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safe. who needs stats when he can lumber over a patch of earth and compare that with 300 square miles of nyc. he could have called the nypd for real stats but old-school reporters would do. he find the city surpassed 1000 shootings already this year. murders are up 51% but he didn't do that. in fact, no reporters are doing that because it's not politically helpful. but normal folks, we can just go outside and get mugged or beaten by mobs, transients, the mentally ill, by chris cuomo trying to do nude pilates. brian scrounging for a hot dog or you can listen to new york's governor, andrew cuomo, he said if trump could walk his streets, he'll need an army for protection. first, kudos for admitting how unsafe the street are. second, i say the warning sound like a death threat minus the veil. harmful stereotypes.

how will cnn cover this? perhaps in the skit? ha ha, bro. but to get the mob together? let's soak it in water lighter fluid. reports the guy. ha ha, you're on fire. let's pick up chicks. i'll get the nipple rings. speaking of losers, remember this vanilla wafer? >> a powerful and peaceful crowd of thousands marching across the bridge and gathered at waterfront park. a much smaller group of protesters acted dangerously and violently near the justice center. i want to be very clear to separate those two groups. >> do you seriously wonder, mr. president why this is the first time in decades that america has seen this level of violence? it's you who has created the hate and division.

greg: it's a trump's fault of course. the one leader who offered help repeatedly to death , prompting him to write a letter saying no thanks. he would offer help into a stock that helps no one. he wrote a letter. i guess he didn't have time to plan an interpretive dance so after 100 days of hell, this -- plans to move because health came to his house which shows you how lucky white liberals ar, they can run away unlike others stuck under siege. is one of so many who can flee the city they helped ruin. how is it possible mob can set fire to a mayors home and get away with it? here's how. the mayor made it possible. take this whole out on bail with the flamethrower. it is already out on bail for attacking a cop and brandishing a gun at an officer.

he jumped the bail. now he's caught with the flamethrower and he's out on bail for that, too. i wonder what he's going to do next. the funny side note, when he arrested the flaming fool, he curled up in a fetal position and wept. instantly making him the next mayor of portland. this is common, violent losers are picked up and bounced right back on the street. that accused murderer of trump supporter was vested well before at a protest with a gun but he was released. if he hadn't, maybe that trump supporter would still be alive. last no nba strike for home. the accused killer is dead, killed by the feds or mostly peaceful, as the media describes him. how soon will be drawn as a martyr in the feds, the bad guys? as the mo, back to bad guys. kamala harris, minnesota freedom fund which posted bail for so-called protesters including one who shot at police, another accused of killing a friend

twice convicted rapist charged with kidnapping and sexual assault. page 75 grand to screen him. what do you think that money came from? people tricked into this virtue signaling twitters names. you want to show white privilege? spring a felon. why not skip work in honor of an accused sex vendor still, cops managed to show up for work, god bless them. like randy stratman responded when a ups truck hit two vehicles. stratman suspected the driver was in trouble so he pursued the vehicle, jumped into the moving truck, turned off the ignition and injected two doses of narcan into the driver, assuming correctly he overdosed. that one heroic act, an officer saved a life. think about that. george floyd had legal doubles of fentanyl in his system but he died in police custody, we saw it. did he die from the drugs with

the police or both? the courts going to decide. if he had driven off in his car, what would happen next? this comes with many different situations often faced daily by cops what if some guy hits the road under the influence? maybe a cop sees this erotic driver and in an act of bravery, keeps him from hurting others. it's just a thought but if that had happened, would have reported that certainly not all, he only reports stuff on his jogging route. greg: walter kirn. he so handsome, mayors fight over him. singer-songwriter, john rich. she's never cool when she's got her jewel, host, katherine timpf. my host of fox nation, tyrus.

all right. walter, good to have you back. you are an award-winning journalist, what you make of paul krugman and other enterprising journalism? walter: first of all, if the news was going to be about the norm for the rule rather than the exception, and every morning we would like up to the same headline. most people on earth breathing comfortably, move forward to lunch. [laughter] second, if you closer at his feet, it's a rather alarming treat. he said he saw very few black cloud, not zero. just very few. number two, he said the city is not yet in flames, suggesting it will be if we maybe don't vote for biden. in other words, he's having it

both ways. he's trying to create a sense of normalcy while also fomenting unconscious terror. i really do say that seriously. greg: exactly. so, john, good to see you. you think violence is overstated? how do you feel about this weird new catch and release we are doing with criminals? john: to see these mayors who let these guys and girls out of jail after they've obviously done terrible things and turn them on the streets and let the mayor of portland, he saying don't know why trump performed my building down, i'm going to have to move now. it makes you wonder, why would anyone push for something like that? chaos and danger and to scare people, the only thing i can think of is that unless people are really afraid and scared all the time, you can't get control of them.

to me, that's what i think they are doing. it makes no sense. if people have peace and prosperity, it's hard to bring about people. if they are scared to death and hold in their houses, anything to make the and is something we go for. greg: cats, i'm trying to be sympathetic but i can't. it is okay with the violence if it wasn't near and then it happens and that he moves. i feel like the only way they are going to learn. kat: protesters were screaming at him, he said i get it, i agree. i truly just don't understand. i don't get why people just won't be real about this and confronted with the reality of it. they say all that's not true. i got to say, i also have yet to be ordered living in new york city. however, forgive me for wanting dream a little bigger than that. that's not quite good enough for me.

seems regularly, several times a week, i see horrific things on the street. just this week, is going to pick up my prescription at the pharmacy, some nine was out of his mind in the store and he was lifting up his shirt and he was screaming at me. i tweeted about these things and people say, that's not real. unlike, you are in arkansas. it's really real. sometimes going out and not being afraid, i'm not excited about that. i pay enough in taxes and rent to go outside and not be afraid i'm not going to come back in. greg: i talked after that and he said he had a bad morning. he apologizes and i think he's going to send you a fruit basket or cargo shorts. [laughter] kat: good. greg: tyrus, see this stuff coming because they let it unfold.

now finally, we are in this state where i feel like it's going to get worse but i am a pessimist. tyrus: i think you are right, it is going to get worse in the sense that both sides, republican and democrat are pathetic you will see was going on in these cities and democrats because they want to prove their points, it's trump's fault and will allow this to go on. republicans respond, we'll let it burn because we are law and order and we will wait until after the election and we will fix it. i find both sides, especially the extreme side, pathetic. i'm hoping my president will look at the bigger picture areas and can do something about it now. but the national guard back in. if not for no other reason, our police officers been doing this for 100 days, have got to be at exhaustion.

want to criticize the police and say they are not doing their stuff, how can you do this when they are working ridiculous hours a week trying to keep property and people safe and protesters themselves safe and at the same time, dealing with sections that are not there to protest but create havoc, rob and loot and benefit everyone else's division. i'm just seeing the only people suffering are the innocent people that are caught up in the crossfire of this political divide. i'd like to see the president, regardless of what the mayors say or doesn't say, shame on him for putting his politics in front of the people trying to prove his points. we get it, you don't like president trump, we get it, you don't want him to return but what about the people who live in your city who just want to pay the taxes and walk the dog at night protect their children without being terrified but nobody helps them when something is going wrong? so shame on both sides, just keeping it real.

the last thing, greg, i agree with everything on your monologue in your the one of the bills honest people want to be. i agree with everything you said about the ups driver, the only difference, we don't know what happened with george floyd because he was murdered and we need to remember that. at the end of the day, that particular police officer committed murder we don't know what would have happened because of that. greg: all right, coming up. nancy gets her hair undone. ♪

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greg: it's a pile on at the hair salon. it's a loss to treat split ends. nancy pelosi minus a mask, visiting a salon for private hair appointment. security footage expose her heinous crime of the time, salons still closed to the public. the fact that nancy was well aware of. now she says she was framed. >> they said we are able to accommodate people, one person at a time and we can set up that time, i trusted that. as it turns out, it was a set up. salon owes me an apology for

setting up. greg: that's what you do, you set up an appointment. touching down on your constituents is about that. speaking of a bad look, is it really worth it? she could have gone the same results. it wasn't set up and now she's getting death threat and bad yelp reviews which kills business. why don't politicians follow the rules they tell us to obey? rules that are destroying small businesses. nancy may not be immune to cov covid, just the rules to fight it. salons should be open to everyone. well, almost everyone. >> oh my gosh. oh my gosh. greg: i didn't see that one coming at all. all right, catch. this is a massive scandal. are you sympathetic nancy unser pathetic? you only have two choices. kat: i don't think wanting to get her hair done is a scandal at all. i would never judge anyone and

top smack however, the hypocrisy is the way she handled it is the scandal. her defense is basically, i didn't know. i don't believe that for a second but even if that were true, wouldn't that be worse? is her job to represent the people in san francisco. i think step one is having some sort of cool how it is, how their living. second, if we could suspend reality and attend she didn't know about the no going indoors and so on rules. she probably had heard of masks and the mask thing because i know i've heard her talk about it nonstop. i remember in june, she said we are definitely long overdue for mask mandate. cool, how about you start by mandating for your own face? additional action for that, i

would respect her so much more if she said you know what? i wanted to get my hair done because i'm a very rich, very powerful, very famous politician lady. i thought the rules did not apply to me and i've been playing off zero-tolerance but i actually have a ton of tolerance for myself and my hair. i have more respect for that than all of this. greg: john, didn't she just do what you do and where it had? john: right? [laughter] reminds me of something my granny said all the time. she said john, real integrity is when somebody does the right thing when they think nobody is watching. that is integrity. doing the right thing and don't think anybody knows. the opposite is doing the wrong thing when you think nobody is watching which is exactly what happened here. it crossed my mind, i wonder when the last time nancy pelosi said i'm sorry for anything or ask forgiveness for anything. i think america gives people all

the time if they own up to it. she went after the salon owner, i mean, a bad look is a nice way to put it. it is a really disgusting thing to say. she's getting clipped in the press right now. kat: like the salon doesn't have enough problems right now. greg: speaking of the salon, tyrus, i'm curious about how we got the surveillance video. nobody is asking that question. [laughter] how did it happen? tyrus: inside job, man. i love it. the only thing that makes me upset -- why don't you just tell america what you really want to say? i was set up. they made me do it.

i'm nancy pelosi and i want to get my hair done, i'm going to do that. you don't need 15-dollar ice cream and have regular hair. it's a lot of work. i don't wear a mask, you want to cover this up? this right here? look at this. you know how hard it is to look this good and be 165 years old still look like on 30? trying to ruin someone's life because she told the truth. when we see this in movies and stuff or even when i catch my daughter doing something she's not supposed to and she said other kids made me do it and they are a tattletale, that's literally what happened so matter how long you are on this earth, how much wisdom you supposedly accrued as a leader of this country, basically it all comes down to you are a spoiled brat and your acting out. the only way to fix this is term

limits. america, term limits. this is what happens when you let grandma and grandpa stay too long at the top. [laughter] greg: . walter: this is not just hypocrisy, this is blazing ignorance of people's rights and feelings. it's like nancy reagan going into the square park at the height of the just say no campaign and buying an eight ball and having people film it and then telling people that drug dealer was selling an addictive drug and i got addicted and that was set up. number two, this salon owner needs to be head of the cia. she not only set up the speaker of the house first of all, she got it on tape and then smuggled it to the news media. if we could do that with the heads of the iran revolutionary

party, we'd be all set. [laughter] greg: that's the big question, how did we get the tape? i'm just happy we got it. okay, up next. with biden's plan besides being the invisible man? we discussed. ♪

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new york, at least for votes in the trump boat parade on lake travis in texas sink today. the sheriff's office reviews multiple calls about voters and distress. firefighters pulled numerous people out of the water but no serious injuries reported. 2500 people expected to attend today's event. other parades supporting the president's reelection is taking place across the country including florida and california. meanwhile, northeastern university in boston has 11 first-year students for violating coronavirus rules. allegedly, at the westin hotel, temporary dormitory without masks and not social distancing during a party there. university is refusing to refund more than $36000 each student paid intuition, the students can appeal. now back to the greg got filled show. have a good night. ♪ greg: when there's no one to

copy, joe gets sloppy. joe biden the candidate this week, he held a news conference probably because he saw from doing it. he took reporter questions probably because he saw trump doing it and he got on a plane and went to kenosha because you know who went there first. by the way, the stuff he said about shutting down the whole economy of covid got bad again, that was so last month. before trumps convention. this week, not so much. >> there's going to be no need to be able to shut down the whole economy. greg: wouldn't be a week without joe ripping off something trump already said clarifying some weird thing joe said the day before. it's not like he's debating trump at all, he's debating himself. he's for defunding crops, then he isn't, his fourth total lockdown and then he's not. like covid, he's all over the map. right, joe? >> covid has taken this year,

just since the outbreak has taken more than 100 -- the lives, think about it. more lives this year than any other year for the past 100 years. greg: that makes less sense than this. >> -- [inaudible] greg: she could be president. i believe. all right, i have a feeling the dems are getting worried because now they are pushing unsubstantiated rumors that's perfect timing that happened to land a few months away from the election. i think they are seeing joe fall apart so they are pushing this new stuff. >> it looks like they are freaking out, doesn't it? like they are having a fit about what they are seeing going on and rightfully so.

what is that commercial that is on fox all the time that's made out of jellyfish extract and you take it and it helps your memory? i forget what it is. anyway. i see in joe biden's future, he's going to be the spokesman for that commercial. it's wild to see, he left one out about the coal industry and petroleum and all of that and now we are getting three new deal and get rid of all that stuff. sounds like no, we are going to keep it as long as we are in pennsylvania, is going to be good in pennsylvania. it's not going to be good and texas, it's a working that way. it's falling apart. greg: i love the fact that john couldn't remember the name of the memory drug but that's for another time. [laughter] all right, tyrus. my analogy is joe is like the lemon the democrats drove off the lot and now the wheels are

already shaking and they haven't even got to the highway. [laughter] tyrus: come on, man. what are you talking about? [laughter] you got altogether. sometimes it's a lot of what have you's and whatnot and things happen over the last 100 years it's got us all -- come on, man. this is a math test, needs this, come on, man. i'll answer anything. the answer is, trump did it. come on, asked me a question. ask me any question about the election. kat: why are you so upset? [laughter] tyrus: come on, it doesn't matter what the question is. [laughter] greg: it could -- walter, what is your feeling towards the election right now? if you're looking at joe and

trump, a lot of weird -- is going to happen in the next two months. walter: first of all, when joe makes statements like he just did, it reminds me of when i still coffee on my computer keyboard and the words all stream across the screen. [laughter] to fix that, you have to repair your motherboard. in this case, the motherboard is doctor jill biden she needs to be replaced because she is the nearest same person to him and if they got somebody else in the room, maybe he could perform better. with my idea on the election? greg, i was here right before the last election. i was probably quite lonely and predicting trump might wind. i don't think i'm going to be lonely this time. in las vegas when two teams are mismatched and they want to

attract betting on both sides of the deal, they sort of pretend one team has a chance of winning so they can get the action up. i think the polls are keeping the action high because the truth is, it's going to be a contest. tyrus: i'd like to respond . greg: that's interesting. what joe? [laughter] tyrus: come on, man. you got this. come on. kat: i think joe biden would be such an excellent president if we lived in a society where there were time machines. he's got a lot to say now about what trump should have done, about the coronavirus and should have thought of it a different way. however, the interesting thing

is he wasn't saying those things themselves as it was going on. did trump underestimate it? sure. did literally everyone underestimate it? yes. china made sure we would underestimate it it's so crazy because i don't understand why people are allowing existing and giving him credit for saying boy, trump shouldn't have done that but you didn't say anything different. you weren't saying anything different. you know what that's called? it's called monday morning quarterbacking. the quarterback for the ones who throw it and they make a lot of money doing the throwing. greg: throw the ball. yes, they throw the ball. good sports reference for you. there you go. all right, up next, after months of strife, are you now living your best life? ♪

as quarantine made you less mean, two thirds of americans seem to think so according to a new survey. sponsored by a wine opener company. what could they stand to gain from a survey about sitting at home getting drunk for months? respondents said the time at home has forced them to reflect about what is truly important. like family, friends and greg got filled's new book, the plus which teaches you the very strategies to becoming a better person. yes, i know better than the wine opener company. well, canada suggests people should wear a mask to bring cash. intimate acts with new partners whose chances of catching covid-19. she advises wearing a mask, avoiding kissing and face-to-face closeness. which i wonder, how is that any different? the safest option, make sure you

look like this. be safe from all contact. all right, i got to go to you, tyrus. are you a better person because those the pandemic? tyrus: the one thing i love about america as we are not afraid to be -- we be lying. you know it's not butter, you're not better. you're not happier that you can finish each other's sentences, not out of love but because they say the same thing every day. we are not happier, it's a pandemic. we are stuck at home. we are the same person every day. the only thing worse than that is a canadian doctor is telling us to wear a mask when we are having relations and all i can say is i thought it could pass

through water and chemical stuff in the body. married couples, who rarely kiss anyway. it's something you do when you date. [laughter] the mask is the least likely thing you would need to cover because we rarely even make eye contact. usually she is -. kat: i have a lot to look forward to. [laughter] tyrus: amid good place, it's fine, nobody but you know people dating, this is nothing. walter, back me up on this. you literally -. greg: let me interject because walter, what tyrus is saying, being with someone for a long time in a pandemic and having to wear a mask during sex, solve that problem. the mask creates a different person. tyrus: i did not say that. [laughter] you said that. i never said that.

walter: tyrus said the opposite. i think the whole mask mandate, as somebody who has always worn a mask during sex, i think this is a great development. my partners used to accuse me of being a pervert, now they say thank you for trying to flatten the curve. frankly, in marriage, wearing a mask, especially wearing different masks every night is about the only way to keep having sex. so i think there's going to be a baby boom after covid, basical basically. [laughter] greg: i think you're right. katz, having been just being engaged, this conversation must be encouraging. kat: i'm going to do that right after the show. i have a lot to look forward to. i do want to say you missed one of the statistics in the survey. they said two thirds of people

say they are better people but 38% of people say they are drinking more wine. are these the same people? if so, they might not be better people, they just might be drunk enough, often enough to think that they are which is definitely a thing. i'm not judging but i mean, why, in the pandemic, i exercise a little more. good. i'm 59% fluent in spanish now, that's great. and i learned how to glue on my fake eyelashes myself but am not sure if that makes me a better certain or a worse person that i know how to do that. but it's very difficult and it made me feel great. but i've also been drinking more wine. greg: here's the deal, this whole thing is based on selling this wine opener. this is what drove me crazy about this poll because i'm going like, nobody reads this stuff is like -- it makes the

wine opener and then you find out there's a press release going, more people are drinking more wine, what a surprise they found that out. they're not drinking more whiskey, which should alarm you. >> they should be drinking more whiskey. thank you for setting me up. i know tyrus is probably a years supply in his cell. tyrus: less than three weeks. >> all right, i'll send you more. i think the canadian doctors probably some concern about people's love life that have trouble even having a love life and maybe those people wearing a mask increases the chances of actually adding someone into the bed with them. i know for me, for years now, i've dressed up like zorro every single time, it's owings been a mask, it's a thing for me.

kat: 38% of people -- i just wanted to repeat that i know a statistic again because they are watching. greg: they don't watch the show. tyrus: he has great got the tattooed on his arm. i seen it. greg: is like love and hate accepted greg got filled on his forearm. i'm probably going to get an e-mail monday about that. what does smokey and the bandit and tyrus have in common? a new movie. next.

you get a kick out of tyrus' new flick, the movie is called stand

on it. it stars tyrus and some newbie named john schneider. whoever he is. i kid. it reminds me of another film. ♪ >> you've got something i want. [sirens] [inaudible] >> a lack of respect for the law. greg: all right. this is kind of attribute is this a tribute? tyrus: not really sure -- yes. it's all about the work. originally started out as

shakespeare and it kind of developed and turned into stand on it which is attribute movie to smokey and the bandit and i would give the unbelievable challenge of jackie's original character which i see it necessary of the great state of louisiana. it was a lot of fun and a lot of improv and crazy things to do but i got to work with a lot of legends. john schneider was the director, writer and of course i was chasing him through the whole movie but it was a blast and i'm a fan of smokey and the bandit. i knew every line from justice already is a movie junkie like yourself. it's giving me a headache. it was quite challenging, like being a kid. i tried to do the acting thing. greg: tyrus, i have to say, i am

extremely offended that what you did, you were playing a white sheriff. this is cultural appropriation. tyrus: yes, i was. [laughter] so here is the cool part. justice, the character was super racist. he was old school. he hadn't heard the soft loss yes. he never got the memo so i played exactly but i played as a black man. every time i was like hey, boys. it was the first time in history brother would call white guys hey, boy. it was a lot of fun but that was the whole thing of the movie that attracted me so much, we were making fun of things that used to be able to make fun of so a lot of catching up with the character, i made sure i stayed

true to the original, no one on this planet could ever be the late great jackie but i could be clarence necessary, the very judgmental backwards southern sheriff so it was a character. greg: in that cop car with you is another employee, is that dion with the handlebar mustache? tyrus: as an actor, i typically don't spend the time getting to know the people next to me. [laughter] but dion stepped in. here's the thing about dion. he's our sound guy. he is a skilled writer and actor who's been trying to get his big break and the one thing i enjoyed more than anything is you have basically ignored him for four years. the one time i gave him an opportunity, he gave up the movie review and you gave him

the statement, how dare you? your out of our movie club for the movie he tried to push to us. when we are looking for someone to do this because of the social distancing himself, he threw his name up there and i was like, can't hurt. why not? he knocked it out of the park. he tried so hard, he broke his collarbone trying to do is done. he did a really good job. we had a lot of fun and you can get it on amazon, make sure you have all this fun stuff. it's going to be streaming everywhere. i know we are going to do drive and stuff, we are working on different venues or whatever but if you want just want to have a laugh, take anything seriously, there's no rhyme or reason to this movie but it's just a fun old-school movie. greg: great. god for dion. he does the sound for cavuto. more stuff after this.

tyrus: he's two years older than you. [laughter] ♪

we are out of time. thanks to the great walter kirn, kat timpf and tyrus. i love you, great america. ♪ welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the program. something very mysterious is happening in america. there is a campaign to program you. you are being told not to trust what you see with your own eyes. if you are told something you are telling you didn't hear that. if you feel something, you are shamed into not trusting your instincts. let me show you why it works. for the entire summer job rrp ignored the most d