♪ ♪ greg: she went from the greek system to the penal system. jail on a million bucks bail in pennsylvania after the police shot a mad man. one suspect is sorority girl charged with felony right, felony vandalism. she basically majored in looting with a minor and phony dresses. a lot of deer meat but the judge has lowered the bail to 50 grand credit him for initially coming down hard. he's an adult gets incentives with an extra syllable.

got to hand it to amish country. the thing about traveling in a was in buggy as you learn how to crack it with. shocking bail for rioting, looting or arson, imagine if others hadn't gone so soft early on. lives wouldn't have been lost, people's businesses wouldn't have been lost. >> mostly peaceful but damage from looting and arson will cost one to $2 billion in claims. greg: 2 billion but still, mostly peaceful. does arson and riots really exist if john lennon has a great dinner in new york city? >> we went out for a great dinner tonight, people walked up to us and said thank you, i want you every night. i was hanging out and not seen us on the tv but new york city was not healthcare, was it? >> well, a guy ran by with a machete. of course it is.

greg: talk about research. he made it through alive so i guess it can't cancel out the 50% jumps in matters last month. for media what a contrast. trump pulls out his deals like twinkies out of brian's mouth, the media refuses to call them peace deals. there's a reason. imagine thinking john kerry hillary clinton or actual statesmen. they mark jerry krishna for even thinking you could sit at the adult table. what kushner did with the middle east is the equivalent of some guy off the street walking into the yankees stadium and throwing a no-hitter so let's not forget muddled piece. >> there will be no separate peace between israel and the armed world. i want to make that very clear, there will be no advance in several peace with the arab world without the palestinian process and peace.

everybody needs to understand that, that's a hard reality. greg: that clip aged worse than he did. actual peace deals are not peaceful. as our media. horrible problems are created in calls you crazy for pointing them out. people overuse the word gas lighting. they deny real gas lighting saying arsonists starting blazing is just the conspiracy but now we have arrest. i'm sure it still trump's fault. trump upset them and torching homes was there stress call. the press and politicians are far removed from the strife they cause, they embrace defunding police just like the city council were now alarmed by a crime search after voting to defund police. they just got mugged by reality and probably a few folks, too. far removed from looting, he

depending protests. we see the trend, if the burden is not in your backyard, what's the big deal? shutdown bridge or block traffic, you go girl, i don't mean to go home from work, i am home. this bloody summer is brought to you by pain that they are immune from but who is not immune? aside from the small businesses, minority shop keepers or commuters, how about the protesters? the sorority girl, have you seen the mugshots? to these people appear sound? do they seem all right? >> [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]. greg: when you see them screaming at strangers, insulting elderly couples and throwing fits in front of cops, they appear deranged? is a because they are? she ride in defense of the suspect accused of stabbing for

people. their lives only mean something if they embrace ideologies and social justice but what happens to them in ten years when they look back in shame after anti- fascism phase? will they be like ants and family members who thought they were eating a revolution only to find they were consumed in self-indulgent solutions that led to insane acts of cruelty toward innocent people? i suppose they deserve our pity but right now, some training. >> let's welcome tonight just. greg: she's so ugly, i burped just looking at her. fox news contributor, fox nation, emily compagno. he's so brainy, he makes zombies hungry, senior editor at large, joel pollock. unlike hurwitz, e sick isn't list that. kat timpf.

nothing goes over his head, it's literally possible. tyrus. emily, do you know what i am amazed by? if you weigh the coverage of things trump says versus things trump does, it is amazing. like the peace deal bailey got covered. emily: you are so right. i like to look at international coverage for some of our policy decisions, foreign policy development and such, just to take international temperature and to see what the rest of the world is saying and it's so overwhelmingly positive, they recognize the historical significance, the trade opportunities it opens up, they recognize strategic undercutting for iran and paladin which is a positive thing, the only source of downplaying or minimizing or not even covering this

development, this historical moment was our own liberal mainstream media. greg: reminds me of that movie twilight we will get into that later. [laughter] joel, welcome to the show. the first time here. what are your thoughts on the peace deal? joel: the most exciting part is imagining the flights between tel aviv and dubai, like the l.a. to vegas shuttle where you have drunk people and gamblers going back and forth all night long just $20 tickets and drink coupons, it's going to be a wild party that never stops. this will be fun. [laughter] greg: i didn't even think of it that way. all right, kat, what are your thoughts? we have different elements in this segment so pick one. kat: i want to talk about the whole debate about police, criminal justice. i have a huge problem, not

because there's no problem with our criminal justice system but because there is but we are not addressing the main issue, lack of accountability even though this week, a report came out, registry of exoneration found in cases where people were innocent convicted of a crime wrongly, there was a prosecutor and more than 50% of cases but anyone committing misconduct, only 17% was her discipline taken against those people. it's a huge problem, as it turns out, not one of the problems that can be solved just by taking the cash away as well as that worked in the plot of billy madison, turns out our criminal justice system is not a drunken lazy newsmagazine and we are having stupid conversations with people are saying i went, fine. i went to the pharmacy this week and i didn't see stabbing, why?

went about ten minutes earlier than i would have gone to see the stabbing across the street. when we talk and fight about stupid stuff, we miss the real issues, you're not helping anything. anyone can watch videos and look at statistics and see you manage to have a peaceful dinner doesn't mean anything so it's not the real conversations. greg: that stabbing was mostly peaceful. kat: mostly peaceful. greg: right. tyrus. say whatever you want. tyrus: whatever i want? you look taller and fit, greg. [laughter] i think emily was amiss, i don't know if she saw palestinian tv but they were furious. [laughter] no peace in the middle east. they were in on it and apparently they didn't get the tweet so pretty much the left media was furious.

i'd like to say one thing, this is now the second week the guest incident and i'd like to say i thought last week you'd now be woke but again, we did not so the struggle continues so now i'm in week two of my boycott of the guest title so i didn't know if you noticed the small group of people. kat: if we were guests, we get invitations. tyrus: i don't know where you live so it's impossible to put protesters in front of your house so i will need to confirm addresses so i can have my team of four protesters outside. what we want? when we want? now. i'll need an address, sears it. i can't protest you if i don't know where you are.

[laughter] very elitist of you. greg: i'll add a with. she was. tyrus: record this. i want this noted. greg: edit this out of the show. we got to move on. don't forget about my show. sunday october 11, heb center, join me and we talk about my new book. tickets on sale now. when we return, the latest in the biden harris campaign. what is it harris biden? ♪ ♪

greg: oh how i wish i had a new opening sequence the says countdown to chaos. ♪ joe held an event in florida trying to win over latino voters remember joe? key to success is showing up on time. >> i want to present vice president and future president of the u.s., joe biden. [applause] [applause] [applause] greg: my god, that is amazing. after all that waiting, joe biden had just one thing to say. >> i just have one thing to say.

honor. ♪ ♪ >> there you go, dance a little bit. [laughter] greg: that's the greatest. i'll give him a chance for pandering and one for dancing. it's no ymca. ♪ young man ♪ ♪ there's no need to feel down ♪ young man. greg: love it. this week, kamala harris accidentally gave herself a billing. >> administration together with joe biden as the president of the united states, the biden harris administration. greg: then thursday's town hall, go claimed trump could save everyone from covid. >> if the prison had done his job, done his job from the

beginning, all the people would still be alive. i'm not making this up, look at the data. [laughter] greg: all the people would still be alive. just look at the data. i'm not making this up. yes, you are making this up. even the washington post called you out on that one. as a dramatic reenactment. [laughter] greg: anyway. tyrus. was that really a gap on joe's part with the music or is he adorably goofy? tyrus: come on, man i shouldn't have to explain myself. harris biden, biden harris, get the names right. come on, man. secondhand smoke.

this is what's wrong with america. i got to use my iphone. one of the people, come on, man. get off me. i don't know what time it is because i don't need to know what time it is. you've got a watch, right? greg: is late for everything. he's they for everything. tyrus: what time is it, greg? i don't even know what time it is. harris biden, biden harris. greg: joel, what you make of his week week? joel: first of all, he has this copycat campaign where he imitates anything that works for anybody else, is town hall was a driving town hall. he's imitating you, greg because you did a drive and for your book launch. greg: that is true, there's th that. joel: there's also the odd problem i have now because the song he played, it's the opening

number on my wife's playlist or shelley call it, more romantic moment, delete that and find something else to play. greg: all right, kat. kat: hey. greg: what is going through joe biden's mind? kat: the big story this week was like the biden harris kamala harris biden, he said this, she said this. i truly don't care the name of it. i'm upset about the plan that says 3 trillion in new taxes. i already pay so many in taxes, you want more? i said this last year, i stand by it. i want a baby to be president. people say to me, kat, how would we get anything done? we wouldn't. donald trump is such a big baby, i get upset not for the same reason lot of people watching might be upset but because i wish. imagine myself walking down the

street with my satchel of meghan engel jewel pods over my back, then i would truly be free. i'll say it again. we got to do better than that. greg: last word, emily. what you make of joe's week? emily: for the harris biden thing, to me, it's the usual suspect except it's ending the whole time. of court is the harris biden ticket. she's a little bit of mr. burns, too. might as well start making bumper stickers now. they are slipping we all know is what happening in actuality. that was the worst thing i've ever seen. i don't know why it hit me in the jugular so much. maybe because my neighbor used to have the on repeat so much it was in my head. i was the type of italian american and biden came up and

played it, the mtv jersey shore theme song. i would set that place on fire. i don't know why still being supported, honestly. it's like when you are in the deli and the guy in front of you is a white kid and he's trying to order in spanish but the guy behind the counter is, can barely understand him and he can barely understand him, he's not trying to get extra cheese, he's trying to get a country. [laughter] greg: okay. up next, will you weep without halloween? ♪

♪ greg: too more great have met the same fate. ohio state university will the rains canceled spring break next semester over concerns about exposure to coronavirus. disease experts say they can expect in the other schools to follow suit. i guess rose will have to find other ways to have fun, right fellows? >> come on, man. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] i got it on video. [bleep] [bleep]

>> fool. please [bleep] [bleep] >> dude [bleep] [laughter] greg: i don't think that went on on enough. fun fact, they got all eaten alive. anyway, kidding. the makers of marshmallow peeps say they won't produce suites for halloween and christmas or valentine's day. the company shut down production in the spring as the virus spread across the state. now they will focus on making enough peeps for next easter. in the meantime, with come up with a replacement product to get you through the holidays. ♪ >> keeps won't be hitting the shelves this holiday season. what if i tell you everything is available in huge quantity with massive discounts. you love candy, right? >> not really, it's kind of a kids thing. >> was hurt hard candy?

>> who told you that? >> let's not worry about that now. introducing, big bag of sugar. a new product that got all the nutritional value, double the energy. you wouldn't want your wife getting all the other stuff, would you? just give it a try. >> find. a big spoonful. yum. you happy now? i love my wife, i love my wife. >> big bag of sugar. bring families together in uncertain times. [laughter] greg: i did that just to make jean each a big amount of sugar. i wonder if that's a human resource issue. joel, what is your take on that? is it a good idea? spring break. joel: i don't know, you can never shut down spring break in ohio state. they will disappear to johanna daytona beach anyway. they will be drinking beer off

people's butts like last time anyway. halloween is going to be canceled here in l.a. where it was, by the way, you can tell i'm in l.a. because of all the virus behind me. halloween was on the chopping block in l.a. county put out a public service announcement you should not have family gatherings and the jewish holidays so if there fellow jews watching me right now, you really shouldn't. >> that's going to hurt our ratings. [laughter] what is senior frogs going to do? kat: i thought this was really strange because as far as i understood, spring break has been responsible of the spread of many diseases for decades now. it kind of does bum me out, not because i had plans to go to cancún and play chlamydia roulette but because it will mark more than a year of this pandemic and i hate it.

i'm one of the lucky ones, i'm still working, i am not alone, none of my companions our children that i am responsible for. i'm lucky but i'm sick of this netflix and playing don't step on the syringe which is basically going for a walk in new york city. it's bad. whenever people ask me how i am, i say fine because others have it worse but it's also strange, i am this close to moving to the jungle with an arsenal of weapons. [laughter] greg: you can still dream. tyrus did you ever do spring break? tyrus: no. i was broke. i hung out on campus during spring break so it's not something i like to talk about. greg: i'm sorry. tyrus: you can send the check, greg. hey, you made it to college?

you're welcome. deuces. spring break? be thankful. the biggest problem for me is obviously peace. here's the beautiful thing, this is about fresh peeps. peeps fresh out of mixer because everybody knows walgreens, cbc has a backlog of peeps in the back. [laughter] a lot of people don't know, they are the only thing that can rival a twinkie for life expectancy. so we have at least 6000 years of peeps stuck in various grudges all over the country so everybody, just everyone put out their own peeps, there's enough for everyone. say oh my god, i love these. then you put them away. you don't really eat them.

the great reserve, fort knox has a much gold is there are peeps in this country. everybody, relax. greg: it drives you crazy because just born peeps, i hate peeps but i love mike and likes and hot tamales. did you know mike and ike is after two dwarves from the wizard of oz? tyrus: we were talking about peeps. you want to make it about mike and tamales? it's about peeps, man. it is one to put them over dwarves, two men you are taller than? hey you guys, greg called a dwarf, it's about peeps, greg. biden does this. come on, man. greg: emily, last word. emily: i want to focus on spring

break because canceling spring break, you just don't do it. it's like banning dancing and we saw have a turned out in footloose. in terms of that one day break they gave the students, you know how much damage i've been able to accomplish in 24 hours? i was glued to the caribbean from the west coast for birthday party and then college, this one frat build these walls around their property and they would keep everyone inside rival 24 hours and if the colleges didn't think a spring break worth of partying occurred in that 24 hours, i feel they don't understand what college is. greg: you know what i'm worried about? i'm worried about the sawdust industry who make millions of dollars of vomit from bathrooms. on that note, i hope i've offended you. yup, a girl who wants to be your dog. ♪

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with wilderness their god, the day the music died. the columbia university marching band recently announced they would permanently shut down in an effort to take responsibly for what it calls history of offensive behavior. columbia university had a marching band. apparently for over a century, the band developed a reputation of irreverence on campus. i don't know why i did that. in a statement, posted to facebook, the organization says they've had to discuss numerous allegations of sexual miscondu misconduct, racism and injury to individuals. as a whole unit. that makes motley crew look like the beach boys. they damaged and inflection is

beyond repair. i feel the same way about to rand rand. now they no longer have a spirit group to perform at sporting events but i've got the perfect replacement. that is an adorable bowtie. kat, okay. how do we not know how awful this band was until now? they are like hells angels but worse. [laughter] kat: way worse. i'd be more afraid of them, i'll take about much. i don't understand how this is a solution to say bye-bye, band. read it, he said a lot of this stuff was occurring within the band which means, let's say somebody faced sexual misconduct in the band, they speak out and say all right, band is canceled.

not only did they go through the harrowing experience, now no more scholarship, i don't understand -- they want to be congratulated for what? greg: it is a strange story because i feel like all right, terrible past but there not just canceling the past, they are canceling the future so -- i can't understand wanting to be part of the marching band but i'm sure there's somebody out there. emily: . joel: i'm not even sure this is true. it's like the ultimate band price. you don't mention anything specific, they get the new york times to cover and in a couple weeks, we'll find out it was a big joke but they -- it looks like the university is taking it seriously, they should just rename columbus, is named after christopher columbus at some time.

want to commend the students for one thing, they achieved this dramatic social change without looting. greg: tyrus, do you think this was the right solution? tyrus: oh, yes. one 100%. there's been signs of this for ages. you ever hear a story, this one time at band camp and the rest of the story is always what? terrible dramatic, no one has every tell you you a band camp story and led you to charge for the rest of life. i'm glad americans are shedding light on the band. they want to blame the ballplayers. greg: that is true. tyrus: it's never the band, they had to break it up because there's so much guilt, raise your hand if something happened? everybody. there was acrostic about it so they are breaking up, too many witnesses and it's not just college -- like football

players, we had to go to the school, anybody off the street can join this band, anyone so there's no way of keeping people in-and-out, they also had a locker on hollywood, how are they getting all the movies? they always seem to have one band in the movies, a group of thugs coming together with instruments and basically traumatizing the country all for little happy music with people going on? the gangsters on the football field and think about the evil that goes in to play the instruments. i remember i tried to play the french horn or saxophone, i couldn't do it. i see holly years of buildup so it's about time, start punishing these bands. i can't say that anymore because one, i like my job and two, i

don't want them coming after me so get everything i just said. i don't want protesters singing and playing instruments in front of my house so i'm glad ballplayers are finally getting a break. greg: emily, is the thing, this is kind of a serious question, they are talking about serious crimes so are they saying -- are they going to press charges what is it just go away? emily: it will definitely not going away and charges can be pressed if there's proof of their crimes. the funny part, the official statement band put out as they indulged was, we unanimously and enthusiastically dissolve. these guys were stoked to cancel culture and the alumni organization, 116 years old for the tradition is, alumni came out and they would like no, we

categorically reject all of this. the sad part is it's an example where these kids are making a decision and they have absolutely no idea of consequences or actual history or legacy unless they indeed are prosecuted for those crimes. greg: if there was evidence for this, and go after the people but they are making a condemnation of a century's worth of people going in-and-out, why do i care this much about this band? i really don't. [laughter] i want to get to the next segment, it is my favorite. take a guess how much this woman paste was paid acting like a dog on the internet. ♪ >> this is the most important election in the history of our country.

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she hit the goldmine by acting like a canine. the public girl, jenna from texas and she earns $10000 a month pretending to be a dog on social media. she started her business small, like you do eating dog chow on tik tok. now she has observed screen sites, she charges people watch her stamper around the house, play tug-of-war, legible. [laughter] greg: jenna says she used to work as an audition but quit when she learned she could earn a far more by barking like a dog. my friend mark puts videos on his subscription site.

he doesn't make ten grand though. greg: mark six. i am confused, emily. is this empowering or exploitive? or is it exploitive, pretending to be empowering or is awesome she's making a living and not living of somebody else? is this a beautiful story? i'm convincing myself it's a beautiful story. emily: it probably depends if you pull one of her $10000 a month subscribers. i will say when i first saw this, at first, i was jealous as i always am and regretted being a fraternity when i see people half my age running million dollars a year for doing nothing but when i saw this video, i was like you can't pay me enough to do that. absolutely not. i don't care how much she's making and the best part to me, when you dive into the

description in the article, it said she got most of her toys and props from betsy and pet stores where she would make up fictional dogs to avoid awkward conversations with cashiers so basically, she's earning most of america but she can't disclose how daylight hours. greg: that sounds like what i do for a living. [laughter] kat, i think the big story here in the story we are not talking about is that we don't pay opticians enough. if we did, they wouldn't be on the ground eating dog food for cash. kat: i think she likes it. [laughter] supported. i completely support you do that, go ahead. another person i support, i looked through some of these videos on tik tok, is a dude building it and talking to her and you see his arm or whatever, whenever i ask camp to take a

photo of me for my instagram is like law and i am acting human, no more. this guy, look at him he's there, he is all in. way to go and i'm going to make it harder on him whenever i want something posted. greg: that is a tremendous waste of toilet paper. did you see that? tyrus: the end world is ending as we know it. this is what it's all about. kat: i think it's great, capitalism. [laughter] greg: i am ambivalent about this, i don't know what to feel, joelle. i can't feel my outrage button in my body. joel: what i want to know is how committed they are to this model of making a living. are they housetrained? what happens with all that? the other thing, this may not be

around much longer because trump band tik tok. as of tomorrow, you can't get this anymore so this may be a case of cruelty to animals or something. greg: that's true. it proves that for every freak out there, there's another 1000 freaks just like them willing to hand over money. i think it is a beautiful thing. kat: thank god for that. greg: thank god for the freaks. [laughter] more stuff, next. i swear. ♪ ♪

greg: , do you have a final thought?

kat: we talk about third party voting and how to stop stalking your ex. know that it did that on purpose to make you feel better. i did it for you and you are welcome. greg: final thought, joel? >> a very happy new year to everyone in the jewish world. a great new year's book is "red november." and my granny, a shout-out, this is her favorite program. hi, gran. >> hi, granny and all tie ruls fans. for $1.99 a month you can watch me pretend to be a hibernating bear at night when i go to sleep. don't mitts. >> find me on instagram where i

shamelessly promote things all day long. greg: thank you, emily, joel,. katcatkat and tie ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ hello america i'm mark levin. this is life, liberty and levin. this is a huge subject were going to discuss tonight for the full hour. the democrat party is not really a national party. what the democrat party does is break down by race, religion, sex and what kind of you like and it's the old fdr method of