has been served greg gutfeld is next and i will see you next saturday night. thank you for joining us. greg: after months of careful deliberation in his lazy boy recliner joe biden made his choice. but he would have jell-o for dessert. a set of tapioca pudding so meanwhile in they made them vp - - vp.

don't worry if joe wins he will make you that she for something. harris got the nod but not from joe he nodded but wasn't even in the room but he was in the room and tucked away add steakhouse to mainline. take a look at this picture. who is bigger? who is bigger? and batman and robin we know who the top of the ticket really is wondering how the "washington post" covers that. does kamala harris help the ticket? of course. she's under the age of 90. her foot on - - who doesn't need cut up. she knows where she is she can talk and say almost nothing

which is a step up so in segment to swear on a stack of bibles. >> i like to look at the lens of my daughter when she heard the vice president had picked kamala harris. her eyes got big and said asian and jamaican that means anything is possible for a woman. my daughter is eight years old. greg: yes. that definitely happened right after she gave the value of pi to the 100 place. after being this was one year ago. >> it was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputation of

two united states senators who built their reputation and career on segregation of race in the country you also worked with them to oppose busing and there is a little girl in california and to integrate public schools she was bus to school every day and that little girl was me. greg: also accused of sexual harassment and how that has changed. >> we are so grateful to become a part of your extended family. greg: i'm sure doctor jill is great to have a new relative maybe should ask kamala harris if they still think he is a predator was he part of the extended family? politicians create power and will say anything say what you want but there's something

about him because he winks that you that is key doesn't pretend something that he's not like a moderate that they portray. >> so the real caricature that donald trump will try to offer to say that she is brought on - - a black radical from the white american way of life. but that will be hard when you see this appearance with the in heel. >> so all one needs is heels it's a good thing i only shop at and klein.

>> immediately by executive action to reinstate daca protection to these people. and then to decriminalize. >> i would not make it punishable by jail. it should be a civil enforcement but not criminal. that's why i support the green new deal i believe the solution and i feel very strongly of medicare for all. >> my tenses of furry i hope he doesn't let them cut his meet they will not let them cut america's meet spirit that is reassuring. [laughter] thank you but after decades of lying about that superiority to destroy a country with liberal lunacy you like this lady she is a moderate but as a lurch into the whole maybe kamala harris is a moderate

condoning every sort of criminality run by democrats charles manson and then wanted a race war. so they are just as bright and talented as other kids. >> if you have a problem then you ain't black and then to see the neo-nazi close your eyes. white supremacist coming out of fields carrying torches i knew i could not stand by. >> what harmful. [bleep] if joe believes systemic racism exist why is he taking up systemic space?

should he declined the white male presence on top of the ticket to prove it still exist in the democratic party? his systemic presence is a an obstacle that in contrast here is trump. >> with united arab emirates with the diplomatic relations to began cooperation across the board a landmark peace deal to bring them together to change the middle east for the better or as cnn calls it, racist. what does he do? >> every single american should be wearing a mask when they are outside for the next three months at a minimum. >> while trump issues in a peace agreement he regurgitates the stance as a

phoneme mandate mean mild i media is already's circling the race and gender wagon by branding all forms of that racist. and they cannot stop spewing nonsense. with president trump and vice president pence. through four years of mismanagement at home and abroad to coddle the terrorist and thugs around the world. greg: what? trump coddle terrorist cracks this from the guy who didn't want to kill osama bin laden? no wonder they are floating that idea that it's ready to take over wenzhou steps aside maybe they are setting the table for something.

>>. >> and creator of the dilbert comic strip, and the southern belle to raise holy hell teethree. she has real flair and from "fox nation" teetwelve sharks watch tyrus week. scott you made a prediction long ago of the fate of the harris being the nominee after being vp how does this rule out? >> i have to tell you it doesn't seem that anybody cares who the candidate is a to the vice president is. 56 percent supporting biden. and then there were another 13 percent you said they like biden because of his personality and temperament

which i think is just another way to say you don't like trump. so if you have those together those that support biden but don't care about anything they just want to be trump exactly 9 percent of them said they cared about policies. that you shows they signal the non- science party because they gave up on the psychology of motivation and incentive of anything about human beings and they say instead of a constitution or a bible to guide us with morality and present - - philosophical let's use anger and revenge and hate it doesn't matter the policies we'll see if that works out. greg: great point. what did you think of the roll out teethree? >> it was pretty good they did the! with the mask mandate. that was clearly an idea cooked up for those who is

afraid of stepping off the porch. you can hear that conversation happening. what about full-body condoms? we need to outlaw dancing because the people are going to sweat. but one thing about kamala harris, coming as a woman who is about the same age to be cheery and giggly is exhausting particularly with a guy that is a bigoted pervert is passed that sell by date she doesn't have the energy. this is a giveaway she will have the energy to keep this up after a couple of years.

any woman in her shoes is thinking he won't be around for four years may be too. plan and it to win it. greg: i think pervert is a great name for a cartoon character. [laughter] i know you're not pleased with this decision. >> everyone keeps pointing to the fact she was so mean to him and the debate and saying i was that girl t-shirt that this is weird now that they are a team. to me is not weird because the guy who wrote the 1994 crime bill and the prosecutor it's a match made in heaven. biden spent a significant amount of his career to make sure people were locked in prison for a long time for nonviolent drug crime and kamala harris user power as a prosecutor to make sure they would stay imprisoned.

it makes perfect sense to me but i don't like it. so halle politician could embrace them later because it's fake don't be offended it's like wrestling in pantsuits. it's like they are operating menu i should not have said it. >> he does this all the time. it's okay. >> apology accepted that i have been angry about this whole process we always talk about overt racism with the republican party and those

that don't like people of color we always seem to get pass of that covert racism you can do anything without us we help you do anything and this whole process has been disrespectful to women and people of color. if you would have told me the only reason why you brought me on "the greg gutfeld show" because you needed a black guy i would quit and you would be fired for being a big it. but when biden came out, i'm not calling him a racist but he let them practice racism with him and said we will have a woman. why? why did you have to say that? a woman of color? why? kamala harris throughout the whole process was the front runner in the best for the job given the direction of the democratic party but everybody knows what we're doing we are getting a woman of color in the vp job not that she couldn't do it on her own merit. then the media embraces it.

look at we have done so now that i helped get you into the vp. we never talk about it and the mainstream media seems to think it is a complement and it is no not. greg: i'm glad you know i didn't hire you because you are black but i know what you can be that my stalkers. [laughter] greg: my life show in cape cod is now sold out but i have another virtual live event to announce at the nixon library hosting and discussing the book on wednesday all tickets include an autographed copy information is available at nixon foundation.org. ahead is chaos coast-to-coast.

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restrictions apply. greg: this unrest has put us to the test in new york city shootings in the city double door as liberals call it revelations. no wonder people are splitting faster than the pants.

they chaos is spreading like a virus good thing we don't know what that is like. true crime is the only organized thing even the ronald mcdonald house had the windows in front door smash but i'm sure those brats had it coming. right? and with the clips of the destruction of the looters who live stream themselves trying to crack open the atm. they knew they wouldn't get caught or if they did they would it be punished. and with those sex offenders to put them up in boutique hotels. and more than hollywood producers.

and criminals are not being prosecuted but all and all things are great. >> right. >> you know what i find interesting? when you talk about this on tv they say it's not that bad this is the only time name democrats don't exaggerate like climate change and to the world the police are monsters but then you show them this and it's sporadic. >> the very the deep blue i go to work monday to friday at 3:00 o'clock in the morning. the other day i had to look outside the door and here comes a 6-foot 4 inches guy buck naked at least is not

armed. [laughter] and here is another guy carrying it to buy for the second amendment does not exist because it's basically the soviet union so i have no way to protect myself so trying to conjure up ways to defend myself do i carry a baseball bat so that ages me. im falling back on these karate moves but that will not work so just making sure the cops show up. >> maybe they were just nude carpenters may be were just jump are jumping the gun. that is kind of dangerous

maybe i am guilty of exaggerating this but i feel like every day there is something new. >> no. you've made some good points about global warming but they don't have to be accountable for that. twelve years from now the world will turn into putting because you can't prove that is a good talking point your city is burning down pay attention to the fire behind me. i feel i'm talking about is racism but the first black woman police chief who works hard to make history, what you all wanted but we need it is change and she had to quit because you forced her out and said i accept your resignation with heartfelt. what is that?

is no different you did the same thing the extreme 2 percent of the people who say i don't like black people or whatever and what they do and then to sit in the front yard. and was systemic racism moving people out of their jobs is the worst yet to come? if there is another video one of the police officer gets are not guilty? it will start all over again because they overcharge them. >> i expect george floyd to come back with something less than a full murder. there is some trouble ahead but the unintended

consequences is the interesting part because you have to use your imagination to see what it would be like if democrats largely got what they wanted. what would that look like then you turn on the tv and say that's what it looks like and then the crime stats even if it's a little fire in the dumpster but the crime stats are real and you have any hope for reparations once the cofounder of black lives matter said reparations america i just looked at each other and said good for me. we are done for that. so black people in particular i think you're coming out behind that's not what anybody wants. greg: how is life in manhattan? is it still and interesting walk to work? >> i cannot walk to work.

everyone's moving out of our apartment building that were getting new neighbors from the tent city. [laughter] when you see in chicago at the children's hospital that these people who are doing their writing have made it clear because. [bleep] the system but what is not clear is what sick children in the hospital have to do with the system they are upset about. i am not a fan of the system. my whole thing is i'm not a fan of the system and with a sick child in the hospital or their families were not even and asking these questions. and then to say manhattan is not that bad even though with

glasses i have 2020 vision i'm pretty sure you are wrong spent the debate continues please watch as we debate.

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an illnes illness. he was 72 years old. >> robert trump the youngest of the president siblings born august 1948. two years after donald trump like his brother, robert join the family business and became a top executive with the company handling real estate investments. and the man who would become president he kept a low profile deliberately avoiding the gossip pages of new york media especially after the 2007 divorce from socialite his wife of 25 years. the fashion of privacy and support for the brothers presidency were obvious when he tried to stop the publication of mary trumps tell all book about the trump family too much and never

enough. robert trump said he was deeply disappointed in his niece and accused her to sensationalize and mischaracterize the trump family and added so proud and that those are truly a disgrace and 2016 is donald trump campaign for the presidency robert gave a rare interview to the new york post to say i support him 1000 percent i think he's doing a great job i think he has a great message if he needs me in any way i will be there. anything i can do to help. a former secretary from the trump organization living in the hudson valley fox news. >> the spring and fox news correspondent what more can you tell us?

>> the president putting out a statement want to read this from the president the statement reads it is with a heavy heart i sure that my wonderful brother robert peacefully passed away tonight. he was not just my brother but my best friend. his memory will live on forever in my heart. robert, i love you. rest in peace. two years younger than the president. they were very close growing up. the president made a detour he was supposed to come directly from washington yesterday for the weekend but he made a surprise detour to manhattan unfortunately this is a last time he was the jungle brother

and he was wearing a mask we don't know what he was dealing with in the hospital but the president did mention he was having a very difficult time and did not share any other details his younger brother robert trump 72 years old who worked very hard to stop the book from being published from mary trump the niece of the president's oldest brother now he has had two brothers that passed away in two sisters that are still alive that this statement comes from president trump tonight hear from new jersey. >> thank you.

you said there was a brief glimpse of the president walking into the hospital. and was that? >> that was yesterday. supposed to come from new jersey there was a detour in manhattan. and several minutes inside then came over to new jersey and he took some questions from the press tonight regarding covid and other issues regarding the u.s. postal service and the election a few hours ago it's not clear the president was aware of this but it is significant because not only was he my brother but my best friend we don't often hear about the personal side of the president of the united states many say he is strictly business but tonight a very personal statement there is no information about funeral arrangements.

it's not clear exactly what that may entail that the president is putting out this statement tonight here in new jersey. he is expected to head back to washington tomorrow not sure if those plans will change. greg: of course we also don't know if this will push back anything that is scheduled for the president? >> at this point no. they are not commenting further. this is the president's younger brother and his blood and he has known his entire life. and to deal with foreign countries are dealing with anything else that could come to the president's desk. and white house officials wanted the president to make this announcement and that is what happened. >> thank you so much. and if you're just joining us president trumps brother robert has passed away just to

reiterate robert trump is the youngest of the president siblings born august 1948, two years younger than donald trump and joining the family business than becoming a top executive of the country and then marks the contrast he did keep a pretty low profile so to reiterate that once more with a heavy heart i share the my wonderful brother robert passed away peacefully tonight natalie my brother but best friend he will be greatly missed and his memory will live on in my heart forever. robert i love you forever. rest in peace. >> and as we continue to cover this throughout the night we continue to "the greg gutfeld

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i will give you five seconds to vomit. looking at experts for guidance with nicknames because that's how they are created so what other titles what about the big bang? i prefer the plus size. dwarf planet? how do think that makes me feel? what about little person planning and solar system? sorry it is systemically solar replace it was social justice system. so let's go to our space correspondent. >> he got and his whiskers.

is it racist? so yes. this is too big words creep and racism which i cannot get away from. i love the nebulae. it means a cloud or add gas in space. so i guess they could protest but as far as eskimo which by the way i have a galaxy in the nebula right behind me. eskimo pie or eskimo kiss? nose rubs? they have to go.

greg: did you have any nicknames growing up? >> yes i cannot actually say them. [laughter] >> they are all variations of my name my name does autocorrect davenport if you're interested but just a list of general words here on planet earth to get rid of. feminist. fungible, clammy and moist. >> this reminds me of the story of the guy who landed a spacecraft on it, and it was a big deal but the media focused on the sure he was wearing because they had women in bikinis like science took a

backseat do remember that story? >> i don't i am totally on board with nasa getting rid of the offensive names. i have a few myself they need to be more thorough why do we call it the sun? it can be the daughter? it's always a son. what about asteroids i prefer hemorrhoids. is just more polite. the milky way? that sounds pretty white what about the chocolate milky way the neapolitan way? why is it that black people get the whole? seriously? >> that's what i have been saying for years. [laughter] >> who thought that through? nobody. get those that i am good.

>> i think thinking about outer space is so thought-provoking and crazy we are just one planet so what is that? so imagine and to call that offensive so no. >> there is no final frontier my least favorite story next. pd longer on pain than tylenol. when pain happens, aleve it. all day strong.

greg: should you pay more if you are 54? tender is charging men over 55 times more for the premium service. and with any sexy location was $17 a month but straight guys over 50 living in the city got hit up for almost 100 grand a month. i get it but how bad is this?

>> [laughter] america's future is right there. you are over 50 and you just got married to a young beautiful woman. do you think this is fair? >> but out of curiosity the google spreadsheet to calculate what i have to pay on gender? i put in short and bald the trump supporter who still thinks plans are hilarious. [laughter] and just like my monthly tender fee would be $7 million. [laughter] that's not really the service for me. greg: i will go ahead and say this makes sense.

because in the realm of evolution and natural selection manner biologically almost a dime a dozen and women have a higher status. >> exactly this is awesome and this is justice because men don't really age they do but it's two stages women age in two phases but the first is a constantly have to be worried somebody has to hook up with me and have to worry nobody will want to touch me again. it is true over the past three years with all of those instagram photos like you don't know because if you are

90 you can get on 19 -year-old pregnant and the only way you are hit is somebody else's hand touching your hand. pay up or zip up if you don't pay for the app and you won't pay for the appetizer at dinner. >> all of you have what you need to go on gender to pick up whenever that is a sense of humor and intelligence is the easy thing on planet earth from middle age guy to get a girl so then you do need to pay more maybe if you stop wearing that nickel back t-shirt and cover up your hairy toes you could get a

girl without going online. >> they are not that hairy. >> yes they are. greg: you have the last word. >> thank you 100 percent the right thing to do because what is the sexiest thing? their wallet the greenback yes a 90 -year-old man can make a baby with a 19 -year-old. if he has a rolex and gives her the atm card and says have fun he can do whatever he wants so we are looking at this the wrong way when i am 50 i don't have anybody i made it. i'm smart i will finish the car in my garage i wanted to build i will get things done.

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greg: we are out of time. thank you just got adams and teethree and tyrants and teetwelve. i love you america. [♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." big show tonight, sean hannity, sarah palin, and joe biden's grades from college. joe biden didn't pick kamala harris as vp. that pick was made for him. when the #metoo movement hit he buckled and said he would take a woman. when the racial unrest went down, he said he would pick a black