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i'm jeannine pirro advocating for truth justice and the american way. justice has been served. i will see you next saturday night. greg gutfeld is next. greg: i know what you are thinking. is this a new show because isn't that what gregoire on new year's eve? yes, it is. i'm just too lazy. i didn't want to change my clothes. we finally turned the page on the brutal year that was 2020. like me you might still be hung over but tonight we look ahead to 2021. stories, people and events that could have a huge impact in the months ahead. personally i'm hoping this year could be as good as 1989. you had the fall of the berlin wall, the debut of the simpsons,
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rookie martin finally leaping over a solo career. it was about time. too much talent for that and. considering the big events 2021 could have in store we might as well start with the big one. will president trump announced he is officially in for 2024? maybe they will do it on inauguration day. maybe he waits a few months or a year or two. that will give us time to catch up on the british baking show. or by chance fruitcake on the shirt and better paid for in 10 voters would like him to run again so he's off to good start. that's 40% of idea my math correctly and the media can't ignore it and matter how much they claim they will. deep down everyone can't wait to start talking about the rematch. maybe we could start right now. sound like a plan, jake?
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i will take that as a yes but first let's welcome our guests. he gives the press much needed stress. the hill media reported "fox news" contributor joe. he writer comedian host michael loftus. she is cranky and lanky but far from skanky. and our self-reliance supergiant my masses sidekick and fought nation host tyrus. i'm glad you got dressed up for this. what goodwill stores to g. rollout of? >> it's in farmingdale. >> we go you covered. where do you see this headed in
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2021? >> in 2021 i hope these on the campaign trail. here's what i want on inauguration day. i want a scorched earth policy that i want ufos this was rigged i've got proof. i will be in mar-a-lago when you need me. greg: that would be awesome. joe york in the media unlike knee. is there anyway basically donald trump's a drug for the media. no get enough of it in joe is like the anti-drug. actually he's more like ambien. the biden drug. >> a 2024 campaign will begin on inauguration day. they will do a rally across the street from the biden inauguration it will probably draw more people in the process. if you think trump is gone your
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gop established personal marco rubio on that romney u. r. i i don't know nikki haley. eight in 10 trump supporters want him to run again. the same hate did with the k-6 and he will dominate media once again therefore he gets the nomination. it will almost be like a primary and primary is not a word but that would not go well. greg: i'm trying to think of an analogy for that. let's say you want to go to the prom with this guy, right and your only competition is this other who's in a relationship and you are like i think i've got a chance but then she breaks up with the guy and now the guy picks her. that's exactly what happened to nikki haley and marco rubio. >> yes. i don't like to talk election. we just got done with an election.
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it's the worst. election time is the worst for me. >> imagine you are at the prom. >> it's like the olympics. remember when the olympics river were for it for years and they decided to alternate them every two years in the summer and winter? i hated that. he was too much. everything is speeding up. >> no matter what happens if you're not a republican or democrat one side is happy in parting and the other side is said and you're sitting there by yourself and your upset about the system and nobody wants to hear that. i can tell by your reactions now. why do i have to do this right now? i'm on the side of freedom. greg: there you go. >> against the government. greg: ewart definitely not a democrat.
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>> i'm certainly not. greg: you are an anarchist. >> i'm a libertarian so i can keep his job. greg: all right tyrus do you think he will pick a different vp? >> i think it's going to be the new apprentice to see who is going to be the vp and with mike pence it still me, i'm your guy right? in the meantime i believe we both agree we have an extra spot on our podcast it will be tt anteemack referring to president trump and tim finn tyrus when he figures it out. coming out of a rocky and rough relationship very codependent so we need to give them time to breathe. i'll think you once did jump into another relationship because he still has to deal with letting go. that's not over. literally he will be at mar-a-lago and there'll be "cnn"
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with giant ghetto blasters playing love songs like we are not done yet in the rain. greg: you will see a shadow but is back will be turned. you can't acknowledge him that the media needs him to do something. greg: i have a theory because i believe that this is a positive thing for the country in the sense that think of everything you got from trump from the spaceport to the vaccine to north korea and the middle east. if the president got one of those in eight years it would be enough but he packed all the stuff in it for years. everybody said he'll get tired of waiting. we need a little bit of a break. >> i can't wait to get that vaccine. greg: my point is we can't be selfish with trump. he gave us 12 years of a presidency packed into four.
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we know this so it's okay to say we will take a break with sleepy joe. we can take a break and we will be ready in 2024. >> this is where i disagree with you. we are not going to take a break for the one thing trump did was people know what's going on. people are looking at, people are looking at what is my congressman doing and what is going on? people are bald and that's not going to stop. they are going to challenge thing so he started a really little call it the awake because wouk is ruined. people are way too politics in the watch it like their favorite foods all came in some cases like their religion. that is change things so we will see in biden's first 100 days putting up smoke screens behind the scenes and backend deals. he's going to have to be as transparent as president trump was then they won't need.
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>> he's not going away but people won't feel the say while that wasn't very presidential. that is gone now. >> that raises the bar of getting things done. it's like wow i i wonder what happened if america had a president who actually worked and the results have been spectacular. >> nobody's giving him credit for the vaccine but back when he had won this year they were like that would take a miracle. they know it's an amazing accomplishment or just because they aren't saying anything now they said that when they mocked him. >> the side effects you know. >> i'm okay with getting the vaccine credit put away worse things to my body. jungle juice parties in college. you know what's in that? >> if you had jungle juice and college he probably can't get the vaccine.
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greg: i don't even know what jungle juice is. >> nobody knows and that's what makes it special. greg: to your point for was a tyrus, there's a lot of good stuff going on at the same time. basically he's red tailed america so you look at the experts and the media differently. you look at government differently and politics because he went like this took the screen and just went like that and showed everybody into your point it was because he wanted to do his job but when he showed up for work he doesn't understand why people do all these lunches. hey we are all going to lunch and we are going to sit there and have lunch and where all going to leave the 4:00. i have to do a vote and he is so the opposite of work. case in .6 months to do this new covid plan and it was like that was during an emergency.
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they didn't read [bleep] government didn't even change their time schedule during an emergency. it was horrible. it's terrifying the way the elite class looks at us and the latest stimulus bill. i know you have 1200 bucks in april so how about another 600? pay a bill. >> he has no idea what anything costs. how much does no cost, $35? >> they are freezer is bigger then my -- but to quote another gg gordon gekko said that. greg: when i used to work in publishing lunch was like a big deal but if he really wanted to work why do you need a break quick to come to work and you are there from nine to 12.
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okay everybody. let's sit out for an hour. i've got to sit down. whoa fouled a tough one. i understand if you have to run errands. that's a different thing but in our that's not what people do in new york. they just go to lunch. >> lunch is a great place not to do anything. we will reconvene let's say next week and meanwhile everyone in america can pay their rent. greg: at the lunch goes bad the rest of your days trying to accommodate come i can't really work. lunch was horrible. i can't concentrate. >> it's a liquid lunch with jungle juice and we don't even know what's in jungle juice. greg: all right, don't go anywhere. up next why are so many people ditching california for the lone
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greg: are they trying to warn you as they leave california? smart tag i elon musk the second richest guy in the world you know. i'm number one. he decided to pack his bag and
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moved from l.a. to texas. why not? he's already testing is a rocket engines their protectives has no personal income tax. why am i here new york lord? california has the highest in the nation plus the keizo in texas is amazing and elon is nearly one. hewlett-packard and oracle is leaving california and packard left in august not to mention the countless californians and new yorkers forced to work from home last year who realized they could work anywhere why stay there? austin, phoenix nashville, tampa, that's in florida. a big info this year according to research by linkedin. they get their e-mails all the time. i never respond anyway hartford connecticut new york city san francisco and chicago so the biggest exodus. i wish i could inspire my neighbor jerry. the guy won't even leave his
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house. that was kind of a letdown but i expected something better. >> kids fall, puppies don't ball. greg: mailing it in. this is what happens at the end of the year. should being caught tire country move to texas? >> a outstanding idea. greg: there's a lot of space in both states pretty good fit all of united states in texas and california but it would ruin the state. mess with texas. think about leaving california. why would you leave california and you have wildfires smog traffic and no mass transit the 10 patient t-1 and your leaders are newsom pelosi and michael
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avenatti swalwell and dashed. >> why are we in new york? new york instead of the beach and all the bad stuff and no beach. greg: what you are bringing up is the cognitive illusion of the pro and con lists. i'm going to leave california pros and cons listed all the cons which were government taxes, gun laws politicians but the pro-is the beach. they aren't weighted. if you are rich the beach outweighs all of the cons of the con lists for california you could list 20 other cons but if the pro-is beach you are going to have a bunch of rich people saying i'll just stay here and pay my taxes. >> all the restaurants in the places you can go.
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everything is closing. you'd pay a huge amount of money to live in a small place where you can't go anywhere else and you have the governor who doesn't care closing down the indoor dining with a 1.4% infection rate. i'd rather. >> in the summer you have the beach. >> a few hours away. greg: it's only 2.5 hours and maybe three hours. >> i have to find someone who will allow me to come to their place in the hamptons. greg: there a lot of people in their 70s that would. >> i hate to disagree with my cocaptain but you have to put the beach on the negative side. i grew up in california. the beach now if you can run in this sand without stepping on the needle to get the water and
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then you have to worry about the mass sewage in the water and the runoffs from the hospitals and you want to go to venice beach for the weekend you have to deal with the most outrageous homeless situation in california. it's unreal and it is an ugly place right now to be in and you have to deal with a hypocritical government officials who are packing all these rules but not falling any of them themselves. there's really no -- by the time you get to the beach you can afford a taxi to get home. greg: you know it drives me crazy, when you go to texas everybody is happy. you used to be able to travel and i'd do a show in texas. everybody is like yeah this place is pretty great. c elon musk oracle hewlett packard have to be very careful. they need to hire people from texas. >> all the morons from
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california let's do it again here in texas. come and live in texas. greg: a little show that's on the daytime i said if you're going to coming up to sign a deal. you were going to say something disgusting. you can't bring your lousy ideas. that's a contract with the state that if you move to say texas or florida you can't ring your corrosive tax ideas and destroy the state. starts with taxes because then they get the money for the crazy programs than they never help the homeless. they take the money from other boondoggles and you end up with california. the reason i don't like delhi aching about new york is because everybody cares. our audience is like that's your problem. you live in new york. this is where our industry is. what was the other thing is going to say? this is what kills me. what does that tell you when a
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futurist leaves your state? >> that it's time to go. greg: elon musk's been in front of every trend. do you know how many tunnels for the boring company because that's the only way to get around traffic is to get underneath. this is the guy that thinks in the future and when he looks around and he goes i'm out of here, he's like in a bar. he set a bar where he's about to get into a massive fight and it's like keep the change. i'm gone. i would read super like when it's a futurist, tried to overstate this. >> what has is saying that he's trying to leave the planet and is trying to go to mars? greg: that trump's my idea but
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that's absolutely right. he understands it. he might not make it in time to leave the planet but he's going to figure out a way to get somewhere that is in california. more diapers and 2021?
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log onto foxnews.com. enjoy your night. greg: and now a fresh supply of news from the sky. airline travelers can expect changes in 2021.
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from new rules about emotional support animals safety regulations for flight attendants and at-home covid teo for the industry's campaign to get back on the plane. transportation department now says only dogs can fly as service animals. no more peacocks snakes are in my case the star colin firth. he's my therapy animal. keeping him in a cage. meanwhile several airlines are for and free flight covid test for around 120 bucks complete the test at home and get results in 48 hours. i hope it comes with a bag of peanuts. i know i do. last week china's aviation authority recommends wide attendants wear diapers. flight attendants wear diapers to avoid infection risk when going to the lavatory which sounds like and smells like you
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to but i guess it could be worse like bare feet creeping up your arm worse. i can recognize people by their feet. that was justin bieber. you know kat you have a problem with this therapy animal thing because you believe that well you are completely wrong. you believe cats are emotional support animals. >> i have a cat and i have a dog. but the cat is my emotional support animal. 10.5 years and this cat snuggles me through the trauma and you know what he's not only with me. he loves me and someone else. he tries to be a body and ignores them he claws them in
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the face. my dog will coddle with anybody. every guide data they might 20th so i needed that emotional support. the cat is there for me and only me. i love you. it's my emotional support. he goes in the kitty backpack michael. >> when i was getting ready for this story i saw that people were using other people for support. how awkward is that when you have to tell them hey connie you have to wear this caller. greg: many people are into that. >> they are is love around everywhere. greg: what michael is saying is absolutely right are the reason dogs are good around people and cats are only good around one person, their owner.
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>> you keep it in a backpack. greg: you are getting a cat to travel with you not assure support it so you can take it with you. >> that's what we do with scorpions. the whole service dog thing was being abused. it's freshman year that one liquor store bar that you could get into. it's like okay no one is asking for any i.d. or can i see your service dog papers and personally with my dog who looks like a stuffed animal and likes to play with beards i could get him in anywhere. we have them on the screen right now. that's chase 11 years old and the deer is on the right. he goes in for a sniff here. greg: you trained your dog he's so adorable. the deer comes in your garden you shoot it in the head. a disney movie that hasn't been made yet. the deer in my dog.
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just so you know joe that's a experiment. >> they are could result in some sort of a virus. >> he's loves everybody. i learned that the hard way. >> your dog's ancestors are rolling over in their graves right now. you bite the neck and you rollover and everyone eats and everyone's happy. >> every other deer would run away. >> i worked closely with kat so i'm just going to let her have that. i feel like it's just a plane right folks. up. get a hug on the other side. greg: i can see panic attacks on planes. you have to kind of. >> you have to do it because you are harassed her on the plane predicted the fly with the
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one-time and you took most of the time trying to take a picture of me in the chair. >> were your shoes off? >> no. that was the one thing but wearing a diaper? i'll just take my chances. you are telling us there's nothing to worry about. should we all be wearing diapers? i know any travel on flights you never take your shoes off because that's a good way to transfer the flu and whatever's on the floor in the bathroom because the bathroom is disgusting so you should never take your shoes off on the airplane but a diaper? >> i'm not a mother but i've heard diapers need to be changed. greg: this is an airline. >> this is the airline telling their employees. greg: i thought this was a stupid rumor so i had to check.
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it was from there web site or e-mail. here's the thing that will always perplexed me. i enjoy flying and i love the people to work in the industry but innovation is not what they are known for. we are still flying in planes that are 40 and 50 years old. the planes are still going at the same speed. do you think about computer speed every three years computer. >> double or triple. we are going slower. we have the concord. we did 1500 miles an hour now we gove for 50 or 500. it's an industry that will not innovate because they have hit their limit. >> you don't even get food anymore. greg: up next what country wants to create an army of super
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soldiers? hope it's not south norway or
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(soft music) first night here. but amy seems cool. what do you think? hmmm.
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mr. rogers said, "look for the helpers! you can always find people who are helping." thank you to all the first responders who put their lives in danger to help us when my brothers and sisters need them. we look out for the helpers, because they look out for us. thank you, first responders! thank you, first responders! love you! be safe, look after yourself and look after one another.
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greg: france's military ethics committee has developed bionic soldiers. the current plan is included. hand surgeries brain implants improve cognition and drugs that will help soldiers stay calm even in the event they are captured to committee promises the technology want one affair with the soldiers humanity. i have to wonder if those drugs will affect how to use the bathroom. one time i had too much coffee and a camping trip in this happened. they didn't have any toilet paper. we keep hearing about this tire
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is. i wonder is it necessary how do we evolve? are we a peaceful world? i said that without even believing it. >> if it was any other country i would be a little nervous but you know france isn't synonymous with a never give up, never surrender we are the first ones in there, we are leading the way on the fight. i think this is another ploy to not get involved in these things. our technology is not there yet guys so we can't go to iraq and help out. >> we just put the implants and that we just aren't sure what's going to happen so as much as we would love to be there and when we get there, we are there, we will just let everyone else do it and stay back here and keep working on her ionic soldiers. it's not like literally we are
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going to increase hearing. greg: what is the point? >> it's not that. greg: kat this like what is that? >> i'm trying to figure out if breast implants count. greg: a gun pops out of the hit plan. >> i don't plan on going to war or france. greg: the question that a lot of innovation we use everyday comes from space or war or the media industry. >> it's like spin's? they give them that next? you should already be doing that. the brain implant? i'll do a brain implant. why not? greg: this is your brain implant. you don't have to think about anything. to put it in your head is stupid.
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carry it around. >> if you have an implant in your head you can't lose it. zero kawhi forgot to charge it. >> the soldier goes crazy. >> i was bummed out when i saw this story. i heard french army bionics and i was thinking they will have the terminator. come with me if you want to look at paintings. >> what about botox? greg: to be less, to have no expression might get good thing if your soldier. >> if i could get free plastic surgery maybe it's a good thing. greg: the funny thing is we were giving our soldiers drugs all the time. it was in vietnam. >> in germany the in world war ii the french were totally deprived. they can't come that far that
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fast. that was the whole premise. greg: we have 30% of every story. it was world war ii. it's world war ii and they made it a country and then they wanted to work on your toaster. here is my theory joe. the nature of war has evolved. i think drugs have something to do with it. he has these trade wars and china which is basically at war and space on the internet in taking control of our grid. the definition of war has expanded so we are not throwing bodies at each other. what is the word, we are happy. you have such a low overhead. i could hack a billion times.
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that is not me sending people to die but at the end of the day if i win. >> that's the thing and i have my luggage. what's the old saying it's not bombs and bullets but bits and bytes or with viruses perhaps. their different ways but the whole boardgame thing of marching into siam i think was the key risk that's not going to happen any more. as for the bionic french thing we developed this years ago in the u.s.. it's not actually real. he is bionic. greg: you didn't even pronounce his name correctly. >> we have devolved and wondered what pete's last name should sound like. up next the greatest hero 2020
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craig: is the one thing i can't wait to see more of this year, paw patrol. also american heroes. look at him for the guy raise
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more than $21 million to help unemployed restaurant workers during the pandemic through his restaurant employee relief fund he was able to help people in every single state could talk about coming through and he didn't stop there. look at that he also made his famous trashcan notches available for delivery in an at-home meal kit. before you could only get them at his restaurant. they even come with a mini-trashcan like the one i used to live and prefer more let's go live to our notch a correspondent trevor who just got his first cam of them. i wish i was that happy when i threw up. who has strong thoughts about guys very? >> he's he did a great job and i
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really like when people don't complain and take action and do something. he did an awesome thing. greg: and the people that don't like him are career complainers. they jeff: fun of him because he's popular and this is a class distinction that we see a lot in our lives. with trump and people like him and anybody who is quote popular. >> i think it's awesome. if you do more than congress it's good and people should do things better than congress. we go with congress's ideas not because they are the best ideas but if we don't listen we could go to jail. >> that is true and the nachos that's the big deal. that the elephant in the room. you can get those at home now. greg: the elephant nachos in the room. what do you think tyrus?
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>> i think he is the nominal but i have to say it. i have to say it. you get peace in the middle east, you get a vaccine in record time, i think you kind of have to give it to him. i know they are going to hate it the reluctant hero but here's president trump. any one thing by itself in one term is phenomenal and the fact that he was able to do that and bring it to the discussion table and not having a war was nice. but, but he did give national champions a whole spread burgers and chicken sandwiches and he's not a frayed. i'm sure he he has nachos on the list but i feel like troops coming home peace in the middle east vaccine dram a pandemic.
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>> record time. greg: i go back to my pro in calm lists. on one side you have vaccine to middle east peace plan put down their side you have trashcan notches and you can't compare them. >> lets slow it down. >> here we go guy fieri you are the man of the year. >> peace in the middle east, vaccines. greg: i'm with you on that one. joe d think we will see more celebrities like guy fieri stepping up? greg: i'm going to help more people. i help people by doing this show. read my book and get help for $23.95. guy fieri is the opposite of twitter.
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twitter is airing grievances. people complain about stuff but don't do anything. senator once said we are a nation of whiners and he got a lot of flak or that. he was prophetic. >> guy fieri understands we are doing something and not just writing a check. greg: we hear the whiners but we don't hear the people like guy fieri and the people we get it done which i think is a phrase. but the point is you don't hear the people that are doing the work. we are a nation of non-whiners and whiners. i think it's down the middle right kat? >> i have been known to wine from time to time. like i said i think it's great when people do something especially if you are someone who has millions of dollars and you have that influence and the
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president isn't doing something. well you do something. >> it's like aoc. pelosi and schumer should be gone. greg: she is right though. >> a less congress can do the better. congress is convening. great, good. greg: we can do more and we will do more in our next
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five blades and a pivotingglide flexball designed to get virtually every hair on the first stroke, while washing away dirt and oil. so you're ready for the day with a clean shave and a clean face. greg: time for two. that one of her and to know about my standup special on fox nation this month, their exciting and i'd like to thank the french army further by panic soldiers. greg: exactly. they haven't gone to g. better.com go there now and you
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can see me giving personal advised. they are strange things going on at my house. she got her.com. thanks joe concha and rick larsen thanks for watching this special episode of "life, liberty & levin" in honor of the late great walter williams. [♪] dan: happy new year, welcome to "watters' world." i'm dan bongino in for jesse watters. the control of the senate hangs in the bam in one state, georgia. no candidate got more than 50% of the vote on november 3. here is senator perdue. >> kelly loeffler and i are leaving it alln e

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