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judge jeanine: i have to say thank you, and good night. thank you for joining us. i'm judge and good night. thank you so much for joining us and thanks for watching, i am judged in imperial advocating for truth, justice and the american way. the gray got phil show is coming up right now. ♪. greg: yes we are live, watching the rally with you. the first rally in a long time in tulsa oklahoma, not a full house, two thirds full but that makes sense, i wondered did we have bad people outside? >> we had some very bad people outside, we had some very bad people outside doing bad things. greg: very bad people, he started early with his sleepy joe stuff, why wouldn't he. did you notice biden gets his state wrong. >> biden often times it is states wrong.
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he's in iowa and he says it's good to be in idaho. no, no urine iowa. he's in new hampshire and he says it's great to be in ohio. no, no, you are in new hampshire. it has not happened to me yet. when that happens, there is nothing you can do to make up for it. you might as well walk up the stage. because the speech is a disaster. greg: then came the storytelli storytelling. trump gave his version, long one of his visit to west point a few days ago. in the hot sun, what did they say to him before the speech. >> they said to me before the speech sir, would you like to salute each single cadet or maybe there will be groups of two, would you like to salute like this. almost 600 times, you know what that is, let me tell you do that
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600 times, you go home and is like a workout without a weight. greg: i know that feeling, not from saluting. after the species being baked. >> i just made a big speech, i sat in front of speeches, being baked like a cake. i said general there is no way i can make it down that ramp without falling on my, general, i have no railing. it is true. greg: it is all about the railing, there he was walking down the steps, i wondered what did he then say to the first lady. >> to the great first lady, i said let me ask you a question. wasn't that good of a speech i'm trending number one because i thought it was really good. they don't even mention the speech, they mention the fact that you may have parkinson's disease. greg: then he talked about the criticism that he gets from
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holding his water glass. his reason, simple, he doesn't want to ruin his silk tie, if you spill on your tie it doesn't look good for a long time. >> you taken water in his bills down on your tie and it doesn't look good for a long time, and frankly the tie is never the same. so i put it up to my lip and s say, and they gave me another disease. greg: another disease. that is a line. were back to the rally. are we so lucky he is president. >> you are sober and can lucky i am president. greg: let's welcome tonight's guest, he loves to cavort on special report, washington times opinion editor a fox news contributor charlie preachy is so southern she is sweet and a biscuit, fox business network
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anchor dagen mcdowell. she is the master of stark but she still can't park, host of sincerely cat on fox nation, kat timpf. and a ferris wheel is a tool who, the massive sidekick on fox nation, tyrus. charlie, charlie, charlie, what did you make of his comeback? charlie: i thought it was really sensational. if we lived in the same world, political times professors around the country are tearing up all the lectures for the past 20 years and rewriting everything. that speech, that story that he told about what happened at west point was the greatest political theater i have ever witnessed in my life. it was absolutely astonishing.
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you take something that is your greatest weakness, you lead with it, that was ia center of the entire rally. you go there, make it hilarious. the guy is walking off stage reenacting the entire thing. he is a comedian genius, he knows how to tell a story and the most important part of telling the story to make sure you have villains in doe's has a villain and there always in the audience and he always winds up pointing to the press in the back. and not to mention what he does to joe biden. i say this and i am sort of kidding but also kind of serious about it. when this guy is finished in politics, i'm quitting, i'll become a sheep farmer, i don't want to cover politics once this guy is gone. it will be so boring. greg: you have the look of a sheep farmer.
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you bring up a great point, dagen, the story is not just a story, it's about the biggest problem facing our life today which is how the media manipulates things and how they start with a nugget and turn it into something else. i think the media will laugh that the he spent that much time on it but everybody else will get it. dagen: indeed, the media is humorless schools who have talked for days for trump supporters not wearing masks and how everyone will get sick but are not equally upset about looting and rioting and vandalism and all-out chaos in america. i love how he always brings things that you can use, if you get water on silk, it is ruined forever. my personal favorite was leather bottom shoes are not good for
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ramps. steel ramps are like ice-skating rink. that was your take away. [laughter] people are going to focus on a few things that he said, they wish him in the water for the left-wing but instead he steadying up joe biden as a puppet and he will be the puppeteer, all the people who are controlling and causing chaos in seattle. causing chaos and killing the elderly in new york and shaming and destroying people's livelihood because of the word that you use. greg: , no matter what happens the media will be able to find one person who got sick. and if anybody passes away, they will call trump a murder. like you have blood on your hands. kat: i agree. you notice a lot of those people not wearing masks and you look at it, everyone there was having so much fun, it was like republican bottom room.
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they were so excited to be there, people had been camping, and you look at the level of excitement and you have to say to yourself of course these people are not concerned about masks or coronavirus where they're having that much fun, there's so excited, someone could've worn them, there will be flesh eating monsters out the door and the only thing that would worry about is where is my maga hat and we have to make sure it's worth the risk. that excitement cannot be understated when it comes to an election because say what you will about trump, like him or don't like him, he's a polarizing figure but the people who don't like them, don't just kind of like him, they really, really, really love him. he is a party, i don't think anyone feels that way about biden. probably not even biden. greg: trump is the life of the party and binding is a grim reaper of the party.
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tyrus, he went for an hour and 45 minutes. high points, low point. tyrus: there was a lot of high point, president trump had to work too hard. what's going on pins, there was no fun stories from him, he could've ruin the whole thing tonight. but he was reading bedtime stories. i'm coming out now, your live and we can't stop me, we have to get something in the campaign, we need to have ivanka in to get the crowd fire up we need ivanka as the vp, get a little more razzmatazz going on, the sound part of this is because we had a smaller crowd tonight which one would think you would be in the pandemic and you can watch them on tv, they will categorize this as a change in the armor but
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mike pence was in charge of the castles in the seating and was supposed to bring the humor when you set up, you have to get him going and president trump had to work too hard. mike pins out, ivanka in, let's go. greg: that some unique perspective. you know what kills me the same people who says outrage during the pandemic and they started laughing on twitter, you cannot win with them. i will support people who are consistent. if you're concerned about the protest, i am okay with you. but if you are not concerned about the protest and concerned about the rally, then you are justin asked ass. i still worry and i hope nobody gets sick into your point, a lot of people in the rich group probably stayed home and thought
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revolutionary that we would receive the feedback with grace, reflecting seek to change your behavior, that is how difficult we are. that is how big of a holes we
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are. greg: you have to admit that skit was hilarious, whoever played the crazy lady, she nailed it, is that the ghost, did rilling come out of her retirement, was it my crazy aunt with the family circle cartoons of three nickels and envelope of an old electric bill. who knew they could ask playing the emasculated male, he's better than justin, what a spectacle pain, you can see his soul dying before his eyes while network whispered into his ear, good job jimmy, one more suck up and you'll be face. i say this to kat and tyrus, if you ever see me about to agree to do something horrible like this, the full approval to take me in the woods and shoot me, make it a clean shot, what you just saw was another life form, killed by politics, wherever it goes, humor and humanity die,
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what replaces that are pathetic schools of envy, that was not like the tonight show was great to begin with but the mad mob put a dagger into his heart, why did poor jimmy humiliate himself, it is not about race or politics, it is about survival, if you don't play the game, your done, look at the guy, he is terrified, he's not the only one either. jimmy kimmel, the woke us of the woke late-night or announced he's taken a hiatus. i cannot blame him, no faces better than blackface but this is where the current narrative takes us. that conversation is vetoed in favor of vengeance, it is a radical aim of the hard left, you remain silent, you appease or your over in a country that's ripped apart gives places like cnn a higher rating so the anchors divide away and after all the new hampton construction is not going to fill itself.
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i guess we can all do that with the greatest country your demolay races, we could but we don't. we know it's not true and that it destroys this country. sadly those in the media feel differently. we all see it now, hence the misery on his face, once were told that you must obey and anyone who refuses will be mobbed, canceled or fire, what's the recourse, what to his producers, he lose his job, not that anyone would notice, got handed to them by allowing radical to wreak havoc on society from forbidding a law on permitting. we now live in the most adult free era in history. our leaders in government and commerce have treated their spines for phony signaling hoping to escape the mob, they will not. and sadly unless sober and intelligent voices become, there will be nothing left but
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silence. greg: tyrus, did you see his face through this and could have been the saddest thing you ever saw? tyrus: yes it was, look at you picking on the celebrity, this is great. this is really cool, good for you man. for those of you watching brick-and-mortar, jerry is the dad on rick and morty. the big sad face because he can't say anything anymore and he has to do what is told and if you notice the way he looks at the screen, it's pretty similar to vp biden. same look and also no windows in the room, he is probably locked in a basement with the locks on the outside. he has to do he is told or he'll send them away to a cornfield.
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he'll live vicariously through people who don't live vicariously at all. greg: that is such a good point. kat, your comedian, what happens is someone who is funny is no longer funny. it made my heart break. he is actually really talented. kat: he is very talented. i would love to weigh in but i am still pretty new in my career and i don't want to get canceled but i'm going to talk about something much less controversial, i'm going to attack people with children. jimmy kimmel, he said the reason isn't doing a show he wants to spend more time in this family and kids, as a childless metropolitan woman in her 30s, i can't stand by having kids is the only reason that you can get out of whatever you want and people can't say anything.
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while the kids, the kids, i have the kids, the kids. i have to get my cat heart medicine every night, that is pretty hard, sometimes kids need medicine but it's a lot more difficult to hold down a cat than a kid. babies don't have cause, if they do. greg: i just want to remind you that jimmy kimmel has his son with a very serious heart condition. i don't know if you knew that. but i wanted to get that in there. kat: sorry. tyrus: should i get the gun now? greg: dagen, is any way to satisfy the mogg under mob once it paints the blood? dagen: no, nothing will ever be enough. i want to show a picture of jimmy fallon, again i'm bringing some tips for living your life, that expression on his face was
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the way that i looked for the entirety of the 11 months of my first marriage. if you're sitting across from your spouse at the golden corral and eating dinner in your spouse is looking at you like that, they are going to divorce you in the next three to six months. to the point of people being funny some people can make you laugh at your mother's funeral, charlie h.e.r. actually did. that is a true story. but the media would not even be fun at a waterpark, they would talk about the you are in e. coli the entire time when you tried to get your weight pull on. greg: i actually go there for the you are in the e. coli. you don't find anything fun anywhere. charlie, we are watching brands, tv shows, careers even police
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being dismantled or canceled to satisfy the mob, people doing are doing it to save themselves as if they're going to get out alive. charlie: it's always an act of desperation. these things are very, very hard, great things are hard to build and there's so much easier to tear down especially when you're desperate and they feel like they have no other option in the not guided by any other principal. but i love the jimmy fallon thing with a human character, as ridiculous as it was she actually has some good points in her little script talking about the silencing of people and talking about the lack and open and honest conversation that people are allowed to have in this country. i would argue the reason we don't have that conversation is because people are afraid to open their mouths about it
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because you open your mouth and you could get destroyed, your life is ruined and a second over and unintentional, that you make in you may have the pierced heart in the world but if you make one mistake you go over some line and honest effort to reach out and have an honest conversation, you get destroyed. the founders understood this and that's why they protected the most important thing to protect speech even hostile speech, unpopular speech, they understood that all speech out there was a benefit because it gave those full-spectrum of the debate and it gave -- it allowed people to air grievances and walk-through that, you never arrive at a perfect solution, you arrive at a solution that everybody got to say their pie
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piece, that's a much better pace for everybody especially people in the minority and i don't mean a racial minority, i nee mean a minority of political thinking which is the founders thought about when they talked about the importance of protecting the minority. but that is all gone by now, you just get destroyed in an instant by stepping outside of the line. greg: what happens, as the goalpost get continually move in the parking lot, first it's a conspiracy theorist and then it's people with different opinions or people who are quirky and all that is left is groupthink in the groupthink is a rational and frightening and strange and they don't want to listen to you. i think there's going to have to be some kind of rebound, there usually is but i don't see it
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hard to get an idea of the exact numbers because people keep moving around. people have been walking up and down the street all night. this is the center of the action where we have seen all night long the demonstrators continuing to move down south boulder avenue in martino. one thing that is surprising i have not seen the amount of police that we saw here earlier in the day into the rally that we into the oklahoma state patrol and come out in force. i have not seen many law enforcement officers at all in the live load, the protests continue on south boulder avenue in downtown tulsa. , at the moment but we did see the pepper spray get deployed. i tasted in the year end no we
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were close to it. it's a sense of how strong it was and people were running. i see the black lives matter supporters continuing to show up as they go appear to the hill. you see them going past the domino's pizza and going to downtown tulsa. still no sign of the police, we will keep you posted of things change any further out here. greg: thank you mark and stay safe. it was close but no cigar for little amy klobuchar. >> i truly believe as i actually told the vice president last night when i called him, that i think this is a moment to put a woman of color on that ticket. if you want to heal the nation right now, my party yes, but our nation, this is a sure hell of a way to do it. greg: this is very clever, she saw the writing on the wall that it will be a woman of color so she decided to make it her idea, she really is tracy slick, meanwhile the trump campaign is
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pressing for more debates with biden in the fall, currently only three scheduled and they asked for earlier starts in usual to have a say in the moderators. the reason for more debate, more chances for trump to term biden into coleslaw with a national audience. but the campaign dismissed the effort, we are not going to ride the coaster of the ever-changing trump campaign position on debate. fair enough but joe could use the attention that comes with more debate, here's a video of attendees waiting for biden to arrive at the recent debate. now for comparison here is my neighbors last night when i showed up my bellydancing lessons. greg: quite good i gotta tell you. dagen, the big question is,
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should liz warren follow amy's lead and say the vp should be a person of color like liz warren? dagen: yes, that is exactly what she should do. everything that she says and does is about promoting herself but in terms of the debate, i think that they should have one giant marathon debate like the dance marathon on happy days, it will determine mental acuity, stamina, who is the fonzie of the two, that's what the american people need to know. greg: that's an amazing callback for the happy days dances on. tyrus, would it be smart for job not to debate. couldn't he just say i don't want to demean myself by debating donald trump because we know what's going to happen and it's awkward to be pretty. so i would just rather steer
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clear? tyrus: okay, you want joe biden to say all that? i think the problem is you need to stop. if i could pump the brakes real quick, you're giving klobuchar a lot of credit. given the series of horrible situations that are going on in the state of minnesota, there was no chance at all that she was going to be considered for the vp. so what she did was really boeing out, she's turning down a job that was never going to be offered to her. let's keep that real and say what she says and everyone gives or points for. but that's how the left works right now. they can go out there and say this because you're not going to be the part. i don't know whoever his vp is, they have to bring all the thunder on these debates. they will have to carry the load because we see what happens and i have nothing but respect for vice president biden but we see
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what happens when he talks longer than five or six minutes, it gets kind of weird. so you want to have that -- i'm not going into a dance contest but somebody from stars dancing but on moonwalk against him one time, joe biden needs to stick to moonwalking. greg: charlie, what happens if joe will not debate? charlie: i think it is a real problem, i think it's a real possibility. we heard terry the other day say explosively that joe biden is just fine sitting in his basement and not engaging because it is going to be a problem and we have a little glimpse of what the debate would look like in any sort of debate between trump and biden will look like, the line about joe biden has been part of the problem for 47 years and he has not done anything about it or to me the most killer line of the
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entire rally was when he said talking about the black community, he said i did more for the black community talking about economic gains, i've done more to the black community in four years then joe biden has done in 47 years. that is devastating. i think he is going to pound the argument and it's all the more powerful when he's doing on stage in front of joe biden to joe biden's face. greg: last word to you kat, what do you think? kat: am very sorry for what i said in the last segment. i was trained to make a lighthearted joe, i had no idea, i am sorry to jimmy kimmel and i'm sorry to america, i had noisy and i'm very sorry, i'm an idiot. also i don't understand why they can't do the debates over facetime or zoom, no moderators, just let them yell at each other? greg: cat, you are not an idiot, you just did not know part of the story.
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there is nothing wrong with that. kat: always try not to get canceled and there's probably going to be a mob waiting for me outside when i get out of here. tyrus: joy put the gun back now? greg: i will lead to cancellation. i will cut a clip of what she saying out of context and i'll feed it to media matters. there is new rules for the hair salon getting ready to open. depression can make you feel sad,
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greg: it is time for ♪ ♪ for some bad news, airlines
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will stop serving alcohol on flights to reduce drunkenness between the flight crew and passengers. if alcohol is essential on the ground, it is more essential in the year end i say that not as a drunk but as an american drunk. next, mcdonald says they cannot bring back their solids anytime soon because the pandemic force them to streamline their menu, nice one mcdonald's. this is stuff that nobody ordered anyway and blame it on the pandemic. i love you. finally british air cutters, they have them there have been told to avoid smallpox from spreading the virus. i would love to hear more about your third nipple but i see you're making this. let's do this over here. dagen, no booze in a flying tube where you're trapped for hours, this is crazy.
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this will cut down on the incident. that's what causes it, you remove the booze and maybe have less people with losing their minds. the best of the ideas is no talking in the salon, growing up in the south, you go to the beauty parlor and you happen to mention big mosquito bite that you have on your ankle, two days later somebody stops on main street and ask you if your crotch rashes better. >> this is the first time crotch rash has been mentioned pre-that makes me quite happy on fox news. what are the changes that interest you the most. >> the boozing on airplanes is probably helpful for me, i try to avoid alcohol on airplanes. not because i don't like to
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drink on airplanes but because i love to. it feels because your way up there in the sky, you're in another universe, what happens, have another one, why not, the thing is, whatever you do to your brain in the sky, you still have your same brain when you land. you like i have to go to the family reunion. if i'm not allowed to. greg: i know what charlie hurt would do, you will show up drunk right? charlie: of course. like every day is easter. i could literally live the rest of my life and i never would've known that mcdonald's has stopped selling salads or for that matter had start selling salads. but that will not affect me one bit but i rolled with the tsa
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fondling and in fact they really don't mind that much but if you're going to cut me off on the plane i am done, i am driving. greg: exactly. they're allowing people therapy turkeys but i can't have my freaking wild turkey. i will have to shelve little bottles in i'm not ready to do that again. tyrus: i'm going to get the gun, i'm going to get the gun. i never thought i would save this but i disagree with ms. dagen. first of all if i was the barbershop and did not talk, i would be in there for 15 minutes. when i go to the barbershop it's four hours, you talk about everything. if it can make longer scissors and longer clippers, that way when they're cutting on my elbows, is not crotch rot but is still on my elbow.
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you're on my elbow, can you backup, just back it up a little bit. you know what i say is drinking on the airport. i go right to sleep because my legs get cut off and i have to fall into a coma. greg: i actually sleep cradling in his giant arms, it's beautiful. my favorite story is up next. guys, times are tough. but force factor's test x180 can help us man up, america, by boosting total testosterone. build muscle, fuel desire, and improve performance. get test x180 from force factor, the #1 fastest-growing men's health brand at walmart. ♪ ["i go♪ you" by ciara]
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greg: he got fined for his behind, a man in vienna, is there any other kind, austria has been fined $560 for loudly fording at the police, according to the report he violated public decency by loudly blowing a bowel in front of officers. now cops say it was not the first time they have issues with this individual, apparently he had been a problem for some time, they emphasize no citizen would ever get in trouble for accidentally letting one go, that is good because otherwise i would have to cancel my trip to austria, for a more let's check in with our correspondent steve the horse.
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can you tell us what is the latest. greg: i love the bangs on that. we have five minutes to talk about charting. i did not expect that but this is why fox loves that. is this really an assault to her senses, it is. charlie: why do you have to go to me first, can't you go to somebody else, we look at our country and we see the assault on freedom of speech and it is really troubling -- charlie i
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came to you because you're on special report, you don't cover the stories because you're so much better than we are. and we all look so smart and important, will never talk about a guy getting fined. >> i have a reputation. okay. tyrus: i am a political pundit in washington, d.c. and i have a license to do that. so back off okay. greg: i am sorry, i apologize. i have a provocative question considering your libertarian, should flatulence be protected under the first amendment because in a weird way it is speech coming from a different opening and should that matter if you tend to communicate in various different ways. kat: i think it's very rarely
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speech, if he did it on purpose, it was speech, he was trying to communicate something so i don't think it should be a findable fence but that the entrance to its offending public decency, and when a man first it certainly is, notice i said man, not person, when a woman parked it is a feminist statement. women are not supposed to parked, they are not supposed apart. if you are man, fighting can become your career. if he ever sees jackass, if you're a woman it's not ladylike, women have colons, women have gastrointestinal tracks. my boyfriend when he first, he says what about when you far, i've been meaning to tell you, you actually should be telling me how brave i am. because we need to normalize the female part of a woman had done this i would be in austria
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marching right now because it would be very comparable to susan b anthony. greg: tyrus, make me not regret putting this into the lineup tonight. tyrus: one, i'm getting the bullets i had the gun before but now we load the gun and you and i are taking a walk in the woods and if you put lots of red wine in the woods, come on. a short walk, a little further, let's take a picture. that smile. first of all, this is serious, first off you have a license to do this, nobody told me that. i just showed up. you have a license, cat is a libertarian, you cannot get a license. check it out. you have five minutes. we will get there. is it attack with a deadly weapon. we have corona author.
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it's an attack with deadly weapons, of course you have thought. greg: i have 30 seconds. last word. dirty seconds. that is not funny if you're on the receiving end of it if there is a victim. in one public can ruin your life for over a double standard against women. there you go. more show after this. ♪ want to brain better? unlike ordinary memory supplements neuriva has clinically proven ingredients that fuel 5 indicators of brain performance. memory, focus, accuracy, learning, and concentration. try neuriva for 30 days and see the difference.
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