greg: happy independence day everyone. independence, freedom means a lot more these these days doesn't it? today we have had her freedom tested is like an understatement. greg you look just okay in a speed. i look amazing thank you but the world sure took a strange turn things to the real threat of the pandemic and the disturbing rebranding of protests greatly lost the freedom to go to work and earn a living, the freedom to go out and socialize, get a haircut, hug grandma, hug grandma while giving her a haircut and of course the freedom to run a small business

without some d tag setting fire to it in the name of justice. let's face it the first half of 2020th in a flaming pile of garbage. you expect the new year to be fresh and hopeful and exciting? is like a blind date. we hoped 2020 was going to be in the other side of the door looking like this elvis and instead we got this elvis. but if 2020s were a bandit would be maroon 5. of 2020 were at tv show would be "the view" in its 2020 were human it would be this. we had no idea how much crazy we were in for. every week things got weirder and scarier and just when you thought it couldn't get more chaotic there was still room for more craziness but you know how tv shows do predictions at the beginning of every year? let's see how we did. "fortune" magazine with sampley devotes a "wheel of fortune"

territory. the awesome task of making predictions about the ahead some highlights they expect turbulence in the world economy but nothing like 2083 quintin tarantino may win an oscar and he should. >> i look towards the future assuming jen wrote illumined doom. >> how many more apple's? greg: i really did lose a lot of play, like cap a person. that offered absolute nothing for this present show. i got listening to it and the guests weren't even close but who could have predicted the stop that would really happen? who could have redacted schools would be closed and you'd be stuck inside the house with your kids all day and working from home if you are lucky that but no pro-sports to watch. also soccer, and you can't go to the jim coining more. i went back to lift things socks filled with sand.

if tyrus had predicted social distancing we'd be like what he talking about? if we predicted a global shortage of toilet paper which led to videos like this. the world is going to. no one predicted any of this and so many things would be canceled basketball baseball hockey graduation movies statues cops on tv and cops on the street. that was the next wave of crazy defunding the police. did anyone be -- think we'd be having that conversation especially after a bolivian destruction? now the outrages united by one theme come discussion over the dialogue is replaced by violence because the lives have no realistic demands. to funding the police?

you are just asking for no and if you do it's never enough is it? you defend lawlessness is protests and when the ride gets too close to their home they call the cops. if you want to see a community without cops we just got a glimpse. take deb autonomous zone in seattle were cops were loud. first they called it the chad announced the chop. and the way they built a wall that you walk the streets i'm the streets on. in short they became briefly republican. all they needed were golf clubs except they get it wrong, on other peoples turf. a moment you allow trespassing under the guise of a protest that guarantees trouble because the local government allows that as it has to pick citizens versus the mob. everyone coming. especially they mock the public for trying to defend itself from the criminals.

police are laughing at you as they protect themselves. i'm glad the zone was tried so the rest of the idiots see how society works without police. it doesn't and we still got the virus among us. just when some parts of the country are starting to open up again other parts of the closing. of experience life without our freedoms and that. we want it back that with freedom comes responsibility, we know that. keep washing her hands, wear a mask and be mindful of grandma. that way maybe we can stop the virus but not the craziness. on top of everything else it's an election year. the good news, 2020 is half over. the bad news, 2020 is only half over. let's welcome tonight's guests. he went from terminator -- "fox news" contributor johnny joey

jones. host of "fox nation" tom shillue. >> she's pale, frail and will end up in jail. host of "fox nation" kat timpf and he refers to bigfoot at the little fellow. my sidekick and host tyrus. all right joey, joey jones, what's your thought on the year so far? are you worried about the next six months? >> i don't know if i'm worried about anything other than college football right now. i'm sweating bullets that my bulldogs are going to get to play but huntingy good with it. greg: tyrus are we due for some good news? doesn't feel like it's coming? it's coming? >> we are due for some good news like the georgia bulldogs are

due for a national championship. it can't rain all the time. there's a light at the end of the tunnel you know that the clouds are huge. the tiles are really long. gps cuts off in the tunnel so yes at some point we are going to get some good news but it might be the good news is the bad part is over and write when you take a deep breath here's the new part. enjoy. greg: the good news is tyrus will be eating more apples. >> i'm the only one who did what he said. greg: that is true. tom shillue always has really good advice when there's challenging times because i travel with him all around the country and when i'm complaining he goes but greg, but greg look at it as an adventure. psych unit answer. it's an adventure.

tom do you look at 2020 is an adventure? >> i do and i'm encouraged. i believe people look into to push back. everything bad that happened this year was the result of those terrible shutdowns. they never should have happened. this was the biggest mistake public officials ever made and greg it has turned me into complete radical. no i do not trust these people and no i do not trust public health officials. even if i did the shutdowns were wrong and we should never let them happen again. it's a free country. freedom is the theme of your monologue today greg yes we have to start taking their freedom back and i want people, i want people to go back to work where they give us permission or not read it is sickening that we are doing with these bureaucrats are saying. greg: you know i'm trying to see you as a radical time. you make richie cunningham look like abbie hoffman. maybe you are the new radical.

ghislane maxwell you were right on your prediction because you are right on your default mechanism of gloom and doom so there's no way could be wrong. what is the next thing? is that an asteroid or a civil war because i think we are going to have a civil war. we are sacrificing the rule of law and i think we will have civil war and an asteroid coming down at the same time. >> it's a like i can make a prediction but i'm not sure how much longer the world will be around to receive my prediction. i saw a picture of myself from this time last year. therefore i was thinking about, time i had what am i doing in public with the lower half of my face expose? i used to judge people waiting out in line to get into club just so they could allow others to sweat all over them while they talk over music that sounds

like a verizon store but i still stand by that but now i'm hanging out in a line. it sounds kind of fun out there breathing the air without a mask? what a party. i didn't know how good i have it. greg: it's true, turin it's true and by the way there was one victory and you can put up another picture of me from that clip. i look so much better now. thank you 2020. it's clear that anguish and anxiety makes the better looking. r. right, enough. we are weeks away from my new book. it is fantastic and if you haven't ordered it self-help for people who hate self-help. it's in stores july 28. you can pre- order your copy now. it will change your life maybe even temporarily. at available at all major book retailers for that next looking ahead at the trump i'd race off. that's next.

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is he going to follow the doctor's orders? >> i will follow the docs orders not just for me but for the country and that means that i am not going to be holding rallies. you know me, i'd touch rather be out there with people because that's where get the greatest feel. i can get a sense by the look in their eyes. greg: the greatest feel? you know now i think he's right to stay home. don't go out and feel anything, joe. stay home and pick a running mate. not pick, not prod. we don't know what the future holds pre- predictions are worth as much as my cable link which on e-bay is going for $17,000 a-gram. i will will go out in a limb and say no one wants to be vp more than a certain cherokee warrior named lives.

>> why are you playing so hard to get with this repeat thing? screw you, joe. i want to be the vp. that's why i'm going full mob that baby against mike pence. it's not conservative enough. did you know he can go premarital handholding? that's disgusting. i mean what is this sodom and gomorrah? when i mvp we are going to bash people for driving high grade cards and if you ain't guzzling gas you don't get a pass. we are not just going to build some regular border wall, where going to build one of firing demons.

exists and he's going to help us keep the illegals out so mr. president, call me and if i don't answer right away it's just because i was delivering my pillows to the troops. i will see you, i'll see you. greg: all right. ghislane maxwell why is joe waiting so long to name of the p.? could it be that the art he has? >> i think that joe would not be the place to look for the answer to that question. i'm not sure that he's going to have an answer but i'm sure he is thrown out suggestions. who is he talking to when he throws out the suggestions, the wall of his basement? i think the democratic parties are going to decide for him and he can try and push back but i feel like it's going to be quite

easy to be able to convince him to do whatever they want. all right, okay come on man. he is tired and again i am tired all the time and i'm not even 32 yet so he has got a right to be tired at this point. greg: you are not even 32 yet. at least you're not counting. tyrus joe's attribute is that he is not there. the less you see of him the better he does. it's not necessarily a great selling point. >> a more i study these old white men the more i am just an all out how they are able to just manipulate and get away with murder. he literally hasn't shown up for work. he is at home chilling. no one has a problem with it. they praise him for it. he's smart, he gets it that i

don't get it. i'm three minutes away from the green room here and i get scathing e-mails from holly who doesn't return my text. greg pretends like he's happy to see me. he forgets the camera still on. he was two minutes late or it's ridiculous but joe biden just hangs out in his basement. they backed him in the corner and they said he is they said these picking a woman of color for vpn now he has to find exactly what they told him or he agreed to do and the best candidate might not need that one. that's probably why he's struggling right now. it's a really tough time for him and it's a good thing -- a good time to be his basement. greg: this is a scott adams theory. if biden winds the country might

be even more unstable because he's actually frightened of doing anything about the violence or the uprising. he owes so much to the far left that they are going to run right over him. >> absolutely and i think a lot of people, we make fun of joe when we have fun with this cognitive problem. greg: i don't. >> like think conservatives ought to walk it. he's got dementia or whatever. >> and never has anything to do with any jokes. >> that is not the reason to not elect joe biden. he's not on the ball. he's just on the ball enough to ruin the country so they should admit that he will be altered function in the job. let's space it even if other people are running the show joe

biden will be able to steal a lot of damage. they should focus on the damage on the fact that he doesn't know where he is even though he doesn't know where he is but he doesn't need to be that good to impress people. if he doesn't debate all he has to do is survive first two hours in a narrative full change with help rumba in media. sleepy joe, he so on the ball. greg: what do you think joey? >> i think he is normalizing. that's a big problem. trump's exhausted right now but if you do it to our press conference for a month and people of god in their feel of president trump but the 28-3 super bowl for the atlanta falcons. this whole bringing in the vp. it's probably going to get a lump out of it. greg: joe biden could use a

bump. >> so could the falcons. go tom brady. >> i know what tom brady is. greg: still not the most famous graduate of high school though. or lynn swann. i could keep going. we will answer some of the questions you have sent into a spreading hope you washed your hands before you send them into hands before you send them into us. guys, it's that time... and nothin's happenin'.

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now back to "the greg gutfeld show." greg: it's time for view or mail the thing that happens on the holiday shows that we are just too lazy. they are just a handful of the dozens you submitted on facebook and twitter and as always these are directed to everyone even myself. you know paul. what were your favorite tv shows when you were young? let's go to tyrus first because you watch as much tv as i did. >> how about everything from the two channels we had but half a blame my all-time which is to watch today is called the incredible hulk. that was my favorite bread i love the a-team. greg: did you ever watch shazam

and the mighty isis hour? >> that was good too. greg: driving around in a winnebago. >> they always flew over the same mountain. greg: the woman who played isis, joanne something. i had the biggest crush on her before he even knew what is a crush and beforeg to be embarrad by my own thoughts. i'm showing my age. what was your favorite show growing up? >> none of the shows that i loved would make it on tv today but i loved hogan's heroes, beverly hillbillies. none of them would make it past the pitch meeting. greg: you long for the good old days. you tom? isis was very gorgeous and lindsay wagner as the bionic woman and lindsay carter is

"wonder woman." greg: i did work with linda carter opening for a nordic trax store in bethesda maryland when i was working for men's health. she did not like me but then again a lot of people didn't like me back then joey and i don't blame them. what was your favorite show growing up? i loved this question. >> i was in nick at night kid. i love lucy and all the shows on nick at night but i get had me well tuned into bonanza in gunsmoke so i got a good balance there. greg: no big valley with heat collects you guys are just staring at me. the big valley. >> it's a great show, greg. greg: shut up tom. quit trying to plainsman securities. are right kat you are only 32.

what was this churro -- the show that you grew up with? >> books, reading books. alpha was my favorite. still one of my favorites. greg: you know what i loved? the 6 million-dollar man. i was obsessed with it because it combines everything. it has science fiction and technology and you know when you are kid, voice you don't have to play a kat. when you are kid did you ever think you could lift up the car? >> i actually ended up attaining that dream, greg. >> he can listen and 30 doesn't really matter. >> the bigfoot episode was my favorite and andre the giant.

greg: do you remember the 6 million-dollar man when he fought the 7 million-dollar man played by monte markham? of course we all remember that. by the way there was the bionic dog and who was the bionic void? vince van patton. >> this is why there are not in our movie group. greg: if you can't understand and also colombo. by the way we are spending so much time on this question but it's the best question. we only have three stations, abc, cbs and nbc. we have a uhf student in pbs which had monty python and the goonies i think it was called. >> dr. who. greg: dr. who.

they pack a lot of stuff. american side in the tonight show might tonight show might dub was, merv griffin, dinah shore. there's nothing better than the 70s, right? nothing. you can turn on mike douglas and john lennon and yoko on our sitting there with mike douglas, you know? allen suits would be on laugh in. here's another question. why do we even bother with names? if there was a holiday named after you how would it be celebrated? that's a good one. kat? >> i don't know, vaping and dancing around and watching dateline murder mysteries. greg: that's on the name but that's what you would do. joey what would be the name of your holiday? >> it would be a walkathon.

everybody would walk in honor for me and maybe do a little target practice. i don't know. greg: there you go. tom. >> we are to have a barbershop quartet the international trivia day in a back to next big trivia show is coming up on "fox nation" on july 9. we are doing a happy hour. greg: oh interesting. all the answers are going to be white people, knowing tom. tyrus? >> i have given this a lot of thought. justifiable homicide day. if you live to the knotty list and it gets approved by your peers once a year. >> you were offended by my vaping. >> only puts justifiable. greg: i would i would have a

national sure guys who matter. we need to see, i mean if short people invented more things than tall people. >> you invented the add-on to everything. you invented this step for the high chair or the booster seat or the high heels but all of your inventions it won't bring up what you want, hi, booster, extended or you'd greg: i'm not going to get into something about my life anymore. what's your most memorable childhood or adult 4th of july memory packs i can do that because of the holiday. >> i've got a good one. i was in my early 20s. greg: years ago. >> i went to a bar but i did want to go because i was done

drinking with my friends wanted to drink. a guy offered to buy me at drink. i asked for a bowl of clam chowder. he got me a bullet i am chowder and then he got me two marbles of clam chowder so i ate three bowls of clam chowder and then i went home. i don't know why he did that.avt chowder. greg: after your third bowl of clam chowder he didn't want you to come home with him. tyrus? >> minus kind of said. did you ever have one of those days where he's always inventing stuff and he's always the cool guy. he got into an environment -- he got into an argument with his wife. all of this fireworks blew up and he lost his pinky.

the best part was she wouldn't take him to the hospital because he deserved it and she didn't want to bleed in his station wagon. greg: you know i always say tom if you are going to lose something make it a pinky. >> we would flirt with danger. on the fourth we would go to the fireworks and they would sell those glow sticks. we would rate the glow sticks and rubbed the globe all over our body and we would be glowing. greg: there is nothing wrong with that, those chemicals. i would like to apologize for my pinky comment. my producer said hey joey is there. i don't care. >> when i decided to be a bomb tech my mom called me and she said you will lose at least one audio part if you're a bomb tech. i'm an over achiever. my dad was a big character and

what we would shoot bottle rockets at each other. there was a family activity. greg: that smell was illegal firecrackers and bottle rockets. the smell of rice paper and gunpowder and you would keep them in a cigar box. you bought them from the stingiest kid in the class. you go to chinatown and bite it cherry bomb. >> it's an actual city greg. greg: and it's a movie. cancel that movie. up next, no screaming on rollercoasters? that's coming up next.

greg: you are not dreaming, japan has been screaming.

the country same park associations have laid out new recommendations for the country's rollercoasters which have now rep and. among them no shouting or screaming. the guidelines include improved practices to my face masks and social distancing to allow for safer park experience. also all children must be completely covered and paste and placed in soundproof metal containers. that doesn't sound right. no screaming? that's all i do when i go to disneyland for those teacups are terrifying. meanwhile park employees are encouraged to talk as little as possible to customers. amusement parks that ban expressive amusement, i wonder what that would look like?

they would be great in the front row of a comedy club. tom let's get you over with your rant about this being call but not existing. >> they are taking the joy out of everything, greg craig you don't have to scream anyway. we do it for fun and to scare the people in line. you were on the rollercoaster and it was even that great but he avoided so long you act like was great. you are going to be really scared when you get on this one. they are taking the joy out of everything. greg: things in life that are fun like amusement parks restaurants and grandparents. these are all great things. >> you know what everyone is wearing a mask we are all screaming. you can't do want to not do the other. you can't hear anyone anyway. it's hard enough to to order the drive-thru much less talk to a mask. greg: kat wouldn't it be great if covid band boring stuff like

h.r. meetings? >> that's an interesting example to choose. yeah this would make it more boring at least advertise. if you watch the commercials you know why people look like they are commuting on the rollercoaster. i don't know how you enforce it. are they hiring people to sit on the rollercoasters and silence the people that are screaming? if so i want that job. greg: you could be the woman that shouting, why are you screaming? shut up. that's amazing. i will be you in 10 years. >> it's me now. greg: tyrus are you rollercoasters and? >> no because some of the things you don't get to do in your life. my life doesn't fit in a rollercoaster so i gave up that joy around 12 but there is a cultural difference.

i have wrestled in japan a dozen dozen times and they culturally do it differently. they cheer at the end. they hold their joy at the end and they do a good job. he can be really quiet. coming from that standpoint it's easier for them to hold their joy at the end but they have to be able to let it out so they have to walk a teen feet to the rollercoaster. everyone waits and then they get in and put trash bags over themselves so they can scream. but how do you enforce it? you have a clicker with keys and listen to our podcasts. i have six screens, who is going? who is going. kat timpf the terrible as kicking people out of a music part. >> and i get to talk about

interesting chowder experiences. greg: hold the joy until the end. design a toilet for the main? yes, we can. nobody likes a tight squeeze. leanfire supplements from force factor contain ingredients clinically shown to help increase energy, burn fat, and double your weight loss. don't struggle to fit in. unleash your potential, with leanfire. available at retailers nationwide.

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greg: can you imagine a moon without a? if we can send a man to space why can't we build a toilet at there? nasa wants to this send a moon lander in 2024 and now they want nasa to design a toilet that can be used on the moon and they are offering 35 dozen dollars and prices alignment. the toilet needs to accommodate men and women in exchange and serve water help keep the moon lander free of odor and contaminants and nasa as quote

point us -- bonus points requiring the crewmember to their hand in the toilet. talents accepted nasa. com1 is your design? >> mine takes advantage of the arctic spence of network of craters on the moon. the astronaut puts it on the crater and down it goes. greg: that is perfect. tyrus you are next. >> the issue is gravity. up near bonn and you can use a shop that read a beer bong and the old fireplace a low.

you can throw up in it and you can let it go. you can carry it in a backpack wherever you go. greg: this might be the best segment that has ever appeared here. kat? >> it's kind of intricate. i don't know if he can see it. greg: wow. can you explain? >> that is what i was going to draw but nasa already did it. greg: you plagiarize. >> i am giving them credit to make a point. this seems really difficult. if there's someone out there who first of all has the ability to do not just that but better than that in second ball has the time. they need a job at nasa.

if they have the ability and the time they clearly don't have the job. hired these people. greg: yes. all right joey what have you got? >> check this out. in honor of the democratic president that got us to the moon we are going to use something that jugs human waste. that's where we are today. >> i won, i won. greg: i have a good one. look at mine. you jeff: sure you have a really long thing that sends all the waste products to belgium because we aren't even sure that belgium exists. i say that arbitrarily. >> we all got an e-mail warning us to be careful using body parts and that's your submission.

>> no body parts and don't mention any countries. greg: do you want to hear something really amazing? i think tyrus may have one. i do like tom's. here's the at risk thing thing about this. if you solve this one problem you solve the entire sanitation problem on earth. if you have the way -- it's jeff: tang when they invented tang it helped us like velcro and tang. those were the only two things i could think of. >> gatorade and sports. greg: if we solve this problem we will never see again. i think it should be done unconsciously when you're asleep. go to bed, they hook up the pipe

and you wake up and it's gone. elves that come and take your. i'm going to shut up now. this show is going to be number 11. it's going to be number one with that segment. all right, more of the show next. are you sick and tired of looking and

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can sing it would have to listen to them try i like it and i think it's perfect. >> thank you. great show. we love you america. happy fourth. jesse: welcome to t1 i am jesse waters. happy birthday, america. the great nation turning 244 years old today. instead of having the stories celebrated, the left is trying to re- write it. >> monuments and statues coming down around the country is america confronts its racist past. >> taking down confederate monuments isn't destroying history it is presenting the real history. >> what we are seeing is people are resonating with history. it's an important