warfare that in this campaign, so we've got to be careful. and remember, put the country first. that's what both candidates said, and that's what they've got to do after the election. neil: wise words. i'm sorry to cut you short, my friend. ♪ juan: hello, everyone, or i'm juan williams along with martha maccallum, dana perino, greg gutfeld and jesse watters. this is "the five." juan: it's almost time for america to decide between four more years of donald trump or new leadership under former vice president joe biden. we're down to the final 48 hours of the 2020 campaign, and the candidates, they're still storming their way through must-win9 battleground states. president trump and joe biden both getting ready for events very soon. the president set for a big rally in north carolina, and the

former vp will try to fire up supporters in pennsylvania. the candidates stepping up their attacks on each other as they fight to win over votes. take a look. >> we're leading in florida. we're leading in georgia. we're leading -- forget texas. how about texas? you go to texas, this guy says, yeah, we're against oil, right? we're against god and we're against guns. >> president trump is terrified of what will happen in the pennsylvania. he knows the people of pennsylvania get to have their say. if you have your say, he doesn't stand a chance. >> join the red wave. we have a giant red wave that's formed, it's formed. it's formed. >> president biden's america there will be no red states or blue states, there'll only be the united states of america. juan: dana, who do you think these rallies help? they're still storming, as we

say, but i think to myself, 91 million, record number of people have already voted, two-thirds of the votes cast in 2016 have already been cast, so who do these rallies help? dana: arguably, i think it helps president trump the most because we know that his voters have said that they plan on voting on election day in droves. and so if you're trying to make sure that they're going to turn out and he's going to five states in one day, i don't know how anybody would actually be able to manage that in their brain, but he looks like he's having a great time out there. and, obviously, the lines for the north carolina rally, it was pretty impressive. so i think just visually and from an energy standpoint and a feel, that it's good for trump. but i also think that biden, in order to avoid more of a conversation about the fading nature of his campaign, that it was necessary for him to get out, and i do think it's pretty interesting some of the places that they're deciding to go. finish and also kamala harris being out there, and i'm just really looking at not just

pennsylvania, i'm really starting to focus in on georgia because that's where you're seeing a lot of possible -- a lot of different scenarios. and, please, don't text me and tell me that i'm wrong. [laughter] every time i say something about georgia, there's this one person that's, no, obviously not. there's enough information out there that that looks like something to pay attention to. juan: all right. jesse, where the candidates are going. biden, obviously, spending a lot of time in your how many state of pennsylvania, but also ohio, georgia, north carolina. trump, iowa, north carolina, georgia, pence, pennsylvania. what do you see there from the pattern? jesse: well, cbs just came out with a poll, and greg's outfit is at 0% -- [laughter] greg: you're just jealous. miss warehouse had a sale today, jesse, you look great. apparently, i forgot the socks. jesse: stop staring at my

ankles. i have have low socks on, you just can't see them. about the schedule, yeah, trump's basically outworking them. what is he doing, 14 events in two days, biden's doing 4? it's not even a competition. right now they're saying it's this big 10-point landslide. that's the closest 10-point race i've ever seen in my life because that would mean joe biden's about to beat donald trump better than obama beat mccain. that would mean joe biden would have to turn out more blacks than obama, more hispanics, more young people. all the data shows that's not even close to happening. the polls are showing this is going to be some sort of landslide like we haven't seen since carter, you know? like a 10-point national margin. no, that's not the case at all, and everybody knows it. it's neck and neck pretty much everywhere.

and like we said at the top, juan, two-thirds of biden people basically already voted. and only a third of trump supporters have already voted. looking at the early vote numbers, those are public information. they're not building up enough of a lead in these key states to overcome big republican turnouts. cbs today said in one of their high republican turnout models trump wins if the republican base turns out right now, trump wins. and there's a big warning sign right now. iowa polls, the gold standard, des moines register just came out and has trump up 7, 7 points. and joe biden's fading fastment and the 7-point margin in that state very similar to what it was in 2017, and that kind of foreshadowed the president just kind of sweeping through the midwest and breaking through the blue wall. so i think the democrats are worried. they know it's tight, and i think the president's in good position. juan: so, greg, i'm interested in the closing argument, the

final message. and i come to you thinking you're going to help sort of make it larger for the audience, because from what i can see, trump is saying biden's a socialist, and i believe in free markets. and he's saying that biden would lock down the country while he would reopen the country. biden, on the other hand, is saying let's stop with the chaos and the disunity, and let's listen to scientists on the covid. but what does greg say? greg: i would ask a simple question before let me point out that jesse before the show said his heart wasn't in today's show. [laughter] imagine if it was in today's show? he went on for eight minutes. [laughter] without socks! seriously. all right. so here's the question ill pose to the undecideds, where would you feel safer? caught in the middle of a trump train or in the middle of an anti-corporally full of -- cop rally. that is the most stark, basic contrast you need to make a decision. and there's also a contrast what jesse brought up between what you're told by the media --

i.e., polls -- and what you're seeing with your own eyes. and when you're looking at these rallies, they're the size of pac-10 championships. there was a 96-mile trump train -- might have been paneling rated, but that -- exaggerating, but that's what i'm reading -- it's really obvious that there's a movement going on. and who i feel really bad for and who i'm worried about and the real victims are the pollsters. remember, 2016, that was their waterloo, dana. a great song by abba. but they lost all their respect, right? the pollsters were hue humiliatn 2016. this is the time that they could actually get their self-respect back. so if joe biden loses, there goes their gravy train. is so i'm actually worried about the pollsters. no one else is talking about the poor if pollsters. jesse: the poor pollsters. juan: i must say, just allow me a moment to say the polls in

2016 actually showed that hillary clinton was going to win by about 2 or 3 points, and she did. greg: she lost -- juan: that's right. i was going to say -- dana: minor technicality. juan: all right, so martha maccallum, thank you for joining us today. martha: nice to be here. juan: the number one issue is covid, and half of the people don't think covid is under control. 61% say covid and if getting it under control is their top priority over even restarting the economy. martha: then you're back to the polls, right? and if those numbers are true -- and, really, you couldn't have worse timing for the surge that we're seeing across the country for president trump. because the polls have shown that people trust joe biden more than donald trump on covid. now, whether or not that would be a reality if they actually had joe biden is a big question. but clearly, i think that if joe biden wins this, it's going to

be because of that. we're all going to look back at that red map that had all of these states getting hotter and hotter all the time and the unfortunate fact that it's in wisconsin and pennsylvania and michigan and some of the places that are really important to this race. so that -- if joe biden wins, i think that's going to be why. just one quick point on trump's m.o. as he heads into the home very much here. i think he's doing what worked for him in the past. this amazingly hard drive. five events -- who of us wanted to do five states in one day, right? an incredible amount of energy. he did the same thing in the home stretch in 2016, and he's also done it for other candidates along the way. when he saw people in 2018, he went to their aid. look at desantis in florida, joe donnelly, he prides himself on having turned these races around for people before, and i he thinks that i think the harder he works, if he works hard enough, he could win. and so that's the mode he's in right now, and we'll see if he

pulls it off. juan: all right. thanks, martha. so much more to come. less than 48 hours to go. up next on "the five," the old team is back together, joe biden teaming up with former president obama to i attack president trump. stay with us. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ smooth driving pays off with allstate, the safer you drive the more you save you never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote today at university of phoenix,

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♪ ♪ [laughter] jesse: whatever happened to when they go low, we go high? former president barack obama and and joe biden getting nasty with their personal attacks on president trump. >> what's his obsession with

crowds anyway? does he have nothing better to worry about? what kind of trauma did he go through? did no one come to his birthday parties when he was a kid? >> the president likes to portray himself, i love this, likes to portray himself as a tough guy. when you were in high school, wouldn't you have liked to have taken a shot? by the way,ed the he said, i think he said he is a perfect physical specimen. [laughter] jestiest -- jesse: and president trump is responding. >> you know, he thinks he's a tough guy. remember what he said a year ago? i'd like to take him behind the barn. ding, he's gone. [laughter] he's a tough guy. jesse: all right, martha. do you think these guys are now in trump's kind of playground talking trash, getting dirty like that? martha: i just have two quick things to say. first of all, two men in their

70s should not be talking about punching each other. if you just go there in your mind, it's embarrassing from the very beginning, so they just shouldn't go there. and, b, we saw what happened. president trump has the unique category of being able to do this to other people, right? other people should not try to do it back to him. it doesn't reflect well on them. it doesn't enwell. think back to chris christie, marco rubio, jeb bush when they got into the hand comparison thing. it's ugly, and they should not try to do it. yeah. jesse: barack obama, big you would or statesman now stooping -- elderrer statesman. stooping to schoolyard taunts. juan: i think that's right, and it's donald trump that has coarsened the name-calling, demonic nickname, even talking about women's looks. and people, as martha said, i don't think it ever goes well for his opponents. but i will say to me, jesse, the

real issue issue is not the rhetoric. i think the real issue for me is the actions that are being taken that i think are somewhat threatening. like, you know, stopping traffic today on the new jersey garden -- greg: now you care, juan. [laughter] [inaudible conversations] juan: yesterday, yesterday when -- greg: my neighborhood got trashed! but it took you longer to get to work today finish. jesse: no, that was a peaceful traffic -- [inaudible conversations] martha: took me an extra hour. juan: there we go. greg: terrified you, juan. juan: or yesterday when they went after a biden campaign bus on the way to san antonio, and what did trump do? the he tweets the video and then he says i love texas. in ohio -- jesse: remember that trump supporter got shot and died? was it portland too?

greg: every one of the vans in my neighborhood got -- juan: i remember who got shot in denobody v.a. anyway, in ohio -- [inaudible conversations] juan: hang on, i want the finish up. excuse me, can i finish up? in ohio you have the republican attorney general saying, you know what in hands off polling places, hands off the vote. in philadelphia the d.a. is saying -- jesse: someone with -- [inaudible] juan: -- lead to five years in jail. and don't forget, the kidnapping not against the michigan governor -- [laughter] juan: despite your efforts to shout me down, the real a threat here not rhetoric, it's the actions taken by people who are incited by trump. greg: right, that's an absolute lie. look out our damn one does. you can't see anything because our windows are boarded up. is that what the frat boys want? juan: they talk about violence -- [inaudible conversations] oh, yeah, oh, i see --

[inaudible conversations] greg: you don't even know who they are -- juan: that kind of violence -- jesse: juan, happy sunday. greg, finish up. greg: it's name calling and trash talk not low, all right? trump does it, they do it. when you brand a person racist or a bigot or anti-semite, that makes it acceptable for the people who support you to beat them up. no one is going after biden supporters because trump makes fun of joe biden's sunglasses. but trump supporters get beaten up because they're being called racist, antisemites and fascists. they have waved the green flag for violence. that is why we're seeing it happen. that's why we're seeing it happen all over from antifa and blm. it ain't the proud bow boys or any other fantasy i -- jesse: all right, dana, who do you think would win in a fight?

dana: i feel like i can't match the energy that is happening right now. rhetoric, can i go back to rhetoric? jesse: sure. dana: i think e president obama out on the campaign trail is a calculated risk for biden. while obama can be a base driver for democrats, he's also a base driver for republicans. and they will pay attention to this. but, i mean, again, a calculated risk. they probably decided it was worth it to get him out there. i think president obama looks like he's having fun. but you would also say that these types of attacks for me, i don't like them at all, and i feel like they're cotton candy, they melt on contact. and it just gets that feeling they want unity again. okay, well, that would be interesting. let's just imagine for a second if joe biden were to win, would the left allow there to be unity? jesse: no. dawn dawn well, i'm very good at transitioning. greg: i can't even notice. [laughter] dana: don't you think it's going

well? greg: it's fantastic. i will never snuck name you. jesse: okay. ahead progressives have some big plans for the democratic party regardless if joe biden wins or loses the election. ♪ ♪ - [announcer] welcome to intelligent indoor grilling with the ninja foodi smart xl grill. just pick your protein, select your doneness, and let the grill monitor your food. it also turns into an air fryer. bring outdoor grilling flavors indoors with the grill that grills for you.

♪ ♪ martha: planning to heavily influence the democratic party regardless of what happens on november 3rd, liberal lawmakers have promised to pull biden to the left if he does win, and if he doesn't, "the new york post" reports the party is headed for major split in their minds. democrats saying, quote. if biden loses, it's going to be a bleeping bloodbath, and another adding detective be is similar to tea party -- adding

it could be similar to the tea party. if joe biden loses and it's back to back, hillary clinton and joe biden, basically moderate democrats losing, what happens in your party? juan: well, i think that the democrats would be, you know, would need a tremendous amount of introspection. remember after republicans lost in 2012, martha, there was the great occupancy, right? republicans -- autopsy. i think for democrats this would be soul searching because a lot of people in the democratic party would say, you know what? we weren't sufficiently aggressive in responding to turn. and i think that could be a problem. but i think the key point for me is right now i saw on gallup this week democrats are highly enthusiastic about joe biden at the moment. he has unified the party. 75-66 democrats more enthusiastic for their candidate versus republicans, and i think it's telling that democrats don't see joe biden as anything but a moderate.

they don't see him as a socialist, they don't see him as for open borders, they don't think he's going to be a demented puppet of the far left. that's just not what's selling. i think the far left is united and passionate about this moment -- martha: well, they better be. they're 48 hours from the election, so they better be galvanized behind him -- juan: i just think given the split between bear and joe. martha: if he ones, jesse -- wins, jesse, where does the polar center of the party go? >> i have to take issue with something juan said, the democrats aren't going to think they were aggressive enough against president trump? they only spied on his campaign -- juan: oh, or there we go. jesse: -- and called him a racist. in terms of politics, that's about as aggressive as you can get. [laughter] i do i think the squad will be emboldened, and the people who control the money in the

democratic party, they're going to try to hold on for as long as they can. but they're going to have to create some concessions this. but my production, gavin newsom fights to the death with andrew cuomo for the nomination. gavin newsom wins the nomination, and gavin gavin newsom becomes president in '24 and moves the party and ushers in a very progressive era in democrat party policy. dana: think about when john curry lost, what did the democrats think? -- john kerry. okay, we better find a more moderate, conservative democrat. who did they go with? the democrats chose barack obama. he was a one-term senator, very liberal, progressive record, new and energizing. finish the republicans lose two times in a row, they went with the disrupter, the change, the guy with no washington experience. they wanted something different. i think the it could be that the democrats, if they lose this one, i am here for that fight.

i cannot wait to cover this, because it's happening either way. even if joe biden were to win, i still think even he or kamala harris would be primaried going into the 2024 election -- jesse: bernie said he might do it. dana: he did? jesse: he said he's not taking it off the table. martha: trump says bernie's the best loser he's ever seen. all right, hillary, okay, joe biden. i don't think that bernie will be coming back anytime soon. i think he feels like he's made husband mark. greg, what do you think? greg: yeah, wouldn't be like him to stay in politics. [laughter] he has so many talents. dana: i don't think he runs again. greg: he'll run for something. i think what we've learned from donald trump is that it's the person, not the policy. because we didn't know half the stuff that he believed in, and i think that's the problem with joe. joe is no different than generic candidate, right? the generic candidate polls well if you don't like the incumbent. so joe is just the generic

candidate who's still there, and i think that the party behind joe until he's gone, which'll be in about -- because if joe wins, he's not going to serve out the term. it'll be president kamala harris, i would assume, unless something else happens, and, of course, hunter will be secretary of state. [laughter] jesse: i was thinking treasury, but -- [laughter] martha: all right. coming up right here, states and cities across the country preparing for election unrest possibly. greg's monologue on that as we board up the outside of the building. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ greg: all right, look at this. boarded-up businesses in every major city. what's that tell you?

one side will riot on tuesday. which one in the one that's been rioting a all along. if trump loses, his voters get on with their lives. but the left, they don't even take yes for an answer. what if they hear no? whether you live in a city or not, this should sadden you. why are we so helpless that we now rely on plywood for protection and not plus or politicians? -- police or politicians? our local leaders have removed the bar for self-control, accepting the urgings of malicious actors as protests. the good news? we are prepared. even those gun control-loving celebs in nyc have hired armed guards for security. yeah, they vote in dems that excuse mayhem, then hire trump voters to protect them from their stupid decision. if biden wins, no harm. if trump wins, hell on earth. there are three prongs to that push fork. number one, opportunistic looting. two, destruction caused by envy. i don't want what you have, but

you can't have it either. and three, incite a response that ensnares the police; the taunting, the setting of fires, throwing objects. that gets the cops ask you to react a, then the real offenders impersonate victims screaming loudly for the cameras. in the old days this would be condemned. you could doing something about it. but not anymore. the media and their political allies have sided with the mob. i'd like to say that we're all in this together, but we aren't. stay safe. therejesse, "the new york post"a great story on which celebrities in the chelsea neighborhood getting armed security and they were all like, you know, these are people that vote for every gun criminal measure. jesse: yeah. i hired a bunch of security people for me on the upper east. i mean, if you can afford it, why not, right? no, i'm worried about the proud boys and the buying loo boys. those guys, and there's probably a couple million, and that's who the real enemy is.

no, listen, i'm personally not worried about the violence. sadly, the violence is only going to occur in democrat-run cities -- greg: where we we we live. jesse: right. but like i said, i've hired private security. [laughter] and it's going to destroy businesses owned by a lot of hard working middle class people that a lot of them vote for democrats. i don't want to talk about violence anymore. i really don't. i don't think it's a good thing to talk about. i'm not predicting it, i'm in the expecting it. i the if trump wins convincingly, there will not be that much violence. i think if biden wins convincingly, there won't be that much violence -- greg: there won't be any. jesse: well, you know -- greg: except for your armed security. jesse: you over in -- you never know. greg. if there's lots of recounts and challenges, people are stressed out, that's the sweet spot. greg: juan, there was a billion challenge in minneapolis and in new york cities, a lot of

businesses didn't come back after the riots in june, so you've got to feel for that, right? juan: that's a separate issue. we're talking about politics now and people reacting to an election versus people reacting to police, you know, brutalizing and culling a man -- killing a man, putting their knee on his neck until he's dead for nine minutes. in the political case, greg, i think the roots of anxiety we don't know what trump's going to do. i think that's what it is. he is the leader, he's the president, and trump has created, i think, in fact, he kind of feeds on anxiety and chaos and uncertainty -- [inaudible conversations] right now he plans to keep campaigning. he's making plans to keep campaigning even after election day. jesse: he didn't say that. juan: that's what's going on -- jesse: anonymous report. juan: what jesse was talking about, we don't know what happens after election day. the second thing is he's always

said he refuses to concede, so we don't know. and then, finally, i would say that, you know, when he says to his followers stand back, stand but, again, it look like he is someone who would welcome that kind of violence -- greg: does not mean committing violence. juan: if the high level of anxiety created by this president in this moment that we have to watch out for. greg: blame the victim. all right, dana, it's trump supporters fault for this violence. dana: i don't think people are boarding up their businesses, that it's president trump's fault. i also think some of these businesses have already been through this twice this year, so they're looking at a third time. so the plywood, if it can help you, you know, because sometimes the insurance policies don't cover it, and you lose everything. i think that those stories are very sad to see. i feel sad for everybody that this is where we are. i hope that we can improve in the future. but the other thing is, you know, i just have to bring this

up, we were talking about it earlier, we have to keep our eye on the ball for other enemies as well. greg: true. dana: you look at what's happening across france with islamic terrorism, we have to make sure that we are staying very vigilant on that a because they are very -- they keep up at it, and we have to take our eye off the ball, something bad could happen. greg: that's a very good point. martha, we want to ease people's anxiety, but in this respect anxiety gets you prepared. maria: it does, but i'm sitting here thinking about one of the things that is discussed in the defense circles in the country which is that what russia and china want to do exacerbate just these kinds of fears, fears that we're going to all hurt each other, fears there'll be this huge unrest. and i go back to what jesse said in the beginning, i think the country wants to got past this violence. i really believe that. and people do not want to board up -- it's the saddest thing in the world to watch these companies. again, they must be at the utter point of exhaustion, they have done it so many times this year,

and they are hanging in there and being resilient. we need to get past this. i do not think that the threat is i enormous after the election. i think we have to keep cool heads and prevent ourselves on social media from thinking these groups here are bigger than they are, because they're simply not. greg: well, the need to get past this does not get us past this. trying to pretend this isn't happening, that's a huge mistake. e tried to get everybody to listen to me before the riots happened in june. i wish that they had. anyway, up next, fun. >> mr. bob do to it's an important time to save. with priceline, you can get up to 60% off amazing hotels. and when you get a big deal... ...you feel like a big deal. ♪ priceline. every trip is a big deal.

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♪ ♪ dana: all right. welcomewelcomewelcome back. i didn't know that's what that was about. first up, we are not quite sure what lady gaga was aiming for with this video telling people in a swing state to vote. >> hey. this is lady gaga.

i'm voting for america which means i'm voting for joe biden. here, the 2020 election. dana: okay. martha had to go upstairs because she's doing special coverage, so we have more time for the fastest for all of us. greg, what was she doing there? is that supposed to be ironic? do i not get it? greg: she was trying to, while endorsing biden, mock the people that aren't voting for biden, the people who wear camo, is have pickup trucks and drink beer. it comes off as highly heatist and arrogant. she thinks she's edgy, but she's not. she's no grimes, right? she's no fever rau. she's maybe a hyped-up tiffany. dana: oh, tiffany. at the mall. greg: who didn't see tiffany at the mall? [laughter] dana: i didn't get to go -- greg: you wanted to go. dana: what'd you think? jesse: this give you a million

reasons not to rote for joe biden. did you see what i did there with the song? how i made it into a -- dana: is that a song she sings? >> yes. i mean, did joe biden approve this message? this tells me that they're losing in the battlegrounds, and they're not connecting with people that are middle class, working people who drive pickup trucks and joe biden needs to get them out and looks tone deaf to me. dana: are we missing something, juan? juan: yeah, she's going to pennsylvania. she gave a clue which said it's the state where he grew up and of course she's from pennsylvania. the idea that she's going back to pennsylvania, that she's there practicing celebrity political culture, i think that's good news for the campaign. you just need teem pop enthusiastic, and given -- people to be enthusiastic. begin the i way that with talk about hollywood celebrities, i won't take any of that too

seriously except for the fact that she's campaigning and telling people to vote. jesse: i like the celebrity endorsement, jack nicklaus, brett favre -- wo wo oh, so -- jesse: i'll take those endorsements over -- juan: i think lady e gaga is a bigger celebrity than any of those. dawn kane next up, "saturday night live," a sobererring warning for nervous democrats watch. >> there was a knock upon my chamber door. [cheers and applause] may be scared of four years more -- >> the clinton loss before. [laughter] finish. dana: jesse, that notice even funny. jesse: i it wasn't. my mom sent it to me -- dana: saying it's not funny? jesse: saying she liked it. [laughter] if you look between the lines,

they're saying joe biden's old, hillary would have won the election if she were a man, and if you're black, you're a sellout if you vote for donald trump. just didn't work for me. juan: wonder why? [laughter] dana: "saturday night live"? greg: again, they're about as edgy as a hackey sack, and they sacrifice comedy for politics. it does remind you that the left think they own pop culture, they own academia, the media, they want everything. that's why the supreme court is driving them crazy. the supreme court, there's nothing wrong about what's happening, but they can't believe they're not in control of it. they need to control, they need their hand on every lever. dana: juan, can biden shake the ghost of hillary past? juan: not democrats. in 2020, 2016 is still hanging around. it's still that thing you think going to open the door, and oh, my god, who put that in this

closet? as people look at the polls, each now people are saying if it wasn't for 2016, we'd be saying this looks like a landslide. people are like or oh or, by the way, jesse, i thought that was pretty good. i think that was a pretty good skit. i understand why your mom sent it to you because lots of people think, you know, hillary clinton hanging around, ghost-like figure saying it happened before. it speaks exactly to the anxiety -- southwest jest did you laugh out loud when you watched -- juan: i just saw it for the first -- greg: did you really think that jesse watched it? [laughter] jesse: i watched it. dana: right, right. jesse: not live. dana: finally, forget the polls, the real predicter is the sale of halloween masks, at least that's a what one st. louis store owner thinks. this year 66% of sales are for trump, 34% are for biden. i think we need to call it a

night. greg: using this logic, you know who the president should be? freddy krueger. [laughter] i'd vote for him. dana: wouldn't, do you buy into the mask poll? juan: i was curious to see what happened, and the store owner said people thought in some withdraws that they were mock trump, and they thought wearing a trump mask was scary around the naked. so we live in a election time. i don't think -- there's no other election i've lived through like this one with the pandemic, with all the anxiety, so i understand why that mask sells. people think they're having fun with donald trump. dawn deign jesse, did you dress up? jesse: the only mask that trump supporters or will wear. [laughter] dana: one more thing is up next. juan: that was a great joke. jesse: thank you, brother. ♪ ♪ keeping your oysters business growing

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♪ ♪ juan: you looking live at joe biden speaking in philadelphia. if you'd like to listen to his speech, head over to fox business network or to foxnews.com where it will be streaming live. but now for us here on "the five," it's time for one more thing. jesse. jesse: i want to talk about the fox bet super 6 app. [laughter] i want you to play the election game. you pick six possible outcomes, then watch election day coverage on fox news on november 3rd to see how it all unfolds. download the fox bet super 6 app now to get started. juan: oh, boy. dana: well done. jesse: thank you. juan: all right. i'm going to go now. truck or treat, folks. -- trick or treat. despite the coronavirus, there were ghosts, bob lins, even

zombies walking around my neighborhood in d.c. take a look. my favorite scary people who rang the door, my grandkids. here's ely in front of a tombstone that hi wife put in the front yard. wesley had on a zombie outpit, and pepper was dressed as a mix of an alien and a princess. and my son's dog bela got into their halloween costumes as well. and my other son's dog darcy dressed up as a princess. so happy halloween with. can't stop us from having fun in america. i think, dana -- dana: i'm next? i want to talk about strive. this is an organization i've mentioned before. pierre and i think it's an -- peter and i think it's an amazing group. they help people try to break the cycle of poverty. they assist with everything from interviewing tips -- jesse, you might want to volunteer, that would be very helpful. they teach you how to tie a tie,

but they also help place people in jobs, and i'm very impressed with this number. they had their gala the other night, 90% of students complete the program, and 70% placed into jobs. and during this pandemic, 1,000 graduates started jobs during the pandemic, 350 of those right here in new york city. they do really good work. strive.org. greg: what does strive stand for? dana: it's a verb. gregg: what? apparently, they weren't striving for a good -- that acronym, what is it? dana: an abbreviation? i don't remember what that word is. greg: social security -- it's when -- juan: go ahead, greg, have some fun. greg: all right, let's do this. greg's yearbook payback news. as you know, jesse's been creep stalking us -- [laughter] old pictures. jesse: not true. greg: so we went back and found this -- dana: oh, my goodness!

greg: chart aer school. '96. she was voted most likely e to get jumped in an applebee's restroom and the next year most likely to lose his pants on a fence and most likely to choke on his hair mousse. jesse: i had no hair mousse in that picture. that's pretty clear there. [laughter] greg: you look like david schwimmer's slow brother. jesse: i do look like schwimmer in that one. i do -- greg: the one that's twea all -- away all the time. jesse: we put him in a home. greg: or he hivs in the attic. well, anyway -- juan: did you have trick or treaters last night? greg: no. if i did, i ignored them. dana: i had one group, they were some teenagers, and as they were coming up the walk, jasper started barking at them, and i had no candy, so i had to

apologize, and they said, that's okay, ma'am. juan: what about you, jesse? jesse: i dressed up as a proud boy. juan: you would have scared me to death! that's it for us, folks. we're going to see you back here monday, tomorrow, fox -- ♪ ♪ president president welcome to our countdown to the election special, i'm bret baier in new york. martha: and i'm martha maccallum. we now have just one night and one more full day. [laughter] in the 2020 campaign. -- left in the 2020 campaign. almost 94 million of you have voted either by mail, drop-off box or in person. the final sunday of the presidential contest sees the two men at the top to have ticket concentrating on key states they believe are the most important and could make a difference in this electoral college race to hit that magic number, 270. president president that