tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News June 14, 2020 1:00am-2:00am PDT
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greg: after days of ugly massive violence, the left says let's defund the police. talk about a riot. cities ruined by lawlessness. that's like staring at a four alarm fire and saying let's defund the fire hydrants. that's like watching a friend choke and say let's defund the heimlich maneuver. if you think law and order is worse than criminal behavior i can say anything. >> what about in the middle of
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the night my home is broken into, who do i call? >> i hear that loud and clear from a lot of my neighbors. i know that comes from a place of privilege. greg: not wanting to be maimed or murdered is arrogant. spoken like a true member of a cult. i will bet she is a barrel of laughs on bowling night. once this exploded from the rapidly dumb, our favorite spokesman sprung into action. the real word should be reform. but defund sounds scary. we'll say they are going to eliminate the police department. of course, that's ridiculous. greg: then why did you say it? it's our fault when the left says defund the police.
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that's joy and she is the horse whisperer. an activist calling to refund the police says it means redirecting funds from the police department to other parts of the economy. silly me. i thought it was defund the police. but it's redirecting the funds. it's the left wing two-step. step one introduce the crazy idea, when you hear the idea out loud you walk it back with a vague word salad. the l.a. city council president announced plans to slash $150 million from the lapd budget. the cops have to guard her private home. imagine calling 911 after the
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left's deems come through. >> is this 911, i need to report a break-in. >> we are no longer 911. we are here to assist you in your obvious racism. >> there is a man at my window in a ski mask trying to break in. he's got a knife? >> you don't want him there? that seems rude. >> can you send the police? >> we can't do that. but we can send you a gift card for a free massage. he's in the house and about to stab me. >> that's your privilege talking. thank you for the call. greg: i'm not sure if that's a solution. but does it matter? you can't talk to solutions to rioters. you are speaking to an unbending high of a teenager. i want real reforms. but after the first step act
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introduced by trump and bail reform, we still have riots. maybe we should listen to ilhan omar when she said we don't want your reforms. protests occupying six blocks around seattle. it's a recession movement i can get behind. where people you can't stand actually leave. it's call the autonomous zone or the chaz. obviously named after my personal hero. who cares. i say let them experiment behind their own walls. they built walls. but if you believe you want live in a no-police zone, you have to go for it. what will be their currency. there is already a warlord. do i get to wear a beret? i want a beret.
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most of these people have no idea where stuff comes from, food, water, electricity. do woodland nymphs make this stuff? they want to succeed as thee make demands. you don't quit the team then demand a new salary. it would also be good if they don't do it on other people's property. unlike celebrities hiding in gated communities while releasing this video dia. >> i stand against hate. >> i stand against hate. >> i stand against hate. >> i will stand against hate in love. i will make my presence known. greg: you should because we have no idea who the hell you are. what's next? are you going to rage against measles or painful rectal itch?
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how about looting? why don't you do that next? isn't that the point of making that video? it was their virtue signal to protect themselves from the mob. with their private security they don't have to call 911. what would they do if it did. >> there is a man steaming my car. a white guy, 5'9" withed a blond ponytail. that's connor, he stole my car last week. do you help help forgiving him. please be thankful that you had the privilege of owning a car. thank you. greg: far leftism is like cigarettes to teens. the only way to cure them of the bad habit is to get them to smoke a whole pack. how does the media report on
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defunding? cnn's house manatee brian stealther claims it was benign. he calls it the riot lie. if only there was proof brian was wrong. people beaten. $100 million in damage in minneapolis. l.a. murder rates up 250% over the same time frame last year. and a dead retired police captain. just a blip. if you say otherwise, it's a lie. how does brian know that. he lives in manhattan, the trash can that was removed has been replaced. brian got his trash can back. he needs more space for the twinkie wrappers. it's all part of the media
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protecting their narrative. in stelter's case it means not leaving his building except to slow dance with his precious trash can. since the media is pushing defunding. here is my solution. fire the police and replace them with journalism mains. >> hello, i came home and my apartment has been robbed. >> congratulations, you per privileged enough to own things that someone wanted to steal. let's welcome tonight's guest. he puts the terry in military. retired green beret and master sergeant terry shappert.
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he once said this show wouldn't make it. but now he's on it and he's going to kaict. joe concha. at the dmv she lied about her weight it was only five minutes. kat timpf. my massive sidekick tyrus, host of "nuff said" on foxnation. terry, has the country last its mind? >> first of all, i'm happy to be here, but i miss our physical contact, greg. it's fine. i will say one thing right off the bat. all the street cops. the good ones. we know who you are. you know who you are. the black, white, yellow, brown, male and female. those who get up every day and do their damned best to protect their community. thank you, and what he appreciate what you do.
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to answer your question, a certain portion of the country has lost its mind, but i'm not surprised. you reap the whirlwind. we have had decades of kids being told our country is awful. everybody is terrible. everybody hates everybody based on race. the biggest thing that you pointed out, we have a media, they are not even trying to be honest. we are not even being told the right things by these folks and i think it's going to blow up in their faces literally and figuratively. >> greg: i miss being together. i miss your flared denim jeans and leather chaps. joe, you are an expert in the mainstream media, though you got this show wrong and i will never forget it. what do you think are the biggest mistakes being made
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right now? >> i want to wish the show a happy fifth anniversary. i want to make it clear, though. i hear that a writer with a similar name to mine wrote a story that this show may have some obstacles to overcome. as far as copaganda, we are seeing it with live tv, cops has been on for 31 years. probably the first reality tv show. i would imagine now you have to take the wire off. that has two good cops in it. and hill street blues that featured the first naked man on tv. that's gotta go. fargo, beverly hills cop.
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but overall, look. now, you see a lot of defending of defund the police. so it's a saturday night, go to google and look up defund the police, what it means. there are dozens of articles out there. the media says it doesn't mean what it looks like. let us tell you wait really means, the redistribution of funds from the police department. which is the same thing. it weakens the police department and weakens society. greg: joe, you are a tv blue guy. if they come after police academy, i'm going to war. all right, kat. is this cancel culture unstoppable? it feels like it's a perpetual motion machine, rage, and fear
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succumbs to it. kat: there is no nuance. there have been times in my own life where whatever -- i would have been less than thrilled to see that a cop had been watching me. and i am an adorable blond cutie pie of a woman. the legal system is going to be statistically more lenient on me. but the people who are saying this, let's just do away with police. there are some people who are admitting that, i just -- it's kind of like, they are thinking like children. when you are a kid you say no parents, that would be awesome. no teachers in school, that would be awesome. no it wouldn't be awesome. that power vacuum will be filled by somebody else. instead you will have the biggest meanest bully and he
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will be picking his nose and flicking it at you. if you want to defund the drug war. accountability. when you saying let's defund the police or police are bad, you are not thinking like a revolutionary like you think you are, you are thinking like a child. greg: having a statistic center to know about police brutality, it will be great. it will be the stats people don't want to see. what if it's not what they think it is. that will be interesting. tyrus. bring us home. go ahead. you go. >> i'm jesse watters, welcome to "watters world." nobody ever needs the police
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department until they need the police department. you know, it's easy to say we'll have a no police zone where we can sit around and talk about art and life & until one of those philosophies turns into a fistfight or domestic violence abuse. they will be running for the borders they set up looking for a cop to find the guy month took their seat. why hurt the boots on the ground. there are things we can do. one of the things i have been searching. qualified immunity. let's make politicians and law officials responsible. if we are going to defund anything. i would like to defund your cabin and have it sent to my house. i'm going to be spending some
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greg: the fix is in if joe doesn't win. just like 016. if trump triumphs we already have an explanation. he stole it. in various interviews he stumbled on to a thought usually hear from the crazy lady on "the view." which one? i apologize, i should have been more specific. what is biden's single greatest concern? >> this president is going to try to steal this election. this is the man who said all mail-in ballots are fraudulent.
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greg: what if he doesn't leave. >> you have four chiefs of staff coming out and ripping the skin off of trump. and you have so many rank and file military personnel saying whoa. i'm convinced they will escort him from the white house with great dispatch. greg: that was an achievement for joe. he said four and he held up four fingers. why are we even speculating about this? >> come on, sweetie. what are you doing? >> you are a good boy. greg: why are you doing that to the poor dog. the problem with joe biden, he doesn't have any fresh conspiracies. he's like an old sweater gathering fuzz.
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10% of one idea and 3% of another. he's a big fuzz ball of old ideas. >> we saw this movie in 016. when trump loses, he won't accept the results of the election and will complain about it and say it was fraudulent and stolen from him for four years afterwards. the one who actually lost, blaming everybody but herself. if trump loses, then you will hear this narrative that he won't leave the white house in january 2021. and if he wins it's because the russians have a minds trick they can use on everybody. so even alex jones hears bind and says that's a little bit too far. i'm not even buying that.
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then trevor noah it's like bobble head night. you have people not even challenging biden. greg: when i watch people interview joe because they are largely liberal. he will say something crazy, i beg you. >> i any there is probably a talk before the interview. you don't interrupt, you don't change the subject, and you always ask the question during the commercial break before we come back on then you ask the question again. there are a lot of rules and what have you going on when he speaks. but to this point the old trump is not going to leave thing. it's not actually a bad idea. i think they looked at president trump's playbook when it looks like he clearly wasn't going to
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win. you ask every poll in the world. it worked for him, it will work for us. a couple themes of that. joe has a hard time remembering the script. so we'll have to put some stuff up there. the other thing is, if i was president trump, before i hand over power i would pass an executive law where i could buy the white house and i would just buy it. when he becomes president, i own the place. i'm not going anywhere. you will have to move down the street. greg: when is joe going to pick the vp? and is the delay that he just forget to was supposed to pick the vp? kat: i believe joe biden will have zero percent input in the selection of his vp. this whole thing about trump not
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going to leave. hasn't joe biden been bragging about how he can beat up donald trump. why involve the military. you said you wish you could take him behind a gym. i am quite befuddled and confused. greg: terry, what are your thoughts on trump and biden's chances to beat him? >> i want to go back to what you said earlier that you need a were i to be a warlord. i have one for you. i will lend it to you. you have got to promise to give it back in person. it's not raspberry. it's green, and really sexy. i want it back, about it has to be in person. joe biden. make no mistake. joe biden is not running for president. that's not the guy running for president.
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everything else right now is literally theater. his whole career he's been a construct and empty vessel. he's not in charge of anything. joe biden is riding this sort of wave of try not to mess up. and he's not running for president. whoever they will put in for the vice president slot, that's who they want to be president. all the outside forces are champing at the bit because they will be running the show. because joe biden god bless him, he's not all there. greg: if he wins, four months, he's there, then it's president clinton. i don't know. >> he hasn't been running for president for a long time. greg: why is chris
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wasn't available. adding it's no see crept new york has been the scene of riots and van dammism and south florida is a much quieter and calmer place. videos have turned up of people admitting to selling looting items on facebook. why is presenting the facts so offensive. my neighborhood got destroyed. i was on real estate websites. i was talking to realtors. i was having an absolute meltdown it's an honest reaction. tyrus: there you go again use those privileged words of yours. honest, facts, truth. you disgust me. defund the cabin now. >> i love this thread, this is
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good. tyrus: should up, terry. >> where is this cabin? tyrus: nobody knows. greg: it's in the woods and it's where i'm taking you will after you suggested this show should be canceled. i will throw you in the van and you will be hogtied in my basement and i'll be reading your article to you. do you wanted to talk about the real estate or the looting. >> why are you giving this guy a hard time since this is the new reality. the old days of showing oceanfront views and wildlife shots. you should say hey, by the way, you probably don't want to live here where they are looting and
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burning. does the truth hurt? it's funny people are mad about that. new reality. greg: there are so many people who looted, the odds they may go back to the stores they looted to shop. they might think the looting was. >> anomaly. it was like a sale where everything was free. oh, yeah, that was me? kat: the people admitting it. i think it's a sign of this culture where you are supposed to tell everyone, you can be whatever you want. you look at the womb what the grand as any in progress of doing that and filming saying this is more of a lifestyle. you can be a criminal, you can be a social media star. you can't be both at the same time. you can't engage in a career where success depends on views
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and another where no views, that's what your freedom depends on that. just real sad the way we probably group, people were lying to her. be whatever you want. not true. greg: last word, joe, what do you think of the realtor? >> 1.4 million people have left new york in the last decade. that's twice the population of national. in jersey i know a lot of real estate agents. i thought the coronavirus would kill their virus. and it's never been better. people are moving out of new york and going to south carolina or texas where taxes are less. greg: i told my wife i want to leave new york. and she said no. i said if i stay in new york city, i have to have some power.
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faux pas was intentional. personally i haven't seen something this fake since michael jackson married lisa presley. if you think question mow's photo was an accident, you probably think the moon landing was an accident, too. the video has been deleted. but the damage to my eyes has been done. >> how did this happen? what do you have to say for yourself? greg: believe me, i have been there, little fella. but i paid for it. all right, kat.
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accidental or planned. kat: on purpose. he did it on purpose. exhibit a. eyeballs. she has got them, he has got them. exhibit b. suspiciously convenient. the photo is a little naughty, but it's not so disgustingly lewd. and the little panel block even the crack. an exhibit c quarantine. they know each other's routines. do you expect me to believe she put on her yoga clothes and set up the camera without mentioning maybe he's making a yoga video. this was on purpose. the prosecution rests and i look forward to my honorary degree
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from harvard law. greg: terry, you are an expert on wearing revealing clothing especially on boats. another a career green beret medic i am comfortable being around naked men. chris cuomo is a good looking man. when are we going to find out if andrew cuomo has nipple rings. kat: he does. >> nothing wrong with that either. i want to see them. greg: this is the first show since lou dobbs to mention king shaming. tyrus, i want to make you as uncomfort &able as possible. tyrus: chris cuomo is becoming
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my favorite train wreck person in the world. i have never met somebody who was so in love with himself he doesn't get why most america is not. sometimes when i watch him talk, he talks to himself. i think if it was up to him, his guests would be on his show every night in separate screen. chris cuomo do you know who my dad and brother are. chris cuomo shirtless. and chris questio -- and chris s profile. why don't you work at cnn. i always say the same thing. because i don't have famous parents. literally chris cuomo in a nutshell. the entire roster of cnn
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primetime all has famous parents. greg: that's true. joe, he's a thirsty person. what he saw his naked butt but what we really saw was his blind south spot. >> it appears so. kat, pre-law, to follow that argument will be difficult. to snap that part of the frame. and his hands are up by his chest. he's obviously on his phone maybe to coordinate to say am i just in the right place right about now. i'm just glad -- keeping up with the cuomos is finally off the air. that is when andrew would go on
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crisp show. and ask questions with, chris to andrew, do you think you are an attractive person because you are single and ready to mingle. this is in the middle of a pandemic. and not one question about why did you send covid positive people back to nursing homes. i'm glad that's finally on hiatus. greg: we have no answers to the nipple ring controversy. kat: he has a nipple ring personality, too. tyrus: bravo just picked it up. guys, times are tough. but force factor's test x180 can help us man up, america, by boosting total testosterone. build muscle, fuel desire, and improve performance. get test x180 from force factor,
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now that we can't go to the theater, we are watching films at home. and that means watching with your parents. bottom line, no one is going to miss it except maybe my cat steve. he loves the late-might season max movies. there is a joke in there i'm not making. tyrus, as a parent, what's your position on this? tyrus: i grew up watching movies. they used to be able to tell a story without showing the sex scene. we got the gift.
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-- thgirks st.you had morgan su could say he fought the good fight, but in prisons good things don't happen. and we kind of figured out what happened. morgan comes in there and their eyes met, donees looked away, bill pulled him back and magic ensued. greg: joe, there is a thought that sexy movies are good. the only realistic sex scene i would have enjoyed was with with with hans gruber. who the hell has and christmas party at the office on christmas
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eve. no one brings that up with diehard. show girls, excellent scene. anyway, look. what i never understood. in the age of coronavirus, how is it we are still seeing guidance on social distancing when you are making love. it's basically impossible not to get too close to someone to break those rules. i have a feeling that it probably won't match the original, greg. greg: terry, will the cgi replace what you have come to reef place what you have come to enjoy every night repeatedly. remember they were recommending couples wearing masks during sex? i will say this about cgi, i will get a shameless plug in for
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my show, "hollywood weapons." there is no cgi. you get to see me in all my glory. greg: kat, do you like the natural sex scenes or cgi sex scenes. >> my mom's mom did, but she only watched the catholic channel and pitch my ride. two people started kissing, she would have my uncle take her to confession. you know the world where they discuss having prepare tall sex. i don't. because my mom somehow found out this would be airing and took us to blockbuster because there was no way she would let us watch two made up people even think
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about fornicating. as a 31-year-old woman i am not entirely sure what sex is. hi grandma and papa. i don't know what you guys are talking about. greg: i took my mother to see the crying game. tyrus: what? greg: there is a scene that happens in that movie that you shouldn't be sitting next to your mother. it's the scene where. that the end of this block. my new book arrives next month. but you can preorder your copy now and i may even sign sit. available at
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