tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News July 18, 2020 7:00pm-8:00pm PDT
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it hit stores in september but you can preorder it and you will enjoy it. go to judge jeanine the store. you get a beach towel with it. thanks for watching. advocating for truth, justice and the american way. good night. ♪ >> if you learned anything this summer, left wing politicians suck. anyway they go, they ruin things. portland, seattle, minneapolis. reminds me of public service ads to scare you away from crystal meth. there's the after picture, the same girl is a blemished junkie, it worked on me. that's what happens to towns under democrats. a gem of a city becomes a decrepit mass which shows a
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cause-and-effect still in effect. democrat leaders tell the police they can't stop looting, what you get? more looting. the same leaders probably blame police in terms of crime, what you get? more crime. your police officers attacked during a peaceful march, one of the victims was the nypd chief of department. recently that before protesters. what does that tell you? some won't take no, or even yes for an answer but the police don't exist to neil but to preserve law and order. you take that away, what's left? cause-and-effect. as crime explodes in nyc, thankfully black leaders are calling police to bring back the anti- crime unit. 600 undercover officers supposed to get legal illegal guns off the street but they were taken off the street instead. you see them more than doubling and shootings at 45%. cause and effect.
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you can expect the media, predicting the effects of the slashing of the police budget, disrespecting cops reviewing this information to undermine our trust in the law, they didn't. you and i did in one city you saw four 100% jump in retirement. two texas police officers were ambushed and murdered. that may not be cause-and-effect but it shows you how little the violence is actually covered. the police in texas and oklahoma and elsewhere have been targeted but the media perceives the police as sharks and everyone else as swimmers but the visual evidence of the destruction grows as the media ignores citizens police as gang violence spikes, the media dismisses it by saying this neighbor has been around forever. it puts the media in a tough spot. if you want the democrats to win in november, you can't cover the violence at all because trump will win so they don't cover it. instead, they go after
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candidate. >> tommy our president in the middle of the pandemic, has got time for this week. are you kidding me? i don't care who it is. in the middle of the pandemic. greg: forgive me but i don't think he might be the right guy to talk priorities. this was the actual swab being used to fit of that double barrel shotgun you have mounted on the front of your pretty fa face. greg: fresh covid patients that killed thousands the scene and dismissed death in favor of theater. marking the murder rates in chicago and new york? >> democratic cities are in chaos right now. that's what you want from joe
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biden and they will take your country away. oh my gosh, it's so bad. defunding police and. greg: i love that voice. to recap, a can of beans, very upsetting. increase in murder, no big deal. but to be part of a course that is this is suffering. we watched the looting and the media said nothing to see her. body cameras in new york, nothing to see here. did you see mary trump's new book, they had someone to his sats so what is it about these repetitive dismissals? could be manipulated this preserves conflict which keeps the media and business? as we see our country barely towards a climax, remember who the travel agent was. the media. when trump said big news was the
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enemy of the people, that might be the most important truth since like forever. look at what the media has managed so far. biased framing of law enforcement amplified to a universal chorus. it's a man-made dismantling driven by media enabling lawlessness. would please me, what's the plan by those who wish to tear down the system? the plan is tear down the system. the alternative to lock in order? no law, no order. i headed to america, we've been patient, law-abiding all throughout this. america is basically a 747 and violent anarchists of the drunken seat 24f. we, the other passengers, burn our eyes and try to do more but it gets worse. man handles a flight attendant. they pull him out of his seat, tie him to the toilet in the back. it might happen which is why we need our leaders first to stand up and protect our communities. work with the police because of
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they don't, the thin blue line will banish, leaving all of us to fend for ourselves. let's welcome tonight yes, heartthrob, host of the ruby report, dave rubin. she's a legal mind with a smile, host of the crimes that changed america on fox nation, emily c. you can't help but rejoice when you hear her voice, kat timpf. he's not sure what the deep end of the pool means but tyrus. you are our legal expert, or so you claim, what is it about the democrats so hell-bent on letting the cities destroyed
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themselves? kat: i honestly have no idea. i grew up in the west coast and i still haven't been able to figure it out. destruction is so obvious and i don't see it as community or law enforcement, law enforcement is part of our community and what they need is investment, not defunding. lately i've been spending time with police officers and it's so heartbreaking plus local leadership and the mayor continues to prevent them from enforcing the law or even defend themselves against brutal assault, but they are risking is more, it is fatal. many officers have to die? i think at every junction of this interrelated gene, the local leadership's need to send a message and have follow-through. zero tolerance for destruction and violence, support for actual law enforcement and arrest and on the quinces because otherwise the photos he showed, the third
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photo is where we are headed and that's the fatal overdose. greg: dave, you and i are a lot of like we share common interests. i think you and i recently joined a special club, care to explain? >> i suspect you're not talking about the clubs, one of the best reads of the year, i think you're talking about under the club which is the gun owners club and we both did. i've only lived in new york and now i live in los angeles. i've only lived in these two crazy places but after watching what has gone on in the last two months in america, you have to be bananas to not at least strongly consider taking your protection of your family and
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property into your own hands. we are watching mobs not only burned down stores and break windows and attack people on the streets but literally stop cars in the middle of the streets, saw what happened to a family who had to defend their property in missouri, there's all sorts of stuff that as american citizens, we have the god-given right enshrined in the bill of rights which is still a pretty great document, the second amendment, the right to bear arms and protect yourself. you and i are doing what you're supposed to do as an american. if they defund the police, i will defend myself. greg: it's a strange position, if we call 911 and no one shows up, we have to take care of ourselves. i think prior, they endorsed hillary and obama, if i rememb remember, correct me if i'm wrong but i know you want. were you surprised? >> it depends how much you're paying attention, if you're not
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surprised. if you're someone who's saying it's not that bad in new york city right now, you're clearly not in new york city. i'm a libertarian so i'm find with most laws going away. if you want to do some drugs drugs and not on the street, you should be arrested but there's the nonaggression principle where if you can do whatever he wants until you are interfering with the rights of another person. we are seeing so much of that right now, i was at a bar sunday, shocking. i know it's shocking but the manager was saying three times the place has been broken into since this started. she's a younger woman, she was closing and multiple times had to do dealing with naked guys on meth. we were walking yesterday late afternoon and there was some lunatic high in the middle of the sidewalk who physically tried to grab me from his wheelchair.
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it is a work from home today, i didn't look great. i don't want to know what happened if i didn't have my hair extensions in. in my paying huge amount of rent and taxes to live in a post- apocalyptic wasteland? greg: i want to apologize for the naked part. [laughter] >> the naked part i have no problem with. it's the stealing of things. greg: carl is a dog. some people in new york who don't want dogs. some serious wisdom. >> as you can see, i relocated to a safer place for me to social distance, it's wonderful out here. it is phenomenal. [laughter] i'd like to say hey guys, welcome to the club but there's
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another club i'd like to invite you to, it's called team arsenal because i have a small arsenal of handguns, shotguns and assault rifles. i have enough ammunition. one gun is cute but two guns means don't play with me. everyone get involved. this year's christmas cards will have guns on it. it's a good idea. the scary part is, defunding police is probably the worst idea ever heard and i've heard some really bad ideas. i'm saying it's ten times worse than taking 1 dollar away from the police department and we are seeing the results of that. there's plenty of room appear in space, guys. greg: i love it out there. you are your own planet. all right, in my new book, it's almost out. will be out later this month. for people who hate self-help.
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thursday, biden, ibadan obama, kanye. tweet telling their followers to send in $1000 to bit coin and in return, being double the money. people did and by the time they caught on, hackers pulled and $20 billion. you have to spend that much on edible underwear but still not a bad take and it could have been worse. fbi is looking into how it happened. twitter employees are working from home these days, was not a factor? was there a guy on the inside? ocean 11 movies always have a guy on the inside. i had a guy on the inside ones but that's another story for another time. speaking of guys on the inside, -- that's sad story.
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did you know trump wasn't hacked? is it because it's too hard to hack his twitter account or no one would actually believe trump with the bit coin sale? [laughter] there's actually nothing too crazy for trump to say on twitter. the hackers are like there's nothing we can do. a lot of experts on television put on glasses when they are trying to be serious, i have perfect vision, these are fake glasses. [laughter] cyber security expert for this segment, the fact that hackers can get into twitter, which is our means of communication these days, the fact there were able to not only do this scam but also block all of the blue check
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verified people, which i think everyone on this panel is, congrats, guys. the fact that they are able to sign certain people when they want to, you know they shadow band to other nefarious things. we've got a big battle to fight with big tech and i'm glad people are kind of waking up finally. greg: tyrus, i don't want to sound like i'm some idiot but 100 grand, didn't you expect like, it was a lot of work for 100 grand, don't you think? >> was it? was it a lot of work? they turned their computer on whether phone and went like this and then did this and then they got 100 grand? i mean, i don't know how many calories you burn hacking but i think lumberjacks work a little harder. i think it's kind of ironic that
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twitter got, it sucks when people start messing with you, doesn't it, twitter? you want to mess with every time somebody has an independent thought and then you are getting messed with and it's a horrible thing. you feel naked and alone and twitter is so shocked someone went in there and made them look bad or embarrass them or take away people's independent thoughts or speeches even though they don't agree with that. if anybody would have hit me with that, everybody would have known, tyrus ain't giving anybody money. if it's $1000, i'll take it. come on, man. greg: kat, would you have fallen for this? >> no. when i first saw the headline, you want to find me say something embarrassing? look at the timeline. i'm already tweeting it but they
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are trying to do the money thing but i don't get it. there probably pretty good hackers so how about, i hate to give hackers ideas but just do some identity theft credit card, cut out the middleman. don't hack her twitter, hack the bank account. there are a number of people who aren't good at thinking things through in the bigger picture. greg: i was expecting them to get like -- >> what if it wasn't even that big of a hack? what if they all had the same password? it was all one, two, three 45, who do we get? they are like joe biden -. greg: joe biden's password is joe biden's password, that's what it is.
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emily, do you think these guys will get caught? >> eventually. i will say this. to me, i feel like this is when your credit card gets stolen and you buy a pack of gun at 711 before the lamborghini. you do a test run so to me, this was a minor one step toward taking back down the power grid or the smart homes that everyone loves to have so if you need me, i'll be hiding under the bed. greg: that's a scary thought. i hope when someone asked me, it's really smart stuff because nobody will believe it. really intelligent stuff on twitter, that's not him. he's kind of drunk when he's on twitter usually. up next, electric fence around a bar to increase social distancing. good idea? ♪
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troopers in selma. it was said the leadership martin luther inspired me to find a way to get in the way to get in trouble, trouble, necessary trouble. who is served in the house of representatives 33 years and known as the conscience of congress. in december, is battling pancreatic cancer. he died friday. john lewis was 80. ♪ greg: welcome back. it's time again for -- ♪ so disney world finally reopened but some changes, all rights replaced by yoga classes. not really but guess won't be allowed to receive their ride photos if they aren't wearing a mask. the policy is denying photos to
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anyone doing something unsafe and not wearing a mask fits the bill. it's like nothing but skin thong and the teacups. got tired of ignoring social distancing rules and installed an electric fence to keep them in line. drunk people have already been shocked by it. it's like my grandpa used to say, greg, you're talking to me. that had nothing to do with this story. anyway. speaking of mask and grandparents, the latest tik tok trend features teens who come up with a tricky way to buy booze, dressing up as mask wearing grandmas. brilliant. videos showing kids wearing on a mask, headscarf, some even use a walker and they bite the booze without being asked to show id. those are some impressive disguises. let's check in with our senior correspondent, heavy metal grandma. ♪
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♪ i think i'm in love. would they put this much into buying booze, don't they deserve to drink? >> i tend to agree with my libertarian friend, kat. if you're 18, you can go to work, i think you can have a beer. in my day, it was different. we just went in, grabbed something and ran out. also, your buddy had the car running. there's a certain artform to it. they are leaving a lifestyle, we are in the middle of the pandemic. three years until they are 21,
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we don't know. go ahead, go for it. i think it's good they are showing some artistic, they are wearing a mask to the kind of our if they do it in seattle or los angeles or new york, they can take up $900 of booze and alcohol before it's technically a crime and they are still paying for it so let's applaud the little guys, the rascals for wearing masks and paying for it. after they got their alcohol, they didn't burn down 711 so good job, guys. [laughter] greg: it's like they didn't hurt anybody so it's kind of innovative. >> i love the electric fence, that's my favorite. there have been some nights in my past where i would have been better off had been electrocuted than if i had been allowed to continue what i was doing. just kidding. [laughter] you should wear a mask but if
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you don't, just take a photo of someone else with your hair and say that's me. how do they know who's who? greg: that's so true. emily, i have a strong belief that this disney character should also be wearing masks over their faces to serve as role models to our countries vulnerable children. do you agree? emily: their existing facemasks as those kinds of mask. greg: they think it's their real face so they have to put a mask over their face. emily: i never thought that so i think it's brilliant. it depends if it's a real character like cinderella. tyrus: they have a name, the big
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mouse? say it. greg: that's like big tobacco and disney is like they are big mice. [laughter] emily, you have any insightful comment before i move on to dave? emily: no, i just love for these kids are doing. i'm all for it and it blends this time, it doesn't happen unless you record it and put it on your social media. when we were growing up, we would just pay others to buy it and tipped them and alcohol also. i think that's the standers '80s move. greg: i noticed this weird phenomenon, i was at a small store and i had a bottle of vitamin water zero and this young kid was saying to his mother, they don't have any more vitamin water zero and he walked over me and said did you get the last one?
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i said yes, i did and you can't have it. so he was wearing a mask and i was wearing a mask and i'm wondering if wearing a mask, it makes you more of an a whole, i don't think i would have said that but i was staring at a kid wearing a mask and i was wearing one, maybe that's why the looting was so bad, the masks enabled us. [laughter] dave: you just gave media their whole week's worth of stories. you stopped a kid from getting a vitamin water but i loved this story. the fact that these kids are dressing up like the golden girls, to go get booze, it's the greatest story ever heard. any kid who does this, i'll send you extra booze. greg: the golden girls house is for sale.
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greg: the redskins are dead skins. plans to change the team's mascot. the move comes after growing calls to read the name that's considered offensive. the team blended after corporate sponsors like nike threatened to terminate their team partnerships. they say they are planning a name change for the indians also. they plan to keep their names but the tomahawk celebration. meanwhile, a more and called on the texas rangers to drop their name. it got us thinking, the most of times of teams out there that need a more 2020 family
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identity. there's a small batch we think could work so instead of the edmonton oilers, yet. it's time for the solar panels. right? nashville predators, that's a terrible thing. replace it with the nashville hr department. they are always looking out for you. finally, houston rockets, rockets kill people. let's go with houston pockets. it sounds like rockets but it pockets. see? oh my god. i don't even know what i mean anymore, catch. how do you feel about these changes? i don't care. kat: instead of changing the name, change it to redskin potato, right? loaded with b vitamins, twice as much potassium as a medium size banana. i googled it. i can't get mad about it either. i am a white lady so if they are
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upset, i'm not saying you can't be look at it statistically, a lot of people aren't. it historically but it's not being used that way in this context. washington post, three tribal leaders in virginia, all had no problem with that. 98% the tribes are redskins fans so almost bad as being a redskin fan, it's not because you hate native american people. it's awful to say something like that because context is very important and if we get away from a place we can have an honest conversation about context, everything could be canceled. greg: dave, i've always felt redskins to me, it's different than the other names. it sounds, it's about their skin so it is kind of bad but the interesting thing is, these
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battles and up dissipating and it doesn't save anybody's lives or improve anybody's lives but it takes the place of action that could help people, maybe. that's my theory. dave: of course. it's like everything else the people throw at us. kat is right, they've done tons of surveys were native american people and through native american organizations and by huge numbers, they are not offended by it. they find of certain pride in it but it's about skin color so maybe there's something there but can you get the guy who put the finger on the button for a second so i can say a bad word? i'm going to say a bad word. it's all a bunch of. we all know it. they are trying to erase everything from our past. teardown statues, take out the
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washington monument and the rest of it. it has nothing to do with those things. they took out a statue of frederick douglass, they want to come from abraham, they want to raise our past and continue a course for the future so we need to just say we're just not going to do this anymore. it's all outrage. greg: emily, you live in washington, seattle, washington or there about. or have. is it time to change the name of the state? should all states just to be numbered? emily: probably. the direction we are heading but don't forget, i'm a member of the raider nation. when i look back, we've seen this happen for quite some time. whether it's the washington bullets, astros used to be houston 40 fives so there has been, this has happened before.
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we've also seen a lot of name changes for other reasons like the oakland invaders and san diego chargers so i think they are more flexible than we give them credit for but that being said, i feel for them because it's the redskins. if raters change their name, i would lose my mind and i have a catchy phrase going on. [laughter] greg: i never saw the tattoo because i only see the front of you. interesting. i am slow today. my goodness. tyrus, i like the san francisco giants, should i be put off by that? tyrus: i see what you're trying to do that. you think i am a giant.
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you want me to change the name to else maybe? [laughter] maybe we change the name to washington tail fingers for a while but i think it's changed, the redskins was always kind of, it is kind of a little rough. if you have to make real changes to make the fans happy, get rid of the owner. he constantly ruined their season. it's not the name but i agree with the braves, keep the braves. it's like a warrior, it describes a brief individual. i do think it's funny when you say we are going to review the tomahawk chop. how do you review a celebration? is there a panel? we had a group of these five who are going to sit down.
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emily, good play. [laughter] greg: you go for like a three day stomach. all about the tomahawk. tyrus: we could change that. come on, that's all i can really say. change it to something cool. lighten up on everybody else. greg: . dave: you could mock it but i'm getting 20 grand for that, dude. greg: is back all the way. the war on charge. up next.
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with burgers in their hearts, they made a song. burger king released a commercial announcing their plans to combat climate change by lowering the company's methane condition. it involves teaching english so they can read books about global warming. no, actually they are making their cow parts -- i'm going to keep going. they will make their cows start and burp less by adding lemongrass to their livestock
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feed which according to their earned turning internal study will drop by 30%. i even got some for my self because if it works for cows -- anyway, here's a weird add featuring a yodeling sensation, nathan ramsey. ♪ ♪ yodeling is weird. it beats their other add. >> this is my cheeseburger. my cheeseburger. get down.
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[laughter] greg: that makes me feel sad all over. this is something that might convince me to go vegan because it's weird to think you eat something that actually starts because i consider that a human quality. now i feel terrible. dave: i don't want to out you but i have been to steakhouses with you, you evil capitalist. one day when the world comes for all of us and they will wear not just tearing down statues but for the people who ate meat, and very happily and proudly the meat eater and you're not going to stop me from eating meat and yes, cows do far and burp, all mammals do but i'm going to continue eating those things and every week i do this show, i say there's another reason i feel we
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are actually in the movie theocracy and i'm fairly certain that commercial is proof of that. greg: i look forward to that because i like the idea of combining a toilet with a sofa. i always thought that was brilliant. kat, wouldn't you see this more as a factual virtue cigna? they use so much dead cow and it's like the cancel culture offset. kat: if it's good for the earth, that's great. i live on the earth. however, i've talked about this on the show before about how women are not men can turn 40 into a career. they focus only on the 40 cows. bulls far, to but they are men so they can for all they want. why are they extending into the animal kingdom?
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i am offended. it's misogynistic and i demand an apology. greg: interesting. tyrus, what are your thoughts? tyrus: first of all, on behalf of bulls, cats, we apologize. second, can you imagine the preparation it is to become a scientist, especially if it's a zoologist, you got to go to school eight years plus in turn for another two and then go back to get your doctorate you've got to be somebody like david, travel the world, find a new species, no. what's your first assignment after all that school? you're going to count cow parts. could you imagine? scientists sitting there in the field with a monitor going i went to school for this? literally. is it working? yes, it's weightless. can i go now? literally ridiculous.
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the best part, apparently california is directly linked to melting glaciers. literally, the glaciers will stop melting instantly as soon as we put a cork in the cows. nothing to do with mother nature just being mother nature. it's crazy to me that scientists gave his life's work to count cow parts. kat: this is my second time in a month talking about ford on tv. greg: you know what's embarrassing? are you telling me cows are only cows are female? kat: yes. [laughter]
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greg: okay, i thought of veal was a separate animal and i didn't know there were only female cows. i am literally an idiot. i am one of the dumbest people i've ever met. all right, emily. i want to apologize for my idiocy. tyrus: ignorant. greg: emily, last word to you. emily: i don't think i can help you but did you see what that little boy walked out of? that was an orifice. so here's why the commercial had kids in it, no self-respecting adult would do that. no wonder they have to have kids signing up. [laughter] greg: i would do it, too. i can't-year-old though. i'm going to shut up now. don't go anywhere.
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we are out of time. thanks for joining us. i love you, america. ♪ >> welcome to "watters world". dangerous liberal, that's the subject of tonight "watters world". >> center left. where it's not his way left. jesse: that's a flat out lie. then the watters washington post says that. biden's vision comes into view and it's much more liberal than it was. biden is way left. i will show youn biden and when i'm finished, you'll see the radical lunatic who will destroy the country. biden says planes, trains and automobiles
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