you can read the responses on my facebook and twitter. i'm jeanine pirro along with lancelot, advocating for chief justice and the american way, greg gutfeld is next, lance look at the camera. ♪. greg: prepared to get back to work, let's ponder the obstacles, i count three so far, first the media to capture their essence completely, let's roll the question. >> the american presidents move is more american over the course of six weeks then the entirety of the vietnam war? >> so yeah we lost a lot of people but if you look at original projections 2.2 milli million, were probably heading to 60000 - 70000, far too many,

one person is far too many for this. greg: great answer but an asinine question. does a leader deserve to be reelected after a tragedy strikes. that's what the election is for you dope, he deserved to be reelected and you can apply the non-logic just about anywhere. a tornado killed the johnson family on main street and mr. smith delivers the he resigned from the united states postal service. as long as the media has no power in self reflection, though never learn and keep making neurotic observations like this chat. >> after we go to break there's a good thing about the second on the crisis, it's in the clean air and be as we have not seen for a long time. greg: rain no remarkable analyss presents economic turmoil with awesome visuals for the carbon belching tv network. imagine chuckie how better the environment would be if the

networks also stopped working. somehow i don't think he thought that there. finally how is this for question,. >> will you pledge never to lie to us from the podium. >> i will never lie to you, you have my word on that. greg: what kind of answer did this grandstand are expect. clearly the question was only asked to get headlines for herself, she's not just grandstanding, she's the whole damn stadium. what do you expect from this crew as we get back to work, were quarterbacking and questioning the times, the risk and so on, which is fine, if there's a problem they will find and pitted on you know who, not the chinese of course, who needs red china when you orange godzilla. so for the media and as humans, let's introduce greg up felt law, if you contribute nothing at the time of the event, you cannot point fingers in the future.

if you know suggestions i went to go back to work or when to shut down the economy or when to shut down trouble or not any of no evidence that you ever set the contrary, take your future analysis and shove it up your ass. if you have no skin in the game, no place at the table, then there's the next obstacle, the politicians who have course are going to politics. excluding real problems for their own political survival, every democrat will blame for the pandemic, adam schiff will lead the way already announcing he'll hold a commission which is hilarious given his other misadventure, the impeachment proceedings allowed the outbreak to take us by surprise. i won't say adam has blood on his hands but if you are underwater, he'd be mistaken for a lobster. flatten him and he make a terrific sunset. then of course there's hillary, suddenly appearing as joe biden and loads like a drooling vulture eyeing a desiccated hiker. she pretended to be at his virtual town hall to endorse joe

but really was an opportunity for her to knock trump who humiliated her in 2016 wall hoping obviously for a rematch. but you know, i think biden did a pretty good job, check it out. >> hey there green shirt lady, i like green, it's like yellow and blue but combined. it's genius. >> thank you so much joe, it's a real pleasure to be here with you. >> i wish you were here in person green shirt lady. i been been watching the west wing, 154 episode straight. >> that is not only disgraceful, it's so outdated, it's opportunistic. greg: take it easy green shirt, tb presidents are cool especially martin, he has that voice, nice head of hair, maybe we ought to go with him instead of me. >> think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on tv. >> all right.

how about movies though, do you remember when bill pullman saved us from all the aliens. i bet he would be willing to do that again. imagine the difference that would make. >> i know what a difference it would make because i've been there, i seen firsthand what presidents can and should do. >> you know what presidents can and should do, cocaine. that will get you going. just kidding lady, staying in school kids, don't do drug. greg: and thirdly, there is the disease itself, going forward every decision has a risk, stay home indefinitely, people suffer, go back to work in the disease could return, we talk this out before, were smart adults, we can be trusted, we fund the curve like pros, not bad for a first time ever, it's a lesson for all you undergrads taking courses on american history where your feeble professors portray the country as impressive, greedy, it's all

bs. this evil capitalist society put the entire system in jeopardy in order to save the sick, the weak, the old, even sweden didn't do that, are they the model for progression compassion. i do love their fish. the president's economic recovery task force released a study predicting that a fast reopening will in america's recession with a quick recovery in the fall. i know this because i read in their press release great i hope they are right, i think we all feel like rather baseball game in the 15th inning and we just want this damn thing to end. instead you don't want to go home, you want to leave home and go to work. which reminds me, i hoping a litigation shield will be attached to the bailout so companies can get back to work without worrying that they might get sued by a guy who claims he got the corona from your barstool. fact is, you're not gonna restart civilization ever lawyers are in the room.

imagine if they were present another world defining moments. you think he would've discovered america, no way since the 15th century ralph nader with the awful working conditions in those shifts. you think ben franklin would've been tied to electricity with the kite, where the hell is his permit and his helmet although he looks like he's wearing one and forget discovered penicillin, think of the mold, the allergies, so maybe let's be reasonable, we are all trying, were on the same team so while we all go back to work, maybe lawyers take half days, chill out, catch a movie because there's good news coming, we are promising drugs, flattening curves, new hygiene practices and good people like you doing great things. that's the real weapon, computer models never factor in human ingenuity. it can't because human ingenuity is impossible to predict except that you know it will be there when the going gets rough. and sure enough it shows up because you did too. nice job.

greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, his thoughts are off the hook, in his new book, the creator and host of the rubin report the great dave rubin. there it is. she is the sharpest thing in seattle, that includes the state. the fox news contributor and host of america, box nation emily compagno. and we keep her distance at her insistence. counter box nation kat timpf. and when he's angry he takes the stair, when he is happy he brings them back, my massive sidekick and host of fox nation tyrus. look happy tyrus. >> i'm always happy. david, is it wrong for people to hope that we can open the country soon, feel free to plug your book and that. >> greg, as author of don't bring this book, know this is

not crazy, it's time to go back to work. i like my house, this is my studio, my garage i have a pretty good operation, it's time to get out there, it's time to go to work, remember when people used to go out for a slice of peach for lunch or a drink with a friend after work or sometimes you would just take a walk or go to the beach, i'm here in california the people's republic of california and los angeles specifically but i got a progressive governor, progressive mayor, my mayor wants me too snitch on my mayors and my governor doesn't want me too go to the beach, if you're going to take the beach away from california, why am i paying 98.8% in taxes if i can't go to the beach. texas is looking pretty good these days. you know what i'm saying pre-we gotta get back to work, it is time, there will be risk but we gotta do it. greg: texas has great beaches, you take away the beaches, california is nothing. i was talking about how we can

somehow camp down lawsuits, you're a lawyer, where you stand on the. >> i noticed how you pretrade us in the intro. i will say i think it's important in at least the gop lawmakers had acknowledged the need to be liability protection in these additional phases. absolutely, we talked about this before that to meet the bounce back in part depends on consumer confidence, us doing our part, going to bars, going to restaurants, i'll definitely do my part but also the ability to be job friendly policy, there's a lot of policies currently in place that hinder these businesses thriving. it's not just about flipping a switch and having the economy reopen but it's really about policies that can save and preserve jobs and so that's up to us to help lobby or talk with the boat essentially with those in power as dave mentioned mayor

and governor, they're not doing business friendly or making business from the decisions and it's up to us to hold them accountable. greg: , how do you feel about the media and be about the protest because your libertarian and offer protest. kat: yeah, you don't want to have your protest be something that makes what you're protesting worse. and the people going out now practicing social distancing, not wearing masks, i certainly understand the frustration and i'm frustrated, i think most people are that's why think it's so funny -- it's not funny but it's funny the adam schiff thinks that everyone wants to hear right now is he's going to investigate trump on this. and add someone with a background in stand-up comedy, i want to give him advice, good for comedians but it'll help him in the situation which is read the room, people are dying, people are losing their jobs, people are very upset and is not

even as though he's saying i want to investigate this and see what happens so it doesn't happen again, he says he wants to investigate trump to see what trump did wrong which exposes it as a partisan hack job. you can find a lot of people make mistakes, everyone made mistakes. for example as you also mentioned, spending 100% of your energy and impeachment effort that you know would never remove the president, and february while this is all building. greg: exactly. tyrus, do you think people will moderate their behavior or the return to the way that they are once his country opens up. tyrus: i think it'll be a mix, i think some people will adapt to the new changes in their be the one guy that said i been shaking hands for 57 years and you're going to shake my hand. no, i'm not. it's noise going to be that one guy. you have to make changes and choices and piggyback off what kat said, were visual there. people make mistakes.

i myself make state unto mistakes, i sol stole my wife'sr tie because they didn't measure my face) but i need to have my mask. you have to make choices and mistakes and do things wrong but i greets time to get back, let's work with the administration and the cdc and let's not go crazy or not but we do need to make some gradual moves, the numbers are starting to show things and starting to go down, i think it's a good time to make those changes. but i'm not shaking hands anymore. greg: neither mi, the number one sport will be finger-pointing. if anybody starts blaming somebody, you have to ask them what they predicted, when did you want us to go back to work, hominy people did you think that were going to die, if they cannot predict, tell them to shove it. i have no patience for the blame game when things start becoming visible. >> you will get that but there's an old thing that my coach used

to say but i think it was stupid but used to make sense. every time that they point a finger, there's all three pointing back and they're all probably contagious. if more bad things coming, everyone who wants to point fingers coming up to say what did you do. greg: we have to take a break, joe biden. ♪

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he finally addressed the sexual assault allegations of tara reade. >> are women to be believed unless it pertains to you. >> look, women should be believed given the benefit of the doubt if they come forward and say something that they said happened to them, they should start up of the presumptions are telling the truth. then you have to look at the circumstances and the facts. and the facts in this case do not exist, they never happen. greg: if only he had stopped there. >> i am not going to question her motive, i'm not going to get into that at all, i don't know why she is saying this. i don't know why after 27 years all of a sudden this gets raised. greg: this gets raised. what is this.

anyway, meanwhile me too leader alyssa is defending biden over all of this in op-ed she says she can't picture joe doing any of those awful things, there is a new standard if you cannot picture them obviously he is innocent. this woman was working nonstop at the kavanaugh hearings giving him the benefit of the doubt. now nancy pelosi also backed biden this week and in a video endorsing him called joe the voice of reason in the face of the coronavirus. i'm told she did not quite nail it on her first try, and factor producers got their hands on some outtakes. >> hello, i am nancy pelosi, speaker of the international house of waffles, republicans, waffle house because their xenophobia, nancy, short for andrew, people don't talk about that. much like our economy feels like

commerce, field by hate. i hear the voices of america. they speak to me, they say come into the light carol and, we need progress and we need change and who better to do that then nancy -- joe biden. greg: all right, cat, can you believe it took nancy so many tries to get it right. kat.kat: my face is still sore,i don't know how she does it. this is not new, believe all that maybe not this person, this or that, this even happened in 2016 when hillary clinton had believe all women on her website even though she is married to someone who's been accused of sexual assault and when people started bringing that up she quietly deleted it. and i never understood the believe all, it's not like i understand the "me too" movement, it's very important,

powerful men can get away with abusing or otherwise engaging in sexual misconduct because of their power if they pick victims that do not have a kind of power, that is very important, and gardner having a conversation. i do not understand for the life of me why believe all women should ever be the slogan of anything. this is a new movement, they got to pick their own slogan, why would they set themselves up for failure one where there is obviously going to be these kinds of issues. greg: that is a good point. emily, here's another good point, donald trump was never presented as a moral beacon that when the election came up they were showing joe as a classy alternative as the orange monster. aren't they in a bind with the person that was supposed to be morally superior has a lot of dirt under those fingernails that he keeps touching people with?

emily: right and spreading the covid. right that was alyssa milano's point in her op-ed defending him where she was moving away from the believe all women to the point that it's great, here let me explain and explain why he's no longer the messiah but to me, i have not heard a whisper and he worked on violence against women act, how is that a justification for something you did not know. just because you did not know something does not mean is preposterous, there were 3 billion memes floating around the plane about this guy sniffing here and rubbing people shoulders and we all called him creepy joe, it's not like he was running a tight begin this whole time and out of left field. in terms of catch point of the believe of all women, the only thing that i hate just as much as a rat is a snake. that is nancy pelosi, i cannot imagine being an actual victim and having the nation's government most powerful women come up and say believe all women and then when it comes time for me too have her say not

only you. greg: let's talk about hillary, when i was watching the town hall i feel like she was waiting for joe, not to drop out just to drop. because she wants that job. tyrus: you know the old saying, speak of the devil and she will appear. i called this last week, did i not tell you. , why am i not up 50 points. i think what she was trying to do was to trick him into giving her the nomination and coming out for her. i think that's what she was trying to do the old switcheroo where she was there to endorse him but she thought maybe she could trick him into saying, yes of course hillary i am dorsey. and were all here tonight to endorse you. because he's not afraid of the misspeak or the misstep. greg: do you think these endorsements matter at all or

whatever you want to answer, talk about your book. [laughter] dave: as author of the book, this is something i thought about a lot i just want to clear for one thing, and the earlier segment you said you're not going to be shaking hands anymore but when we have our sleepovers you're still gonna be little spoon right. greg: that will never change. dave: okay. that is good. too specifically answer the very open-ended question you gave me there. would you say your for all women, you cannot before groups, it does not make any sense, i'm for all women, they must tell the truth, that's a saying i'm for all men, all blesse black pe must be seeing the truth in all gay people must say the truth, is patently absurd in this outer thing about biden, they got him trapped in this basement, you remember that where it they did a crossover with the files were there ejecting him with a cocktail of drugs to get him up

and he floats around, and then the next day, like this is sad, i'm with tyrus, i've been teasing this out for a while, year ago i was saying 33% hillary, i figure getting to 75%, at least not biden, maybe not necessarily hillary but i think rent 75% not biden at this point. greg: i have to wrap up but she's running the risk of a double homo legation, she has ultimate comeback that beats trauma, huge, but if she loses twice to trump, it's the worst thing ever, i can't think of anything like chevy chase talkshow or new post. kat: she'd write another book. greg: time for another break, maintain your distance but never to me. family at home or those at work, principal is by your side. we're working hard to answer your questions. like helping you understand what the recently passed

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crashed into an apartment complex. the helicopter missed the apartment building but missed part of the clubhouse as it fell to the ground, no residents were hurt, they were responding to reports of bodies floating nearby. i am ashley, now back to the greg gutfeld show, collier headlines log on to foxnews.com. ♪. greg: is this a win for general flynn, new document show top officials questioning what their goal was in interviewing the former national security advisor, this is part of the fbi russian inquiry, what is our goal, to flash admission or to get him to lie so we can prosecute him or get him fired, that machinery 2017th by federal refund and by december 7, 2017, he pled guilty to lying to the fbi.

that is great work. i wondered where these dirty filthy cops. >> these were dirty filthy cops at the top of the fbi, you know the names better than i do, they were dishonest people. greg: dishonest people which brings me too one of the agents i interviewed flynn, his name is peter strzok, you remember him from the hillary e-mail server investigation, the fbi that was texting his fbi lover about how awful trump was and then he was fired when the techs were released, that peter strzok records show stepped in to keep the flynn investigation open when it initially found a lack of derogatory information. also, he did this in front of congress,. >> already answer that question, now the gentleman from maryland. >> he already answer that question, now the gentleman from maryland, and so now the gentleman from maryland.

greg: it's one reason i did this story just to show the creepy video again and remind you, how creepy he really is. hey, emily, it is creepy isn't it, i believe that he should be exonerated and may head of the fbi, when i thought a hilarious. emily: that would be poetic justice indeed. i have to say the attorney in me is unfortunately unsurprised by their tactics and by the strategy, is a citizen in me that is not surprised by the entirety of circumstances. we've been dealing with this for years, who would actually be surprised by reading these notes and figuring out that their go goal, heaven for bid would be to investigate and see where the evidence leads them but instead it's for our nation cop to get him fired order prosecute. this is like an episode of mean girls wear their goal as an administrative action, i think what so disappointing as well is there's a lot of players in this entire thing that are running

around skipping or doing the absurd body thing that you just showed us, cracks me up. lycoming when he publicly stated the reason he's not prosecuting hillary clinton was for code that we don't use that very much anymore. so the double standard is just so apparent, where are they going to be hold accountable, hopefully moving forward. greg: tyrus, i remember three years ago for a steady two years, there was every week we were doing a show, we were promised a nightly bombshell by the left, every day was a bombshell in the morning or bombshell at night in a proof of trump's corruption and criminal imprisonment and then it turns out, all these bombshells are friendly fire that is coming back to hit the people who are predicting them. tyrus: for real, that's where rat, your surprised. greg: no. tyrus: my investigation on old

white men, i've been investigating this for over two years. greg: that is true. tyrus: welcome to the party. brothers we've been going through this forever. you go into the police department and they have a narrative. clearly he fits the description of the 5 - 1 guy whose fits the stolen car. during the stay at home, i've been watching a lot of innocent files, there's a lot of stuff going on, now you know what we go through every time you get pulled over. they don't say how are you doing, how are you driving, got a drugs in the car, see what i'm saying, narrative. it sucks, it stings, sorry you had to go through that general flynn but welcome to the dance. or pretty much every other weekend of my college career. greg: dave, it's actually an interesting point because there's a lot of liberals who would be screaming about this behavior if it was a young minority. but they're not in this case.

dave: i'm sure you see the movie edr christy, were entering a phase in america where there is simply nobody left to trust. were about a week and a half away from being told that we are supposed to water the crops with gatorade. if we don't have anyone to trust to get a lot worse. that's what most of this book speaking for yourself in an age of unreason is about. we need institutions that we can trust. joking aside, we needed fbi that we can trust, a cia that we can trust in in this regard, trump is actually getting rid of bad actors and actually that is a good thing. greg: he is actually draining the swamp. kat, my favorite part of the story, they were done by a notetaker, don't you hate people who take notes, if you were in a meeting or i was in a meeting, somebody took notes and i'm screwed or you're screwed.

kat: that is true. but again as a libertarian, i'm so shocked to hear that there is such a thing as a cop abusing their power. but obviously being sarcastic so all the republicans watching, welcome. when you say that, people say you're not supporting law enforcement, i obviously support law enforcement, i'm glad there's cops, i'm unaware of my surroundings, and barry myrtle, also lots of cop to my family. when you see the bad apple, someone abusing their power, it's so important to be very vocal about how disgusting that is, regardless of the politics or who it is because that is what keeps that power in check. so michael flynn light, not good, i cannot believe how many people are not universally up in arms, cops literally said they were not going there to investigate a crime but to try

to coerce it into committing one. that is simply the outrageous regardless of politics. greg: just a word of advice, don't put murder in your tinder. it attracts people. greg: up next and message for your pets, you don't want to miss this. make sure they are watching. nows like prescriptions are on their way. every day, all across america, we deliver for you. and we always will. there are so many toothpastes out there, which one should i use? try crest pro/active defense. it neutralizes bacteria for a healthier mouth than even the leading multi-benefit toothpaste. crest.

greg: is your nose stuffy, then stay away from fluffy. a small number of cats and dogs tested positive for covid-19 so the cdc now recommends that you social distance from your pets as well, cats should be kept inside, keep your dogs on a leash and 6 feet away from other people and animals, no tongue kissing your lizard. for more we turn to our social distancing correspondent paul.

greg: thank you paul. he deserves it. tyrus, people will social distance with their kids, their siblings, the grandparents, you have to draw the line with the pet, are you going to social distance from your fish. tyrus: how clever i knew you would bring up my fish. here's the awesome thing about fish, smart guy, they're already social distancing. i cannot cuddle with my fish because it would kill it. so we always have at least -- all the fish stay on their tank and i stand my side, you can social distance with pets, we just got a new puppy in the most annoying thing, some strangers think i see your puppy, yo, social distance, pack up, can't touch the puppy, look but don't touch, i think it's a beautiful thing, you keep people away from touching things that matter to you. we've come to understand social

distancing very specifically because i try to social distance from my family, 60, everyone backup but that does not work, keep your bubble, your pets are fine, don't let other people pet your pets which makes sense. greg: dave, i think this is impossible, look at that, you're already breaking the law, you're breaking the law, how will you coherently explain to your dogs how to social distance. he will not understand, how do you explain it to a dog to the dog brain. you train your dog to be with you. dave: cried after the show we can't come within 10 feet of each other, are you okay with that, no more skype with jasper, you cannot do that either. it is also crazy, if it was not for our dogs we don't go nuts. i'm doing the exact same thing with my dog that i always have and everyone should be loving their pets more than ever they're keeping us all happy in

the midst of this craziness. i got clyde with the lockdown, he was ou about to be put down d we saved him. greg: you always a fan of the doggy style. [laughter] greg: emily, i think he stylish preview people are disgusting when you always think about sex. tyrus: i'm taking notes. greg: please take notes. it's on tv. emily, wherever your animal goes, you're going to have to vacate and animals love to be near you, they love to sit on your lap so every time they come near you you have to move, this will never be able, you can't do this is impossible. emily: you cannot do this it's horrible, a human can articulate to them, you can explain to your sister why you're running if they're trying to approach you or embrace you the you can articulate to your pets, this is literally like torture some.

and when this whole thing started, there's an older man and i see him every day walking his little dog and he came up to me, this is a few days into the home quarantines and he said were buddies, we track at the lake, and he asked if dogs can get it and i thought the answer was no and i'm like no you're fine, 0 good i cannot imagine giving my dog hugs. and i just keep thinking about that into dave's points about the companionship and the comfort that these animals are giving so many people who are considered vulnerable especially the elderly, get out of here i'd rather die with covid with my dog and my arms. greg: who knows maybe you killed that guys dog. i hope you're happy with your terrible terrible advice. also person that you are, you're terrible. you can't get it. tyrus: she lied. greg: she lied. you can't get pregnant standing up, i heard that too.

you have a cat and a dog in the new york apartment, this is impossible. kat: it is impossible, they don't speak english. no matter what you seen in a family-friendly homeward bound the incredible journey, they do not speak english and another point is they are not really self-sufficient especially carl the puppy, if i had coronavirus it would be great advice to stay away from them, you have the risk of giving him the coronavirus, however, i will take those chances over the 100% chance that he would absolutely kill himself on accident if he was left to his own devices. it's a puppy, leave him alone for two weeks, i don't want to know what would happen if i avoided contact for two minutes. greg: you make a great point, you know pets, if you're in america speak english okay, speak english, what your problem

or go back to whatever pet country you came from, i'm tired of them coming here and not learning english, we have to take a break, time to sanitize your hands. (music)

greg: you wear the mask, they lose the top, a strip club managed to stay open by retooling itself with a carry out restaurant with one helluva drive through experience. exotic dancers at the double lounge, importantly, it's always portland, performed in the club's parking lot what customers wait for their food order, the ladies maintain safety and social distance by performing in masks and gloves behind metal railings, just like me back in the '90s when i was working my way through college. because there is a god and the strippers have been deemed as essential workers per the owner says customers love the new experience and i love the attention for innovation as well as strippers, can all businesses be improved by adding exotic dancers. strippers at a pet shop, print strippers out of jiffy lube, strippers at a strip club, probably not, this is immoral, disgusting, cute funny video of somebody on a stripper pole ♪

♪. greg: see, let that be a lesson to all of you people out there, stripping is hazardous to your health, emily, is always the northwest, remember the breece test, the bikini marie says, wasn't that washington. emily: yet totally. greg: because it rains. emily: were just awesome appear, i feel like i have a different kind of attorney then you won't think i'm but i love this, i love this so much i would rather see this all the everyday then tiktok videos of families doing their dumb dances and socks and all that crab, this all day you may have to point out that what disturbed me is the strip clubs are exempt from stimulus relief dollars, this is a legitimate

business and is ingenious, they pay taxes, they have payroll, then licensure's and they are exempt from stimulus relief dollars because of more morality because, i don't believe that, i'm for strippers everywhere. let's do it. >> the stimulus relief, end of story. >> i believe as strippers of the story ingredient makes everything interesting. let's restore animals, animals and space make it better, if you say, a carwash, boring, stripper carwash, not boring. kat: those are the only carwashes i would ever go to. this is great i love this, i hope people are really really tipping the strippers. i'm serious. from what i understand they make most of their money from tips, i

could be wrong maybe they have salaries in 401ks and great vision and dental insurance, i don't think that they do but i don't know, it's only 30 bucks for a stripper show in some food, you really have to tip them a lot, i am glad this is working, i think it's awesome but i'm shocked, i always thought the stripping was less about the booms and more about the emotional manipulation about men so either i'm wrong or these women have figured out how to emotionally manipulate men without them having to even get out of the car. greg: dave, i worry about the types of food being served, could they be scalding, if you're not wearing a lot of clothes you don't want to serve hot bacon. dave: no, that's a great point. i just want to say this is truly one of the best segments you've ever done on the show, the whole show has been great from top to bottom. but more important than any of that i want to say that it is our god-given right to drive into a strip club and have a woman pull dance in front of you and have hot wings delivered to

you and that's exactly my friend the very thesis of don't burn this book, speaking for yourself in an age of unreason. thank you and good night. greg: last word tyrus, good idea or bad idea. tyrus: a stripper at a drive-through stroke lot, hi, yes i would like a stormy daniels special just like over winfrey with ellen degeneres' personality. hold on i'm getting my wife's orders, she would like a time machine dress like keanu reeves with lou dobbs smile to go. into diet coke's, to diet cokes. phenomenal. amazing. greg: you could order specials, i finally got what you are doing. very slow. tyrus: america's not. greg: i'm all for creativity, ingenuity but safety, so self

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greg: we are out of time, thanks to dave rubin, emily compagno, cat and tyrus, i am great gutfeld, i love you america. see you guys. ore famous. [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. america is on the comeback trail. you can file. the federal stay at home restrictions just expired. half of the states have begun to re-open. 31 states are loosening the shutdowndown. malls, movie theaters and churches opening up in some states. we need to remain vigilant, stay clean and stay safe. but the crisis phase of the pandemic