you for your support and all that you do for me. i love you back. i'm jeanine pirro advocating for truth justice and the american way. greg gutfeld is next. see you next saturday night. greg: no one has a right to tell you when you can't be angry and no one has a right to say you were crazy for being skeptical especially when you just four years patiently enduring the tantrums of sibling brats known as the media and democrats that you take seriously their daily public meltdown. their historical rate filled up by the gallon. remember? and after years of resistance

they tell you it's time to move on. that's like ryan steltzer telling you to work out. >> a conspiracy theories rumble around a little bit. people take a deep breath and breathe into the paper sack and move on move on. >> the rest of the world is moving on. the republicans party which is this become the resistance is not. >> up like we it up and if you are not sure you're comfortable with joe biden do what we did, find things and then take it to the law and that the losses of is something to look at we will get it. greg: which is like what's happening with you now will be. the media tried to subvert every institution to the president because they lost. they painted him as a because they lost and they are still doing it even though they think they won. check out "cnn"'s resident cool.

>> this week 82 years ago kristallnacht wasn't the warning shot across the bow for human civilization that left genocide against the whole identity and in that power earning -- facts and knowledge history and truth. after four years of a modern-day assault on the same die is by donald trump the biden/harris team will bring a return to norm. greg: what a talking garbage can. do you want to know why we question the election? the there's your answer but if you believe trump is a and existential risk it must be are imperative to overthrow him. by all means necessary and make no mistake we have done so before. we just called it a regime change. america has interfered abroad for less than removing the evil monster named donald trump so why wouldn't democracy take a backseat? that already has and now you see the media mocking those who have seen it clearly that mockery is

part of the plan. if you don't accept this election that they sell you you must be. sorry about the case. we are onto you. you jackasses try to ruin lives and businesses and families. nothing was off limits justifying the great restaurants and homes and acted like an invading army. amber how much the press hated trump's deplorables? the feeling is still mutual. now you whine because you question an election where the discrepancies only go in one direction. every single abnormality favored leiden. it's not like we had to hide the stuff not when the democrats knew the media morons would provide cover. after all they told us who won what way too early. they wanted so badly to be first. remember when dewey defeated truman but it's not about getting it right or wrong it's about the process. who does it benefit to call something as soon as possible?

america, the voter's? no, just the guy you call it for you. it's myopic idiocy. here you have a brutally contentious election fraught with emotion with violence hanging in the air. we have been building up to this event or the return of the mcrib so do you think with so much in question from intelligence to polling to science to maybe we should slow it down maybe a little especially when trust is minimal but we have to call it asap and don't question it is we are the experts. yeah the experts the guys who worried about a new ice age a few years ago. trump was going to make her schools better kids smarter. they never leave the room. about respecting the voters in the process but that's gone and now there's this lets start the healing bs. i don't want to hear from joe or the media drones. you have demonized this at every

turn so save your hugs for opera and even as they preach unity they make a list to ensure trump or is never work again. the goal, shown until there are none or deo seem robert reisch obama chris cuomo all trying to light the torches. this is not to say we shouldn't remember idiots remember those who want to defund the police and then call the cops like the portland city commissioner who pushed the police but then call the cops on her driver because the windows were down. >> he called for ride and he canceled it. >> which is his obligation as a human being on the face of beer to cancel a contract like that. it's not a crime. greg: -- in the remember because it's so hilarious. the democrats who hate the cops

but hire them protect their houses from the cops they celebrate. everyone preaching unity would distort it for now using the correct pronoun. their differences are futile via difference of political opinion. now these fascists want to undo all methods for civility laying the groundwork for mayhem. do you think 70 plus million americans are going to take that? no. if trump concedes the mob moves forward they will. a bigger and scarier monster. it's called trump 2024 and it will be merciless. take your best shot now because after four years of reduced recession economy killing shutdowns you won't stand a chance. he will set yourself up for the dig his comeuppance in history of fitting punishment for the loudest as cry. crybabies on earth. we won't have to make a list pretty well do-it-yourself. >> here he is, let's welcome

tonight's guests. >> cohost and host of the brian kilmeade show, brian kilmeade. writer and comedian the life, the run and what matters now. host of "fox nation" evan osnos and he can -- my massive sidekick and host of "fox nation" bradley graham. all right writing it's good to see you. you have all this unity preaching going on and are you ready to unify? >> i would like the election to be over first. we have verizon out of the way and that was good and we still haven't decided pennsylvania. can we win the election and then we can decide what's going to happen.

people will have to be forced to work with each other and that's going to be the case. unless you have to work with the other side i don't think anyone is going to end with the house so slim in the senate probably going to the republicans then than i think they will have to somehow get along. greg: it is funny that you and i are both in the same industry but. >> so you start with a punchline. >> we are the media. how should people like us be in control of the election? the i still don't understand why does the media get that right to call an election? the that be something else? >> it should be older men like walter cronkite. greg: we have the mantle and we are calling the election. this is the only time we have asked ourselves. why didn't you ask for someone earlier? greg: should we be moving on? the time for the republicans to

up? >> it's very interesting you could look back at the videos when whoopi goldberg was mentioning impeachment a couple of days after election in 2016 so was a cooling off period for her. voting could be so much easier once we have our edible chips implanted in us and we does get. their upc codes and when there's only one more party. he they would be so much more streamlined. i think we need to because otherwise do is we split into two different countries? it's really hard for us to be that divided so we will have to learn how to get along. there are they are 70 million people in the same country as you and you will have to figure it out. people can't keep calling people to disagree them the worst possible caricature they can think of. that's on you if you lack the imagination to see that your neighbor is also a decent kind person who may disagree with you on very few things compare to what you'd do agree on and the

thing is since we'll have two parties polarization is natural because it goes down the line 50/50 so your neighbor you don't have to disagree on everything and i. an illusion of polarization but is it really there? bradley graham am i crazy to think that we could fix the election? >> like everyone in this room? i'm not going to show up for that. not the what have use. now i know why you want to do that. you need to have someone carry on the balance. hey i'm moving this weekend and they always let me know. it's never like yeah help a rap but can you lift the couch? can you move my car out of the snow in my answer is no. i've always been a fan of hers. i had a crush on her when i was little when i saw the color purple.

i always thought very highly of her but when she said up i thought to myself maybe she's leaving how hard it is to actually let something go like that. because if we are going to follow the democratic blueprint it literally took them three years and 285 days, seven hours and 13 seconds to get over the trump presidency. they are still like shellshocked a little bit. what's going on? so in their blueprint let's split the difference. you know what let's go lower than that of his weekend. give us three months. three months is fair. let's reconvene in three months and asked how we feel. greg: i feel the same way. by the way i don't need any healing. i feel okay. and they look great. i look great and i feel great.

>> fantastic. that was interesting for me because i'm always very much that person who is wanting unity and if someone wrongs me i forgive and forget, let's move on, i love you. and i don't know that has always been good. thinking about it i dated this guy in my 20s so why can they come to your apartment? i don't want my roommates to know i'm dating you. i find you shameful. i'm sorry if you want to go i will pay for it and then i did. and thinking about this and it's like maybe if i were better at getting angry i would command more respect and be less likely to fall into a codependent relationship pattern. greg: you paid for whole trip? >> yes, i did. i paid for a whole lot more than that. maybe i can learn.

we know the left suddenly wants unity but get ready for that one co-worker at your office to act like they haven't been -- for the last three years. sorry. >> hey can you feel the love? >> you've called me up piece of racist trash for the last four years than you expect me to forget that happened? you called me a an instagram and did invite me to the company halloween party. >> the voters have spoken. >> you reported me to h.r. for liking it trump peace. you stole money from my person senator send it to don lemon. >> eight needs it more than you. >> you me for my grandfather's

murder. >> we will fix everything. let's hug it out. >> keep your hugs. i will see you in 2024. greg: that is awesome that you are great actress. with or was that real? what was the name of the guy you were talking with? >> liam. greg: all right. >> you are the one that's supposed to bring reason to this. greg: does that mean i can charge you $300 in our? you would waste my time with stupid problems. i have to get up so early. >> can you see tyrus on camera?

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powerful relief so you can restore and recover. greg: if in florida you decide to plunder you might end up 6 feet under. the "miami herald" reports governor ron desantis has drafted an anti-ma mob bill that expands the state "stand your ground" law to allow force against looting. it finds that he is her glory within 500 feet of a violent or disorderly person. afterwards a mostly peaceful demonstration people start robbing a nearby store the owner could shoot them but critics say the bill allows vigilante's to justify their actions and of course the critics said that while stealing a flat-screen premiere by best buy. meanwhile how is that anti-police movement going? and going? and succumb not good. minneapolis aaron dondero is asking the city to bring in hundreds of officers to deal with the rise in violent crimes. dozens of officers i retired

early by the people shot in 2020 15 year high. now the same city council that five months ago promised in the police department has forced the chief to look outside for help. on friday voted to give the department have the million fox to their officers until the end of the years let's not -- let's hope it's not these guys. that's the kind of law enforcement -itis courage joe. what is your take on this? i'm against looting. >> that's a hot cake and 2020. to be against looting. there is a lumber yard near where i live and they boarded up. i can't tell with ar freighter business is good. >> i get it. >> shows you how 2020 we are.

we are looking to florida to lead the nation. we used to say can't you count your votes can to keep alligators from being mastheads and now we have got florida and we say this makes a lot of sense because if the law and the police are not allowed to protect people, people have to protect themselves. if there's no risk for looting people are going to do it so you have to elevate the risk. i think you absolute or say politely please don't loot and if that doesn't work one shot in the air and the rest is up to them to interpret that message clearly incorrect way. greg: as an animal rights activist the thought of shooting in the air bothers me. you might hit a bird. the argument which joe makes for shooting looters is that stops the behaviors that the police can't stop. after an earthquake for example and this is my example from the movie earthquake there was looting and the cops can't make it there so it's up to the

citizens to prevent the behavior that is terrible behavior. you are taking advantage of society at its most vulnerable during a natural disaster or something horrible. what say you resident libertarian? >> isil bearings from players and i'm glad that nobody shot me. that was punishment enough but your point is spot on. when the police can do the job that they are supposed to be doing than we have these issues were unique to say people need to be a lot of protect property and people need to be a let protect life. that's not happening right now. with no police obviously it's not going to be find in new york it's worse. this wednesday i was walking back to my training booth and two people were having loud naked sex in the car. i don't want to shame but i don't want to walk down the street at 7:30.

the cops came and they drove right by. it was very loud. greg: so you wanted to shoot them? >> i don't think they would have stopped if i had. they need to be able to do their job. you say no police and everyone will be good. no, there does need to be law enforcement. ironically we will get privatize law enforcement. the people on the left want that. greg: you wanted. >> i think we should be born and handed in tuesday. greg: bradley graham i go back to instances of natural disaster people suffering, stealing becomes a far worse crime because you are doing it when people are vulnerable and there's nothing -- so this is the only way to reduce that i would imagine. >> here's the thing. it was any other state besides

florida that is enacting this law there would be a lot more of an argument. i have lived in florida and i've lived in louisiana. there's not a whole lot of looting because it's starting none that if you try to break into someone's house or a storefront you're going to get shot so this is putting the sprinkles on those cupcakes. in case you didn't know where you were we are all toting and if we see you go from looting there's going to be some shooting. i can see the whole ad campaign a cuddly teddy bear. if you try to loot our town we are going to shoot you but if you take those laws and moved to oregon or california or new york where they are taking the celebration did the whole other level that's what the argument would be through the city council went from $185 million they wanted to cut away and

basically had to beg and plead for that amount or half a million which is nothing in terms of hiring people. that point they should have sworn that city councilmembers and we we are pulling the police from your neighborhood and we will get you guys bad. i guarantee their attitude would be different. greg: i just like it when you do that high voice. brian what are your thoughts? >> they will look at you but not colin you so he's looking at you greg: he's doing a review. >> this will all be written down. i can't tell if tyrus is steaming or thinking? greg: that's quite a stereotype.

>> did you just call me a wrestler? >> it's a right. so here's the thing in that story they think about offering immunity immunity if you run someone over who is actually protesting which is fascinating and relatively scary. it's also you are going to get arrested if you block traffic so this is called a deterrent. i'm thinking this could possibly be effective because i walk through the city in los angeles and the whole city is gone. it's looks like a movie set the city that once was so something will have to bring everything back and maybe it's ron desantis in florida saying i will not tolerate this. i will protect the business person that's important. greg: i look forward to that time when i rant like an airbnb somewhere in florida and i invite brian over and i'm not there and then i shoot him. the total set up. >> and i can't press charges

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>> live from a americas news headquarters i'm ashley strohmier. unaired federal judge found homeland security chief wolf did not have legal authority to restrict the obama air program that protects 800,000 undocumented immigrants from deportation. he issued them memo suspending applications but the judge ruled refs appointment was unlawful and more than 47,000 people are expected to die from pancreatic cancer this year. just as ruth bader ginsburg kant congressman john -- and jeopardy game show host alex trebek have

died from the disease in recent months. it is now the country's third leading cause of death from cancer behind lung and types of colon cancer. i'm ashley strohmier now back to "the greg gutfeld show." greg: should your family take a hike over a vote you didn't like? on sunday a day of the week and entertainer named katy perry, never heard of her tweeted this. the first thing i did when the present he was called with tax and call family members who do not agree and tell them i love them. how nice for her and i'm here for them. #family first, call your family. everyone twitter responded in harmonious agreement. she got many responses saying consoling your family for sending an olive branch to trunk voters was either ignorant or privilege or both.

i hate to be their family members this thanksgiving. probably looks like thanksgiving in my backyard. it looks like spring. i should probably just jump off a cliff at this point. tyrus it's hard for me to find sympathy for her because she was so outspoken about everything. >> i'm not even going to touch that. let's just break down what was probably what irked her family. if it's possible do we have that texts to put that back up? that's how you communicate with your family? you send your family a tweet #family first and the first thing i want to do is say i forgive you and i'm sorry. i do that to friends and mess with when my team is in sports.

don't worry i'm not judging you. that was one of the most insincere cold-blooded arrogant tweets that you could send us somebody. that was my issue with it. send your mama #i'm winning mom. greg: a friend of mine is probably watching this text to mean you said i voted for joe biden for my family and just checking in to see how you are doing. you aren't checking in to see how i'm doing. it's the first of that text that matters. >> it's a an interesting take on that. i said to myself if you are katy perry you want to put that out there you live on social media. i have a quick tip for everybody. nobody cares. nobody cares who those people insulting katy perry is getting

blowback. she's rich and she seems happy. she appeared at the super bowl. who are these anonymous people that are upset that she put an olive branch out? why does it matter? greg: i will tell you why it matters. it's great for a segment. you think of twitter as the villain. you must do the on twitter people were upset. you never do that story. >> we don't really do that. we focus on what matters. greg: cooking with friends. you got me there. greg: kat what is harder for families to do with the fact that she'd voted for joe biden or the fact that she was married. >> these people get so mad and the logic doesn't make sense. people voted for trump have an

unacceptable point of view so what you should do is ensure that they are never speaking to anyone again who does not share that point of view. you want them to be asked was if and the way to accomplish that is by making sure they never hear any, ever? do they think? greg: it's a good point. >> thank you greg. greg: you are welcome. >> i don't think you thanked her. greg: i was thinking it. >> center fruit basket. in the spirit of compromise while they are burning down their cvs in the neighborhood it's so ridiculous. conservative people have no choice but to no where liberals are coming from because where surrounded by liberal entertainment and liberal skewing colleges and media so they have a ridiculous idea of what conservatives think and this has been proven in studies

but if you say to a conservative what do you think is liberals positive views are they can explain it to you but if you ask a liberal what are the things that a conservative believes and they don't know what to say. they have convinced themselves the conservative wants to torture children and is a and they don't understand that. the way you find out their views as you don't say you were a racist piece of garbage. it's not the way you find out and you should find out. even if you don't care about that person because that's how you find out if your own argument is solid. a mask mass people who are greedy with you. greg: it's the opposite of straw manning. i tried to steal man people to give them a good sense of their own idea that i destroy them for the fools they are. up next who should be the next host of jeopardy? definitely not kilmeade.

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greg: who was on deck to replace the back? the back? let's dance whoever's the next host of jeopardy has major shoes to fill. alex trebek was a man and anyone who disagrees with me clearly hasn't seen this. i keep watching jeopardy 24 hours a day and call this number. they don't want to 24 hours a day. there's a daily cash prize of $1000 [bleep] no [bleep] she drank the poison that captain hook intended for peter pan. [bleep] greg: i love him. but the show must go on and someone is going to be put in a tough position of taking over for alex. on line betting sites taking wages ken jennings the most

successful play the game seems to be the front runner and then there's george stephanopoulos. but you have to be smart but lamar burton know and what a gasbag pat sajak good idea but it have to leave the wheel which is like me throwing out my collection of shorted robes. this guy. >> i'm in a sauna with cats. greg: i told it was a long shot. all right kat we all love alex trebek but who should and who should replace him? >> he mocked a woman because she was excited because she had a special needs son. one of the few shows he had was to watch elf.

he decided to mock her because she had a maga and are up him. she tried to find a little joy somewhere and insult to injury also mocks alpha. there was a time when all it did was eat raspberry and watched season after season of valve and that's okay but you said no to love our burden and i think that would be a great choice. you want a show for reading? get started book. greg: i didn't know that about him. lavar burden. kilmeade yarn have a shot because you don't know much about anything. the depth of your knowledge is like a kiddie pool so but who do you think? >> you've asked me three weeks in a row to come on. ever since i have come on you wish i wasn't here.

greg: i love you. >> it's a live event in there some auditing going on. most are busy recounting votes in georgia. you want to be the next guy. you don't want to be the next up and that's why when they make me the offer i'm going to pretend like they never did and i'm just going to say pass. greg: he would have been perfect had they've been married to betty white. >> and they were happy. greg: unlike you. >> she was also perennial guest on that show. the show was the odd couple. that was a great episode. greg: you don't this stuff on special report, right joe? >> there is a reason for that.

>> the move is until you find the perfect host i've heard someone said trump was on the long list, a bit of a step down. we don't want politicians to do this. they are not suited for this. imagine nancy pelosi. she thinks the daily double is why you drink before noon. and hillary clinton, don't know who they could get to fill his shoes but i could watch that clip over and over. greg: the decision desk is calling it. thank you. all right tyrus. >> you let jeopardy go. this isn't the price is right. it's an american tradition. but if i had to if there was a gun to my head in florida outside of the house i would say dana perino. dana perino would do it.

has to be something completely different and no one is going to get mad at someone when you put the mic down. i'm trying to help us all out. greg: topics devoted completely to jasper. c hey i love jasper. i love my thursdays on the daily briefing and i love my 38 seconds a week raided my bottom line. dana perino. greg: the media desk is called at for ken jennings. >> it's a little early. greg: what's next for an jeffrey toobin? we give him a hand. robinhood believes now is the time to do money.

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greg: he is taking a beating for what he did in the meeting. jeffrey toobin has been fired from "the new yorker" magazine following an investigation into his behavior during a work zoo call crewmember when the call was about election simulation he was engaged in stimulation and was seen by a co-worker. still far -- so far is still the

chief legal analyst asked for time off and hasn't been on the air since the incident. it's a good thing there aren't any legal challenges in the news. the question is will toobin be fired from "cnn" or would that the really giving them the shaft? see what i did there evil? that's terrible. joe, i think the legal lesson here is your home becomes a workplace in a pandemic. >> you have to have two different workstations for this. you can't multitask but at least he won't get anyone pregnant this time. yeah it's so gross but they have their own investigation which took several weeks which is interesting. i think it's because no one wanted to watch the video. it's very hard to watch jeffrey

toobin with this exposed. greg: were there to shooters? >> a grassy knoll perhaps. greg: i didn't think we were going in this direction. >> you started it. greg: how do you talk to your friends and family knowing that picture you in this situation? >> i think i read the rules i can pass on one question here. i pass. i don't even zoo. greg: kat how do you come back from this? there should be a shame i've been pretty good they are spending here and come back in your slate is clean. >> i don't feel bad for him. experiencing the zoo area as a woman i find myself always apologizing when him and his calls. i'm so sorry that my hair is crazy i don't have makeup on. i was on and there were nine

mistakes you are making with your concealer on video calls. i always feel self-conscious. just my face, i'm not sick and there's this guy, guess i forgot to turn off the camera. it took three weeks before he got fired. bye bye, goodbye. greg: wow. tyrus. >> forever young man who's ever been invaded by his mom in the bathroom just when you think you could never get worse, from what we know the other witnesses who didn't turn off their computers hey i don't know. it's a horrible segment and i want to just be a word so i can

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>> he's a "fox news" correspondent. greg: the decision desk calls this for jim gray. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters. it doesn't add up. according to hillary clinton what happened? imposed to believe joe biden is going to be president of the united states? joe biden? there is something that doesn't feel right about this. you feel it, too. he didn't earn it. i didn't really campaign. he thought he was going to lose. he ran a losing campaign. so 10 days after the election, how is he ahead. let's try to put this together.