i am on cameo. catch me there too. greg gutfeld is next. greg: we are calling tonight show the kids table because the kids table has way more fun than the big thanksgiving table with agron x. said at least one as a kid in the late 90s but tonight we are going to answer some mere questions play a few of our favorite things and make fun of people who have a lot of power are not the words we'll have more fun than the other people in the next room. but first let's welcome tonight's guests. if you're feeling blue you needed dose of shullu. the quiz show on "fox nation" host tom shillue.

he will be joking antilles croaking which could be soon. we never know what comedian joe machi is up to. after old yeller he stood up and collapsed she stood up and clapped. sub six and the roast marshmallows of her mouth fuji my massive sidekick and host of "fox nation" tyrus. we have a bunch of your questions you submitted on a place called facebook and twitter and they are in this sheriffs hat. don't ask me why. i met a guy at a bar. he left his hat in my room. what can i say? as always these are directed toward one including myself and i will take them out of this here hat or the first question, i like this question for people that are stuck at home this will make you feel better. since you didn't get to travel and see your family. what was your worst vacation?

tyrus? >> gee the jury is still out on this one but i went on a family vacation which is always fun and i had we will call it a misunderstanding at dinner. apparently the waiter and the manager of the restaurants were huge fans of the show and continued to bring me free drinks and tell me how great it was and apparently didn't sit well with the other members of the table. i got into what you would call an argument where he said you know what, i don't need this, i'm going home. once i commit to the i am going home you've got to go home. unfortunately it was around 7:00 p.m. in the evening and most of the lights were out so when i went to the front desk and said i need a car police to take me to the airport because i'm out of here. they were like sorry sir bear out until the morning and i couldn't go knock on the door at

mitt wrongdoing because that's what an adult would do. i paid for another hotel room where i had to pay to change my ticket and i lost my first class even had to sit in the middle seat with big fans. but as bad as that was which should have become a leak and became an island it was 24 hours on a plane. i didn't bother to check that it didn't have a connection. greg: kat your entire life is a vacation. >> when i was in fourth grade we went to a religious retreat that was run by catholic clergy. greg: already i like it. tom is a catholic. >> we did some hiking birdwatching slept on plywood but that was the fun part. after we went to niagara falls and i ended up dealing really sick so i had to spend five days

in the cabin with no air-conditioning up when when i got home i was diagnosed with strep throat double air infection in the sinus infection. my mom said it's good you got sick because there was more lord there. i don't think she said it that way but yale. the fun part was the after, very sick. greg: well you know what that is said. offer it up. >> for the souls in purgatory. greg: you and tom would have gone on vacation you would have loved every minute of it. you would have called it an adventure. >> to this day i sleep on planks, greg craig i put the planks on my bed. greg: does that make you cross? a terrible joke or this is really a privileged question. when i was a kid no vacations. i was said dad can we go to disney world? look at the viewmaster.

did we ever go on vacation and he said go to the pool. we had a pound pool. greg: oh my god god the pound pool. that was my nickname. you can't get away with that. >> i went to the virgin islands and bought $20 damages. i went swimming in the beautiful blue water and i turned around and the walrus was eating my sandwich. i spent $20 on that. greg: did you catch his impression? by the way of virgin islands not as advertised. i would say do i go for one set of or do i go for the one, like the exotic vacation that turned out to be not exotic. we went to a foreign country and we chose the hotel that was the president's house for they turned it into a hotel. that's cultural but when we got

there it was a stinky house and they still have the chef there that couldn't cook. it had an infestation of these massive vehicles. thousands of beatles. whenever you turn on the lights there were thousands of eagles. my wife didn't like it. it was not romantic in the food was terrible and then there were these great dogs is circled the beach waiting for you to collapse. i won't say what country this is because i think it was my fault for choosing a terrible place. we barely got out of there alive but i had another vacation, the worse vacations by the way are staying with people's families. if you don't know the person's family it can get really really bad. i talked about this on the five last thanksgiving episode that has already aired and it was great. when you are with somebody else's family there have to be a

number of wild cards that don't know about. >> you learn a lot about the person you are with when you are around the family. greg: i stated a place that had an out door showered while i was taking a shower after i had exercise they looked up and there was a shadow on the slats of the floor and there was somebody over it looking down. >> the important part of the story was that you actually had exercised. >> was at the mom or the dad? greg: it was the mom. >> course it was. greg: by the way it happened early on the vacation so i had four days to spend with them knowing that she was a peeper. i took of. shower so i looked good. >> but you can't say anything. greg: tell a friend of mine that her mom is a? we started dating for a while

and it didn't work out because of the age difference. okay, next show backs -- next question. i have to find the question here. >> that's too serious. how about this one? what was your childhood dream job? did you ever anticipate that you would he my favorite person to watch on tv. that's from colin i don't know who he's talking about. but, i looked at joe and i go. tom, what was your childhood dream job? >> it's funny because i never wanted to be a performer but i used to love musicals but i thought that was life so i expected i'd get a job as a salesman or insurance and i were just saying and work all the time. i'm making the coffee. i thought it was going to be a big musicals so who would want to reform when you can sing and dance in a regular job? greg: that such a bizarre work

respective that i'm just going to be a performer at work treaty would be institutionalized. >> it's a complement. imagine how exhausting would be to be close to me. i wanted to live with a bunch of lizards. i wanted to be a lizard lady like jane goodall but lizards. greg: you kind of do live with lizards. close. and how do you pronounce the large lizard? >> i'm ephratah will screw that up. >> i thought it would equal the bee a bodybuilder. >> you made it. >> people would be like wow that guy has a great body and then you'd get trophies and as i got older i don't have to work that hard. greg: that is amazing because when you were a kid, i'm aging myself that they had the bodybuilding championships on the wide world of sports in you with look at it and you'd go oh

my god i want to do this. i want to be this big as it seems like it could be a superhero. you have no idea about the roig's. >> we move on. >> i want to do that and i wanted to be in a derby like smashed up cars. that was a big deal. like evel knievel. i wanted to be evel knievel. >> you kind of are verbally. greg: do you know who wrote me an angry lever -- angry letter? >> that's where you got the letters from coming evel knievel. greg: that thing where you review a product and is a product for muscle soreness or arthritis and he would be the spokesperson. i had written the article saying it probably didn't work and he wrote me like a two-page letter front and back with shaky lines

because you could tell he had broken every bone in his body. i still have that letter. >> and he is one of your idols. i lucked out. i as a kid i remember doing rants because we were broke so i would tell everybody i was going to play foot tall or be a wrestler and actor. i didn't put in the "fox news" country but her thing. it was part of the tv thing. the only thing i did wrong was i didn't specify longevity. i'm going to do all these things and of course you can and ironically i have. you can't do them all at the same time. i did not anticipate the firing in between so i have this master plan of everything i was going to do but i said i was going to put by my mom a sports car car and a house and they hold each of those things. when you make it they think you make tons of money but i had all these awesome plants. i didn't realize that each one

you are supposed to do one and be good at that one thing and then you retire. not me. i keep trying to go back to my childhood to make sure didn't ring anything else up like prison guard or getaway car driver because things go downhill. greg: getaway drivers was a big thing. my look just two weeks away sunday december 13 columbia speedway, speedway in south carolina sunday, sunday, sunday special guest tom shillue. get your tickets at g. gutfeld.com. up next, the covid snitch. doesn't love you back, stay smooth and fight heartburn fast with tums smoothies. ♪ tum tum-tum tum tums

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greg: does she really fake you're willing to fake? oregon governor has a message for states residents this holiday season, call the cops on your neighbor if they break or covid rules. >> this is no different than what happens if there's a party down the street and it's keeping everyone awake. what do neighbors do? the call law enforcement because it's too noisy. greg: she has never been invited to a party come it's so obvious.

she really imposed a two-week freeze on organ that limits gatherings to no more than six people at no more than two households. violators could face 30 days in jail, massive fines or both. of course she didn't call out the protesters and didn't call out the protesters a summary there. law enforcement officials said they don't plan on enforcing brown's rules. something tells me this woman is in your view of the antichrist. >> she really is and at this point we can't get angry because she started ignoring them. my favorite thing president trump said was he called his rally of peaceful protest and that really should catch on. we just have to stop listening to them and ignoring what they say. it it's time for civil disobedience on this issue. we can't take them seriously any more. here are your new restrictions,

no. greg: kat she's trying to turn our country into a nation-state or its. >> oregon likes cops now? it's a 30 days in jail thing. whether you end for? i had two people over and this is in new york because by the way not a publication that is egg on resistance to governor coronavirus restriction saying there's little to no evidence of small gatherings are massively contributing to the spread of this. in oregon is limited to six even if it's outside. there are three places that there is evidence and that's health care facilities nightlife and correctional facilities. this lady is saying if you see something doing something that there's little to no evidence that contributes to the spread call the cops and potentially send them to one of three places

where we do have this problem. there is no logic to this. greg: i would say they are drunk on power tyrus. >> i think they are drunk on their --themselves but i think they are drinking their own bathwater. drinking your own is just arrogant. i would call it hypocrisy but with hypocrisy there is a form of ignorance but i guarantee you if there's a fly on the wall where she's at she will be just fine. they do this all the time. telling someone, i guess i was thinking about her name is kate, correct? she's trying to replace karen with kay. the idea of encouraging people to call the police on their neighbors for no other reason then you are staring through their window, so now when i grew up it was frowned upon to be a sorry, peeping tom. now it's encouraged to call number one is there an

emergency? i just witnessed an elderly man has mashed potatoes to what appears to be his grandchild with three people taking pictures. we will be right there. should we kick in the door? everybody on the ground. there are only four here. drop that ladle. this is sadness. we talked about this on our podcast you can take recommendations and basically someone needs to be honest and say do the best that you can with what you've got it if you are willing to have your family together in your own home here at the risks and make the best decision. that's what comes from dr. fauci and responsible doctors. dr. don't tell you what to do, they advise you what to do and they are telling you what to do for no other reason so they can get on this and have us talk about it. greg: have you ever call the cops and their neighbors or have the neighbors ever called the cops on you?

>> i got caught loitering once but i was acquitted. i'm going to play devil's advocate here but it's obviously not constitutional for the executive branch member to make a law that says you can't assemble with who you want but it's a great time to be a snitch. i would love calling 911 saying it looks like they have too many friends over there. >> the friend police. >> it seems like they are more popular. greg: that's what this is. >> i'm fine. greg: it's one of those things, there was something shameful about calls like if the neighbor has allowed bar kids like calling the police on them, you just can't do that. it puts you in a different place in the universe. you are the person even if that party is loud if you have to get up at 5:00 a.m. and they are

parting at 2:00 a.m., that's different. i had to call the police could actually call the concierge. >> i think it's a limit. give them till 10:00 and then you do the walk over. say turn it down a little bit. greg: i don't like going to someone's house and telling them to turn it down because you end up with another drunk person. >> they call downstairs about the music. i was doing a podcast, listen call the cops because i'm not doing anything wrong. >> sometimes i call the cops on my own party. break this up. greg: when the cops come to my party i just assume they are strippers. all right, take it off. anyway. is that always the go true uniform?

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>> live from "america's news headquarters" i'm ashley strohmier. more than 4 million cases confirmed the coronavirus in the

u.s. this month with 1.9 million in october. dr. are predicting that their search because so many americans ignored the warning not to travel for the thanksgiving holiday. infections topping 13 million the world's largest outbreak of the virus claiming the lives of more than 266,000 americans. oversees and the start day at the vatican the first black american cardinal or gregory said he hopes to be a voice for the african-american community. the 72-year-old was one of 13 men and the only american elevated by the pat pontiff. i'm ashley strohmier back to the red got filled show. follow headlines on foxnews.com. greg: there are too many great questions that we have taken earlier so we are back with more of your mail.

this is from heather. heather thomas, heather locklear, heather johnson who lives on my street. when you were in middle school grades six through eight, thanks for the clarification heather what was your biggest challenge or fear? kat? >> growing up to have a mediocre life. greg mankiw got rid of that. >> i've really never did. the mold in my eyes cause me a lot of stress. >> nobody notices until you pointed out. if a person does the twitter account that's the problem. >> it grew back in my 20s and i said it might destiny.

greg: moles can't disappear and grow back. i beg to differ. which gender would it be? greg: i guess moles can be female i don't know. tom did you have any fears? >> i did not. i had no challenges. some people thought i was nerdy. greg: i think that is cared -- categorized as being a nerd. >> i am a. that's different than a nerd. a is a nerd with a lot of confidence. do you want to go out and date? i would never grow with you. i will call you next week. stockers keep rules. i don't call the cops though. they keep it to myself.

greg: it's good to have you is the neighbor then. you are starting to frighten me. joe i don't even know where to start with you. middle school, not that long ago for you. >> those were tough times. the kids are in a big group for the first time in you are trying to act cool and be an adult. i was a kid and i didn't have that confidence that tom has so the hard thing for me was tried to embrace who i was as someone who is rather. >> now you exude confidence. greg: you make it work for you. >> once i hit puberty and got the bodybuilder to seek everything came together. greg: tyrus you are always a big kid. >> yeah but i created robbins for myself. i moved around a lot so i used to make up who my dad was so i

wouldn't feel bad about the father and son stuff like that. at first it was robert farris from the chiefs. it's basketball season and that's why he's not coming. it's really far from california. and it was james earl jones and i was going to school and i went to a magnet school. fifth grade, my dad is doing a movie right now james earl jones and apparently the vice principal was an extra who worked on some stuff with him and he said oh i know your dad. [bleep] but i used to do that a lot because people especially at a magnet school my mom worked two jobs so she wasn't coming to do anything. when i was in sports people were like when is your dad coming? he is coming. he's in the nba year-round playing basketball. it got around and apparently the

vice principal was a blabbermouth. he said this kid is a liar. he's telling everyone the james earl jones as his father and the teacher is doing this. >> the voice of darth vader. >> i didn't know he was darth vader. i saw conan the barbarian. we kind of look alike a little bit. >> they were storylines. greg: they were narratives. we have a good question from alicia. what selfless act was done for you that have the most impact on your life and who did it? i already now my answer but kat i will ask you. >> i would say when i was living in l.a. at 22 i was on "fox news" and a the woman who still works there in the radio department gave me my demo tapes

in my squalor of part -- apartments. i had garbage hanging from the cabinets. she sat there with me and helped me record. she probably left with some sort of illness. greg: i would have thanked greg gutfeld for putting me on red eye. joe. >> it was such a big break for me and this comedian coming up in the world. it was a real shot in the arm. >> it's the reason i stopped living with rodents. i can give you that. >> was that question from greg? greg: for real. >> one time my dad told me the story about how we used to bowl with the former champion boxer

and it donned any he doesn't roll anymore. probably he gave up holding because he kids to raise and sometimes the biggest sacrifices are the things people don't do any more and my parents gave up a lot for me and i'm certainly grateful. greg: there you go. wow. >> my parents didn't give up [bleep]. greg: somebody give up something for you, right? it must have been somebody. >> james earl jones. he came to my school when i said everyone was laughing at me and he showed up and brought me my lunch. see you around, kid. i never forgot that, james earl jones thank you for showing up at my sixth grade class that day in proving all of them wrong. greg: is it true about joe

namath? i didn't see it going this way but i will take it. this whole show is a testament. >> calling in sick that they allowed me to guest toes and the night before we went to dinner. i did not put anything in your food. greg: oh boy. somebody married me. that's pretty selfless. >> yeah wow. thank you. greg: i won this round. nobody can watch this. you chose to make a joke about

james earl jones? greg: i'm very obnoxious. they had to put up with me 24/7. we will talk about biden's not so great cabinet picks. that is next. ♪ smooth driving pays off with allstate, the safer you drive the more you save you never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote today

greg: he has got a plan to make his cabinet land. joe biden announces top cabinet picks this week week made a clear demonstration plans to reprioritized global interest. of course the media couldn't be happier. >> i was talking to democrats who said it felt like we were being rescued from this craziness for the last 40 years and hear the superheroes come to save us all. greg: rescued from what? feeling bad? if you're looking for a job it's never better time than to be an establishment hack with a terrible record. looking forward to people like antony boykin is secretary of

state alejandro mayorkas as secretary of security helping foreign and festa gators. it's shaping up to be a who's who's list of who but the biggest john kerry as some kind of climate wizard. he knows how to cool the planet down because he was alive during the ice age. he inspired less confidence in bryant's daughter's diet pill. it's a tough pill to swallow but not as tough as this. [laughter] greg: i'm underwhelmed by that video. do you have any hopes for these choices at all? >> i don't have much in the way of hope that he is not going to

pick the best and the brightest because he has said he's going to avoid picking any sitting congress people are senators because they don't want to lose any seats so he's less concentrated on having an effective cabinet then hanging onto votes in power could shame on him. greg: that is such a great point. i'm stealing that for the fight. i'm writing this down. that means something else for them from kat. are you worried about were? >> he might as well of hired a giant medaling drone treat people are going on about his experience. that truly is a lot of experience being a called in the war machine. everyone in the media talks about his success with diplomacy and that's true but it's not the whole story. he was a major supporter of obama's libya campaign and that didn't go so well. saudi arabia didn't go so well a chief adviser to biden when

biden voted for the iraq war. he still says obama didn't do enough in syria. and that's to see how democratic hated police and they are anti-police but they want this guided be a cop of the entire world. greg: i thought with roque that habit. tyrus what are your thoughts in general? >> i like to see people pat themselves on the back before they do anything. i always think that's great. in a horror movie i've ever seen it so happy and great. this is the best camping site ever. oh my god we did it. let's get the camp liar. i will be right back. i'm going to go in the shed. i'll be right back. i try to keep an open mind but when i see the media, they are saving us. from what? once again and we were talking

about this on the break they are going to be so thirsty for some type of drama. they will continue to go after the president because they miss him. all there'll pics with all their issues which will once again sour the american voter and they will be in the same position where they were or where they have these great plans and they will lose house seats and lose the senate and in four years they will lose the election. they are learning from past mistakes. democrats just don't get it. greg: they are going back. joe. >> i'm really knocking this one out of the park. i always say the more time that goes on between the original and the people that second act is going to be worse. we have had four years of the obama swap cabinet and it's coming back. if you like endless war and you like people like the russian

hoax you will get more of the same but i think that's going to be a "star wars" theme. greg: we talked about this on the break. they are priding themselves on being a boring administration and they are being boring doesn't start wars but that's where they start import them. four years of the same excitement under trump where people were delirious. one side was having a mental breakdown and the rest of the planet had no idea what to do and what happened? may be boredom leads to war and the opposite of order leads to peace and we are heading. >> into a war. >> nobody wanted to be that one guy who pushed trump. even north korea was like let's send them a nice letter. are you crazy? nobody wanted to be that

country. i dare you. greg: you listen to these poor souls talk about how they were kept up at night because of trump's tweets but think about the parents who got body bags. there were fewer body bags into people's homes that you are all [bleep] over tweets. sorry, thanksgiving. >> in the media they claim they just want to stop talking about it that they will continue to talk about trump for the next four years. greg: exactly and then he comes back and talk back to people. it's going to be better than the first. this will be godfather to. this will be aliens. this will be aliens. we can do better than evil dead.

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greg: you know the best part of the holiday weekend -- that's to bryant's daughter jokes. some of our favorite videos of the year. back in early march was warranted in due so well that democratic primary. we asked what that meeting must have been like to take a look. >> with that hit pretty hard on tuesday and i think it's time we seriously think about. >> my experience fighting racism in the south? >> no. >> firefights like you never saw. they will never forget. when we hit normandy it was like

nothing you've ever seen. >> no was going to believe you fought in world war ii. >> i'm pregnant with an alien baby. >> you are 70. >> are you saying i'm 272 the pregnant? check this out. we don't tolerate age shaming. you are fired. goodbye, good diet. all right, okay so who won last night? >> joe biden. >> okay so now i identified as joe biden. i'm not his father. that's it i got slammed for that too. i'm not his dad. i just need to figure out what song i'm going to dance to at my victory party. i'm going to dance on out of here now guys. ♪

[applause] greg: too bad she didn't win or anything because that's a great liz warren impression. here's a moment when liz called joe biden out to his running mate with a special guests. >> and now joe biden face times with warren. >> hey liz adds chopra to have a problem. >> is a woman of color i'm totally qualified to speak on these issues. >> what did those hornets ever do except play great basketball? >> that's why you need a vp who knows about this stuff. just ask my friend michael jordan. we played together for the

chicago in the 80s. did somebody say 80s? c hunter, is that you? >> that's my friend nancy we started go women's suffrage movement with our roommate in college susan b. anthony. >> i told them everything i know about racism, donald trump and of course donald trump's racism. >> sounds that were cut from the same cloth. >> i think he still alive. >> catch and release, hunter, catch and release. greg: tom shillue that was an instant fan favorite and we can only wonder what we should do next. >> now adam schiff starts his new job.

>> can i get a large cappuccino please? >> named? >> mike. >> i don't like it you. i shall call you derek. a large cappuccino, coming up. a cappuccino for derek. >> did you just start at starbucks? >> do you need room for cream? a large cappuccino for derek. enjoy. >> thank you? greg: well done. all three covid. those were the days. we will be right tack.

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thanks to tom shillue, joe mackie, kat, tyrus. i'm greg gutfeld. happy thanksgiving, i love you america. [♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. ' 2020 has been a crazy year. i know many of you are wishing this year away. but before we do, let's take a trip down memory lane. we had some great interviews in 2020 i will share some of my favorites with you. oliver stone stepped into "watters' world" this y