gregg ever watch the homage raise the bar and? me neither but it's impressive. anyone in town pages and help like joe biden's campaign. so many people lending a hand to help them stand up long enough to cross the finish line and they are all in the media. but we all know the press can see their own doses. study is show journalist vote democrat nine times out of 10 out there deciding the election for turning up the heat hoping for trust of there's nothing left for journalism was once a profession but now it's another dirty jeptoo checkout this. the one thing we now know for

certain is that politics is superseding. >> i'm watching the parade with him in the car. that was right out at the dictator's playbook. >> trump has deployed the politics of sickness in this campaign. >> at the president is experiencing steroid induced psychosis but it's concerning to see some of this action today. some at the response has been homicidal negligence. he has failed to protect the american people. >> do worse than watergate guy and now it's worse than worse than watergate. what is this dope going to do for living if trump loses hanging around parking garages mumbling about an imaginary friend. trump never asked for. but if you expect them to show kindness to an ailing president you an ailing president you are the fool. the party who claim sympathy are petty.

>> that's going to kill people. >> is very likely that the president of the united states is panicking and this time he's panicking on steroids. >> it's reckless. >> i am speechless. i'm stunned. i have to be honest i'm disgusted by what i just saw. this man is contagious. >> i wake up sunday's feeling that we are in the grips of a madman. >> there he is here blown majestically, reshooting the scene for his own ad. what a bunch of bull [bleep]. gregg edgy the guy who stages on resurrection and violated his own quarantined the trip with a q-tip while thousands died in rest homes as his roe's watch. he's either way stupider is a blind spot bigger than his ego. though it's good to see that gergen is still alive but maybe

was gloria ordure in baseball cap then there's the town hall were so-called undecided voters pose questions to biden except these undecided voters were anti-trump voters from "msnbc." can you tell? >> since the beginning of this pandemic the government has been dysfunctional and disorganized. >> during the debate i notice president trump was -- and i'm worried that carry you off your game. sonic is an african-american game like never live through what i'm living for right now and sometimes i don't feel safe in this country. >> my question to you is what would you do to stop extremists? greg: how is that not staged? dictators funerals look spontaneous. they have more softballs than a slow pitch championship but it's just not the news that gets reported. it's the news that doesn't, the coverups.

one of the blackout of continued violence in america. in wisconsin last week mostly peaceful protesters broke windows and residential homes looting homes over a black officer shooting. the residents said hey we are on your site they cried that the joke is on them. you're either in the mob or you're not. violence plagues portland that the media can touch that it has of trump's law and order that we need more not less than covering it only makes it harder for joe to pretend they are against the chaos instead of allowing it to spread. perhaps the biggest cover-up that hillary colluded with russians by buying their bogus and some pushing it through corporate media channels and later a slow rolling to the trump one. remember russia with huge news for years. >> can't sing kalanick, constantine colin nick.

aluminum smelter's started sleeping at his smelters sabotaged in the smelters. >> a very brutal start by sleeping in the smelters. boom it started ticking again. four hours later boom. you are stressing me out. he starts text, take, ticking again. take take boom. greg: oh the good old days so where are they now? are they covering this week's developments? here is rachel. and here is adam schiff. ♪ and i wonder where those "cnn" a

person panel's? so adorable. the same people ingesting phony funny collusion. >> into their veins now go awol when he does the real thing. hillary started it. so these heinous democrats and their media stooges dragged her country down an idiotic rabbit hole which handicapped trump in the midterms and excuses to justify impeachment and made us question our sacred institutions and it also made us hate they may be even more than we are the dead. the fact is joe only has a fighting chance because this for your attack kept trump vilified. now by u nonreporting the media helped lighten hobbled to the white house. so many lies get front pages. so many truths get area is trump promises to bring troops home from afghanistan before christmas you hear nothing as

the economy stirs back the light you hear nothing as the russian story explodes you hear nothing. so much of what you should be hearing is instead nothing but the media has a new hood ornament and assist fellow. >> i know nothing. i was not here. greg: god bless larry hogan and what we see on tv we still call news even though it's simply delivering infomercials to liberals. they pretend they are only two buckets to serve. but the one, oh no-trump did this, oh no-trump did that. we have our own buckets as we watch. >> let's welcome tonight's guest his nerds aren't the only parts made of steel. retired u.s. marine corps "fox news" contributor johnny joey jones and she's so southern she sleeps on the gun rack "fox business" and network anchor

dagen mcdowell major expenses are big lasted glances. host on "fox nation" kat timpf and he travels by trampling my sidekick and host of an upset on "fox nation," tyrus. all right all right joey last week we saw someone by the name of chet rubin ordered that we must defund walter reed because they treated trump and let him out. what do you make of that? >> i don't know what to make of it. it wasn't that long ago maybe a decade ago there was a walter reed scandal and all these people were browning to the aid of president obama and joe biden. they love our troops and now they want to defund their doctors because they accidentally got trump better. if i were trump i would have refused treatment and use the opportunity to create an national -- until the aid package comes through. it if it takes me it takes me that thankfully he did take

treatment in these going to do better in god was the people walter reed for doing it even though it broke jen rubens hard. greg mankiw have been there and they helped you. >> yeah, yes. thank you walter reed. i like being a live. i appreciate it. greg: exactly. dagen mcdowell what's your take on the media's obvious preference for biden. >> is the media and journalists are precious jewels in this country. i don't know what you are talking about. they their treasures to be treasured. journalist is a talker and a thinker. a butcher a baker at candlestick maker pulmonologist and psychologists. an economist and nonstarter general and a peacemaker. but you brought this up. i've been thinking a lot about this. what are these people going to do in this career runs out of gas which is happening quickly?

i think here's one career idea of volunteer supermarket policeman. as a career move cake. that seems obvious. greg: they aren't as tasty as they sound. i don't even know why -- i don't know why either but if you put cake after anything that sounds delicious. >> yeah but it's not. greg: while i'm talking to you tyrus what is your take this weekend of future ahead? >> oh man i would like to actually focus on the ruthless attack on those who love avocados. there is no way to thoroughly pick and avacado without handling it for long periods of time.

it has to have that smooshing is. there's nothing worse, nothing that will ruin a good knock joke than a hard avacado. most of the biggest fights in my lifetime over the kitchen table has been over my lack of thoroughness within avacado and i will be as an american to be question on how long i choose to squeeze and avacado when it's just about taste. greg: tyrus, tyrus, tyrus. >> thanksgiving day is pilgrims outside the mayflower so some person didn't call me how to hold avocados, that will not stand. greg: tyrus i thought you could use this as a nimala j. -- an analogy. >> i just did that greg. you never stop trying to hold me down.

you are worse than a man. you are the man. do you understand who that is? do you know who the man is? that's the guy that nobody ever knows who it is and he goes by them, day and man. ladies and gentlemen breaking news let me get don lemon on line one, greg gutfeld is the man. greg: all right. kat you are the woman today anyway. what is your take on the news? >> the most thing to me was the nbc undecided voters. obviously it's crooked. i am also shocked by how it was because the evidence of their biden voters was on television. you are all pretending to not know what i'm talking about but you do. there is the jerseys sure episode the note where they write the note saying that ron was cheating on heard it was an

anonymous note. you have to keep it it is a sec. some tv. she's going to find out and i was just so shocked at that and now i'm even more shocked to see the same thing and i thought a major news network where perhaps have better critical thinking skills then the key. greg: i miss everything about jersey shore now that i think about it. it was a classic moment in civilization. it was a better time back then. >> it was. ron was with multiple women. you are busted ron. don't put snooki's words in my mouth -- in my mouth. greg: we have five more blocks to denigrate different activities. sunday show in support of my

book. cedar park texas and that the show coming up in butler pennsylvania october 25 at the starlight drive-in. goaded xi gutfeld.com for info. up next the not so nice debate for biden.

greg: who kicks as behind plexiglass? the vp debate this week like a frozen burrito and a broken microwave it never got that he did. cold in the middle. as a montage of mike when he was totally and hinged. >> appreciate that very much. thank you. thank you. although i would like to go back. >> i need to move on. >> thank you but i'd like to go back and senator want to thank you and joe biden. thank you. well, thank you susan. greg: thank you mr. pence. the key moment for me was pence debunking harris and her find people on both sides lie. cemex senator harris submitted after the president made comments about people on either side of the debate over the

monument he condemned the kkk, neo-nazis and white supremacist and has done so repeatedly. greg: the bbc fact checked pants and had to back them up or there was a lie and harris knew it but he's not running for the second spot issue but the first. sadly she came off his presidential is one of those brats in the cars for kids commercial. the vp, and focused, the good cop to trump's bad. meanwhile harris more time pivoting than a lawn sprinkler. the media will always focus on sexism or the fly. that fly that sent twitter a buzz. we hear it zoomed in on the flight to get a better look. not surprised but when you have to focus on the fly you know you have lost. right king kong paddle pete?

>> i got bit. i don't know about ping-pong paddle pete although it's fun to say dagen to the talking heads said mike was man's planing to, but how do you feel about that? >> he is as nice as they come and i will defend her facial expressions because my face doesn't move any longer so i'm a little jealous. to your point any brought this up no kid hungry or little says mommy i want to grow up to be vice president. you get to do this racket to not to be number two but number one so can you imagine how exhausted kamala harris was trying to tamp down that route urge for power and ambition for an hour and a half. greg: you know kat they say, low

was a victim of sexism and mike talked over her. >> i couldn't think about that stuff. you know how matthew perry was so famous for being chandler in the 90s that now you look at him and he you still think about chandler. kamala's like that. kamala so famous for keeping people who are nonviolent and potentially likely even unjustly accused in the slammer in the 90s that when i look at her i'm still thinking about that where i'm still thinking about how people learn thinking about are talking about it or when they talk about it as kamala's past i get that's true that it's kamala's pass but for the people who were still in prison it's not just their past, it's their president. it's their future and when she says it's overblown when people talk about this i wonder how they would feel about that.

greg: tyrus what did you make of it? >> burst of all thank you so much for the question greg are they like to thank "the greg gutfeld show" for being here today and that like to thank our guests and i'd like to thank john and i'd like to thank dagen mcdowell and kat and john and holly for which i could not be here i didn't have you constantly resizing me and little tommy suggesting jokes that i never use. thank you so much for that and i'm so proud to be here and i would just like to say "the greg gutfeld show" with tyrus in kat wouldn't be where we are today without the love and respect in the humor and the laugh from the american people. you are laughing in your homes and you are continuing to support us every week with epic and may size numbers although we do not get the awards.

our reward is knowing that at least half of america is laughing their afsoc every saturday night at 7:00 p.m. eastern. greg: i think you just won the debate. >> that's how you do it. >> i had the man's plane it greg, you understand? greg: joey take us home. who won and why and who lost and why? >> now but he lost because nobody won because this is a debate for runner-up but i think the important thing to take away from this is each face got to breathe a sigh of relief because there's someone within the campaign they can get that party message out there and after the initial debate i wasn't sure that was true. i think they both did a fine job as far as that goes and as far as kamala's go she's a heck of a politician. you've got to give her that if she can earn her when she can earn her losses if you consider a loss without saying mike pence

was man's planing. that's a strong woman. like kat she can put anybody in jail pacino so she's doing and she earned her loss that that's what it was. i don't think democrats thought she lost. mike pence showed up and away we didn't really think he could. >> the people on the left saying all woman would be afraid of mike pence. no, not. greg: they are being nice. >> pence is afraid of women. >> how would you like to be a there with her alone? >> he's not afraid of women. he's just smart. he's afraid of his wife. he's afraid of one woman and that's how it's supposed to be. you're not supposed to be with other women alone or she will kill you. not that i'm speaking from experiencing. did you see the bald guy behind her? interesting a little bald guy. coming up celebrities and not - [announcer] imagine having fuller, thicker,

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gutfeld show." greg: it's not the brood you wanted to see. the new public service announcement features new celebs calling attention to the so-called ballot issue along 50 states that voters have to make certain they put it in their mail-in ballot in two separate envelopes to make sure it's counted.

watch and cringe. >> i'm completely. >> i'm. >> did you know that ballots could be? and if you don't do what i tell you your ballot could be thrown out. >> first of all when you're ballot comes you are supposed to read the instructions. and follow the instructions that come with your ballot. >> will literally the least thing. greg: some states like pennsylvania. >> pennsylvania. >> pennsylvania. there too implodes to have stuck your ballot in otherwise it's called a naked ballot. >> it's a naked ballot and you don't want to have one of those. >> don't sit on them.

>> do it. greg: i'd rather eat a bag of eyeballs and see that again put the ceo of the company that made that are the new hanging chads. my god what would these idiots do at that, hanging chads. for more let's check in with my roommate hanging chad. >> a lot of nice little knickknacks. anyway i have a feeling this video could lead to voter fraud because people would flock to vote for trump two, three or 10 times. >> here's the thing. i always find it particularly humorous when i hear celebrities

talking about going out and voting but they show videos of them filling out their mail-in vote are getting ready to vote. the only one with the old guy because his generation voted so again on top of hypocrisy mountain as they sit in their nice room temperature we will call them homes where they will sit and have a personal assistant bring them errands and stuff and i'm sure it's not the first time a personal assistant had to do that. i'm just here to change the sheets man. so if you are going to make a video make a video, if you are going to be making it make it voting. show that you're actually voting. i'm challenging these celebrities to produce their

right voted sticker like celebrities do. i will have my voter sticker on the show and i want every celebrity who has made a commercial telling people that vote that actually voted and if you didn't vote you aren't allowed to make an annoying commercial the following year preview are done, you're out of again. greg: dagen kind of said the charlie rose wasn't included in this group buddies probably searching for bathrobes. it seems like celebrities have a medical condition that forbids them from seeing out idiotic they look when they try to appear earnest. >> i think that's it actually greg. i did learn one thing from that ad. i was fixated on the fact that mark wrote for low's are bigger than mine. >> me too. greg: no lube shame. we are all going to get there.

greg: he is a hairy little monster and that's why we love him. kat what did you want to say? >> i think it's important to raise awareness and i've got no problem with anybody being naked however i do have a problem of them acting as it a were naked to make this point. they didn't have to be naked to make this point. the instagram models when they post the under pic and paraphrase gandhi in budha and miracles or whatever. okay madison was the y don't pretend it's for the greater good. they wanted to be naked, cool and fine for greater good. greg: nice lady made a good

point and i'd like to add to that when they make these phonecalls its clear there's a hierarchy of celebrities but the low-end guys were like oh wade chris rock is going to be there? this could help my career. >> it happens for me every time i go on greg gutfeld. but just to go back if mark ruffalo is going to be this video i think we can all admit we are curious about what the hold must be. nobody wants to see bruce boehner naked and the man version. next time you see me i might be entertaining. we take the worst of a good idea and we focus on that. we don't really know how to help somebody. it's the same thing here. nobody learned what a naked valid is. they just learned that these celebrities love themselves a little bit more than the ones who keep their clothing on.

greg: how different it would have been if they would have been called stab the ballots. anyway i want to make a defense for the mail tube move. this is what happens when you work out for many years and then you stop her personal experience once you start doing that work you can't stop. >> i stopped working out for one year and i had double the mac and then i had to go back to the gym. >> marciano is flipping over to his grave right now. greg: enough of this disgusting conversation. strippers. how are they coping with covid? i say barely.

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greg: now we are being told what to do even when the chew. you are eating at a restaurant who doesn't the california's governor's office has new guidance on safety at restaurants. the tweet tells diners quote don't forget to keep your to keep their mask on in between bites. the problem is that a list of common mistakes used in july. member forces avoid taking your mask on and off. fine, don't want to take the mask off? get one of these. ♪ i guess that music really helps. speaking of taking things off some strippers are doing their shows virtually no from home and

not the club. they charge anywhere from five to 20 bucks a show. the dancers say the on line format is more empowering, there's that word empowering. they don't have to work for anybody plus they can be more creative. they are making out its sexier than ever. ♪ she's going to be there when i get home kat. how is taking off your clothes on lines somehow seen as new, kat? it's almost as though strippers are inventing something. >> now, yeah it's not new. i can't walk in heels and i can't dance. they can dance in heels plus

it's the one job where strip clubs have been all over the place forever so clearly people appreciate the work they do but it's the one job where they appreciate the work they do but if you do that work people stop appreciating you. i have got to say go ahead, good for you. how do i walk in heels? more than 10 steps? greg: the sex worker is the unsung hero of america i get you don't want the sex worker to be in your family or you don't want to be the sex worker when suddenly you are over 40. >> people didn't like it but if they do it, come on, man as joey would say. greg: speaking of joey the mask or the strippers or combine both into a delicious peanut butter sandwich? >> i think we will go at the

mask here. the mask regulations are like playing a game of cards against humanity and every time there's a blank they say wore a mask. wear a mask while you are kissing or wear a mask if you're in your car by yourself. back to getting paid for getting -- taking things off. greg: there's a niche market for everything. dagen the problem with suggestions that are either extreme or in scientific and what stupid as they poison the reasonable one so now people are taking off their masks and saying screw this. these people are idiots. they keep changing the rules. >> not me. i eat with speed in figure. i made a -- it's better than a bib so i avoid getting food all

over myself and as for those strippers these are ladies you need at your side in these troubling times because they will shift with that champagne flute of the heel. greg: i all but in eat with speed. tyrus try to help people forget that terrible joke i made. >> all eyes on me right now and i'd just like to say i'm very proud to be on. i could just go back to the previous question you asked about undecided voters for a second because that needs to be responded to. there's no such thing as an undecided voter greg. where have you've been for the last three and a half years? your mind is made up. unless you have been in a coma or kidnapped on another planet we know who we are voting for. the lines are drawn. if you are still on the sidelines on tv and i need

attention every person come every group that we have seen who has been an undecided voter the next week we induct finding about about their computer history. most of them end up realizing they spend a lot of time with daytime strippers so it's all connected. there is no undecided voter. let's give the don, let's get this vote down. if you are undecided you are an attention seeking annoying and he shouldn't be on tv. greg: there is something sadder about it daytime than a nighttime. i don't know what it is. i have never seen both. >> i would happily answer that for you but i have to plead the fifth. greg: all right, up next how can you tell if your partner is cheating on you? we pretend to have the answer, next. robinhood believes now is the time to do money.

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greg: is he likely a creep if his voice is deep? a new study out in china finds with men with creepy voices are more like we to cheat on their

partners. when asked how likely they were to remain faithful there was no correlation between voice and mentality but researchers think it has to do with baritone brose having more test ostrom which apparently promotes promiscuous behavior. moral of the story if you want a standup guy that won't cheat make sure he can do this. he will never find love dagen. >> ron, women want men who they can shout down so somebody who has that voice. you want this shriek he established three guest to shout them down. greg: tyrus is this good or

lousy research? >> i think this is great research. if you do a lot of types of studies you can clearly see guys with deep voices tend to be more aggressive. i obviously don't have that problem so my condolences to anyone with a deep voice, animal or a man. i am just not one of those guys so i don't know. greg: i think you did this for an hour on "cnn." joey i think i'm traumatized. >> that's how you naled ladies and gentlemen. greg: joey what? >> i will step away for a minute and say as the deer hunter we have a thing called a rat when deer get their loved 12 weeks leave. there's a buck with the deepest

struts gets the most does so maybe there's a correlation there. i'm all -- i know more about deer than i do humans to be honest. greg: i want you to talk like that through the entire show. i don't know why but i love that voice. it's like an adorable little cartoon. you know kat i was writing the lyrics to my new country western song daytime. daytime, she gets the worst tipper. i'm good enough to strip at night at 11:00 a.m., she's out of sight. >> i support her and i stand with her. greg: you have the deepest voice of anybody here. >> i probably do. my early 20s when i was dabbling in cigarettes it was

even worse. i look like such a nice little girl but sounded like someone who would invite girls into his band which is why i need a deep voice. as deep as mine because james earl jones never responds to my letters but i do not want to be dating someone with less test ostrom that i have which is obviously of probably higher than most women. greg: all right it is funny. >> i don't find that funny at all. greg: all right, don't forget to access the gutter my brandy web site. goaded g tuter.com. i read everything and i talked to everyone except who way boots.

greg: we have time for two. dagen but i want to alert the audience on instagram joey is flexing all his goods and plenty of money to. have at it. greg: yummy. kat you get the last one. >> i'm going to promote myself. kat. local.com. come and be a member. i did not get a graphic because i'm not the host of the show. i get this though, greg: check it out. it's fun. all right you guys thank you very much. goodbye little man. >> goodbye.

enjoy your evening. jon: president trump making his first public appearance since his covid-19 diagnosis last week. as the white house says it has nothing to release on whether he has since tested negative. good evening i'm jon scott and this is the "fox report." ♪ jon: president trump's speaking this afternoon from the white house's blue room balcony. he addressed hundreds gathered on the south lawn for what white house calls peaceful order and still hat nos confirmed he's no longer contagious president telling supporters he feels great. >> i want thong all