a national finance effort to help the republican candidates called the georgia battleground fund. >> charles: well, i know they are glad to have you, lucky to have you and so are we. thank you. we really appreciate it. i'll be back here tomorrow. for now, "the five" is next. ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, geraldo rivera and katie pavlich. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." the stimulus showdown continues. president trump blasting the economic relief package and demanding changes. the president calling the deal and disgrace and says lawmakers need to increase direct cash payments to millions of americans and cut out all that pork from the omnibus. >> i'm asking congress to amend this bill and increase the ridiculously low $600 to $2,000

or $4,000 for a couple. i am also asking congress to immediately get rid of the wasteful and unnecessary items from this legislation. and to send me a suitable bill or else the next administration will have to deliver a covert relief package and maybe that administration will be me. >> dana: the president getting bipartisan support for his calls to amend the bill but some democrats are upset with his last-minute changes. >> the only thing he has ever cared about in the relief package of the checks that have his name on them. >> desperate people desperately in need of food, and he's playing with families with children and food. >> this is an attack on every american. the unemployment is basically going to end day after christmas. he is literally trying to burn the country down on its way out. >> dana: house speaker nancy pelosi says she's all for $2,000 cash payments but

she will need support from the republicans to get a deal done. katie, we have a plot twist, as often happens during the trump administration right towards the end. what do you think of these $2,000 cash payments and trying to blow up the process of the very end? >> katie: first of all, president trump offered a $1200 cash payment in terms of these negotiations in october and nancy pelosi rejected it for the sake of politics and trying to damage him before the election. to say that nobody knew what president trump would offer in terms of cash payments just isn't true. as we move forward with him offering $2,000 for individuals and 4,000 for each family, you have interesting people working together on this. you have a ocn ilhan omar saying that they want a stand-alone bill. nancy pelosi saying that she'll do it. you have others like lindsey graham advocating that the current bill be pushed

through. the most interesting thing about what president trump said is if we don't do this $2,000, the next administration is going to have to deal with it again. rand paul is making the argument that there's going to be no amount of "stimulus money" that's going to save the country. the only thing that's going to save the country is allowing people to get back to work and stop enabling these blue state democrats to continue to force lockdowns on businesses which is making the problem much worse. >> dana: it's difficult to figure out how to target money to people who really needed. there are many people who ended up with the $1200 in the last time or would get 2,000 this time that have never lost a day of work. it's hard to figure it out. you have home health care workers who through no fault of their own, they can't work and they don't fall into the category to get a vaccine yet. it's hard to target that money to the right people. >> greg: it's like the ending

of those movies when there are two competing characters come together and help each other out so you have on one side donald trump and the other side aoc agreeing that this bill is awful. it sucks. this is like that great volleyball movie "top gun" when iceman and maverick come together at the end. or rocky balboa and apollo or thor and loki or batman and superman. you know the bill sucks when these two people hate it. here's the question, how does congress come to the magical $600 number? while they shove billions and billions of dollars, loads of crap unrelated to the pandemic relief all over. if you imagined if they hadn't done all of this pork, what kind of money could they have given to americans? how do they do this? how did this happen? here's the answer. i mentioned this before.

they didn't change their normal behavior in an emergency situation. trump and aoc understand that. these effing idiots don't. during a pandemic. tell me this doesn't sound familiar. they didn't fast-track the bill. they took their time. they didn't eliminate fork in order to fast-track it. the bill ended up being 5,000 pages. this is all the stuff that they do in normal situations. not in a pandemic. so what do you say about those people that wouldn't even change their behavior to help people in need? screw them. they should all be punished. they should be tarred and feathered. if everybody that is calling out this bill for what it is, those of the people that should be reelected and everybody else can go to hell. >> dana: jesse come a lot of requests did come from the administration. we talked yesterday. i was making fun of the kennedy center money and that i found out it was in the president's budget request.

>> jesse: greg gutfeld just nailed it. it's hot garbage. these politicians careened from crisis to crisis, load up this with pork with lobbyists, longer our money through third world slush funds and local bureaucrats, jamming through the last last second before anybody can read it and then say to the hardworking americans here, keep the change. and then they go home to their districts and pat themselves on the back and ask for our vote. you have to be kidding me. it's not free money. this is our money. this is the tax it came out of our paychecks that we work for. $600 isn't a lot of money. especially when you compare it to what rand paul flagged, all this pork that we spent this year, are you ready? 1.3 million to study if americans will eat bugs. 2 million to study if hot tubs reduce stress. >> greg: they do. >> jesse: 1 million to get

people to get over their fear of going to the dentist. 150,000 on art classes in kenya. $37 million to make sure filipino students don't play hooky. my favorite one, $4.5 million to spray alcoholic rats with bobcat urine. it's funny but it's actually really sad. >> greg: where can i get some of that? >> katie: they do it for free in arizona. >> jesse: i would do it all the time. when you ask who put that in there, they don't tell you. nancy pelosi won't get on the phone and say okay, this was this congresswoman. they just totally ignore you. they are disrespecting us. and they work for us. when an employee disrespects their boss, you fire them. that's why it's going to be a

bloodbath in 2020 we should cancel all the poor, all the aid and give it to the american people. why are we building a wall in syria? why are we sending millions to politicians in central america that just pocket it unles and lt loose caravans. donald trump is a joke on twitter, he said i hope we never find life on other planets because the federal government will just start sending the money. he's right. thank god he made this veto threat because it has to end n now. >> dana: they absolutely should have to stand up and say why they asked for it. there were many things that came from the administration budget. the big problem is it used to go through these bills one by one so you have after amendments, find out what was in it. instead what they've been doing for the last many years and put them all in one and make people eat it at the end of the year. >> geraldo: i think the budget

process has to get back to normal. you're right. everyone's been focused on congress and the pork spending and the obvious itemization of ridiculous things that jesse elicited for us. what about the president? he is threatening a veto. he has gone on christmas holiday. what the hell are we supposed to do now? the president has said this is no good. what about the defense authorization part of it? what about paying the military. what happens when this funding is exhausted on the day after christmas or thereabouts. we needed some leadership. instead we got a think the president saying first of all, making an illusion, maybe i'll be the next administration, which is farcical. but more importantly he is a leader of the free world. give us some guidance. now what are they supposed to do? he is going to mar-a-lago. is. is nancy pelosi going to meet with mitch mcconnell? are they going to get together

and get a plan? what are the american people going to do? we are left adrift right now. you can mock and condemn all of this and the imperfection of it but what the hell are we supposed to do? not only is no one -- >> jesse: geraldo, he doesn't write legislation. everybody knows how much money he wanted. everybody knows how much money he wanted. they put $600 in there. >> geraldo: who's in charge? >> jesse: they have to fix it and then they can go home. >> dana: i've got to run. up next, joe biden dodging more questions about his son's foreign business dealings. does hunter still have business ties to china? we'll discuss. want to sell the best burger in every zip code? add an employee. or ten... then easily and automatically pay your team and file payroll taxes. that means... world domination! or just the west side. run payroll in less than five minutes with intuit quickbooks.

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♪ >> jesse: another day, another biden press conference where joe blows off a question about hunter. here he is dismissing peter doocy and doubling down on his stance that the story about hunter's shady business dealings is just russian disinformation. >> the story from the fall about your son hunter. [indistinct] >> yes, yes, yes, god love you. you are a one horse pony. thank you. thanks. i promise you my justice department will be totally on its own making its judgments about how they should proceed. >> jesse: new reporting from "the wall street journal" finds that hunter continues to have investments in chinese companies. 10% equity stake in a chinese

investment firm. all right, what did he call him? a dog faced pony soldier? >> greg: alon a one horse pony which i looked up on urban dictionary. it's filthy. i look forward to the media coming to peter doocy's defense and writing articles, perhaps books about the threat that biden poses. to our precious journalists. joe actually at some point is going to need to show that he takes charges of nepotism and feathering once bed seriously because it's not going to be about hunter for very long. it's about getting hunter into position to reap a massive golden parachute for his dad. that's the point of the nepotism. hunter had to get into a position where he could get the money to get a nice golden parachute for joe. so that's where it's going to end up. it's not going to be a pretty picture, i can tell you that.

you one horse pony. >> jesse: you're right about the golden parachute. that was the idea all along. dana, hunter continues to really drag joe down. it's still in the transition. >> dana: during the last four years, joe biden would often say come on, man. you've got to take responsibility. own up and be transparent and move on. always referring back to russia disinformation really is outrageous. marc thiessen had a very good point today that at the debate in cleveland when joe biden was asked about this by president trump, chris wallace, the issue came up. joe biden was able to say 50 national security intelligence professionals just rode a letter saying that this has all the hallmarks of russian disinformation. he blew it off and he didn't have to deal with it then. now that he knows that the justice department and the fbi have actually investigated, to then say that the justice department is basing all this on

russian disinformation really gets you off on their own food when it comes to the justice department officials, i would imagine. one horse pony. i'm trying to figure out how that would work on the ranch. >> greg: [laughs] monogamy. here is that one horse. >> jesse: geraldo, today and this point, even the media doesn't say it's russia disinformation anymore. they dropped that walter reed. don't you think they'd be writing stories right now about how joe biden is continuing to call it russian disinformation when it's not. >> geraldo: it's one-trick pony. there is no such thing as one horse pony. i don't know what the hell -- where that -- >> dana: we know that. >> geraldo: to all his people, remember who cheered on jim acosta and the other reporters who were relentless and grilling donald trump every time you saw the president.

mr. president, mr. president, what about russia? they are going to have to get used to peter doocy being a fixture at these press conferences. it's a huge story. it is like russia in the sense that this administration is starting on this enormous cloud when greg is right. it's malignant. you never know where it's going to go or how big it's going to be a how deep it goes in to the biden family. standby. >> jesse: katy, peter doocy making quite a name for himself yet he's the only want to shout out a question. seems like he's the only one that cares. >> katie: first of all, i don't think we should insult peter doocy by comparing him to jim acosta. he is a much better journalist. much more professional. second of all, we found out about the official u.s. attorney investigation into hunter biden from hunter biden. how is it -- is hunter biden spreading russian misinformation? his pr team telling the media

people that there was this big fbi, u.s. attorney's office investigation. in terms of going on what dana just said about the justice department being accused of spreading disinformation, may be an obama justice department when peter strzok was working there but that's not how it works anymore. it's been cleaned up for some of these parts this idea that you can say that the hunter biden investigation is disinformation on hunter biden's team and himself has said it's a real investigation which we really knew about. it doesn't make any sense. >> jesse: katie pavlich, not a one-trick pony, not at all. >> katie: many tricks. >> jesse: why everyone is leaving the empire state and how it could have a big impact in congress. looking to save money this holiday season?

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♪ >> katie: a blue state exodus is in full swing. policies and democrat run states have residents running from the hills in a better quality of life. new york is the big loser. the census bureau says more people have left the empire state than any other since 2019 of the consequences are huge. if the numbers hold new york will lose a house seat in 2022 and they might lose two house seats. >> dana: they probably deserve to. in history, i love learning about migrations and what may people decide to make big moves. the gold rush, they all went to work. where greg gutfeld grew up. where i grew up, you can get 60 acres and that was the draw. why did people leave where they work? no economic opportunity or they felt oppressed or the governing with a where was may be abusive

to them. so you can see throughout history not just in our country but in others how and why people have moved. i think when history is written about this era, it won't just be the pandemic that was causing this. they will look over the course of time and then accelerated during these last few years mostly because of the governance. if it's the same pattern. feeling like the economic mobility isn't there, the inability to live the way you want to. maybe seeking more religious liberties, whatever it might be. it's happening in real time and it's pretty interesting to wat watch. >> katie: jesse, here's the problem. you have a lot of people in blue states moving to red states and they continue to vote for all these far left policies that made them flee in the first place. i have a proposal. if you move to another state, no matter if you're republican or democrat, you shouldn't be able to vote for a single senate session or term so that you can learn what it's like to live or you just moved instead of changing it right away.

>> greg: brilliant. >> jesse: i think that's totally constitutional and i think congress should take that up immediately after they pass covid relief. >> katie: i agree. >> jesse: your right and it is unfair because if you're wealthy, you have mobility. if you can go up and go to florida and set up shop and be fine but if you are lower or middle class, you're stuck in a new york death spiral where you're going to get squeezed by higher taxes, higher crime, more regulation. businesses shuttered. they are really in a gm right now and i looked around, i've got to be honest. i was looking around and i saw this place in north carolina. six bedrooms. $650,000. georgian brick mansion estate with a pool on 3 acres next to a country club and i thought to myself what are we doing? i think "the five" should all move down to north carolina. we can all get our own homes.

we can do a show from north carolina and live like kings. >> katie: you'll fit right into that country club but you need the double popped collar. >> greggreg, what you think? i >> greg: we are kind of joking but until the corporations decided they want to go and allow us to move, we are stuck here. i am in the death spiral every day. i live downtown. at this rate, what you're going to have left in california and new york, it's about 5,000 rich people living in beachfront mansions either in malibu or in the hamptons. everything else is going to be zombie land. it's going to be junkies. it's going to be homeless. it's already looking like that downtown on every freeway off ramp in downtown l.a. i moved from berkeley to d.c. in 19 of the seven. i didn't bring my twin bed in my ratty sofa and i also didn't

bring berkeley's communism with me. it has to be a way to make sure nobody brings their graph with them. there is one city doing great, detroit. detroit is suing black lives matter first civil conspiracy. if you want to change a city and make it safer from the mostly peaceful riots and create a path forward against mob violence and destruction, that's one hell of a way and i have to give detroit credit for that. >> katie: geraldo, you live in the middle of the country. do you see the influx in the population? >> geraldo: not so much in cleveland. it's more the corners, southeast and southwest. new york born and raised. 126,355 people left in a single year, the past year. i left in 2017. the process has only accelerated with covid and with the riots

and so forth any shuttered stores, it's so depressing when i visit the city of my birth. the problem is, the more people, affluent people who flee and leave, they take their taxes with them. the city and state are trying desperately to claim people living in florida that they still have some connection to new york. people living in california and so forth. i don't think those efforts will be very successful but what happens is as a high-end leaves, they increase taxes to make up the revenue they lost. they accelerate the process. they make it more onerous for the people who stay behind. if not a death spiral, it's a terrible cycle new york, new york, is in right now i think the loss of one or two congressional seats is the least of their problems. >> katie: if you flee to a red state because of taxes, please do not vote for higher taxes. i think we should petition the supreme court for an emergency hearing on that roll about voting when you move. coming up, 2020 has been a rough year for everyone but it it's

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>> geraldo: welcome back, everybody. 2020, this mostly wretched year is finally coming to a close, thank god. it's been brutal for most americans except maybe the media which had fun torturing president trump and his supporters. let's remember some of our favorite media meltdowns from a year we'd all like to forget. i'll start with myself and how i was skewered for suggesting we name the vaccine after president trump, the architect of the vaccine. take a look. >> geraldo may be onto something. what trump stakes did for the

hungry. what trump water did for the thursday. what trump university did to lift up the uneducated in our country. along comes trump, the vaccine. >> [laughs] geraldo. really. come on, bro. [laughs] geraldo. >> geraldo: come on, don. it's a great idea. anyway. greg, what's your favorite? >> greg: you needed a name. should've been called the trump shot, not the trump vaccine and it would've caught on. do you want to see how shallow the intelligence of the media is? the fact that what i'm going to show you, it's not just brian williams who is an idiot or the reporter. it's that this information their entire staff saw and still

thought this made sense to them. look at this. >> bloomberg spent 5,500,000,000 on ads. the u.s. population. don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the map. could have given each american $1 million and have had lunch money left over. it's an incredible way of putting it. >> greg: you should have played the whole thing because a reporter goes, that's absolutely true. they would all get a million dollars. if you ever for a minute think that people in the media are smarter than you, they're not. >> geraldo: $1. you have to give the punch line. yeah. i'm sorry. jesse. [laughter] >> greg: we are making fun of the media. [laughter] >> jesse: minus during the summer when msnbc got on television and called the

protests mostly peaceful wildfire was engulfing them in . watch. >> i want to be clear and how i characterize this. it's mostly, mostly a protest. it's not generally speaking unruly. the fires have been started. >> jesse: this was the baghdad bob moment where they basically put propaganda above people's safety. usually you can push fake news in the dark because it's anonymous sources or collusion. this is like you're seeing it with your own eyes and hearing it with your own ears and they are saying don't trust your senses, trust me on msnbc. and every american saw that and then went, brought guns and fled the city. >> dana: it's like when you're watching a scary movie and you are like "behind you." i was going to do something about impeachment.

i couldn't find a perfect moment so i chose my second favorite moment. this is when chris cuomo, who had coronavirus, we are glad he got through it. he documented the whole thing. he does this very dramatic emerging from the basement video. i think we have this. take a look. >> the official reentry from the basement, cleared by cdc. >> greg: [laughs] >> dana: the academy award should've gone to him for best actor because he had already left the house. he got in a fight with somebod. it was all stage. >> geraldo: and katie. >> katie: minus about how the media freaked out when president trump and travel from china and then they worried so much about him calling it the china virus and they are focused on that instead of the details of how to fight it. >> the president refer to the

coronavirus as a "foreign virus." i think it's going to come across to a lot of americans a smacking of xenophobia to use that kind of term. >> the president also called this a foreign virus. what is he accomplishing by making it an outsiders problem? >> don't you think it's a good time for him to resign? >> katie: congratulations, everybody. you just took the communist chinese parties talking points and threw them all of our american airwaves for month and then accused republicans and the president of not taking the virus seriously. congratulations to them on that. >> geraldo: a great 2020. coming up, elephants, octopi, and snakes. all mine. in all animal fastest seven next on "the five." ♪ limu emu and doug. and if we win, we get to tell you how liberty mutual customizes car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

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♪ >> greg: welcome back. time for an animals are great addition of the fastest seven. hit it. i feel like this show is almost over when it really isn't. freaky, freaky. first off, check out this dramatic video of a rescue

worker performing cpr on baby elephant there was hit by a motorcycle in thailand. the medic had never treated an animal before but his life-saving efforts worked. the elephant eventually woke up, was reunited with his family, and moved to north carolina where it lives in a six room house. with jesse watters. why are we still showing this? let's go back to the people. dana, and i know dana and katie both grew up on ranches. as we know, many people on ranches learn how to kiss with the animals. so you would've had no problem -- >> dana: what? >> greg: it's in all the history books. >> dana: what are you talking about? >> geraldo: it's a terrible visual. >> greg: would you give cpr to an elephant? it could have covid, you know. >> dana: if i knew how to do cpr i definitely would give it to the elephant. i thought this was the sweetest story. i won't even tell you that

someone in my household cried when they saw this. it was so sweet. >> greg: and it wasn't jasper because we know jasper never cries. katie. >> dana: it wasn't me. >> greg: it's kind of adorable. would you give cpr to a one horse pony? >> katie: i googled it and i should not have. so no, i will not do that. >> dana: is it really in the urban dictionary? >> greg: i have no idea. i just made it up. don't look. >> katie: i didn't lock. >> greg: good. geraldo, would you do that? strange animal. >> geraldo: if it was me i would have given it mouth-to-mouth. >> jesse: that was my question. would you give the elephant mouth-to-mouth? do you blow into the trunk or do you blow into the elephant's mouth? >> greg: either way you're

going to get peanut breath. look. that's heroic. excellent. let's do the next story. okay, animals may be great but octopi are jerks. portuguese researchers releasing video of octopi punching other fish in their hunting territory. they said that the punches are thrown out of spite. jesse, i don't blame the octopi. you have eight arms. you can punch somebody and still do tons of other things with seven arms. >> jesse: they call these fish the alec baldwins. they go around knocking people off their chairs. the good thing about this is in that covid really feel there is actually $46 billion for deep-sea anti-bullying initiatives. they're going to tell all the octopi be best and they're going to knock it off.

>> greg: katie, i got word from one of the producers that this octopi might be racist. that could be the reason. it's a racist occupy. octopi. >> katie: think the octopi are jealous of the other beautiful fish. they are pretty ugly. that's why they are getting very aggressive and violent. >> greg: that octopi would've been a great guest on your show back in the '80s. >> geraldo: my old daytime show, it would've been perfect. i think i went to high school with an octopus. a guy name richie, always punching, punching. >> greg: everybody had a richie. >> geraldo: fry him up. >> greg: i am thinking of the octo mom. for like a year we did that story. >> dana: we did that story a lot. i think octopi sounds like a great new appetizer for a seafood restaurant.

>> greg: you know what, that's one heck of a transition, dana. very good. >> dana: i can't watch this next one. i can't watch. i can't. >> greg: all right, we are going to kill the segment. >> dana: go ahead. >> greg: in florida, a python could end up on the menu. the state is working to determine if the massive and apparently allegedly invasive snakes are in fact safe to eat. and if they are, you can expect them on dinner tables. i've seen them in bars, not dinner tables. across the state very soon. geraldo, i bet you have eaten snake. have you eaten snake? >> geraldo: i have indeed. there's a restaurant in nairobi, kenya, i've been to a couple times and they serve, they start with the regular stuff like beef and chicken then they get exotic. ostrich and alligator in all these other animals that you just don't want to think about. the place smells of burnt meat.

i can see python on the menu in miami. i think the show is falling apart. >> greg: katie, do we need another food group? i like beef and pork and chicken. i don't need snake. >> katie: dana can't watch this but i can't watch all these people getting their vaccines. i do the same thing. i have had alligator. fried. it's pretty good. it tastes just like chicken. it's not just a saying. i can see python being on the menu crispy style with a side of crispy python skin becoming a delicacy. >> greg: you know what you would put on it. andi-condiments. think about all the fun we could have coming up with bar snack names. snake bites.

slurp-ents. >> jesse: all the new yorkers moving to florida seeing this in turning around. no way they're going down there. maybe that's why florida is doing it, to scare off the newark liberals. >> greg: do you think there are that many pythons in florida that would justify eating them? >> dana: oh gosh, there it is again. i have nightmares if i see snakes so i don't look at it. i am like katie with the vaccines. there's a lot of snakes down there, i am not going to go anywhere but the hotel, stay in the hotel. >> greg: you know what would be great, i want to see the guy in thailand do cpr on a snake. i bet somebody has done cpr on a snake. >> katie: pythons eat people. >> greg: that's a lie. stop spreading disinformation about cobras. all right, "one more thing" is up next.

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♪ >> dana: it is time for one more thing. last minute shoppers, a good idea, this is "dumb it give dana book.com. you get a certificate to put in your stocking, christmas card and be the hero of christmas. and now i also want to take a moment to say a special thank you to the director of "the five" and "the daily briefing" scott rosenthal, there he is giving us a wave. he is very artistic. he has to deal with all of us. so we appreciate his guidance. he has been with "the five" five years and he will retire and we

really appreciate you, how you joke with us and help keep us on track. we wish you the best, scott, thank you. all right, greg you are next. >> greg: retiring? is not that old. he must be loaded. >> geraldo: he's from north carolina. >> greg: greg's hungry panda news. people think pandas are adorable and everything but they are monsters. absolute monsters, especially when they are hungry. look at this wearable creature did to the snowman. snowman minding his own business because the panda saw the carrot. he ate the snowman's nose. this took place in moscow, russia and there is no law enforcement. any panda can rock the mic walked down the street and attacked a snowman and there's no common site. it is absolute anarchy! what is going on? look at him! i don't think children should see this. if you have children in the room, you should get them out of

there. this is disgusting. disgusting! >> jesse: working on the snowman. >> greg: on friday, i mean saturday. >> dana: all right, jesse. >> jesse: scott should have pixelated that. for over 60 years the new jersey belly company has been providing world-class ballet and educational programming. the communities throughout new jersey and the season would have been the 50th anniversary of their annual production of nutcracker. although they couldn't have a live performance, they have found a way to keep the holiday tradition alive by presenting a virtual series titled "how the magic is made in new jersey's nutcracker." it is a five-part series to give an opportunity of rare footage and still experience the nutcracker during the holiday season. my wife, emma, was a dancer at the new jersey ballet company

for over ten years and is going to be hosting tonight's virtual presentation. so check it out, watch it, visit the website, actually virtual nutcracker. see it. >> dana: a good performance indeed. >> geraldo: what a fun it has been sitting in for juan williams. it has been a blast, even with jesse and greg, terrific, i love it. >> dana: we love having you. >> geraldo: thank you very much. baseball fans know cleveland indians are no more after 120 years. their name has been deemed offensive to native americans. so the name is being changed but to what, here are my three leading candidates to replace the andeans. i'm serious about this. the third favor at the cleveland spiders.

the spiders was one of the teens original names and the second the cleveland guardians that picks up with the massive statues on the hope memorial bridge across from progressive field. does anybody have a picture of that? my all-time favorite and i hope this is the cleveland obs. >> dana: we have to turn this over, sorry. join us for a special. and good to see you, hi, bret. >> bret: i can listen longer but i wanted to hear more from geraldo. good evening, welcome to washington i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, no one knows how this wall in math. one senior lawmaker saying that today after president trump with the national authorization act to fund the military through 2021. the president calling that gift to china and russia with provisions, and his administration's foreign policy.