years, a crack astronomer as well. these are his pictures but the real ones are tonight where they're virtually touching each other. history is about to be made. and we are going to see it together. here's the five. >> jesse: hello, everyone. i'm jesse watters with greg gutfeld, dana perino, juan williams, and katie pavli katie pavlich. it's 5:00 in new york city on this is the five. after nine long months of economy crushing lock downs, americans will finally get another covid relief check in the mail. congress reaching an agreement on a $900 billion stimulus package that includes a direct payment of $600 to most americans. and now political leaders once again proving its politics over the people. while nancy and company drag their feet on delivering much-needed relief to out of

work americans, they wasted no time in jumping to the front of the line to get the coronavirus vaccine ahead of health care workers and our seniors. he was a healthy 31-year-old aoc getting her shot this weekend. >> the covid vaccine became available to members of congress last night. that's it. >> jesse: new hampshire governor chris sununu was blasting lawmakers for their selfishness tweeting "congress has literally done nothing the last eight months, now they are cutting the line and getting the vaccine ahead of residents in long-term care, nurses and essential workers stock ourselves. it's outrageous and insulting. even a fellow squad member raising the issue tweeting "it's now clear that we don't have enough vaccines for everyone, and there is shortage of supply. we have to prioritize those who need it most.

that's why it's disturbing to see members be the first to get the vaccine while most front-line workers, elderly, and infirm in our districts weight." meanwhile, joe biden doing a vaccine 180 getting his shot this afternoon after spending months publicly undermining it during the lead up to the election. there's a lot to talk about he here. $600 doesn't seem like it's that much considering what this country has gone through and how do you feel about someone like aoc going to the front of the line? >> greg: there were two stories here, one story that really isn't that important and then there's a huge story. what's not important right now is the argument about the politicians going first because the argument that it instills confidence make sense to me because if they didn't go first, the message would be they don't trust the vaccine so aoc's argument is if i'm asking you to do it, i'll do it too and if

you're nervous, i'll go first. all seems to make sense because if you could lose on both sides, that is not an argument. you don't take it first, you lose and it's not an argument. the hypocrisy is when a person rags on a republican like marco rubio, then you're a hack. you have to be consistent. the bigger problem and it's one that's just huge and it's disgusting is how many months have passed from the last stimulus which is four to six months. that means these jerks in d.c. didn't change their behavior at all given the threat. they didn't let the fact that millions were suffering really any old bill and you compare that to trump in the vaccine review change the industry paradigm so it took four years took seven months, but the fact that they chose not to act as if it's an emergency, they should

have acted like this is an emergency the same wave trumpeted with the vaccine, the fact that they chose not to act like it was an emergency or political reasons is like the biggest story of this year that they just sat back and folded their hands while people were suffering. that's the story. >> jesse: is not even going to get out to people before christmas when they need to buy presents, need to pay bills, it should have come a lot sooner, and now $600. that's like one or two bills to a lot of people. >> it should have been a sooner and should have been bigger but as far as i know, congress has not yet formally approved this thing and it has to go to the president's desk and i hope it happens sometime tonight or it was supposed to happen yesterday. what really irks me as i watch aoc get the shot even though she is 46 years younger than i am, not bitter, but it's how they badmouth this vaccine, they

would not take it if trump's name was attached to it and they raised all these problems that they are now purporting to solve by heroically getting the shot that they've been slandering all this time. i will say the president-elect joe biden was extremely gracious after getting his shot today, he did credit operation warp speed and the trump administration for their efforts. didn't go overboard, didn't call that her relic as i do. . was heroic, but at least he showed an aspect of grace and recognition of his predecessors success in doing something unprecedented and extraordinary getting this vaccine created within a year. >> jesse: i thought he was very brave to show those hairy, skinny arms on national television. dana perino, and just to be fa fair, aoc didn't flinch or look away.

i saw rubio wincing and looking on the other direction. what you spoke to mitch mcconnell earlier today, what was his reaction? he wasn't very happy because it looked like this was pretty much the same deal they had ready to go in the summer? >> dana: first of all, you are doing so well on your new year's resolution not to denigrate anyone's personal appearance. >> jesse: have we done the new year's resolution announcements yet? >> greg: in the future, you will. >> jesse: okay. >> dana: i'll comment on aoc's ability to take that shot and not flinch, one of the things i've noticed is for me, i can watch the shots, no problem. doesn't bother me. when we saw those videos from early on of the test, the long one that goes all the way up into your brain, i had to look away every time that was on the screen because that one made me

flinch, so i think to greg's point, we have to get people comfortable that the vaccine is safe and it's going to help us, it will help us stay healthier, it will help us get the economy back and a healthy business is reopened and restaurants reopen, this is the path forward, i do think mitch mcconnell was very frustrated. this deal that they signed today is pretty much the one they signed in june which would've provided money for schools, vaccine distribution, all the things they said they wanted and not only that but speaker pelosi even turn down steve minasian's $1.8 trillion offer because that wasn't big enough and that was one president trump might've even signed so i go back to my list of her having a pretty bad year. i do think the $600 feels like much too little, too late. i've read a lot about the upcoming evictions people are facing right now and police officers who are having to go to homes and knock on the door and tell them they're going to have

to leave and it is painful for everybody. is not their fault that they can't work. should've been done and they will remember who held us up. >> jesse: if you're afraid of needles are squeamish about it, don't watch cable for the next couple of months because that's all you're going to see his b roll of people getting stuck with the needle but i do agree with greg, i don't see a problem with politicians getting shots. i think they're just trying to lead by example and there's nothing wrong with that. >> katie: i'm over here doing a slow exercises so i don't pass out watching all of these people get the shop, talking about the shot is really hard for me to do this but i'm going to make it through. on the bill, very happy that congress has gotten through real aid for businesses big workers, small businesses, et cetera. it's compensation for the government there are hundreds of

millions of dollars for foreign countries, projects that are unrelated to covid relief. as rand paul pointed out, even brought in 3 trillion. and while americans continue to get the vaccine, a new mutant strain of covid-19 is spreading and now fears about other

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♪ >> dana: sending that nation back into a strict lockdown, more than 30 countries banning travel from the u.k. the united states has yet to do so, but new york governor andrew cuomo says america needs to join that list. >> why don't we act intelligently for a change? why don't we mandate testing before people get on the flight or hold the flights from the u.k. now?

many other countries have done this. >> dana: some are worried that this will lead to harsher measures across the united states of a few things to get to, i do find it a little bit rich that initially if you remember when this all started, he threatened to sue other states like rhode island for suggesting and he said he was going to sue them, but now -- may be on the merits, maybe he is right this time, don't help, but there's a lot to revisit in terms of his leadership. >> jesse: he does not have an intelligent track record when it comes to decision-making with regards to the virus. with virgin atlantic to at least get a negative test for passengers before they fly in to jfk, and british airways said sure, they have not said

anything yet, i expect them to do that, seems like the right thing to do but we don't even really know if this new mutant mutation -- are we going -- are we in a sci-fi horror movie? i can't believe we are talking about it. i'm sure greg is familiar with every single one of those films. but hasn't even been proven to be more severe, more deadly, or resistant to the vaccine, just something they are keeping an eye on and all viruses mutate but can we not skip over trying to hear? why are people not talking about the chinese communist? they were the ones that recklessly release this from the lab, let it fly out into the world and then destroyed the evidence in silenced the scientists. should be about holding them accountable. >> dana: yes, i would agree with that. i do think our surgeon general jerome adams was pretty responsible today letting people know this doesn't mean that this

is more dangerous. viruses mutate and he was trying to say the vaccines are going to work and we have therapies that work. >> greg: it's a new angle to report what's going on in a different way than they do find that consumers of news tend to click more readily on stuff that affects them, so this works but just because we've had a pandemic doesn't mean that we can't have another and the only solutions that we should be really learning from from this first fan pandemic are the things that allow us to get on with life and i think the thing that we have learned and we were lucky that we had somebody who wasn't a politician has president during his time because i don't know if biden or hillary would have done a travel ban for would've come up with this idea of warp speed. remember, warp speed was trump saying why can't we do it faster? i'm sure there was an answer as to why we couldn't do it faster, but he said why did you try to

do it faster? and we know why it takes time, but no one has really explained how we've shaved it down from 40 years to seven months. it's like when the airline pilot tells you we're going to to pick up time in the air and you go a while why can't we just go fast all the time? why can't we do this all the time? i think for the future pandemics, we have learned some invaluable stuff in this wet run so to speak that we know that we shouldn't be shutting down economies, shouldn't be keeping kids from going to schools but should be learning to accelerate the research for vaccines and rapid testing so it's kind of interesting that in a weird way we are lucky that we have learned some things that we probably wouldn't have learned under different circumstance. >> dana: i think that's absolutely right prayer list that your take on this mutated version of the virus. >> i think greg is right, it is

a media story and they're constantly seeking a new angle but there is a huge substantive aspect to it and that is at the vaccines work against this mutation so don't panic, the vaccines are being distributed now, but there went online today, we know that for sure, let's celebrate the positive rather than the sci-fi movie horror scenario and in terms of blaming communist china, it was not relevant to this particular story or this angle of the story, but i'm all for blaming them every time we have a chance. they did it sneak out of that lab, they covered it up for six weeks, they should pay the piper at some point down the line, they lines of the w.h.o., intimidated and blackmailed them to cooperate their lame account. when history is written, trump will be applauded for overcoming the lies of the communists.

>> dana: let's get your take on the fact that all these countries are basically saying if you're coming from the u.k., you can't come into our country. >> katie: each country has a right to protect its borders and make a decision on that but it's amazing that he received so much criticism for shutting down travel to and from china early on i know you have someone like andrew cuomo six screaming and not racism but that we need to shut down flights from the u.k. when president trump was accused of racism for trying to protect our country from the first rain of this virus. when it comes to how we move forward, we cannot afford another lockdown and if you look at what we have learned and the data on how those have worked, even andrew cuomo admitted early on in this that 60 plus percent of new coronavirus cases came from people who are lockdown and so i would hope that politicians are willing to learn from their mistakes and move forward with common sense data science driven solutions to this but quite

frankly, people all over the world can't afford new lockdowns where they are because we've seen devastating effects of that and we learn to balance living with the disease but being able to get some of these things back in action like schools for example. >> dana: and restaurants. thank you, everybody. next, republicans as rats? why "the washington post" is once again under fire for smearing trump supporter's next on the five. ♪ . wow! what'd you get, ryan? it's customized home insurance from liberty mutual! what does it do bud? it customizes our home insurance so we only pay for what we need! and what did you get, mike? i got a bike.

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republican congressmen and state attorney general as rats for their support of trumps legal challenges to the presidential election in the high court. i wouldn't call them rats, i think rats is offensive end insulting, a partisan life job but i would call them lemmings, another kind of rude and creature where they follow the leader no matter what and he jumps off a cliff and they all go running off the cliff and they all get crushed in the canyon floor. i as a lawyer looked at the challenges to the presidential election and i could not believe frankly that the state attorneys general were all signing on. was such a hail mary to begin with, had such a limited chance of success. >> jesse: i don't think there lemmings, they're just doing what their constituents believe that all politicians support their president for the most part. i just see this as politics, nothing wrong with that, what i

don't like about the cartoon is it's kind of like the rat black list. do you remember after the election where aoc had this idea that trump accountability project where they were going to name names of all these trump supporting republicans and they were going to isolate and intimidate and shame them so they could never work again? that's this kind of continuation of that because it wasn't just -- they put their names on there so there was a message for the other thing is the hypocrisy. when donald trump said that baltimore district was rat infested because he was saying he didn't like the conditions down at the border, there was a weak coverage of that and i have the receipts here, "the new york times" said infestations justify exterminations. they compare to likening insects to vermin and. they called it ideology and he was just speaking as a guy in commercial real estate, not making any sort of equation

between extermination and black people. so i don't think this columnist did that but it did have a similarity between the propaganda in the third reich with those cartoons. i don't think she meant that, but she didn't give and they didn't give the benefit of the doubt to donald trump when he used the exact same word. >> geraldo: it seems to me that's all wordsmithing. that's what you do. indeed appeared in but what bothers me about this mind-set among the state attorneys general, i know going a little off on a tangent here, but the mind-set is advocating and some have specifically advocated including colonel allen west, head of the g.o.p. in texas and of the woman who heads the arizona g.o.p., they are advocating succession, advocating a union within the union or without the union. almost like they want a civil war. it's getting very stressful for

me personally to watch this kind of rhetoric they have. >> greg: it's stressing geraldo out, we'd better stop. don't want to stress geraldo out because his words are upsetting. >> jesse: geraldo has been in war zones. >> geraldo: quiet, your bullies now. >> dana: listed everybody here that signed on to it and in some ways, i think in some ways they knew the supreme court wanted it may be some of them believe it but we've got some work to do in this country to repair and to move forward together. the one thing i would say about this attempt by the columnist who obviously would prefer democrats to be in office is this kind of thing is counterproductive. is not working. i want to underscore for people just how much they's idea of cancel culture and elitism against republicans hurts

democrats in the down ballot races all across the board, look at nancy pelosi losing all of those seats, it really did make a difference and down in georgia, you have jon ossoff saying he never wanted republicans to show their faces again. you have raphael warnock calling on them to repent for supporting trump and that stuff registers with voters and i think that's why you see those two candidates are starting to fall behind the republican challengers because the whole idea of cancel culture doesn't work from either perspective but the democrats are certainly trying and a cartoon like this doesn't help. >> geraldo: i agree there was a political player by the attorneys general but you don't mess around when you are messing with the republic, the fabric of the republic and katie, i think this diminishes president trump's legacy when you keep tearing at the war with the lawyers meeting in the war rooms and general flynn and

talking about calling out -- crazy stuff that sounds like a bill norm monologue. >> katie: you are accusing colonel allen west and kelli ward who is the g.o.p. chairwoman of wanting a civil war, but i want to get back to what this cartoon implies in terms of that kind of violence and behavior against someone that you are politically opposed to. she drew a bunch of rats and wrote the names of republicans next to them. she's dehumanizing them by comparing them to ru rodents and what do you do with rodents? you get rid of them, exterminate them, kill them. you want to talk about people implying violence against the other side, cartoons like this are certainly doing that with that messaging by comparing people who just a couple of minutes ago were saying they wanted to unite with and everyone had come around for the sake of the country and for the republic, this kind of behavior is the opposite and sends a message that republicans really

aren't humans, therefore, you can just get rid of them, whatever that means. >> geraldo: it seems both sides are guilty of this now. >> greg: what a weasel thing to say. >> geraldo: have is that weasel? >> greg: you are purposely avoiding. you completely avoided the essential truth of the story, we've officially completed the circle of hate. the same people who smeared trump supporters now compared trump supporters to rats which is what the did, so the people appear to call you a nazi so they can utilize their nazi mannerisms against them. that's the circle of hate and this is a lesson that even in victory, they will hate you. people thought that the trump 2016 when was behind the victory over four years, it's

merely highlighted what was already there which is has katie said rats are a way to dehumanize you for the purpose of future up so you can rattle on about how bad this is. >> geraldo: you are suggesting that denying the results of the election is not adding to the vitriol, is not adding to the hatred, is not adding to the division? how dare you. >> greg: that excuses using rats? you are excusing that? i'm doing the same thing you're doing. i'm talking about these cartoons. the offensiveness of cartoons. >> geraldo: the investigation into his son coming up. now is the time for a new bath from bath fitter.

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♪ >> katie: joe biden says he won't try to influence the federal investigation into them. incoming press secretary said biden won't even discuss hunter biden while interviewing attorney general candidates. >> he has been emphatic that that person will oversee independent apartments looking for somebody at the highest level of integrity, and that person, whomever it is, will be overseeing whatever investigations are happening at the department of justice. he will not be discussing an investigation of his son with any attorney general candidate. he will not be discussing it with anyone he is considering for the role and he will not be discussing it with a future attorney general. >> katie: so should joe biden be discussing this with candidates that may be running the department of justice? >> dana: no, and hopefully no one will be meeting out on the tarmac as he recalled back in

2015, that happened. i don't think that he should and i don't necessarily think that he will. part of that is because whoever he chooses has attorney general will have to go through a senate confirmation and as we all know, confirmation is done under oath, so i believe that they probably have made a decision to stay away from it and whoever it is will be asked by united states senators when they go further confirmation hearing. >> katie: greg? to mecca normally if someone says i'm not going to discuss this, that's often it incentive to focus on that topic because i wanted to go away but if joe says don't ask, don't tell, the journalists will just fall into therefore your nap which is what they did eight years under obama. the one thing i am predicting is that hunter biden is going to sell a lot of art to foreign businessmen because he is very smart. he is going to use selling art

as a front for bribery. i wish i thought of that. >> katie: his art that he makes by blowing through a straw, jesse. >> jesse: what you guys think? >> katie: that's a great idea. >> jesse: joe doesn't have to talk to his candidate about it, it's understood. you just pick one of your boys like a wing man the way eric holder described his relationship with barack obama, and they handle it because the ag is going to be in charge of the prosecutors in delaware for joking comment and wipe the prosecutors, he will have total control over the executive and that's why you need a republican ag now to appoint an independent investigative counsel to look into this or joe will just cover it up some of the racketeering and all the national security's shenanigans with china. i don't think it will happen but that's what should happen.

in >> katie: bill barr today said he is not going to appoint a special counsel to look into hunter biden. that could mean a number of things. this investigation has been going on for two years so he may know something about the next couple of weeks before he leaves office that we don't know but in terms of public confidence especially in light of the election and the media bearing hunter biden's story, shouldn't joe biden want an attorney general who will follow the facts wherever they go and continue the investigation if that's necessary? >> geraldo: and he had bought one who was in sync with him. i think it is highly inappropriate obviously when the loretta lynch talked on the tarmac as he was investigating hillary clinton. ruined loretta lynch's 10-year and that hangs over her reputation like a dark cloud and as far as hunter biden, he is deep i think.

he's got a major tax case that has got him like an alligator around the ankle. i think these tax cases are very, very serious and they carry major jail time. he is in a heap of trouble i believe. >> katie: i think that that's where the trump trial or business person, the biggest question right now would be whether the president can pardon their kids for the stuff but those questions are being asked at this point. coming up, pc culture getting out of hand. by topic under attack for its latest orange juice add. this week on "the upper hands"... special guest flo challenges the hand models to show off the ease of comparing rates with progressive's home quote explorer. international hand model jon-jon gets personal. your wayward pinky is grotesque.

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♪ >> greg: in yet another example about how phony outrage affects the minds of the people, tropicana has removed an ad campaign saying that parents should hide mimosas around the house. sounds a good cute fish but it's really a mixture of orange juice and champagne. nancy pelosi bates and it while eating gelato. since the lockdown, most drinking is done on the couch

and sweatpants watching reruns of the golden girls did i think they are reruns, could be a meeting of the congressional leadership, i don't know. either way, the tropicana add tried to inject some levity by suggesting a secret cocktail could help you deal with kids but of course people on the internet were upset saying the ad makes light of addiction and called it your responsible like it will drive you to drink when in fact, hysteria does that. so they killed the campaign and posted a lengthy apology. once again, it shows you how humorless this prevails during the pandemic. in their attempt. but if you have time to police ad campaigns, that means life is pretty good, no sick relatives, no joblessness, in a "washington post" cartoons comparing you to rodents. time to rage against the mimosa. maybe that's an addiction, you wake up and you just can't take a joke and since you crave stimulus, you get mad over stuff that shouldn't be taken too

seriously peter reminds you of something else that drove the humorless crazy, right? he's proud to be orange. our own populist mimosa, and he never apologized for it. tropicana could've learned from that. it's true, jesse. trump taught us one thing, never apologize no matter what. >> jesse: i think tropicana should just focus on juice, not oddball activist, prohibition is over. and before the internet, will have to organize 100 people to write a letter. and the ceo would never know about it and now everybody has twitter and it's super official saying we have a crisis in the next thing they are doing is writing apology letters.

it's ridiculous. >> jesse: stop blaming the juice. you are dressed like a mimosa today, i know you have something very strong and poignant to bring up. >> dana: in honor of your segment, absolutely. i hate it when companies crave to the mob because that other companies are going to. the explanation of what used to take the complaint of a company what it would take to apologize and also, came up with that great moment hashtag. that's brilliant, and now that's out the window so how much money did they spend on that and they don't get to use it. i think mimosas are great. my sister angie loves them so much in a few years ago around christmas, she came to visit and she ordered one in a bar and then another one and they were trainin$24 apiece. no mimosa is worth that, none of them. so i had to cut her off. >> greg: i love that you can

remember it was $24 each and you can never forget that. there was a point to be made that people used to hide alcohol if they have a drinking problem but that's not what they were trying to say. right? >> geraldo: first of all, debating new what makes me want to have a drink. second of all, the only problem with mimosas as if you are drinking alone once you pop the champagne and you pour it in less you want the champagne to go flat, you have another. in terms of the overarching message to people who were alcoholic and addict's and it's okay, come on, give me a break. i like dana's points about companies fighting back among remember when aoc criticized gioia, i like companies that to be strong and cancel culture is a fragile edifice. once you defy cancel culture, you beat it.

once you gave to them, it crushes you. the flimsy paper becomes a rock. >> greg: final thought to you, katie. >> katie: we should cancel cancel culture, obviously. i think these groups have concerns and they've written all these letters and made them attract this ad campaign, but it's also insulting because they don't think people can watch an ad and think for themselves and not go do things. i think most people are smart enough including addicts who work very hard on their sobriety not to just go off the deep end because they saw an ad from tropicana. i think it's really insulting to people who work on it to think that they have to be like i saw an ad and now i'm totally ruined forever. i just think it's really insulting to people who do have addiction problems and work on it and a really difficult way and that they could just be influenced and they will ruin their sobriety because they saw tropicana commercial is pretty insulting. >> greg: that's a great point. orange juice alone has like

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♪ >> time for one more thing. the apple doesn't far from the tree in the woods family. charlie woods, son of tiger woods, has his dad's signature fist pump move down pat. look at those two guys play together. father, son and the pnc championship in orlando. there's the little guy draining a birdie and with the matching red shirts. looking good. i suspect my son will be doing i'm waters and this is my world. we'll be giving the woods a run for their money. speaking of myself, i'll be

hosting "the ingraham angle" at 10:00 eastern. watch that. dana perino, you're next. >> okay. so you know, i love grandmas and i love tamales. check this out margarita was in the hospital for 20 days. she promised the doctors and nurses that if she survived, she would bring them homemade tamales for christmas. last week she delivered on her promise bringing 800 that malis that -- tamales and she was happy to spread the love this christmas. glad she's feeling better. >> so are we. greg? >> all right. one am i doing? oh, this. yeah. like i didn't know.

what is wrong with me? oh, my goodness. i love grandmothers. i'm kidding. all right. you know what i love? men with boats. men with boats pick up the chicks. like this guy. he picked up quite a bird. that's a pelican. basically threw herself at this upper class professional in his hot yacht. a sexy pelican couldn't control herself. things got ugly after that. >> have some respect, pelican. >> let him buy you a few drinks first. >> buy the pelican a mimosa or something. geraldo? go ahead. >> i love grandmothers. >> i love tamales. on the jewish side, we have hanukkah. my wife and daughter made the traditional brisket. i spilled the gravy.

one of our dogs continue stop looking the chair leg. there she goes. that reminded me of the cleveland-based classic holiday movie from 1983. remember this scene from "a christmas story?" one of the kids gets his tongue stuck to the flagpole. no kid or dogs were harmed in the filming of this episode. >> bret: thought dumb and dumber were the first. i guess it goes back more. katie? >> we know working from home with pets can be distracting and dogs like massages. take a look at this pigeon. belongs to a female software engineer in buenos ares. when she pets her and goes back to work, lucifer puts per for more massaging. so i think my dog with relate to that. gadsden likes it when we pay

attention to him. so this is in buenos ares. >> a pigeon named >> yep. >> yes. >> catchy name. >> get rid of that bird. >> that's it for us. "special report" is next with bret. >> bret: i love grandmas too. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. the check is almost in the mail. congress is finalizing a $900 billion coronavirus relief package. it provides for an extra $300 a week in unemployment benefits and individual payments up to $600 per person and $2,400 for a family of four. the deal includes a $1 trillion government funding plan to keep offices open through next september. chad pergram last been following this all weekend on capitol hill. chad? >> this is since