i am jeannine pirro advocating for truth justice and the american way and i'm on cameo. justice has been served. greg gutfeld is next. greg: do you hear that faint sound off in the distance? if kamala harris doing cartwheels and why not the so-called vice presidency has needs and started yet in its ardea train wreck wrapped in a show covered in that staying. >> breaking news with biden's son and her under investigation for tax issues. an investigation has been ongoing since 2018. greg: well, well, well would you look at back? the strippers have finally come home to roost and democrats do love their polls are that's

goaded joe's vp for comment. [laughter] greg: she hasn't been this thrilled such a call joe a big it but i seem to remember so many telling us that it was just propagated by the rescues. >> that this is a resource story that appeared in a tabloid the president trump and his allies are trying to seize on the story that so divisive that "washington post" is reporting some intelligence experts think that this has a hallmark of it disinformation campaign meant to interfere with the election. >> i'm a reporter and i follow the facts and there has never been any example of corruption. greg: and there was captain baldy instructing his news team to spike the story.

>> i think on the breitbart "new york post" "fox news" of hunter biden which i don't think anybody out side of the world understood "the wall street journal" reported their review showed no role of joe biden on the chinese deal. greg: he could suck the oxygen out of a black hole wasn't just the major media trying to bury hunters pipe. the tech giants help that tech giants helped joe tech giants help that joe is well twitter preventing users from sharing "the new york post" story and if you tried to your couch was suspended. facebook also buried the story. mind you they did none of it. is the media spread its ruined lives and obscure drill stories. i wonder why.

>> china. >> china. >> china. >> china. greg: china. no wonder anyone wanted trump out. he called it the biggest threat to our country and it wasn't russia with the gdp the size of jack dorsey's man bunt. he was china but the democrats laugh the trump and seth meyers who would know a joke if it hosted the tonight show laugh the trump and let's not forget that letter that magically showed up prior to the election signed by 50 former intel officials saying the hunter story had all the ear marks of russian disinformation? if i didn't know any better and people it said that about me isn't that letter disinformation? if only there were investigative journalist around. they knew china was a real threat but posed russia as the problem. was problem. was it a decoy? was her too much to gain from

china? with were they compromise or do they hate trump so much that they couldn't agree if i'm even when he is obviously right so they put america against them instead. china with one of the biggest economies on earth's response bowl for stealing or her intellectual property killing thousands of americans treating a viruslike of global prank running seeker concentration camps fixing up democrats with dates and trying to crush our economy but lebron says we should stay out of it so we will. this is why trump scares so many people in power are justified ringing up the elephant in the room, china. he was onto something big and maybe only he could have done that not these hapless sellouts. it's in a political billionaire was nothing to lose unafraid of any fallout from israel is patriotism. no wonder china's over the moon about joe. it's scary though imagine an opposing team glad you.

your stars slugger for the guy who would be the backup or to guess it's back to the old ways of chumming around with greedy lobbyists and chinese spies drive senators cars for decades sending honeypots to bureaucrats. on that note. synthesis acted chinese agents spent years handiboe tragus government from lower ranking politicians in hopes they would make it to the main stage. some of them did her one of the targets congressman eric swalwell member of the house intel committee. greg: a democratic member of congress compromised by a chinese spy. again who could have called that? china. >> china. greg: trump was right again. could she be part of the gang a gang saying and zero wine again to his yang for which he could hang? i must harangue as the press

gang ignored. the concerns rang. swalwell staff saying it's classified. i know it doesn't run but it's hilarious when you ask whether or not you had sex is classified at him think that is a known it doesn't sound at all romantic but i wonder if you sleep with bang bang visit count as a three some? actually this is a big deal. swalwell is one of the guys claiming trump was compromised by foreign agents and mock trump for his interest in china. doing this with full knowledge of what he had just been doing with an actual chinese spy. think about that for a schmoozing with the chinese agent and slamming trump over his chinese concern and accusing him of being compromise. bang bang installed an intern in swalwell's office. instantly making bill clinton jealous. why would swalwell do this? i smell something. could it be this? >> the present use taxpayer

dollars as the ukrainian to help him cheat and election. greg: those were the days try to blame that on someone else to which is what he is doing out using trump of the story. >> this is a country where people criticize the president are going to have law enforcement information weaponized against them. that's not a country that any of us want to live in. greg: as a 10-year-old greg might say whoever it, dealt it. >> let's welcome tonight's guest the pleasantly fragrant secret agent former cia officer and star of -- on the science channel. mike baker. just like a sandwich he's named after a special sauce host of the rubin report, dave rubin and welcome back to lift your spirits.

she will steal your boost host of "fox nation" kat timpf andy's got more muscles than abu shack my massive sidekick and host of "fox nation" tyrus. so mike baker you are a spy and probably are still espied but there's a bigger concern here that the security breach from hunter or from heart monster? >> do i think eric swalwell is guilty of espionage? no. guilty of stupidity and lack of self-awareness. there are couple of procedural issues here. one is i was always under the impression that every member of the house and senate intel committee and their staffers had the report in contact with a foreign national. if that's not dean done then an intrepid investigative

journalist should affect question somewhere because that should be step one. if you're going to serve on those committees as a staffer or politician you should be subjected to a polygraph. these are things that happen to the end talk community so there's no reason these people should have to go through the same thing but i'm glad in a sense we are talking about it because for decades the chinese have been engaged in the sort of that to the. this is nothing new. this is decades and decades of espionage to steal information and do a variety of things and for decades there was no media attention paid to it and the lack of public awareness. no one wanted to really talk about it and the last two or three years in part because the trump administration stance against china we have been discussing it. that's a good thing because that's more important than one site attacking the other defense. we always keep in mind who the bad element is there and it's the chinese regime.

greg: it's the truth. the only entity that cared about honeypots was winnie the pooh. always getting stuck in that jar. dave tyrus' faces absolutely and discuss right now. as is that the story was censoring of the story and what they did with the hunter biden story to win an election? >> absolutely. greg you know i'm a learned man and an educated man and i have the fake news man glasses to prove it and let me tell you something i look like a smart man which is that not only do the people lie about everything they are doing a project all of these things. in 1993 i took psych 101 at binghamton and i understand that these people are up to but the censorship is the much bigger issue. the fact that for a month before the election it was only us right-wing maniacs on "fox news"

who dare to talk about the hunter story and twitter censored the story and now they are sort of kind of talking about it. let's not forget npr which apparently we funded pr and i'm not exactly sure why. they issued a statement why they wouldn't talk about the hunter biden story so we are in an avalanche of vs my friend. just greg: americans can see the avalanche. we can't trust anybody anymore. i think the entire nation took red pills. c you can't trust anybody at all ever. that's how you get hurt. you have to stay guarded completely so no one can get to you. eric swalwell is focusing very much, he's very upset about it

and i don't remember him having that point of view when it came to anything involving the russian investigation. i also don't understand how even a remotely make sense that this happened because he's too mean to trump. your own actions had nothing to do with putting you in this predicament? i'm glad to show the clip because this has been a little difficult for me. when it happened i was not a defender but the celebrator. it brought us all together despite our division but now i'm not so sure because he appears to be foraging out of his mouth which is taking a little too far. greg: scott adams was concerned that swalwell will accuse people of gaslighting. and we don't want that. no gaslighting. >> i too have my learned glasses

on because i am learned myself but i have to take the glasses off and disagree with anybody on this panel. this is about love and having your heart row can. he was young and impressionable and here comes this lady telling him he he was smart and handsome and lasted all of his jokes. she didn't got them an intern who would work for free. she hooked him up with car service on the weekend because she knew a guy who drove cars professionally. you are looking at this the right way. we always blame the guy. the guy is always the bad guy. could he be the victim here? was that a spy on his heart? for eight years they were friends and confidante and but isn't pals and she took them to parties that he normally would never be allowed to go, never would have gotten asked.

he never got to be the belle of the ball and never got to be valedictorian or king of the prompt and we want to blame him? >> you can be a victim and still be. >> that is the point. when adam schiff writes this reef it will be the spy on swalwell's heart. greg: last word, mike. >> first of all i'm talking quick. obviously when we are talking about the smart guy in the room this idea that the media are advocates of the liberals and the democrats and ignore this story there is no better example of lack of awareness or irony on their part that swalwell saying that really if we talk about his behavior with her in the work that the chinese were doing than

we are doing the work of the chinese by discrediting swalwell. greg: again exactly. >> that's what they've been doing over four years. greg: all right sadly our live shows scheduled for sunday at london's speedway in south carolina is postponed. it's been nashville august 22 and memphis october 9. go to ggutfeld.com for ticket info. today's ways of working may work differently tomorrow.

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greg: they would rather win an election than fight an infection but last week they move forward the covid relief package smaller than one president trump offered. chico i wonder why. >> this is what we have had in erbil but that's okay now because we have a new president. the democrats walked away from that battle because the 12.2 trillion they walked away from 1.8 trillion was that a

mistake? >> there was exuberance involved because the election was coming and they were both trying to find common ground. they didn't reach that and to return to the pre-election days and political sentiments is very difficult. greg: whetted. seriously that's dick durbin that's his name. the democrats knew it would help trump biden and even worse they stifled negotiations and blame trump are doing the very same thing. >> we are in a full-blown economic health catastrophe and it's amazing to see the patience of the gop has for other people's suffering. >> our efforts to pass another emergency relief bill through the senate have been stalled until now for one reason the republican leader has refused to compromise. >> every single one of these

deaths is important to us. we carry these people in our hearts and they should be carrying them on their conscience. greg: and i say that's [bleep] evil? they got away with it. the media is there tonto to their lone ranger. it's good that some can still have a laugh in these grim times. >> put us together we are like the modern day to narrow and pacino can be which other when you want. you can be to narrow or pacino. who do you want to be? greg: not the comparison i would have in mind. oh my goodness.

dave are you surprised by this behavior? as disgusting as it is? >> greg first off i'm glad you dropped the fmat bomb there. these are generally awful people. nancy pelosi and chuck should read the rest of these people in my state gavin newsom and eric garcetti and the mayor, these are horrible people who have decided for political purposes and that we are not sure up that they will just destroy life. they will go to french laundry like gavin newsom and spend $15,000 with his friends on bourgeois and the rest of our lives are destroyed. people just want to work. unami greg i'm a with radical freedom extremists and all i want is the ability to live freely which is what everybody else wants. people don't even want the money. the irony is if you ask the average person do want the money or do you just want to go back to work and earn something in to put food on your plate, that's what people want. they have nothing to do with them. they are clowns.

greg: kat can you think of anything more grotesque or gross? >> yes. that's only because it's a specific journey had been on personally. but this is gross. it's also gross but it's not that surprising. politicians playing the politics game. it's like they didn't want to give trump a win because trump is the other guy and the other party and that would end the two-party system. i can tell you things that are way more gross that i can't tell on the air that it happened to me. greg: i'm afraid to ask. is there anything that we should do? this seems so egregious to me but we have to accept that it happened. >> the two things we can do

unfortunately we can't do. one, term limits and get the individuals out and qualified immunity. when they decide to be patient people lose the lives and jobs in public property and their cities are being burned down by peaceful protesters. they would be fiscally and criminally responsible so nobody in the senate or the house, they are going to say we need to get this done. then donate their paycheck or give up their health care. there's a lot we can do. the problem is how do. the problem is how do we do if? this is exactly why the pelosi is the first one to tell you, she's not going to wear a mask to get her hair done. she doesn't care if the shop gets destroyed as long as she gets her hair done. >> and she won't admit that. greg: that is true. mikey if that bill had been approved it was like $2 trillion

millions of lives have been approved and proved. they didn't do that than they realized it would help trump. they weighed we have all these americans who could be helped but it would also help trump. screw them. that's amazing. >> i don't find it amazing anymore. watching how dysfunctional washington is i agree 100%. term limits are never going to happen unfortunately but anybody who thinks pelosi and schumer were playing politics with the covid relief bill is an absolute. you were just being willfully ignorant. i agree with the idea that this is gross. i don't think anything is going to come of it as now we are moving into an administration that one even like the status quo and a media that advocates for what's coming up next.

i'm going to let my mind wander into the grossness of this. >> hit me up. >> can you text me some of that gross stuff please? >> i will, believe me. >> just send us the pictures. greg: send it for your -- save it for your memoir. do you feel like breaking the law? let us know exactly where you are doing it. robinhood believes now is the time to do money. without the commission fees. so, you can start investing today wherever you are - even hanging with your dog. so, what are you waiting for? download now and get your first stock on us. robinhood.

back to "the greg gutfeld show." greg: with penalties that are minimal l.a. is perfect for camels. district attorney a left very -- lifted from sf gascon is promising criminal reform. he promises not to prosecute the following offenses, trespassing, disturbing the peace, driving without a license and loitering for prostitution or what i call walking the dog at rampart to three-ampere gascon wood and cash bail and prosecuting juveniles as adults and one more thing your resisting arrest you can do that now too. what bother calling crimes if you don't criminalize them? if it's okay to trespass now i suggest you get some protection like my bodyguard goes. he checks everything.

i have that same feeling with my ear buds. tyrus is this a more effective way of destroying law enforcement? everybody was worried about to funding the police but they just made it so they didn't have to do their job anymore couldn't do their job any more. >> i guess they need to get rid of probable cause like trespassing. what are you going to do when you can't ask me that officer and i can't resist? apparently the goal was everyone was worried about the least brutality in situations with the police so now you are taking away ways law enforcement is able to determine if someone is doing what they need to be doing. if you pull someone over they have suspended driver's license and they shouldn't be driving a vehicle and you give them a ticket and they shouldn't drive.

i also don't have to show you any i.d.s so you are make being a police officer job a lot harder and lighting the fuse for more one-on-one confrontation. then you will look at citizens will take a lot of their own hands but if someone is trespassing in my front yard and their answers you can't call the police they are going to call the police next. well let me just stop there. just keeping it real. greg: it's such a great point. the offenders will have to call the police. that's a great point. kat as the libertarian i know some of these things make sense to you. decriminalization but they are burying stuff in there that should not be equal to that. resisting arrest and that are not the same same thing. >> i agree agree totally that like to add i do believe

driver's license and state i.d. state issued government i.d. in general is tyranny but when it comes to things like resisting arrest and trespassing i remember a few months ago when the defund the police thing was all starting and we did a sketch where you call 911 and 911 doesn't exist. someone is saw my property in the shooter and 911 didn't care. we saw we were creating this absurd scenario. apparently we were fortunetelling and that's always a bummer. greg: mike this has to be good news for people like you and those covid shady security businesses assuming that is your line of work. to this day i've known you for 15 years and i still don't know what you do except for showing up on bill rogan and talk you out of your. >> which is a skill all in its own you know. i have thought about this a lot

and i was thinking about it last night in the defunding of the police and the state of our cities. as i was walking around checking the claim are some of permit her of my compounded of occurred to me that i had a conversation with a close friend who had an addiction problem and he said when you are addicted or you are an alcoholic you don't seek serious reform or change until you have hit the very bottom of the barrel. you have to hit rock bottom before you look for change. i'm done with all these particular cities that are having problems. if you want to defund the police do it and if you want to add things to the do not persecute list, do it. if you want to disregard quality of life in the security and safety of your citizens then do it. some point it's going to get so that even the most liberal progressive residents of the city are going to come up with something better but you'll have to get to the bottom before they

do. greg: thanks for sharing that private conversation mike. i was saving that for the end of the show but whatever. dave did you see elon musk has left california and dave shapiro, they have all moved to texas. there's only one person that has moved out of california yet and it's you. >> i move to. i'm so sorry i have to do this on national television on the highly. greg gutfeld. greg gutfeld show but you'll have to excuse me because i'm in los angeles looking out of my window and there's a prostitute who has climbed over the window whose trespassing on my property and resisting arrest. maam, excuse me i'm with greg gutfeld and i gun says it's okay but greg gutfeld doesn't. >> do you have a gift for her? >> see what we are up against?

>> she is staying for dinner now. >> with bringing my mom into this, dave. greg: that's enough out of everybody. up next can everyone lighten the up, please? coming up.

greg: stances and santa crabbers anew state -- segment we are calling war on christmas. first up a mall santa and illinois have refused to promise a kid and there've been for christmas. >> would the want for christmas? no guns. not even a nerf gun.

greg: the mall later apologized and sent a different sense to the boys home to deliver the toy. meanwhile minnesota woman said she received an anonymous letter my favorite kind from a neighbor shaming her for her christmas lights. as you can see it's not much but the letter calls the lights a reminder for systemic bias against our neighbors. they can't afford to put put up a life to there and put apparently through their homes in the area received the same letter. finally a dedication company in indiana came up with a way to celebrate the end of this year. eight choir around the port-a-potty singing hallelujah. ♪ hallelujah. ♪ hallelujah, hallelujah,

hallelujah. greg: that is [bleep]. like any good port-a-potty that was breathtaking. it might be the time i got caught in a port-a-potty during a wind storm. that one of the most amazing thing they have ever seen and i will watch that for the rest of my life. kat i don't know where to start on this. we do go right to the port-a-potty or talk about the nerf. >> we must educate ourselves about the harmful impact of such a display could have. >> a something that ridiculous and include the word must, i

have a million better ways to spend my time. you loser and i'm not like a holly jolly holiday gal. we have the tree up and the lights and is just another mass you have put away later. makes as much a sense of taking clothing out of the dresser. let them have it. everything for a lot of people and if it doesn't or you to do something like this make yourself useful. greg: i'm wondering if that letter is real but i did a search meaning i'd googled is it real? and it says yes it is real. >> a i do too. greg: we just gave more work to the sunday shows on russian collusion. let that sink in for a while. mike, where do you stand on a

anti-nerf gun santa? >> i thought that was disgusting and pathetic and nowadays it's tough not to give your kid a little bit of room as they grow up and believe in santa or not to be inundated with horrible things on the internet. for santa to impose that what a load of but the letter going back to the letter and the lights on the house whether it's real or not i agree with kat it's a bad year. i have my house lit up like in 1967 forward-operating base in vietnam vietnam. a flare's rockets and lights. if you want to celebrate something at the end of this year before we botch it up at and send it out you should. greg: and we point out to something that you're santa is pumping mike baker's shoulder. just noticed that now.

>> a little bit more to the left their santa. greg: tyrus what you think? >> i don't know what to think. i'm just going to block out the whole mike baker but going back to that podcast woke santa i thought about this and lost my mind. no one comes to see you, they come to see santa not an evening with someone playing santa who wants to hear your take on life. i would like to punch his nuclear submarine. have you've been a good girl this year? that's as far as this should go not dropping your epitaph on life and the kid who was by the way 4.5. what are you telling me about life. it was disgusting and the

dicarlo family i got a chance to talk to them on a tyrus podcast breaking news. brett there but you drop the ball come you pick it up. remember the cool thing about nerf it soft. i grew up my whole life playing with nerf because it soft. life is tough and nerf it soft. greg: there a lot of things you can't make out of the nerf. i've tried it many times. >> no, gutfeld you will not. nerf is for kids. no. greg: yes. >> don't even think about it. stop it. >> frankly i have anger problems. there's a prostitute outside. i'm going to have to deal with

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greg: the media rejoiced. joe biden kamala harris the person of the year and times. 2020 has had millions of events but nothing like a senator who fail to win a single race or primary and a guy who's been around longer than time, the magazine but probably the concept. quickly, was this meant to troll trump, dave? >> greg i would said more broadly the reason they can include two people is something the person of the year is because they are. kamala harris as the aliens whose going to burst forth and spawn a bit silly and other crazy aliens. greg: tyrus this is about kamala right?

she's going to be the president. >> first of all hats off. nice job there considering the pressure they are under with a prostitute teeing at his house. this is what america has become now where we are celebrating people who have even started a job yet. 2020 people's lives have been lost and people of works hard to get vaccines out there and all the stuff we see going on. everyone who is rolled up their sleeves and jumped in for lack of a better word to [bleep] 2020 we are literally praising them who has even done the job well done you made it in the jury is still out? this says to me what is wrong with our country and why the media and "time" magazine when i was a kid that was the holy grail on the coffee table. if you read time you had

yourself going on in now winning the election when you don't is a problem. greg: this is the only time that time is mentioned. i don't think the publicity helps it at all. >> i don't know look a guy who spent a year hiding in a basement had bruce springsteen ousted. it's a joke but obviously, lan biden neither of them are important enough to be anyone's anything of the year. think about the revelers in the street last month. they weren't saying hey leiden. they were just saying trump's. they are not anyone's anything of the year. anyone but trump but anyway congratulations guys. greg: mike it should have been

me but i'm okay with it. >> you are on the shortlist greg. >> don't forget to tip your waitresses. greg: this has ended right now. >> with that wasn't going to be you that should have been a front-line health care workers but this is a prelude to what's coming up for years of a marathon between the media and the upcoming administration until they realize halfway through the administration they have to find a weighted boost their ratings. we are just in it for the exercise and this is just a prelude. greg: absolutely correct. that's it for the e block and now the f block. when i started cobra kai, the lack of control over my business

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greg: a special thanks to dave rubin mike baker and kat timpf and tyrus. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, have a great night. >> president trump heading back to the white house to attend army national classic more on the game ahead as the distribution of the pfizer vaccine here in the united states. this comes as the coronavirus death toll climbs to nearly 300,000. good evening i'm jon scott and this is the "fox report." ♪ >> the president attending the big game for third time as commander in chief after emergency approval of the pfizer vaccine president trump calling a, quote, medical miracle. trump administration officials say locations across the u.s. should start getting shipment