the last thing you'll need... is a road. the chevy silverado trail boss. ready to off-road, right from the factory. don't forget i'm on cameo and i don't forget i'm on cameo and i greg: we should all be disgusted by bad behavior and anyone watching this show knows it when they see it. acts of destruction, violence, mob action, you know it's wrong. were you horrified by this summer's riots. it's why when you saw the ugliness in the capitol building you felt really gross. we can do better. we believe in the rule of law. we aren't like them, we aren't antifa, we aren't the rioters and looters the media intentionally misidentifies and excuses. we should never become that.

we're the ports against that storm not the storm itself. sure, you could be sympathetic to a cause, but you can't sacrifice the high ground. you must condemn the mobbery of wednesday for two reasons. one, it's despicable. two, excusing it means you can also excuse the rabble that you aren't sympathetic for. you don't need to listen to any of the tv hypocrites. don't take moral lectures from one whanyone who used the phrase mostly peaceful when describing riots. we heard a lot about the capitol as a sacred place. to a guy who puts his life into a small business, that's pretty sacred too. so it's about consistency and hypocrisy. here's how some of the media covered wednesday's ugliness. >>ve what would i do if black lives matter dropped 30,000 black people on the nation's

capitol and laid siege to the seat of power. >> nobody was ready. >> or of was it okay because they are white? >> i don't think this would have happened with black lives matters protesters. >> if these insurrectionists were black they would have been shot in the face. >> the capitol building was invaded. by a violentverrun mob. >>.greg: i think somebody was actually shot to death. fine. but this is how the media should have covered the relentless mayhem in the summer. that would have put us all on the sameld page now. we can't pick and choose our thugs. today, we have a media describing this event as the worst thing ever. as if the rampaging of police departments, the burning of private property, the targeting of cops by maniacs was just summer fun in the hot weather. it's because the perps were on their political side, hence the one sided coverage. i hearde one pundit say even the republicans are outraged over

this behavior in o the capitol. yes, that's because they're republicans. you know how they are. they get outraged by bad behavior. republicans embrace order. especially law and order. it's why they condemn the summer's destruction and do so now. so pointing out the republicans are consistently pissed off about this stuff just illustrates how the other side didn't in cities that were in flames. right, mr. media? >> i want to be clear on how i characterize this. this is a mostly -- it is not y generally speaking unruly. but fires have been started. greg: that never gets old. to recap, to remind you 0:the sanhow theyreacted. do you remember how this was portrayed in the media? do you remember what nancy pelosi said? >> i'm not a big let's see what we have in terms of monuments

and that. people will do what they do. greg: people do what they do. remember, these two clowns discussing the spike in diolence. >> democratic cities are in chaos right now. is this what you want from joe biden and they're going to take your country away and they're taking down the statues. >> crime is rising. defund police. >> oh, my gosh, it's so bad and he defunding police and -- greg: everything they mock was legitimate. back then, they didn't mind and neither did their peers when it got out of hand. >> you call people mobs because they are exercising their constitutional right. it's just beyond the pale. >> we've seen peaceful protests across the country throughout the day. >> show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful. i can show you that outraged citizens are the ones who made america what she is and led to any major milestones. whether you want to talk about antifa or o black lives matter r any of the groups that assembled

that day to fight against neo-nazis, you make a moral equivalent between those actions, you're making a mistake. of all demonstrations connected to black lives matter movement demonstrators have not engaged in violence. >> the assumption is two things are one thing, that the protests are fueling the violence. but that is a lazy assumption. greg: you had leaders add vo advocating for confrontation. >> ifad you see anybody from tt cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd and you put -- you tell them they're not welcome. greg: let's not forget the political extortion. it was used as a threat to anything that trump did, right, ted? >> the president does go ahead and fire robert mueller, we

would have people take to the streets, i believe there would be widespread civil unrest because americans understand that the rule of law is paramount and -- >> you think there would be civil unrest, widespread civil unrest? >> i do. i think you're going to have protests and marchs and rallies and sit-ins, i believe americans would not stand for the firing of robert mueller. greg: the firing of robert mueller. okay. if there's was admired unrest iy the streets when trump won in 2016, do you think would have been escalated if trump was reelected after four years of media driven hysteria? hell no. we boarded up the country in case trump won. not the reverse. so spare me the cries of what about-ism. that's all history is. to show you the mistakes of fools who prefer that you forget them.. the left hates what about-ism because their past is rife with error. we know what happened wednesday was wrong, very wrong, just like we also know that many of today's yo outraged voices

dismissed mayhem months before. some bailed the marra uders out of jail. .the media won't have the desire to do the responsible thing and ewonder how this happened. they made an industry out of division and anger. theif the media is a civic institution as they claim, shouldn't they be haven like ony -- behave like one? what if we didn't label half of america racist rubes. what if we took the concerns of those suspicious of fraud seriously. would it have gotten this bad where people breached the capitol? i'm glad that the media is finally outraged by mob action. join the club. i'm sure it's for the right reasons. >> period. let's welcome tonight's guests. he can't face his problems because the problem is his face,

"fox & friends" co-host and host of the brian kilmeade show on fox newsradio, brian kilmeade. >> do i like my introduction? greg: that's a dee nelson special. fox business network anchor, taking taking. she puts on -- takingen mcdowell. host of kennedy on fox business network, kennedy. and highways have smaller shoulders than him, my massive side kick and nuf said on fox nation, tyrus. those were four for four intros. the best intros we've had in a while. i'm going to go with dagenoi first. you were subbing for maria. that means i didn't see you because i don't get up at u67 a.m. so i'm -- 6:00 a.m. i'm dying to know -- >> thanks. sorry to interrupt. greg: you have a show in the morning? >> not every day. it's not live. greg: who are you? i don't know who you are anymore. all right. i'm just interested in knowing

what's inside your head now. >> no, you don't. but i'll tell you what i think about the subject. the condemnation from the right, from republicans, from conservatives, was swift and forceful. over and over again, you heard find these people, arrest them, this is wrong. and if you cannot condemn violence in every instance, to say that is wrong, don't do that, this must stop, if you can't do that, which the left didn't do over the summer, something inside of you is broken. assuming that there's something inside to actually break. like a heart or a soul. but deep down, i think that some of these people in the media, in their steaming sacks of can santimony are a little "gleeful" that this happened because it makes them look okay that they

called trump supporters racist, red next, clinging to guns and bibles, deplorables. now these chatter boxes won't be sweating through their makeup. it saves them from a little embarrassment. now they can go we were right. greg: it's interesting, because you can almost -- it's like the chicken or the egg thing. is the action of the trump supporters creating the criticism or was it four years of criticism creating a frustration and rage. i won't go into that. i have another guest from -- it's called fox and family. >> the radio he show, it's on later when you break up. greg: you are the real brian kilmeade on the radio show. twe hold ourselves to the same standards that we hold others. i'm trying to hold the people that i'm similar p sympathetic , which is trump supporters. bad apples. let me get your thoughts. >> couple of things.

the trump people were saying that's not us. those aren't our guys, they're your guys. whether you like them or not, they're your guys. they were unsa unsavoy elements. there were enough there that said you deserve that. not only was it swift, it was authentic. authentic outrage 6789 while you were talking, and i read this online, lindsey graham was swarmed to the airport within hours. that along with ted wheeler, two very different people, spray painting nancy pelosi's ga raj j and mitch mcconnell's garage. if people don't rein this in, yesterday will be an after thought or whenever you see this show it will be an after thought. if this continues at this rate, if people don't ratchet doubt

the rhetoric, they're going to be personally responsible. my prediction on thursday is not coming through, they have yet to hit rock bottom. when you go into rehab, everything has to hit the end for things to change. when nancy pelosi decides to take free time and demand the 25th amendment and demand the impeachment of the president which is just fruitless, if you want to unify trump supporters again, you just did it. because now you're going to get a guy who has got 12 days left in office, or 10, depending when you watch the show, is now going to betc not impeached but is gog through you the process. we're in the middle of apl pandemic. they can't figure out how to give out vaccines. aren't you glad you asked me. greg: om yeah. glad to hear you learned something from rehab. kennedy. >> i had no idea you both had morning shows. greg: it's a morning show,th spelled mourn.

>> the whole thing made me really sad that what happened over the summer has now bled into another extreme and it's so easy for people to lose themselves and lose hold of their rational capacity and really give into something that is pretty awful. and that's how horrible things happen. if you talk to anyone who has been in combat, anyone who spent time in places like libya and afghanistan, they will tell you that this is what happens. things -- they turn on a dime. human nature disintegrates. i like to think we live in a country that's better than that, that we are a more diverse nation when we have respect for people who don't necessarily see eye to eye on the same issues. but that is falling apart and so now what has happened is we've created all of these gulfs and if you're on the other side, you are the enemy. it is palestinians versus

israelis and that is so counterproductive. it's so anti-american. so when i see that happening in the capitol and i see things falling apart like that, it makes me sad because i always want to look forward and i always want to say how -- where do welw go from here and how can we get better and the only solution i have right now is, other than talking about it with people on tv, is just trying to have a dialogue with my children and instill something in them so they have respect for other people and starting at that very micro level. greg: i can't have that s discussion with my children because they don't exist. all right. so where do we go from here? >> you know, i look at things and i find it sadly funny when i slook at what happened on wednesday because we're still not getting it. in the media and generally, how division -- how do you break up division? how do you stop this, right? we all basically just want to be

left alone, do our own thing. greg: right. >> and when you feel spit on, when you feel under-appreciated, when you are ground in, we can -- grouped in, we can all understand that. i as a black man, any time something happens, i remember as a kid saying please don't be black because it's going to affect all of us. we're all going to get blamed for it. we wear our hats backwards and we're all criminals. we all hate that. before it was broken down by skin, it was easy to look at somebody, throw on stereotypes. now it's not that personal, your belief system, what policy that you agree with, whether you want less taxes y or more taxes, dictates whether you are an actual human being with feelings that need to be respected and heard and not hurt or a monster or a loser or a dumb red neck. there was a ton of nicknames. we used to actually having behind our nicknames when we insulted each other but it was

all fair. >> when you looked at me ooh i was like ya -- at me, i was like yeah. >> yeah, i'm a red neck. h >> i feel bad that we still don't get it. the media still wants to make -- president trump's speech was horrible and stupid, straight up. that's not what you were going for. that's not what you were going for. that aside, we love to make the depick shudepiction that it's jt president trump, that he's this bad person. as soon as you realize that a lot of americans, 70 million plus americans see this guy as this man for the type of person they want to be, above the system, brash, no financial worries, tells it like it is, doesn't take a back seat to anyone. that is the american dream. you break it down, you just slow down for a minute and take all the tweets and bull out of the way, he represents a lot of people who have been stepped on going i want to be like that guy. greg: exactly. >> has nothing to do with anything else.

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greg: what will they do now that everything is blue? with georgia a state elected haraphael warnock and john ossof to the senate, the democrats will essentially have control of the executive branch and both houses which means biden's got a mandate. now he and the dems can get a maybe a waterslide that connects all branches of government or fussy navel fountain in the capitol rotunda. i saw f one at a wedding and it was great. it will likely be more regulations, more taxes and more gender neutral language. >> even in this chamber now and ever more, we ask i it in the ne of the monotheistic god, known by many faiths, a man and a woman. greg: this is going to be no fun at all. progressives are going to try to

get biden to pass their causes and they will use wednesday's events as fuel for the fire. biden may get pulled to the left faster than this. he's not going to catch up. all right. kennedy. is the apocalypse coming? >> apocalypse never shows up the way you think it's going to show up. greg: that is true. >> we always think it's going to be the progressives, we always think the squad is going oto come in and just fly in and confiscate your stuff. i was talking about my girls. explaining socialism to my children is so much fun, almost like shooting fish in a barrel. i say wouldch you like someone o come in and take your backpack? absolutely not. well, that's what socialism is. that's what's going to n happen withth this new administration. it's going to be the moderates.

of the senate runoff it was the four most unremarkable human being i've ever seen pitted against each other. greg: it was like the worst -- it was the worst group of leaders. i would like to take brian backpack's and see what's inside of it, the one that you carry around the office. >> why does it bother you? doesn't make sense that it tthers you. greg: there's a theory that those that were in power are no longer in power suddenly becomeg more moderate. do you buy it. >> joe manchin, they say he's not a true moderate. they brought up today joe biden gave a rivetting speech, i forgot all of them, he talked about the first thing he's going to do is put $2,000 in everyone's pocket. john manejoe manchin said i donk so. the first thing we should do is put a vaccine in everyone's arm.

there will be a lot of ---- he who has the most power in the republican party, rand paul. you never no know what he's goig to do. what do you think, tyrus? >> we saw a lot of this in the lat administration, senator collins, she's going to bail us out. greg: that's a good point. >> i thought she had us. we had lunch. we had -- you said you were outraged. yeah, but after i thought about it and had lunch with mitch we decided to go in this direction. that's how we're going to see it one or two. this is going to be way different and for fun for us, nightmare for you. you'll be up late at night trying to get all this stuff where we wing it. so we're good. you're going to have the socialists, the progressives, the moderates, the i don't knows

and the give me somethings all going, well, it's my party, here's how we're going to do it and the republicans will be like i don't know which one do we argue with. because this is whack land and you're going to watch a civil war inside of the civil war, like time out, we can't argue with republicans right now, we have to destroy each other and there's three groups so we're going to be busy for a while. so we're going to -- greg: dagen, do you think biden will grow a spine or is he going to roll -- i assume he's going to roll over. but i could be wrong. i've been wrong before, very rarely, though. >> no, because it takes -- rolling over takes very little effort. so yes, no spine. but want to point out with georgia, these are two far left candidates who won in georgia. not oregon. not new york. this is deep midnight blue. you don't need to make d.c. and

puerto rico states because all of these left wing rich liberals have moved to texas and nevada and florida. so ifd they can organize, they can put up candidates and electa more left wing democrats. but i just hate government in general. lazy, shiftless, lay-abouts, spending my money while i'm humping my a ass at work. that's my 20s with all the guys i dated, laying around, not doing anything, dipping into myt bank account while i'm hustling, literally, not figuratively. >> you don't want to get lost and end up at some strange woman's apartment. >> what would screw up this whole theory and conventional wisdom, if the republican party made an you authentic pitch for the african-americans.

>> that's what the autopsy was? after mitt romney lost. >> trump did great. he did better. we've got to move on. up next, why sweden is never bleak. up next why sweden is never two medical societies have strongly recommended to doctors

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greg: is she enjoying the glory of a stolen story? kamala harris really liked telling the tale from her childhood. >> when were you out there protesting? >> well, i was in a stroller. [laughter] >> i was in a stroller and so i was out there and in fact my mother used to tell a very funny story about i was -- she would say kamala, what do you want, i would say tweetem. greg: that's adorable. tell it again. >> there's a funny family story about how my mother's marching and this is back when strollers didn't really have armrests and seat belts and then i think it was my uncle freddy, looked down and looked in the stroller which was empty. [laughter] and he said where's kamala and apparently there left me a block behind. i had fallen out of the stroller

and then my mother tells a funny story about how one day -- i was fussing and so i'm fussing and fussing. it's much cuter when she would tell the story. she would look down and me and say kamala, what do you want and i looked back up and i said sweet carsweet. >>um.greg: we all wanted to her say swwetum. she put the story in her book. the problem is, it's similar to a story dr. martin luther king told in a story in 1965 in an interview with playboy magazine about a little black girl ngmarching in a demonstration, a cop asked what do you want, she feedem. harris' story sometimes expanded when she told it. speaking ofn uncomfortable

stretches, let's check in with stretch stevenson. >> don't dropst it, don't drop it. [laughter] greg: he has sexy -- >> he sure did. greg: tyrus, all right, are we all kind of guilty of something like that where we embellish stories? >> i think we've all stolen a line or two from mlk. when you're telling a good story, i think i earned the right, i'mli a pretty good story teller, things like time, facts, authenticity, speed bumps. you've got to get there. you've got to make it interesting, throw some frills on it. sure -- clearly, she said

fweedom with a w and the other girl said -- greg: f it's not plagiarism. >> is it bull? probably. but not plagiarism. greg: dagen, i'm convinced that as a child i had -- i looked at photos and like as a kid and then you thought you were actually at these places. >> i thought i could fly. i still think -- i thought i could fly. greg: that's a dragnet episode. >> or the flying nun. same era. >> why lift a story? just make one up. you could do better than that. greg: she's trying to out-biden biden. he's the king of the plagiarism. >> neil kinek. he borrows from somebody who was never the prime minister of britain. she could have been not in a stroller but she was fully walking on her own at 2.

she had already memorized mlk junior sermons and speeches because she was a genius. and she was learning the oboe because she already learned the claire netrnet. go big if you're going to makeee [bleep] up. greg: your whole life is make believe. that's not your real name. >> i'm going to go with it. a couple of things. this should have been the number one story of the week. the riot thing, i think we don't know her and she's getting a total pass on everything. that's the latest thing. joe biden made up a story that blew up in the '80s. remember that war story that totally turned out totally not to be true, it didn't matter. and the biggest story, the hunter biden thing which he never was actually asked and they were told it was inauthentic. turns out it is 100% true, worse than we could have imagined..

we're the only one interested in stories that actually are telling the truth or to seek out the truth in it. everybody else is just asking him questions that we don't care about. greg: up for contract renewal. >> that's a good point. the other thing, kamala harris hasn't spoken at all. the biggest surprise, she has almost been invisible since she got therp nomination. i thought it would be the object sit. >> you can use the courtesy laugh. greg: when i'm telling jokes -- [laughter] >> we've been through that. the one loud halfer laugher, bye three, you're like shut up. greg: two drinks in, it's bad. you call her phony. raren't all of these people trained to be phonies, aren't all the politicians supposed to have stories they make up. >> it's humanizing anecdotes, absolutely. that's what they're trained to do on the stump. my problem isn't with this story. i think she's a disingenuous

human being. my problem with kamala harris, she iss wrong on literally everyish shiewsm it's almost mathematically impossible. bernie sanders, yes, he's a socialist. he wants to take money. his economic ideas are the most flawed in history. >> he believes it. >> i prior yal appreciate whate has to say about surveillance. kamala harris, there's not one thing. she was horrible in california. black men were incar incarceratt higher rates when she was da. as attorney general she went enafter parents because their ks were truant. she wants to defund the police. it just sort of illustrates -- greg: deep one. we've got to go. we have so much more on the show my head's ex employing. -- exploding. remember the pandemic? yeah, it's still here.

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♪ greg: our social life on the shelf, we end up talking to ourselves. people who live alone have reported talking to themselves taduring the pandemic to cope wh the isolation. spending the better part of a year avoiding social gatherings and working remotely has left so many solo habitators longing for a chat. scientists say it's normal for us to talk to ourselves and becomes even more common when we get stressed like having conversations with our pets or mocreating an imaginary friend like mine. >> we are not friends. greg: you aren't real, clearly. >> i am cute. greg: the pandemic may be on the way out, but chatting with yourself doesn't have to be asay long as you understand what you're saying. >> [baby making noises]

[laughter] greg: i love drew carey. brian, try to keep your comments under six minutes. >> is that what it says on the page? greg: yeah. is this healthy? >> as a morning show guy i'm always talking to my c nobody else is up. i think it's healthy. we're all going crazy. we have to look back on this and we will find out what we smell like for the first timean and wt interests us. there's too much introspection and that's what the pandemic has caused. i examined myself and i came up empty. greg: that's how your doctor feels. dagen, i think talking to yourself is great. people leave you alone on the street. and number two, it's like you're working through problems. it's like working through math problems, like playing chess with yourself. >> i don't play chess. i play checkers. it's not as much fun. i always talked to myself. lately i've been reciting movie lines under my breath. i was in the elevator, kennedy,

somebody came in and i was saying it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. or oh, wait, was she a great bio fat person. oh, yeah. so anyway, that's -- i'm not going to tell you what movie that's fromso but it's super creepy. greg: it's not a moviero i've seen. >> it's buffalo bill. so basically i was -- greg: i know. of course. tyrus, i find that talking to yourself is interesting because it tells you that there are two us. like there's you talking and you hearing you which means you're kind of a -- there's a duality in there, that's frightening. >> i guess it's not frightening, knowing my ears and mouth work. it's good to know that the gears are working. test drive alone and talking to yourself. listen, i foundha that i'm my on best friend so i have to talk to myself to keep myself from killing people.

i talked myself down a lot it seems. i almost should name my other self because i literally bill witwill belike -- greg: call him little tyrus. re>> always shows up when i'm driving. >> my observation, it's harder to be you during a pandemic because people that don't know you think you're unapproachable so no one's approaching you. no one's approached you since february of last year. >> i don't know how the -- good morning cousins, what's the -- greg: good morning, friends and family. >> even though you don't know them you k call them friends. weird. this is the number one show in america, jack. everyone knows who i am. i can't go anywhere. people walk up to me, fresh market, they have notes to get to you and the president, we've the mask on. i still can't hide. greg: really. >> yeah. the best line ever, i knew that was you, tyrus, can't miss those eyes anywhere. i went -- thank you, sir.

greg: kennedy, i actually talk to myself because i'm predicting future conversations. i find that helps. >> i have talked to myself in the house and now the grocery store. i have great conversations, counting burritos. i don't realize i'm doing it. cherries, i don't need you. i'm sorry about that. i realize we've lost self awareness because we've been alone so much that you forget what it's like to have other people look at you and then you realize that oh, i lost it. greg: i find people -- i don't stop talking to myself until people are staring at me and i go oh, wow, i'm outside. my favorite story, next. my favorite story, next. >> man: what's my safelite story? my truck...is my livelihood. so when my windshield cracked... the experts at safelite autoglass came right to me...

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application, the titanic change was put in motion. the man said he didn't remember doing it. once the official forms signed in the mail, he happily signed them. his heart may go on but i guess he'll need a new driver's license. i can only imagine how he looks on the street. ♪ greg: all right. kennedy, your thoughts? >> i love this story so much. i can't believe how easy it is to change your name in the u.k. that's what struck me. because here it's a pretty lengthy process. i was saying like what's the craziest thing i do and mine is always online shopping and then i get things in the mail and i don't know where they came from. i think they're presents. [laughter] i look at the billing and i'm like -- greg: this is so true. tyrus, wouldn't it be great if alcohol was a substance that made you make more responsible decisions. >> i'm glad you brought this

up. i'm calling bull on all of this. this is -- you know what, and spenting a little bit of time with i a journalist -- >> of my stature. >> no one else realized that i'm pretty sure when you're drinking at midnight that the name changing store is probably not open. greg: couldn't it be 24/7. >> the notary, the bank, those are places that typically stay open late at night for drunken guys to come in. this guy planned it out. as a guy who made a few mistakes in his life and tried to use the old of -- greg: i was drunk. >> i was drunk, bro, don't even -- it doesn't work. and when he got it in the mail he was like oh, well, huh, i mean, i did it so i guess i'll signll it. he did three cart wheels and a kick-up when it came in the mail. he was trying to cover it up by saying oh, i was drunk and this is what happened. but yet you kept it. greg: can't he kilmeade identify as celine dion.

if you can identify as a woodland creature or change your gender, why can't he say i am celine dion. >> put it that way. that's a good point. two things i don't understand many i don't understand the passion people have for celine dion. i met her once, she seems nice. i didn't know she was a singer until the titanic and the song takes way too long. they could have done it in half the time. number two, the biggest name change that affected me the most when cashus clay went to muhammad ali. i got over that quick. greg: why don't you like that? i don't want to know why that upsets me. >> i didn't know you were that old. >> apparently is upset you too. >> i thought cassius clay was such a great name. greg: oh, that's why. somebody is going to clip that out and say he did the secret

symbol. okay. >> noid one ever writes about s on the internet so that's perfect. greg: dagen, that's not your real name.ne >> no, it's not. it's t actually celine dion. or excus excuse me, se sleep dee slee-- celine dion. this dude drank a magnum of champagne. the only thing i couldgn do is pass out on the bathroom floor with my face on the bath matt and yo you wind up with an impression on your face. greg: it is true. getting drunk like that on champagne is the worst possible alcohol, the headaches and the -- it's really bad. bad. but you know what cures that, celine dion's graceful music. >> and pee pedialyte. greg: and pedialyte. all right. we'll be right back. ght, i broun ensure max protein to give you the protein you need with less of the sugar you don't.

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greg: we are out greg: we are out of time, because of a death in the family i will be out all next week, you will not see me on the five, we will have a great guest host, be sure to tuning thanks to brian kilmeade, dagen mcdowell, kennedy and pirates, and greg gutfeld, i love you all. jon: growing concerns over big tech censorship was some. civil liberties can be a state. this is democrats appear to launch impeachment proceedings against president trump for the second time, good evening i'm jon scott and this is the "fox report" ♪ ♪ as one party gears up to take full control of the u.s. government, house democrats are preparing to introduce articles of impeachment as soon as tomorrow among other goals to present president trump from ever running the nation's highest office again. meantime big tech is cracking down on parler a popular social media networks for