tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News August 9, 2020 2:00pm-3:00pm PDT
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levine, all tonight on the fox news channel. eric: mark levine as they say. arthel, thank you. folks, thank you for making fox news channel your choice for news. i'm eric shawn. ♪ greg: one of the telltale signs of hysteria, when behavior typically deemed mentally unstable becomes entirely acceptable. if you ever wonder how people ended up drowning witches or killing neighbors in civil wars or following chrissy teigen on instagram, you can bet hysteria was the driving force. we've seen idiots defending looting while laughing off rising murder rates. in nyc the rate of shootings is expanding faster than brian setter's sweat pants. it's a moral blindness of acceptance of evil that infected
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the media, politician, alyssa milano. people call them protesters out of fear but they aren't. they're the white middle class riot kids caught in a spell of fashionable madness. it's awful until it's so awful it's hilarious, right, arnold? >> shut up! greg. shut up. shut up. shut up. greg: there's a classic. normally i would never think of that movie, ever, except it's pulled from a ' an oregon film festival until protesters claimed it glorifies police. adults would ignore such complaints assuming they're from shut-ins. but organizer of the ny center aren't adults. they're cowards. they heard the call to arms that police are bad and folded like a portland mayor before a nonsense
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genderedaed alpaca who self identifiesing. >> can i have your phone number so i can pass it sometime. >> disgusting. typical oppression in the form of gender prisons. sean penn played a surfer, surfing was predominantly polynesian. creature from the black lagoon, how racist is that? really? let's look at this horror film. what's it look like to you? clearly it's taping into a white privileged fear, a dark come
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complexion creature kidnaps a female. we need to burn all the remaining reels. it's hysteria, what leaders are having for dinner with their burned hair. the boston marathon bomber was supposed to die. he wonon an appeal on his death sentence. he appealed for less death and won. you know who didn't get a reprieve? the s.w.a.t. team that caught the bomber. the city had limited resources so they cut the outfit. seattle is expected to slash the police force in half and get rid of the s.w.a.t. team and horse mounted unit. with the money they're saving, maybe they're goingto to build a downtown hysteria zone. no cops and no sense but a ball pit a for antifa. doesn't it make you remember when all the good libs told us that when leftists send defund the police, they didn't mean it. lies. they're doing this as homicide
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rates spike and the fbi has to open 300 domestic terrorist investigations since the riots began. after 70 days of rioting, the portland mayor's upset, not because of the suffering it brought to the citizens but that it might help trump. >> don't think for a moment that you if you are participating in this activity that you are not being a prop for the re-election campaign of donald trump because you absolutely are. you are creating the b-roll film that will be used in ads nationally to help donald trump during his campaign. you don't want to be part of that, then don't show up. greg: see, that's why the chaos and violence is evil because it provides great b-roll for trump, not that it hurts people. what an immoral pile of crap this mayor is. he's why the country could be screwed. hysteria makes you do weird things,nt like in a time of ramd up violence eliminating cops, do you think this is an intelligent
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response, or a panicked one? it's driven by a media that makes money off of discontent. there may be signs hysteria is running out of victims. we're watching ellen get possibly literally canceled. the most off-limit celeb you could imagine is getting devoured by the woke-a-dial for being a jerk. that meanst they're running out of fresh meat when they're feasting on their own. will this run out of steam or the nuts like doritos, like no matter how many bags you go through they keep making more and the colleges will keep clogging the highways.s. unless the adults wake up and take the reins back from the twerps. the more hysteria spreads, the longer it lasts. suddenly you wake up thinking you're in portland when it's now
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america. here he is, let's welcome tonight's guest. he's a rabble rouser, terry shaford. writer and comedian, joe devito. cat timms and niagara fall is his. jacuzzi, my side kick and host of fox nation, tyrus. all right, terry, where are we headed? what can we do? you can answer those questions inin order. >> okay. well, first of all, creature from the black lagoon is one of my favorite movies of all time. steven spielberg stole it from jack arnold. i have a life size bust of the creature in my house. at the film festival, if
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something happens, some people are committing crimes, they're going to call the police to help them. and so i think it's interesting that the police and the bad guys -- listen, we talked about this, i feel like we talked about this every day, every week, all the time. we're seeing the results of decades of people, these people being told that the country sucks, everybodyf is bad and you need to overthrow it. and a lot of lessons here. the government is not your friend. you listen to wheeler. he's actually saying i know i destroyed the city but don't talk about it and show it because people are going to vote for trump. it's crazy. it's actually crazy. greg: yeah. joe, i'm a little confused. i don't even think kindergarten copies arnold's worst movie. i was going to put twins ahead of that. [ laughter ] >> yeah. she's talking about kindergarten cop like it's the bad lieutenant, not the edgiest fare that he's done. what a perfect 2020 movie to take on because we've got no cops and no kindergarten.
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greg: that's true. >> i think this woman -- has she seen his other -- his movies from the other -- that time period, he's got predator where he takes on an undocumented immigrant. greg: right, yep. >> and he's commando where he kills 100 people to save alyssa milano which in retrospect -- greg: yes. >> i don't think she watched the movie, the woman who complained. the most problematic scene is the one where the little boy stands up and says boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. guess what, you're canceled. greg: i wasas surprised that gt under theur radar. thatr is more offensive to the modern progressive than anything. tyrus, you may be the only person that loves movies, weird movies more than me. why hasn't hollywood stood up
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against this stuff? everybody there is going to be canceled unless they actually build a wall against this. >> okay. first of all, i'm really trying not to reach through this camera and pull joe through the screen. arnold schwarzenegger has never had a bad movie. kindergarten cop was fe phenome. how dare you? i watched he herculese in new yo. phenomenal. the book burning is now our arts and our culture. greg, i challenge you, i know you're a writer, you love movies as much as i do. kindergarten cop sequel kindergarten cops, we put the babies in police uniforms, our entire message is we're not going to defund the police, we're going to re-fund them. we're going to start put more nmoney in and bringing them ins babies. they're going to grow up to be cops. this is the sadness of this, if ridiculousness of the time we're living in. i never thought i would be the adult in the room and if you
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told me, tyrus, you're rioting, burning buildings, assaulting people and if you keep doing it someone's going to make a video about you doing it and it's going to hurt us as opposed to you need to be arrested. hmmm, if you onlyte had more bos on the ground like federal agents or someone to help out and arrest these rioters who are destroying the town, i wonder where you'd be at now. you don't want that because you don't want consequences. i'm an adult in the room. i'm still dressing the same as i was when i was 10 and i'm the adult in theid room. this is scary. greg: yeah. bi can still fit into my cloths when i was 10. i even tried. >> i believe that. greg: yes. cat, i compare them to doritos, these people, because like they just continually get churned out. do you sigh an end to this? -- see an end to this? i'm very pessimistic. >> i'm incredibly pessimistic. there is a nature nigh, well --
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narrative, well established in the media, if you want police in the streets, you're a racist. 81% of black americans want either the same amount or more of a police presence in their neighborhoods. the people who are he' espousing this narrative, either they don't know this and they don't care and k using black americans props or they don't know that because they don't bother to google something before using it to sow massive division in the country. this is different than reform. 94% of americans want major or minor reforms in how the police operate which is ofor course vey different, so we all agree on a lot of these things. i guess that doesn't rate. because we all have so much agreement, you talk toe people, you realize this but these loud voices that are full of crap get all the h attention. too serious of an issue. greg: was that directed at me?
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>> huh? greg: was that directed at me? >> no. >> it was directed at terry. the one armed man did it. greg: speaking of -- cat, are you still engaged? >> i haven't messed it up yet. greg: excellent. just checking. it's now been seven days. that's a record for you. >> it really is. greg: congratulations. >> against her brand. i'm happy for her but it's against her brand. >> it's destroyed my brand. greg: anybody who says it's against their brand he deserves not to have a brand and they be thrown off a cliff. >> and their arm nut a sling. greg: you got can't touch me. who would want to, terry. you're disgusting. don't forget about my upcoming live show in support of my book, sunday, july 15th. go to ggutfeld.com for ticket information. the book entered the best
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the debate. greg: what is the face of this upcoming debate? did you notice how many people suddenly wanted to scrap the whole thing. this week, bill clinton's former spokesman joe lockhart said biden shouldn't go up against ,rump because trump will turn the debate into a circus. >> the circus atmosphere question know more than anything helps trump. he's better at being the circus clown than any other politician we've ever seen and i don't think that biden gets anything from entering that circus ring. greg: lockhart should know about circuses, being a clown and all. that was too easy. journalist elizabeth drew writes an op-ed titled let's scrap the presidential debates because they never made sense as a test for presidential leadership. if your think you your side is going to lose, it doesn't make sense. this guy thinks it's the right that's pushing the don't debate
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stuff. i guess he never watches his own network. at a time where fewer people want to listen to opposing opinions, a trump biden debate seems all the more important. biden knows that. he agreed to all debates. he probably doesn't remember. what are the dems so afraid of? >> what you don't know, unlike the african-american community, the latino community is a diverse community with different attitudes about different things. you go to florida, you find a very different attitude about immigration in certain places than you do than when you're in arizona. so it's a very different, very diverse community. greg: that's not racist. he's been trying to clarify that ever since. which makes you almost forget about this. >> why the hell would i take a test? come on, man. that's like saying to you, before you got on this program, cou take a test where you're taking cocaine or not, what do you think, huh?
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are you a junkie? greg: great answer. use that during the debate. i can see the home audience watching now. >> why the hell would i take a test? come on, man. that's like saying to you, before you got on this program, you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not, what do you think, huh? are you a junkie? greg: thank god cats can't vote. joe, you're kind of an expert on joes, is he getting worse? i feel like he's getting worse. >> he definitely is. i was watching when he said that and i took cocaine before i watch him and it didn't even help. greg: yeah, me too. >> the only way he'll get through a debate is if the questions are mashed i into a fe paste and mixed into his apple sauce. that's why we need the debate there. are serious questions about his cognitive ability. we don't know if he can think on his feet, if he can stand on his
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feet. he might be a hologram at this point. yeah, the debates are a sparring match but it's good to see the candidate. we need to see believes the things he's saying and he's not just reiterating what some pr flak wrote. when you look at what he said about the diversity in the hispanic and african-american communities, he's so great because he volunteers up stupid answers. put him out there if he can't hang, that's his problem. he's had 50 years in the public life to get his act together. this is not a new thing that we don't need debates. it's that joe biden doesn't need debates but american voters do. greg: when they talk about cognitive decline, a lot of it probably isn't cognitive decline, it's just that he can't shut up and goes down weird paths. he's always done that for years.
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>> yeah. i do think there has to be a debate. i actually think that donald trump might have some difficulty debating joe biden. not because biden's good at it. but because he's so bad at it. right. so trump, the whole thing remember in 2016, the debates he wasn't afraid to pull any punches. a lot of people say that's why they like him, why they voted for him. it's a little different when you appear to be punching someone who may or may not know where he is. right. if trump is up there like crazy joeou biden, this and that, and biden's like crazy, eight, we don't have eight people, he's going to look like a terrible human being. that will make it more difficult. there's things he can hit biden on, particularly his record on criminal justice. we've got to see it happen. it's almost tougher to debate someone or have any kind of contest with someone when they're that much worse at it than you are. it's hard to not look like a
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jerk. greg: it's try. it's true. you -- it's true. you look like you're picking on him. that goes back to tyrus' point. even now, the last pieces of tape that we saw, he is a crave acraftywhite devil, making himsk so bad that he could possibly win. >> honestly, man, what he said rings true, like when he was talking about -- although his words could have been a little better, but i got the message clearly because there is a lot of -- more diversity in the latino community because they can still speak their language and track their roots back within one generation and have family members from different countries, whether cuba, south america, mexico, spain. in the african-american community like mine we have to get on 23 and me, whatever it is, to trace our roots back and our language was stolen from us
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some when he said that, i don't know if he meant what he said, but i was like yeah, that makes sense. we need as a republican, i'm looking at. this, the bar is set so low for that crafty joe biden, that if he even ties one debate, you lose, because this dumb talking point of saying well, he's this, he's this, you keep saying that he's not cognitive. if you really think that, start praising him, how smart he is, how clever he is. >> if he shows up even, if he even shows up. >> yeah, you keep -- he wins. this whole -- i keep telling you, this old white guy is a little smarter than the other white guyan on how to play the game. president trump is a fighter. he wants to fight, fight, fight. biden knows that. he's rope a doping. he's laying back, hit me. that's all you got. that's all you -- what happened to george foreman, he got
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knocked out because he threw to many punches. roll on your policy, stand your ground and don't talk about joe biden. he is in that basement, pulling out that little window going hey, wear a mask. and then waits for drama. stop playing with him. i'm telling you. greg: terry, do you agree with tyrus? >> i think that's actually a a pretty darn good analogy. it's funny how -- if the dems to cancel stuff, that doesn't work for them att the moment, so they want to get rid of electoral college, the filibuster, the debate because they're going to look bad, we've had years of resisting president trump and this is the best dude they can get. i think you and i talked about this a while ago. i think before covid, the dems had kind of resigned themselves to losing this election because think about it, how are you going to beat a sitting president who makes the country the number one energy producing company in the world, lowest
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black and hispanic unemployment in our history, all these other -- a lot of things he didn't get done, i get that, not a perfect president, not a perfect guy. he was going to be tough to beat. i think the dems are in a stronger position by being the coyoteys nipping at his heels for another four years. when covid came, they were like wow we might have a shot at this. oh, wait, we picked joe biden. greg: four h years to beat evil hitler godzilla and they come up withtl sleepy joe and i honestly -- i still believe he's not going to be the nominee. i will bet -- >> really? greg: yes. i will bet terry his t toupee tt joe biden will not be the nominee. it will be kamala harris. >> don't take my toupee. greg: they haven't made the vp choice. why is that? because they know a they can't pick the vp before the p.
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you need the p before the vp. pcp. why did i say that. up next, school fears and bring your own beers, these stories may or may not be related. i'm joe biden and i approve this message. she was the most welcoming person you could ever imagine. her home was the safe place. it was difficult to comprehend how quickly everything kind of spiraled downwards. we didn't even know that she had covid, to a week later, and her passing. the president made a huge mistake in downplaying this virus. there was a lack of leadership, a lack of responsibility, and a lack of resources. i felt like our elderly have not been a priority for this administration, that they don't matter. and, i feel like my grandmother didn't matter. last time i saw my grandmother, we weren't going to be allowed in the hospital.
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thousands of demonstrators storming government buildings, calling for regime change. demonstrators had lebanon's capital under siege since the explosion that killed more than 150 people. house speaker nancy pelosi blasting president trump's executive orders on coronavirus financial relief, telling chris wallace on fox news sunday, she agrees with republican senator ben sass that the orders are unconstitutional. the president blaming democrats for the standstill in talks on a new aid package. i'm jon scott, i'll be back in half an hour with an all new fox report. now, back to the greg gutfeld show. ♪ ♪ greg: time once again for -- ♪
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greg: is byob not for thee. southwest airlines is asking people to stop drinking their own booze during flights. insince people stopped serving - airlines stopped serving alcohol, people were bringing their own. those caught with their own, wilitwill be thrown out. they say young people go to bars, barbecues and such led to new outbreaks in some countries and speaking of youth, a new survey finds four out of five parents are considering home schooling theirir kids this fall and 25% said they will not let their kids go back into the classroom, preferring to boil them in a vat of hot oil. surprised me too. we went to typical eighth graders for comment. >> [ indiscernible ] >> oh, my god.
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greg: all right. cat, i believe you told me a long time ago that you were once home schooled. >> yeah. greg: what if we find out that kids in lockdown, like years from now, emerge smarter than they would have been, like the kids that actually were home schooled without -- like not by choice end up becoming better educated because of that. what would happen? it could be a great study. >> certainly. i was home schooled for fourth and fifth grade. and i learned so much more because i had the freedom to study things i was interested at my level, learn the way i was learning. the thing is, just because i was home schooled, didn't mean i was never leaving my home. i was involved in actually more activities than i would have been had i been going to a traditional school. i was acting in community theater. i was a child theater kid, such a star. being able to go on trips, things like that. that's what kids will be missing
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if everyone's home schooled. it's not right to call it home schooled, it's lockdown school which is different than learning school at home and having more time to explore the world. greg: that's interesting. tyrus, you can choose to talk about home schooling or about this awful, awful rule of preventing people from drinking on planes. which one would you like to pick? >> i have kids and i'm sure this information would be important to get it out there. but unfortunately i base my children's education on how much i like them that particular week. so i'll take speaking your booze on southwest for 500 please, alex. come on, man. if it's in a brown paper bag, you're not supposed to be able to ask. i'm going to start investing in brown paper bags. you say it's cough medicine. who are they to argue. they can't touch you. s,i'm wearing my mask. so you know what i'm saying. it's cough medicine. pay no attention to the shaker tand the olive that i'm putting
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in my cough medicine that's my business, my -- you can't asked sask me that. >> who cares. the whole article was like this problem -- >> interrupt much? >> who is it a problem more? >> that's why. you know real quick, it's a parent thing when it comes to kids, it's not a government thing. i have six, each has an individual plan. some are home schooled and some are going to school. each one is -- let the parents make the call. not about government or opinions. greg: greate point. terry, whatut say you? >> yes, covid. well, i mean, here's the thing. i think you see -- yeah, that's -- yeah. people i think what we see a lot of people behaving almost as a rebound to some of the regulations. like on the plane they might have a dpling -- have a drink n a paper bag. don't bring it out and say f you, i'm drinking this.
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it was we don't know about this virus so here's what we're going to do, social distancing, hand washing, limit your activities and quarantine and take care of the people who are vulnerable. the reason was to flatten the curve so we don't overwhelm the hospitals. that. then it changed. then we got conflicting health information, you need a mask, don't need a mask. do this, don't do that. they never apologized for being wrong or incorrect. they stuffed more information down our throat and told us to acceptsze it. they moved the goal post. now it's you're locked down, your business is done and we'll let you know when we have a vaccine or something like that, just sit down and take it and then the final thing that i think made people pissed is being looked down their nose by the media and politicians who never lost a pa paycheck and thy look at us and say you must hate grandma and kids. that has made people unreasonable. it's not that we're science
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deniers, we're tired of swallowing crap and being told what to do by a clearly incompetent government and fallible health system. we're supposed to take this. so people now are behaving badly. they are going to go to parties, they are going to sneak stuff on the plane and they're going to tell people stuff it. greg:lt yeah. very interesting. i zoned out there after the first minute but it was pretty good stuff. devito, last word to you? >> i i think if you're still flying during the pandemic, you should be allowed to drink however much you can carry from thet duty free shop onto the plane. if you fly spirit air you should be allowed to shoot up. >> people do. >> whatever gets you through that flight. >> they do. > if you're flying spirit you should be allowed to smoke crack,o lick toad venom. if it's good enough for the crew, it's good enough for you. [ laughter ] >> as far as the kids. i think the kids should go back to school. the young kids don't seem to be
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particularly susceptible to the virus. those are the ones that should go back to school. the college kids are the ones that should stay home. those are the ones people make money off of. it's going to be different. when i was in school, if the teachers had to wear masks i could have never seen the disappointment on their faces. it's a different world. greg: it is a different world. all right. up next, would you rent your pool to some overheated fools? love this a story. appointment on their faces so it's a different
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♪ greg: business on swimply has grown 2,000 percent this summer, probably due to the lockdown. my friend carl rented a pool for the whole afternoon and invited everyone but me. ♪ greg: carl's a jerk. tyrus, why is it that i can love this idea but never do it? like the idea of -- being able to go to any swimming pool, sounds great. there's something wrong with it. >> you're not getting in a stranger's pool and paying him for it. that's not happening. and you won't even let us know the address to your cabin. so could you imagine -- greg: that's right. >> -- if we wanted to sit in a jacuzzi. that's not happening. this on the surface sounds cool
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but i would never let anybody in my pool. the whole point of me getting a pool and a big house is so i don't have to go to the public lake or beach or public pool so i can be away from people. the idea of -- also it's a control thing, greg. if i let somebody pay me to do whatever they want in my pool for an hour, that's going to be really hard for me to handle. i could just imagine given the control freak that you are -- greg: oh, my god. -- somebody fits in the pool, it doesn't cover floating, there's no floating in the contract. isnt she blowing bubbles. it's too much. i think it's great for other people but you ain't getting in tyrus' pool unless you're supposed to be there, i don't care how much damn money you've got. greg: you don't want a pool app, you want a pool house app, a place you could go that's a pool house to use the bathroom or change. >> yes, that's true. i want to comment on something.
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i've noticed this show, you've been insulting me more than usual. i thinknk i realize why. first off, you hurt my feelings. i'msu okay. i think it's because you feel emboldened by the fact that i'm out one arm and i'm not in the same room with you and it a little bit. >> green room. >> normally i can scare him and give him a bro hug and he acts like he likes me. now he feels emboldened. i will see you again. greg: okay, slot machine. [ laughter ] >> i think the pool thing is -- it's funny. i feel like when i saw it, i thought that's a cool idea. then i thought the government's got to get involved, right, controlling it, like what if someone drowns, do you keep it filtered, you know what i mean? you're right, we do the same things as we go to a public pool. for some reason, going to a private pool, especially if it's yours -- greg: you know what i think, i think this is a front for sex
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orgies as opposed to other orgy. it sounds redundant. this is all secret code for people to meet and have sex in a pool. they should have called it gr of otto. >> ooh. >> i'm sure that chlorine sales must be skyrocketing. it's so nasty. i wouldn't pay for that. they should make ant app that lets you know when your neighbor's car has left their driveway and you use the pool for free. greg: that's true. easier. >> yeah. i don't know if -- if i wanted heto spend my afternoon rolling around in disgusting contaminated body fluids i would download tinder again. i think terry's right. i did see you watching the fugitive earlier today. so you do feel like the one armedar man is your nemesis. greg: that is true. all right. would you rent a pool to swim in and would you rent your pool to
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swim in? >> i don't. fresh out of pools at the moment. but i would rent one. you guys are haters. listen, i would rent pretty much anything at this point as long as it has the amenities of being different than the exact walls i've been confined to for more than five months no. that's the only criteria. i mean, especially if you're living in the city like i am. there's nothing left to do. i can only watch so much tv. i can only have so many long baths, even after i started bringing popsicles in there with me that does spice things up. you know how many calories worth of popsicles i ate last week? 800. you know how many pop sk popsict is. ungodly amount of popsicles. i need something new in my life. if it's a stranger's pool, i don't care how nasty it is. ias want something different. greg: i think it'ss because i like innovation. this seems like something that's
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an innovative kind of idea. i was thinking about an app to find the private -- a private clean bathroom. like when you're driving and you plug it in and you go there's a private clean bathroom. that's the same as the pool. you could do the pool thing and pee in the pool. >> this is like sharing a glass of milk with somebody. i just don't want to do it. [ laughter ] greg: who would ever share a glass of milk. that reminded me as a kid, when you would drink out of soda pop and you would spit back in it because that was supposed to be funny. it wasn't funny. >> not everyone did that? greg.greg: every boy did that. >> i did that. greg: it was supposed to be ha ha funny. nobody laughed. coming up, the worst idea ever. my husband and i have never eaten healthier. shingles doesn't care. i logged 10,000 steps today. shingles doesn't care. i get as much fresh air as possible.
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greg: shall we soar over the city with hello kitty. this weekend a taiwanese airline is offering passengers a hello kitty themed flight to nowhere. for 180 bucks a ticket you get to circle the skies for three hours, taking in the sights, then return to the same airport. it's the same thing as flying in general. it does come with a in-flight
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meal and some gifts, featuring popular characters like my melody, twin stars kiki and lala and sad steve. hello kitty's depressed uncle, drinks a lot. as for the flight, which ratheri would rather ride this for three hours. ♪ greg: joe, so this is acceptable on a plane, but booze isn't. >> yeah, you definitely would need some booze for this. this is not a flight to nowhere. this is a flight to hell. greg: yes. >> i don't know how bored you have to say put me on a plane that was designed by an 8-year-old girl or deranged 44-year-old man. it's -- i don't -- i can't imagine why you would be that bored to think -- especially if
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you lived in taiwan. i'm not hopping on a plane and saying put me in the air space between north korea and the people's republic of china. i'm staying in my bunker. greg: joe brought up a 44-year-old. what would be fun, if you were a middle aged man going by yourself on this. >> because that's the only person that's going to be on that flight. [ laughter ] >> is a creepy, middle aged man with treats looking for someone to trap and going to nowhere because i'm assuming there's no jurisdiction in nowhere. greg: i don't want to get sued. >> here's the thing. if you're not willing to do this, if you're not a creepy guy on the flight, raise both hands. if you can raise both hands -- exactly, exactly. we know how you hurt your arm. one got away, didn't they? greg: right. by the way, terry, this reminds me of a strange arc from the
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show lost. this is like a three episode arc about a hello kitty plane that went to nowhere. >> it is actually -- that any grown ass man who was a fan of that little girl anime and stuff like that, they are suspect people and there's no way you're going to get around that. most of the planes i rode in the military career i jumped out of. i can't imagine being on this, being around a bunch of weirdos. you don't get on a little hello kitty plane, fly around for three hours and land without being a weirdo. you're weird. greg: what if it's families with little girls? i don't know. i'm not going to be judgmental. >> look at the size of the windows. they're smaller than a regular plane. look at the windows on that thing. it's a trap. greg: it's a trap. cat, do you think this is a trap? do you think this a is a trap, cat? >> again, you guys, i -- this
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plane meets my new criteria of a good time. the walls are different than the same ones i've been confined to for more than five months. if i never come back, okay. teach me -- take me to wherever. i get, it's dumb, i get that it's dumb because the press release was like people say they miss traveling, that's a little bit literally, when people miss traveling, they miss going to the place, not the travel experience. i never enjoyed myself on a plane and i am never like i would be having fun but not enough hello kitty. i'd get on this plane. i will go anywhere and do anything that is different. greg: i think that you would actually look forward to going to gitmo at thi at this point. >> let's go. field trip. greg: all right. we've got to go. more show after this. i think. we got to go. more show after this. i think. (neighbor) whatcha working on...
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we are out of time. special thanks to terry, joe, kat timpf and tyrus. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ jon: the white house defending president trump's decision to go around congress as washington braces for a potential constitutional battle over the executive orders. the u.s. surpasses 5 million coronavirus or infections. good evening, i'm jon scott, and this is "the fox report." ♪ ♪ jon: president trump signing the orders yesterday at his new jersey golf club after white house negotiations with democrats hit a dead end. they include $400 a week in extra unemployment payments, extended student loan relief, directing the government to find money to help protect renters from eviction and deferred payroll taxes for certain rk
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