just as on my book don't lieo me. i'm jeannine pirro ever catering for truth justice and the american way. goodnight. greg: it was a week for the really weak. the 22nd recap anymore and you might die. >> we need numbers overwhelming so trump can't sneak or steal his way to victory. >> the vision dysfunction in irresponsibility and growing the drought between our citizens. >> donald trump hasn't grown to the job because he can't. >> nero fiddled while rome burned. trump golf's. greg: what's with all the deadwood behind bernie a metaphor for his party? again that was kasich literary

standing at a fork in the road. i hope he accept more clichés. he can kill two birds with one stone. what if he beat a dead horse? we are lucky he didn't say it's time to cut the. how did the media handle all of their anti-trump bio regurgitated by people more famous than they are? the but it was history shaping. the history making speech of kamala harris and history shaking speech by president obama and extraordinary speech. >> this may have been the most powerful address a presidential adjust to the nation. michelle obama started talking and it was like a moment passed and it was over. she is absolutely riveting. >> she delivered epics shade. greg: i think think i have to rinse myself off. that guys like old faithful like they were watching it on a drug

called stupidity because for normal people the convention carried out the joy of traffic school. i have witnessed more exciting flight skates free the only reason a true over obama is because he's repeated their script all petty emotion of full facts. complementing obama complements himself and then there is a stab at comedy. literally they killed comedy. >> what do you think about kamala harris' speech last night? >> it was tremendous. i was so happy for her. >> she's fabulous. i can't wait to see her debate occurred vice president micah pines. >> it's pronounced upon that belief. >> some kind of the foreign name? >> not very american something. >> that's what people are saying, strongly. greg: who said lets leftist can't be fun it? i can watch that version of abbott and costello or ever.

it's their parents brand of bridge night. everything. if only they gave speeches slightly more exciting. same of michelle obama and bernie sanders warned us if trump is reelected things will get even worse. that's why we need unity now more than ever. >> dysfunction irresponsibility and the trail. continuing to follow that path will have terrible consequences. >> donald trump's not grown into the job because he can't. >> nero fiddled while rome burned. greg: if i. >> at that's how would look. with the convention has three goals want to make a referendum on trump's personality. after all it's a thing that can be measured on michael moore

casualties or the economy by focusing on and measured offers no need for proof right captain curve? >> the oval office should be a place. instead of the storm center is chaos. wanting us to change his determination to shift the blame. greg: that was your go-to guy on conduct a guy who used the oval office the way s.b. uses plain. awesome but after weaponized in the #me too movement they welcome the hall-of-famer. how do we know he [speaking spanish] when he did that? his wife showed up wide-eyed and really wide-eyed. >> this can't be another would have, should have come a could have election. joan campbell can win by 3 million votes and still lose. take it from me. greg: we did take it from you fair and square. you always know when crazy faces talking.

every dog in every house retreats to every corner in revenge for its hard to take world lectures from people who coddle creek's for so long. >> i want to start by thanking harvey weinstein for organizing this amazing day. that this was possible because of harvey is a wonderful human being, good friend and just the powerhouse and the fact that he and his team took the time to make this happen for all of you should say something not about me or about this place but about you. greg: everyone knew harvey was lying but he was liberal slime and liberal slime can do anything it wants to anyone that wants. now they are second strategy pretending the violence in our city doesn't fit as they condemn trump for his conduct. you acknowledge the chaos would be to admit their guilt but after conflating criminality with minority they now falsely

believe to fight crime is just like fighting minorities what it's actually the reverse. the democrats urge her races. they think i nor is want less law and order and fewer cost? that's wrong so the wonder they -- the havoc in a meeting of the ongoing violence as is a reminder that voting for trump could pleer life in danger that it's the true make the george floyd riots look like a church social which brings us to joe. >> the third anniversary of the events in charlottesville to close your eyes and remember what he saw television and seeing those neo-nazis and klansman and white supremacists coming out of fields with lighted torches of veins bulging spewing the same anti-semitic heard across europe in the 30s. remember what the president said when asked if he said they were called back very fine people on both sides. greg: anyone with a pair of eyes and a transcript knows trump

actually said this. >> i'm not talking about the neo-nazis and the white nationalist because they should be condemned totally. greg: you as talking about o. sides of the monument debate but the media did that. it's more than wrong. its dangers to do that. we are living in unstable times with the pandemic of the season racial complex study think reviving a three open so they can push a lie up the pitch race against race is healthy for america? the biden's ollman america toward a race worth. he pushes the sick light the puts millions of harm's way while not lifting a finger to stop the national crime wave. it's a dark message that the media pretends is airy and light. media savior drew blood elise van jones was on it. >> we are prepared for to be -- you don't have to make anything up tonight.

joe biden did that thing tonight. unbelievable. greg: wow that's honest. we were grateful that joe didn't his pants and run it in his blood. "cnn" the parents of a hockey game clapping for the clumsy kids scoring against his own team. look joe can. they [blank] for dump trump as obvious data refutes it. blue states have twice the numbers with fewer cases than red states. our democrat governor allowed thousands of red zones to become infected and die. what did trump do? the shutdown travel got a zillion ventilators. he sent the hospital shift to a city ward in an incident which was then ignored by the governor because he'd rather not do anything lifesaving that makes trump looks good. he flowed kesha to get them

through the pandemic and set the table for america to ignore this disease by delivering the best economic numbers in u.s. history. but none of this matters because reality doesn't matter. we live in a fantasy world of denial accosted by complicit media that allows beatings by writing democrats and extremists who continue. shootings rising to the suburbs. it's going to get worse until the democrat society gets better meaning joe wins. it's extortion plot against you and me. the only thing you can do is prevent the worst which is the democrats very best. >> let's welcome bernard. greg: feeling blue than get a host of -- tom shillue is the chief chief of staff and making electric comedian and writer michael loftus as deep thoughts.

host of "fox nation" kat timpf. may be colossal but he is smart as jon -- host of an upset on "fox nation" tyrus. tom have you learned anything from the convention? >> i learned so much from your monologue, so many great points in your point about the president's personality not only is it not measurable it's fixed so the president admits that. that's why when he campaigns uses you might not like me but you'll have to vote for me that's the best campaign mind the president has because people our day know what they feel about trump the democrats had to take that a run it. their job was to say look forget about the presence personality. this is what we are going to do for you and they never did it. they continued on his personality which is totally fix can't change people's minds about it and watching the obama is in the way people think they

breathlessly talk about their ball must. i'm in the minority but i was never impressed with obama as a speechmaker. i think he's boring. he's boring now and it was boring when he is president reminds me there's always the comedian like this a successful community dances on stage and the crowd is kind of laughing breeze comfortable on the stage but no act. nothing you remember about them and nothing anyone cometh the talk about a bomb and they say he's such a great speechmaker. what did he say? the don't know what he said. they don't know. they can tell you his act. greg: michael what was this week like for you? first of all i didn't think i was going to get attacked by tom shillue. it was horrible. i have to think they are still cleaning the diet coke off the walls of the oval office.

this is craziness. i wish i could have been there with him to see his dude i know guy needs someone to hang out with him to go like dude, i know. it was like watching a crazy ex-girlfriend talk about you. night after night that after night after he's not nice. >> now you're talking about me. >> it was great when barack and how many takes do you think joe biden speech took seven, eight or nine takes? life liberty and you know the thing. cut, tried again from the top joe. >> it was the shortest speech in recent history i would. somewhere. kat well was the highlight are the low light for you? >> the low light for me was when, came out and there was a

voiceover calling her a fire for ending mask incarceration which she has contributed to mask incarceration. how do you get a voiceover like that when you didn't lock up nonviolent people and i was thinking that is how i wish the guest interest on the show worked. make me sound better than i really am so i have a few suggestions. she grows that hair on her own and she's not addicted to her phone. she's far more beautiful than the waves of thailand and she's never been dumped at coding the island at my personal everett she's far too brave brainy nerd and she makes jaws dropped with her voluptuous curves. greg: wow prettify would have used any of those i would have been fired like that. >> she gets it. walk into a room complete

opposite of the horrible thing you did. i didn't know that was the thing. i'd like to walk into a room like that. greg: me to. #. tyrus did this run over anybody? >> i feel like i'm dr. evil in an austin powers movie. i keep shaking my head going you just don't get it, do you? you had momentum. you had all these things going in your favor and then you go ahead and run a telethon with celebrities. how many times have we told you celebrities don't make people vote. actually they do, they make them vote for the other side. you just don't get it. luckily for me the nba playoffs

were on so i had to keep checking the scores because i just couldn't do it. the next time you are going to do a convention maybe don't make it the mtv music awards or getting a music award this year. i didn't get any of the song and literally one of them was like is that all we are watching tonight? literally before we started the show at the end of your monologue where my white guys that? people would be like that's really insensitive. double standards are absolutely ridiculous and the other thing is i can't wait to find out their speeches because the introductions are literally thanking everybody so i apologize to the panel for not thinking you all for your

caucasian messenger individual struggles or participate in them. i do empathize with your issues caused by your caucasian nest loss of hair classes short on rhythm. the list goes on and on and i just want to say i'm proud of you all. for being here today despite your obvious inequities, so thank you. i applaud you. greg: i'm crying inside and out in one that we must move on. we have more and more. how should he play it? we have got some advice. hey, can i... hold on one second... sure. okay... okay! safe drivers save 40%!!! guys! guys! check it out. safe drivers save 40%!!! safe drivers save 40%! safe drivers save 40%!!!

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super v? we call it a super v rates is no longer v trades a super v and they didn't think that could happen in their probably not happy about it. greg: trumbull probably talk about the wall. walls are one thing that doesn't change pretty much for forgetting anything else? >> two things don't change, walls and wheels. you can come back in 2000 years from now and two things will still be around wheels and walls. greg: is right about that and he no trump wants to hit back at every insult starting with biden's her home. >> is real home is a place he never leaves any more. he never leaves. greg: don't give away the store there. save some material for next week or what a contrast to. the dnc loves to show off their star power but aren't saved doesn't need mopey pop stars per day of term. he's more interesting than angry

after. he has to be soft on crime cops hard-working americans often radical leftists capitalism and tough on the border. there you go. michael any advice? >> i grew with you 110%. trump is does. doesn't matter who he gets to be on stage at the convention did the media's going to hate a pretty good introduced jesus himself and you'd have people freaking out over at "msnbc" like what happened to jesus? joe biden is like i went to school with jesus. i don't think i was him. just post the whole thing and show clips from the dnc debate like jon madden talking about football. look at barack and look at what

rock iraq is saying here, that's crazy. it could be awesome. greg: that's a great idea but tyrus what michael is saying requires that trump is on every night. people will tune in or hamidi can't just have other people on. he will have to be there. >> i don't know where the you have been great or the last four years but he is on tv every night. i think it should be about 15 minutes long and he should come out and behind him have that huge board of his accomplishments and say throughout the w and walk off. literally don't give them anything. if you are going to say anything say everything is on the last three days i'm not going to do that. you won't be a look to compete

without even knowing you call it the pageantry of whining that was four years long. "cnn" had nothing else. if you mix it they really want to punch you in the mouth. you can't get away from it so they should just keep it short and sweet and stick to the rally and have him drop the mic and walk out. don't try nothing. just stick to what got you to the dance and move on. greg: one tactic is that this means winning. i got it from tyrus. it means winning or a missing finger. kat any advice? >> more reptiles. i don't go to convention unless i'm being.

just call up sandman. where replacing you with the gila monster. one thing i want to mention you didn't mention someone who would be there is alex johnson. trump's tweet at her sentence and now she's free because of him and only because of him. that's stark contrast to dnc side we have a random voice-over saying someone is something they are not and that the rnc there is an example of somebody who is free and getting a second chance because the president trump and that's really powerful. greg: is a g silence? i have learned something through kat. spare i'm your gal. greg: okay tom, what say you? >> we saw the clip of him and he had people there cheering and laughing. i think there'll be a lot of consultants saying let's keep

the crowds down to 10 or 20 people. he should find a way to get them distance or whatever he has to do pretty sure that the rally and have people applauding also i think you should say two things but i will never shut down the economy again and i will never mandate masks. he should say both of those things. right now the democrats are all in and i know they will never give up on this mask think that the democrats can empower people are going to be wearing masks forever. he should say there's going to be in an sifis mask thing. greg: in summary i think he should talk about the economy, law and order definitely law and order but the focus and beyond as much as possible and that's all i've got. don't make it look like a telethon. do not make it look like a telethon. coming up hookers and pizza or what i call wednesday.

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clinton. >> i'm bill clinton and i approve this massage. greg: me a while in philly the city's annual bike ride has been canceled. organizers are calling it off was the safest we went to the bicycle -- for comment area did finally covid kills another classic up to three to pizza hut restaurants are set to permanently close replaced by a british guy named leon. >> another two minutes. oh my gosh lico. greg: no sympathy here. kat we need to keep this clean so the show editors aren't stuck here until sunday editing out jokes about hookers and

cyclists. go kat. >> i'm moving to berlin. i really am moving to berlin. they have more freedoms in some areas than we do. i get that we have in portland that we don't -- that they don't have like free three the whole bondage club a few weeks ago like they were like just wore a mask and now with the brothels they are saying okay we can open but you can't sing for money just yet the people are protesting this too by the way. they are very upset. we aren't going to take that and i love that adults can decide what to do with their own adult audience. there's no reason that germany should be beating us in freedom in any area. greg: they are taking the germ out of germany. hey tom brothels in general it's so contradictory that that's how

it's been all along, right? >> yes and maybe i would go to one of these brothels. if there was no could safely go and maybe he could order a copy. i do like conversation greg maybe get a manicure. 100% wholesome interaction in a brothel would be a heck of a lot of fun but some of these other things. i wish they had the bike ride because how special that would be to see these people on bikes with masks on. to be say. greg: but that's a contradiction. it's like you can protest that you can't pray. you can stay in lockdown if your home but you can't sit inside of a restaurant. drive me crazy, tyrus would he make of this? >> it's all connected. my biggest fear would be the reopening of the brothel.

a lot of re-canceled and salvage marriages will be in jeopardy because hahne i just went there for the conversation i just need to get some stuff off my chest and now he's not going because they can't have. he would be breaking his promises. a lot of people who use that excuse. your honor yes i was at a brothel but i was really there to preach scripture. i was asked to not going. it runs the family meal so no one is going to pizza hut restaurants for the sunday family meal anymore because we found out that was not going to the brothel in germany for conversation. the family unit is breaking down and when the machine breaks down nobody works works out anymore so therefore nobody's excited to go on a like ride because dad turns out was actually at a brothel instead of talking which

led to no family meals and no group exercises. greg: tyrus just did the circle of life. rapid up michael. what do you say? >> a german brothel without is like pete germany. these are the people that invented -- the only way this to strip away humanity. it's like without the. and i want to say the bike red was a protest because they'd have to wear mass-produced have to go all or don't go. jeff: sure you are behind somebody good. i have been on bike ride where they look like they are carrying around two bags of nichols and you don't want to be in the cellulite parade. greg: up next i just had a cameo. the best break up a revenge story ever.

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greg: she threw in the towel and got back of up to how after being dumped by his girlfriend and australian man played a prank on his x by putting up flyers with their phone number promoting a chewbacca contest. people called at all hours a day making howling noises of the famous character the lord of the rain. take a listen. sounds like the voicemails i get from ducey after a few too many brandy alexander is. the woman said she found a prank funny but she still not going back because she found someone new. [laughter]

[laughter] pat: -- greg: i guess he drew -- chris sara. tyrus the fact that he pull a this effort into that maybe his ex was right to dump him. >> if he put that much effort in the rejection imagine what would have happened if he put that much effort in the actual relationship. this is what guys get all wrong. the only time you get amped up is when the show is over and you go out of your way. see what he did. he came up with the idea that was so brilliant he told it to one of his friends and one of his friends who didn't care that he was being stupid said yeah it's a good idea and any google chewbacca and. off. he probably messed up three or four times by the misspelling chewbacca. now she is really going to know how heard i am i went through all this time and energy to do this to her and what ends up

happening? and updating one of the guys of the chewbacca founding voices. nice job breaux, you showed her and he made her famous. right on, man. i know you're sitting somewhere alone in their mom's couch going got her. got a coach. what a. greg: i'm not a big fan of pranks. i don't know why. i just find it's a lot of effort with little reward. >> i don't think this was a prank. i think he's doing her a favor. i think she needed this >> i can only get out if i hear chewbacca. it's horrible. he sounds like pee wee. he decided it didn't work out for him so he's going to find her a good chewbacca. greg: , have to find -- point out that she is a nun.

tom you don't see mike or vengeful thai. if you ever taken revenge on an ex? >> i don't think it counts as revenge. the officer loved her and is trying to show her affection by getting all his friends to do is spray right chewbacca impression. the guys a psycho. you have to think what he did he put his ex-girlfriend spun number all of the plays. he's a total psycho. he also parked her car in the lawn and took her wheels off. greg: i didn't know that. >> the guise of total disaster but it shows you can want to commit a crime may be a psychojust add a cute character and everyone will think you are funny. greg: that's a good point. kat didn't find this funny either. i do know that about the car. that's not nice.

>> is a psychobut not just because he plastered her phone number everywhere or really because he clearly really really really likes "star wars." that is a huge red flag. i'll bet you sent some death threats my way in 2015. the bad news is this guy got dumped in the good news is he may never get dumped again and the good news is because he'll probably never have another girlfriend. the guy who does stuff like this will be the guy who does web idea but i'm a funny guy. greg: okay and we have to go but i want to get some advice. the best prank on an ex-is that achievement. "new york times" bestseller

looks out but having three successful tv shows being a prank like how bob marrying a beautiful woman how is that for a prank, stephanie? up next susan b. anthony is susan b. difficult.

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greg: she gets a reprieve after disciple still grieve. shirt after president trump announced he was pardoning susan b. anthony the folks who ran the susan b. anthony museum said thanks but no. who turns down a presidential pardon? the museum went on to explain that anthony was proud of her rebellion and pardoning her would only validate her conviction. do you buy that or do you think if someone else and had done the pardoning someone not named donald trump the museum would have been over the moon. dag give that question to you. how many times, tojo to keep your eyes on the road. ethan. all right kat, go ahead.

>> i am absolutely a major major susan b. anthony enthusiasts. at my house whenever we do a sham bond it's a rule. you know what i'm talking about. before you do the shannon bomb you have to dedicated to susan b. anthony. greg: i had no idea. >> i had no idea. >> if you are one person i'm serious. i started thinking i don't know susan b. anthony. i don't know if she likes the sham or the bomb site just wanted on the record that when i die i want you to do sham bonks in my honor and do that at my funeral in the prayer cards. greg: i'm happy she's being pardoned but i still hate her point. i hate her coin. >> it was a good coin.

i love the susan b. anthony coin. trump should now pardon the susan b. anthony museum for the crime of having the worst museum in america. the museum should stop pretending they are the person. remember they ann frank museum for two years they sent out anti-with trump press releases until they realize wait a minute to anne frank the same as the democratic path with the go daddy web site. tom: i have no idea but i remember that though. tyrus what do you think lacks. >> do i have to? i enjoyed the susan b. anthony coin because that's usually how i settled that's that i lose that i'm really bitter about. if i have a 4-dollar bet i will

get a $40 susan b. anthony and a satchel and i'll filled up and throat at the winner. there is your money. dig that out. i have always associated season b with being like in a bad mood. in the spirit of her i think that's probably why they refuse you know what i mean? 's she just looks mad. no smile, no smirk. >> i would be mad too. >> i would imagine in the spirit of her they refuse the first time and if you may be worded differently of president trump start saying things like i will never pardon susan b. anthony and that all of a sudden the media will jump. how dare you sir are how dare you and then there will be petitions. then he will go fine, you guys got me on that one. you win. greg: micah with obama had done

this in 2010 i think the museum would have cried tears of joy. >> absolutely. there would then parade in his honor and they would pave the teeny tiny parking lot and goal. i have great with tyrus. trump should give her a life sentence now. the electric chair for susan b. anthony and deliford dollars are now worth 80 cents. greg: you know it kills me? that coin it shows you how your frame of mind can change have the coin you want to upload it and if the person rejects it at the store you get really angry. but then when somebody tries to give it to you you are the same way refuse it so it depends on what side you are on. >> not me. i love suzie b. i can vote even with the now.

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thank you to tyrus and michael and by the plus it will change on "life, liberty & levin." ♪ jesse: welcome to "watters world" i'm jesse watters democrat con job that's the subject of tonight's waters word. i didn't want to watch the democratic national convention. i did it only because i get fade to. but i need a raise for hazard pay at least because after this week, it was just nuts. apparently america is living under apartheid. >> we are confronting systemic racism. >> racism. systemic racism. president -- racial justice. >> systemic racial injustice. by systemic racism.

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