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better than 2020. >> from all of us here at fox, happy new year, america. >> god bless you all. >> we are here, to ring in a ne year. we are almost there, folks. we are so close to ending this storm that was 2020, but i'm proud of you, america, you made it in one piece. tonight we're going to try to dwell on the positive stuff, like this. and this. and this. ♪
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>> basically that summed up 202 for me. leather phase, the last scene o texas chainsaw massacre, that was from a private stash. so think of it as looking back on 2020 wearing beer goggles, but first, let's welcome tonight 's guests. these holier than the mesh tank poppy where when theologian m jonathan morris. just as cheerful as i am smear full, carly shimkus. she is chatty, bratty, and slightly caddy. and he is big, he's brass, he makes quite a splash in my aboveground pool, tyrus. issue one. did a bill the year with strife or benefit your life. called them what you want to commit winners and losers, heroes in zeros, pluses and minuses, melvin's and maroon
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five. operation warp speed was something amazing. we also had governor andrew cuomo, which was the opposite o something amazing. we had this whole fish in the selfish the helpers and the hindrance, the law abiding in the looters. 2020 was loaded with those who either rose to the challenge, o got in the way. there are lots of obvious candidates and we will talk about the losers in a second, but first, the guy who is a champ in mymy book, he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves until now. >> i'm going to reach a million followers by february. >> what? i did it i did it i did it righ on the first shots. >> we don't have proof of that, but it didn't take much to get him happy or us happy this year. all l right, jonathan, let's go with the losers first, who we'r the losers of 2020? could get you brought them up,
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but governor cuomo, andrew cuom came out and a lot of people's eyes is a superstar, but one thing that he did that is so obviously wrong that he's never said was wrong is he transferre elderly people with covid into nursing homes. we didn't know much about the virus at the time, but we knew that elderly b people were gett sick. he did it anyway because he panicked because he thought the were going to be no hospital os beds it we had the naval ship comfort that basically was neve used, he built these massive hospitalsus, they weren't used. epn panicked and he never has really recognized that fact great. to me 's interesting because i'm trying to figure ou whether he is avoiding the euestion or he actually believe he did nothing wrong because to this day, when you bring this u to him he just blames it on the right wing media. he says that's garbage, like no it actually happened. this isn't like 9/11 true things
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. we're bigfoot, there is actual evidence that these people were sent to the restroom and the people in the restroom died, bu you bring it up to him and it's like that's just right wing media. no, it's not. good choice. carly, what is your loser? >> my losers are all the politicians who broke their own coronavirus edicts. it's surprising and also not surprising ndbecause there are people too, they want to see their families and they want to go out to dinner and have a goo time, but also surprising because of how many people did this. you would think that after governor newsom got caught at the french laundry, people woul say okay, i don't want to be that i will also take this really seriously, and every single day it was story after story of people breaking their own rules. and i guess the biggest losers of the bunch i would give to th woman in la who was an actress
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on dobie gillis. trace gallagher told me and i googled it. she was great she was a child star, but she was the one who she voted for outdoor dining band and then she went outside and also the mayor of austin telling mpeople to stay at hom while he's on vacation. >> without any help from anybody , dobie gillis, the star, dwayne hickman and he was the costar? bob denver. who we're this silly little hats . >> barney krebs though. with somebody, would somebody introduce something like that into my head, it'snt now going be there for the rest of the show. i mean as i sit here, maynard krebs. thank you. this is as close to doing ecstasy as when there is a piec of trivia that is stuck in my
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head, and then it explodes and can feel it all through my body commit when dobie gillis it's like i'm doing some very strong drugs. >> i'm glad i could provide tha for you, my goodness. >> you just made my night. >> i will get the text it to in the morning, watch this. i await your feedback. loser for you, swalwell brick. >> tyrus. the jury is still out, but michael is my biggest loser of all time.ll he went from this guys going to be the president to wheelchair money w robbing prisoner. loser and like any other way. >> he still in jail, right? >> he's not in cnn, so he's currently in jail.
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>> he was america's savior. i mean,., >> he was at every party. >> he wasn't even this side, he was the darling bell of the bal of cnn, like this guy was going to take down lord vader intron, this guy was going to save the world, he was everything. it turns out he robbed a strippers, handicapped people, and blackmails nike. >> one thing i love about nike is that they challenged him on it and they taped him or something, like that is a service for america. good choice. cat, who was your loser of 2020. >> bobbing for apples. nobody wants to bob for apples. also, mcdonald's play places, and serotonin and dopamine. >> ic commit you went in different direction.. >> okay, so if you were going i
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that direction, the real losers is everybody who was looted,. >> apple bobbing.. i don't know if apple bobbing's ever going to come back for a. >> movie theaters. >> those are losers because they're not coming back. >> you know what it is. >> this is a theory i don't buy into this completely, but i'm just spitball income at which you shouldn't do in the era of covid, but i'm spit falling, di covid erase certain things that we're already on their way out in terms of businesses like toople stopped going to movies and this one just went like thi and kicked it out the door. i don't want to use this analog too far because itlo will go in a very very fun place i, but it
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an interesting way of looking a it. you saw it as people that we're unfairly damaged and there are so many. so my loser, i had a lot of losers as you know, experts, yo can't trust experts,er they wer wrong every single yweek they would say don't wear masks, the wear masks, go to the parade, don't go to the parade, but if there's a protest go p. >> true. >> other losers? hard news. i'm so tired of hard news pretending they know everything went really it's people like me who have been right. i don't know why had that on my list. okay. the media, we've been talking about the mediahe every week on the show we are heat they have been exposed once again as charlatans this could be a grea opportunity to run a short montage of my favorite low points of the media. let's roll that montage. >> i declared how i characteriz it. this is mostly a protest, it is not generally speaking unruly. >> too many see the protests is
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the problem. >> show me where it says that protest are supposed to be polite and peaceful. >> somebody tweeted recently that with the money spent he could've given every american a million dollars. >> when i read it to commit tonight on social media, it kin of all became clear. 500 million on ads, the u.s. population s 327 million, don't tell if you're ahead of us on the map parity could've given each american $1 billion and have had lunch money left over prate its incredible way of putting it. >> it's incredible way of putting it. >> alright, i actually feel bad for the reporter i don't feel bad at all for brian williams because he's an adult, i mean he's mostly a liar, but i can understand, what do you call it commit lake possible illusions can trick you. like you can be tricked by things, but that thing was
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floating around forever.ng enough of the media, they are the worst things on the planet. the media is the worst thing on the planet do not trust them. winners, let's go. >> i have three. >> is so my first winner is our dogs. because of all of the people time that dogs got with everybody being home, and also, and shoulders. >> did you get all of those dogs ? >> shelters ran out of dogs because everybody was taking them so a lot of dogs got home. my second winner is balaton. >> member, last year christmas, they were canceled the ad because it was as sexist christmas. g >> i trash the advert. >> at couple months later, and
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everybody's working at home and everybody wants one. my third winner is space. there was a lot of space storie and the ufos that the pentagon now acknowledges is a real thing . so on top of the weird year, no some folks are also worried about alien spread. >> what's ironic is dogs come i litters, but they are so far from trash. i just wanted to make tiktok vomit. okay, cat, winner? >> two of the most successful 2020, it was a tie. to get you doing winners and losers,. >> serotonin and dopamine are going to have a bad year, but drugs is going to have a good year. >> drug dealers were living hig on the hog.
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>> decriminalized and lots of places. >> you're on fire. wordplay. >> all right, tiktok get winners ? >> divorce lawyers. and psychiatrist and therapist made a killing this tyear. i'm not sure i have a dog too, think the jury is out whether thee dogs one because the dogs had to hear a lot of things and see a lot of things they didn't sign up for. there was a lot of dogs that we're on the wrong end because they are stuck with the same person. >> they need their alone time. that you just got yelled at for the way you choose serial and the dog hops up to say hi, but you transfer the what are you w looking at, get away from me. so, but i think therapist and divorce lawyers, to get you kno who else made a killing? killers.
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>> the ex- priest finds that funny. you are a sick man. did i go to you with winners? could get no, but the absolute winner in the entire universe was my puppy. i got a puppy in the midst of some pictures of my puppy right there i mean that puppy is so spoiled, and. >> it's like furr goat. >> there is a picture of him when he wasn't very happy basically drinking whiskey. there he is. see, tyrus, when he was watchin what he didn't want to see, he turned to alcohol, and he is th happiest puppy in the world. >> i'm actually shocked. i got caught up in the puppy thing and divorce lawyers for some reason. nobody mentioned the biggest winner at all was mitch mc connell. he had a phenomenal year and president trump took all the heat. he had no shots fired at old mitch, he got his.
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>> did whatever he wanted, he passed bills, he didn't pass bills, b he had a stellar year. >> good point. i had because it allows you to control your time. going to the gym commit your yo had to wait there while they di their reps,ai so forget that. i'm going to go i have two winners, number one, dana white because he showed people that you could figure out what to do when there's a problem as opposed to just shutting everything down parity took a oo lot of heat, everybody was shutting down any was like i'll just go get an island. >> so i thought, i like the guy he's a capitalist and he's a thinker. when you put those two things together, boom. i'm going to give doctor donald trump a win for operation warp speed because that changes
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♪ >> will we forever jeer the mos awful year? 2020 was brutal, but as terribl as it was, 2020 brought us some great new innovations and it showed what we were capable of we are up against the wall, consider you've had vaccines in record time, we mentioned that before. the rise of zoom and other vide chat apps which was good news for family away from home and bad news for jeffrey toobin. yet major companies like ford, gm, and tesla shifting resource to make medical devices people at home oubreaking out their sewing machines to make masks for as those that needed the most. or in my case, even had drive-through strip clubs, and drive-through strip clubs? yeah, that's it. soto 2020, it was bad but for a few moments it reminded us how we get stuff done when it matters most was at the worst year ever? how does thatst compare to say
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1347? the big warning of the black deaf, or 1520, the rise of smallpox? or 1918 with the spanish flu? let's not forget, 2002, with th rise of maroon five. we ask that go to comment about how we felt about 2020. >> we're having an argument right now on one maroon five began and i think it was in 200 the album came out in 2002, so it was 2001 not 2002. now i'm going to be mad for the rest of the show, carly, make m happy. >> dobie gillis. >> is this the worst year ever? >> i think this was a very bad year.
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>> to put it lightly. >> a lot of bad news that affected a lot of people in and across the world. it was a majority of all of our years, people got married there was a presidential election. whetherr or not you think it wa fair. >> time moves on. i think that things are going t change though from here on out in some small ways. i think that are going to stick around, and i think that people are able to get out of things a easily because if you couldn't do something before like if you are out of town and it's like now, you can't say you're sick very for gate no, this is interesting because you're both right right you can't say i'm out of town, but you can say i tested positive and i have to b home for 12 days. >> i would love to see a study on the level of sick days that
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people took in companies. i'm suren it is so dumb becaus lot of people would say you're sick, but now there's a level o severity was sickness he can't do that anymore so, sick days will come back in 2021 chemists frivolous sick days credit. >> i got a mask for my mask. >> tyrus baruch again this yearu was tough, but i think every year up until around 1864 was probably worse. hings got a little better with you know, the no more slavery thing, so i'm going to put that out there. yes this was worse, but for me and mine, to get a think you made a point. i will take my chances, america. you might want to ask the good people of japan what year they would. there is a lot of other things that happened, at least in this one we kinda built some rules t get through it. >> so here, i believe it was a bad year, but
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our baseline is higher, our baseline is higher. we have indoor plumbing, we hav running water, we have the internet, we have penicillin, s even though our baseline is higher. >> that's right, in 2010 i only had running water sometimes, so it is, this is still a bad year. >> i've been having a bad time. >> is going to get better. >> it can only. key by the time this show is aired, it will already be a few days better. >> exactly. a lot of people say there is no so bad because there silverlining to everything and carly is always the optimist, but if you need silver linings that are pretty much useless like i learned howty to bake ora >> i did learn how to bake. >> you could just go and find somebody that knows how to bake better than you and you can buy it. i learned how not to bake this year. i learned that i'm not good at it. in so many other things that
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people have tried, i learned ho to play guitar or i learned how to play guitar badly. >> i see that, trying new thing creates a potential for failure at. >> i learned how to speak spanish very poorly this year. >> that's on you because you onlyou go a certain amount of progress and then you say that' it. i'm like that with guitar and with languages. >> but not with love. l go the whole 9 yards 50 get on t that note. >> next segment. >> what was the best thing to happen to you in 2020? we will tell you ours next. ♪ your journey requires liberty mutual. they customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. wow. that will save me lots of money. this game's boring. only pay for what you need.
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things that are normal, securit is tight and the ball drop and confetti will fall and we will all catch 202020 in about 30 minutes. >> now back to the show for all your headlines logon to foxnews .com. here watching the most powerful name in news fox news channel. happy new year. >> this year we had all the tim in the world to reflect, so wha were your personal highlights i 2020? did you spend more time with family? may be you learned a new skill or had a life-changing epiphany? i bought a gun and a truck. and i had my tattoo is skeet eldridge remove freight if you have to ask why and then you don't know skeet. may be my highpoint was sharing my love of aviation with my bes friend, larry.
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♪ >> it's painful having to explain who he is to catbird he was supposed to be the next johnny depp, but it didn't turn out that way. as he got older he started looking lessss like johnny depp and more like johnny. >> rocket. >> cat, you had a best personal moment brickey i got engaged right for anybody it's but for me it's astounding. we also, we got a dog. we got a dog. little carl. we have a picture of little car because i did a birthday photo shoot.
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there is little carl. >> it looks like you're doing the thing that women do with he babies. that six ingenious bear too. >> that's after i gave birth to little carl brady of b the most adorable puppy or the most hideous baby. you should tell people, is that a french bulldog? >> that's my baby. he's got a hair problem. select one of those circus geeks . adorable dog, an adorable dog. to get you keep a hospital smoc around the house? >> i ordered it ahead of time. >> everybody does it with their babies? >> acceptor and an actual hospital. >> that's just a small little. >> let me have my moment baruch could you deserve it. >> childless at 32. >> tyrus, what was your big moment of 2020? >> there were so many of them. i got to spend a lot of time with my family.
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>> a specific. >> i got my first comic lead in a movie. a and i'm a proud landowner in montana. oak, i didn't die. >> mead too. >> neither did my cat. >> there is a great stats that if you make it through this year , you're more than likely lead to make it through the nex year. >> that is the silverlining. because think about it, if you died this year you wouldn't mak it to the next year. that's an actual statistic they said if you make it through the 60s you're more likely to make it through the 70s in terms of age, it's like of course, i wil you got married to press. >> i did, that would be my most memorable moment normally. still in the honeymoon phase.
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>> oh my gosh. >> i must say that very memorable was the advice that greg gave to me at bow dating.in >> what did i say? get. >> all or remember as i wrote i all down and i did the exact opposite and it worked. i got married. >> that was a great segment. >> it was like a half-hour of you giving me advice. >> they had the priesthood and was telling him how it's going to be different out there with all the women and staff in time of change. i thought i gave great advice. >> it works. it was like within a matter of r weeks you were married at big r should become a matchmaker. carly? >> a bit of a slow year, but i cooked my first turkey for thanksgiving. >> wow. >> there it is. and i thought it was going to b a lot harder than it actually was great it turned out well.
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i got my first christmas tree, my apartment is very small. i have this vision of it gettin really big and then having an actual giant tree in my apartment. ap the ceilingout of . and also, i went to jackson hole , wyoming and i haven't spent a lot of time in that par of the country, that's me and m husband, so tyrus, i'm so jealous of your land in montana. >> those are my highlights. >> joe, montana was standing outside my apartment last year. >> and no it's not the same thing. i was a huge 49ers fan i went u there and he totally blew me of so i e-mailed randy because he is a friend of mine and he said jokingly that way. my story that needs to be told, jonathan. i became a gun owner for the
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♪ >> some say blessing, others a curse, as 2020 made you better or worse? maybe it's too soon to tell, bu it was probably a mistake to sell my facemask business. i didn't see a market for that stuff. anyway, if you're feeling worse for the wearar, a website has
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listed to help you turn things around in 2021. here are the tips come at reduced time on social media, i haven't heard that one before, waking up earlier, learning new skills. breaking new ground, and finally , buying my book. i added that because out withou my books, this list is meaningless. you could also take a relaxing bath like my roommate, scott. ♪ >> this is an interesting question because we never get a chance to ask if we are a bette person or a worse person after period of time. you know what i mean, jonathan? we don't do that, so are you a better or worse person after 2020? i think i realize because i am married now i have the potentia of being a better person.
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i'm not there yet, i spent much of my life getting advice and even of my new career executive coaching, i'm giving advice, bu it turns out your wife doesn't want to hear your advice, i jus learned that, and i've learned that she actually gives good advice and i've learned that better for me when i take that advice, so i have great hope for this next year. >> you should be working on a screenplay treatment on your life as leaving the priesthood and finding out you're serving higher beinghe who is your wife. >> that's a good idea. >> tyrus is like whatever. >> are you a better or worse person? get a think it's a 50/50 split i'm better at some things in better with my family and stuff butt i become really judgmental like i have joined the old ladies in the grocery store. look at her. she didn't wash her hands.
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>> so true. could get the neighbors, there' five people in the n front yard. selfish. iv comeback i. >> everybody, it is something inside all humans that you just get an opportunity to be judgmental. >> it's reality tv. >> i didn't have this letter. >> cat, are you a better or worse person? >> and becoming a better person with every passing moment. him in the workplace so i'm not going to diminish my own value. >> 's are you doing this in cas anybody is watching you at fox? >> my only weakness is i just cared too much.. >> i echo cats. i don't think i have changed al that f much. >> i guess i'm a little more grateful. i never thought i would be in a situation where you'd possibly run out of toilet paper.
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>> i don't know if i'm better o worse. >> just being in a profession, i've got to be honest, media is a profession that actually does better when people aren't doing well.tu that is a very sober and interesting sad thought that i should get out of my head because g now i'm feeling bad b i lost 40 pounds. i am less of a person. i'm not better or worse, i am less of a person. >> it's true. up next commit new year's resolution. ♪
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♪ >> resolutions, did you do it, or just say screw it?yo that was they tease. that's okay. screw it, every year shows the
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segments on resolutions. you can't do any real news because it gets old really fast. instead, you get evergreen topics which can hold for a wee at a time like a story on resolutions. okay, resolutions. their hardok to stick too. certainly harder thanan sitting a couch covered in doritos dust. new research shows they keys to keeping a resolution as how you phrase it. there is a twist on this story saying i will try to do something that is better than i will avoid. in the new year i will try to start pronouncing microwave thi way. i need a bit of milk low-fat that i've warmed in the microwave. >> i believe she is sober.gh >> tyrus, do you have resolution ?
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>> the last time i did this i said i would eat more apples an i successfully completed that task so much so that now cosmic crisp is now sending me free apples, so i'm going to keep th apple party going so i will continue to eat for it. >> apples are almost the perfec food, right? they come in their own packaging , you can put them in your pocket you just wipe it an eat it right it's got some seed in the middle so you can plant more trees if you run out of apples.ou it's an all in one package. i don't think anybody's ever pointed this out about apples, think i'm the first person to stumble upon it. >> it's hard to get them outspread. >> it's like .four times during the show you have something stuck in your head. >> exactly. the way to complete resolution is to rephrase it and it's supposed to be i will start to
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do. that's an easy resolution but all you have to do is start. i will start to lose weight. and then you just i fulfilled that resolution, i'm done. >> i think it's kind of a snowflake type of.on >> getting critical in my old age. >> you know,. >> she knows i'm on it, she's definitely not going to watch this. i am going to write down things that i think she would think that would be important for me to improve upon and i guess that's the value of marriage, right? aryou help the other person improve. because i'm not going to tell her that i'm doing this.'m these are the things that i think she would be in improvement.o
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i'm going to start to do those. >> i said i'm going to eat apples and you're going to hono your wife,, thanks, man. it's going to be a long night a my house. >> resolutions? >> i'm not big on resolutions although a recurring resolution and i can never do it is remembering peoples names. i want to get better at that. i don't think there's a place where they can give themselves pass and not make a resolution. go with the bare minimum commit we've all been through a lot. >> that's a good point. >> do you find this topic? >> it's not that i can't think of ways to improve myself, it's i alwaysys do commit that littl voice in my head telling me i'm not good enough, every day of every year.
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>> i'm going to wake up every morning, i'm going to start every morning by meditating how i could be the best employee at fox news then i was the day before that. >> okay, can i change my answers ? i'm doing apples and everybody' having life moment spread. >> mind is don't get fat, lose weight, the only thing in your head is gaining it back. a hate that. >> go get an expensive suit or not even make it to measure and say i'm not going to get fat because i want to be able to fi into this suit. >> we planted trees and make it almost and whether it will be all myit wishes and dreams i'm going to work really hard in a licorice tree for my daughter.
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>> i think your new year's resolution should be you're going to work a lot more. you're going to stay longer at the office. come in on weekends.. >> i want to go to a third worl country and make it a second world country, that's what i'm going to do. >> that's very impressive. >> usually probably going to californiath. >> that's where i was thinking. >> a toast to the new year next. don't go anywhere. did you know you can go to libertymutual.com to customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need? really? i didn't-- aah! ok. i'm on vibrate. aaah! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪
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♪ >> greg: not much time left in the show or the year. so, let's end up on a toast. we found ourselves stuck at home with nothing much to do. 2020 was a tough year, the happy
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times were few. we worried for our loved ones, we stayed in separate rooms. we work from home and sweatpants, and learned to meet on zoom. dining out, no haircuts, nothing on the silver screen, we wore our masks and hunkered down, and wished for a vaccine. we thank our first responders, a brutal year to cope, and now at last we look ahead and fill ourselves with hope. from all of us, we wish you joy, good fortune, and some wealth. most of all, we wish you peace, and covid free good health. to better days and back to normal, let us raise a glass. good riddance, 2020, we kick your sorry -- cheers, everybody! >> cheers! >> greg: i want to thank jonathan morris, carley shimkus, kat timpf, and tyrus. i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america!
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♪ ♪ >> lawrence: hello, everybody, i'm lawrence jones along with dagen mcdowell, lisa boothe, jessica tarlov, and sean duffey. it's new year's eve in new york city and to this as "of the five. we are finally saying goodbye to what many think is one of the worst years ever. lucky people all across the world are getting their 2021 on and bringing in the new year in places like new zealand, australia, japan. but we're still counting down in america. let's go to my good friend lauren standing by where things look a little different. hey, lauren.

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