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to help feed those who now need our help. its all part of our commitment to our communities through subaru loves to help. love, it's what makes subaru, subaru. >> tucker: good evening and >> tucker: good evening and happy memorial day weekend. we hope you are enjoying with your family despite the circumstances we are living under. we know this time has been stressful, and we can all use a little news. so tonight a full hour of "final exam", and we will be live right back here tomorrowon night. welcome to a special final exam edition of "tucker carlson tonight." every week usually on thursdays we welcome the sharpest people we know to come on the show, to cast their medal and prove their mastery of strange and obscure news. everything that happened in the proceeding of the seven days. tonight we will visit some of the most memorable "final exam"
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segments. our fox colleague greg gutfeld with "the five" cohost jesse watters, some eaten with a comb. we want to address directly the unsubstantiated allegation present on mr. gutfeld's t-shirt. the judges and we will not weige in one way or another on this. they will say you will not deduct points preemptively for the insult that you have thrown at mr. watters so we will leave it at that. >> fake news, tucker, fake newsr >> i was actually having the rematch with dana. >> tucker: you guys know the rules. so i will be repeating for the viewers let's tune in to the real jeopardy. hands-on buzzers.
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and the first one to answer the question, you must wait until i finish asking before you answer. the answer you can acknowledge by saying your name. correct one point, if wrong, you lose a point and best-of-fiveve wins. journalism math, simple, you guys ready? all right let's get started, question number one, which television billionaire named after a biblical figure lost $50 million on a weight watchers investment after fewer people signed up for its diet? >> jesse: oprah winfrey. >> tucker: jesse, winfrey. >> greg: you know he hit it before the question was answered. >> tucker: you guys are in the metropolis, the buzzer counts is what they say. was it oprah winfrey? >> oprah is losing after weight watchers stock plunges. oprah owns the company, which blamed for the stock dropped. i hope you did not pay us for an evaluation.
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>> tucker: by the way, can i ask you, did you know that oprah was a biblical name? >> jesse: i didn't know that. >> tucker: it is harpo spelled backwards. and the famous studio. >> greg: it is a word in the old testament. >> jesse: very brutal 30 brothers. >> tucker: hands-on buzzers, wait until you get the options. the president's working lunch with dictator with an interesting menu. the dessert consisted of a certain vegetable in a light sugary syrup.. a, green beans, b, wood-eared mushrooms or c, chinese water chestnuts? >> greg: the mushrooms. >> tucker: wood-eared mushrooms and it sounds repulsive but wood-eared mushrooms. >> listen at this a for the finish, the traditional loadeds seeds and mushrooms in light f
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sugary syrup. >> tucker: that is repulsive. how did you know that? >> greg: i'm actually a chef. i cook almost every night for the children. you know i go down to the orphanage and i cook. i'm a selfless human being.. >> tucker: question three, multiple choice. 2020 amy klobuchar in minnesota in the news for strange behavior while dealing with the staff. one former aide recalls a time he witnessed the senator eating salad with which unusual item? a, a pair of scissors, b, a comb oratal c, her bare hands? greg. >> greg: comb. >> tucker: was it a comb? >> "the new york times" amy klobuchar berated a staff member back in 2008 for failing to bring a fork with her saladad
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and amy klobuchar ate with a comb from her bag and handed to her aid and told him to clean it. >> greg: tucker, do you know the collusion story and amy klobuchar have in common? >> tucker: what? >> greg: dirty comey. >> tucker: i swear to god. question four, which loud member of congress used to be a bartender is now featured as aes sword wielding superhero in a cringe inducing comic book? >> greg: aoc. >> tucker: could you be more specific? >> greg: alexandria ocasio-cortez. >> tucker: was it aoc? >> it's a bird, it's a plane, it is aoc. new york congressman is the start of comic book sapphire. alexandria ocasio-cortez and the freshman four. one cover shows the specialist with a sword and superwoman style outfit with the caption
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"new party, who 'dis?" >> tucker: we have two notes from your judges: keep hands on buzzers and the final question is two points. and we are grading on a curve. i don't make a decision here. i am a marionette controlled by the authorities in new york. >> greg: you changed the rules! >> tucker: i'm telling you, i do what i'm told. and by the way. >> greg: you never do this! >> tucker: never apologize, never explain, therefore, i won't. if you wish your beer tasted like marshmallows you are in luck. virginia is celebrating a beer which tastes like which sugary breakfast cereal? >> greg: lucky charms. >> jesse: i knew that! >> greg: i crushed you like a bug! >> tucker: crushed it like a bug. >> lucky charms favorite beer. it is made of toasted marshmallows and fruity hops.
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if you drink enough of them coming you might see a leprechaun too. >> tucker: greg, you are impressive and i will give you the next time i see you, you will face off against a jeopardy champion. good luck. >> greg: you keep promising me that mug.ke >> jesse: i knew the answer. >> tucker: that was not greg gutfeld's only victory. during his match with dana perino, he achieved rare distinction of being the only "final exam" champion with zero points. >> tucker: all right, question one, here it is, if elected in november 2020, bernie sanders would be the oldest president in americaned history. how old will he be on inauguration day? >> dana: 77. you are right, i did cheat. >> tucker: unfortunately, i can't hear you, but only the judges yelling in my ear so it goes to greg.
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>> dana: but he didn't know the answer. >> greg: i would say 80. >> dana: 77. >> tucker: okay, so greg gets the answer, you are saying 80, greg? >> greg: i already won, i'm not answering. >> tucker: no, you have to answer the question. >> greg: talk to my lawyer! >> dana: say the answer. >> tucker: 77. all right, we will go to the tape. is it 77? >> he will be 79. >> greg: oh, no! no, no, no, we are not doing this anymore! this happened last time. >> tucker: so you thought you were better.r. >> dana: he's 77 now. >> greg: that was a total set up. last time she was reading on the teleprompter. >> tucker: i'm sure that was the judge. i don't think anyone believes that dana perino would do that. >> greg: your questions are too long, tucker. >> tucker: it is multiple-choice so make sure you hear the options before answering. 2020 hopeful kirsten gillibrand had a campaign event in iowa at
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a bar this week. her speech was interrupted when a woman pushed past her on a mission to find which condiment? was it a, hot sauce, b, ranch dressing, or c, dana perino's famous queso? dana perino. >> dana: it is b, ranch dressing. >> tucker: is it b, ranch dressing? >> sorry, i just want to get the ranch. [laughter] >> dana: just want some ranch like everybody. >> greg: nobody's going to go for dana's queso. >> tucker: that was my guess. you never know on a gillibrand campaign event. question three, a democratic congress woman became a bit of a laughing stock in digital world yesterday on twitter. this congressman bragged to his followers he walked in an entire extra block to get his coffee. an effort to boycott trump's
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tower. who was it? greg gutfeld. >> greg: swalwell. >> dana: are you going to give that to him? >> greg: mocking his name, swalwell.ng >> tucker: let's see if your answer matches the tape. >> all right, eric swalwell swalwell a democratic candidate. a political statement with this, it is snowing in new york, i need coffee. the closest cafe is inside the trump tower. this is me walking to the alternative. >> tucker: they are giving it to you. >> greg: i was mocking his name. >> dana: they are trying to appease you. >> tucker: i think you are back to zero. >> greg: story of my life. >> tucker: question four, if you look up at the night sky this weekend and you live in new york city, for example, you ly have seen a lunar -- lunar spectacle. the moon was extra bright because thousands of miles
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closer to the earth m than it normally is. there is a name for this event and the hint is it has to do with winter weather. >> dana: [laughter]sk >> tucker: if you were to look outside of your apartment. >> greg: i don't do that. i sit in a dark room and listen to death metal. >> tucker: dana. >> dana: it's not a harvest moon. >> tucker: she said it's not a harvest moon. what is your answer? >> dana: i said lunar moon, but it does not make sense. >> tucker: lunar moon would be redundant, but it might still be the answer. we will find out. >> a super snow moon. c.j. is wrapped watching this. it is called super c.j. because the moon is at its closest to earth right now and it's full. february's full moon known as the snow moon because many
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associated the month with having snowfall. [buzzer sounds] >> tucker: the statisticians in the control room saying first-ever 0-0 final. so we are going to sudden death with no points on the board. >> dana: sudden death might just be his, okay. >> tucker: the final questionn multiple choice, but you have to wait until i finish asking it. a statue of abraham lincoln has become popular online because of its unusual depiction of our 16th president. what is so strange about this particular lincoln? is it a,at he's young and shirtless, b, he's holding a kitten, c, he's on rollerblades. >> dana: okay. i have no idea. i have not seen the it or anything, but he was a big animal rights activists actually for his time. so i will go with b, holding a kitten. >> tucker: was abraham lincoln holding a kitten in the statue in california? >> reminder that the los angeles
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federal courthouse has a statue of abraham lincoln where he is a shirtless, young stud, suggestively tugging at his waistband and "sports illustrated" swimsuit model and abraham lincoln like you've never seen them before. >> greg: so i won with a score of zero, tucker. >> tucker: this is the lowest score in the history. >> greg: and we have little scores. >> dana: we have little scores. >> tucker: the "final exam" continues and the most observed history of the game including barbra streisand cloning her dogs, stay tuned. ♪
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>> tucker: welcome back to special "final exam" edition of "tucker carlson tonight." our goal is to ask about each weeks weird and unusual news and after almost two years, that has given us a lot of strange questions. tonight we remember the strangest of all. we are going to begin with multiple-choice question. in a marketing move, a brilliant or insane one fast food chain is selling fire logs that make your whole ohmic whole house smell like their food. is it a, burger king, b, kfc, or see domino's? >> tucker: you are definitive it is b, kfc. if you are looking to kick star? your christmas season, get yourself one of these, this is the kfc 11 herbs and spices. and you can put it in your fireplace and it smells like fried chicken, for real.
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>> tucker: it smells like your car in college. [laughter] now, we are going to question four and i will warn you,ik this is legitimately tough question. i have no idea the answer so i will throw it at you. question four is multiple-choice. san antonio aquarium is the scene of the story. three people arrested there this week when caught on tape using a baby stroller to steal what kind of animal? was it a, a penguin, b, a tortoise, c, a shark? >> adam: it is a c, a shark. >> tucker: you can't put a shark and a baby stroller. was it indeed a shark says adam? >> fish snappers grab the shark by the table, wrapped in a wet blanket, placed in a bucket and tucked the bucket in a stroller within hours, the stolen shark put up for sale on facebook. >> tucker: holy smokes, can't
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believe you knew that. it is 2-2. a technician working at a corpus christi bank and taxes yesterday had to be rescued by the police after accidentally locked himself inside what? for two hours? >> adam: the atm machine. >> janice: [laughter] how did you know that? >> we can hear a little voice coming from the machine. and somebody is stuck in the atm machine. >> tucker: unbelievable. >> janice: how did you know that? >> adam: that is the craziest story. people were going to the atm anl a man inside sending notes that said hey, i'm stuck in the atm. let me out. >> tucker: what would you think if you got that note? >> adam: i think it would take my credit card and skim it, ifhonestly. >> tucker: i would think it is an inside job. [laughter] "final exam," a seafood restaurant in maine wanted to show compassion to the lobsters they are about to boil. before going into the pot, the
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lobsters are given what to relax? shannon bream? >> shannon: marijuana smoke. >> tucker: no way. >> shannon: like a brownie. >> tucker: marijuana smoke on the lobsters. >> a seafood lobster in maine is getting lobsters a stoned. and freaked out by boiling water, the lobsters od on chex party mix. >> tucker: wow, there is something kind of evil about that. >> shannon: i know. are they happy when they go bye-bye? >> katie: they don't know what is happening. >> tucker: did you know that you can cloned your pets and barbra streisand revealed she cloned her favorite dog named samantha. what is the going rate for dog cloning? is it $50,000, $500,000, or $1 million? ed henry?
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50,000 said ed that would be dog homer. to the tape. >> she cloned her dogs, miss violet and miss scarlett are cloned of the late dog samantha who passed on last year fore. $50,000. >> ed: i didn't hear that. >> tucker: if you have a pet cloning question, ed henry. and brockworth, england, competed in an unusual competitive tradition. participants rolled themselves u down a steep hill and a race to catch a rolling piece of what type of food? greg jenkins? cheese. >> tucker: cheese? >> greg: cheese. >> tucker: to the tape we go. >> these people, cheese them all the cheese is rollingo. down 70 miles an hour. there is a winner and he didn't even win money but just cheese. >> worth it. >> tucker:e fox news reporter, you are up on the cheese stories.
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>> katie: i don't know the international business. >> tucker: there is no foreign policy on "the exam." final question, this is the weirdest question we have ever asked in "final exam." there is a video of a bear, not a tame bear but if there is such a thing, a wildioam bear hanging around the internet. shows the bear relaxing in the hot tub drinking tequila-based cocktail. which cocktail was the bear drinking? mike emanuel. >> mike: margarita? >> tucker: come on, now, was it a margarita? >> a wild bear takes a dip in a hot tub and steals a man's margarita. how dare you! >> tucker: the weirder the question gets, the more you want to answer correctly. >> mike: i know food and drink. >> tucker: in 2019 our "final exam" hall of fame added a second person, a genius who lived among us all these years without us knowing. we will remember her 11 astonishing victories as our
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special continues next. ♪
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♪ >> from america's news headquarters on memorial day, jackie ibanez, and back-to-back memorial day appearances. the president honored the nations falling at the national arlington ceremony in front of the tomb of the unknown soldier. just a few days ago the daily increase and popped up cases. meanwhile, nationally as people stay home to fight covid-19 in their cars remained parked for long period of time. from january 1st to mid-may, jumping 63 percent in new york and nearly 70 percent in los angeles. that's compared to the same period last year. it is a low risk crime with a potentially high reward. i'm jackie ibanez, now back to
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"tucker carlson tonight" tonight for all of your headlines, log onto foxnews.com. watching the most powerful name in news. >> tucker: welcome back to our "tucker carlson tonight" "final exam" special. 2019 brought us new time final champion lauren blanchard is her name. she faced 11 different opponents. she vanquished every single one of them but eventually had no chance to induct her alongside shannon bream inside the hall of fame. so we look back at the 11 who were buried by blanchard. >> tucker: by order of the national game show, in billings montana, we must begin this quiz with animal pressure. the most expensive bird ever sold at auction was purchased this week for an amazing $1.4 million. what kind of bird wasur it? >> how do you know that? >> lauren: it is armando the pigeon. >> tucker: it is armando the pigeon. >> one person knows that in this country and it isn't lauren,
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let's see if she is right. >> lauren: did you know pigeons are actually expensive? racing pigeon was sold for a world record $1.4 million. [laughter] before this story i would have have believed you if you said the world record price was $6. [laughter] >> carley: i am kicking myself. >> tucker: i have the answers on my card and armando is not even on there. so we will just assume. universal music has just announced the most streamed song of the 20th century with 1.6 billion streams is a, "bohemian rhapsody" by queen, "thriller" by michael jackson which is b, or c, elton john's "candle in the wind." >> lauren: "bohemian rhapsody." >> you have to sing it if that's your answer.au >> tucker: lauren says it's
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"bohemian rhapsody," is it? >> "bohemian rhapsody" is an extreme classicc rock song from the 20th century but also a surge in neck injuries from middle-age headbangers singing the song in their cars. ♪ >> tucker: per the mandate of the national game commission, this must be an animal question and therefore it is. tension was high at tuesday sugar bowl between the texas longhorns and the georgia bulldogs. the mascot for the texas team alive 1800 pounds tiered chargel the mascot for the georgia team. what kind of animal is them georgia mascot? holy smokes, lauren. >> lauren: the georgia bulldogs? >> tucker: was the answer in the question to the tape? >> before the sugar both the texas longhorns 1800-pound
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mascot charging georgia's bulldogs after breaking out of its pen. nobody was hurt though, but also a bit of a scary situation. >> tucker: lauren blanchard, highest score ever achieved on the show. i don't judge you for a second congressman i would have the exact same score because she is absolutely unbeatable. in a tense back and forth at the white house, kellyanne conway called the cable news reporter a smartass. who was at reporter? >> lauren:he jim acosta. >> tucker: is that how you pronounce it? jim acosta? >> i almost fell offr: my chair, okay, kellyanne conway owning jim acosta. >> make sure that goes viral. by the way, this is one of the t only people around here that gives you the time of day. and let me just get back in your face because you are such a smartass, and i know you want this to go viral. a lot of people don't like you. >> tucker: which former governor caused chaos and alaska airlines flight when he stole someone's seat in first class and refused to go back to his
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actual seat in economy? lauren blanchard. >> lauren: ohio's john kasich. >> tucker: i don't know he is such a good person and says that a lot. was it john kasich? >> i love that animation. "villain of the day", ati republican, a friend of mine in many ways, multiple times on the show, accused of some very rude in-flight antics and according to a passenger on american airlines, ohio governor kasich stole his first class seat and after refusing to be downgraded to economy when bumped out a first class to make room for a pilot. she had to take another flight. that's kind of mean. i expect more out of you, john. [laughter] >> tucker: wild video out of australia shows a man paragliding across the countryside. when he finally hits the ground, he is violently attacked by what? lauren blanchard. >> lauren: kangaroo. >> tucker: kangaroo.
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it would make sense. probably not a koala bear. kangaroo. >> a man spent two hours paragliding across australian, but the real danger came after jonathan bishop landed safely on the ground. >> oh, my gosh, there it is. he can't do anything. like you are stuck. >> bishop was punched twice by the kangaroos before they both bounced away. >> tucker: lauren blanchard there is not a fact you don't know or a viral video that you haven't seen. not a single piece of minutia about american life that youe haven't totally internalized. raymond, there is no shame in where you are tonight. road workers were called to repair a sink hole in the street. when they arrived on the scene they realized it wasn't a sinkhole at all but a 50-yard underground tunnel heading towards what? lauren. >> lauren: a bank. >> tucker: you are ridiculous. it wasn't a bank. >> a tunnel discovered leading
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towards a bank. a tunnel at least 50 yards long near the entrance, a generator, a rope, and a wagon. the tunnel leading right to a chase bank nearby. a mysterious tunnel. >> the suspect. >> tucker: when i say you are in the wrong business, you should be a jeopardy player. lauren, you know what, there is no shame in losing to her. there is no way i could beat her. >> she is just too good. >> tucker: an avocado-free american. a mcdonald's pickle burger and an all-time favorite final exam, this one between melissa francis and lisa boothe as our special continues.
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♪ >> tucker: you can count on "final exam" to be interesting but thanks to deadly glaciers and robots the matchup between show regulars lisa boothe and melissa francis was more interesting than most. >> tucker: we are going to start. msnbc is concerned about the president's threat to shut down the southern border but not forb the reasons you think. the panic over a possible shortage of which fruit? >> lisa: avocados. the big crisis, tucker, take it seriously. >> tucker: a guacamole crisis. >> the u.s. listen to this would run out of avocados in three weeks for president trump shuts down the border of mexico. >> three weeks before avocados run t out. >> the united states would run out of avocados in three weeks. >> lisa: come on, melissa, give me some credit. >> tucker: we need american supply of avocados.
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>> melissa: 50% comes fromrn california. the other smart comes from peru. >> tucker: are you listening to this? how did you lose that? >> lisa: i knew it was avocados, tucker. i am ready with a buzzer at this time. >> tucker: you have to wait until you hear all the potential answers. >> lisa: okay i have to be patient. >> tucker: wild new video onyo the internet shows tourist running for their lives as a glacier sends a giant wave crashing to the shore.e. which country did this take place? was it a norway, b new zealand or c iceland?th >> melissa: iceland! be when was it iceland? i don't know the answer to this. but was it iceland? >> you are going to see nature's power send a group of tourist in iceland running! that is a glacier tumbling down sending the tour sprinting for theirurf lives. >> wow you know what that is called? >> tucker: what percentage of american avocados consumption
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comes from peru? >> melissa: like 2%? >> tucker: this requires two answers. congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez, complains a lot but this week food. an item at laguardia airport in new york which was too expensive she said but what food was she complaining about, and how much did she say it cost? francis. >> melissa: croissant, $7. >> tucker: $7 croissant? >> lisa: she bought it. i don't know i wouldn't buy a $7 croissant. >> tucker: was it $7 croissant?
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>> congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez is demanding more dough. here is what she tweeted "croissants at laguardia going for $7 apiece, yet some people think the whole hour of dedicated labor for $15 is too expensive. republican senator ted cruz tweeted back, oh the humanity. >> lisa: i knew that one. >> melissa: it's a draw. >> tucker: man, you both are on this. >> we should not worry about it. the most important -- >> tucker: of course, there is a prize but i will not tell you what it is. you will find out, question four multiple choice. engineering company boston with a creepy new robots and all robots are creepy by the way that resembles a bird. this can stack boxes and move around the warehouse by itself. what type of bird does the robot look like?t don't answer, a, a penguin, b, ostrich, or c, flamingo? what is it? >> melissa: b, ostrich. >> tucker: is an ostrich
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robot? ♪ >> lisa: i can't even tell what that is.t >> melissa: boston dynamics. remember last time it was a creepy dog? ♪ >> tucker: okay, for no points i want to ask you this. will that robot make our lives better? no, you are right. you don't get points, but you deserve it, i know, it is true but you have the right answer. final question. two point question for today's the daily double. some customers at mcdonald's over this week were angry that the restaurant introduced a usbrand-new burger on april 1st and then admitted it was april fools prank. what was the name of the strange new mcdonald's burger? >> melissa: this is my favorite story of the week. mcpickle.
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>> tucker: mcpickle? that's not a burger. >> melissa: it was a burger made of pickles, andnd we thougt about doing it on the 4:00 p.m. show after the bell. >> tucker: i watched it anyway. >> so customers going after it, the mcpickle burger in australia, they wanted on the menu for real. >> tucker: but guys, why didn't you do that story? i think we blabbed it on another segment so we ran out of time. [laughter] that was so good. that was all of our pickers for the week. that is basically what we do after the bell. i shouldn't be allowed to drink anymore. basically what we like to do at 4:00 p.m.al >> tucker: so you just won the coveted erik wemple mug from jeff bezos' website who camehe n the show once and loved it as you can tell. this is for your morning coffee.
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>> melissa: thank so much, wow! >> tucker: we will have him sign it at some point or his wife or whatever. >> melissa: i'm going to give you the mug. >> tucker: i know it isn't attractive, but it is still a prize. >> tucker: as you saw greg gutfeld won his final share of "final exam." so we decided to put him to a challenge with a real-life jeopardy challenge. that is next after our special "final exam" continues. "final exam" continues. ♪ they have businesses to grow customers to care for lives to get home to they use stamps.com print discounted postage for any letter any package any time right from your computer all the amazing services of the post office only cheaper get our special tv offer a 4-week trial plus postage and a digital scale go to stamps.com/tv and never go to the post office again!
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♪ >> tucker: after greg gutfeld's "final exam" victory we decided to expose him to a bigger challenge. so instead of news personality we put him against a 12 time jeopardy champion austin rogers. here is what happened next. >> greg: i'm already going to lose. >> tucker: you never know, >> greg: stop it, tucker. this guy is really smart. i actually watched his segment. he's really smart. we will see how smart he is.
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>> tucker: question one, cory booker, senator from new jersey democratic presidential candidate was asked the other day in an interview, how margaritas were made. what kind of alcohol was used. what very wrong answer did he give? >> greg: vodka! >> tucker: greg gutfeld. >> greg: vodka. i said it. >> tucker: oh, you said it, i'm sorry. >> greg: what is wrong with you? >> tucker: vodka isn't used in a margarita. did he really say that? >> greg: yes. >> a margarita is a fruit and there is ice and there is vodka. [laughter] >> tucker: he is wrong but you were right. you are one up. >> greg: but not for long. >> tucker: [laughter] and by the way after winning that money, you are tending bar. >> austin: why wouldn't i? i get to hang out with my o friends and make money for it. >> greg: i admire that.
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>> tucker: good for you, good for you. >> greg: you can't retire in $400,000. >> austin: three blocks from here. >> tucker: what is the bar called? >> greg: i used toap drink there. it is a part. i used to go there all the time. it is the best thing happening on the block. >> tucker: question two, the national game show commission demand this multiple-choice question about food. president trump just rolled out another fast food spread at the white house this time for the north dakota state football team. it wasn't just mcdonald's. the players also had food from which chain? was it a, taco bell, b, arby's, or c chick-fil-a? >> greg: chick-fil-a. chick-fil-a. >> tucker: is it chick-fil-a? >> chick-fil-a they say? chick-fil-a. [laughter] we could have had chefs but we got fast food.ic because i know you people very well. [laughter] >> tucker: there you go,
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chick-fil-a. i'm impressed. all right.t. they don't have these questions. question three. >> greg: these are so easy that you're not used to it. >> tucker: that is exactly right. >> greg: these are so , tucker. >> austin: like the battle of -- >> greg: exactly. >> austin: may be a book or something that people should read. >> greg: don't do that. >> tucker: i'm sorry, this is cable news. question three, which 2020 candidate admitted this week that he smoked weed a few times, but gave up when it caused him to cough? who is that? >> greg: bernie sanders. >> tucker: bernie sanders. was it really bernie sanders that is disappointing. >> a few times. it didn't do a whole lot for me and i nearly coughed my brains out. it's not my cup of tea. >> tucker:pot, i went to the hospital.ke
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>> tucker: you oded. our producers are saying and this is part of an ongoing effort to make greg gutfeld lose. this is a two-part question. i'm a marionette. i follow orders. question four, multiple-choice. after this month there will only be one blockbuster video outlet left onlo planet earth. the home of the final video store is in which u.s. city? is it a, austen texas, b, bend, oregon, c guys who sitting mississippi? >> austin: i'm pretty sure it's in bend, oregon. >> tucker: that doesn't sound right but to the tape we go. speak with a rental store in bend, oregon, will be the last one in the entire world at the same store by our own kevin mccarthy visited last summer. the only other blockbuster's australia closing at the end of the month.a
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>> tucker: amazing, you knew bend, oregon. it is 2-3. the final question, this is another amazing story. a man was trapped for five days after his car was stuck on a desolate rural road with no real food to sustain him. the man survived on which fast food condiment? >> austin: it is taco bell hotdog packets. >> greg: that can't be right. >> tucker: this is multiple-choice. there is only one choice, one choice. and austin got it. taco bell. >> austin: i have a scholarship. >> a man survived five days trapped in his car and he kept them alive by turning on the suv for heat every once in a while and that he also ate packets of taco bell hot sauce. >> tucker: amazing. okay congratulations. this brings us and this is really a test on whether you
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watch this segment. it's not rigged, i promise. we will go to the traditional tie-breaking question. and it is this: what is the capital of the african nation of burkina faso? yes, austin. >> austin: i don't know. >> tucker: i don't know, it is ouagadougou. our judges are easily bribed. >> austin: you cannot give me that. >> tucker: you don't want it? >> austin: i don't want it. >> greg: he is a fair man! >> tucker: okay, okay i will give you a second tiebreaker question. >> austin: it was unfair. >> tucker: one of abraham lincoln's vice presidents was from the state of maine. what was his name? austin. >> austin: hannibal hamlin.
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>> tucker: terrace hill, maine, you are absolutely right. you, mr. austin rogers are the winner. [laughter] greg gutfeld. i tried to help but i was subverted by the producers. gutfeld has not forgiven us but he will get over it eventually. sometimes the regular set of questions is not enoughrs to pik a final exam champion. when that happens, it is time for a bonus question. the first is always the same, an obscure african city that t nobody, not even jeopardy champions knows about. we have to go to the tiebreaker. we have the same tie-breaking question, okay? if you watch the show you would know it. >> i don't. >> tucker: here is the tiebreaker, what is the capital of burkina faso? the african nation for burkina faso? fr seriously, this is the
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question? >> has anybody ever gotten it? >> welcome i don't think it's going to happen tonight either. i don't have it. >> tucker: it's ouagadougou. >> i'm just not sure. >> tucker: we will have a technicality and throw in one bonus question. the bonus question always remains the same and the judges told me to make it up on the fly. and i don't know what they will do with the answer. what is the capital of burkina faso? the former african country formally known as upper volta has a capital called what? ouagadougou. no, okay, come on! >> tucker: that is it and we go to the tiebreaker. typically, you have the same question always, but our judges, that is what the capital of burkina faso. and it even tougher one, okay,
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get ready. here is the question. what is the capital of canada? >> [bleep]. >> tucker: no, you buzzed in first. >> ottawa. >> tucker: ottawa? what is it? it is ottawa, the capital of canada is ottawa. >> did i just win? [laughter] thank you!! >> that is a buzzer mouthful. >> tucker: by the way you get the coveted erik wemple mug. >> that is a buzzer malfunction. >> tucker: professor, that was incredible. and you both knew what the capital of canada was! >> no, i didn't. i literally had no idea. >> tucker: thank you both. that was tremendous. that is it for this "final exam."
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