out of a box anymore. orange. thanks for watching. i'm advocating for truth, justice and the american way. greg got felt is next. ♪ greg: did you hear? spread coronavirus. that stinks. flatulence is an aerosol generate that spreads the virus through the air. the discovery emerges from australia but i'll resist the urge to say came from down under. we went to an expert for comment. >> the evidence is uncontradicted, the president use taxpayer dollars to ask them

to cheat an election. greg: i guess that makes impatient zero. it makes sense if i sneeze or cough could propel viruses, why can't air biscuits? if it's true, we finally have an illness we can blame on the dock. this is why we wear pants and masks, which are just tidy flight he's for the property last are now becoming acceptable accessories. along with social hygiene practices, behaviors we are encouraging but not littering shoplifting and not taking don't moment seriously. no longer weird to wear a mask, it weird if you don't. congressman, if you're going to create a mask on the fly, make sure it's not your spouse's bikini bottoms. >> in order for us to get back to normal, we've got to do abnormal things. if you and me who are going to lead all of us out of this mess.

we need to be trusted to do the right thing. unlike our leaders, we can share the risk. we can say, let's go back to work with protocols in place. yes, there's a risk the disease will return but that's the risk and we as a country chair and will act accordingly. we can do that so our leaders follow. the reverse may not happen. leaders are fearful of risk because the media hangs all the casualties round their necks. if we share the risk, the media can't attack all of us. i media full of tax looking to the future, as long as the future already happens. they are the hindquarters of hindsight. they just can't stop. >> it's exactly the kind of chaos he's brought to bear on the prices from the beginning. greg: now that we have over 46000 americans dead because of it. >> the president is giving dangerous suggestions, including injecting a person with disinfectant. >> it took a colorblind, gender blind, state lines, virus to have all of the president sent

from his first three years catch up. i wonder if you think about a silver lining there. greg: self the silver lining to 50000 dead is that it really hurt the guy i hate with every fiber of my thing. what a sad soul, to be so emotionally correct that she find a silver lining in mass death. what do i know? i'm just a guy who would do anything. what stinks, jonathan cap and mayor of new york? did you know he was shocked the inmate he released from jail over fears they would get sick, and is up reoffending? i know, surprised. i wonder what else shocked de blasio. big things are heavy? fire is hot? no one likes him? this tall drink of dope, it was unconscionable the criminals would commit crime. this moron was relying on the principles of folks.

worse, after he realized downplaying the virus was wrong, he urged citizens to work on each other. >> you see a crowd, a line that's not distancing, a supermarket to crowded, anything, reported right away so we can get help there to fix the problem. it's as simple as taking a photo. all you do is take the photo and put the location with it and bank, sent a photo like this and we will make sure enforcement comes right away. greg: amazing. he's turning citizens into moderates coffee. surefire way to divide people in a time of crisis. who things like this? think god for americans because the response to this is distinctly wonderfully american. when he announced the to.to send against your neighbor's? flooded his line with porn,

pictures of genitalia and de blasio. it's hard to tell the difference though. i must stop and say i love you, i do. it's the greatest thing you can do as an american, america with "big brother" bozo urging him to turn on your fellow man, sent him porno shots. the founding fathers were alive right now, they would kiss your feet and then look at the pond. i know these other protests are complicated on one hand, the protesting government overreach, which makes them as american as a pickup truck full of smaller pickup trucks. on the other hand, which i can't touch, they are congregating which could spread the virus. if we slam the spring breakers, we've got to do the same here. it's wrong to protest without protection. with also run, with celebrities who call themselves allies of the working class, now marking the actual working class. you know who's not talking? this guy. put a hold on green cards. if you're not letting americans out to work, why let workers

into work? this will be called racist because that's what the pdf does, it trivializes a word until it has no meaning. never mind altering new green cards is what you do when temporary unemployment skyrockets. an idiot would invite more people into a sinking boat. the stoppage helps the minorities here. trump helped solidify by demanding harvard return the millions that got from the government. it never hurts to ask or demand in public. still harvard said they didn't ask for the bailout so i guess that money just wanted to go to harvard? but the media ignored that story. i've had it with them. i can tolerate their bs but we are wasting time about whether the oscars are diverse enough but not here. this is a future of america we are talking about. this is not trained gender, this behavior is selfish and gross, which is why you have to be own journalists. focus on facts and not narratives. we are faced with adult questions and every decision

carries a risk. going back to work won't be easy but we can't not go back. it's not in the cards or our blood. we have the roadmap and it over rocky terrain. we know the virus, even if it flattens, can return. america is a battlefield and it can come out of hiding but we can't remain in hiding forever. we need to come back. in phases with options that allow for retreat when necessary. maybe just trust americans to know how to avoid hazards to their own health. especially if the hazard looks like this -- that does stink. let's welcome tonight guess, former ceo nerves of steel, his new book is called fortitude. market resilience in the era of outrage, dan crenshaw. loves to get in everyone's business. degen mcdowell.

ivan half at whole foods and whole milk at half price, fox nations, cap tip. he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders, that's just his warm up. all right, thank you for coming on the show. can you give us an assessment of how this whole thing is going and do you share any optimism? what are your worries? >> i'll give you a general answer. how is it going? we have tens of millions of people out of work they are not sure when they are getting back to work. that is not good news. a lot of people are suffering out there. there's a lot of people shaming those people suffering because they want to get back to work. i anticipated this problem, which you noted in your monologue weeks ago, i wrote about this. this is disingenuous fake argumentation that would start to occur, when somebody asked

the worst question you can ask which is, how many lives is it worth to save one job? governor cuomo, i think a lot of you would agree, he's had his ups and downs but he's generally level headed but he came out in a reporter with that line of reasoning, sometimes within the past week and i thought it was a step backwards. we have to discuss moving forward and it is smart reopening but we can't pretend there's a choice here. we have to get back to a new normal, i'm not saying rock concerts and a million people crammed together kind of normal but obviously a new normal and has to start numeral sooner than later. greg: tyrus, let's say states reopen, you think people will do all the things they used to do? is it just going to be like flipping a switch?

tyrus: no. [laughter] i think we are going to come back wiser and smarter. when we do flip the switch, will have gloves on and amassed. the general consensus will be, but had not will be more fashionable than the handshake and i think that's a good thing. i know you personally are very excited about having to touch people but i think overall, we'll take the lessons we've learned during this pandemic and add them to our new norm. there will be changes but eventually, over time, we'll find ways to get back to the things we like to do, which will take time and patience. as always going to be that one person who says let's give a hug or something, brother and just be like, you feel that and say hey, i'm trying to help america, don't touch me. greg: an era of social distancing and not touching, joe biden was running for president but i'll leave that there. how do you feel about the economy? how's it going to come back? is going to come back slow? keep hearing about the vertical

v, i don't even know what that means. >> it means a rapid bounce back. later in the year, the economy takes off. that's going to happen, a lot of businesses won't be able to come back that quickly. any kind of large gathering, i know you know nothing about large gatherings, greg, because you are a hermit but movie theaters and rock concerts and things like that, that's going to be of long time away. we won't be able to do that until there's a vaccine but some businesses, are talking earlier about a dog grooming business, shoving your dog in the door, and leave, why can't that doesn't come back? i could go through a long list, i want to highlight there's a new and brave of every families wrecking ball. one person in every family whose back crazy.

now, the person you never want to go with, they're going to pick a fight with somebody, shopping cart depot in the parking lot but now, those people, because they go to the grocery store or drugstore with you and they will part crowds like most of us. people are like get back, get back, you know? i see a future for all people just like me. [laughter] greg: cat, what you make of de blasio, there's not much you can make of them, what are your thoughts? kat: i'm so grateful for bill de blasio. it's not that i like him, i think he's arrogant, i think he's inept but the thing is, everyone agrees with me. new york is one of the most diverse cities in the entire world and yet, the one thing we

can maybe all agree on that unifies us all is that bill de blasio is a smoke and he definitely murdered that groundhog. [laughter] i think that is awful that we are self divided during this time of crisis and i hear people go on and on about how we need to remember our common values and blah, me, too. that's true but i also don't think that common discuss, especially when it's warranted in a situation like this gets enough credit for being a unifying force. greg: what a unifying moment in this segment. we got a lot more stuff coming but we have to take a break enaround, but keep your distanc. ♪

greg: stuck in ourselves, we become wise. it's a subject of our latest chapter of. ♪ greg: apparently some can't handle being home without making videos on their phones. this week's virginia democratic senator, mark warner. unleashed what can only be described as one of the most disgusting videos to ever hit

the internet. i've seen them all, even the german ones. the topic of warner's video, how to make a tuna melt. hopefully you have a strong stomach. >> we need some bread, mayonnaise, cheese. i hate mail but get plenty on both sides. distributed evenly across the bread in a way that appropriate. usually about 30 seconds. tuna melt extraordinaire. if you can whip up this favorite and quickly no time. greg: oh my god. that made to girls when, is not alone. cardi b in fraud, everybody is making too long of videos too

boring, too long or too stupid. >> step-by-step approach behind making a face mask. it's easier than you might think and yet, it is challenging. this right here, this is something you need some skill in. you could be laughing on the inside because you're about to make a sandwich. greg: that video went on for 12 minutes. i got a black belt in less time at the cap. warner's video wasn't even the worst sandwich video i saw this week. right, adam schiff? >> step one, one of the bread. wait for its. wait for it.

next. slice the onion. another sliced onion. always brings a tear to my eye. last step. enjoy. yum. greg: that was a beautiful. kat, you love to cook at home, what you think about tuna melt? kat: i get the theme of the segment, these people are posting mundane things that nobody wants to watch but i have live streamed myself eating soup on youtube before and it wasn't even during a pandemic, i was a a restaurant with friends. the sandwich, i can make fun of because i know you're not supposed to microwave a tuna melt.

i only know how to cook using microwave but i just cook other stuff. am i any better than this guy? i can't say that i am but i can say that i know that, that would make me kind of better. greg: one of the issues i seek with politicians when they fail, when they bend over backwards to appear real or human, they look even more nonhuman than ever. have you ever been tempted to try to show that you are i don't know, authentic or real? greg: is going to hit that, this is my message to my fellow politicians. if you're not cool and relatable in real life, social media will not make you real cool. what is this weird tuna melt with this overconsumption of mayonnaise? it's like a french tuna melt? it's so strange. elizabeth warren and her weird

video, not natural. please don't do that. here's the other thing i want to add, there's all this ice cream being put out, 12-dollar ice cream with nancy pelosi, french tuna melt, these things are not healthy. we have a pandemic going on and comorbidity is a problem. do not encourage bad eating behaviors. if you put up videos, put healthy eating videos, workout videos, let's be productive members of society. that's my message. greg: that's great, actually. dagan, i have it. the reason flies the video was so long, he was in prison and lost the concept of time. it's 15 minutes, out of 12 years, drop in the bucket. [laughter] he doesn't understand it only takes 40 seconds. [laughter] dagen: that looks like the

concept of a lot of things, being so isolated because why did i think is a good idea to wear an army green jumpsuit on your show tonight? but to credit senator warner, from my home state, that microwaved tuna melt's and even the top ten of the grossest stuff we been at home. i was dipping half-price eggs and publican ocean so i have no room to criticize him. greg: what you're doing, you're saving your stomach time. it's going to end up down there anyway so get them together. tyrus, you've done some good exercise videos with your wife, which is fun and healthy but how can a man not know how to make a sandwich? tyrus: the reason why the video with my wife works so much is

because i have that same, what's it called? charisma. [laughter] but people like me. i don't think of things like let's show the world how lonely and sad i really am. the tuna melt is not the worst part about video. the cry for help is. he's like my kids don't like me, i'm alone. he's in the kitchen, he's not showing you how he makes food for everyone in the house, this is how i make a meal for four or five for my family, it him alone, with the migrate because the microwave beeps back after 30 seconds. was very lonely, sad, it was literally, please look at me, anyone look at me. please subscribe. tell me i'm okay and it's sad, the good news is, it's like hey, they hated the tuna melt more than me but i think it's the

other way around. greg: i hear you're. it throws like me. time for a break. go change your mask. ♪

america's headquarters, i'm ashley. federal trade commission sent warning letters to ten companies set up bogus coronavirus treatment claims. last month, the fda sent similar

letters about the fires and help park works. they urged the public to be on alert for coronavirus scams. there are no known product scientifically proven to treat or prevent the coronavirus more than 3000 people have died in the u.s. meanwhile, the cdc had no symptoms, they include chose, shaking and chills, closer pain, headache and sore throat. the previous symptoms included fever, cough and shortness of breath from running thousand rarely happens were covid-19 and sneezing is not a symptom of the virus. back to the greg got the show. ♪ greg: what a pal he has an hour. this week on earth day, remember that? joe biden cap is endorsement of

former vp al gore, it happened on his virtual town hall podcast. ivan didn't even out that vested. joe gave him an introduction anyway. >> a young house member, he held the first congressional hearing on climate change. he wrote the groundbreaking book, excuse me, was 30 years ago. greg: cough into your elbow. sorry, joe, i interrupted. continue introducing al gore. >> was awarded and i think it's amazing, a nobel prize 2007 for your efforts to raise the intention from the x intentional threat of our time, climate change. i responded on the first ever bill. greg: stop touching your face. i never thought i would say this but i wish al gore would say something right now. selection, is this a no-brainer? >> this is a no-brainer, this is

a real simple choice and if anybody has any doubt about that, come talk to me. greg: it's too early to tell how the al gore endorsement will impact the biden campaign. it's rising after getting nods from obama. sanders and one. it's all about endorsements, right joe? >> joe biden on endorsements. >> all the endorsements i need this year. i got woke, sore, who's that guy in the metal soup? metal band? love him. love metal. but it ain't no jazz. jazz is from utah. we are going to make utah a swing state. that's right. that means you will hook up with whoever you want. that's what i'm about. florida? once i mailed them back epcot endorsement, that's 11 more countries on team joe. that's right, count them up. we are going international like

the international house of pancakes, good restaurant. text joe. once, twice, three times, old lady. i love you. [laughter] greg: that was beautiful. [laughter] dagen, if he like that marathon runner in quarantine, he decided to run the race in his house and thinking that's going to make it, i don't know. dagen: he can't leave his how but he can't stop rubbing his face. you've got to lock him in the basement. al gore, on the other hand, i warned about this before, he's way to ten. where has he been? he's clearly not sheltering in place, not staying in his house, is he taking i got to the galapagos? where's the al gore endorsement? nobody knows who he is, people went at him and think he's alec

baldwin, baby. his theme song should be chumbawamba. [laughter] greg: congress men, for think that is going to determine this, it's something we never saw coming. this pandemic. this thing has completely changed everything. can you even make sense of how this is going to go? the selection? dan: i think it's too early to tell but let's get serious for a second, there's going to be a big comparison between have trump and of the pandemic and how biden would have handled it. if we are being objective, we have to look back in time and look at forks in the road. what would biden have done this is what trump did? that's an objective way to look at this. there's not that many comparisons except one. january 31, what happened? that was the day trump had

implemented the chinese travel restriction. everyone agrees now in hindsight but he would have called the xena phobic. that has to be brought up, that is the deciding factor as it relates to the pandemic for 2020. everything else, i debunked this wildly on my videos and through my interviews, this notion that the trump administration public this whole thing and they deliberately misled people or ignored things, i've gone into excruciating detail to prove it's not true now because i want to defend the president, just the truth. the truth about what happened in its what we are talking about in 2020. greg: kat, i think joe served as a great example of how to do the serious me to allegation, he did a great job just by being a democrat running for president. it's enough to get everybody off his back. kat: i think you did a great job not because of endorsements because what else has he done in

that time? nothing. it's not even really accurate to say he's gotten more popular, it's that less of him has gone popular. [laughter] by not saying there's nothing to like about the guy ever, is kind of got that sense of humor about himself, that sort of thing but as it turns out, it's more like the way, your wacky uncle in real life. you think to yourself, uncle steve, is kind of a cool guy and then think you're actually there with uncle steve and you're like, is there something in the turkey or is he trying to swim right now? what's going on? [laughter] that's kind of what joe biden has, crazy uncle steve. people, it turns out, love way harder when he's in a basement

just like your uncle steve. greg: tyrus, class rutile. how do you think this campaign is going? tyrus: why is he not up 50 points? [laughter] he's joe biden. waiting for the endorsement. he's doing the best thing he can possibly do. say nothing, even when he says something, he doesn't quite finish it. i believe the term is nobel peace prize, not nobel thing. but sometimes, good enough. when you are an old white man, you get away with anything. you can top the english language up and say for an old white guy, he's pretty well spoken. but he's not. old white men. they just doing it. he's doing nothing and he's winning. he only turns and everyone

thinks he's phenomenal. he's got one move. good for him. greg: is that the aviator sunglasses, which still looked great on him. time for a break. this time, really scrub under those fingernails. ♪

some more examples of things that are canceled, my favorite sporting event of the year, the national spelling bee is been canceled for the first time since world war ii. that's like in the 1940s. sorry eighth-graders, your quest for superior spelling glory is over. her reaction, we turn to a nerd. [laughter] [sobbing] >> why? [sobbing] oh god. [sobbing] greg: speaking of dreams dashed,

clown posse, postponed annual gathering. for the uninitiated, a gigolo is anyone who's a fan of the positive. they been gathering annually for about 20 years in a statement that fox said we refused to risk even one juggler life by hosting a gathering they are heroes. finally, oktoberfest, one of the biggest disgusting festivals in the world, will not be held in germany this year. it draws over 6 million people in 5 million gallons of beer. a lot of puke. part of the announcement made by the premier. >> we agree the risk is simply too high. i invite 6 million global citizens who would have attended oktoberfest to watch the greg got filled show instead. a funny little man, he sent me photos of himself topless under the screen name, the dwarf. greg: that is so not true.

so not true. anyway, congressman crenshaw, is there any events you are sorry are being canceled? dan: i mean, i'm sorry oktoberfest is been canceled, and understand obviously, i understand, i mean, i wonder if people are thinking creatively enough, i don't understand why you can televise spelling pier. you know how to crowd people in a room for that. all of us adults who can't spell difficult words, a silver lining but we just have to be smart going forward and we've got huge events planned at the end of the year, we are not canceling think yet, and i think are definitely going to happen, we will have to be nimble and flexible, we will have to see what the situation looks like. greg: tyrus, i had an idea of combining the spelling pier

oktoberfest and the juggalos. you have people and can't make up getting stuck on german beer, trying to spell words we never use. [laughter] tyrus: soak you want regular friday night louisiana? [laughter] drinking and weird ways to say words. it too bad the october fest got me heartbroken. i think you shouldn't cancel oktoberfest until october. let's things see how things go. vaccines might be ahead sooner than later, let's see how social distancing goes and june, july, maybe going into august and maybe august say i don't know but i think to cancel it now so far off from it's upsetting to hear that.

greg: kat, i love a spelling. but what is a b? is not a word for a contest? you want to attach the giant be when they play for just? quite a think it these? kat: i don't know. but i want to talk about the juggalos thing. i think it should get more attention. i went to the gathering of the juggalos to make a video in 2016. i took a greyhound bus there directly from the rnc in cleveland and it was the craziest experience of my life, which is saying something. none of the people i interviewed set a single thing that i could legally say on television right now. stories from the guys about how he had blown up with an explosive, the night before while a woman was still in it, that was the most sane and appropriate thing.

wait until your kids are in bed. or out of the home entirely, who got for college but this is a really what? moment. bigger than i think it's getting credit for because kids who like to spell for fun, it's not shocking to me they might be afraid, they are probably afraid of a lot of stuff but for a juggalos to say i don't think this is safe or responsible, i never, as someone who went to one of these, ever thought i would see the day. [laughter] greg: they have something called light drug like where people go and get drugs out of a lake. kat: i interviewed someone about that. greg: degen, i don't mind the oktoberfest because i don't like people who go to drink to just drink. it bothers me. i'm okay with it. dagen: oktoberfest should be canceled forever. santa town should be canceled

forever, any belt and flow fest should be canceled forever. while we are at it, let's cancel all bachelorette parties. near a body of water trying to get a single cocktail without being near a group of women going ah, sit down, shut up. greg: i've got to go, we might not have new year's eve in times square anymore. how awesome would that be? no more bulk dropping madness. all right, my favorite topic, back into 20 seconds. ♪

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♪ greg: all right, what happens in vegas, could kill us. las vegas mayor got in hot water after announcing to reopen the city. hotel and casino workers said effective safety measures can be put in place but the mashup don't just because something is open from a doesn't mean people will show up. i learned that with my robe. is it a wise move to open up the casinos which are not known for having empty spaces to rome? are you going to have people

rolling disposable dice from the craft table? is one person for each jack table? what if there's an outbreak and it traces back to a poker table? what's the legal consequence there? it truly is a gamble, not just for vegas but for most visits in general. my friend snowball can't wait to hit the tables again. ♪ no idea. no idea why anyone would do that again. this is a challenge because i feel bad for people who can't get to work do their jobs. how do you social distancing casino? >> you can't social distance on airplane flying to las vegas to get there but i like how the

mayor was being drilled about reopening the casinos. the casinos on the strip actually aren't under her authority. they are part of clark county, she's not overseen the casinos that most tourists would actually go to. if the last one was still running the town, everything would be okay. [laughter] greg: that's true, what virus? the irony is, you can win million dollars slot but die of coronavirus. it's like, why do this? maybe, i feel bad for the vegas population. kat: see, in this interview, she was like we have to open it up. she was saying and he was like, how do we keep people based? she's like, don't know much is open it up. i thought of the simpsons, homer had a heart attack. a doctor said we can't fix his heart but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.

[laughter] this is kind of the same thing because she was saying she had the answer, the answer was open it up but that really wasn't an answer so much as a goal. she didn't know how to actually get there. the problem, she's right, it is super damaged. the economy is floundering, people purposes that they worked so hard for so it's very serious but just announcing, hey this is bad, announcing a goal doesn't really do any good if you don't have any concrete steps. that's not same as a solution. greg: that's absolutely right. assistance over close. congressman crenshaw, couldn't they set up stuff outside? i know this is crazy but they are talking about the virus doesn't spread outside, they are having vetting games and

scratching from in the parking lot, or is that not? dan: in summertime, there's a huge outdoor scene in vegas. on the other hand, it is long been sure that vegas, stays in vegas. it is not true during a pandemic either. on the other hand, i'm one of these people who says listen, but have a safe reopening from but we have to start. she totally watched that interview, we need to look for the right ways to open up our economy, this is not sustainable. it's just not. greg: it can't. tyrus, what you think? tyrus: i have to respectfully disagree with kat, she did have a plan. her plan was simple. open it up. how? not my problem. but everybody else figure that out. her plan was, open it up. greg: that's enough for now. more stuff after this. ♪ c..

all right, we are out of time. thank you, i love you, america. keep loving me. ♪ greg: . jesse: welcome to "watters world". the subject of tonight watters words, if you live in the united states of america, there's 50 states in the union. if you're in the media, is only one state that matters. new york. but we don't live in the united states in new york. the media thinks we don't because they all lived there. i lived there, too. it's an amazing place. but new york isri in america and new york doesn't know what's best for america. frankly, i'm sick of the new york media