warriors, a memorial day special. pete hegseth speaks with veterans who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. it starts at 10:00 p.m. eastern time tonight as we honor and remember. greg: it is true, our president takes drugs. >> hydroxychloroquine, right now. i was just waiting to see your eyes light up when i said this. when i announced this. >> i have been taken for a week and a half, every day, i take a pill every day. greg: the president did the unthinkable, he told you he was taken a drug prescribed to him by white house doctor. why, he tells us everything. in the medias brains bubbled like crack eggs on a bubbled

sidewalk. >> the present of the united states says he's taking drugs to prevent coronavirus and the fda warns is dangerous and study after study shows is useless against the virus. >> he is taking an unproven drug that medical experts warn can have harmful side effects. this is really deadly serious. it is quite dangerous. >> why does he bring up hydroxychloroquine, i don't even know these really taken. greg: that is just what they said between tokes. remember trump and not said he was taken overpriced exotic route from the rain forest that gwyneth paltrow says loosen her chap wrist. he was not licking acid often amazon fraud rescued from joe rogan's isolation tank. he took a reliable drug under the best supervision that has been around a half a century. what exactly did chris cuomo take? >> he mocked the president for this, interestingly i found this out just before coming here, hydroxychloroquine invoices and

fda approved medication with a proven track record for safety and it turns out that chris cuomo took a less safe version which the fda removed from the market in 2006 because of serious side effects including death. to have the criticism of the president. greg: she is good. cuomo is a hypocrisy machine, don't break quarantine. then he does, don't take risky meds, then he does. he accuses people not taking the virus seriously and then he does this. >> is it true that this was a swab that the nurse was actually using on you and at first it went into your nose and disappeared so in scale, this was the actual swab that was being used to fit up the double barrel shotgun that you have

mounted on the front of your pretty face. greg: he's a birthday magician on drugs. ^-caret top i know you are watching, someone broke into your crop closet, call the cops. i don't mind missing under mixing humor with news, the news has not been good for the elderly who died by the thousands under governor cuomo and what did the press do, they lionized him because of the adorable cnn routines. imagine if i pulled out a giant swab. cnn would condemn it and can difference to death. it makes you wonder when you look at chris or don lemon, what are they, news, commentary, prop comics. i do commentary, bret baier does news then we hot tub like craving beast. but cnn is a garbage salad, doing commentary is news.

as the media gushed over andy, they smeared the governor who had enough. >> we have a lot of people in your profession who whack poetically for weeks and weeks about half order was going to be just like new york, wait two weeks for the will be next, we are eight weeks away from that and has not happened. greg: i think whatever trump has is contagious, it is not corona but cojones. did you hear trump did not wear his mask briefly in michigan. some people put in perspective, except this loon. is the president no longer welcome in michigan? >> i will say speaking on behalf of my department and my office, the president is like a child who refuses to follow the rules, he is a ridiculous person and i am ashamed to have him be president of the united states of america. i hope that the voters of michigan will remember this when

november comes, he did not care enough about their safety or their welfare. greg: nice work crazy lady. now to the guy who brutalized an elderly person in a michigan nursing home, where was the care and safety and that, she freaks out about the mask but not that in her own state. nice priorities you joke. it's funny watching people like her and reporters go after trump for not wearing a mask as they are not wearing a mask either. apparently their message is more important than the presidents. meanwhile left-wing writer said this week she would vote provided, even if he ate babies. how does one respond, clearly she's not a vegan, shame on her. she can get away with saying that because it's not offensive to her peers because she said baby, she did not say black baby, gay baby, trans baby, that

would've been too far but the generic baby is okay. especially since planned parenthood got 80 million from the paycheck protection plan which was small businesses during the pandemic. how is america's largest abortion business small? i get it, their victims are. is the media concerned about trump's help, no. the media loves knowing things that you don't bo invalidates a superiority for the insecure elite class. it is why they bank at the thought of taken antimalarial pill but eat shrooms by the pound, 20 think nuclear powell under power is evil the crystal healing. the media loves to boast about the hot broadway play, you cannot get tickets to for a year, they tried to out hamilton each other, did you get tickets, gather so expensive, we got through it with a friend of a friend. they love the priest stuff, the secret stuff, the stuff they get illegally and will never share with you but trump is opposite. if you like something, he will

tell you about it, he is not above you and that is weird. the jury is out on this drug, seems useless at the in-state but may be helpful in the early phase. it's a line of defense that you'd obsessed with your doctors, not with idiots like me. you cannot buy it at gnc, it is prescribed by a doctor. not a politician. no wonder nancy is ticked. >> our president and i would rather him not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientist especially in his age group and shall we say his weight group which is morbidly obese. greg: that's a pretty good joke. now to jerry nadler or to stacy, just kidding, you can only fat shame some people. but she has game and joe biden can learn from her. >> nancy, i need new nicknames for the president.

i like president tweeting, the bird, they're both orange. >> morbidly obese. >> we need more hyphens in the their. >> still too short, i like my insults long like a handily model on. >> how about presidential obese lying russian racist soldier. >> pony soldier. that hits him, makes the hair on my leg stand up. reaching and touching. on, real quick, i'll close my eyes. >> i mean i'm in san francisco. >> san fran in the golden state bridge. hold on. gotta go that is hunter.

greg: banana should not be nailing trump for managing his own health unless she has better info than his dock. it is cute howard dean over classes go after a person taken illegal drug during the pandemic trade what if he said he loved botox and adderall, the entire press would have to quit both they would get nothing done but crying. the good news we believe life is getting good again, cases are dramatically declining in a new gallup poll shows people are happier more than a month ago. they sense good things and again, a wrinkle cream, the perspective from the misery media that you see graham horizons beyond the stretched basis. we know we've done great but were done hiding and leaving it to the media and their lies. it is time to get up, go outside and get to work. we can do this, we already have, it's pretty simple, wash your hands a lot, put on a mask a lot, don't hug strangers, protect the elderly and get to work unless you're the media. maybe you should sit this one out, you've done enough damage, have used thought about broccoli

him and up. i know someone who knows someone who could squeeze you in. greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, he could have his own wet market, author of the new book, american crusade fox and friends we can coast pete hegseth, if jokes were yokes, he would make delicious omelettes. writer and comedian michael loftis. she has marked cakes than a bad actress. host of sincerely on fox nation. kat timpf. sincerely kat timpf. he is a really good thinker, my massive sidekick on fox nation high-risk. all right, pete, why do you think the media is so upset about trump's honesty on this stuff,. >> that's a most insane opening montage of clips and statements, you have done a lot of these and a lot of great ones that one

takes the cake. you are right about that, his transparency shows that he is comfortable in his own skin whereas you laid out the elites love the privilege of the things that no one else can access across the board. the only thing that made sense and the entire clip is ron desantis who is trying to grab reporters, listen guys, in my state we did it right, i know you're showing cuomo all the time and he killed a lot of people in his nursing homes and for some reason you're obsessed with him but down here we did it right and you can cover it one time. they cannot do and yes to give a statement like that to wake him up. we are living in the end times, i don't know, bazaar times, it is insane. greg: i don't know if you have enough flags in your background so we will have to move on. greg: i don't think he loves

this country enough. michael, i love the fact that you're beginning to look like michael douglas and what was the movie. michael: falling down. greg: yes, the pandemic. i have a theory that you started cutting your hair and you kept making mistakes so you had to get lower and lower. >> that's kind of what happened. i buy clippers and i'm like i'm going for it. but now i'm in dallas and i'm doing shows and i found a barbershop. this is only done by a professional. people pay money for the. greg: why do you think of the cuomo governors enter brothers is a comedy routine. michael: they are hilarious, i don't mind the comic at all, i enjoyed the giants. i wish they would've done green screen work, i cannot get over the shot of anderson cooper. when did he turn into harry potter. he's gonna go up to trump and who cares if trump is taking hydro coxey corcoran, it's been

on the market for millionaires they make it sound like his abu drug. if you take it for lupus or malaria, you are fine, but if you don't have both the go straight to your heart and you explode. it's the same thing with coronavirus. it knows if you're at the grocery store, it knows if you're at the voting booth but it won't find you in your bedroom. greg: representative voodoo levels of hypocrisy. i loved the stevie nicks look from the rumors era, it is quite fascinating. kat: thank you. greg: what do you think of nancy pelosi fat shaming. kat: you cannot really say you're being too mean to trump because trump insults everybody but it was not about the fat shaming, it was about the general her saying she must know better than trump's doctor or what she has to say about it matters not all, i do not

understand why there's so many politicians and journalists arguing back and forth about what drug someone is or not taking for their health. in my america, that would be your own decision, whatever drug you had to take for your health or whatever drug to alter your perception of the universe, recreationally would be fine with me too. i remember the russian investigation, everybody was a lawyer, i heard the quid pro quo when i watch silence of the lambs, so i'm totally arrogant with my take on this. now we have a bunch of communication majors, all doctors, i don't understand why people are so arrogant and weighing in on this and say no i know better, you're not a doctor and also it's not your body. you brought up the fog frog looking. if trump were licking off a frog who didn't interfere his ability with his job, it's not my business. greg: it's true. i am not a doctor but i do tell people i am sometimes.

tyrus: okay, my professional opinion, do not do that. but i'm sure we can find you a certificate from the university of phoenix to give you that or we can find a division for school to go speak at and get kicked out of and possibly get an honorary doctorate. and maybe somebody on twitter land give them an honorary doctorate. i would like to say wow, cat watched another movie, she watched silence of the lambs. that is breaking news. she's only watched happy gilmore. hats off to you cat. what a great segment for me. greg: we are going to move on. up next, what is joe biden trying to say this week. we don't

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welcome to what the guy just said. i am your host bob eubanks, the rules are simple, i play a clip and what they are trying to say. here is your first one. >> we will create a new multi-manufacturing job the economy. one more time please. >> were going to create a new file based multi manufacturing job with an environment to deal with farmers and on the benefits of changing the economy. greg: what was biden trying to say? kat: i watch that five times, i absolutely have noisier. and the way he is trying to do is not that hard. he basically does not have to go anywhere, he does not have to hop and make sure he gets on the flight and go talk to the vote

voters, i just wish i were old enough to run for president right now, i'll remind you again i'm young and i'll have my eggs may be scrambling but i have a good ten to 12 years, i could get pregnant and include the ones that i have medically done. it should not be that hard if you don't have to leave your house. you can appear coherent and presentable from the waist up, ten seconds a week. the whole team, you have millions of dollars in resources, i don't think i've ever been so drunk where i cannot do it. greg: i would say he has the internet at his fingertips but he does not know what the internet is or his fingertips. tyrus, when you think he meant, have you been following what he recently said? tyrus: you would not be white if you did not ask me that

question. i'm going to be real with you, that was a realist thing biden has said this entire campaign. sleepy joe woke up for a minute, that was the last we will ever see of him awake. he will not be allowed to do that going forward, all of his speeches will be a picture of him in some soft music and somebody reading his statement, he will not be allowed to talk amongst himself, the basement walked around the outside, i have an issue of what he said, i'm just saying it is a wrap. joe is supposed to do what they tell him to do because he didn't interview and he kept it real, he got passionate and he said what is on his mind and i'm cool with it. greg: he lost the privileges, what is he trying to say in the

earlier clip. pete: bio based multi fracturing, that sounds pretty legit. i don't know that we know what it is. but it could be something pretty awesome like a sustainable multi factory and he definitely goes into the basement and listens to the record player with his sweater on and it's old-fashioned. if i have a hit that i want to do well, i should've done it for the show because i'm underperforming. i write my notes down and i take them under the camera and then i know exactly what i'm going to say and you don't know that i'm reading my notes, the fact that he hasn't figured that out yet. >> he intensively coached. tyrus: he's not allowed on writing utensils. greg: michael, what did you make of his comment. michael: i think what he wants to do is come up with multiple

ways to turn farm implements into energy. i think that was apparent. to anyone. this is terrifying. if joe biden, if this is a boxing match, you would be like turn it off. it is horrible. this is him functioning, this is is a game, he cannot run a skype meeting on his best day, what happens at 3:00 a.m. when he is startled. [laughter] i can't even imagine. greg: only way to solve this is the ash joe biden himself, joe, what were you trying to say? >> what i was saying, it is 2016, it's time to get this thing done, but the cowboys and aliens together, all the farmers are coming up, bio based, tarina source rex for the rocketship, it's an economic road trip for

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not real crimes. take the gym owners in new jersey who defined the state mandate and reopened on monday, socially distancing the equipment and all. the police gave them warnings and a fine and the member was arrested in the gym defined the orders. they had the gym closed down by the board of health. >> all of these messages on the wall from the health department were put on and never stepping inside and taking a look at the facilities, we've been shut down by the health department and it is a scare tactic, we have our lawyers, they have been on it since 6:00 a.m. and our plan is to handle and reopen tomorrow. greg: they did reopened friday. elsewhere, new york mayor and halloween costume, bill de blasio announced that new york beaches would not open memorial day weekend, meaning you can walk on the beach but no swimming. if you try to swim, the strong-arm was waiting for you.

behold, the stalin of sand. >> the nypd will be out, the parks department, first and foremost to help take everyone remember, don't go in the water, not supposed to go in the water, it's a dangerous situation to go in the water when there is not lifeguards present. it will be a constant reminder and everyone tries to get in the water, they will be taken out of the water. greg: no lifeguards, makes me want to install above ground pool right above him. in michigan barbers gave free haircuts outside the state capital to protest the stay-at-home orders, somewhere mask and kept 6 feet apart and some didn't. police handed out citations for the disorderly contact for those not obeying the rules for giving some videos to haircut. under normal circumstances is perfectly legal and is becoming essential because were starting to look like this.

greg: i kind of like that hairstyle. it looks good on that kid. i think i should go to you center having her problems. what do you make of this, a lot of these businesses are different it what do you make of it? michael: has to be on a case-by-case basis. who knew the hair salon people were the brave ones and that's who is going to lead us out of this darkness and i'm staying inside, i'm scared like the hair salon lady in texas, that is who i want with me in a foxhole, if it really goes down, for invaded, i will hang out with the hairdresser. i will fight for my freedom and i'm going to look fantastic. greg: it's like the businesses of the strip malls with the

clever hair names like american hairline. that's only when i come up with. michael: they should break the division by strip malls. you have the nail salon lady, the hair salon, the kung fu guy. greg: that's all there is. tyrus, are the politicians treating them like children or do they have a good point? tyrus: they are definitely treating citizens like children. it is a case-by-case, i think you need to treat jim's just like your smoking cigarettes. you know what the ramifications could be if you were to smoke you could get something, if you go workout in the gym and there's a chance you might come in contact with coronavirus. if you take precautions and willing to walk in the door of the facility it means you understand what's going on. i think that is what needs to happen for a lot of things, if

you talk about her silence in nail salons, they have most of the cleaning products. they work hard to keep their stores clean, gyms have towels to wipe down. if i go to get my nails done or a go to get my hair done or i go get my weight lift on, i know the risks and i'm chancing to take that and it's just like swimming in the ocean, their sharks in the water, things could happen but i'm willing to take the risk. and i think they should be allowed to do that. >> they are regulatory laws that force cops that they don't want to enforce. it's against the law to sell loose cigarettes, that led to eric gardner getting choked out by a cop who did not want to wrestle him for a cigarette. i fear when we start cuffing people for doing regular things it will lead to chaos, violence and destruction, you cannot cuff people for going to jim but cops don't want to do that but they end up having to. kat: i don't like the narrative surrounding it, if you are somebody out there or saying hey

i would like to open the salon, you're a selfish jerk, everyone is going to die in you only care about your hair. it's like when people say just stay home, that is so offensive, what they're really saying is just completely give up destroying your business that you worked so hard and sacrifice for. just completely get away from the need that we have for humans at times. there are people that are losing everything, there are people who are unemployed, there are people in complete isolation and have not seen anyone at all for going on three months now. there is a narrative that we will arrest these people and their so bad for going out and trying to do their job, it's not about i want to get my hair done in my nails done. i do but i have friends of small businesses that have sacrificed

so much and work really hard. they don't know if the offer be able to reopen again under this. if we say just a home, that is so offensive you don't know what you're saying when you say that. greg: the people saying stay home are the people in our business because of her getting paid. we are getting paid for this. michael: i can be at home doing makeup in my office and during the greg gutfeld show but the reality is i spent time with ian smith the guy who runs the gym in new jersey i was live on the scene he is one of the most hard-working decent respectful responsible people you have ever met in governor murphy like any other governor is using all the power at his disposal. i don't do a lot of breaking news on the show, murphy just filed in order to shut down the gym on a health violation. they have never been inside the gym and the larger point which tyrus just said, if you don't want to go, you do not have to go. it is the massive caveat over the entire thing.

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greg: i could watch that for hours. how different is that then what i wear on the weekends. okay, meanwhile a designer new orleans created a mask with a flap that he has never taken off design post, will masks ever go away? their appeal, the trans-siberian orchestra or are they here to stay like the trans-siberian orchestra. how do you flirt and half of your face is covered, teenage boys tell their friends about the first time they unhooked the girls mask with one hand. how would my cats react when they see their face. [laughter] that was just cruel. tyrus, that edible opening mask or whatever, that scares the

crab out of me, how about you. tyrus: what scares me is watching the poor man tried to eat. wow, nobody can jump in and get him a spoon. that was brutal. i don't have that problem, whenever i put a mask on, people get out of my way. everybody clears out, i never have to worry about more than 6 feet social distancing when i.e. honestly the invention was great, i appreciate the idea, if you just like that, you can eat. are we taking crazy pills, is this where were at. greg: i think so, i don't know. i can't ask kat this question because she is too young. i'll go to michael. kat: i am young that's why don't want to wear the mask, i still have a couple more years of being hot without needing surgery. in the future i can save money

only doing the botox and the fillers on half of my face. i love it but not yet. too young. greg: that is true. why waste the precious years on my young face. michael: gold dust woman. greg: i have a great question for you, we are going to have to redo the basis, remember first base was kissing, now first base is going to be removing the mask which means we might have to scrap baseball and go to football where you have four downs and a touchdown or maybe we do bowling weathers ten strikes, i don't know. michael: i like football, that we like first down you get the mask off, second down. [laughter] i went for extra points, you went for extra points on this first day, i called an audible, she was into it. greg: it's amazing is destroying

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were not sure if antibodies mean virus immunity. that's why some people go back to their exes, they reach out to the x during isolation because loneliness makes you do weird things. quarantine may make you remember your ex like this. when in reality is more like this. greg: i prefer that. oh god help me. kat, do you really think saying that you have the coronavirus is going to stop anyone from dating a person who is hot, if halle berry just asked me out and you die of corona, do you think they will actually say no. tyrus.kat: especially not now, e getting desperate and you start to think that you really miss things more than you do.

lately i found myself missing going to brunch. because i have it in my head that i'm sitting there and i have a sundress on and i'm sipping champagne, i am sitting there in my sweatpants, i wish i were dead, miserable, eating overpriced eggs benedict and chugging the bottomless mimosas to try to numb the pain, i have 19 and i'm still sober, they're still water down in a bunch of drunk kids, i'm like so why are you so drunk, did you take molly before you got here, it's god's day, sunday i want to go home. people say absence makes the heart grow fonder. what they need is absence makes you dumb. it allows you to delude yourself when you are alone in getting desperate. many have spent so much time alone. you will think you want things that you don't want. greg: absent makes my heart grow

fonder. i don't know why said that. michael: i was going to yield the balance of my time back to kat. it is like being on deployment, anybody in the military overseas and the stories get bigger and bigger, everything is more amazing back home. everything is amplified in your standard, they dropped quickly over time and everything back home is amazing and you get home and you realize, it's just like it was except maybe a little worse. >> except for the movie when the guy comes home and you don't like it. maybe that's what it was. or was it benji too? tyrus i am confused by the movies that i see. tyrus: am glad you said confused doctor greg. because you would've told halle berry no because you're halfway married man. i think i can speak for pete and myself, there is no reason to ever look in the rearview mirror

when our future is so bright and were so happy with where we are now with our wives that we are all smiles. i don't have time to look back. i never look back. i am living in the now. halle berry, d train left station. it is occupied, lovely. greg: tyrus i have been saying it to her for the last five years but she keeps texting me. it's either halle berry. tyrus: you keep saying the doctor. greg: it was fred barry. he is dead. i love him. tyrus: i am out. last word to michael. michael: if you are single, go big or go home don't say you have the antibody, say you have the cure. if you have with me, you will be cured, that's what i would be selling. a big shout out. kat: when i was 23 it's a yes

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you, america. ♪ jon: memorial day weekend in the middle of a pandemic. the holiday presenting new challenges for states who are working on reopening their economies while keeping people safe. good evening, i'm john scott. this is "the fox report". -- good evening, i'm jon scott. and this is "the fox report". president trump playing golf today ahead of tomorrow's annual wreath-laying ceremony at arlington national cemetery. many americans are spending the weekend at the beach or the park, sparking concerns from some health officials who are reminding everyone to remain vigilant on social distancing. this as the u.s. closes in on the grim milestone of 100,000 deaths from the virus. more than 350,000 people have