provide more of its vaccine to the u.s. until at least june of next year due to a commitment to some other countries. keep in mind this has formally not been passed for emergency use by the fda. other countries like the united kingdom has already done so. here comes "the five." >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with jesse watters, dagen mcdowell, geraldo rivera, and a candy cane is her walking stick. dana perino. "the five." it's a long way from the alamo booked an l.a. restaurant owner, angela, called on her city's mayor for shutting down her outdoor business while allowing a hollywood movie crew to set up a similar daily area yards away. >> i'm losing everything. everything i own is being taken away from me and they have set

up a movie company right next to my outdoor patio. they have not given us money they have shut us down. we cannot survive. my staff cannot survive. tell me that this is dangerous! but right next to me is a slap in my face, 50 feet away. mayor garcetti and gavin newsom is responsible for every single person that doesn't have unemployment, that does not have a job, and all the businesses that are going under and we need your help! we need somebody to do something about this. >> greg: if she were a famous actress, she'd be working. she's not, so l.a.'s nannies closed her down. eric garcetti says his heart goes out to her but not on a plate because restrictions are necessary unless you're a hollywood film crew. in the land of dems only the rich and powerful thrive. the little people get crushed. you know hollywood will thank

garcetti. maybe on the poop encrusted sidewalk. when bad stuff happens you're always first in line for relief or exemption. on "saturday night live" pete davidson said this about the staten island protesters. >> the rule is that they are supposed to let people eat or drink outside and the owner said no one wants to do that because they'll go out of business. the argument that people in staten island don't want to drink outside can be disproven by going to literally any little league game. >> they are making us look like babies. >> greg: he said all that before a live studio audience how he's doing exactly what those protesters wanted to do. work. how did pete get around those restrictions to mock those who couldn't? "snl" paid audience members 150 bucks a head to show up, making them hired extras. if only a restaurant could do that. they can't. meanwhile, the butt of many

elitist jokes, guy fieri, is doing more. he raised 21 million bucks for 43,000 workers. in response to those restaurant critics who love paddlin pilinge narrow flavor time. as one mayor destroys small businesses while playing favorites to the rich and famous a foodie helps a little guy or rather thousands of them. hollywood should make a movie about that. they won't. so i want to play the sound on tape from admiral giroir. >> what really breaks my heart is i don't know of any data that says you need to shut down outdoor dining or outdoor bars. we really wanted to limit the indoor crowded places. so i think we need to do what's necessary to turn the pandemic but not more. it's not evidence-based.

>> greg: why do politicians adhere to this idea of there's no data behind it? >> dagen: they don't have the data, contact tracing is for crap and they are ignorant and arrogant and incompetent and won't admit back to the people they govern. these business owners, these restaurant owners, they built these dreams just based on hard work and determination in that hard work and determination can't save them from the hands of these politicians. politicians have always said, small businesses are the heart and soul of america. they don't have hearts and souls. how in the hell do they even know what they are talking about. i was raise the child of small business owners. my parents ran a small grocery in the south. in the rural south, and they always knew because of their size that politicians didn't

give a cold damn in hell about them because they weren't lining their pockets. the big dot gainor missing the small got trampled on. my mother knew that it took so either small businesses to try to save their own and right before she died she said i wish i was rich so i could give it all away. anybody who has the job who hasn't missed a paycheck that's exactly what we are all doing. meantime these politicians need to get there asses fired. >> greg: it's a pretty great idea, 150 bucks i had to watch a show. you get around the regulations by hiring them as extras. pretty sneaky. >> dana: imagine if the bar in staten island had enough cash on hand to pay its customers to come into the bar. then i guess they could also get

around the restrictions somehow? i imagine. it's interesting. admiral giroir says his heart is breaking. angela marston's heart is obviously broken and 9 million people have watched it. eric garcetti says his heart is broken. if everyone has broken hearts, americans, i know we'll talk a little bit about how to help make it come from the government but i do feel like something is happening, greg. this pandemic is exposing government to a whole generation of young entrepreneurs who, maybe they have big hearts but they will realize that a conservative viewpoint on smaller government is the way to preserve liberty and their ability to make a living. >> greg: geraldo, it's kind of weird to see politicians deciding who are nonessential workers. there is a certain irony to

that. >> geraldo: i totally agree with dana about the need to rethink governments rule. you have to understand i have two grandchildren in los angeles county. they had 25,000 cases in california yesterday alone. 9,000 in l.a. county. and garcetti, this is the land of the fires and the earthquakes said that the covid thing is the greatest threat to life in los angeles that we have ever faced. i think you've got this vaccine coming down the road. i feel for these people. my dad owned a coffee shop and a diner that went broke right in brian kilmeade's neighborhood in long island. i get it. i understand. my heart breaks for angela, one of the most articulate spokespeople against the clumsiness of big government. the logic of it at times. we have to understand there's a desperation. these men and women that are elected, they want to save

lives. we have never faced this, not since 1918 happily faced something where you've got people dying left and right every 30 seconds and american dies. you've got to give these people a little slack. yes they are intruding on libertarian values at its babbitt "saturday night live" is mocking them. but give me a break here. >> greg: jesse, my issue is they are being mocked by people who have no skin in the game. we can criticize all restaurant owners because we get to sit here and talk about it. we get a paycheck. pete davidson gets a paycheck. his company paid for his audience. >> jesse: isn't that how people get paid to your show, gutfeld? isn't that how you got around it? i agree with both of you and geraldo. if "saturday night live" had been shut down which i think donald trump would have loved but let's say they were shut

down permanently and pete davidson was just starting out. he had to scrape by, no salary and was forced to go underground to do his little skits in front of small clouds so we can make ends meet and then was arrested and thrown in prison for just being funny, i would've had his back. you would've had his back. staten island would've had his back. the same thing is happening to pub owners and he doesn't have their back. her -- to geraldo's point, you can protect the sick we also have to protect the healthy. right now you're having politicians basically create a covid caste system where some people are treated like peasants and the rest are treated like royalty. if you're an actor, you can eat outside. if you're not an actor, you can't eat outside. you can bust down a businesses door but you can't open the door? black lives matter can protest ventral people can't? to say you're doing it to save lives, how many lives are there

actually saving with these restrictions. seven above top ten states with the highest death toll are run by democrats. so california has done multiple shutdowns, multiple mass mandates and they are going way up. if you're going to shut people down at least pay them the cash. nancy is holding back the purse strings. they are playing with a trillion .5. you could pay each restaurant owner $10,000 a month to close doors and do take-out but they are saying no you're going to shut down. you'rare not going to pay you au have to watch over pay brit -- d actor eat a burrito across the street. omar's husband got half a million dollars in bailout relief and he doesn't run a restaurant. he runs a political consulting firm. he applied and got the money but they can't get the money at a

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whether your children will grow up in a socialist country or whether they will grow up in a free country. i will tell you. socialist is just the beginning for these people. these people want to go further than socialism. they want to go into a communist form of government. you must go vote and vote early. december 14th. you have to do it. >> dana: meanwhile republican senator kelly loeffler facing up with her democratic challenger raphael warnock in intense debate. loeffler pressing warnock on socialism. >> your writings and teachings you have repeatedly praised marxism and the redistribution of income. can you here and now fo for all georgians are in out and marxism? >> i believe in our free enterprise system. my dad was a small business owner. >> dana: jesse watters, your

biggest takeaway from the debate last night? >> jesse: well, i watched your coverage of the debate. i didn't see the actual debate. i'm going to have to take a pass on that. he dodged a pretty -- a layup. just say yeah, i'm not a socialist. let's move on. i watched the rally on saturday night. the sheriff told me there were 25,000 people in attendance to hear donald trump give a ringing endorsement to loeffler and purdue. i've been pronouncing her name wrong for a month. it's leffler, not loffler. no one told me. i pronounce kamala harris' name wrong once my mud bigot. the president said they're going to cheat again and we are going win again. all eyes are going to be on georgia. they will not be able to get away with it. i want to point to do things the media said they debunked. the water main break in

fulton county when they said this big pipe burst and they had to shut everything down. they investigated it and there was no pipe burst. one men's urinal overflowed. that's all it was. they said they were pulling out ballots from under a table. they said they debunked it because they weren't pulling them out of a suitcase. it was something that looked like a suitcase. meanwhile they counted these ballots after sending all of these poll watchers and members of the media home. biden put on a substantial number into his lead. the same guy that made up the lie about the burst pipe was the same guy that sent the media home before they pulled out the ballots from under the table. the guys name is ralph jones, partisan democrat. >> dana: all right. geraldo, do you want to talk about the debate, the rally, the busted urinal?

[laughter] >> geraldo: jesse has covered the conspiracy theories quite well. >> jesse: it's not a conspiracy theory. >> geraldo: [laughs] >> jesse: that was from the law enforcement operation in georgia. >> geraldo: and has no chance of affecting the election of the president of the united states. both candidates, loeffler and warnock were impressive. she clearly is more than just a pretty face. i like her. i like them both. i think it's good to be very close election. the focus of our attention on georgia for one day at least has to shift to washington, d.c. why? tomorrow morning at 9:00 the parties must present papers to the supreme court of the united states on an appeal as to whether the supreme court of pennsylvania was right to dismiss the lawsuit to challenge the mail-in ballots. i've been saying from the very beginning that only a misdeed

that was systemic, that was categorical that could affect the whole category of a boat like the mail-in ballots could affect the election. tomorrow the supreme court on the very last day, remember, that's the day, tomorrow, the 8th of december is when the states have to sort out the election stuff and pass it onto the electors who vote next monday. as of right now the supreme court of the united states will read all the papers. they have a few hours to decide. this is the only lawsuit or legislative action on anything that has the possibility, remote though it is, of affecting the election of the 46th president. i think not enough attention is being paid to this case. the supreme court, justice alito has taken the case. tomorrow morning will be a lot of action. >> dana: justice alito on the case. we will pay attention to it in the morning. greg, do you think it's good

that hollywood is so focused on the georgia race? do you think it helps the democrats that they are trying to nationalize it so much? they even had a veep reunion to try to raise money and i think they're actually helping the republicans make the case that ossoff and warnock are too far left that state. >> greg: i hope you're right about that. i don't know. they understand how important this election is. if the democrats win the senate, they are in total control. all the seats of power. they also have an amplified propaganda arm in the media. they actually have everything. it's an interesting contrast, the exact opposite of 2016 to 2020. why did we learn so much? you said this earlier, why did we learn so much about government? in the media and the politics and how it all comes together as

some sort of weird game. it's because trump was not being controlled by the propaganda arm and allowed us to witness things that we hadn't seen before. it was most transparent. period in history so we experienced was a four year red pill. now you're watching especially with the media, it's turning into a four year ambien. the media is taking the pill. they are going to sleep. we are no longer going to be able to experience the things that we experienced before and that's why it's so important. true rebels, true radicals don't want this to happen because we need to see the transparency. we need the red pill to contin continue. >> dana: interesting point. i like it so much. i will think about what to ask dagen. it's a great point. >> greg: she basically said you're nuts. >> dana: no, i don't mean tha

that. dagen, let me give you the last word. >> dagen: a lot of the criticism of senator kelly loeffler that i was seeing from the left from people in the media was about her faith and her appearance. they were passing around photos of her home. when all you've got is criticism of the way this woman looks, you have nothing. you have nada. they have nothing on her. >> dana: she went into the debate wanting to make sure raphael warnock was labeled a radical liberal and she did th that. >> dagen: she called him that 14 times. 14 times. i counted. >> dana: all right, coming up, critics call out nancy pelosi for suddenly changing course on the desperately needed covid stimulus bill.

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♪ >> jesse: nancy pelosi admitting she was playing politics from millions of americans are out of work and businesses across the country are on the brink of collapse. after a month of stalling negotiations, pelosi finally ready to accept a smaller coronavirus bill. all because joe biden is headed for the white house. >> on board with this piece. >> perhaps you missed what i said earlier. joe biden committed to ending and crushing the virus. what was then before was not more of this. this has simplicity. it's what we've had in our bills. it's for a shorter period of time. but that's okay now because we have a new president.

>> jesse: dana, did she just admit she held up trillions of stimulus for hardworking suffering americans for politi politics? >> dana: it sounds like it to me and it's so upsetting. it's going to take at least four weeks from when they passed the covid relief bill for the treasury to get payments out to people. you're talking about needless suffering over the holidays for people that are in this position through no fault of their own and the government has completely left them down. she's not only just admitting that she held it up for joe biden but if i was a moderate democrat that just lost my seat all of these republicans that crushed them, i would be so mad because if you remember, jesse, one of the things i kept saying is the moderate democrats are saying we need this relief bill. not just a campaign on it but the constituents needed. she couldn't deliver so she was willing to sacrifice all those house seats so that now they have a very slim majority in the

house and the republicans will likely take over in 2022 all because she wanted to help joe biden when the white house. i mean, it's quite stunning and i'm surprised that so many democrats are comfortable with her continued to be speaker after this. >> jesse: yet they call her a masterful politician over and over again. >> greg: yeah, i thought that was gelato on her hands but it looks like it's blood. trump shut the economy down swiftly without any hesitation. people forget about this, knowing it could destroy his legacy. he did help create historically probably one the greatest economies ever but he was willing to risk it on the let people die. if pelosi was president up for reelection, do you think she would have done that? no. she would've let them eat gelato. i want to read this thing. it's a great idea from a guy named chip weber.

her strength should file an llc. quick and easy paperwork for a production company. have some cameras like a phone on tripods and film a documentary about the restaurant business or a pilot reality show that a restaurant than have the public sign releases and then you could have your outdoor dining. very smart, chip. >> jesse: there you go. colorant of photo shoot. some of the best ideas come from facebook. dagen, or do you think about nancy pelosi? one reason she gets away with things like this is because there's no pressure from the media. if a republican did this and sometimes i wish we had a republican politician is coldhearted and calculating as nancy pelosi. but i can only dream. >> dagen: she sacrificed her own members of the democratic party so she wouldn't give president trump a win. she is standing atop the suffering and misery of not just

only american people but her constituents, so she's plumbing new depths of loathsome lists. she said no to a $1.9 trillion offer from the white house. what she is accepting now is a trillion dollars less. all along it was about hundreds of billions of dollars in unspent money from the rescue in the spring that all she had to do a step up and reallocate. she didn't do that because she was trying to hand trump a loss. i said this months ago. nothing was better than something for nancy pelosi. i have a lot of ideas about where she can stick that finger of hers but i will stifle. >> jesse: all right, geraldo, did she pay a price for these tactics? >> geraldo: she is already paid the price and terms of democrats losing house seats. from russia, russia to the fake impeachment to visit me in

chinatown, she turned down, as dagen said, 1.8 trillion. she's taking less than half of what steve mnuchin was offering her. she's prideful and counterproductive. i know my wife eric is going to get mad at me for saying that. she's a lousy politician. she's a dictator and that party. people are seeing through it. there's no stimulus checks involved in the 908 billion. no one is going to get $1200. no one's going to get $500 per kid. the stimulus checks will deal with businesses. might be helping angela with the restaurant. this is malfeasance on an epic scale. >> jesse: all right, geraldo, we will try to go the rest of the show without his wife being mad at him. up next, the media's love affair with joe biden reaches new heights. white one pundit says america is really lucky to have him.

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if he has talked to mitch mcconnell. i am struck by the reality we will not have a president who has a rule does not lie even when it might be easier." as badly as the press treated president trump, one reporter says the media was not hostile enough. he wrote in an op-ed "we journalists should have been tough mr. trump, questioning his every lie and insult. we should not have let him get away with his racism and xenophobia." i didn't like, dana, the comments the president made the very beginning of his campaign about mexicans being rapists. but jorge has to admit the president has healed the wounds with the latino community. look at the vote in florida and texas including along the mexican border. >> dana: what would you rather have? a nice on univision or actual

votes for more latino voters. i will take the votes. that's not too hard to figure out. i think the media is going to be quite sad if president trump is not ever on the front page of the newspaper. i noted today that there are two new books that were announced today that will be written about president trump's final year in office. they are going to be written by members of the media and i am all for people writing books. i think it's pretty obvious he's been great for material, further business except that their treatment of trump i think has done terrible harm to the institution of journalism. >> geraldo: i think you're right. tom friedman is a great example. he's brown nosing joe biden. i used to love tom friedman, the most eloquent centrists there is. look what he did with momma bensalem on, crown prince of saudi arabia

he became his cheerleader in the face of the death of the jamal khashoggi and the things that saudis have done with their mud dresses. funding addresses all around the globe, finding sunni arab terrorism around the globe. they have a grotesque double standard. >> greg: it's my only watch univision. this love affair with biden is starting way too soon. the meeting is suffering from premature fruit infatuation. it's going to run out. it's all about joe being a nice guy. as if that somehow a sign of competence. i don't want a nice guy is a lawyer. i don't want a nice guy doctor. i don't want a nice guy agent. i don't want a nice guy president. trump was americas agent, defending us in the world court. the media's complaint was that the world court found him so

unseemly. that's the point, you idiots. you don't want the world court to fall in love with your lawyer or agent. you want the court to be scared of your agent and lawyer. he was there to kick ass. so glad we have a nice person, you're so pathetic. so pathetic. sorry. univision. >> geraldo: saying that joe biden is hard to hate, does that mean that donald trump was easy to hate? >> jesse: yeah, friedman just admitted the media hated donald trump. they are not supposed to say that or feel that. they are supposed to call balls and strikes. it's like a surgeon saying thank god that guy just died on the operating table. i hated him. can't wait to operate on the next guy. that guy's awesome. you have the so-called

journalists happy joe biden dodged the question and that's their only job, to get answers and communicated. it's like a guy who asked the girl, do you love me and the girl says i can't say anything about that. and being happy. at least she didn't lie to me. no. greg just hit on it and dana said it was an interesting point earlier. the media didn't hate donald trump because he lied to. they hated donald trump because he told the truth. the media is not equipped to deal with brutal honesty. they are equipped to create these narratives in the dark through whispers and anonymous sources and create their own narrative. donald trump's narrative was too powerful and that narrative was america first in the press is the enemy of the people because they lie and suppress the real news. now they love covering joe biden because joe biden is not transparent and he doesn't tell them what he's doing because he doesn't even know what he's

doing. >> greg>> geraldo: he will livea cocoon, joe biden. he will be impervious to those of us in the press. >> dagen: he's too fragile to go outside. we have seen that. i think the media actually is dreading the joe biden presidency because they are going to have to work and i think deep down they are lazy. and two, they can't be their miserable selves. for four years they got to sit back and just be sour on the inside and sour on the outside and they didn't have to do any policy analysis whatsoever. so i'm excited to watch their utter exhaustion and having to well, be friendly and nice and say nice things even if it's about joe biden. >> geraldo: coming up next, new york governor andrew cuomo indulges in some serious ethnic stereotyping. dr. fauci and the actor he's comparing him to.

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governor andrew cuomo cracking jokes with dr. anthony fauci about starting an ad on the vaccine. >> put us together, we are like the modern day de niro and pacino. you can be whichever you want. fauci and cuomo. who do you want to become a dinero or pacino? >> i love them both. i love them both. one or the other. i say one i don't hear her if the feelings of the other. >> dagen: greg, take it. >> greg: in a weird way he is like the godfather. he gave a few thousand people in rest homes and offer they couldn't refuse. it's a cozy -- it's nasty because it's true. it's a cozy backslapping that makes you want to puke through your eyeballs. it's something that you're going to miss about trump because

trump could never do this because no one ever felt they could pal around with trump. none of this backslapping stuff. instead we're going to get more of this. i'll stop. >> dagen: geraldo, to greg's point, de niro, pacino kill people and make-believe on film but andy cuomo actually killed people in real life and that's a fact. >> geraldo: i don't want to go there right now. i want to be andy garcia, he's in godfather three. cuban born, the latino thing. governor mario cuomo, really deep testing ethnic stereotyping. he hated the godfather references insofar as he made known to me, governor mario cuomo, andrew's father. >> dagen: what you make of this you can get up. de niro and pacino are bloated has-beens and i don't know if andy cuomo wants to take his cue from that. >> dana: who would've thought

that getting an emmy would've gone to his head. surprising. i think it might be more like pacino and dinero in "heat." i got this from a friend. dinero plays a critical gets a bunch of people killed because he had a bad plan and pacino's own short italian guy trying to stop people from dyin. >> greg: [laughs] very good. >> dagen: very good. >> jesse: i never got the memo that ethnic humor was funny again. i will see you later. [laughter] >> dagen: on that note, "one more thing" up next. research shows that people remember

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♪ >> time for one more thing. dana. >> so i got the story from a friend of mine here whose name is jim murdock, he works for new jersey 12, tv station, and he found that this dog is being hailed as a hero for helping police tracked down its missing owner. officers reached -- searched for him and he was reported missing last week in new jersey, but it wasn't until the next morning when an off-duty sergeant who has hunted in the area noticed a dog wandering along a trail. the officer followed her and her and found fred. he had gotten lost in the woods after crashing his car and he was taken to the hospital where he was recovering. petey has been with fred for ten years, she is a rescue dog. the family thinks she is like a mix of a labrador in a pit bull but one thing we know, she has a very good girl indeed. >> well, she did rescue him,

dana. >> indeed. they rescued each other. beautiful. >> yes. there you go. greg. that's me, let's do this -- i said myself! gregg's music tips. all right, your member the band ink spots? their lead singer split and how he's just the spot. here he is tinkling on the pia piano. >> there you go. >> this stuff. see this stuff on the side? why can't we fix that? why can't we fix that? drives me crazy. all right. that is wonderful. that's what you call a dalmatian. why can't we -- don't we have the technology to get rid of the stuff on the sides of the video? you know? i know it's not our fault. i know, i know, can't we just cover it up with like dancing people? all right, jesse. >> just stick with it's not our

fault, greg. it's not our fault. that's all you need. all right, so my mom, a.k.a. mom texts. if she's pressured me into showing you something. my mom is so proud of her christmas tree this year, she's made me do it as my domain for my one more thing. here's the tree, there it is. it's a heifer. look at the girth. very, very big tree. there are my twins detonating another tree with gumballs and then there are my parents and the twins decorating the tree later in the evening. sizable tree and we are all very proud of it, so mom, there you go, you got what you wanted, now no more favors. >> there you go. yes. geraldo. >> earlier i give a shout out to my grandchildren in l.a. i don't want to neglect my grandchildren in new york. a very special occasion over the weekend. the youngest of them, liam, had his big fourth birthday party. he got some help from his -- his brother and sister in blowing out the candles, but they were

having a good time. >> make-a-wish! >> cute kids. i got him [indiscernible] for christmas. i don't want to give it away. >> you just did. >> dagen, it's your turn and you have some time for once. >> god help us all. take a look at this video of some dudes who were fishing down in the bahamas. that is a sea turtle and that tiger shark is trying to eat that sea turtle. look at it. >> oh, my. >> this was shot by kyser vance and he fishes in this area of the water all the time and he's like i've never seen anything like this. what happens is if we can get to it, the tiger shark, they get the turtle away from the tiger

shark and they pulled the turtle out of the water and they take it to another area and release it. so the turtle at least -- >> well then -- what did the shark eat that night? >> how do you know he was eating him? could have been some kind of weird thing. we don't know. all right, that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: hey, greg. that's one lucky turtle. good evening, welcome to washington, i'm bret baier. breaking tonight we begin another week in the throes of the coronavirus pandemic with another day of record hospitalizations across the u.s. another warning that christmas could be even more dangerous than thanksgiving. and a lockdown affecting 34 million people in the nation's most populous state. about 84% of californians are under a stay-at-home order tonight, an order that is crippling many businesses and sparking open defiance by some in law enforcement. this happens one day after a record