what did you have to postpone? we are all suffering. >> katie: we are all suffering. i had to postpone an arizona desert sheep society conservation project that i was really excited about. because you get to use power tools and shovels and camp out in the desert. and have a bonfire. so hopefully i will get to one of those in the fall. >> greg: jesse. >> jesse: i had to postpone my , my calf implants, my hair plug, all of that stuff. >> greg: i never would have noticed. i have like a wart on the bottom of my foot. i will just leave it at that.

>> katie: elective surgeries need to come back. >> greg: planter, whatever you call it? it is driving me crazy. >> katie: oh, lord. >> greg: i'm truly suffering. what is the one experience in your childhood that will always be first in your memory? dana, i'm going to your first. i imagine it has to do with some kind of animal. >> dana: yes, i think, sometimes it is hard to remember if you are remembering a photograph or remembering the actual thing. >> greg: exactly. >> dana: my grandfather, he got me a pony named sally, and i knew that i grew up loving this horse. and i feel like i remember that, but i think that it might have been from the photograph. >> greg: a pony named sally, that's a johnny cash song that was never written. jesse, what is your first experience in childhood that you

remember? >> jesse: we were at the barnum & bailey circus, and my parents handed me over to a bunch of clowns, and they took me to the basement of the spectrum in philadelphia and they lined me up with a bunch of other children. and then they brought me out in front of 30,000 people and hoisted me up on an elephant, and they rode at this elephant around and around in front of all of these fans. i was terrified. i missed my family. i did not know what was going on, and no i am terrified of clowns. >> greg: are you sure there was not a dream as a child? >> juan: that was great. >> jesse: that was true. >> katie: that is out of a '90s satanic abuse story you hear about. >> katie: i have a traumatic one. mine is not as bad as the basement, but i won a goldfish at the fair, and you know when you win and your parents are like now we have to take care of the stupid goldfish, my brother poured all of the food into the

goldfish bowl, and i brought it to my parents liked it, do something. it's going to eat it self and die, and there were like, oh, we know, we will take it to the pond. it will be set free and live a life in the pond. and then ten years later i was like, you could have just put it in a different bowl, but you got rid of it. [laughter] >> greg: too easy. juan, if you go back a ways, juan, memory. >> juan: i think i remember being on a school bus and i was the last kid to be let off in a snowstorm, and the bus driver gave me hot chocolate, and i just threw it right up. i cannot handle the hot chocolate. it was embarrassing, greg. >> greg: i just remember it was really, really dark, and all of a sudden it got very bright and the his hands grabbed my head. anyway. "one more thing" up next. ♪

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♪ >> dana: it's time for "one more thing." look at megan vann, she has found a way to have some succe success. her 55-pound husky, she's been using him. she is in ferocious shape. i gave this a shot with jasper today. he's 72 pounds. that was as much as i could do. >> jesse: lower. >> greg: people keep asking about this shirt. it's not for sale because jerry from the misfits, very wise man. i might be able to get one for you, kati, if you're nice. "the greg gutfeld show" tomorrow

night. 10:00 p.m. april 18. mike baker, tom shillue, kat timpf, tyrus. it's going to be a hell of a show. tune in. that's it. i'm yelling. >> dana: all right, jesse. >> jesse: let's go to jesse's hair news. okay, so not everybody, wow, not everybody has a great wife like greg who can cut their hair for them. so people are taking matters into their own hands literally. look at this farmer. giving himself a trim with sheep shears. it does look like robert de niro. sheep shears, everybody. look at that very looks great. do you know what else looks great, "watters world," saturday night, 8:00 p.m. eastern. we have a real life virus hunter. he's a virus hunter. that's his job. he literally hunts viruses for living all over the world, so

check it out. >> greg: virus hunter biden. >> jesse: [laughs] >> dana: juan, euronext. >> juan: there is no business like show business, even during the coronavirus shutdown. take a look at this actress in l.a. trying to keep her voice and acting chops going. take a look. ♪ >> ♪ the one that i want, the one that i want ooh ooh ooh ♪ >> juan: mary neely out of los angeles. she did phantom of the opera, wicked, little shop of horrors. you deserve a standing ovation for entertaining us all. >> dana: katie, 25 seconds. >> katie: arizona release this

photo of an eagle and a cactus. this has not happened since 1937. you can see the eagles with the eaglets. that was a neat photo. >> dana: all right, that's it for us, everyone. please stay safe. we will see you on "the five" on monday. >> bret: good evening. welcome to washington. i am bret baier. we are awaiting the start of the daily coronavirus task force briefing at the white house. we will bring it to you when it begins. the trump administration is optimistic he can come to an agreement with congressional democrats soon to pump another $250 billion into a fund for small business loans. this is day one of the presidents economic reboot. some cities and states are making small moves already that way. chief white house correspondent john roberts starts us off from the briefing room. or out on the north lawn. >> it looks just like the briefing room only we are outside. good evening. i am told w