the beach. we should have a beach blanket that says judge jeanine so feel like you went to the beach. then read my book, don't lie to me. get it? [laughter] have a good night. ♪ ♪ greg: one of the signs of hysteria? behavior typically deemed mentally unstable becomes entirely acceptable. you ever wonder how people enter the drowning which is or killing neighbors civil wars following is the deacon on instagram? you can bet hysteria was the driving force. we see idiots depending fighting and looting while laughing on rising murder rates. currently in nyc, the rate of shootings is expanding faster

than sweatpants. pretty sure i used that line before but it never gets old. behavior is more blindness, acceptance of evil infecting the media, politicians and all playing on the street. people call them protesters out of fear but they aren't. they are the white middle-class right kids caught in a spell of fashionable madness. it's awful until it's so awful, it's hilarious. ♪ >> shut up. shut up. greg: there is a classic. normally i never think of that movie ever except it's been pulled from film festival after unload protesters claim it glorifies police. adults would ignore such complaints assuming they are from sheldon's, the only film they are familiar with whatever films are on the toilet bowl. organizers on adults, they are cowards. i've heard hysterical calls to arms the police are bad and

folded like appointment mayor before alpaca identifying itself as a parent. other films slated to run include teacher from the black lagoon. let's take a look. >> can i have your phone number so i can ask you out sometime? greg: disgusting. typical patriarchal gender prison. john penn played crime cultural appropriation given the surfing was predominantly. black lagoon, how racist is that? black lagoon? really? look at this horror film. >> hey! greg: what's it would take to

you? really it's tapping into a white privileged fear, dark complexion creature kidnaps a caucasian female and brings her to his layer. it could have been written by trump campaign stuff. we need to burn the remaining wheels. it hysteria, it's what our leaders are having for dinner with their burned hair. remember the boston marathon bomber, you're supposed to die. he got reprieved last year. he appealed for less death in one. he didn't get reprieved? the bomber. they were disbanded. apparently the city suddenly had limited resources so they cut the specialized highly trained outfit. meanwhile, seattle's expected to/their police force in half and get rid of the s.w.a.t. te team. with the money they are saving, they are going to build dow downtown hysteria zone, no cops a ball pit for antifa. does it make you remember when defunding the police, they didn't really mean it? lies. they are doing it as, homicide

rates spike. as the pi has to open 300 domestic terror investigations since the rise began. after 70 days of writing, the portland mayor is upset. because of the suffering it brought to its citizens but that it might help trump. >> don't think for a moment if you are participating in this act to be that your not being part of the reelection campaign of donald trump because you absolutely are. you are creating the b roll film that would be used nationally to help donald trump during this campaign. don't want to be part of that don't show up. greg: see? that's why the chaos and violence is evil because it provides rate the role for trump, not that hurts people. what pile of crab the mayor is. he's why the country could be screwed. hysteria makes you do weird things like in a time of random violence illuminating cops and

s.w.a.t., think it's an intelligent response or panic from cowardice? it's also mental illness driven by media that makes money, not content but discontent. there may be signs hysteria is running out of victims. we are watching ellen getting figuratively and possibly literally canceled. most off-limits, a famous level lesbian is getting devoured for being a jerk. that means locusts are running out of fresh meat when they cease on their own. lock your door, oprah is coming. will insanity run out of steam? are these nuts like doritos, no matter how many backs you go through, they keep making more? as long as colleges turn out these rage forms, they will keep clogging our highways. unless the adults wake up and take the reins back. it better happen soon. the more it spreads, the longer it lasts. suddenly he wake up thinking you're in portland when it now

america. let's welcome tonight's guest. retired green beret comedian, joe devito. fox nation, kat timpf. niagara falls is his jacuzzi. fox nation, tyrus. all right, terry. where are we headed, what can we do? you can answer those questions in order. terry: first of all, the black lagoon is one of my favorite movies of all time. steven spielberg stole that, i have a life-size bus in my house. here's the funny thing, that

festival, if something happens, some people commit crimes, they will call the police to help them i think it's interesting the police and bad guys, we talk about this every day, every week, all the time. we are seeing the results of decades of people being told the country sucks, everybody is bad and needs to overthrow it. the government is not your friend, you listen to wheeler, he's saying no i destroyed the city but don't talk about it or show it because people will vote trump. it is crazy. greg: joe, i'm a little confused because i don't think kindergarten cop is arnold worst movie. i was going to put twins ahead of that. [laughter] joe: she's talking about kindergarten cop like it's the bad lieutenant. what a perfect 2020 movie to

take on. we've got no cops or kindergarten. [laughter] >> the movie is from that time period, you got predator where he takes on an undocumented immigrant and commanded where he kills like 100 people to save alyssa milano which -- but i don't think she watched this movie. the most problematic scene in this movie is the one the little boy standing up and saying ways have a and girls have up to china. they are canceled. greg: i was surprised that was under the radar because it's more offensive to the modern progressive than anything. you may be the only person who loves weird movies within me. why hasn't hollywood stood up

against this because everybody there is going to be canceled unless they built a law against it? tyrus: i'm trying not to reach through this camera and pull joe to the screen. arnold has never had a bad movie. kindergarten cop is phenomenal. how dare you? i even want hercules in new york, phenomenal. i'm not going to go there. the book burning is now arts ann coulter. i challenge you, i know you're a writer, he loved movies, kindergarten, sequel, kindergarten cop, we put the babies in police uniforms, our message, we will not defund the police, we will refund them. we will bring them in and babies. they will grow up to be cops. the sadness of this, the ridiculousness time we are in, i

never thought i would be the adult in the room and if you told me tyrus, you are riding, burning buildings, assaulting people and if you keep doing it, someone will make a video about you doing it and it's going to hurt us as opposed to you need to be arrested. if you only had more boots on the ground like federal agents or someone to help out and arrest these riders who are destroying in town, i wonder where he be at now. you don't want that because you don't want consequences. i am the adult in the room, i'm still dressing the same as i was when i was ten and i and the adult in the room. this is scary. greg: when i was ten -- i asked about doritos, they continually get turned out. you seen an end to this? kat: i'm pessimistic because

there's this narrative well-established in the media that if you want police on the street, you are racist. that is the narrative but if you look at statistics, they just released a poll, 81% of black americans what the same amount or more police presence in their neighborhood so people who are putting out this narrative, they are either they know that and they don't care and they are using black americans as proper or they don't know that because i don't have a father to google something or so massive division in the country. both are very bad. this is different than reform. 94% of americans want either major or minor reforms in how police operate which is very different. but we all agree on a lot of these things. i guess that doesn't rates because we all have so much to agree on, you realize these loud voices full of crab get all the attention. it too serious of an issue.

greg: is not directed at me? kat: no. tyrus: the one armed man did it. it was terry. greg: are you still engaged? kat: i haven't messed it up get. [laughter] greg: it's now been seven days, that's a new record for you. congratulations. >> it's so against her brand. kat: it's destroyed my brand. greg: anybody who says it's against my friend, they deserve not to have a brand. tyrus: and their arm put in a sling. greg: you can't touch me. you're disgusting. don't forget about my upcoming live show. sunday august 16, massachusetts, there's still like 20 spots left.

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what is the face of this upcoming debate? did you notice how many want to scrap the whole thing? bill clinton former spokesman, joe lockhart said biden should not go up against trump because trump will turn the debate into a circus. >> the circus atmosphere we know more than anything, helps trump. he's better at being the circus clown and any other politician we've ever seen. i just don't think biden get anything from entering the circus ring. greg: you should know about services, being a clown and all. meanwhile, elizabeth drew write a title, let's scrap the presidential debates because it never made sense for presidential leadership. never made sense? if you pick your side to lose, it doesn't make sense. then there's this guy, the right

that pushing this don't debate stuff, i guess he never watches his own network. fewer people want to listen to opposing opinions a trump biden debate seems more important. even biden knows that, he's agreed to all three debates. public doesn't remember. what are they afraid of? how much time do you have? >> what you all know but most don't know, unlike the african-american community with notable exceptions and latino community, it's a diverse community of different attitude about different things. you go to florida and find a different attitude about immigration in certain places and you do when you're in arizona so it's a very different, diverse community. greg: that's not racist. he's been trying to clarify that ever since. it makes you almost forget about this. >> why would i take a test? come on, man. that's like saying before you got here, take a test if you're

taking cocaine or not, what you think? are you a junkie? greg: great answer. use that during the debate. i can see the home audience watching now. >> why would it take a test? come on, man. that's like saying to you before you got here, take a test if you're taking cocaine or not, what you like? greg: thank goodness they can't vote. joe, your kind of an expert on joe's. is he getting worse? i feel like he's getting worse. joe: he definitely is. i was watching when he said that and i took cocaine before i watched him and that didn't help. [laughter] the only way he will get through it debate is if they are mashed into a fine pace and mixed with his applesauce. that's why we need this debate. there are serious questions about his cognitive ability.

we don't know if he can think on his feet or stand on his feet. he might be a hologram so people saying we don't need -- yeah, the debates are of sparring much but we need to see that he believes the things he's saying he's not just reiterating what some pr wrote. look at what he said about the diversity in hispanic and african-american unities, he's great because he volunteers up stupid answer. that wasn't even an answer to the question he was asked. if he can't hang, that is his problem. he said 50 years to get his act together. this is not suddenly a new thi thing, joe biden doesn't need debate but the american voters do. greg: that's really good, they talk about cognitive decline, a lot of it probably is cognitive

decline, it's just that he can't shut up and he goes down weird pass, he's always done that for years. kat: i do think there has to be a debate but i think donald trump might have some difficult debating joe biden, not because biden is good at it but because he's so bad that it. the whole thing, in 2016 debates, he wasn't afraid to pull punches. a lot of people say that's why he voted for him however, it's a little different when you appear to be punching someone who may or may not know where he is. if trump is up there crazy joe this and that and biden is like crazy eights? will have eight people in the back. he's going to look like a terrible human being and it will make it more difficult but there's a lot of things he could hit biden on such as his record, particularly on criminal justice, we've still got to see it happen but it's almost

tougher to debate someone out of context with somebody when they're that much worse at it and you are. it hard to not look like a jerk. greg: true. kind of like you're picking on him so that goes back to tyrus, joe biden even now, these last pieces we saw, he's a crafty white devil. he's making himself look so glad that he could possibly win. tyrus: honestly, what he said rings true. when he was talking about, his words could have been better but i got the message clearly because there's a lot of more diversity in the latino community because they can still speak their language and they can trace their roots back within one generation and have family members from all the different countries weather to cuba, south america, mexico, spain, african-american people are like we have to get on 23 and me to trace our roots back

in language was stolen. when he said that, i don't know if he meant what he said but i was like yeah, that makes sense. we need, i'm looking at this, the bar is set so low for that crafty joe biden that if he even ties one debate, you lose because this copy of saying well he's this, he's this, you keep saying he's not cognitive. if you really think that, start praising him, how smart and clever he is. kat: if he even shows up. tyrus: he wins. i keep telling you, is almost white guy is a little smarter than the other white guy on how to play the game. president trump is a fighter, he wants to fight, fight. biden knows that. muhammad ali pays a visit, he's

doping the president. he saying hit me. that's all you've got? what happened to george foreman? got knocked out because he threw too many punches. all the good things you've done with our economy, stand your ground and don't even talk about joe biden. he wants you pulling out that window going hey, wear a mask. then waits for trauma. [laughter] i'm telling you. greg: terry, do you agree with tyrus? terry: i think it is a good analogy. it's also funny how the dems want to cancel stuff that doesn't work for them at the moment. they want to get rid of electoral college, they are going to look bad. we've had years, literally years of resisting president trump and this is the best dude they can get. you and i talked about this a while ago, i think before covid, the dems have resigned themselves to losing this election because think about it,

how are you going to be a sitting president makes the country the number one energy producing country in the world, closed black and hispanic unemployment in our history, a lot of things he didn't get done, i get that but he was going to be tough to be. i think the dems are almost in a stronger position by being the coyotes, nipping at his heels another four years but when covid came there were like we might have a shot at this. oh wait, we picked joe biden. greg: for years to be evil hitler godzilla and they come up with like sleepy joe and honestly, i still believe he's not going to be the nominee. i will bet is to pay that joe biden will not be the nominee, it will be kamala harris. kat: i have my pick. greg: but he hasn't made a vp choice. they know they can't take the vp until they have the pier.

up next, school fears and create your own fears. these stories may or may not be related. ♪

america's news headquarters, i am actually. u.s. reaching another coronavirus milestone tonight, more than 5 million americans now have the virus, according to

the new york times database. back leading the world in coronavirus they cases. some health officials say the total number of infections could be much higher, more than 162,000 americans have died from the virus. a report finding nearly 600 cases of the coronavirus related illness among children, most of those with a so-called multisystem dormitory system into intensive care. victims overwhelmingly hispanic and black children, the average was eight. 55% male. obesity is the most commonly reported underlying condition. the school systems are struggling with resuming in class instruction. ♪ ♪ greg: time once again for -- ♪

byob. southwest airlines asking people to stop drinking bring their own booze. ever since airlines stopped serving alcohol, which is wrong, people started to bring their own. swinging their own drinks will be thrown out of the plane which it reaches 35000 feet. i kid, it's actually 40000. speaking of booze, the world health organization asking people to use, you really need to party? they say some people going to bars, barbecues and such has led to new outbreaks in some countries. a survey finds four out of five parents are considering homeschooling their kids this fall. 25% say they will not let their kids go back into the classroom, referring to hot oil. surprised me, too. we went to typical eighth-graders for comments.

>> oh my. greg: stupid. i believe you told me a long time ago we were once homeschooled. what if they find out kids in lockdown, like years from now, emerge smarter than they would have been? kids who are homeschooled not by choice, and of becoming better educated because of that? what would happen? it could be a great study. kat: certainly. i was homeschooled in fourth and fifth grade and i learned so much more because i had the freedom to do things i was interested in and learn the way i wanted, it did not mean i was never leaving my home. i was still involved in more activities than i would have been if i had been going to traditional school. i was in acting in community

theaters, such a star. being able to go on trips, things like that. that's what kids are missing everyone is homeschooled. it's not even right to call it homeschool, it is lockdown school which is very different than learning school at home and having more time to explore the world. greg: that's interesting. tyrus, you can choose a talk about homeschooling or this awful rule of preventing people from drinking on planes. which one would you like to pick? tyrus: i have kids and i'm sure this information would be important to get out there but unfortunately, i base my children's education on how much i like them that particular week so i'll take seeking your booze on southwest for 500, please. come on man, if it's in a brown paper bag, you're not supposed to ask so i will invest in brown paper bags, you say it cough medicine, who are they to argue? they can't touch you, i'm wearing my mask so it cough

medicine. pay no attention to the shaker i'm putting in my cough medicine, that's my business. you can ask me. kat: but who cares? problem, who is it a problem for? tyrus: it's apparent think when it comes to kids, it's not a government thing, i've got six, each one has an individual plan based on what's best for them. i got some that are homeschooled and some are going to school. but the parent make the call. it's not about government or opinion. greg: terry. terry: yes, covid. here's the thing, people i think, we see people behaving almost as a rebound belligerently to regulations like on the plane, they might have a drink in a paper bag but don't just go f you, i'm drinking this but i think the

reason is, there was a middle line when we started, it seems like years ago. we don't know about this virus so here is what we are going to do. handwashing, limit your activity and quarantine and take care of the people for local. the reason was to flatten the curve so we don't overwhelm the hospital. everybody was on board with that and then it changed. then we get afflicting health information, you need a mask or don't need a mask. do this or don't do this and they never apologize for being wrong or incorrect, they just tell us to accept it. then moved the goalpost, it wasn't just until we flatten the curve, now it's your locked down, your business it done and we will let you know when we have a vaccine or something, just take it. the final thing, being looked down there knows by politicians who have never missed a paycheck or meal and then they say you must hate grandma or kids into what it has made people unreasonable for their like it

not that we are science deniers, we are just tired of swallowing crab and being told what to do by a clearly incompetent government and understandably fallible health system and we are still supposed to take it. so people now are behaving badly, they will go to parties and sneaks up on a plane and tell people to stuff it. greg: after the first minute, it was pretty good stuff. devito. last word to you. joe: you should be allowed to drink however must you can carry onto the plane if you're flying spirit air, you should be left to shoot up. whatever gets you through the flight. you should be allowed to smoke crack, venom, it's good enough for the crew, it's good enough for you. [laughter] as far as the kids, i think the kids should go back to school

because the young kids don't seem to be particularly susceptible to the virus so those are the ones who should go back to school. the college kids are the ones who should stay home with those other ones they make money off of so they are trying to rush them back. it will be different, we have to deal with that. i look to back when i was in school and if the teachers had to wear a mask, i could never have seen the disappointment on their faces so it's a different world. [laughter] greg: it is. up next, would you write your will to overheated pools? love this story. ♪

finally, an app for a lap. uber with swim trunks corning, an app that allows people to rent out their swimming pools by the hour. this sounds kinky. prices range from $15, to $300 an hour depending on the amenities like bathrooms and

barbecues and this guy. ♪ business has grown 2000 present this summer. probably due to the lockdown. my friend carl rented a pool this afternoon and invited everyone but me. ♪ ♪ calls a jerk. tyrus, why is it that i can love this idea but never do it? the idea of being able to go to any swimming pool, that's great but there's something wrong with it. tyrus: you're not getting in a stranger's pool and paying for it. that's not happening. you won't even let us know the address to your cabin so could you imagine you wanted to sit in the jews cousy, it's not

happening. it sounds cool but i would never let anybody in my pool. the reason i got a pool in the big house is so i don't have to go to the public like a pool so i can be away from people. it is also a control thing, i let somebody pay me to do what they want in my pool for an hour, that's going to be hard for me to handle, i can just imagine given the control freak that you are, somebody sits in the pool and you say there's no floating in my contract. she blowing bubbles? it is too much. i think it's great for other people but you're not getting in tyrus' pool unless you're supposed to be there. i don't care how much money you want. greg: you don't want a pool app, you want a pool house cap. a place to go that's a pool house to use the bathroom or change.

terry: that's true. i want to comment, i've noticed this show, you been on me more than usual. i think i realize why. i think it is because you feel emboldened by the fact that i'm out one arm and not in the same room with you. it bothers me a little bit. [laughter] normally i can kind of scare him and give him a broke hug and act like he likes me but now he feels emboldened. i will see you again, great. greg: a slot machine. [laughter] terry: it's funny because i saw it, i go that's a cool idea but then i thought the government has to get involved here, right? if somebody drowns? to keep it filtered? we do the same thing as a public pool but going to a private pool, especially if it's yours. greg: you know what i think? joe, i think this is a front for

orgies. [laughter] is sounds redundant but this is secret code. for people that need this, they should call it grotto. >> chlorine sales must be skyrocketing. it's nasty. i wouldn't pay for that. they should make an app that lets you know when you're neighbor has the car leave the driveway then you can use their pool for free. if i wanted to spend my afternoon rolling around and contaminated body fluids, i would download tender again. [laughter] i did see you watching the fugitive earlier today so you feel like the one armed man is your nemesis. greg: all right, would you rent

a pool to swim in? when you rent your pool out? kat: i am fresh out of pools at the moment but i would've rent one. okay, listen. i would rent pretty much anything as long as it has the amenities of different than the act exact walls i've been confined to for five months. especially if you're living in the city like i am, you have nothing left to do. i can only watch so much tv, i can only have so many long baths even after i started ringing popsicles in there with me, which does spice things up but do you know how many calories worth of popsicles last night i ate? 800 calories, you know how many popsicles that is? an ungodly amount of popsicles. i need something new in my life and if it is a stranger's pool, i don't care how nasty it is. [laughter] greg: i think it is because i

like innovation and this seems, it's an innovative kind of idea. i was thinking about an app to find the private clean bathroom like when you're driving and you plug it in and you say there's a private clean bathroom but that's the same as the pool. you can do the pool thing and pee in the pool. tyrus: this is like sharing a glass of milk with somebody. i just don't want to do it. [laughter] greg: who would share a glass of milk? by the way, whenever he would drink out of a soda and spit in it because it was supposed to be funny, that's not funny. everyone did that? if you were a boy, every boy did that. it was supposed to be funny but nobody laughed. all right, coming right. the worst idea ever. ♪

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shall we soar over the city with hello kitty? this weekend, an airline offering travel passengers a hello kitty themed flight to nowhere. for $180 a ticket, you get to circle the skies for three hours taking in the sights and returned to the same airport.

basically the same thing is flying in general but it comes with the in-flight meal. some gifts featuring popular hello kitty characters like my melody, her bff. little twin stars, kiki and lo lola. hello kitty's uncle. as for the flight, i'd rather ride this for three hours. ♪ ♪ joe, this is acceptable on the plane but booze isn't. joe: you definitely would need some booze for this. this is a flight to hell. i don't know how bored he would have to be to say put me on a plane that looks like it's repeated by an 8-year-old girl or a deranged 44-year-old man. [laughter]

i can't imagine why he would be that bored to think, especially from taiwan, i won't up on a plane and put me in the air near north korea. i'm staying in my bunker. [laughter] greg: tyrus, what would be fun is if you were a middle aged man going by yourself on this. tyrus: because that's the only person who's going to be on that flight. a creepy middle-aged man with treats looking for someone to trap going to nowhere because i'm assuming there's no jurisdiction in nowhere. [laughter] greg: i don't want to get sued. tyrus: if you're not willing to do this, if you're not a creepy guy, you can raise both hands. exactly. [laughter] we know how you hurt your arm. they got away, didn't like? greg: terry, this reminds me of a strange arc from the show,

lost. this is like a three episode arc about hello kitty plane that went to nowhere. [laughter] terry: any grown man that's a fan of things like anime, they are suspect people and there's no way to get around that. most of the planes i wrote in my military career, i jumped out of, i can't imagine being on this, being around weirdos. greg: it could be kids. >> you don't get on hello kitty plane and fly for three hours and land without being a weirdo. greg: what if it is families with little girls? not going to be judgmental. tyrus: the windows are smaller than a regular plane. look at the windows on that thing. it's a trap. [laughter] greg: do you think it is a trap?

kat: you guys, my new criteria of a good time. the walls are different than the same ones i've been confined to for more than five months. if i never come back, okay. take me to wherever. it done, i get that it's done. people say they miss traveling, when people miss traveling, they miss going to the place, not the traveling experience. a number like i would be having fun but not enough hello kitty. i will go anywhere and do anything that is different. greg: i think you would look forward forward to getting that. anything works. we got to go. more show after this. i think. ♪

we are out of time. special thanks to terry, joe, kat timpf and tyrus. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ ussse: don't be alarmed, jussie does have the week off. the economy, 1.8 million jobs in july, that figure is done. unemployment falling to 10% from 11% in june. despite the new wave of coronavirus cases across the country, that number is far from that. with 87 days ago, president trump and joe biden honing in on the economy. one of the top issues this election cycle putting forth u.s. strategies to get americans back to work in america. >> the federal