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>> will did hunter biden commit a crime? have you spoken to your son, mr? >> i'm proud of my son. >> dana: those comments we learned hunter isn't isn't the only biden under investigation. the feds also reportedly looking into the president-elect's younger brother jim and his role in a now bankrupt healthcare company. and then there is the media, some accusing outlets of covering up the allegations against hunter biden before the election with coverage like this. >> russian disinformation or foreign disinformation or even -- you know, campaign disinformation, period. >> when there is a "new york post" article that is false, it's much better for twitter to let people read the "new york post" article and sit there and laugh at the hokie story of a computer repairman looking at a computer going this sure does look suspicious to me i'm going to call rudy giuliani. [laughter] let that out.

okay? >> for all we know, these emails are made up or may some are real and others are fake. we don't know. we do know this is a classic example of the right wing media machine. >> dana: just thinking of that morning show host is anyone laughing now? >> greg: no, you know, i went back actually i can't believe i did this. shows you how lonely i am. i went back and looked at the russian collusion hoax, i saw these anchors the ones that you showed there and anchors dismiss the hunter biden story in the same kind of arrogant condescending demeaning manner. and i compared it to the russian collusion hoax, right? and that case they embrace that hoax without any substantiation and they use phrase like systemic abuse and pervasive. and if you take that, take the same exact people and put them next to each other it's incredible. the only way i can explain this is will if you played up the

russian rumors and play down the hunter story it's for the same reason. it's all about appealing to your peer group. you are going to run into these people at the white house correspondent's dinner. you don't want them to look down their nose at you if they ever do the dinner again. if you play up the russian story then somehow you are sophisticated if you play up the hunter story you are some roux who watches fox news. it turns out it's all the reverse that everything about hunter biden that we have been reporting on turns out to be pretty legit and all the sophisticated substantiated research by those veteran news anchors from the sunday shows turns out to be complete b.s. i love it. also, all of these anonymous tips are coming from the same place. calculate ling woman in a pants suit in the senate building. ing heard hearheraldgeraldo gera

visual. will. >> dana: what about to say he is only proud of his son? >> jesse: is he going to hate peter doocy over the next couple weeks. good for peter at least he has what it takes to ask the questions. they had a big call this afternoon all the reporters no one asked about hunter. i think, yeah, that's going to be a pain for joe. here is where we are here, dana. the it will wiring the son of the vp, the nominee for president millions of dollars. the wires were so suspicious the banks even said hey, what's the money for and they asked the bidens, the bidens wouldn't say. instead the bidens went on $100,000 shopping spree, ipods, fine dining, five star hotels. hunter is getting diamonds from tycoons. he is getting wires from russia, he is spending it on women being trafficked. he is setting up meetings

between his tad and the u.k.ens. some of the money is actually going to joe's brother who as you said now has a business venture under investigation. one of the other chinese guys. evidence got caught for bribery will. and what do the chinese do they are wired hunter a million for retainer. didn't help the guy got locked up anyway. that's the third family business associate that's been locked up. and then tony b. says, you know what? joe is really the one behind all of this. and joe is going soft on china and all of these big companies viacom, time warner, comcast if you raise this issue they say no, no, no. don't look at china. look at russia. it's russia that is really behind this. bill barr is sitting on this conspiracy, this web of will. he doesn't know this weeks before an election? i like barr and it respect barr

this seems critical to casting your vote. i know he wants to be nice because what happened in to 2016 shouldn't happen in 2020. republicans are too nice we play by these rules we are playing crocroquet and all in white and hitting the ball through the cricket and the democrats come over with will mallets and hit us in the head we are never going to win if we play like that. will. >> dana: never going to get the blood out of our whites either. hey, geraldo, what about the attorney general? do you think that he did the right thing here? >> geraldo: yes, and i think that barr and i have said this consistently, dana, is the highest functioning person in the trump administration. he is the straightest shooter. remember, he is the first one to point out that the president was being beleaguered and how in the world was he going to be the leader of the free world when everyone was attacking him. spies coming into the west wing in the oval office, et cetera. i just wanted to quickly

parenthetically say i am so proud of peter doocy. watching him go from a kid reporter to the ace out in the field. i know how steve and cathy feel about him. i feel as if he is one of my own. he is a great reporter. the other thing i want to say is why is it that the hunter biden story is now such a big deal that he has made this announcement, that he is under investigation for the taxes? why we make that announcement now? it would seem to me looking at it, that this case is much more advanced than we have been led to believe. i think it's quite possible that there is already, if not a resolution of this case and some big news coming down, pop, they are going to pop him with an indictment or they are about to announce something else. you know, has he pled guilty? you know, is he making a deal right now? i think that this is not, you know, this case has gone on since 2018. this is not some oh, the tax guy

notified me that i'm in trouble for my taxes. and i used h and r block. i think that we should watch this. this is going to pop quick, i think. >> dana: judge jeanine, what do you think? >> judge: well, i think think of several things number one this case is very serious case with international implications. i think that two years is indicative of you who serious it is. and i think that in the end you are going to find hunter biden in trouble for a lot more than just tax issues. i mean, both of his partners when he was in business in new york state had been convicted. one is already in jail. that doesn't even touch the issues as it relates to china and russia and ukraine. but i think more important than that, i take issue with one one of the things bill barr is the greatest thing since sliced bread. he is not in his two years as attorney general he did virtually nothing other than have a low level guy by the name of kevin clinesmith indicted in

the russian collusion delusion. and he actually came out, he is not supposed to and said i'm not going to investigate joe or obama for anything criminal. that is something he wasn't supposed to do. and as far as as i'm concerned, he is the do-nothing attorney general. my opinion. ing. >> greg: hey, dana? >> dana: yes, sir. >> greg: i have a suggestion for president trump. he should pardon hunter. he should pardon hunter like next week. >> geraldo: great idea. >> greg: think about how amazing that would be before anything goes forth just to pardon him. just -- that would be incredible. i would love to see that. >> dana: it would be. >> judge: thank them for what they did to don jr.? i don't think so. recalling. >> greg: turn the other cheek. >> geraldo: what are you smoking? >> dana: it is the holiday season. the fda could be hours away from approving the first vaccine in america.

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be getting vaccinated monday, tuesday of next week. >> judge: but president trump says the rollout is not happening fast enough, telling the fda on twitter to, quote: get the damn vaccines out now, dr. hon. stop playing games and start saving lives. gee, that is shocking coming from the president, isn't it jesse? will will can you blame the president? he put the whole thing together. the warp speed trying to get the private and public sectors together. joe biden is dancing in on his parade. can you blame him for saying hahn, get this thing going. >> jesse: i can't. i have to steal some of greg's material. he hit it on the other day. you know when you hire a turn around guy at the company. company's profit are soft you bring in a guy to juice profits. you only hire him for about maybe let's say four years. turns the company around and then he goes off to the next shop and turns that place around? that's trump. he is a turn around artist.

you bring him in. he gets everything done and gets everybody working hard. gets everything juiced and then he leaves. terms in one. that's the kind of guy he is. joe biden never could have done this. why are we now seeing azar saying by the end of february we are going to have maybe 100 million americans vaccinated? why are we shutting things down then? this is like you are bottom of the ninth two outs bases loaded and calling a rain delay. and cuomo is closing indoor dining here in manhattan? it's snowing outside. he want me to eat in an igloo? how is that an accomplishment? i thought he wrote a become about whabook aboutwhat a greatw i'm eating in an igloo? come on, cuomo. >> judge: don't you know he is a leader? as soon as that book came out everything went to hell in a hand basket. don't talk to anyone whose family member died in those nursing homes when he kept sending in the patients infected with the virus.

greg, since you got kudos from jesse i will go to you next. apparently there is a lot of frustration over the fact that you got this vaccine now and it may come out as early as next week. and you know they are now closing everything down again. what makes sense to you in all of this? >> greg: first off, i just didn't get kudos from jesse but we won't talk about that. nothing good ever comes fast enough, right? i mean, this is what is really interesting about this process. so, you know, people say oh, we could do it faster, we could do it faster. i don't think could ever have done this as fast as it's happening now. and it makes me wonder why wasn't it ever co done before? was trump actually the first person to sit in a meeting you said two years get it done in a year and give me a call in four weeks? is he the actually person, first person to ever -- that's kind of mind-blowing and makes you think

about what is the type of person that government attracts? what is the type of person that is in a meeting that doesn't think like that? what kind offefed me offed me 0t thioffed mediocrity itdoesn't od be done. that was the problem with the people dealing with trump is that they have never dealt with the pipe o type of person who ts like this. they are more use to the establishment politician who knows they are going to get reelected who knows that it takes time. let's do the two hour lunch at the steakhouse and we will get after it the next day. >> judge: do you know what this tells me, greg, have you never worked in government. you have to beat them down to get things done. i want to go to you next, geraldo. you came up with the idea that i have mentioned many times that it should be called the trump vaccine. tell us why. >> geraldo: it should be, he is the one who drove it as greg and

jesse have just laid out in their own colorful way. what the hell? what the hell? i mean, we have just had the deadliest week since the pandemic started. 15,966 dead in one week. 15,966 dead. on wednesday, we had over 3,000 dead. on wednesday. 3,000 dead. how many dead if we had since britain and canada approved the same damn vaccine? i mean, this is intolerable to me. when i saw those advisers and i watched that i made myself watch part of it. what am i watching here? this is the slow talkers of america. hey,inging you thing and meantime people are dropping like flies. where is the sense of emergency here? let's get it done. absolutely right. >> judge: you know what, dana, when we hear about this chief of staff mark meadows calling

saying get your butt in gear or they both frame it differently. you can't blame him, can you? >> well, actually, someone close to mark meadows and actually hahn said the way it was characterized that he was threatened with his job that it was not true. look, remember, we do want all americans to take this vaccine so we want them to know it is safe. here is one other thing about this vaccine and why it was so speedy and so exciting for the future. this is different technology. this is a different approach to dealing with the vaccine. it's called mrna. i do think that is also different. it didn't exist before and technology is super exciting and not only do we have this vaccine now. but they are talking about being able to use this technology to address all sorts of other diseases. so, the investment for operation warp speed could pay dividends for all sort of other things for all americans or all people around the world no matter who they voted for and american taxpayers helped pay for this. we should be really proud of it.

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targeted will swalwell and the horny midwestern mayors. >> it's extraordinarily diverse and ubiquitous. chinese intelligence officers operating in washington, d.c. and consulates in san francisco new york los angeles. they use all sorts of collectors and some very creative ways of stealing our secrets. they are, you know, ruthlessly focused on conducting espionage in this country. will. >> geraldo: china's sphere of influence is coming into focus hollywood, big tech, multinational corporations, professional leagues, the nba, lebron james, remember that? and even american colleges as we have seen all facing new scrutiny over examples of them bending to beijing's will. why? money, who knows what else. but, dana, are you afraid ever? i mean some of my -- our friends, erika and our friends asian, i worry about racism, you know. isn't that a concern as we are

legitimately concerned about the big issue of espionage and stealing secrets? >> dana: yeah. i think that -- sure. we have to be aware that we knew what happened as soon as some people of asian dissent and just a few of the reported cases when the covid first started of them being targeted and attacked. of course, nobody wants that i do think this. american has been given a wake-up call in this swalwell thing. now, maybe he didn't realize that he was being duped and then when he found out he cooperated with authorities and, look, okay. like let's just talk about that. but his explanations here to now have not really been very good. and they are trying to distract by saying that well kevin mccarthy on the republican side needs to deal with many qanon can we go back to the subject at hand because you are not answering any of those questions. these questions continue into the senate races in georgia. jon ossoff, one of the democrats that's running, has had to amend

his financial disclosure because his documentary film company after -- remember he ran for the house, made a ton -- got a ton of money to run for that race. didn't win. after that, all of a sudden this chinese communist media company out of hong kong many basically very much against the protest started donating or funding this documentary film company. and david perdue the senator that is challenging him said you need to make that right. you need to be honest about that and transparent about it and ossoff had to amend his financial dealings. i've got to tell you if you look at who do they target? up and coming young progressive people. you know, if i were in georgia, i would take a look. >> geraldo: that's why no one has ever targeted me because i'm not young, progressive. anyway. will greg, your best big picture? what are we looking at here? why does this matter to mom and pop america that china is stealing these secrets?

are they buy from china. they buy stuff cheaper. >> well, i think we can safely say that honey pots are bad. look a what they did to winnie the pooh. when you look at this story, when you look at this story, i want you to see this vin diagram. you have two sets in this vin diagram. in one set trump haters. and the other set people beholden to china. if you look at within each set, it's hollywood, nba, academia, big tech and media. they are in the same -- these are the same people. the same exact people. there has to be a connection that trump bothers them because it impact their relationship with china. now, i want to also talk about what drives so many people to disagree with trump? it's because they hate him. and so they end up making these ridiculous decisions like this, like being okay with the country that has concentration camps and i'm wondering like ho how much f

their lives are dick indicated by their irrational hatred of trump? did they stop eating oranges? do they no longer suntan? do they give up golf? do they boycott people named donald? these are people essentially changing their lives because of this irrational hatred for somebody who reminds them of a boss they didn't like. >> geraldo: you know, jesse, is swalwell just a dope? you know, he just seems like -- i couldn't -- the reason he got no vote is that everyone looked at him and saw nothing home. >> jesse: geraldo, if i was a member of congress i would assume every woman trying to sleep with me was trying to compromise me. her name was fang fang. she was a chinese national. she was bundling money for him. that didn't set off any alarm bells to swalwell, how intel guy? has he watched a movie before? if he is really in love with

her, maybe have someone tail her to see if she goes to the consulate. have your intel guys run her name through the system and see if anything comes up then maybe you could dip your toe. in seriously trust someone like this? they have programs in washington for congressman to tell them hey, these are some of the things you need to look out for. i think pelosi sponsored him. remember, he beat pete stark out in california this young gun. she put him on house intel. then he screwed up. she is embarrassed. he made a fool out of himself. he made a fool out of her. she doesn't want to show weakness and cut him down. but, geraldo, you nailed it right at the top. it's about money. this is a country, china, 1.5 billion people. our companies salivating over that kind of market. those are revenues for century, nike, apple, wall street, so they just look look the other way they donate to democrats who are soft on china and they get

their way. trump comes along and says hey guys we have got to slap tariffs on them that rocked the boat and he needed to go. >> geraldo: isn't a big part of the problem, judge, that politics is such a veracious consumer of money? >> judge: no, no. politics is as clean or dirty as you want it to be. look, this guy goes from city council and with the help of fang fang ends up in congress and then a minute later thinks he should run for president while swearing to the american people that president trump is a russian asset. i mean, you know, where does he get this kind of hutzpah at the end of the day? what makes him think he should run for president? where is all this hate coming from and support coming from? look, and for nancy pelosi to come out and say everybody knew, everybody knew, will mccathy said i never knew. no one told me. as soon as swalwell knew the woman disappeared. why did she disappear? who told her to disappear? there's a lot more in this story

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they only printed one. and they just showed it to joe. everybody else it's just kamala harris. [laughter] >> jesse: dana, kamala must be pretty happy about that cover. >> dana: i don't know. she probably is going to ask someone to photo shop it turn it arranged so she can have -- she will probably it at some point. not a surprise that they would decide on these two but i think to greg's point there were lots of different heros this year especially those frontline workers most of them did not have a day off and working 20 hour days trying to save people in the hospital. >> greg: really, what did they do? >> jesse: judge, who would you have given "time" magazine person of the year to? >> judge: anyone whether it's the frontline workers, the doctors, the people working on the za vaccines the companies wo got involved. this reminds me of barack obama.

he wasn't in there a week and a half and they decided to give him the nobel peace prize when he hadn't done anything and he will awards will the 8 years he was there it's an agenda. it's the left's agenda. who cares about this? will. >> jesse: this kind of lost its luster many, many years ago as the magazine industry took a turn. >> geraldo: i will say. i don't know where you can even bi"time" magazine anymore. i will say this about clarifies. remember, the first african-american and that high office, you know, she -- her ascension has been an inspiration to millions of young women, particularly not solely but young girls, you know, not just specifically but generally speaking. and i think that for us, you know, politics is one thing, but, you know, a history is something else. will. >> jesse: all right. is it facts first or fashion first the cnn anchor getting

roasted for getting on camera wearing a $380 cashmere sweater with the network's tagline on it. if only the network followed the sweater's advice and put facts first on russia collusion and then the hunter scandal. what was it -- who is it last week, dana, were we making fun of the aoc sweatshirt she was selling that for, what, 68 bucks, 380. ing. >> dana: yeah. look, i think it's hard to get dressed every day to figure out what you are going to wear. i'm not going to criticize. do we know did cnn buy that for her or did she buy it herself? i don't know, a lot of money for a sweater. makes a $68 sweatshirt look like a bargain. >> jesse: judge, casua cashmere usually retail for 3808? >> judge: i imagine it does what is it facts first? wasn't it zucker telling everybody on the phone don't do this, don't talk about hunter

biden? talk about how bad trump is. facts first have any meaning to any of them over there at cnn? you know, the whole thing is upside down. >> jesse: geraldo, i'm sure you know as well as anybody like myself know, you never want to criticize what a woman wears. so i'm not going to say anything about this. you would agree that that's the smartest route to take, right? >> geraldo: well, i will take the chance to say about cnn fact first is ridiculous. it's untrue. with the exception of john king, he does put facts first. as a network they have become a propaganda machine to attack donald trump. for them to say facts first makes me want to gag. >> jesse: greg, you wear a lot of sweaters. what say you? >> greg: yeah, put it up there again and let me take a look at this. so you know, it's $400 but $100 goes to charity so that makes it okay, right? that looks like how i write a check when i'm drunk.

just doesn't -- i wouldn't call it particularly well designed. but it's like 400 bucks. they say oh, we are going to give 100 bucks to charity that makes it okay. why not just give it all to charity you have selfish people. >> jesse: all right. finally, a language learning app. come up with a list of the most mispronounced word of 2020. some of them are pretty tough and even yours truly had a little trouble pronouncing one of theming i have been mispronouncing something. i have been be saying nevada apparently the way to pronounce the state is nevada. i apologize i will not make that mistakes ever again. ing at least dana i own up to my mistakes. everyone just glosses over theirs. >> dana: yes. i think that nevada is one though that jesse you are not alone. a lot of people get that one wrong. recently senator kelly loeffler

has been -- her last name has been pronounced across the will media as loeffler i'm here to tell you it is loeffler. >> jesse: geraldo, what about you? >> geraldo: nevada is a spanish word you had it right snow peaks, snowy mountains. you were right from the get-go and now they are trying to make you be a gringo pronouncer nevada. >> jesse: that's great to hear, geraldo, thank you. judge? >> judge: i got nothing to say. [laughter] >> jesse: honest. that's fine. we will go greg. >> dana: not an option. ing. >> greg: she is right. it's many stupid. hard pronounce words exist. like the weakest words in the evolutionary design. do you want me to blow your mind about words? okay, this is the most common words are a and and the.

guess what? they are also the shortest words, right? because the length of the word is dictated by its frequency. imagine if our most common words were long words like the was like 12 leaders and three syllables. we would never be able to communicate. we would actually probably die because it would take too long for us to ask for a cheeseburger. [laughter] >> judge: see, i can't compete with that i don't know be what he said. [laughter] >> jesse: you like short words. >> greg: neither do i. >> jesse: don't go anywhere. fan mail friday is up next. ♪ a long way to go ♪ such a long way ♪ to make it to the border of mexico ♪ ride

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♪ i'm taking my time ♪ i'm just moving on ♪ you'll forget about me after i've been gone. >> greg: fan mail friday we have a great question from jimmy r.: do you have any rules for people riding in your car all right. i'm assuming you all have a car. judge, you drive like a maniac. what's your rule? >> judge: why would you say that? >> greg: you got a speeding ticket that was like so beyond the speed limit i couldn't even

count that high. [laughter] >> judge: you know when the president of the company called me, she asked what i was driving, i said my airplane. [laughter] yes, i do have a rule. first of all, no backseat drivers. i know what i'm doing until i get stopped and secondly you can't smoke in my car. especially cigars. >> greg: okay, all right. geraldo, do you have any rules? >> geraldo: yeah, no smoking and cleaning up your own mess. yeah, i have got a lot of kids. >> greg: yeah. jesse? >> jesse: i rolled up my window on my daughter's finger one time so we have a rule now if you are going to peep your hands outside i have to alert everybody i'm roll up the window and that gives everybody five seconds to take their little fingers away. >> greg: dana? >> dana: you know, i haven't really driven since we moved to new york it's almost a decade.

i'm embarrassed by that i would say one of the rules i used to have is kind of funny. our previous henry he couldn't stand anyone he would get really nervous if anyone cursed you couldn't curse in front of him. you couldn't curse if you were in the car you know who i'm talking about if you are watching the show. >> greg: very interesting. my only rule is don't try to open up the lock to the trunk from the inside. all right. [laughter] will from jersey girl. >> geraldo: is that a kidnap scenario? >> greg: maybe. what is your favorite bizarre food combination? interesting question. that is an interesting -- jesse, you must have some bizarre food combination. secrecy jess why would you say that? will i don't know why you would say that. i mean, you don't know me that well. we have never really gone out to

dinner together. you have never been to my house. i have never been to yours. so i don't see where you come off saying something like that, but that's fine. [laughter] >> geraldo: this is certainly enlightening, isn't it? isn't it fun, everybody? >> jesse: i don't have any bizarre -- i don't have any bad combos. everything i do is perfect. >> judge: of course it is. >> greg: dana? do you know what i like to do. >> dana: is apple and cheese weird? like putting cheddar cheese on an apple weird? >> greg: no, a lot of people do that a lot of weird people. >> judge: can i go? >> greg: sure, will judge, save us. >> judge: when we used to go to the movies before covid i would get half popcorn and poor junior mints on it. in the dark you never knew if you were going to have salt or sugar cool, i thought. >> jesse: judge, living on the edge, interesting.

>> greg: by the way. >> geraldo: that's a total stoner's fact. >> greg: people put bine apple on pizza. that's what i heard, judge. what about you, geraldo? let's get out of this question? nobody answered this question before i throw myself into traffic. >> geraldo: rice and beans and poo at a time thapotato and lop. >> dana: that sounds good. >> greg: mcdonald's fries dipped in the chocolate shake. one more thing is up next. ♪ i can see for miles and miles ♪ research shows people remember commercials with nostalgia. so to help you remember that liberty mutual customizes your home insurance, here's one that'll really take you back. it's customized home insurance from liberty mutual!

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time for one more thing. >> greg: show 10:00 p.m. greg reuben. mike bake kat timpf and terrorist tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. it's a great show. one hour devoted to hunter. also, there is this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: the greatest animal, a sloth, nothing better than a sloth slowly savoring a snack especially when the snack is a raspberry. is this like the most arousing video of a sloth you ever saw? look at that could you get any happier than that? look how happy. oh, that sloth is in heavenly place and just look at that face. how could you not love that face? this is why i want a sloth. all right. i'm done.

will. >> geraldo: no wonder jesse doesn't eat at your house. >> dana: speaking of jesse he is next. >> jesse: dog watching news. yesterday in an attempt to insult me greg compared me to myself dog watching a television. right bat at you gutfeld. i have a picture of a dog named gigi watching g.g. on "the five." take that you filthy animal we love you gigi. "watters' world" 8:00 eastern we will be doing hunter biden investigation as well. so, by the time i go, then jeanine and then gutfeld, there will be a lot of hunter on saturday night. [laughter] ing. >> greg: make up for the lack of hunter on sunday. >> geraldo: there you go. >> dana: speaking of judge jeanine, judge, over to you, judge. >> judge: on saturday night between jesse and greg, you will

see my guest there kevin mccarthy, steve scalise, doug collins and jenna ellis and vas ken demirjian. we will talk about hunter and the pandemic. two otters one by the name of harris. this little otter lost the love of his life apricot. he died so they created an otter's only app. so harris goes on the app. he finds a new love named pumpkin so harris and pumpkin are living together. apricot is forgotten and now they are in love again and there you have it. geraldo? >> geraldo: tis the season christmas hanukkah gift to you deep discounts on non-best selling shows. it will first 15 get it tree. www.ben bella books.com enter the code geraldo holiday. let me just quickly add shock that the supreme court has not ruled yet on the texas lawsuit

makes it kind of intriguing wonder where we are going. >> dana: keep an eye on it. all right. that's it for everyone. great show. we will see you back here on monday. ♪ ♪ will christmas means to me, my love. pete: welcome, come on in very if he has been in here as it has been all month lock. welcome to "fox & friends" 6:00 a.m. look who is here in the center rachel campos-duffy. good morning, rachel. i know the teleprompter sesame, then will then rachel. rachel i am going to you first. how are you. >> very good. merry christmas to both of you. excited to be back. really, really excited that i get to do "fox & friends" while wearing uggs in my basem